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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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>>20754It could work, I don't get the impression Taylor is into outlandish clothes (I could be wrong tho)
>>20753uh... Is this a Barry situation or one of us...>>20754>>20755Probably should just burn the clothes so it doesn't harm public perception
>>20755It's her choice if she wants it. I'm saving it anyway.
I've saved all the clothes of every individual killed so far, even your co-workers (didn't have a place to put their bodies though).
>>20756Nah.. idgaf
>>20757A queen has to look the part. Even a queen of edge
>>20758And this was not to refer to Tay or her clothing
>>20759I blame Thez. Let the record show I always spell his name right.
>>20760>>20758It is a good way to make an entrance,....
>>20759Hey man its your fault for not picking an english character.
>>20764*cough* This *cough*
>>20763All I'm sayin' is a Paladin's waifu needs to be conscious of style
>>20757Actually, if he has any jewelry, can I have it?
>>20764That's a good point. How does one pronounce Torcuil? I've been thinking "Torque-will", but I'm open to correction.
>>20766I thought it was Tourcil?
Tor-soul
>>20767>>20766Shit. Now
I am unsure how it's spelled
Before the next session, the party should focus on producing some items for everyone, especially the noobs with no magic items. Taylor could craft a Horn of Valhalla and a Lyre of Building at her level. Trump could use a shield of any kind. Idk how Norfilly is going to play, but she needs some sort of charm to keep a single scratch from ever getting to her.
>>20764Burn
>>20765He wore earrings, if you really want them.
>>20766Cydaquil should just namefag until everyone remembers.
>>20763>>20764>>20766Spelling: Torcuil
>now this is a guessPronouncation: Torquill
Just because a varient is "Torquil"
>>20769>reeeeeeeeeeee >>20766I thought it was tor- coolie
>>20769Uh... Are earrings the only jewelry?
I have the ring shield and the sword is two handed, so no need for a shield, but any other buff is awesome
>>20771>The name really does sound like "NyQuil"Aww
>>20774>Are earrings the only jewelry?I never saw anything else in any pictures of him.
None of his items were magic.
>>20769Trump has the Bees knees
Kefka appears to have had a variety of pearls and gems, and what looks like a
cough masculine garter, at least by the pic Tracy posted
>>20774Vandereim or Sugoito are both bastard-type swords (1 or 2 handed)
>>20777Boop-check
>>20776I can handle this
Speaking of mount, Torc needs to talk to her.
>>20777Checked
>>20779Definitely taking Pearls and some item of jewelry
So... Can I have multiple shields?
>>20778>None of his items were magicThat's just fine
>>20780Not to be a troll
kek but you should know by now where to find her,....
>>20781Not if you want to use a weapon
>>20782Top Fucking Kek
I shit you not, I fully intended to hand Trollestia a statement charging her rent if she wasn't going to be helpful finding the unicorn
>>20782>whisperingWell i don't so help a faggot out
>>20785The Tower stablesSo you venture to the tower stables, where Troll is calmly munching from a pile of bananas.
>>20784You're the one who first suggested it!
>>20785THE STABLES!
I swear I go to talk to her more than you do
>MFW I thought I was gonna have to scramble to come up with material and continuity for the storyline,... and here it is being literally spoon-fed to me
>>20788What can Tracy do during this time warp?
>>20787Yeah but Torc has fucked her more than Trump>>20786"Trollestia, can I akk a favor of you?"
>>20789She can pick up the special shoes Lenos made
>>20790"Certainly good sir, what can I help you with?"
>>20790*Tourcil has been fucked by her
>>20789Be lubby dubby with her husbando?
>>20791*picks up shoes*
Tracy thanks Lenos and slips him a bundle of weed from the forest.
She then appraises the shoes.
>>20792Did he leave the forest yet?
>>20791"I need you to watch Norfilly while I go for a while. Can you do that?"
>>20794If I can RP the morning. I need to ask Slovenia something and then ask Fae something
>>20793>weedREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>20793They're specially designed, one shoe having a rounded 'sole', the other a flattened one, to allow a hoers both the necessary striking points that would normally be available with a forging hammer. They require the hoers to be able to stand upright, but that's not a problem with Tracy. "I recommend being in your uber flaming and shit mode for greater efficacy," he says rolling a phatty and sparking it.
>>20795"I'd be delighted!"
>>20796If you'd like to do that now, I'll be around for the next hour or so.
>>20793"You'll still need someone to hold the piece with a pair of tongs, but I'm always here unless business demands me elsewhere."
>>20801"Also remember, you're a noob at forging. It takes lots of practice."
>>20798Let's do it now so I can be back with the rest of the party for stuff
Is her head on my leg?
>>20803Yes, she's sleeping soundly, and your leg is numb.
>>20801"Mam, you're under arrest for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute"
>>20802can lennos make me a item that lets me breath in a vacuum?
also im awake from the coma.
>>20801He- hey tracy how long have you known that hottie torc?
>>20805Sod off, you have no jurisdiction
>>20806He raises an eyebrow. "I could,... what are you planning?"
>>20807"MMmmfff. Hmm? Oh, its you. I must have fallen asleep while we were talking. Its so nice to have company, please excuse me."
>>20809Would she be offended if I pet her head?"I know the feeling. It's okay. Um... could you move your head a bit"
*tries to move leg*
>>20809me go to bad place to retreve strong item for thez. oh can you keep that a secret?
>>20808>that hottie torcYou mean the older guy with the book full of memes? A couple months, I guess. It get's hard to keep track of time around here.
>>20810"Oh, yes of course," she says a bit embarrassed. As you move your leg, the sensation of PINS AND NEEDLES shoots through your leg.
>>20811"What KIND of 'bad place'?"
>>20809>No jurisdictionThere you go sounding like that damned federal judge in El Paso.
Absolutely changing that
>>20815His eyes narrow. "Spill it."
>>20814>trying to separate a Dragon from his smokesEnjoy dissolving in a fiery pool of napalm.
>>20812Hes a total grey fox, h- has he said anything about me?
>>20816"why you so interested in where me go?"
>>20813Gah. I guess I'm not walking for several minutes. Try to move leg to make it more mobile
"You like company don't you? How would you like to come back to our party's stables. Or if you want a proper room, and I mean nice rooms, we can spare those as well"
*pet behind ears*
>>20817Saint Nixon, who is the Patron Saint of the War on Drugs, is also the Patron Saint of Napalm. Bring it on!
>>20818"Not much really. He's rather reserved, compared to the rest of these psychopaths
(inb4 tu quoque), although he does speak up when he sees fit. He spend a lot of his time in his cave somewhere scribbling memes into one of his books."
>>20821>Challenging LenosYou reap what you sow, m8...
>>20822"Do you know where his cave is i want to get in his robe."
>>20819"You realize you're asking me to make you an item that only I could make, while asking me to keep a secret from the only person in this group who could single-handedly kill me (
especially if she was pissed), while talking about jumping planes. I'm gonna need more than your assurances, especially because I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into."
>>20820"This grove is nice and peaceful, but the lack of interaction is rather depressing. I'm not one for isolation; so long as I don't wind up in chains again, I could see venturing forth."
>>20825"okay me tell you, me go to the negative energy plane."
>>20827His jaw hits the floor. "Whatever for?! That's madness! No one goes there
deliberately!"
>>20824"
His robe? I never bothered looking for his cave, although it doesn't sound difficult to find. It might be easier to just wait for him at the tower though; he's always coming in and out."
>>20827>>20829>>20830*ears twitch*
>>20830Lenos' jaw somehow drops through the floor and extends outside the tower for a moment. He composes himself. "Pray tell, what do you intend to DO with a voidstone?"
>>20835Shhh, we'll get to that, but this is a 1on1 convo...
How do Knowledge ranks work? What kind of bonuses do you get for increasing them? I can't figure it out.
>>20824>>20836>louder sustaned screamingAlso it's a kilt, get it right
>>20825CALL MOUNT
"Our tower is safe and secure. All of the elves Korak held are there right now. There's several people there, including another Unicorn, although she is a celestial. It was Tracy who found you, correct? The Blue Pony? She's there too. Sometimes. Come with me, we can provide you accommodations. Better than out here where there are who knows what dangers"
>>20840Im coming to suck that dick boi
>>20837Isn't Tracy still in the forge? She's respectfully eavesdropping.
>>20836"Well, I probably could, but it sounds like a lot of work to go through for just a robe."
>>20839Same as other ranks. You're more likely to pass difficult questions when you have more ranks in knowledge during a knowledge check
>>20843I dont want to take his robe i said i wanted to Get In It, i wanna fug torc.
>>20838"You incredible,... she's got a ring you know, its made out of one of your horns.
TBH, I don't either. That sort of thing always seemed a role-play element to me. I suppose it could represent gained knowledge from having lived in an environment, but again that seems like a role-play element. Example: Knowledge - Mountains could give a character an understanding of what sorts of monsters are likely to be encountered, or how to traverse effectively, but that doesn't seem something one would leave up to skill points or die rolls.
>>20841After a few moments, Fae touches down a few feet away. "Yes Trump, you have need of me?"
>>20843Fair point, but its hard to eavesdrop while carrying on a conversation about
ahem Torcuil's clothing.
Sorry, forgot to separate Lenos' statement with a quote to reply to Tracy's question, because I'm still astounded at how Infernius is still carrying on with this one.
>>20846"yea but me want to get her best stone to go with."
>>20849"And you want to go with a stone thats sole function is to annihilate whatever it comes into contact with?? That's BEYOND absurd!"
"Assuming you don't get yourself killed in the process, which you will (and me along with you, for going along with it), you want to give her a ring that has a veritable black hole attached to it?"
>>20848He's playing his character GM>>20846"Hello Fae! Nice to see you this morning. Fae, meet Slovenia. She was rescued from Korak's ship. She's been here a few days. Slovenia, meet Fae. She is my trusted Paladin's Mount, having helped me in many battles, and my trusted Priest.
Fae, we need the way back to the tower, I don't know it myself"
Is Slovenia too large to ride on Fae's back? I believe you said that Slovenia herself is large enough to be a Paladin's Mount, like a light warpony >>20850"it what ben tell me about when i ask about special gems"
>>20845>i wanna fug torc*cocks eyebrow, but nods understandingly and makes a slight grin*
"A snare-trap would be quicker, but I'll see if I can find the time to help you out later."
>>20846I was wondering about that when I was reading some creatures' bonuses in arcana knowledge and Planes Knowledge. Do knowledge ranks account for any kind of insight boost for cinematic purposes?
>>20851If Trumpaladin can get Tracy, he can solve the stone issue
>>20856>for thatFor what?
Also, Tracy sleeps in a dungeon. She's got to have at least one rank in it.
>>20852I know, and I'm playing Lenos. He hasn't said "No", and he realizes full well that Infernius could go it alone.
>Grove"Yes, I recognize you(her). I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one. I cannot carry both, but being a gentleman, I assume you wouldn't mind walking?" she says with a wink.
"That won't be necessary, I would prefer to walk if you don't mind," Slovenia replies.
>>20853"Oh they're special alright," she mutters, then sighs. "Look. Let me state plainly. This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. For one, you won't need a breathing apparatus, and for two, if you ARE set on this course,
I'm going with you. And don't think you're going to run off solo either, you're not the only one who can shift planes."
>>20854I suppose they can, it hasn't really come up in any game I've ran though. I mean, it might give a slight bonus to deciphering scripts, but again,....
>>20857its to know about the monsters in the dungeons
>>20858i thought i was talking to lennos?
>>20860You are talking to Lenos. Who do you think taught Torcuil about being a Mystic Theurge?
>>20861ok i was confused you said she.
>>20858"why you want go with me?"
>>20858"Of Course, it's good to walk. I just don't know the way back... I've never been this far out."
*Trumpaladin stands up, falls over when he puts weight on his numb leg, then gets back up and places a hand on Fae to help support himself*
Ask this question to Fae. All of this is said in such a way that Slovenia is not intended to hear it, though she could hear it if she tried:
"While I am loathe to admit it, you know more about Football than I. Tell me more about this prophecy. You say it foretold of the child? What... what exactly is the child's role in that prophesy?"
>>20861>>20863Just get me aware of Inferius's quest, and in the room with Tracy, and I can handle the stone issue
Oh you motherfuckers. Alright, gimme a sec.
>I can't CALL MOUNT Tracy
If that were enforced by GM, it would absolutely make mounting Tracy worth it
>>20864Lenos takes a phatty hit from the J, consuming the rest of it, and without blowing it out he says with a strained voice. "Because I'm not any good at lying, and I couldn't possibly hide that if she started asking questions, and if I admitted to allowing you to go alone
regardless of whether you came back alive, I can be certain that I'll end up dead as well," he says, finally blowing the hit out.
>>20865"The texts are vague, and vary from translation to translation. It is said however that the child may one day bear the weight of the world."
>>20869This
>>20854NO TRAPS FOR TORC
>>20866Oh god, the images
>shudderAlso, how old does everyone thing torc is?
>grey fox my ass >>20871I have him in his 30's, maybe early 40's
>>20871Wizards have complex starting age, and you said he was married, before he had to live in a cave for years, so I guessed in his 30-50's.
>>20871>>20872Thats totally grey fox age.
>>20875Yeah, he'd have a bit of grey ESP if he was married Xp
>>20870*starts walking*
"I think we should go now, since there are things I need to do today. We'll get you a nice room and food Slovenia"
"Uh.. Bear the weight of the world? Let me just ask you straight up. Does he leave the world in a better condition than when he found it, or try to?"
Age: 32 when he got transported into the game
Look: pic 1
Kilt pattern: pic 2
Just to clear that up for new players
>>20878Not that dimension. The chances of it killing you are reasonably high>>20880Kek, we know you don't look that charming
>>20881Well I don't
But Torc isn't based on me
>everyone is not posting cause they want trips
[1d20 = 15]>>20877"I don't know how much more I can say on the matter. The prophecy pertains to Football, so we can conclude that it is a good thing."
>Lenos"Even if you succeed, what are you going to say? "Oh, look at this rock of obliteration I happened across in the road! I'm going, try and stop me."
>>20885"Alright then... I guess I will try to have faith..."
*proceed walking to tower with Fae and Slovenia*
I would absolutely ask Slovenia a billion more questions about herself, but I'll try to have mercy.
Also, can Fae be promoted 3 levels? What classes can she have? I wanted her to have something like Cleric, and have already one or two levels in it, but I don't know if NPCs, especially monster types, can take that. Maybe she can be an Expert?
>>20885"me tell her the truth me conquered a dimension for her, me appreciate you coming. you strong."
[1d20 = 4]>>20890I could see giving her one level given her background and personality, she did aid in the Nerd/Dog fight, but only one since she never successfully attacked.
>>20891Lenos facepalms. "I'm certain she's not going to see it that way."
>to Infernius"Make all necessary preparations. I've never been to that particular plane, so I can't tell you what to expect."
>>20892She's a Dragonne. It's a sort of cross between a lion and a dragon that looks like a giant winged-brass-scaled Lion. What would you run from?
>>20893Aww, but you said NPCs gain three levels from the fight
>>20893"okay me be right back me need to drop off gift first."
>>20895I was thinking more about the citizens.
>>20896"Of all the literally bull-headed,...." can be heard as you wander off.
Well, I guess I know what I've got to prepare for.
>>20894Lions and Unicorns are considered enemies irc
>>20899'Cuz you know where she is?
>>20900They were, but then 1707 happened, and 2014 could not undo it
>>20901Um... Any chance I could be back for the stone thing?
>>20901i dont, i go and call out to her.
>>20902Doubtful, but I can't say for certain. Trust me, I'm gonna THOROUGHLY explore the full scope of possibility on THIS shit.
>>20902"The unicorn is an enemy to the lion, wherefore, as soon as ever a lion sees a unicorn, he runs to a tree for succor, so that, when the unicorn makes force at him, he may not only avoid his horn but also destroy the unicorn, for, in the swiftness of his course, the unicorn runs against the tree wherein his sharp horn sticks fast. Then, when the lion sees the unicorn fastened by his horn, he falls upon him and kills him."
>>20903Ponimaru appears from the shadows behind you. "If you're looking for Thez, I believe you'll find her engaged with the Fight Club in the whore-house."
>>20905Quit starting drama, there's quite enough of THAT at the moment!
>>20907"perfect, thank you ninja hoers. what your name?"
i dont think infernuis ever knew he could talk >>20905Ah, but you're forgetting what happened since:
"The Articles of the UNION as they passed with Amendments in the Parliament of Scotland,
and ratified by the Touch of the Royal Scepter at Edinburgh, January 16, 1707, by James
Duke of Queensbury, her Majesty’s High Commissioner for that Kingdom.
I. ‘That the two Kingdoms of (fn. 1) Scotland and England, shall, upon the first Day of May
next ensuing the Date hereof, and for ever after, be united into one Kingdom by the Name
of Great-Britain, and that the Ensigns Armorial of the said united Kingdom, be such as her
Majesty shall appoint; and the Crosses of St. Andrew and St. George be conjoined in such a
manner as her Majesty shall think fit, and used in all Flags, Banners, Standards, and Ensigns,
both at Sea and Land"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY >>20908"I have no name, but you can refer to me as Ponimaru," he says with a short, stiff bow. You notice he's wearing Thez' martial belt from way back before she enacted the travel ban. I'd mentioned that before, I just wanted to reiterate it.
>>20910"have you heard of the 2 major religions spreading through out the area?"
>>20912"Dude, you had best be on your way," he says rolling his eyes, and momentarily acting uncharacteristically informal.
>>20914"alright alright we converse about this in the future." i sprint to the whorehouse."
>>20914>>20915>I'm definitely not catching InferiusI wonder if Tracy would say anything
>>20915Upon entering, you find Thez beating the holy piss out of a partiularly large fighter (for visualization, use the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage, mixed with the scene in Fight Club where the Main char decides to destroy something beautiful).
I guarantee this isn't happening in the next 3 minutes.
>>20917>>20918i wait untill her turn is over.
could you fast foward through her fight to save time? >>20919Nope, I gotta go! And thank Elway for that!
>GM out >>20909Aye, but dats not mythology
>>20917Kek
So, Torc decides to go back to the tower
>>20907Ponimaru can speak common?
>>20909The Unicorn/Lion thing stems back further than just British history.
>>20926So? British history affects the way it is
now, not before
>>20920GM, I promise you, just give me an ordinary glove, a bag, a shining piece of Obsidian, a character of Evil alignment, and either the ability to plane shift to any weird plane OR Pyrotechnics, and I can get Inferius his "void stone" without him, Tracy, or Lenos getting killed in the process
>>20925"Hi Taylor, whats up?"
>>20928B-but its mythology, bot historical or political
>>20928I'd do this shit myself, but I am playing the group Paladin
>>20929>>20926I don't care. Fae and Slovenia are not fighting. That's the end of it. Fae isn't even a lion, she just looks like one.
\r
>>20929"I wanted to know if you maybe wanted [mumbles]"
*subtle sounds of a snare trap being set*
>>20933I said did you maybe want to go take a bath? w- we can use water.*turns away as her face turns red*
>>20934Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
*subtle sounds of multiple other snare traps being set in indeterminate locations*
>>20936"Uhhhh"
Torc turns red, not unlike Trump's ban messages.
"I guess?"Torc makes a mental not oo get new friends
>>20939L- lets go *begins to tremble uncontrollably*
>>20941Thats who i think about evertime infernuis does anything.
>>20944*Gets to the bath house and disrobes* w-w-well this is me.
>>20945I SAID NO TRAPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>20947Then don't quote trap comic.
>I mm highly uncomfortable >>20949"Kek your supposed to be"
>>20949*From a distance, you hear as if whispered into your ear DO IT*
*subtle sounds of poisoned darts being rigged, for no reason*
>>20953Kek
>>20955STAHP
>>20956>Torc drops the kilt cloakOnly to reveal a second kilt