This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14716One shot hits Infernius, cuz he's the easiest target.
Trump's move
>>14720Yes
>>14721Charge towards Korak. However long it takes.
"Follow me Inferius!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
[2d20 = 9]>>14723I'm assuming you mean attacking, and while Infernius failed to mention "Giving Vandereim back" I'm assuming thats ur game.
>>14722You should draw a sword
>>14724Vanderiem was given back in the previous turn
>>14726A pity for that 1 then, there it goes again,....
"Ye bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
As he falls again
>>14728>>14727>>14726clean the fucking butter off your fingers.
Spoilers, this isn't EVEN the fight you need to worry about
>>14726Use your longbow.
>>14731I figured.
>>14732Do I still have it? It hasn't been mentioned for a while
>>14731It demonstrates why we should be worried
>>14734Unless you threw it away, you should.
>>14734clean thy danmed fingers!!
>>14734You do. Its Tracy's move, but yes you have ur longbow (and some arrows cuz I'm not THAT much of a dick)
>totally digging the Glory song tho
>>14737Too late for that.
>>14738I have no bonuses for ranged attack, but fuck it. The alternative is the weapon smasher, and I don't want to destroy something as valuable as the pistol.
[1d20 = 3]>>14738Where did Tracy go after her charge failed (she's a big mare, she's going somewhere), Is she in his square?
Improved Bull rush, push him back and knock the wind out of him. (would snap at his throat if I could).
>>14740Oh yeah, pistols
Torc steals those again, just like the first time
>>14742God fucking dammit...
>>14743Great
>>14742And he'll move out of the way like a matador
>>14742Don't fret, Korak's ac is 46. You'd have needed 20's regardless.
"He's a slippery fuck"
>>14743You're attempting a pickpocket? Nao?
>>14746What happened to Tracy though? She's moving full speed.
>>14746It worked the first time, so yes
[1d20 = 14]>>14742Per dice (and I'm allowing veto dice above) unless its a 20, it misses. Korak has his game on TIGHT
>>14749With a "Ting, ting", Korak whirls and avoids incoming attacks.
Torcuil's move
>>14746I think he meant the magnet staff.
>>14752I summon ryuk and have him beat the shit out of the pirates.
>>14754YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>14754Sad Alex came to save us!
>pirates didn't notice him, because he looked like one of those Weeping Angel sculptures
>>14753Oh Riiiiiight.
>>14754And from left field as fuck, Sad Alex joins the fray, unleshing Ryuk (who can readily kill low-level mobs like pirates) with ease! In fact, Ryuk is happy to do so cuz,....
Well played
>>14754ANTI GAY FROG HAS RETURNED
PRAISE KEK
>>14757Ryuk! Only kill the pirates on this side! We need the others for later!
A blurr of black and white consumes one pirate, then another, then another, before (as is increasingly expected) each pirate falls before his deathly intent.
Korak stands in solitude, unimpressed, but his teeth are grinding.
>>14761"Something wrong Globalist?"
>>14761>>14762"Careful! I want to offer the pirates jobs when this guy is dead!"
>>14761Torc speaks
"YO, WANKSTAIN. YOU, ME. DEUL"
If it's playing out this way, I'm going to personally fetch Vanderiem. Third time is the charm!
>>14763*jojo pose engaged*
>>14764Steal his gunz first.
>>14762>>14767"Silence his false song!"
>>14768This
>>14769>waitSTEAL THE GUNZ!
>>14771Have you never heard of a duel?
Besides, he already did that
>>14774I have, but I like the idea of four Melee fighters taking on 1 melee fighter better than a ranged fighter shooting helpless melee fighters
You know, I thought "I'll roll a separate dice for Sad Alex, just to avoid mussing up the order."
He rolled a 20.
Sad Alex, your move again.
>>14774You're Chaotic: fug da rules.
Steal gunz.
>>14777KILL THE GLOBALIST!
>>14775Oh, so you're the one that did it. Xp
>>14778I like rules, but I like not getting shot while I don't have my sword even more
>>14777I order ryuk to kill the captain with holy blast.
>>14778>>14777>>14776FUCK Y'ALL I'M DOING THIS SHIT
Torc challanges Korak to a 1v1 duel
>>14782NO FUCK OFF I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS
GM, I go for my sword. The one that is on the ground. Again
[4d8 = 11][1d20 = 6]>>14765On it. Voids ur move, but things are spicy.
Infernius also can move.
>>14779He's serious, dice related
>>14783Shut up you had your chance!
Despite the imminence of the attack, and the suddenness of it, Korak deftly maneuvers around the blast.
"Not the first wave of hate I've danced around me boy!" he taunts
>>14786Summon him to me. We have a Globalist to kill
>>14787This
>>14786>no one is letting me do my intense autismREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14787You came out of nowhere, I'm doing this
GM, how does that challenge go
Its Korak's move, and he's seeing all kinds of opponents.
"Well now fellas, it seems there's more to ye (and of ye) than meets me eye. This sounds like fun!"
His pirates have cowered, not expecting such revelations (are now non-combatants) but Korak is fixin' for a fight.
Unfortunately he disappears in a puff of smoke.
>>14791Whoa, WHOA. No. I have done many things, but I haven't rigged any aspect of this fight for anyone's favor. You're fighting a well-seasoned, most effectively suited player right now. Deal with it, and quit your crying.
>>14792It is my time. To kill!
>>14792Dude, just let us play 5 on 1.
"Alex! Can you have Ryuk cough up little pieces of the pirates? We don't need their whole bodies, just enough so we can revive them later. We will need their votes in the final battle against the globalists"
>>14793"There's more to you too apparently. Running off with other people's money, trying to keep people docile - You're Bernie Sanders taking donations!"
>>14793>blueballed[ANGRY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
Wtf did he go?
Spot check
Gallop over to moaning pirate (survivor) and start ripping out his belly sketties in predatory fury.
>>14793There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english language. But no string of them can express how much I hate this goddmaned fucking outcome
>>14794... It's a meme. Trump, prior to the election, claimed that several elections had been rigged. After he *won*, he had the audacity to claim that he would have won New Hampshire but for electoral fraud.
[1d20 = 12]>>14790Ur Trump. U can't summon Ryuk
[1d20 = 8]>>14797wtf did I just type?
I'm never taking this crap again....
>>14797TRACY! GODDAMNIT WE NEED THEM LATER! ATTACK FUCKING KORAK!
>>14796Yea you have to give him an apple though.
>>14800I was summoning Vanderiem, who you said in the post I linked can move on his own
>>14803*gives apple to ryuk*
>>14802[BLOODTHIRSTY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
"WHERE DID THAT DIPSHIT RUN OFF TO?!" she roars
>>14801Don't do drugs kidsTorc has a 1000yd stare. After about 3 minutes he teleports to his cave, in a puff of smoke, and fire
>>14806"Find him! Leave my personal army alone!"
>>14807I changed meds on my idiot doc's suggestion...
HOW MANY PIRATES ARE LEFT!
Still Alex' move,... will forfeit tho
>>14809>belly sketties?what is this rick and morty?
>>14809I am always sober, always, and I am still like shit
>>148108? 7? I'm not even keeping track.
probably wasn't supposed to mention that
>>14812Never seen that show. It's just the meds...
>>14811I make ryuk find klorox.
[8d20 = 95]>>14814REEEEE!!!!
Address them:
"I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Become employees of the town or Trump interprises, and you'll have wealth, adventure, women, and we won't kill you right here and now"
DIPLOMACY! I should have a natural +28 modifier
>>14816Give apple to ryuk. I need little pieces of the dead pirates. We need them to fight the Globalists just as we needed disillusioned Bernie Sanders Supports
[8d20 = 92]>>14817[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*licks fangs and growls*
Roll for Intimidation (+2 with bluff ranks)
>>14819Unless that helps, don't do it. If it helps, do it again
>>14820She hasn't killed anything tonight yet, but she
must soon.
>>14812I think its fluffy ponies
Torc teleports back, and begins blinking to see if thats how Korak escaped
>>14821"Save it for the ones who turn down the offer."
>>14822Becomes Ethereal to investigate as well.
>>14816Korak
Ryuk speeds at Korak, tinging off Korak's magnificent defense in the process.
Now surrounding Korak are Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, Trump, and Ryuk (on behalf of Alex).
Its Infernius' turn.
>>14817Soon
>>14822torc feeling okay?
>>14825Where is Tracy?
Charges towards Korak's location.
>>14825i demand you fight torcuil 1 versus 1. no funny busssiness.
[3d20 = 12]>>14825YES! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK with Vanderiem who I got earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80
>>14826>>14828Torc turns to Infernius
"Now that you mention it...."
Torc activates the blinking and grabs Korak
"No, I'm not"
And Torc takes Korak to the Ethral Plane
>>14828[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
"Let me at him!" frothing at the mouth
>>14816"Oi, he's over here, hiding in a crevasse"
Ryuk points
"You didn't think he magicked away did you? Its a simple sleight of hand,...."
>>14830>>14825i cede my turn to torc
[3d20 = 16]>>14825>when it's my turnTracy Charges Korak at full speed and makes a Full Attack
2 flaming hooves
1 bite
>>14837The Dice gods want Tourcil to fit Korak alone
>>14838Praise Kek, his hand be upon me.
Read
>>14830
>>14838You'll need a consensus to make that stick
>>14840Oh I'm attacking the next turn, it's just that the dice gods will override my decision
>>14839I'll allow it, if Infernius voids his attack. (waiting)
>>14840Unless I can start diplomacy with the living pirates and offer an apple to ryuk to make him give me parts of the eaten pirates
>>14845Parts, yes. Living pirates,... not so much.
>>14843Mien nigger
Just prepare yourselves, my autisim is in full gear now
>>14847There should be like 7 or 8 living pirates. Diplomacy on them, and parts from the dead ones. Collect one by one, living and dead
So in spite of his dire situation, Korak maintains his defense and buffets attempts by Torcuil.
"Ye again. Whaddya ye want? Did I bruise ye mum?"
Fight is increasingly 1v1 so make ur bets/claims now cuz GM is putting blinders on
>>14850No, Ryuk had his way with them. There are no more pirates.
Torcuil's move (unless intervention)
>>14852REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Apple to Ryuk
>>14854Nom nom nom
To Alex> I like that one
>>14852I give him a apple and ask him yo cough up the pirate.
[3d20 = 18]>>14853>implying she'll stopRepeat
>>14836[angry nightmare noises]
>>14857*moves into corner and hangs head in shame*
>>14852>>14856I need at bare minimum one living pirate (revived is fine)
>>14857*pets evil monster*
>>14857Ting, ting, whthonng
(all fail)
Torcuil? Get funky w/ them memes,....
>>14859[sad nightmare noises]
>>14861"Why are you sad... whatever you are?"
>>14851Torcuil steals the magic pistols using the magno-rod, then holds one in each hand.
"You see, I really wish to kill you. I have no time nor patience for
slavers. So ask yourself one thing Korak..."
Torc levels both pistols at him
"Do you I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"
>>14862"Oh. Right. You wanted to kill things."
[2d20 = 23]>>14863dice determine stealing
[1d20 = 2]
My Move:
Go to Kitchen. Gather all apples
Engage in diplomacy with Ryuk: - Gib one finger from each pirate for apples
[1d20 = 6]
One pistol flies from his hand.
"Boy, I ain't been lucky since I was born!"
Shoots at Torcuil with remaining pistol.
>>14866REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I still have a modifier of +28, so that means I have a 30
Which whizzes to the side,
K> Defensive stance, Bees, with pockets
>>14870C-can I charge again?
>>14863Now steal the other one.
>>14871U really wanna get in the way of this?
>popcorn
[1d20 = 7]>>14870Fuck that
Torc fires as fast as he can pull the trigger
Torc uses his shield to block anything coming at him
And a roll for stealing the second pistol
>>14871tracy cage if you still in there please stop.
>>14872Pwease I need at least one Pirate
>>14872She's beside herself with anger at this point
>>14874[angry nightmare noises]
*cloud of smoke thickens*
>>14874Inferius! Gather corpses if they exist!
Korak has one pistol with his magic shield, and his sword. Torcuil (in spite of his absence of armor and ANY protection) stands in the wind. His tartan robes and kilt billow around him, his hair dancing across his face. The only thing about him that remains umoved.
His eyes.
>>14876torculi needs to do this for his dead family.
>>14881"Thank you Inferius"
Trumpaladin tries his absolute best to get pirate pieces from Ryuk. Also see if there are any still alive
Tracy begins loading the parts and equipment into her >Rape Dungeon
>>14873Torcuil fires a shot (more a warning than anything, he has no procficiency), as he runs toward Korak, a claymore-shaped knife in his other hand.
>>14875Shush nao
>>14876Clouds of smoke billow and escape from Tracy, who is increasingly "dissatisfied with the outcome".
"Alright then boy, I guess its my turn then." Korak says to Torcuil menacingly.
T>Feint, Acrobatic Charge, Precise strike.
>>14883Not if I don't get my pirates
[2d20 = 27]>>14879Works for me
>>14878>>14884"Listen you bastard, there's only one way you're returning to the normal world"
Roll 1 detect gap in armor and shield
"Lifeless, dragged behind me"
Roll 2, knife becomes full sword, aim for weak spot
Korak feints gto the left, but stabs to the right. His first hit lands, gashing a decent wound, but as he retracts his sword <pting> a sound erupts as a random kunai (WTFE?) disrupts his attack combo and knocks his sword just outside his reach.
>>14889Does this mean I can attack now?
[1d20 = 10]>>14889>random kunaiSpot + Listen to find source of kunai
[1d20 = 15]>>14891forgot other roll
[1d20 = 17]>>14887Without weapon, you bare your (unenchanted,... seriously) Claymore against the pirate.
>>14893Ooooh. I WANT it to hit, but it pings of his magnificent armor.
"I Hope ye're hidin' more under yer robes than,... well you know." Korak says with a sneer, readying himself.
"Tourcil, if you want help..."
>>14893But lenos did the dagger to sword thing
>>14890Nope, unless you are in the ethreal plane
>>14895Shit
Torc blinks back to dodge. Takes twenty steps forward, turns around, aims and blinks back
Can I ride Tracy or is that dangerous?
[3d20 = 37]
Make one last spring at him, (poor torc)
full speed charge (dire charge = full attack)
2 flaming hooves
1 poisoned knife
>>14898Uh, I'll repeat what I said in
>>14897
>>14901I think I could do that riding Tracy
[5d20 = 33]Torcuil has one of Korak's pistols, while Korak has the other and his sword (and his floaty hexagonal shield).
>>14897Yes, it is big nao, but thats it. Its not any more magic than you asked.
>>14899God damn right
As Torcuil winks back into reality, he sees Tracy and Trump converging on Korak fro sides.
>>14899Should've used the chain too...
>>14902Make Ride check nao
>>14903Ah
Wait, what
HOW DID THEY GET HIM
[3d20 = 21]
Nevermind
ATTACK WITH SWORD! THREE TIMES!
[4d20 = 35]
Korak, for all his finesse and skill, can't keep up with 5 attacks at once. The last attack hits, the other four are blocked per dice.
>>14905I thought being able to take out loans unabated was more important than being able to ride monsters bare back. pls no bully
>>14906Friendship is Magic faggot
>>14908Can I attack again nao? Or is it Tourcil or what?
>>14909Some fucking paladin you are...![disappointed nightmare noises]
You can ride her without the check, but without it you can't attack.
>>14911So, can Torc at least kill him, i promise it will be good character developmemt
While the initial response to the barrage is mixed, it does sway the outcome. Korak takes a couple blows which are not life-threatening, but which compromise his ability to deftly maneuver around weapons and murder. I could roll a bunch, make players sweat for a minute or two,...
but yeah. The fight hasn't ended, but its course was decided when friends got fully involved.
[4d20 = 61]>>14911Tracy makes another full attack, this time also lashing the chain with intent to entangle his blocking weapon
[1d20 = 18]
Trumpaladin cries out to korak he charges him, "Where is the fucking Unicorn!"
Three slashes
[2d20 = 20]>>14917Other two dice rolls
So, (I didn't drag it out like I COULD, but yeah) Korak kneels in shambles. He's been beaten (lit and fig), tossed about, and extremely man-handled. He's seen better days
Quick question, the end came so suddenly;
Is everyone killing Korak?
>>14919Tracy grabs his body and phases through the floor (there will be no convincing her to drop it)