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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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>>20554"How do Jew powers take effect in females?"
But circumcision is normal in gentile American children... reee >>20542"More rare? Sure, but rarity isn't the only thing that determine's a stone's value. Size plays a role, quality (as in, the number of imperfections in the stone), the cut, the clarity,...."
>>20552"Sparintenar isn't that far to the northwest of here. You take a left at the crossroads. It's part of the way into the forest. Its about the same distance as Cardashil, just in a different direction."
>>20552"None taken. I may be a jew, but not like those (((rats)))."
>>20556"do you know of any magic gems any were? me dont care if theyre at the bottom of an Dungeon."
>>20555"maybe we talk about this somewhere else trump?"
i know they got me. >>20558"Gems, not particularly. The only sort of magical stone I know of is a voidstone, but that's trouble that you don't want."
>>20560Don't get me started.
>>20561"tell me about stone ben"
>>20557"I respect your people, their long history, and they contributions to society."
*pauses and responds with a tiny bit of anger*
"It's
infernals I do not care for."
*pause again*
"I'll leave my personal issues out of this"
>>20559"okay..."
>>20559"Dungeon? Say what now?"
>>20557"What can you tell me about Sparintenar, its culture, and its way of doing business. It sounds like they are industrious?"
>>20562>>20561*listens*
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>>20562"Its a particular stone native to the Negative Energy plane. Stories say that the mere contact with one can reduce a person to nothing in an instant. They're rumored to be exceptionally powerful, but no one has ever come into contact with one and survived for but a moment. One guy is rumored to have done so, grabbed one in his bare hands, but he was obliterated before he could say "Piece of cake"."
>>20564"where is it? me stonger than man who get blown up.
*flexes*
>>20565"Inferius, Gemstones aren't necessarily the way to impress Thez. She's attracted to your courage, your willingness to do good, and great deeds"
>>20563"Highly industrious, extremely efficient, and painstakingly disciplined. Their wares are top-rated, but they're all fabricated by machine process, the people just maintain and operate the machines. Their society is strictly utilitarian. They are not opposed to entertainment or spectacle, but they don't practice it themselves. As such, entertainers and show-persons come from all over to perform. They're quick - and brutal - in response to trouble, and their leader has a reputation as the finest warrior who's ever been seen."
>>20565"Well, I don't know how much I can tell you, but I do know its not a matter of strength. A voidstone sort of 'undoes' what it comes into contact with."
Is that seriously where this is going? I should have known,....
>>20566"but she give me things all the time."
>>20567"What can you tell me about their leader? Aside I guess from being a fine warrior?"
>>20569"Be grateful you aren't looking for Jewelry for Tracy. That mare is not going to be impressed by any item that didn't require something to die to make it"
>>20570"Because she wants you to succeed in your great quests and crusade. That is what she values. That we spread good in this world, and fight back the infernal and Bolshevik hordes, while spreading Football and the American Way"
>>20571"a voidstone would be right up here alley"
>>20571"I don't know anything about him to be honest. He only shows himself when there is trouble, so the only people who have seen him - other than the locals of course - are dead."
>>20573"You're serious? You're serious. Well, the Negative Energy plane is a pretty fucked up place from what I hear. Get your affairs in order if you plan on venturing there."
>>20573"For Tracy?"
>>20574"For whom do they manufacture their wares? Is there like a corporation that owns the factories? Do they have factories?"
>>20577"no trump for ana"
"trump if me dont make it back clear my scroll history"
>>20579"Uh... I can clear your scroll history, but I'm going to tell you again, Thez would be more impressed if you liberated the Court City with me"
>>20541>>20543If you were a Paladin's Mount, you could access a variety of powerful spells
>>20577"They do minimal trade and supply for other cities, but most of their goods go to sustain and supply their own city's needs, the rest is,... er 'was' given to the Emperor to leave them alone."
>>20580Ever the opportunist.
"I should point out that the GM is a faggot, and one shouldn't expect all his explanations with regard to trade and commerce to make perfect sense," Ben offers.
>>20586ha-have you ever been to that plane ben?
>>20586Is it an Evil-Aligned plane? I want to go there.
>>20587"Me? OH no, that's a death sentence if you ask me."
>>20588"Its neither good nor evil. Its dominant traits are destruction and entropy, but favors none of the aligned extremes."
>>20581"But if you die on that plane, you can't crusade."
>>20584Be nice to Flashy!
>>20585"Excellent. On an unrelated note, what fine necklaces do you have that would go well with white fur... Uh, on a smaller horse or pony. Only the best"
>OpportunistAm I wrong though?
>>20588Why though
>>20583The benefits are insane. I understand now why he used to want it. Tracy would get like a 45% health bonus at least in Nightmare form
>>20591This. Stay away from that dimension
>>20591"Is the vacuum of space evil?"
>>20593>>20594"You don't need a voidstone!"
>>20592"you underestimate my power trump."
>>20597"It's not about power. I have no doubts about your power. It's about making best use of that power with the finite time available. And I tell you now Thez would be more impressed if you killed pirates, bandits, monsters, or liberated a city in the name of Football"
>>20596"Uh... Do you have any better necklaces with pearls? Do you have Platinum chains that can be plated with Rhodium? And if you could, does white metal really go that well with white fur?
>>20599She'd be far more impressed if you didn't get yourself obliterated on some fool errand, GM thinks out-loud.
Well, I really should be going (its almost 4 and I hadn't anticipated going into detail at this hour Xp). I'll be around in the morning.
>>20601"Yes."
G'night!
>>20604So did I,... 19 hours ago >_<
>>20602"me need you to give thez belt, if me go back to tower she might try to stop me.i need you to tell her i love her to"
>>20605can i go to the negitive energy plane before you go to sleep.
>>20605But seriously, if the metal is a similar color as the fur, would that look right? I guess the pearls would be pink. Would blue look good. Also, if, hypothetically, it were a blue pony, that's an instance where white metal would definitely look good, right?
>>20606"Aww... Inferius, she wants you to be as buffed as possible. She knows you love her. To prove it to her, help liberate this planet"
>>20607This whole quest reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQSF1vUKS4 >>20608"you would deny me this (last?} request?
>>20609"Thez gave up her magic jew powers for you, so that you may live to liberate this world. Please don't deny her her request"
>>20610"me fight terasque me not be killed by the lesser ziggas in an alternate dimension"
>>20611"It's the dimension itself that can kill you, that is the issue. There will be hordes of brutes - hordes - you can expect to fight after we take the court city.
... Inferius...
I need you..."
>>20612"me promise me be back before you take court city trump." if me conquer this dimension me can do anything trump. me felt kind of left out of glory of terrasque kill. please let me gain my glory."
>>20613"and imagine how thez would feel knowing i conquered an entire dimension and retreved a powerful artifact just for her."
>>20613"You were definitely left out of the glory of killing Kefka, unfairly so. I intend to rectify that in our coming quests. I don't know what will be waiting for us in the Court City. I can only imagine diplomacy will not solve it. And I can tell you that we will be a bright, shining target as soon as we do take it."
>>20614"But... It's a void dimension. There's literally nothing there. Help conquer this dimension. Deliver a city to her, er, us."
>>20615"trump you have some honor. how do you feel about a deal?
>>20616"I'm not agreeing to a deal that gets you killed"
>>20617>>20616"Actually... What do you think you could get me?"
>>20618the city. in exchange for your asstiance in the void.
>>20619"I don't think I can help you with the void though. It's the dimension itself. Too hostile. It would take more than a city anyways to convince me it's worth the risk"
>>20604Go to bed, GM.
No use answering questions now if you're brain is melted by Friday.
>>20621"Well... Um... I did some research just now (let's say on a phone) on how to get into the Void realm. You need to sacrifice the life of the person closest to you on a day with a purple moon. You can also be called there by a god, but, well, if I had favors from gods, I have something else in mind"
>>20622I'm not GM...
But before I have to go, I just want to say I really want to journey to another Plane, especially a spooky one. It sounds like a hardcore mission, that could yield interesting developmental prospects for an extraplanar character.
>>20625>>20623According to the Great Wheel cosmology model, the Negative Energy plane could be reached via the Ethereal Plane
>>20625Why are you so insistent on making Tracy transracial? She's a pony. Born a pony. Embrace being a pony. Stop using jew powers to make her trans and make everyone acknowledge a trans identity
>>20626The spell astral projection [19][20] could be used to reach the Negative Energy plane via a cold ebony color pool.[21] Additionally, the gate [22][23] and plane shift [19][24] spells could be used to open a temporary portal to this plane.
>>20610>Thez gave up her magic jew powersCan we set the canon of this game straight, pertaining to what is and isn't Jewish? I know the Chaotic Evil Demons are globalist, like Rockefeller and Soros, but what about other Evil Outsiders? The Wererats we're quintessential Jews too, but they weren't outsiders. I don't think The really displayed any Jew-like qualities while she was half Pit Fiend; and she was very keen on drawing the line between Abyssals and Infernals. Meanwhile, we also have Hoo-mans like Been selling jewelery for us?
I just want to set the memes straight here.
>>20628So it's the negative energy plane and not the void dimension?>>20629It means Outsider. "Jew" is used because the word has meaning to others.
>>20628Tracy can use Astral Projection at will, but it'll take a level or two before Infernius or Torc can cast Gate.
>>20630Even angels and sprites though?
By that categorization, even Troll, as a Celestial, would count as one.
>>20627Because nightmares are my favorite monsters...
>>20635yeah and ogres are mine. what of it?
>>20635Then why did you chose to play a Pony? You could have started with a nightmare
>>20636I'm not Waifuing an evil extra-planar monster, that I can tell you
>>20634What about native outsiders though, or evil creatures that far from neutral/good planes.
Taylor is an Evil-alligned native outsiders too, despite her Celestial lineage.
>>20639I'll deal with Tay later. For now, she seems human, having come from an alternate earth.
>Native outsidersYou mean trans?
>evil creatures from Neutral planesIn general evil is bad
>>20645Determine how I feel about whatever evil-extra-planar elements. With Tracy it's a real problem
>>20646I think you're just being up tight.
>>20648Because of how youve treated tracy who has done absolutely nothing wrong.
>>20649There was all sorts of stealing from the party and things before you arrivedBut she attacks and eats weird things. There's a very noticeable effect on behavior, and not for the better. It will definitely go wrong
>>20650I think your just being a jew about it.
>>20652Jews like killing babies.
>>20650>Has a party member who can Track and hunt down other evil outsiders out of pure instinct>Doesn't see the opportunityYou don't even know what kind of affects it'll have on her, so why are you so worried about it? There's nothing in game that implies that any of her behavior has any detrimental effects anyway; being able to turn into a (nerfed) nightmare was just a fun bonus.
>>20653Also this.
>>20655*hungry nightmare noises*
>>20656Your not gonna eat me are you?
>>20658*Blushes so hard i become redder than infernuis* y- you wanna go take a bath?
>>20659"Sure. Let's try the water though. You can see straight through it"
>>20660Hehe i like the way you think.
>>20660Wait a second your not tracy.
>>20665I quoted "hungry nightmare noises" at Tracy's faggot to show that the trans-racialism did in fact have an effect on her behavior, and Tay dropped in and mistook the post for being a Tracy post
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>>20666>nightmare>nightmar>nightma>nightm>night>nigh>nig>nigg>nigge>niggerTorc heads to the mill, making sure Mr. Snek is a staff
What's the mechanic for Tracy's transformation anyway? I thought it was like a lycanthrope's, but now I'm not so sure...
>>20671Dex is still very good, I am sure. It's the modifier that applies in ranged attacks. It also allows for a higher AC if you're not encumbered by heavy armor. Most of your stealth things too, like move silently or hide. My personal recommendation is to embrace the class you chose to play as - rogue mud pony - enjoy and develop its unique talents and skills, and not chase after every other opportunity>>20672Formerly you specified that it was intense emotion. It may be different now.
[confused 'nightmare' noises]
>>20678I'm a little confused too
>mfw I realize the fucking lizard has a higher ability stat total
New character goal: hunt every other species of magical beast to extinction until Tracy is the strongest.Including non-pony equines with a Wis score above 10.
Can Lenos teach Tracy how to set traps? That is a rogue skill, right?
On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to make explosives?
Just where is all this being discussed?
Didn't mean to spoiler that.
Can Lenos teach Tracy to set traps? That is a Rogue ability, right? On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to craft explosives?
>>20681In our heads. I always leave Tracy's dialogue in quotes, btw.
>>20681Would you mind answering some of those questions earlier? The black boxes were just to avoid messing up the thread with our nerdy stuff.
>>20684I will, and I'm going back through it now, but I was hoping to get an idea where-abouts some of the in-character dialogue was taking place.
>>20680>Hunt every species of magical beast to extinctionAww... You don't want to help Trumpaladin in his ultimate goal of establishing the galactic Imperium of Man, exterminating the xenos, purging heretics, and banishing the forces of Chaos?
>>20685Sounded like Trumpaladin and Inferius were both up to Ben earlier
>>20685Trump insisted earlier that he was waking up next to Slovenia.
Everyone else is at the tower.
>tfw she doesn't want to go purging and liberating with you
>>20608"The metal being the same color as the fur would produce a glinting effect, but otherwise wouldn't draw excessive attention to the necklace. Basically, it would provide accent but avoiding being over-the-top." -Ben
>>20629Though I am loathe to state it explicitly, there are basic and useful jews (Ben, for example) who are really good with money, there are jew-rats that are sheisty and conniving, and there are demonic (globalist) jews/zionists who come from the abyss.
>>20688This is the issue I keep running into. There's a gap in continuity here.
>>20668I don't get why you assume that druids are ziggers.
>>20672Meh
>>>20695I just called them hippies, but Infernius said zebras would be druids earlier. That was just a "what if".
>>20692"Wow, that's a really good insight. Do you believe you could produce such a necklace?
... Do you take credit?"
>Not all Jews are BolsheviksI've been saying this to these Nazis for months!
>>20693Yes. It has not been resolved yet
>>20694Just tell your Flashy. He wants his queen to accompany him on his Unification efforts, especially if her talents are useful. He'll be sympathetic to a campaign to exterminate evil-aligned magical beasts though
>>20697"No need, the profits from Thez' contract has resulted in an overwhelming abundance of wealth for myself and the town. I have several strands here, or would you like something made to order?"
That aside, am I assuming you've already returned from Slovenia, or are we in a space-time paradox? That part can be detailed later, but in order for you to be talking to Ben and have been talking to Infernius, both of you would have to NOT be in the tower, and you would have to NOT still be in the grove.
>>20698I had meant to have Tracy go to the grove as soon as she could, while Trump wasn't there for the sake of peace.
>>20698Uh... I was hoping for a time paradox where this is happening ~3PM but I could still do stuff in the morning
"I'm not sure. I don't have enough knowledge of jewelry to say. I guess a neck band would have to be of a specific legth?"
>>20699Trumpaladin would be there for hours (he also wanted peace) without her knowing, so if this is the way you're going, all four would meet. Unless it happens midday
>>20700So wait, you want all this with Ben and such to happen, but you want to still wake up in the grove next to Slovenia?
>>20702Oh Hi, guess your alive now.
Torc heads to the mill for the meeting
>>20703>GM shakes for a moment, and his head explodes>>20704You find the Foreman (he's got a bright safety vest on, its pretty obvious) waiting for you outside and below the Tower. "Hey there. The name's Adam, what'd you wanna see me about?"
>>20705"Hi Adam. Sorry about the snake scare yesterday.
I wanted to ask about buying some beams for a project."
Torc pulls a page out of his book with plans for a trebuchet on it, and hands it to Adam
>>20705Uh...
Can I do the waking up next to Slovenia now then?
Wait, are we playing cinematic now?
>>20708I guess. I was hoping to wait until after my paper was finished
>>20707That would mean that you didn't have any of that dialogue with Infernius,... so yes.
>>20708Well, some of you have been doing minor cinematics the whole time, so IMO Trump is just catching up
>>20710reeeeeeeeeBut is her head laying on my leg?
>>20709Do your paper. I won't have any serious time to commit to anything other than meta questions and minor character directions until Friday night.
>>20712If Tracy's transformation really is not like a lycanthrope's, should I take those ranks out of Control Shape?
>>20713On that, at this point I am kind of relegating it as sort of 'going Super Saiyan'. As long as its not excessive (and yes, ethereal/astral shit will be requisitely in nightmare mode) then its fine, but too much will be exhausting to the character.
P.S. since she only tends to do it in combat, it probably won't be a concern
>>20706"Hmmm. Okkay,... I see. That's gonna be a tall order. We can do it, but the trees we'll need aren't readily available, we used up all the ones we had on those ships that were built. We'd need to mount an expedition to the forest to harvest more, and the forests have started to get a bit nastier than they have been. We'd need at least one of you folks to come along with us."
>>20715It means she won't be able to go ethereal out of another character's arms
>>20714Okay. What we're her transformed abilities again? It'd also be nice to know how often she can do it and under what conditions.
I've made a lot of mistakes with my player's class advancements. I don't want to make any more.
>>20717This. No more "pooof" she's gone, unless she's already on fire and billowing smoke.
>>20718Pretty much (aside from stats) what's listed for the Cauchemar, including feats and such.
>>20719That's fine to me.
.. do all the normal horses in this world really have more Wis than Tracy?
Let me give an example. When Thez was still 1/2 pit fiend, she could go haste for a limited duration, but regardless of whether she turned it off or it expired, at the conclusion she would be exhausted (even though she has improved endurance, which otherwise negates exhaustion), and unable to function for a period of time.
>>20720I don't mind upping Tracy's Wis a point or two, I just put the 9 in Wis cuz I
thought it wouldn't matter in the long run.
crumples that thought up and throws it in the now over-flowing bin of "WRONG IDEAS" >>20721So... After the guy is dead in a fight is she going to have enough energy to secret off the goods to her jew cave?
>>20723You do realize that that is a major cause for friction in the party? One sec,....
https://youtu.be/xXy9CTVt99M Not pointing fingers, just presenting a few points for consideration
>>20716"Okay, I can go with you to help with transportaion. What time would you be leaving?"
>>20723I'll leave their clothes 'n shit if it's all important to you, but I'm not about to stop snatching bodies.
>>20728You are if you're exhausted after the battle
Ask nicely for other people to get it for you
>>20727"Well, harvesting lumber of this size is a day or more (game time) expedition, and its a loud process so there's almost no chance that we'll be able to manage it without being run up on by something undesirable. I'm afraid that the GM's schedule won't permit it until Friday night at earliest."
>>20728That's fine, I'm just trying to foster a bit more "Hey, look at all this stuff
we got from <dead person>."
I don't think anyone will mind if you run off with the carcass.
Although Thez did kinda want Kefka's wings,... no worries tho.
>>20730"That'll do"
Actually that works, since I may be able to play late tomorrow, and really late saturday.
Torc thanks Adam and looks for Trollestia
>>20730>>20731"I-i could help you torculi."
>>20721That makes sense: having a larger, stronger body that requires more energy should idealy cause exhaustion/starvation. I actually thought that it was already implied, which is why I cienematically had her collapse after every boss fight.
>>20729There's no way you actually give a fuck if I skulk off with naked bodies. I gotta fill my dungeon
and the bathhouse somehow. I'll take potions if I have to (would her pony-form Endurance feat help?). It would hardly be a dungeon without mummified enemies, would it?
>>20730Like I said earlier, most of Kefka, aside from parts of his wet innards, are still there. I didn't know he had wings, but does Thez really want them? Did he have any other non-hooman parts worth noting? It's all being prepared for liquidation.
Did I mention how badass Queen Taylor would look in a harlequin hat?
>>20730Can we import Lumber?>>20733Oh I didn't say I wanted the bodies. I just said that if someone who did want the bodies was exhausted she could ask others to bring the stuff back
We do need Kefka's head though
>>20732Is his name just a joke now?
"If you want to you can come"
>>20732*offers Kefka's hat*
>>20734The head is secure. You'll have it when you need it.
>>20731Sorry about the schedule,... I had many choice words about it, due to the faggot who's unreliability necessitated it and how,... I won't get into it.
>>20733Well she didn't say anything, and she didn't realize she wanted until her infernal nature was removed. pic related was his transformed form, and she would want the bat wings, but again none of that was mentioned so technically its a meta issue at this point.
>>20735Kek. Torculi!
>>20737If she want's a piece of him, she could just ask: it's all in the handbag anyway.
Just what was Kefka anyway? Tracy would've been more interested in his body too, for similar reasons.
>>20738I already gave it away. Let's say a non-magical hat was in his pocket. >>20739Kefka was,... uber magic. I mean he was technically human, but had grown so powerful wrt magic that he was sort of a demi-god. You might not think that because he died to magic, but there's a whole lot of minutiae that led to that. Besides,....
>>20737No, you missunderstand
Yours works fine. I can do friday night.
So Torc continues oo try an find Trollestia
>>20740He was clearly possessing weapons of mass destruction, one of which just happened to ignite when Tourcil (Torculi) hit him with the implosion spell. It's the only explaination
>>20738My first impression of him was pic related. I had assumed he'd be full clown attire if he were showing up to bully some fishermen out of their lunch money.
>>20740For the sake of liquidation and flaying, what's his anatomy? How many wings? Any properties I'd like to know of?
Half the party took a bath in his blood btw too... >>20742Yes, yes that is the only explanation. There could be no other.
>>20741Good to hear. I'm still salty about the douchebag though.
motherfucker has the audacity to try and,... when it's READILY and STATISTICALLY obvious that,... all the while trying to,... cuz "MUH,... >>20743>blood bathNon-consequential
>first impressionThat is how he arrived yes, but after getting beaten about for a bit he decided to go Super Saiyan. In doing so, he reverted to the same hubris (which is consistent with his character) that got him beaten about in the first place, leading to his demise
>>20747He still brought the scarves, feather hat, and other clothes though, right? Even if they weren't magical, it's cool to keep your enemies' clothes.
>>20752Not a hat though, it's a plume, and his hair is in a ponytail. And yes, there is still the brightly colored clothes.
>>20751For the record, I was gonna delete that post immediately after, but that password thing goes auto-blank and I couldn't.
>>20753I'll have those washed for Taylor or Norfilly if either of them are interested in taking a piece of his getup.
>tfw can't wear boots