/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>14919
i cast plane shift on myself after healing torc.

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>>14921
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T

grabs Tracy

>>14920
we are about to be.

>>14924
>is ghost
lol no

>>14926
Planar shift affects touched things too you kike

>>14921
Tracy phases and is gone. Infernius heals damage to Torcuil, before,... which plane exactly?

>>14919
Torc walks up, pistols in hand
"Guess you weren't so lucky, bastard"
Torcuil puts the pistol to his head
Those listening closely can hear a faint whisper as he pulls the trigger
"I'm sorry I couldn't save you honey."

>>14927
You forgot to CAST IT
Also, can cast etherealness again at will

Trumpaladin retrieves anything from the pirates

>>14930
Cast what?

>>14928
Tracy brings the pirates body to >Rape Dungeon, along with all of his gear.

>>14932
Planar shift

>>14935
No, he just grabs you like Fucking Freddy Kruger. It affects touched objects

>>14933
I'm actually going to fucking kill myself
Wha the actuall fuck is this shit

>>14928
etheral.

The pistol explodes in Torcuil's hand, causing non-damaging cold burns across the surface.

GM, make Tourcil kill Koarak and don't let that Kike take the body to her Jew cave

>>14939
>mfw
LOL you lost the gun!

>>14939
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14941
We need that....

>>14937
Game is irrelevant. Fuck off for now.
What are you on about Torcuil's faggot? This comes from Thez' faggot.

>>14939
DANM IT!!

>>14940
Tracy is already well on her way to impenetrable dungeon

>>14946
She doesn't have the body though

>>14946
*grabs body, just in case it didn't work the first time*

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>>14939t
"Hmmm, maybe you are lucky"
Roll for Torc to shove dagger throught the heart of Korak, then expand it to fullsize
>>14944
It was a joke, I'm not actually gonna kill myself

>>14948
Grabs horse, in case it didn't work the first time

>>14951
You have to be in the material realm to grab the body

>>14952
Only for a moment
*phases through fingers*

>>14953
Oh No You don't. I've got you like fucking Freddy Kruger

GM, this is why I need Dominate Monster

>>14954
How?

>>14956
Plane shift works by touch

>>14957
If it worked once, she could just do it again and you would've used up the spell.

>>14949
You had better not. You (both Torcuil and his faggot) have given color, shape, and mystery to my(her) life. Neither will say what you should do, but both would,... well I suppose both would carry on to the best of their ability.
Neither would be the same. Torcuil is part of the Game, and his removal would be levels of catastophic.

>>14959
Tracy takes body to her dungeon

>>14958
>>14960
But each time she plane shifted it would affect touched creatures. How do you think you got Slovenia? Because your plane shift works by touch. How do you think you would take his body? Because your plane shift works by touch. How does someone ride a cauchemar? Because plane shift works by touch. So he grabs her like a cow at the rodeo

>>14961
Death roll like an aligator

>>14959
Are there living crew members or dead crew members anywhere in sight?

K, so Korak is done, and no sooner. The jew hoard is safe/secure, Korak himself is unkilled but at mercy, and I need a minute. Fuck off

>>14959
OH OH
YOU THOUGHT TORC PUT THE PISTOL TO HIS HEAD
NO NO NO NO KORAK'S HEAD

>>14962
Hold on Like a fucking Rodeo champion

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>>14964
>he has to be willing to become ethereal, unless he's dead
Full Attack
*stomp him to death with flaming hooves (full weight), then maul his throat out* (he is helpless, so it has to land)
>>14966
>no ride check

"TOURCIL! PARALYZE THE MONSTER!"

>>14965
"We can Geas him now"

>>14965
K, that rattled me a bit, I'm not ashamed to say. Whooah. Good the. Lets continue.

>>14968
He already dead

*drag his body through the floor*

Korak, his pirates all decimated, and though a bloody battle (oh just imagine it) kneels in defeat. His jaw is tight.

>>14971
I think GM is ignoring us

*is sad*

There better be at least one crew member left over after this

>>14965
Tourcil, want to Geas him?

>>14972
Go for kill >>14967

>>14970
I see where you are coming from, I didn't really specify and my sarcasm didn't help
"WHAT MONSTER"
Torc picks up the other pistol, and runs over

"What'll ye have" Korak sys between gritted teeth

>>14977
[merciless nightmare noises]

>>14972
>Pirates all decimated
Look for decimated pirated

>>14977
Can she attack him or not?

>>14977
"I thought I stabbed this bastard?"
Torc takes the other pistol, and ends koraks misrable life

>>14977
Do >>14967

Torcuil levels both pistols at Korak, who kneels helpless.
"Do it. Ye've got yer reasons I can tell. I didn't ask for a second life, let alone a first. I do what I do, to the best of me ability. Me men lie dead for all me strategy and planning, and the Game goes on. Your move Scotsman."

>>14978
*pets frustrated nightmare*

>>14980
lol no

>>14981
So murder?

>>14981
WAIT! Let me ask one question first!

>>14986
Torcuil is holding the reins on this one, its his call.

>>14988
It is, and I'm asking him nicely

>>14988
[barely restrained nightmare noises]

Pwease ask one question

>>14987
A random hostile animal appears next to Tracy,

>>14992
Ok...
[sounds of mauling and stomping]

>>14992
Can I have a random living or dead pirate?

>>14986
"Fine"
Torc lowers the pistols while firing, and blows a hole in each of Korak's feet

>>14981
Is that your final answer? No bully if so

His body is mine, fyi

>>14995
"Acgh, ye fuk. Fine, ye win"

Praise Epona

Praise Football

>>14995
Thank you

To Korak, "WHERE IS SHE!" Trump screams as he hits him repeatedly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDVWr93Z9Yc

>>14997
You can take it if I get my question

>>15002
I'll take it no matter what happens. It's mine.

>>14996
>>14998
Thats it
Le fin
Torc keeps the guns, noting to do some training as he has become rusty again.
"Yo Tracy, you can have Korak after Trump's done"

So as the party who, having obtained the Jew hoard and secreted it upon Trump tower, having defeated Korak and his scoresof pirates (the former at the party's mercy), finds themselves again staring at an eerie glow coming from the Football stadium.

>>15005
"WHERE IS SHE"

I'll deal with the glow later

>>15005
take Korak to >Rape Dungeon before investigating eerie light

>>15005
son of a griffon!

>>15003
*puts hand over pony mouth*

"That's just fine. But for the moment, he's mine"

>>15004
Kept. Take care anon.

>>15010
What does Korak say?

>>15008
"Inferius... want to fly over and check that out as we finish up here?"

>>15005
Torc notices the glow, and womders what the hell is going on
>>15010
???

>>15005
i fly to the football stadium.

>>15013
wanna ride torculi?

>>15010
Tracy drags Korak into inescapable dungeon, disarms him of all his clothes and gear, and leaves him shackled in pitch-black chamber without doors or windows.

>>15017
She then moves towards town.

>>15019
Oh shit!

>>15019
Lol

>>15014
Sure
>>15019
Welp, I would be dead

>>15005
If it weren't for muh football, I'd suggest moving the stadium: it clearly attracts spooky shit.

>>15023
That's just the power of Football. It attracts spooky shit

>>15024
thats pretty spooky man

>>15014
Infernius, riding Uatchit like a surf-board soeeds off toward the stadium.
>>15017
It will take some time to divest him of his 'accoutrements'.
>>15019
No, Korak is from a faggot GM knows (nice try tho)
>>15024
>>15025
Blame /vx/. Hell, blame me if u want. I have no regrets.

>>15026
*infernuis and torculi*

>>15026
Pwease gib answer to question

>>15025
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>15026
Torc is with infernius

>>15026
Tracy is an expert in this particular field: give her three minutes to make the faggot butt naked.

>>15030
You get him when I am done with him! tourcil gave him to me then you

Kek, 3 minutes is 30 combat rounds.
>>15028
Which question, I looked (non-exhaustively) and didn't find
>>15029
Both them then, speeding toward the stadium

>>15026
No.
You had your fun.

>>15032
What did he do with the Unicorn.

>>15032
Cast Zone of Truth or Suggestion if necessary

Wait... Wtf is Trollestia? Wasn't she in the tower.
Lazy cunt; crashing in the stables and always skipping out in all the boss fights.

>>15036
She was in the stable with her elf harem

Tracy finishes stripping Korak and leaves him wounded and shivering in the dark as she flies towards the town to see what's up.

>>15037
Fucking cunt..!

>>15038
AFTER I GET MY ANSWER

>>15039
We should start charging her rent if she uses that instead of her golf course

>>15040
Ikr

>>15036
>boss fights
Just wait, I planned this next for a minute, in spite of 'GM faggot complications'
>>15033
"Fun" she says

The city is safe and unmolested. I had planned this being a "Whoa shit, we have bigger fish to fry" moment for Korak, but I hadn't anticipated Sad Alex and Ryuk stepping in (I'd guess Atlas is Sad Alex, no bully). Anyway, the port is safe, but the light from the stadium is clearly not the glow of Football.

>>15040
Wut was the question?

Tfw jojo is on toonami.

>>15043
What did he do with the Unicorn

Cast suggestion or Zone of Truth or whatever

>>15043
He asked about the unicorn.

>>15047
I mean if you want to give a still living Korak up to Trumpaladin later...

>>15047
I have spent 20 fucking hours over the past week that could have been spent studying for class, applying for jobs, or conversing with my family, to chase down a fictional horse that I am still no closer to getting within 10 feet of. I am not letting the very last living lead die on me and leave the trail cold

>>15050
It sounds hilarious when you put it that way.
Carry on.

>>15051
this.

>>15035
>Zone of Truth
Done
K> I dunno 'bout the unicorn <True>
>>15044
An this one's a faggot <True>
>>15050
And so the feels. Take heart, it is not all in vain.

>>15053
Not good enough

"Now what the hell do you mean you don't know?

>>15053
Not a faggot <LITERAL>

>>15053
Do >>15038 >>15017
Go towards town

Yeah, its late (especially for EST and beyond). I'm still a bit shaken from earlier (more sorting!), and I'm guessing maybe at least one player needs a break?

>>15051
Don't you mock me. I've seen the autism you've put on this board.

>>15057
Not until I get my answers on the Unicorn

>>15055
This.
He filters his water.

>>15057
i dont but we can stop if we need to.

>>15057
I'm a chronic insomniac and will stay up if that's what it takes.

Continuing:
>>15059
"Ah don't bloody know! Last I seen, she was in me hold!"
>>15061
Its cinematic for the moment,... although since Infernius and Torcuil sped off, there's not much to develop

>>15063
"And then what?"

>>15064
Why would he know?

>>15065
If he doesn't know, that's information

>>15064
>>15065
What are you patriots talking about?

>>15066
He just said he didn't.

>>15055
Sorry, I saw the image and thought 'troll'. Just sayin'
>>15064
K> That's the last I seen of the mare. What more do ye want? Ye got ur zone of truth, ye want me to tell ye about me childhood?

>>15069
"She disappeared on you straight out of your hold?"

>>15067
Trumpaladin is obsessing over a fictional unicorn that was released into the wild, without his knowledge.

>>15069
I really like JJBA man.

>>15069
"That's all I need to know"

Swipe gun if applicable

"Tracy. Be a dear and save his clothes for me"
leave him, get on Fae and go
\r

>>15071
You bitched about spending six hours to talk to her last night. You hush

>>15073
So your just gonna walk by me without saying anything trump?

All the gear/clothes are mine.
Tracy grabs the dwarf and phases him into the ground (with all of his stuff) before her husband can continue to harrass him

>>15076
"Come with me! Ride on this graceful Lion's back and join us in the next stage of our eternal crusade"

>>15078
>Graceful
>Flight: poor
Lol, it can't even turn 90 degree angles

>>15078
Uh is that thing really a person like us?

>>15079
She's loyal, reliable, and knowledgable in Ponies, Elway, America, and Football. And that makes her best. Also she has ranged attack

>>15072
JJBA? GM doesn't know
>>15073
Torcuil has the guns (both, since I misinterpreted what he was getting at earlier, the misfire was a deliberate move on my part)
Also yes, do save his clothes.
>>15077
Oh wait, intervention.
The rest,....

>>15080
Why yes, yes she is. A lion because Trump and gilded like Trump Casinos

>>15081
>Speed: 30 ft
Lol

>>15081
I dont really like American football any more to many globalist not standing for the anthem!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

>>15082
Jo Jos Bizzare Adventure.

>>15082
Tracy has his clothes in her saddlebags.
Korak is shivering in his shackles butt-naked in an insecapable dungeon without light.
Tracy approaches the town.

>>15085
Trumpaladin takes in a deep breath of air into his chest

"I too have my problems with the NFL... You know I had my own Football League that I was a part of. The United States Football League, or the USFL. I watched her die, and that corrupt league live... Now, here on this new plane, she is reborn!"

>>15088
"But please do be a dear Tracy"

>>15086
Only if she finds something she thinks he'll look good in.
..But not too good: that gets saved for the wedding ceremony.

>>15089
By the way, Trumpaladin and Sad Alex are riding to the Stadium

>>15091
Korak's suit is most fine. Its not appraised, but its definitely magical.

>>15091
>Trumpaladin wears Korak's entire suit to a wedding
I can live with that

>>15089
Woah brother i love your football league, i didnt mean any disrespect. Also here is a water filter for the tower its gold plated.

>>15094
What does Tracy see in town?

>>15096
Trumpaladin inspects the magical item.

"None taken. Fuck the NFL."

Inspects magical Item
"I've heard of these things. I've heard they give you magical strength"

>>15098
GM this really needs to be a magical item with benefits for Trumpaladin

>>15098
Reeeeeeeeee this tower was designed by a globalist!!!

>>15097
On the faces of the citizens, worry, No one is dead, nor buildings razed, but there's not a soul who us happy about 'what's going on in the stadium'.

>>15099
The filter does not bestow strength, but rather, it breaks conditionings put on the body.

>>15101
what do torc and i see?

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>>15101
Trumpaladin senses around for Bolsevik/Globalist activity.

Sense motive. I have 18 ranks and a +2 modifier

>>15101
Walk towards stadium, drawing koraks sword

>>15103
This. They've been there longer

>>15099
Filters that produce elixers?! PreposI'll make it workterous!

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>>15104
Tracy also rolls to detect the infernals (spot, listen, scent)

>>15102
>Breaks Conditioning
I'll take that

>>15109
Like i said its great cheif!
Ive got some brain force too if ya want some.

Watch the Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdl8-GpxnW8

>>15110
"...Brain force? Tell me of this."

>>15110
Sad Alex has advanced knowledge in Alchemy.

From outside the stadium, characters can see two obeliscent protrusions that jut into the sky.
"Oh hell, they're a pair of horns, so big you could put a car through them. I don't know why you make things so complicated,...."
Clearly a monster of enormous size has taken occupancy in the stadium....
"Its the frigggin Terrasque."
Would you,....
"No, they're my friends too. Just cuz ur GM doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want!"
Fine. The Terrasque and his cohort are in the stadium. The party will have a chance to discern why in the morning(ish).

>>15111
You ever felt like youve been walking around in a haze brother?

GM, do I get anything from a sense motive check? Can I do a new one on different persons?

>>15114
"Why yes... I sometimes do"

>>15113
EVACUATE THE STADIUM!

>Terrasque
Oh shit.
The bully nerd (oxymoron, I know) wants his lunch money.

>>15117
That'll come tomorrow, but yes; he do want his lunch money.

>>15114
[Understanding pony noises]

>>15116
This stuff clears it right up the best part is it all natural no nasty chemicals like the globalist put in it.

>>15113
today just isnt our day.

Pics related are the Tarrasque and the Mage

>>15120
"Damn. Can I have some? To free my mind from the Globalists"