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Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
781 replies and 43 files omitted.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14315
Spoilered

Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14316
14317 14319 14323
>>14314 →
T> I don't care, he's a slaver, and I will stop him
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14317
14318
>>14316
can me cast spells to help you?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14318
14323
>>14317
"Thats fine, but the fights mine. I'm not letting a slaver control people again."
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14319
14321 14323
Odd, that op pic was deliberately a thumbnail, yet it appears in big. So much for the ants joke
>>14316
This isn't the first time Korak's profession has hit a nerve
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14320
14322
>>14311 →
"If we have to fight Korak, we all fight Korak. But should we need to split between his soldiers and him, I think we can arrange that you and either I or Inferius are the ones who take him on. Also what Inferius said"

"I really hope we don't have to fight him though. It was difficult enough with all four of us, we really can use his knowledge and his power, and you see how much the townspeople love him. I also don't know if Tracy will show tonight"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14321
14327
>>14319
Who is saying that?
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14322
14323
>>14320
no trump this could work if torc 1v1s korak and wins we might gain koraks respect.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14323
14324 14327
>>14318
>>14316
"That's fine, that's fine. As I said, I think I can convince him to stop and do something else more profitable"

>>14319
Thez was sold as a slave as a child

>>14322
Hmmm...

"Actually Inferius, that's a very good idea. Let Korak challenge Tourcil to a duel in exchange for who knows what. Whoever wins, we win"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14324
14325 14326
>>14323
"He won't stop, trust me. I've seen it before"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14325
>>14324
"Have you ever seen me before? Has he?"
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14326
14328
>>14324
torc how you gonna fight him me need to know what spells to cast.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14327
14329
>>14321
Me
>>14323
*born
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14328
14332
>>14326
"Inferius, we may need your spells to compell him or to stop his men from aiding"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14329
>>14327
Ah, as GM.
...
Did I forget the slavery in the backstory? Well I'll fix that
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14330
14331
>>14295 →
>[sounds of magical sparks as hoofs connect]
>we marefriends nao
What time is it in game time? Anyway, Tracy keeps leading Slovenia past the forest into the meadow, keeping a sharp sense out for potential threats, while getting to know the unicorn pony rambling the kind of girlish nonsense that girlfriends normally make with eachother, until she finally lands on the relevant topic of the worldly horses:
"... bla bla bla marestuff bla...
And so, as far as I've read and observed, the equines of this world aren't anywhere near the same as they are in Equestria. Aside from size and intelligence, the real difference is that they don't really have any organization: princesses, no towns or laws. They either work as livestock or bound about in the wild like animals. Some of the unicorns seem to act like holders of authority, but it seems more like some sort of religious thing than anything else. And don't get me started on the "Earth" horses; they don't even have a trace of magic inside of them.. bla bla bla more marestuff...
I could only wonder, if my child, as a foal, were born into a world like this, would it be considered chattel until it spoke up for itself? I want to make sure that my foal has the best upbringing possible, but in a world like this... bla bla bla ravings of a pregnant female bla bla bla..
I know this is shitty, but it's the best I can do for now, in this state... I'll finish their chat and her propositions in a few minutes when I get this stuff out of my system, then move on to the next step.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14331
14334
>>14330
Afternoon, and take your time.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14332
14334
>>14328
why you not trick him into dueling torc alone?
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14333
Praise Epona
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14334
14336
>>14332
"As I said before, if we can do this with no fighting, we don't fight. If this degenerates into an all out war, we fight an all out war. I am not sure if Tracy is coming back, so keep that in mind when determining if you want to get violent.

By diplomacy if possible, by force if necessary."

>>14331
So no time to get the treasure?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14335
14338 14339
"You want to know why I'm sick of this shitbag slaver?" Torc says, anger and sadness growing in his voice.
"(((they))) took over my land. Their dystopian ideology brought sorrow to me and my family. (((They))) enslaved the people that didn't agree with them. Slowly I learned about "Wallace's Army". We where going to try to tak bake our land. I became a member, and quickly climbed the ranks. We slowly gained more members, and started carrying out attacks against (((them))). Eventually one of our members was caught. He ratted us out, and we where ambushed at a meeting. I escaped, but my family was found and enslaved before execution. I tried to rescue them, but they where executed by a firing squad before my eyes. I promised my revenge against (((them))), and escaped to the mountains. There I learned of Meme Magic after finding some manuscripts in a cave. I studied for years but I became careless and was found by a patrol. I luckily escaped, thanks to my magic, but I was injured during the escape. I returned to my cave and passed out due to injury, stress and blood loss. And then I woke up in the pryamid."
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14336
14338
>>14334
Plenty of time, the tree is only few minutes away by tower.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14337
"bla bla bla marestuff bla..
... and so, from the books I found at the tower, I learned quite a few things about this world. The equines here may be different from our kind, but under certain circumstances, they can be changed...
Tracy and Slovenia continue walking away from hoo-man civilization as Tracy's faggot suffers from crippling headaches
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14338
14345
>>14335
"I see.

Tourcil, you were not here for this, but here is what I learned from Korak. Sechs confirmed it and it matches with what Thez told me.

There is a greater evil at work here. There is an arch mage who demands massive tribute from all lands and who kills at will. He rides the Tarrasque as a mount. This man is a slaver on a much, much grander scale than Korak. This man is this realm's incarnation of Bolshevism - the all inslaving ideology. This arch mage is this realm's version of "Wallace's Army." I do not think we can defeat him as we are now. We need help and allies. As you well know, Korak is an asshole, but he hates the mage, wants him dead, and he has power and resources. We need Korak as an ally to kill the Greater Evil. He has offered his ship, I think we can get more out of him, and at minimum we get information from him.

That is why we must keep Korak alive"

>>14336
Oh good
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14339
14340 14345
>>14335
that sad torc, me have similar story, infernuis was born just outside of Germaneigh,unfortuenantly for infernuis me was born cursed with red pelt.
because me cursed me never have friends,that make infernuis sadboy. all minotuar and even ponies used to bully infernuis when me was little.
this made infernuis mad so me go into mountains to get away from bullies. thats where infernuis see book under rock
it was book by Adolf Hitler. (infernuis have confession to make friends, me cant read but me can read book for some reason).
infernuis spend years getting redpilled in mountains.infernuis try to go home after awhile.to tell people truth about the (((griffons)))
but instead of getting told "infernuis you great" me get told "those griffons dindu nuffin theys good boys and the opressive minotuars need to stop being so racist."
talk go on for awhile and the news get to (((lord weimar))) he then have infernuis hanged for heresy. very sad story me know. that differnt book fom one i have now.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14340
14341
>>14339
*cries*
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14341
14344
>>14340
no cry trump, the fhurer wouldnt want you cry.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14342
14343
I hate asking for spoilers/reminders, did Trollestia say that that golf course back there was her territory/responsibility? I forget.. She, as a celestial charger, would be able to detect anything going on in her territory, right? Tracy loathes Trollestia and doesn't trust her at all, but she feels obligated to lead her to a place where she'll be safe from hoo-man civilization and predators, so what she said earlier could have impact on her course of action.
Fuck! My brain is melting.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14343
14347
>>14342
Troll's grove is precisely that, a place where aminals are safe from hoomans
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14344
14348
>>14341
*stays strong for the Fuhrer*
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14345
14346 14348 14350
>>14339
>the redbull got red pilled
Kek
>>14338
Torc thinks for a second before getting an...
Unusual smile
"Sure, fine. But still let me figh....
Did you just call my army the bad guys, ye bloody bastard?"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14346
>>14345
Kek, I'm sure that was an indeliberate misinterpretation.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14347
14349 14350
>>14343
>doesn't want them to meet
Well fug.. A rational person would lead their new friend to the animal refugee camp, but Tracy... *holds temple in extreme pain* .. She might do what's right.

Give me a few minutes to unwind.. In the mean time, I'd appreciate any response or personality background on Slovenia, especially her opinion on worldly horses and other equines.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14348
14356
>>14345
>>14344
we need plan guys how we deal with korak?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14349
14351 14374
>>14347
What do you mean 'doesn't want them to meet'? Troll is at the tower. Unless you burn the grove to the ground, she won't interfere.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14350
14351 14352
>>14345
"I may have misunderstood you, that's not important. What is important is that there is a reason Korak needs to survive and become an ally of ours. Maybe we can make it where he agrees to duel you in exchange for a promise - a promise we can enforce with magic if necessary. But in any event, let's delay fighting until we see just how amenable he is"
In a distant dimension, an ancestor of Trumpaladin from Southern England smiles

>>14347
There are a number of places you could keep her that no one would find her and you wouldn't need Trollestia
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14351
14353 14354
>>14349
Troll is mlp unicorn and not actual horse, or have I been misunderstanding shit again.
>>14350
Just let me fight him
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14352
>>14350
This, also I don't think she would get along with Trollestia, if they ever got into a conversation.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14353
14355 14356
>>14351
"Just let me fight him" was said by Torc, he has an audible edge to his voice by this time, and he looks like he's begging
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14354
14356 14374
>>14351
She is an MLP unicorn with Celestial Charger (unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare) attributes.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14355
14358
>>14353
i say you fight him!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14356
14357 14359 14360
>>14348
"Obviously, we all go to the Football game. We will all be expected there anyways. I meet Korak and get a feel for him. I will try to convince him there and then, and should that not work, we'll do as I say in the circumstance"

>>14353
"Tourcil, I understand your pain, even if I never suffered as greatly as you, but for the greater good and to fight the greater evil, you may have to put your personal issues to the side tonight. Korak might want a duel, and it may come to pass that having you be the one who demands he end slaving is the best choice, but it may also not go down that way. We must be flexible, and we must be resolute in our task of preparing to fight Judeo-Bolshevism in all dimensions

>>14354
Now I want to waifu her again
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14357
14358
>>14356
Pssst,... you want me to have Lenos head the tower for the tree?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14358
14362
>>14355
"Inferius, things don't always go according to plan. We may fight him, we may not. Be patient and be temperate in emotions"

>>14357
While we are talking? Yes. Yes I do.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14359
14361
>>14356
Torc looks Trump dead in the eyes
"Let. Me. Fight. Him."
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14360
14361
>>14356
no trump torc fight korak and thats te bottem line because infernuis said so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14361
14364
>>14359
>>14360
"Let me talk to him first"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14362
14363
>>14358
The tower starts moving in said direction.
Popcorn intensifies
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14363
14372
>>14362
i shave my head and grow a goatee.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14364
14365 14367 14372
>>14361
"Fine, you can talk. But any hostile action and I'm stepping in."
GM, how can I enchant an item to change in size at the players will?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14365
14366
>>14364
For the ITEM to change in size? Uhm,....
Book flipping intensifies
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14366
14368
>>14365
Yes, preferably a weapon
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14367
>>14364
me can change your size.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14368
14369
>>14366
Can you be more specific? Like, how small to how big?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14369
14370
>>14368
Uhh, about 1 foot up to 4 feet.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14370
14371
>>14369
So, you want to be able to pocket a weapon when not in use. What sort of weapon?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14371
14373
>>14370
No, I want Torc's dagger to be able to become a full sized claymore
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14372
14376
>>14364
>>14363
'Tell you what, I can think of two ways this goes down. The first way, my way, is that I encounter Korak at the pregame and start talking to him. As soon as I have a grasp on his emotions, I will make a plan from that point on. I will ask you all to be present, and please, above all else, be willing to do as I say. Yes, this would include stepping in if there is hostile action. If he asks to personally slay you, I will encourage him to do it in the form of a duel. You can then challenge him to end slaving. I will try to comfort him by telling him there are more profitable professions than slaving. At every point, we adjust the plan to the present circumstances.

Now, what we can do, is have Tourcil himself go to Korak, and challenge Korak to a fight. I personally believe Korak will be more willing to take a fair fight if the fight is public at the stadium, but who knows. If Tourcil challanges him at the ship, he may set his own conditions, but if he loses, I think he will have to surrender the elves. I will try to keep the men from intervening"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14373
14375 14377
>>14371
There's a couple of ways to accomplish that. If you want it integral to the item you'll need to enchant it, but otherwise you can change the size with a 1st level spell.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14374
14378
>>14349
No, I, the faggot, do not want them to meet. I'll figure something out..
>>14354
Wait, she's an MLP unicorn? How big is she? Where is her cutie mark?
Fuck, everything is different now...
>unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare
Charger is objectively more powerful. Cauchemar is just physically beefy.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14375
14378
>>14373
I'd prefer to enchant it, but if it can't be done before the battle I'll settle for the spell before the fighting
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14376
14379
>>14372
infernuis will open up a can of whoop ass.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14377
14380
>>14373
GM, how much information can I pick up on a sense motive check next time I meet Trollestia?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14378
14379 14383 14385 14386
>>14374
shrugs
Sorry, no one asked about cutie marks. At least I didn't make her an alicorn,...
>>14375
"LENOS!!!" a shrill cry from the city can be heard from the butcher shop.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14379
14381 14382
>>14376
"Uh... when?"

>>14378
Is that in Town and we are in the tower?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14380
>>14377
Depends on the die roll. Anything from "Suspicious" to "You perceive ________". Tracy did a sense motive on the robots and with a 20 got the full rundown.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14381
>>14379
Yes. She's got a powerful voice.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14382
14384 14386
>>14379
whenever on whoever.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14383
14387
>>14378
Woo hoo
I'm gonna disappear about 18est. So please be aware when my posting stops I'll be back in about 1-1:30 hours
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14384
14386 14387
>>14382
*after i say that u do this*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzx8Qs4VXBw

Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14385
14387
>>14378
Well, which characters are ponies and which are just regular horses then?
Also, how does a pony Charger's stats compare with a regular Charger (a pony is much smaller)?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14386
14388 14390
>>14382
"Excellent. I was very glad to have you when Tracy disappeared at the docks this morning... I was afraid that could have gone badly and I had no armor."

>>14384
Kek

>>14378
Well, Lenos is the one in charge of the tower. Would he mind if he investigated the source of the disturbance while we tried to get the treasure?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14387
14392
>>14383
Noted
>>14384
kek
>>14385
So far Tracy, Troll, and Slovenia are the only MLPonies, but won't be the last. As for stats, I'm keeping hers Charger 'cuz her character was 'always a charger' (in Game terms)
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14388
14389 14391
>>14386
Disturbance? That was the butcher lady calling out what Torcuil wants and how to get it (size-changing sword)
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14389
14395
>>14388
I see. Have we arrived at the treasure and may we set the tower down to recover it?
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14390
14393
>>14386
infernuis was doing what was right.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14391
14393
>>14388
Well I know Lenos is the person to ask
So Torc goes and finds him
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14392
14393 14395
>>14387
>Trollestia is a pony
Well, that royally fucks up my charts...

Anyway, Tracy leads Slovenia towards the end of the meadow, and finally swallow her pride and explains to the unicorn that she'd be safe at on the other side of the river, and that she'll be back for her as soon as she can.
I assume Slovenia would have questions following this development?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14393
14394 14395 14396
>>14390
"And thank you. Are you ready to get the treasure? I do not know if it is guarded

>>14391
pls get treasure first

>>14392
I've learned that making plans makes things worse
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14394
14399
>>14393
yea lets go!!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14395
14399 14403
>>14389
>set the tower down
It can be lowered to allow characters to disembark without falling if you like, but it doesn't exactly have landing gear.
>>14392
S> Thank you. I've been contained for so long, I could really use a good run. I will await your return.
>>14393
You don't need everyone to get the ducats. Also
>plans
Eyyyyup
b/k9D
?
No.14396
14397 14398 14399 14402 14403 14404
[20d1 = 20]
>>14393
Roll perception for magical items
Does spell craft give torc a bonus for.this shit?
b/k9D
?
No.14397
14400
[1d20 = 2]
>>14396
Fug
Numbers in wrong places
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14398
>>14396
My sides
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14399
14405
>>14394
LET'S DO IT

>>14395
I mean to say that they transfer the money to it

And okay, we retrieve it with no Tourcil

>>14396
Is that a real roll?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14400
14401 14405
>>14397
Fuck this shit, Torc trys to find Lenos for enchanting
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14401
14405
>>14400
we need to get the treasure m9.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14402
14404
>>14396
Aww... thats 20d1s
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14403
14408
>>14395
Tracy offers Slovenia a knife in a gesture of good will as she departs.
"Oh, by the way. A tall, prissy, white unicorn might show up around these parts some time. She won't hurt you, but she's super religious in a weird way, and she's an all around troll. I wouldn't trust her if I were you, but I can safely say that she won't hurt you, physically...
.... Anyway, there's something very important I need to attend to for now, so I gotta go. So long, friend."

Tracy heads back towards the tower (I assume the big tree is between the tower and the grove?)

>>14396
>rolled 20 1's
F
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14404
1482041498189.jpg
>>14402
>>14396

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14405
14407 14409 14410 14414
>>14400
He's up on the dais, piloting
>>14401
>>14399
The tree is unoccupied, and the characters can retrieve uninterrupted. Uncharacteristically, Lenos sets the tree about a foot off the ground, so characters can literally walk up onto it.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14406
*tower
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14407
14411
>>14405
Walk up to it, and inspect location.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14408
>>14403
S> Thank you! she calls after as you depart
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14409
>>14405
readies zweihander to burn any gibberniggers.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14410
14412
>>14405
Tracy converges with the groups path towards that location.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14411
14413
>>14407
Its a big fuggin tree, with a wide base that tapers as it rises.
gs3nq
?
No.14412
14415 14418
[2d20 = 17]
>>14410
in stealth*

Also, roll to detect jibberniggers
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14413
>>14411
Well I don't know where on or around the tree this alleged treasure is. Spot check I guess for anything out of the ordinary
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14414
14416 14418
1508017997410.png
>tfw I'll never live this 20d1 down
>>14405
I patientally wait for him to finish piloting
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14415
14417
>>14412
listen and spot, but it's too late for that...

Gosh, I'm not in it today...
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14416
14417
>>14414
At least we don't know how big your dick is.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14417
14420
>>14415
If your character passed out from being awake for 32 continuous hours, no one could blame her

>>14416
Kek. None but his childhood doctor knows how big it is
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14418
14421
>>14412
No gibbers, its daytime
>>14414
"Newp!" Lenos says kicking himself off the chair he'd placed at the dais so he doesn't have to stand the whole time.
"So, I've been watching the whole time. What you want to do is pretty simple. It wouldn't take but a moment."
Both head to the forge, quick jump/cut-to
"You got a preferred trigger word?"
pJzDT
?
No.14419
14422 14423 14426
[1d20 = 20]
"Inferius! I actually don't know where the treasure is precisely, and the person who usually does this shit has been missing since morning. Investigate the tree for wherever the treasure could be"

Also GM, spot check on whatever
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14420
>>14417
She's criminally insane: 32 hours is a piece of cake for her (legally).
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14421
14426
>>14418
So it can't be telepathic?
Shit.
Ummm...
"Praise Kek"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14422
>>14419
Do I find Oil GM?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14423
14424 14425 14426
>>14419
>implying you have Spot

Tracy continues towards the tree, in stealth.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14424
>>14423
I have a 20.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14425
>>14423
You know, I would usually ask some one else to help, but that person isn't here and hasn't been very reliable lately
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14426
14427 14428 14430
>>14419
With that roll? You found Hoffa. Seriously, yes you find the trapdoor.
>>14421
"Telepathic? That'll take another quick jump/cut-to"
>quick jump/cut-to
"There you go. If you want to enchant it further, let me know. I love makin' shit."
>>14423
Spot is an 'untrained' skill, meaning it can be done without experience or training, and with that die roll its solid.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14427
>>14426
Thx Lenos
gtg be back in about an hour or so
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14428
14431 14432
>>14426
Excellent. Open trap door

"Inferius! I found something! Come look at this"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14429
So Trump and Infernius are busy bringing treasure back, Torcuil just got his knife made into a sometimes big knife, and Tracy is headed back toward the tower, which she notes is over the big tree.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14430
14432
>>14426
What about special skills like Control Shape? It doesn't say "trained only", but it doesn't say untrained either.

Tracy continues towards the tree in stealth.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14431
14433
>>14428
*opens trap door ready to burn anything that might be inside that isnt the treasure*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14432
14434 14435
>>14428
Inside the door is a layer of dust and a single set of hoof-prints. Otherwise the area hasn't been disturbed for a week or more.
>>14430
Trained = spent time developing, whether instructed or not.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14433
>>14431
>closes the door and reopens it with an intimidating pose
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14434
14439
>>14432
Well, I look around for treasure
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14435
14437 14439
>>14432
See where hoof prints end
gs3nq
?
No.14436
14438 14439
[2d20 = 37]
Spot and Listen checks to sense nearby creatures/characters.
Actually, for that matter, Tracy decides to check on the treasure by phasing through the ground into the chamber as she walks over it.
TFJAq
?
No.14437
[1d20 = 5]
>>14435
this
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14438
14439
>>14436
We see where the hoof prints end

Do we witness a who knows what enter the room?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14439
14440 14441
>>14434
>>14435
The hoof-prints lead to a widening cavern filled with rows and rows and rows and gawd
The wealth is very neatly arranged, piled, and sorted, as though a Jew had gone through every piece multiple times.
>>14436
Oooh! Delightful!
Spotting anything is impossible I'm afraid, but Tracy definitely heard someone cough, coming from the backside (respective to the entrance) of the tower.
>>14438
Nope, the whole cavern is completely empty, except for ducats.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14440
14443
>>14439
Take a moment to recognize and memorize the patterns
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14441
14442 14443 14444 14445 14446
Spoilered
>>14439
*pale blue ghostpony suddenly appears out of fucking nowhere in the dark, dusty treasure trove*
"Hi, Flashy!"
"I see you found your way to the treasure."
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14442
14446 14450
>>14441
"Gah!"

*tries not to die of a heart attack*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14443
>>14440
Everything is sorted by type (or lack of type, in a few cases). Like coins are together, like gems are together, like everything is together. Its enough to rival the previous holdings of the tower.
>>14441
Shoulda seen that spoiler coming. Nice pali btw
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14444
>>14441
oh shit
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14445
>>14441
I shit you not, I turned on "hover image" as an option, and then forgot about it. So when I hovered over the spoiler and the tracy filled half my screen, it was a genuinely a jump scare
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14446
14447
>>14441
>>14442
"Tracy, why did you literally vanish from my hands when I needed you to guard from the pirates if necessary, and where the happy hell have you been all day?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14447
14448 14450
>>14446
*Fell to the ground after the jump-scare. Still startled as all hell*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgFhNGbo0
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14448
14449
>>14447
Kek, this is too good
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14449
14451
>>14448
i give tracy a beer shower
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14450
14452 14454 14455
>>14442
>>14447
Aren't Paladins immune to fear?

Anyway, I've got only a few minutes to types so:

"You were just doing a friendly business deal with Korak, right? You didn't need me. I came here to check on the treasure."

oh shit g2g
yZOAg
?
No.14451
[1d20 = 20]
>>14449

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14452
14470 14477
>>14450
"And business with Korak can get messy. Why didn't you say something to me before you left, anything. You been here the entire day?"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14453
Tracy is now dripping with beer
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14454
>>14450
Fear, yes. Startling. No.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14455
14456
>>14450
Godspeed faggot. We'll await your return
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14456
14457
>>14455
Mother fucker, I need to ask essential questions
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14457
14458
>>14456
Ask away, I can fill in; I know what Tracy knows.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14458
14459 14460
>>14457
I you sure? It'll take creativity to avoid suffering for that dramatic as fuck exit she made
"Why the hell did you vanish on me without notice? And you say you were here all day?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14459
14461
>>14458
bear with if the diction is off
"Not here, I've been doing a favor for a... friend." she says with a hint of a smile.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14460
14462
>>14458
"Did you miss me?" <insert Hi flashy image>
pJzDT
?
No.14461
14463
>>14459
"Uh... okay. Now why did you leave so abruptly? I really could have needed you"
\r
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14462
14463
>>14460
"Yeah. Yeah I did. I could have needed you. And you scared the hell out of me...

Did you kill the Unicorn? Korak's. You know damn well who I am talking about"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14463
14464
>>14461
"I didn't even think about it. I had a sudden idea and I just went with it."
>>14462
"She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14464
14465
>>14463
No way in hell Tracy's faggot would have played it like this
"Please, please, please NEVER poof out of my arms like that again. Not without notice. Never."

"I don't know what you are implying, but I will deal with it later."
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14465
>>14464
Maybe, maybe not. Tracy just gained a friend, so she's on brain-drugs right now. I don't think he'll mind, since I'm leaving out specifics
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14466
14468 14470
I am so sorry for disappearing right after that....
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14468
14469 14471 14472
>>14466
I had Tracy tell Trump she was busy helping a friend. That was all u missed
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14469
>>14468
beer bath
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14470
14477
>>14466
>>14467
want to start over? If so, >>14452 is my last post which you should respond to

Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14471
14472 14473
>>14467
Wait, where did we leave off now?
>>14468
>she told him
Aw fug....
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14472
14474
>>14468
You basically said that she knew where the unicorn was
>>14471
You can replay
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14473
>>14471
No details, just a vague brush-off response
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14474
14476
>>14472
I did no such thing! I deliberately left it as vague as possible, with no specifics!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14475
14476
I also got Trump to admit he missed Tracy,.... Xp
Can replay tho
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14476
>>14474
You said "She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."

That's basically saying "she's not at the ship"

>>14475
I hate to say this, but I think you got a better outcome than I was expecting
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14477
14478 14479
>>14470
Yeah, lets start over Tracy promised Slovenia that she'd be free from hoo-mans
>>14452
"You seemed to get along with Korak quite well: I didn't want to interfere and cause things to become messy.
I only got here rather recently. I've been around town and the forest doing pony things. I figured I'd drop by here to check and see that thieves didn't get a hold of the treasure.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14478
>>14477
>canon and dub dubs
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14479
14480 14482
>>14477
"Tracy, you of all people.. err, ponies, should know that Korak is dangerous. I kept you by my side because things could get messy with Korak and I could have been attacked. I did not have my armor on. Thankfully Inferius and Fae were there but I could have really needed you. And I thought I did need you to find this treasure.

Tracy, you can't just literally vanish on me, or really on anyone, without a word. People rely on you. We depend on you. We have to."
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14480
>>14479
[flattered pony noises]
"I was confident in your ability to take care of yourself, but I'll be more considerate in the future if you need help defending yourself.
I'll be there for you, lurking."
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14481
To be honest, my only other character goal if the unicorn thing didn't work out was to have Tracy kill Korak for shooting her earlier. She still wants him dead.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14482
14483
>>14479
"Don't get all cocky about it, it's not about raw strength, it's about Trust I need to trust that you will be there when needed. That I can rely on you. If you need to leave, if you think you can leave, you need to say something. Just say something. Literally anything other than damned vanishing.

... You know you are supposed to be a mother..."
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14483
14484
>>14482
>'Brb, Going Ghost.' wasn't enough
".. Alright then, Flashy."
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14484
14485
>>14483
Was that in dialogue? I missed that
"Now... I'm not going to ask a lot of question about this, because I do not want to hear you lie to me, and because really I'm afraid to hear the truth. But I am going to learn the truth later from Korak regardless of what you say and I'd rather hear it from you first. Please, answer me this: Did you kill her after I left the docks. Do not bullshit me that you do not know what I am talking about. Korak said he saw what looked like Bob at the docks this morning, and I know you have done it before"
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14485
14486
>>14484
>Did you kill her
>her
"Um, who now?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14486
14488
>>14485
"Already shitting me I see. Fine. I'll play your game. The Unicorn Korak has. The one he found on a tropical Island, who is white with beautiful pink mane, who seems to be an Equestrian, and who has a Fleur De Lis cutie mark. You know who I am talking about. Did you kill her after I left the docks."
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14488
14491 14494
>>14486
>Implying your character would have any reason to suspect that at this point
The guards probably haven't even realized that their cargo just disappeared.
"Now why would you ask me that, Flashy? I did nothing like that."
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14490
Oh right, this is that 'time' Torcuil's faggot mentioned. He's busy then.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14491
14492 14495
>>14488
"Why would I ask you that? Because you've done it before. You have killed almost every horse you have come across for some reason. You killed at least one of our three horses in the stable. I heard you tried to attack Trollestia. I know you are jealous and you consider them competitors. You vanished this morning at exactly the time Fae - who is not for sexual and who I do not understand why you do not like - showed up, and right as Korak and I were talking about the unicorn. So you can bet I am afraid she will end up as that poor copper colored mare. And behold, Korak asked me as I was trying to get a lock of hair to revive her - you know, in case she went missing like poor Copper - that he saw a florescent green bow. You know, like the one that follows you. So tell me now, because Korak will tell me later - Assuming you didn't do something to him - did you do with the Unicorn as you did with Copper?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14492
14493
>>14491
Fuck. I repeat phrases too many times
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14493
>>14492
No worries, thanks for the reminder about Bob
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14494
14496
>>14488
It's entirely possible that if Korak never intends to give Trumpaladin the unicorn, they won't even notice by the game tonight
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14495
14498 14500
>>14491
"Trollestia had it coming, and I haven't harmed any other unicorns lately."
*turns towards the treasure trove*
"How much do you think we have here?"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14496
14497
>>14494
>gains wisdom (not literally)
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14497
14499
>>14496
He'll probably blame the poor guardsmen for not shackling the thing right and allowing the unicorn to teleport away.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14498
14502
GM, can you answer the question in >>14495

*scan to see how much treasure there is*

>>14495
"I don't know, but I can tell you I canrecognize where the pattern is disturbed. Go clean yourself up. You are covered in beer."

quickly, as either he or she should be walking away
"You better not have harmed her"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14499
14503 14505
>>14497
No, he's seen enough shenanigens from the party to know they had a hand in it. But that's a matter for another day.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14500
14503
>>14495
enough for 5 jews
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14502
14504 14509
>>14498
Quantifying the value involves numerous (NUMEROUS) appraise checks,... but as I said to Tracy, it rivals the previous treasure in the tower; its just alot neater.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14503
14506
>>14499
He might've not been as suspicious if someone hadn't been so insistent in touching it...
>>14500
5 gorillion?
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14504
14507 14508
>>14502
i start moving the treasure onto the tower.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14505
>>14499
That kike was forewarned that there was a horse murderer on the lose, and that the body could vanish spread across the bay. He has no one to blame but himself
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14506
>>14503
no just five
*minotuar pout*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14507
>>14504
Noted. Waiting a sec before illustration
Not Tracy
gs3nq
?
No.14508
14510 14512
>>14504
I say it should go to rebuilding Port Barry: it was taken from the people of Port Barry after all, and they still have to meet the Emperors tribute...
Infernius should take it to them.
pJzDT
?
No.14509
14511
[1d20 = 9]
>>14502
Well then, bring down carts if they fit, and start loading. Try to appraise value if possible

Profession check to appraise
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14510
14513 14521
>>14508
we have to transport it someway tracy.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14511
14514
>>14509
On which part? If it was counterfeit, the jews would have separated it and used it commercially (meaning, used it to pay for stuff)
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14512
>>14508
That was my first thought, but Port Barry is already mostly rebuilt as the city had more wealth in reserve than I thought. I do think we're going to have to pay off the Emperor
Not Tracy
gs3nq
?
No.14513
14522
>>14510
>implying that was in dialogue
It'd be bonus points for a Nazi Cleric if he returned the Jews' ill-gotten gains.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14514
14515
>>14511
Which ever stack is target by Inferius
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14515
14517 14522
>>14514
GOLD
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14516
14518
Spoiler, none of it is ingenuine. The gold has value by weight, the gems have value by volume and quality. If its there, its worth something
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14517
14519
>>14515
Whelp. Start loading
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14518
14520
>>14516
But quantity?