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Chaos Ascending: Order Descended
Anonymous
D4XVt
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No.111710
111712 111715 111724 111775
Welcome to thread two of AnCap's Epic Pony Adventure.

As we left off last time, the party of ponies and a cow had been teleported away by Discord. They are waking up in the back of a wagon, as a creamy colored pony with a multihued brown mane gazes at them over the wagon's edge.
944 replies and 106 files omitted.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113257
113260
>>113255
He's just flaunting his OC's character level. That's an SLA with a caster level based on total hit dice.
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113260
>>113257
Understandable.
I do have to wonder how does he actually know the GM abdicated.
Anonymous
2/QLc
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No.113262
113267
>>113248
*Grabs Candy by the scruff*. You and I have unfinished business!
This strange entrant glares at everyone.
This one is mine!
>>113252
Yes, after her round is resolved
<whooof>
Aaaaand she’s gone. As the whisps that we’re her form dissipate, her disembodied voice taunts: Too bad you’re not Pun pun fagit! Ha! Not only did I take what I wanted, but you also revealed your hand! Get gud fgt!
And with that, the crazy bitch Hey! vanishes with Candy in tow. For now.

Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113263
>>113255
*Creates infinite identical copies of Candy*
Anonymous
2/QLc
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No.113264
113265 113266
>>113255
No, you definitely died. Destruction, Caster Level 42
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113265
>>113264
Caster level doesn't matter for Destruction for any purpose other than to overcome spell resistence. It's a Charisma-based Fortitude save DC.
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113266
>>113264
Eh, dying is subjective.
Besides, who did you even kill?
Candy Swirl
jYX4M
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No.113267
>>113262
"Wee!"
Anonymous
2/QLc
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No.113271
113273
And Thez has her way. Again. Sheesh
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113273
113278 113279
>>113271
I honestly don't know what you were expecting at this point.
You know Ash is the most competent and knowledgable on spells, and you're delving in the most complex area of Epic Level Casting(TM). You're basically screwed even if you wield an OC with immense power, because she knows any and all counters.
Anonymous
2/QLc
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No.113278
113279 113284
>>113273
It’s so sad that you think that. Oh well, ignorance is bliss after all. She got what she came for you will still need a resurrection btw
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113279
113284 113285
>>113273
Nah, he knows what he's talking about. It's just some late-night shitposting.
It's not really a contest anyway. Becoming Pun Pun was just a joke about "the DM abdicated". A lvl 4 character can become omnipotent in one round if you abuse infinite loops.
The only creature that can theoretically beat Pun Pun is the Omnificer: a lvl 4 elf Artificer that threw himself off a cliff with Masocism and Favor Of The Martyr to sustain an infinite damage loop and instantly grant himself infinite stats. And even so, the way he beats Pun Pun isn't even clear. It's just evident that the lvl 4 omninipotent onicient character being slightly more impressive than the lvl 5 one.
>>113278
*Wishes everything back to normal*
Anonymous
qK6uc
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No.113283
>>113280
Oh to be so naive
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113284
>>113279
>>113278
GG
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113285
113286
>>113279
To be fair, it does not exactly sound like shitposting. It has an air of uneasiness to it.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113286
113287 113288
>>113285
That it does.. I only know it's shitposting because I have a tiny bit of context.
It seems as though Anon let his Tulpa out of the box again.
Anonymous
qK6uc
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No.113287
113288 113289
>>113286
Ding
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113288
113289
>>113286
>>113287
I suppose it's not a Jackie Chan one. He would've at least tried to Drunken Fist everyone.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113289
113290
>>113287
It's nothing but irritating to a person who doesn't know what's going on though, Mrs. Disassociative Identity.
>>113288
Nah, it's sort of like that.
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113290
113291
>>113289
I did read my share of Tulpa stories, but they usually turn comical or are otherwise LARPers with extra steps.
I must admit, it's quite the boring one overall.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113291
113292 113293
>>113290
Idk what to say right now.

It's almost 3 AM where I am and my brain has almost completely turned to mush now so that I can't really formulate a rational response to any of this autism.
I'm going to try to force myself to sleep. I'm only still up because I pumped a bunch of different energy stimulents with the anticipation of playing games all night.

Goodnight, Anons.
Candy Swirl
jYX4M
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No.113292
>>113291
Night
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113293
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>>113291
Night Anon.
Anonymous
K3TRc
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No.113296
113297 113298 113299 113309
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Anonymous
K3TRc
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No.113297
>>113296
Nothing personal. Just my tow cents.
Anonymous
K3TRc
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No.113298
>>113296
I guess the counter-argument for this is that this is an epic level campagin so obviously your character can do everything. This is kinda the reason I am thinking about quit playing this campagin because playing such a powerful chracter does not intrest me.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113299
113309 113310
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Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113309
>>113296
>>113299
*wakes up from nap*
Give me a moment to respond.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113310
113313
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Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113312
Holy shit. I know my character is much stronger than yours; I'm a Druid and You're a Monk. That doesn't mean there's nothing for your character to do in the story though. Characters don't need to be balanced to have a fulfilling campaign. Why do you think my character is so imbalancing when we haven't even entered combat? Did you think I did not also promise GM that I wouldn't break the game, even if my character could?
What on earth do you expect me to do in order to make an Epic Druid on the same level of balance as a monk? Should she throw herself off a cliff and become quadriplegic? Even if I used Psychic Reformation to replace half of her feats with Skill Focus (underwater basket weaving), cut her primary casting stats in half, replaced all of her class levels with vanilla druid, and a paralyzed my PC from the waist down, she'd still be more powerful an optimized Monk; and quite frankly, I don't think you'd be satisfied with it.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113313
113315 113318
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Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113314
113315
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Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113315
113317
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Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113316
113317
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>body was too long
And then there's Discord himself. He is not only a god, he possesses the most powerful deific abilities. What if he interferes when we're on the quest to find the powers to stop him? If he possesses Alter Reality, which i think he does, he may be capable of duplicating any spell from any class up to 9th level, which makes him practically omnipotent. He might not attack us directly, but he could really send some nasty chaos our way if he felt like it. What if he just snaps my horn away so i lose my magical powers? Idk what I'd do then. It'd be one thing to gather the elements to defeat him, but stopping millions of ponies across the world from dying requires a certain level of intense crunch.
Like, an example one of the earliest stages of an apocalypse could be The Restless Dead, which means every corpse of every creature on the planet suddenly reanimating all at once. Could you stop something like that without optimizing, while trying to prioritize the protection of all innocent creatures? I doubt it.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113317
113323
>>113315
>>113316
You really think GM is so much of a dick as to do any of that?
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113318
113322 113323
>>113313
I don't think it's about being a dick or not. It's about the appropriate challenge between the enemy and us. Since Ash bases herself on CR of our level, then it is quite understandable she prepares against said threats.
Otherwise, it may happen we curbstomp anything that dares oppose us.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113322
113325
>>113318
There's a fine line between being ready to respond to a situation and almost-maxing the character until its ECL is 10+ levels higher.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113323
113326
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Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113325
113326
>>113322
>ECL
ECL is nothing more than a mechanical measurement. It's a meme with no real impact on the game other than making certain races randomly higher ECL than others (like hobgoblins being +1 ECL, as if they were even close to as good as humans).
Like hell a lvl 20 Wizard should count as the same level as a lvl 20 Fighter. Not all levels/HD are created equal. That's why they made LA buy-off mechanics, since being an ogre at lvl 20 isn't the same advantage it it is at lvl 10.
>ready to respond
How do you respond to something that can turn you into a beachball with no save? You saw Discord in the show. He's omnipotent.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113326
113327 113329
>>113323
>>113325
You realize CR refers to individual monsters right? When they're in a group its higher. Look, we can go around and around. I maintain that I was going to let the matter drop after GM said "no", but rather than make a case to him you chose to keep pestering me about it. I admit I may have been wrong on that but its difficult to say because there are implicit contradictions even in just the one book, but I'm not the person who you should take it up with anyway. I'm done arguing this point or any others.
As for Discord, we can assume that his appearance is relatively unprecedented and therefore not something any of our characters could have legitimately prepared for. What actual character travels their respective world expecting that to happen? Moreover, he might not have turned us into beach apparel if you hadn't made like Judge Dredd with your "I am the law!".
P.S. Dying in D&D isn't the end of the world
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113327
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>>113326
I built for what i decided was appropriate for the encounters we might face. My PC is far from invincible.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113328
113332
And on top of all of this, I had every part of my PC approved by the DM through every step of the creation process.
It's only you who thinks it's too OP to play.
If you seriously want me to just tear this sheet apart and roll up a new PC, I'd like to at least get through one encounter first.
Anonymous
t2DcA
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No.113329
>>113326
>What actual character travels their respective world expecting that to happen?
An Epic character who's spent the last 200 years doing important epic stuff.
My PC has 25 ranks in 4 different schools of knowledge: Discord may be new to her, but she's aware of the existence of things like Atropals and Xiecials.
Anonymous
t2DcA
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No.113330
113331
And it looks like Game Night is cancelled again...
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113331
>>113330
Seems like it, sadly.
Don't lose hope just yet. Perhaps we can at least reach the dragonlands aka get a description of it.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113332
113333
>>113328
>tear it up
Who said anything about that?

Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113333
113336 113338
>>113332
What do you even want? What is so significant about the build that I spent 3 months perfecting that makes you so butthurt.
If your answer is just "it's too strong", there's nothing about that that will make a significant difference if changed. She's not powerful because of her level of Optimization, she's OP because of her class. This is a mid-op build.
She'd still be astronomically more powerful than your character if every single one of her feats were replaced with Toughness.
Monks suck. Big whup.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113336
113337
>>113333
That. That right there. Contempt. Everything else is a symptom of it.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113337
>>113336
Wtf are you even talking about?
I've done nothing to imbalance the game yet, and I don't intend to, but you're you're acting like I just donkey-punched Loth.
Anonymous
T6uSv
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No.113338
113342 113365
>>113333
If she’s only powerful because of her class, then why not just have a more regular Druid build without a dozen pieces stitched together from various books outside of the SRD? Why have her aged twice - conveniently only after she receives timeless body at level 15, meaning she advanced to level 15 before hitting middle age, but only advanced 10 levels in the next 670 years? Why replace the free bonus feats that come with the Vow of Poverty with free Epic feats. Why calculate her skill levels incorrectly, when increases to Int do not retroactively add skill points. Why not just make a more normal level 25 Druid without a dozen source books, and questionable interpretations of the rules?

Just eliminate those aspects, and the grounds for complaint would be neutralized
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113342
113365
>>113338
I'd be content if the sploits weren't shoved in everyone's face all the time tbh. That and not acting like the issue was about a pissing contest over class power level when its clearly (in my case at least) a matter of one PC trying to abide by the necessary restrictions that get thrown to the wind when combining supplements
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113365
113376
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Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113376
113377
>>113365
I appreciate you saying that. There then, we've addressed all my reservations/issues.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113377
113379
>>113376
Really?
Okay then, I'll just try to keep my trap shut and not go off about meta shenanigans.
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113379
113381 113385
>>113377
Thank you. And I'll refrain from rulecucking in favor of letting GM script the game as he sees fit
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113381
113385
>>113379
That's all I ever wanted.
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113385
113391
>>113381
>>113379
Ey! We're now a good ol' team again.
Thank goodness that's over.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113391
113395
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>>113385
~Yay!
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113395
113397 113454
>>113391
Ur still a faggot tho Xp
t2DcA
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No.113397
113398 113399
[1d20+18 = 19]
>>113395
No u
Rolling to boop cowe
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113398
113399
>>113397
Fug
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113399
113400
>>113398
>>113397
Critical mission failure.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113400
113401
>>113399
I'll get her next time...
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113401
113406
>>113400
[chuckling dragon noises]
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113406
113409
>>113401
*Pets dragon*
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113409
113410
>>113406
[Flustered dragon noises]
t2DcA
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No.113410
113411
[1d20+25 = 43]
>>113409
Petting check
Anonymous
QVCkh
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No.113411
>>113410
*Steam level increases*
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113424
113425
2065041.png
>labor day
>campus closed
>hurricane Tuesday
>also closed
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113425
113431
>>113424
Hmm.
I hope it doesn't mess up your schedule.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113431
113432
2050713.png
>>113425
It doesn't. It just can't use campus resources to study for the next test.

And I'm bored, because that's what I was going to do all day.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113432
113433
>>113431
I suppose the Internet can help you with that. Watch some dude explaining the subjects and stuff.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113433
113436
>>113432
Yeah. I got it covered. Just bored.
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113436
113437 113450
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>>113433
Oh. I see.
Well... good luck on your endeavors.
Have cat pic.

Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113437
>>113436
Thanks, Anon.
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113450
113454 113458
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Well, while the PC's are floating around in a hurricane eye the plane of air for 10 minutes.
>Stormwalk winds sound vaguely like elevator music
>>113436
Sister Ash does her best to position herself in the void
".. This will take some time. I'm not very good at transporting so many creatures at once.." She says, spinning upside down a bit with her legs flailing helplessly
"But while we wait.. Tell me more about yourself. You said that your father was the only one you knew who shared your power?"
[clumsy floating nun noises]
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113454
113460
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>>113450
>>113395
"And you. I don't think I ever got your name."
*Bows upside down*
"I travel as 'Sister Ash'. What should I call you?"
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113458
113464
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Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113460
113464
>>113454
Cowe activates her mask (casts Fly) to reorient herself so that she and Ash are both aligned vertically, and then lifts her mask like a visor.
"Sonata Deline, Tsuki o tobikoeta ushi the Cow that Jumped Over the Moon, Master of the 6 Disciplines of the Martial Hoof Fist."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113464
113468 113469
>>113458
Fug. That's creepy.
Sister Ash nods slowly, her expression somewhat callous.
"That's.. rather odd."
>>113460
"Interesting. What brought you all the way to that 'Hub', on this fateful week?"
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113468
113470
>>113464
She smiles.
"It wasn't that strange when I saw it. At least I understood what was happening after that."
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113469
113470
>>113464
"That's just where I happened to be. I have lived on the road for many years, training and seeking worthy adversaries. I seem to have found one."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113470
113472 113473
>>113468
"..........Hmmm.. So it is.." Sister replies,
>>113469
"Oh, I'm somewhat of a planeswalker myself, although my experience pertains to places a bit more.. remote..
I was aiming for the prime material plane, but.. I missed.." she says, gritting her teeth a bit.
"I've never in my life missed the material plane before.. I guess it's all the more reason to spend some more time here."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113471
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forgot pic for first reply
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113472
113479
>>113470
Hold on a sec,... this isn't the prime material plane?
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113473
113479
>>113470
Topaz cocks her head.
"Are you alright? You seem quited troubled."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113479
113480 113482
>>113472
Idk. It's unlear what happens during stormwalk. I just know it takes 10 minutes to teleport.

The party met on a private demiplane called "Hub".
>>113473
Sister Ash seems to have been staring intently at Topaz, her purple eyes giving off a slight glow. She's reading her auras.
".. No, there's nothing wrong." she says after abit
"I'm just not familiar with your sort magic(?)..'
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113480
113483
>>113479
e_e
I know what the hub is, but if there was any reference to it I missed it. I thought we started on the prime material plane
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113482
113483
>>113479
She nods.
"I am not familiar with your powers either. Phospy is the only one who seems to know your kind of power."
The dragon in question can't really grasp losing any sort of friction, leading Topaz to chuckle.
"He's not exactly a manifester of any kind, as far as I know, but they get the ability later on in life. 'A spellcaster', he called you. Magic and the like."

Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113483
113484 113485
>>113480
We started in the Hub, went through a rift into the the plane of chaos (Limbo), then got thanos-snapped into the prime material plane.
Currently, we're in teleportation-space, on our way to the dragonlands.
>>113482
"I prefer the term 'shaman', but yes I am indeed a Magi."
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113484
113487 113490
>>113483
Yes, but it seems its a CITY and not the Hub demiplane >>109901 →

Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113485
113490
>>113483
Topaz is admittedly quite impressed.
"Woah. That's one stylish name. We go by the name of Psions. Mental energy to do whatever we want them to."
She smiles sheepishly
"With limits, of course."
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113487
113490
>>113484
"I don't follow your meaning. We are on the prime material plane." She looks at the storm they are traveling in. "Or at least we were,...."
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113490
113494 113496
>>113484
It was a demiplane city. The city encompassed the entire plane.
I wanted to speak to the plane's ruler, but I don't
>>113485
At the speed Sister is spinning, it's not really possible to tell if she's tilting her head or not.
"Indeed.. I've seen it only a few times among the gatekeepers; it's rather rare among monsters, and even rarer among ponies."
>>113487
Sister Ash shrugs
"Call it a space between spaces. All storms are connected. I just conjured a storm over the town, to link us to another storm in the Dragonlands."
Anonymous
/ZDtZ
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No.113494
113498
>>113490
Topaz simply chuckles.
"That is quite odd. All ponies who follow me actively practices it. Diamond is quite the rough pony when focused."
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113496
113497
>>113490
Sigh If there is a post that validates your position, I'd love to see it.
"That doesn't seem accurate. Yes there are portals to other planes, but the Hub plane I am familiar with is a different place entirely. In any case, we seem to be on the prime material plane, so let's not argue about it shall we?"
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113497
113500
>>113496
see
>>109961 →
>>109963 →
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113498
113507
>>113494
"You quite a few ponies following you." Sister Ash says, obligingly
Anonymous
fP/oi
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No.113500
113503
>>113497
Fine. I thought you meant the Outlands, but okay
Your Lovely Sister
t2DcA
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No.113503
113505
>>113500
I wonder who created that plane. The creator must be very powerful, or at least very wealthy. Maybe a Mercane.

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