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Wild Nuts
Anonymous
/G47Y
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No.20349
20351
NO HOMO
Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
1039 replies and 68 files omitted.
Anonymous
/G47Y
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No.20755
20756 20757
kefka6.png
>>20754
It could work, I don't get the impression Taylor is into outlandish clothes (I could be wrong tho)
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20756
20757
>>20753
uh... Is this a Barry situation or one of us...

>>20754
>>20755
Probably should just burn the clothes so it doesn't harm public perception
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20757
20758 20765
>>20755
It's her choice if she wants it. I'm saving it anyway.
I've saved all the clothes of every individual killed so far, even your co-workers (didn't have a place to put their bodies though).
>>20756
Nah.. idgaf
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20758
20760 20763
>>20757
A queen has to look the part. Even a queen of edge
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20759
20763 20764
>>20748
>>20749
>>20750
Fuck y'all
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20760
20763
>>20758
And this was not to refer to Tay or her clothing
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20762
>>20754
Ill take the boots.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20763
20765 20771
>>20759
I blame Thez. Let the record show I always spell his name right.
>>20760
>>20758
It is a good way to make an entrance,....
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20764
20765 20766 20769 20771
>>20759
Hey man its your fault for not picking an english character.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20765
20769
>>20764
*cough* This *cough*

>>20763
All I'm sayin' is a Paladin's waifu needs to be conscious of style

>>20757
Actually, if he has any jewelry, can I have it?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20766
20767 20768 20769 20771 20772
>>20764
That's a good point. How does one pronounce Torcuil? I've been thinking "Torque-will", but I'm open to correction.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20767
20768
>>20766
I thought it was Tourcil?

Tor-soul
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20768
>>20767
>>20766
Shit. Now I am unsure how it's spelled
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20769
20770 20771 20774 20779
Before the next session, the party should focus on producing some items for everyone, especially the noobs with no magic items. Taylor could craft a Horn of Valhalla and a Lyre of Building at her level. Trump could use a shield of any kind. Idk how Norfilly is going to play, but she needs some sort of charm to keep a single scratch from ever getting to her.
>>20764
Burn
>>20765
He wore earrings, if you really want them.
>>20766
Cydaquil should just namefag until everyone remembers.
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20770
20773
>>20769
>burn
What did i do?
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20771
20774
>>20763
>>20764
>>20766
Spelling: Torcuil
>now this is a guess
Pronouncation: Torquill
Just because a varient is "Torquil"
>>20769
>reeeeeeeeeeee

Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20772
>>20766
I thought it was tor- coolie
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20773
20775 20776
Spoilered
>>20770
I thought it was an English-Scottish rivalry thing to bulli him. I guessed wrong.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20774
20778 20779
>>20769
Uh... Are earrings the only jewelry?

I have the ring shield and the sword is two handed, so no need for a shield, but any other buff is awesome

>>20771
>The name really does sound like "NyQuil"
Aww
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20775
>>20773
It is
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20776
20780
>>20773
>I am of English Ancestry, and have a lion-like mount, while he has a unicorn
Neat
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20777
20779 20780
images.jpg
Boop
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20778
20781
>>20774
>Are earrings the only jewelry?
I never saw anything else in any pictures of him.
None of his items were magic.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20779
20781
>>20769
Trump has the Bees knees
Kefka appears to have had a variety of pearls and gems, and what looks like a cough masculine garter, at least by the pic Tracy posted
>>20774
Vandereim or Sugoito are both bastard-type swords (1 or 2 handed)
>>20777
Boop-check

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20780
20782
>>20776
I can handle this
Speaking of mount, Torc needs to talk to her.
>>20777
Checked
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20781
20782
>>20779
Definitely taking Pearls and some item of jewelry

So... Can I have multiple shields?

>>20778
>None of his items were magic
That's just fine
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20782
20783 20785
>>20780
Not to be a troll kek but you should know by now where to find her,....
>>20781
Not if you want to use a weapon
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20783
20784
>>20782
Top Fucking Kek

I shit you not, I fully intended to hand Trollestia a statement charging her rent if she wasn't going to be helpful finding the unicorn
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20784
20787
>>20783
>renting building you don't own
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20785
20786 20787
>>20782
>whispering
Well i don't so help a faggot out
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20786
20790
>>20785
The Tower stables
So you venture to the tower stables, where Troll is calmly munching from a pile of bananas.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20787
20790
>>20784
You're the one who first suggested it!

>>20785
THE STABLES!

I swear I go to talk to her more than you do
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20788
20789
9c667b5a0dfd5b92e203c4fcb464dcc1.gif
>MFW I thought I was gonna have to scramble to come up with material and continuity for the storyline,... and here it is being literally spoon-fed to me
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20789
20791 20792
>>20788
What can Tracy do during this time warp?
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20790
20791 20792
>>20787
Yeah but Torc has fucked her more than Trump
>>20786
"Trollestia, can I akk a favor of you?"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20791
20793 20795
>>20789
She can pick up the special shoes Lenos made
>>20790
"Certainly good sir, what can I help you with?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20792
20794
TOURCIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>20790
*Tourcil has been fucked by her

>>20789
Be lubby dubby with her husbando?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20793
20797 20798 20799
Spoilered
>>20791
*picks up shoes*
Tracy thanks Lenos and slips him a bundle of weed from the forest.
She then appraises the shoes.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20794
20796
>>20792
Did he leave the forest yet?
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20795
20798
>>20791
"I need you to watch Norfilly while I go for a while. Can you do that?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20796
20798
>>20794
If I can RP the morning. I need to ask Slovenia something and then ask Fae something
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20797
20801
>>20793
>weed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20798
20800 20803
>>20793
They're specially designed, one shoe having a rounded 'sole', the other a flattened one, to allow a hoers both the necessary striking points that would normally be available with a forging hammer. They require the hoers to be able to stand upright, but that's not a problem with Tracy. "I recommend being in your uber flaming and shit mode for greater efficacy," he says rolling a phatty and sparking it.
>>20795
"I'd be delighted!"
>>20796
If you'd like to do that now, I'll be around for the next hour or so.

Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20799
20801
>>20793
"You'll still need someone to hold the piece with a pair of tongs, but I'm always here unless business demands me elsewhere."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20800
>>20798
"Thanks for that"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20801
20802 20805 20808
impressed.jpg
>>20797
*looks at hooves*
".. Wow, thanks Lenos."
>>20799
noted
Anonymous
/G47Y
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No.20802
20806
>>20801
"Also remember, you're a noob at forging. It takes lots of practice."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20803
20804
>>20798
Let's do it now so I can be back with the rest of the party for stuff

Is her head on my leg?
Anonymous
/G47Y
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No.20804
20807
>>20803
Yes, she's sleeping soundly, and your leg is numb.
Totes Lenos
yzI4X
?
No.20805
20809
>>20801
"Mam, you're under arrest for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20806
20809
>>20802
can lennos make me a item that lets me breath in a vacuum?
also im awake from the coma.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20807
20809
>>20804
Umm... try to wake her

"Slovenia, Slovenia"
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20808
20812 20831
>>20801
He- hey tracy how long have you known that hottie torc?
Anonymous
/G47Y
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No.20809
20810 20811 20814
>>20805
Sod off, you have no jurisdiction
>>20806
He raises an eyebrow. "I could,... what are you planning?"
>>20807
"MMmmfff. Hmm? Oh, its you. I must have fallen asleep while we were talking. Its so nice to have company, please excuse me."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20810
20813
>>20809
Would she be offended if I pet her head?

"I know the feeling. It's okay. Um... could you move your head a bit"
*tries to move leg*
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20811
20813
>>20809
me go to bad place to retreve strong item for thez. oh can you keep that a secret?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20812
20818
>>20808
>that hottie torc
You mean the older guy with the book full of memes? A couple months, I guess. It get's hard to keep track of time around here.
Anonymous
/G47Y
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No.20813
20815 20820
>>20810
"Oh, yes of course," she says a bit embarrassed. As you move your leg, the sensation of PINS AND NEEDLES shoots through your leg.
>>20811
"What KIND of 'bad place'?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20814
20817
>>20809
>No jurisdiction
There you go sounding like that damned federal judge in El Paso.
Absolutely changing that
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20815
20816
>>20813
"it in different plane."
Anonymous
/G47Y
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No.20816
20819
>>20815
His eyes narrow. "Spill it."
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20817
20821
>>20814
>trying to separate a Dragon from his smokes
Enjoy dissolving in a fiery pool of napalm.
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20818
20822 20831
>>20812
Hes a total grey fox, h- has he said anything about me?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20819
20825
>>20816
"why you so interested in where me go?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20820
20825
>>20813
Gah. I guess I'm not walking for several minutes. Try to move leg to make it more mobile

"You like company don't you? How would you like to come back to our party's stables. Or if you want a proper room, and I mean nice rooms, we can spare those as well"
*pet behind ears*
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20821
20822 20823
>>20817
Saint Nixon, who is the Patron Saint of the War on Drugs, is also the Patron Saint of Napalm. Bring it on!
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20822
20824
>>20818
"Not much really. He's rather reserved, compared to the rest of these psychopaths (inb4 tu quoque), although he does speak up when he sees fit. He spend a lot of his time in his cave somewhere scribbling memes into one of his books."
>>20821
>Challenging Lenos
You reap what you sow, m8...
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20823
20826
>>20821
>saint nixon what?
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20824
20832 20840
>>20822
"Do you know where his cave is i want to get in his robe."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20825
20827 20841
>>20819
"You realize you're asking me to make you an item that only I could make, while asking me to keep a secret from the only person in this group who could single-handedly kill me (especially if she was pissed), while talking about jumping planes. I'm gonna need more than your assurances, especially because I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into."
>>20820
"This grove is nice and peaceful, but the lack of interaction is rather depressing. I'm not one for isolation; so long as I don't wind up in chains again, I could see venturing forth."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20826
20828
>>20823
My god is Columbia (America personified), and her saints are those who served her well, especially in the fight against International Communism. I particularly like Presidents
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20827
20829 20832
>>20825
"okay me tell you, me go to the negative energy plane."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20828
>>20826
why columbia and not uncle sam?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20829
20830 20832
>>20827
His jaw hits the floor. "Whatever for?! That's madness! No one goes there deliberately!"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20830
20832 20833 20834
>>20829
"me get the voidstone."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20831
>>20818
>>20808
W
H
A
T
I
S
T
H
I
S
>>20818
>screaming
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20832
20835 20836
>>20824
"His robe? I never bothered looking for his cave, although it doesn't sound difficult to find. It might be easier to just wait for him at the tower though; he's always coming in and out."
>>20827
>>20829
>>20830
*ears twitch*
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20833
20838
>>20830
Lenos' jaw somehow drops through the floor and extends outside the tower for a moment. He composes himself. "Pray tell, what do you intend to DO with a voidstone?"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20834
20835
>>20830
Consider forging a Sun Blade before you go, or several for that matter.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20835
20837
>>20832
Leave your goods in the tower if you go to the negative energy dimension. Otherwise you'll lose your stuff with your body when you are killed

>>20834
I'm advising not to go
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20836
20840 20843
>>20832
Can you help me find it?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20837
20843
>>20835
Shhh, we'll get to that, but this is a 1on1 convo...
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20838
20846
>>20833
"make ring for thez."
Question
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20839
20844
How do Knowledge ranks work? What kind of bonuses do you get for increasing them? I can't figure it out.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20840
20842
>>20824
>>20836
>louder sustaned screaming
Also it's a kilt, get it right
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20841
20846
>>20825
CALL MOUNT

"Our tower is safe and secure. All of the elves Korak held are there right now. There's several people there, including another Unicorn, although she is a celestial. It was Tracy who found you, correct? The Blue Pony? She's there too. Sometimes. Come with me, we can provide you accommodations. Better than out here where there are who knows what dangers"
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20842
20847
>>20840
Im coming to suck that dick boi
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20843
20845 20846
>>20837
Isn't Tracy still in the forge? She's respectfully eavesdropping.
>>20836
"Well, I probably could, but it sounds like a lot of work to go through for just a robe."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20844
>>20839
Same as other ranks. You're more likely to pass difficult questions when you have more ranks in knowledge during a knowledge check
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20845
20847 20854
>>20843
I dont want to take his robe i said i wanted to Get In It, i wanna fug torc.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20846
20849 20852 20854
>>20838
"You incredible,... she's got a ring you know, its made out of one of your horns.
TBH, I don't either. That sort of thing always seemed a role-play element to me. I suppose it could represent gained knowledge from having lived in an environment, but again that seems like a role-play element. Example: Knowledge - Mountains could give a character an understanding of what sorts of monsters are likely to be encountered, or how to traverse effectively, but that doesn't seem something one would leave up to skill points or die rolls.
>>20841
After a few moments, Fae touches down a few feet away. "Yes Trump, you have need of me?"
>>20843
Fair point, but its hard to eavesdrop while carrying on a conversation about ahem Torcuil's clothing.

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20847
20866
>>20845
>>20842
>gulp
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20848
20852
Sorry, forgot to separate Lenos' statement with a quote to reply to Tracy's question, because I'm still astounded at how Infernius is still carrying on with this one.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20849
20850
>>20846
"yea but me want to get her best stone to go with."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20850
20853
>>20849
"And you want to go with a stone thats sole function is to annihilate whatever it comes into contact with?? That's BEYOND absurd!"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20851
20855
"Assuming you don't get yourself killed in the process, which you will (and me along with you, for going along with it), you want to give her a ring that has a veritable black hole attached to it?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20852
20858
>>20848
He's playing his character GM

>>20846
"Hello Fae! Nice to see you this morning. Fae, meet Slovenia. She was rescued from Korak's ship. She's been here a few days. Slovenia, meet Fae. She is my trusted Paladin's Mount, having helped me in many battles, and my trusted Priest.

Fae, we need the way back to the tower, I don't know it myself"

Is Slovenia too large to ride on Fae's back? I believe you said that Slovenia herself is large enough to be a Paladin's Mount, like a light warpony
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20853
20858
>>20850
"it what ben tell me about when i ask about special gems"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20854
20856 20858 20866 20871
>>20845
>i wanna fug torc
*cocks eyebrow, but nods understandingly and makes a slight grin*
"A snare-trap would be quicker, but I'll see if I can find the time to help you out later."
>>20846
I was wondering about that when I was reading some creatures' bonuses in arcana knowledge and Planes Knowledge. Do knowledge ranks account for any kind of insight boost for cinematic purposes?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20855
>>20851
If Trumpaladin can get Tracy, he can solve the stone issue
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20856
20857
>>20854
you need knowledge dungeonering for that.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20857
20859
>>20856
>for that
For what?
Also, Tracy sleeps in a dungeon. She's got to have at least one rank in it.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20858
20860 20864 20865
>>20852
I know, and I'm playing Lenos. He hasn't said "No", and he realizes full well that Infernius could go it alone.
>Grove
"Yes, I recognize you(her). I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one. I cannot carry both, but being a gentleman, I assume you wouldn't mind walking?" she says with a wink.
"That won't be necessary, I would prefer to walk if you don't mind," Slovenia replies.
>>20853
"Oh they're special alright," she mutters, then sighs. "Look. Let me state plainly. This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. For one, you won't need a breathing apparatus, and for two, if you ARE set on this course, I'm going with you. And don't think you're going to run off solo either, you're not the only one who can shift planes."
>>20854
I suppose they can, it hasn't really come up in any game I've ran though. I mean, it might give a slight bonus to deciphering scripts, but again,....

Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20859
>>20857
its to know about the monsters in the dungeons
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20860
20861
>>20858
i thought i was talking to lennos?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20861
20862 20865
>>20860
You are talking to Lenos. Who do you think taught Torcuil about being a Mystic Theurge?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20862
20863
>>20861
ok i was confused you said she.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20863
20865
>>20862
Oh, you're right. Typo
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20864
20870
>>20858
"why you want go with me?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20865
20869 20870
>>20858
"Of Course, it's good to walk. I just don't know the way back... I've never been this far out."

*Trumpaladin stands up, falls over when he puts weight on his numb leg, then gets back up and places a hand on Fae to help support himself*

Ask this question to Fae. All of this is said in such a way that Slovenia is not intended to hear it, though she could hear it if she tried:

"While I am loathe to admit it, you know more about Football than I. Tell me more about this prophecy. You say it foretold of the child? What... what exactly is the child's role in that prophesy?"

>>20861
>>20863
Just get me aware of Inferius's quest, and in the room with Tracy, and I can handle the stone issue
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20866
20871
>>20847
Ill be the one gulping.
>>20854
Thank you tracy.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20867
Oh you motherfuckers. Alright, gimme a sec.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20868
>I can't CALL MOUNT Tracy
If that were enforced by GM, it would absolutely make mounting Tracy worth it
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20869
20870
>>20865
no i dont think you can.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20870
20877 20878 20879
>>20864
Lenos takes a phatty hit from the J, consuming the rest of it, and without blowing it out he says with a strained voice. "Because I'm not any good at lying, and I couldn't possibly hide that if she started asking questions, and if I admitted to allowing you to go alone regardless of whether you came back alive, I can be certain that I'll end up dead as well," he says, finally blowing the hit out.
>>20865
"The texts are vague, and vary from translation to translation. It is said however that the child may one day bear the weight of the world."
>>20869
This
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20871
20872 20873 20875
>>20854
NO TRAPS FOR TORC
>>20866
Oh god, the images
>shudder
Also, how old does everyone thing torc is?
>grey fox my ass
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20872
20874 20875
>>20871
I have him in his 30's, maybe early 40's
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20873
>>20871
Wizards have complex starting age, and you said he was married, before he had to live in a cave for years, so I guessed in his 30-50's.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20874
>>20872
You win, thats correct
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20875
20876
>>20871
>>20872
Thats totally grey fox age.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20876
>>20875
Yeah, he'd have a bit of grey ESP if he was married Xp
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20877
20885
>>20870
*starts walking*
"I think we should go now, since there are things I need to do today. We'll get you a nice room and food Slovenia"

"Uh.. Bear the weight of the world? Let me just ask you straight up. Does he leave the world in a better condition than when he found it, or try to?"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20878
20881
>>20870
*ears twitch*
I really really want to go to another dimension. Perfect sort of mission for a nightmare.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20879
>>20870
Dude, I could absolutely solve the rock issue.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20880
20881 20884
34B138CA00000578-3612966-Robert_the_Bruce_was_crowned_King_of_Scotland_in_1306_and_went_o-a-16_1464363847231.jpg
600px-MacLeod_tartan_(Vestiarium_Scoticum).png
Age: 32 when he got transported into the game
Look: pic 1
Kilt pattern: pic 2
Just to clear that up for new players
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20881
20882
>>20878
Not that dimension. The chances of it killing you are reasonably high

>>20880
Kek, we know you don't look that charming
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20882
>>20881
Well I don't
But Torc isn't based on me
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20883
>everyone is not posting cause they want trips
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20884
>>20880
H- hot
/G47Y
?
No.20885
20890 20891
[1d20 = 15]
>>20877
"I don't know how much more I can say on the matter. The prophecy pertains to Football, so we can conclude that it is a good thing."
>Lenos
"Even if you succeed, what are you going to say? "Oh, look at this rock of obliteration I happened across in the road! I'm going, try and stop me."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20886
30 minutes remaining
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20888
>>20887
Boop?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20889
*road!"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20890
20892 20893
>>20885
"Alright then... I guess I will try to have faith..."
*proceed walking to tower with Fae and Slovenia*

I would absolutely ask Slovenia a billion more questions about herself, but I'll try to have mercy.

Also, can Fae be promoted 3 levels? What classes can she have? I wanted her to have something like Cleric, and have already one or two levels in it, but I don't know if NPCs, especially monster types, can take that. Maybe she can be an Expert?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20891
20893
>>20885
"me tell her the truth me conquered a dimension for her, me appreciate you coming. you strong."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20892
20894
>>20890
Isn't Fae a lion?
I would run
/G47Y
?
No.20893
20895 20896 20898
[1d20 = 4]
>>20890
I could see giving her one level given her background and personality, she did aid in the Nerd/Dog fight, but only one since she never successfully attacked.
>>20891
Lenos facepalms. "I'm certain she's not going to see it that way."
>to Infernius
"Make all necessary preparations. I've never been to that particular plane, so I can't tell you what to expect."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20894
20900
>>20892
She's a Dragonne. It's a sort of cross between a lion and a dragon that looks like a giant winged-brass-scaled Lion. What would you run from?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20895
20897
>>20893
Aww, but you said NPCs gain three levels from the fight
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20896
20897
>>20893
"okay me be right back me need to drop off gift first."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20897
20899
>>20895
I was thinking more about the citizens.
>>20896
"Of all the literally bull-headed,...." can be heard as you wander off.
Well, I guess I know what I've got to prepare for.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20898
>>20893
*ears twitch*
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20899
20901
>>20897
i go to ana.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20900
20902
>>20894
Lions and Unicorns are considered enemies irc
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20901
20902 20903
>>20899
'Cuz you know where she is?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20902
20904 20905
>>20900
They were, but then 1707 happened, and 2014 could not undo it

>>20901
Um... Any chance I could be back for the stone thing?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20903
20907
>>20901
i dont, i go and call out to her.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20904
>>20902
Doubtful, but I can't say for certain. Trust me, I'm gonna THOROUGHLY explore the full scope of possibility on THIS shit.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20905
20907 20909
>>20902
"The unicorn is an enemy to the lion, wherefore, as soon as ever a lion sees a unicorn, he runs to a tree for succor, so that, when the unicorn makes force at him, he may not only avoid his horn but also destroy the unicorn, for, in the swiftness of his course, the unicorn runs against the tree wherein his sharp horn sticks fast. Then, when the lion sees the unicorn fastened by his horn, he falls upon him and kills him."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20907
20908 20923
>>20903
Ponimaru appears from the shadows behind you. "If you're looking for Thez, I believe you'll find her engaged with the Fight Club in the whore-house."
>>20905
Quit starting drama, there's quite enough of THAT at the moment!
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20908
20910
>>20907
"perfect, thank you ninja hoers. what your name?"
i dont think infernuis ever knew he could talk
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20909
20921 20926
1024px-Royal_Coat_of_Arms_of_the_United_Kingdom_(HM_Government).svg.png
>>20905
Ah, but you're forgetting what happened since:

"The Articles of the UNION as they passed with Amendments in the Parliament of Scotland,
and ratified by the Touch of the Royal Scepter at Edinburgh, January 16, 1707, by James
Duke of Queensbury, her Majesty’s High Commissioner for that Kingdom.
I. ‘That the two Kingdoms of (fn. 1) Scotland and England, shall, upon the first Day of May
next ensuing the Date hereof, and for ever after, be united into one Kingdom by the Name
of Great-Britain, and that the Ensigns Armorial of the said united Kingdom, be such as her
Majesty shall appoint; and the Crosses of St. Andrew and St. George be conjoined in such a
manner as her Majesty shall think fit, and used in all Flags, Banners, Standards, and Ensigns,
both at Sea and Land"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20910
20912
>>20908
"I have no name, but you can refer to me as Ponimaru," he says with a short, stiff bow. You notice he's wearing Thez' martial belt from way back before she enacted the travel ban. I'd mentioned that before, I just wanted to reiterate it.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20911
t-10 minutes
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20912
20913 20914
>>20910
"have you heard of the 2 major religions spreading through out the area?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20913
>>20912
>What Inferius does when not being watched: Try to spread the word of Football
>What Tracy does when not being watched: Distributes drugs
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20914
20915 20916
>>20912
"Dude, you had best be on your way," he says rolling his eyes, and momentarily acting uncharacteristically informal.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20915
20916 20917
>>20914
"alright alright we converse about this in the future." i sprint to the whorehouse."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20916
>>20914
>>20915
>I'm definitely not catching Inferius
I wonder if Tracy would say anything
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20917
20919 20921 20941
>>20915
Upon entering, you find Thez beating the holy piss out of a partiularly large fighter (for visualization, use the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage, mixed with the scene in Fight Club where the Main char decides to destroy something beautiful).
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20918
20919
I guarantee this isn't happening in the next 3 minutes.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20919
20920
>>20917
>>20918
i wait untill her turn is over.could you fast foward through her fight to save time?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20920
20922 20924 20928
>>20919
Nope, I gotta go! And thank Elway for that!
>GM out
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20921
20925
>>20909
Aye, but dats not mythology
>>20917
Kek

So, Torc decides to go back to the tower
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20922
>>20920
damn i was so close.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20923
21127
>>20907
Ponimaru can speak common?
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20924
>>20920
Bye GM
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20925
20929
>>20921
"H-hi torc."
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20926
20927 20928 20930
>>20909
The Unicorn/Lion thing stems back further than just British history.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20927
>>20926
roma.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20928
20929 20930
>>20926
So? British history affects the way it is now, not before

>>20920
GM, I promise you, just give me an ordinary glove, a bag, a shining piece of Obsidian, a character of Evil alignment, and either the ability to plane shift to any weird plane OR Pyrotechnics, and I can get Inferius his "void stone" without him, Tracy, or Lenos getting killed in the process

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20929
20930 20931 20932
>>20925
"Hi Taylor, whats up?"
>>20928
B-but its mythology, bot historical or political
yzI4X
?
No.20930
1510725277713.png
>>20928
I'd do this shit myself, but I am playing the group Paladin

>>20929
>>20926
I don't care. Fae and Slovenia are not fighting. That's the end of it. Fae isn't even a lion, she just looks like one.
\r
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20931
20932 20933
>>20929
"I wanted to know if you maybe wanted [mumbles]"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20932
>>20931
>>20929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20933
20936
>>20931
"Sorry, what was that?"

Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20934
20935 20937
*subtle sounds of a snare trap being set*
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20935
>>20934
pls no. Make this be consensual. I have my reasons
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20936
20939
>>20933
I said did you maybe want to go take a bath? w- we can use water.*turns away as her face turns red*
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20937
>>20934
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20938
*subtle sounds of multiple other snare traps being set in indeterminate locations*
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20939
20940 20942
>>20936
"Uhhhh"
Torc turns red, not unlike Trump's ban messages.
"I guess?"
Torc makes a mental not oo get new friends

Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20940
20944
>>20939
L- lets go *begins to tremble uncontrollably*
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20941
20943 21127
Major Armstrong, pose1,-the armstrong fists will not fail-, ep1.jpg
>>20917
>the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage
Like this faggot?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20942
>>20939
>Like Trump's Ban Messages
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20943
>>20941
Thats who i think about evertime infernuis does anything.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20944
20945
>>20940
>internal screaming
"O-okay"
Follows
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20945
20946
>>20944
*Gets to the bath house and disrobes* w-w-well this is me.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20946
20947
>>20945
I SAID NO TRAPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20947
20948 20949
>>20946
>cute little pussy with a triangle shaved in the pubes
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20948
20952
>>20947
>Not a swastika
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20949
20950 20951 20953
>>20947
Then don't quote trap comic.
>I mm highly uncomfortable
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20950
20954
>>20949
"Kek your supposed to be"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20951
20953 20954
>>20949
*From a distance, you hear as if whispered into your ear DO IT*
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20952
>>20948
>next time i shave
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20953
20955 20956
>>20951
>>20949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqQJ2wk6ge4
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20954
20956 20958
>>20950
>Torc considers running, but decides he doesn't want to die today
>>20951
I DON'T WANNA DO IT
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20955
20957
*subtle sounds of poisoned darts being rigged, for no reason*
>>20953
Kek
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20956
20957
>>20953
Precisely

>>20954
DO IT
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20957
>>20955
STAHP
>>20956
>Torc drops the kilt cloak

Only to reveal a second kilt