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Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
781 replies and 40 files omitted.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14721
14723
>>14716
One shot hits Infernius, cuz he's the easiest target.
Trump's move
>>14720
Yes
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14722
14725
>>14720
he said yea
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14723
14724
>>14721
Charge towards Korak. However long it takes.

"Follow me Inferius!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
yZOAg
?
No.14724
14726
[2d20 = 9]
>>14723
I'm assuming you mean attacking, and while Infernius failed to mention "Giving Vandereim back" I'm assuming thats ur game.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14725
>>14722
You should draw a sword

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14726
14727 14730 14732
>>14724
Vanderiem was given back in the previous turn
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14727
14730
>>14726
A pity for that 1 then, there it goes again,....
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14728
14730
"Ye bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
As he falls again
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14730
>>14728
>>14727
>>14726
clean the fucking butter off your fingers.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14731
14732 14735 14741
Spoilers, this isn't EVEN the fight you need to worry about
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14732
14733 14734
>>14726
Use your longbow.
>>14731
I figured.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14733
>>14732
^_^
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14734
14736 14737 14738
>>14732
Do I still have it? It hasn't been mentioned for a while
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14735
>>14731
It demonstrates why we should be worried
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14736
>>14734
Unless you threw it away, you should.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14737
14740
>>14734
clean thy danmed fingers!!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14738
14740 14742
>>14734
You do. Its Tracy's move, but yes you have ur longbow (and some arrows cuz I'm not THAT much of a dick)
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14739
>totally digging the Glory song tho
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14740
14743
>>14737
Too late for that.

>>14738
I have no bonuses for ranged attack, but fuck it. The alternative is the weapon smasher, and I don't want to destroy something as valuable as the pistol.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14741
>>14731
Shit
gs3nq
?
No.14742
14744 14745 14746 14749
[1d20 = 3]
>>14738
Where did Tracy go after her charge failed (she's a big mare, she's going somewhere), Is she in his square?
Improved Bull rush, push him back and knock the wind out of him. (would snap at his throat if I could).
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14743
14745 14746
>>14740
Oh yeah, pistols
Torc steals those again, just like the first time
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14744
>>14742
God fucking dammit...
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14745
>>14743
Great

>>14742
And he'll move out of the way like a matador
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14746
14747 14748 14750 14753
>>14742
Don't fret, Korak's ac is 46. You'd have needed 20's regardless.
"He's a slippery fuck"
>>14743
You're attempting a pickpocket? Nao?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14747
14751
>>14746
What happened to Tracy though? She's moving full speed.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14748
>>14746
It worked the first time, so yes
yZOAg
?
No.14749
14752
[1d20 = 14]
>>14742
Per dice (and I'm allowing veto dice above) unless its a 20, it misses. Korak has his game on TIGHT
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14750
>>14746
>pickpocket
No no no
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHH6YVHGh90
This
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14751
Tracy on Korak.jpg
>>14747

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14752
14754
>>14749
With a "Ting, ting", Korak whirls and avoids incoming attacks.
Torcuil's move
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14753
14757
>>14746
I think he meant the magnet staff.
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14754
14755 14756 14757 14758 14760
>>14752
I summon ryuk and have him beat the shit out of the pirates.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14755
>>14754
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14756
>>14754
Sad Alex came to save us!
>pirates didn't notice him, because he looked like one of those Weeping Angel sculptures
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14757
14759
>>14753
Oh Riiiiiight.
>>14754
And from left field as fuck, Sad Alex joins the fray, unleshing Ryuk (who can readily kill low-level mobs like pirates) with ease! In fact, Ryuk is happy to do so cuz,....
Well played
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14758
>>14754
ANTI GAY FROG HAS RETURNED
PRAISE KEK
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14759
>>14757
Ryuk! Only kill the pirates on this side! We need the others for later!
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14760
>>14754
PRAISE ADOLF
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14761
14762 14763 14764
A blurr of black and white consumes one pirate, then another, then another, before (as is increasingly expected) each pirate falls before his deathly intent.
Korak stands in solitude, unimpressed, but his teeth are grinding.
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14762
14763 14766 14770
>>14761
"Something wrong Globalist?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14763
14767
>>14761
>>14762
"Careful! I want to offer the pirates jobs when this guy is dead!"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14764
14768
>>14761
Torc speaks
"YO, WANKSTAIN. YOU, ME. DEUL"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14765
14786
If it's playing out this way, I'm going to personally fetch Vanderiem. Third time is the charm!
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14766
687559__semi-dash-grimdark_suggestive_artist-colon-php10_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blood_drill_implying.png
>>14762
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14767
14770 14775 14784
>>14763
*jojo pose engaged*
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14768
14769 14770
>>14764
Steal his gunz first.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14769
14771 14773
>>14768
Just wait
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14770
462.jpg
>>14762
>>14767
"Silence his false song!"

>>14768
This
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14771
14772 14773 14774
>>14769
>wait
STEAL THE GUNZ!
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14772
>>14771
this.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14773
>>14769
See >>14771
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14774
14776 14778
>>14771
Have you never heard of a duel?
Besides, he already did that
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14775
14780
4b7.png
>>14767

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14776
14783
>>14774
I have, but I like the idea of four Melee fighters taking on 1 melee fighter better than a ranged fighter shooting helpless melee fighters
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14777
14779 14782 14783
You know, I thought "I'll roll a separate dice for Sad Alex, just to avoid mussing up the order."
He rolled a 20.
Sad Alex, your move again.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14778
14781 14783
>>14774
You're Chaotic: fug da rules.
Steal gunz.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14779
14786
>>14777
KILL THE GLOBALIST!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14780
>>14775
Oh, so you're the one that did it. Xp
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14781
>>14778
I like rules, but I like not getting shot while I don't have my sword even more
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14782
14783
>>14777
I order ryuk to kill the captain with holy blast.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14783
14787
>>14778
>>14777
>>14776
FUCK Y'ALL I'M DOING THIS SHIT

Torc challanges Korak to a 1v1 duel
>>14782
NO FUCK OFF I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14784
maxresdefault.jpg
>>14767

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14785
GM, I go for my sword. The one that is on the ground. Again
yZOAg
?
No.14786
14788 14790 14792
[4d8 = 11]
[1d20 = 6]
>>14765
On it. Voids ur move, but things are spicy.
Infernius also can move.
>>14779
He's serious, dice related
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14787
14790 14792
>>14783
Shut up you had your chance!
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14788
>>14786
insect plauge korak.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Insect_Plague
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14789
14791
Despite the imminence of the attack, and the suddenness of it, Korak deftly maneuvers around the blast.
"Not the first wave of hate I've danced around me boy!" he taunts
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14790
14800
>>14786
Summon him to me. We have a Globalist to kill

>>14787
This
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14791
14794
>>14789
"YOU RIGGED IT!"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14792
14795 14796
b49.gif
>>14786
>no one is letting me do my intense autism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14787
You came out of nowhere, I'm doing this

GM, how does that challenge go
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14793
14796 14797 14798
Its Korak's move, and he's seeing all kinds of opponents.
"Well now fellas, it seems there's more to ye (and of ye) than meets me eye. This sounds like fun!"
His pirates have cowered, not expecting such revelations (are now non-combatants) but Korak is fixin' for a fight.
Unfortunately he disappears in a puff of smoke.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14794
14799
>>14791
Whoa, WHOA. No. I have done many things, but I haven't rigged any aspect of this fight for anyone's favor. You're fighting a well-seasoned, most effectively suited player right now. Deal with it, and quit your crying.
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14795
>>14792
It is my time. To kill!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14796
14803
>>14792
Dude, just let us play 5 on 1.

"Alex! Can you have Ryuk cough up little pieces of the pirates? We don't need their whole bodies, just enough so we can revive them later. We will need their votes in the final battle against the globalists"

>>14793
"There's more to you too apparently. Running off with other people's money, trying to keep people docile - You're Bernie Sanders taking donations!"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14797
14801 14802
>>14793
>blueballed
[ANGRY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
Wtf did he go?
Spot check
Gallop over to moaning pirate (survivor) and start ripping out his belly sketties in predatory fury.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14798
>>14793
There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english language. But no string of them can express how much I hate this goddmaned fucking outcome
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14799
>>14794
... It's a meme. Trump, prior to the election, claimed that several elections had been rigged. After he *won*, he had the audacity to claim that he would have won New Hampshire but for electoral fraud.
yZOAg
?
No.14800
14804
[1d20 = 12]
>>14790
Ur Trump. U can't summon Ryuk
gs3nq
?
No.14801
14807
[1d20 = 8]
>>14797
wtf did I just type?
I'm never taking this crap again....
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14802
14806
>>14797
TRACY! GODDAMNIT WE NEED THEM LATER! ATTACK FUCKING KORAK!
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14803
14805
>>14796
Yea you have to give him an apple though.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14804
>>14800
I was summoning Vanderiem, who you said in the post I linked can move on his own
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14805
>>14803
*gives apple to ryuk*
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14806
14808
>>14802
[BLOODTHIRSTY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
"WHERE DID THAT DIPSHIT RUN OFF TO?!" she roars
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14807
14809
>>14801
Don't do drugs kids

Torc has a 1000yd stare. After about 3 minutes he teleports to his cave, in a puff of smoke, and fire

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14808
>>14806
"Find him! Leave my personal army alone!"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14809
14812 14813
>>14807
I changed meds on my idiot doc's suggestion...
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14810
14814
HOW MANY PIRATES ARE LEFT!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14811
14816
Still Alex' move,... will forfeit tho
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14812
14815 14822
>>14809
>belly sketties?
what is this rick and morty?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14813
>>14809
I am always sober, always, and I am still like shit
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14814
14817
>>14810
8? 7? I'm not even keeping track.
probably wasn't supposed to mention that
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14815
>>14812
Never seen that show. It's just the meds...
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14816
14818 14825 14833
>>14811
I make ryuk find klorox.
pJzDT
?
No.14817
14819 14825
[8d20 = 95]
>>14814
REEEEE!!!!

Address them:

"I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Become employees of the town or Trump interprises, and you'll have wealth, adventure, women, and we won't kill you right here and now"

DIPLOMACY! I should have a natural +28 modifier
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14818
>>14816
Give apple to ryuk. I need little pieces of the dead pirates. We need them to fight the Globalists just as we needed disillusioned Bernie Sanders Supports
gs3nq
?
No.14819
14820
[8d20 = 92]
>>14817
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*licks fangs and growls*
Roll for Intimidation (+2 with bluff ranks)
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14820
14821
>>14819
Unless that helps, don't do it. If it helps, do it again
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14821
14823
>>14820
She hasn't killed anything tonight yet, but she must soon.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14822
14824 14826
>>14812
I think its fluffy ponies

Torc teleports back, and begins blinking to see if thats how Korak escaped
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14823
>>14821
"Save it for the ones who turn down the offer."
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14824
>>14822
Becomes Ethereal to investigate as well.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14825
14827 14828 14829 14834 14836
>>14816
Korak
Ryuk speeds at Korak, tinging off Korak's magnificent defense in the process.
Now surrounding Korak are Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, Trump, and Ryuk (on behalf of Alex).
Its Infernius' turn.
>>14817
Soon

Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14826
14830
>>14822
torc feeling okay?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14827
>>14825
Where is Tracy?
Charges towards Korak's location.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14828
14830 14831
>>14825
i demand you fight torcuil 1 versus 1. no funny busssiness.
pJzDT
?
No.14829
14832
[3d20 = 12]
>>14825
YES! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK with Vanderiem who I got earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14830
14834 14839
>>14826
>>14828
Torc turns to Infernius
"Now that you mention it...."
Torc activates the blinking and grabs Korak
"No, I'm not"
And Torc takes Korak to the Ethral Plane
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14831
>>14828
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
"Let me at him!" frothing at the mouth
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14832
>>14829
And... Fuck
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14833
>>14816
"Oi, he's over here, hiding in a crevasse"
Ryuk points
"You didn't think he magicked away did you? Its a simple sleight of hand,...."
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14834
14846
>>14830
>>14825
i cede my turn to torc
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14835
NAO its Infernius' turn
gs3nq
?
No.14836
14837 14857
[3d20 = 16]
>>14825
>when it's my turn
Tracy Charges Korak at full speed and makes a Full Attack
2 flaming hooves
1 bite
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14837
14838
>>14836
shit...
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14838
14839 14840
>>14837
The Dice gods want Tourcil to fit Korak alone
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14839
14842
>>14838
Praise Kek, his hand be upon me.
Read
>>14830

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14840
14841 14845
>>14838
You'll need a consensus to make that stick
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14841
>>14840
Oh I'm attacking the next turn, it's just that the dice gods will override my decision

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14842
14843 14846
>>14839
I'll allow it, if Infernius voids his attack. (waiting)

Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14843
14848
>>14842
i do.
yZOAg
?
No.14844
[1d20 = 6]

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14845
14847
>>14840
Unless I can start diplomacy with the living pirates and offer an apple to ryuk to make him give me parts of the eaten pirates
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14846
14849
>>14842
>see
>>14834

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14847
14850
>>14845
Parts, yes. Living pirates,... not so much.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14848
>>14843
Mien nigger
Just prepare yourselves, my autisim is in full gear now
yZOAg
?
No.14849
[1d20 = 17]
>>14846

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14850
14852
>>14847
There should be like 7 or 8 living pirates. Diplomacy on them, and parts from the dead ones. Collect one by one, living and dead
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14851
14863
So in spite of his dire situation, Korak maintains his defense and buffets attempts by Torcuil.
"Ye again. Whaddya ye want? Did I bruise ye mum?"
Fight is increasingly 1v1 so make ur bets/claims now cuz GM is putting blinders on
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14852
14854 14856 14859
>>14850
No, Ryuk had his way with them. There are no more pirates.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14853
14857
Torcuil's move (unless intervention)
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14854
14855
>>14852
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Apple to Ryuk
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14855
>>14854
Nom nom nom
To Alex> I like that one
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14856
14859
>>14852
I give him a apple and ask him yo cough up the pirate.
gs3nq
?
No.14857
14858 14859 14860
[3d20 = 18]
>>14853
>implying she'll stop
Repeat >>14836
[angry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14858
>>14857
*moves into corner and hangs head in shame*
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14859
14861
>>14852
>>14856
I need at bare minimum one living pirate (revived is fine)

>>14857
*pets evil monster*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14860
>>14857
Ting, ting, whthonng
(all fail)
Torcuil? Get funky w/ them memes,....
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14861
14862
>>14859
[sad nightmare noises]
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14862
14864 14868
>>14861
"Why are you sad... whatever you are?"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14863
14865 14871
>>14851
Torcuil steals the magic pistols using the magno-rod, then holds one in each hand.
"You see, I really wish to kill you. I have no time nor patience for slavers. So ask yourself one thing Korak..."
Torc levels both pistols at him
"Do you I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14864
14868
>>14862
"Oh. Right. You wanted to kill things."
yZOAg
?
No.14865
[2d20 = 23]
>>14863
dice determine stealing
pJzDT
?
No.14866
14869
[1d20 = 2]
My Move:

Go to Kitchen. Gather all apples

Engage in diplomacy with Ryuk: - Gib one finger from each pirate for apples
yZOAg
?
No.14867
[1d20 = 6]
One pistol flies from his hand.
"Boy, I ain't been lucky since I was born!"
Shoots at Torcuil with remaining pistol.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14868
>>14862
>>14864
that tracy.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14869
>>14866
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I still have a modifier of +28, so that means I have a 30
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14870
14871 14873
Which whizzes to the side,
K> Defensive stance, Bees, with pockets
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14871
14872 14874
>>14870
C-can I charge again?
>>14863
Now steal the other one.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14872
14875 14876
>>14871
U really wanna get in the way of this?
>popcorn
b/k9D
?
No.14873
14884
[1d20 = 7]
>>14870
Fuck that
Torc fires as fast as he can pull the trigger
Torc uses his shield to block anything coming at him
And a roll for stealing the second pistol
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14874
14876 14877
>>14871
tracy cage if you still in there please stop.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14875
14884
1506024914776.png
>>14872
Pwease I need at least one Pirate
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14876
14880 14884
>>14872
She's beside herself with anger at this point
>>14874
[angry nightmare noises]
*cloud of smoke thickens*
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14877
14881
>>14874
Inferius! Gather corpses if they exist!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14878
14879 14887
Korak has one pistol with his magic shield, and his sword. Torcuil (in spite of his absence of armor and ANY protection) stands in the wind. His tartan robes and kilt billow around him, his hair dancing across his face. The only thing about him that remains umoved.
His eyes.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14879
14887
>>14878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14880
>>14876
torculi needs to do this for his dead family.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14881
14882
>>14877
alright jefe.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14882
>>14881
"Thank you Inferius"

Trumpaladin tries his absolute best to get pirate pieces from Ryuk. Also see if there are any still alive
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14883
14886
Tracy begins loading the parts and equipment into her >Rape Dungeon
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14884
14887
>>14873
Torcuil fires a shot (more a warning than anything, he has no procficiency), as he runs toward Korak, a claymore-shaped knife in his other hand.
>>14875
Shush nao
>>14876
Clouds of smoke billow and escape from Tracy, who is increasingly "dissatisfied with the outcome".
"Alright then boy, I guess its my turn then." Korak says to Torcuil menacingly.
T>Feint, Acrobatic Charge, Precise strike.

yZOAg
?
No.14885
[3d20 = 27]

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14886
>>14883
Not if I don't get my pirates
b/k9D
?
No.14887
14893
[2d20 = 27]
>>14879
Works for me
>>14878
>>14884
"Listen you bastard, there's only one way you're returning to the normal world"
Roll 1 detect gap in armor and shield
"Lifeless, dragged behind me"
Roll 2, knife becomes full sword, aim for weak spot
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14888
Praise Epona
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14889
14890 14891
Korak feints gto the left, but stabs to the right. His first hit lands, gashing a decent wound, but as he retracts his sword <pting> a sound erupts as a random kunai (WTFE?) disrupts his attack combo and knocks his sword just outside his reach.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14890
14897
>>14889
Does this mean I can attack now?
gs3nq
?
No.14891
14892
[1d20 = 10]
>>14889
>random kunai
Spot + Listen to find source of kunai
gs3nq
?
No.14892
[1d20 = 15]
>>14891
forgot other roll
yZOAg
?
No.14893
14894 14895 14897
[1d20 = 17]
>>14887
Without weapon, you bare your (unenchanted,... seriously) Claymore against the pirate.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14894
>>14893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14895
14897
>>14893
Ooooh. I WANT it to hit, but it pings of his magnificent armor.
"I Hope ye're hidin' more under yer robes than,... well you know." Korak says with a sneer, readying himself.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14896
"Tourcil, if you want help..."
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14897
14900 14903
>>14893
But lenos did the dagger to sword thing
>>14890
Nope, unless you are in the ethreal plane
>>14895
Shit
Torc blinks back to dodge. Takes twenty steps forward, turns around, aims and blinks back
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14898
14900 14901
Can I ride Tracy or is that dangerous?
gs3nq
?
No.14899
14903 14904
[3d20 = 37]
Make one last spring at him, (poor torc)
full speed charge (dire charge = full attack)
2 flaming hooves
1 poisoned knife
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14900
>>14898
Uh, I'll repeat what I said in >>14897

Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14901
14902
>>14898
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Plane_Shift
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14902
14905
>>14901
I think I could do that riding Tracy
yZOAg
?
No.14903
14906 14910
[5d20 = 33]
Torcuil has one of Korak's pistols, while Korak has the other and his sword (and his floaty hexagonal shield).
>>14897
Yes, it is big nao, but thats it. Its not any more magic than you asked.
>>14899
God damn right
As Torcuil winks back into reality, he sees Tracy and Trump converging on Korak fro sides.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14904
>>14899
Should've used the chain too...
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14905
14909
>>14902
Make Ride check nao
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14906
14910 14911
>>14903
Ah
Wait, what
HOW DID THEY GET HIM
pJzDT
?
No.14907
[3d20 = 21]
Nevermind

ATTACK WITH SWORD! THREE TIMES!
yZOAg
?
No.14908
14912
[4d20 = 35]
Korak, for all his finesse and skill, can't keep up with 5 attacks at once. The last attack hits, the other four are blocked per dice.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14909
14913
>>14905
I thought being able to take out loans unabated was more important than being able to ride monsters bare back. pls no bully
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14910
>>14906
>>14903
did you win?!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14911
14914 14916
>>14906
Friendship is Magic faggot
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14912
>>14908
Can I attack again nao? Or is it Tourcil or what?
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14913
>>14909
Some fucking paladin you are...!
[disappointed nightmare noises]
You can ride her without the check, but without it you can't attack.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14914
>>14911
So, can Torc at least kill him, i promise it will be good character developmemt
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14915
While the initial response to the barrage is mixed, it does sway the outcome. Korak takes a couple blows which are not life-threatening, but which compromise his ability to deftly maneuver around weapons and murder. I could roll a bunch, make players sweat for a minute or two,...
but yeah. The fight hasn't ended, but its course was decided when friends got fully involved.

gs3nq
?
No.14916
[4d20 = 61]
>>14911
Tracy makes another full attack, this time also lashing the chain with intent to entangle his blocking weapon
pJzDT
?
No.14917
14918
[1d20 = 18]
Trumpaladin cries out to korak he charges him, "Where is the fucking Unicorn!"

Three slashes
pJzDT
?
No.14918
[2d20 = 20]
>>14917
Other two dice rolls
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14919
14921 14922 14929
So, (I didn't drag it out like I COULD, but yeah) Korak kneels in shambles. He's been beaten (lit and fig), tossed about, and extremely man-handled. He's seen better days
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14920
14925
Quick question, the end came so suddenly;
Is everyone killing Korak?
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14921
14924 14928
>>14919
Tracy grabs his body and phases through the floor (there will be no convincing her to drop it)