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>>291
I. Am. Pumped.

NIGGER JEW FUCKING I;M DOING NOFAP EIGHTHEEN DAYS NO CUM FUCKING FUCK

>>291
Okay, you win.
>done

Be glorious mlpol.

>>1026
Ma'am, yes ma'am!

You should be doing twenty by now, motherfucker.

>never visit /ub/
>it's never time
>visit /ub/
>>1036 tells you to do twenty

I managed a pathetic 18.
Deport me already.

faget

>>1026
I like her.

By the way, my apartment is too small for pushups so I did 20 lifts of a ten pound weight with each arm.

Do faggots avoid using Overboard because they fear seeing this thread?

>>1117
I don't fear seeing this thread - it helps a lot actually. I just stick to a small set of threads for periods of time and I don't browse often enough.

I just did 25.

Earlier today during my thirty-minute lunch break at work I did 22, then 10, then 2, then 2, with roughly 5 seconds in between each round.

Or, I think it was a measly 22. I was either in the 20s or 30s. I often make it to 40 for the first round.

I am 5'9" and about 111 to 112 pounds. That apparently makes me rather underweight. It could be my metabolism.

Get off your asses.

>>1152
tks 4 that image

Up

>>1222
Have you been doing your pushups while i was away /üb/?
It's time to start again, you lazy faggots

>>291
Every fucking time

Reminder to reject degeneracy and strive to become a better person.

Prepare for the holy war on Islam soon, brothers. Bump!

And I expect you maggots to bump this daily, until each and every one of us has achieved the pale goblin physique! Never slacken! Never tire! Never lose faith! The war needs YOU!

I'm sorry this New Zealand shit's getting me really fucking angery, especially the prime minister leading an Islamic call to prayer on TV after it was discovered that Christchurch has a jihadi problem. Please though, do get in shape anons. We need to act soon, and I want to meet all of you in person when the dust settles, you hear? You're all too good to let die, no matter how many of our shared interests may or may not be axed in the ethnostate.

>>1369
On the topic of never slackening and never tiring, I weighed myself after finishing with some chores. I'm 195, where less than half a month ago I was nearly 210. All I had to do was not eat bread or foods with high fructose corn syrup for lent. I still had alcohol on Saint Patrick's Day, I still had a cookie or cupcake or elsewise every few days, and I didn't even work out that hard. That's all it takes goys. So I repeat myself!

>NEVER SLACKEN! NEVER TIRE! NEVER LOSE FAITH!

Bump-a-day.

No pain, no gain.

Thank you, anon.

LIFT, NIGGERS

>>367
RATTLE RATTLE, EAT MORE CATTLE

>>1403
Cat knows what cat is doing.

B
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Sadly, I am but a weakling, with noodle arms. Will you accept 20 situps as tribute, instead?

Also bump, because we all need more gains in our lives.

>>1483
No. Situps are for pussies. Push more faggit

>>291
Done.

Thank you. I now have bulging biceps, ok-ish shoulders, and a thigh gap. I still look fat, but I'm losing fuckloads of weight. This thread helped me get less fat.

>>1511
Then this time do 20. I'll do 'em with you.

[1d50 = 12]
>>1512
Not enough. Rolling for extra push-ups

>>291
got me

This thread shall not die
Might gains flow your way, anon.
You are working on your fitness, arent ya

[1d50 = 27]
Fuck yea dropped five like nothing. Wasn't too long ago I couldn't even do one. It's true what they say, barbells are big medicine.

>>1513
Now we're talking. Over 20 and I'm probably screwed

>>1326
Interesting to close with a Mahler quote. Jewish blood and all, but he wrote some damn fine symphonies, so maybe not so bad?

>>2122
Hell yeah you did. Add another 5 from me. ^_^

>>2124
Sure thing boss. Made it to 27 with a couple left in the tank, a great roll.

>>291
Rollin' [1d100 = 35]

>>1564
That's a good image. Thank you for reminding me that I have important things I need to do.

bumping lel git going

>>2341
>bumping
>on /ub/
Do more pushups faggot

>>2342
>pushups
This!

>>444
do 50, ya fags

>>2409
And add another 40, cuz I just turned 40 yesterday

>>2410
I'm 23 going on 24. This is a real question: How does it feel to be that old? I swear that's not some insult, I'm nervous about getting old.

>>2411
Well, theres two things to establish in answering that question.
First, this is the pushups thread, so as long as we're doing 10 pushups for every post, this is fine.
The second is that your energy levels are not as high and your physiological regeneration (whether energy and ability or injury repair) decreases.
It's really not all that different. One can consciously bypass diminishing energy levels with both strategy and discipline. A whole day of throwing hay bales - as one example - sucks more when you're older, and aches and soreness is more apparent, leading toward a greater appreciation of things like stretching and incremental nutrition (6 small meals rather than 3 large ones).

Imo, this is why it is important to establish healthy habits now, as they will be one more foundational and integral.
Basically, if you're eating and exercising relatively well now (ideally with gradual level of improvement) and not neglecting personal discipline now you don't have much to worry about from getting older. I'm spry AF for my age - well beyond a significant majority of my peers - for precisely that reason. Stretching is especially key to maintaining limber and loose musculature, and a direct correlation can be indicated between people "getting/feeling older" and poor (nonexistent?) stretching habits.

>>2412
To reiterate my point, that last 100 pushups kinda sucked in one go, ngl. I still did it, and now I'm doing 10 more. You should too

Haha bench pr

>>2416
ess weight limit of mine went up on the day i posted that

>>2410
doing 90 for you anon

What's this doing so low on the catalog?

>>3888
Trips demand 125 pushups

>>3892
True.

Bump

I'm too young to feel this old! I'm only 25! But this video's fucking twenty!
https://youtu.be/oBFKfgLf0LI

Maybe exercising will help me feel young again.

I wonder how many anons turned into log-armed beasts thanks to this thread

This deserves a bump

I still dislike niggers

What is this thread doing off the front page?

>>5699
Remember frens, dubs = 20 pushups. C'mon

They got to him. Someone I haven't talked to in years contacted me today and he turned out to be a pozzed faggot brainwashed into hating gun rights and americans. faggot even said to be "guns equals fear" like he thinks that's a valid argument. What the fuck? His cowardice shouldn't take away anyone else's right to own firearms and defend themselves from evil. I'm going to take this rage and exercise with it.

Wtf is this blogposting shit in the pushup thread?

>>5704
Five pushups say it's a bot. Cartoon horse vagina.

>>5707
10 pushups say its a known poster with a particular flag

>>5707
Can't be a bot, bots post sequences of nonsense sentences and libtard shit they were programmed to say.

Time to put this on the front page again

Got sidetracked, but push niggers

>>5752
Roar

G'mornin

>>5756
Morning poner.

>>5757
Gotta start the day right, with coffee and pushups. Id post the dash coffee pepe, but I dont wanna look for it

You can do ten for fluttershy. I believe you can do it

Bump because flat earth is jewish psyop meant to make sites that allow discussion of anything look unappealing or force them to compromise on the ideal of free speech by banning worthless speech like irrational intentionally-insulting unscientific aimless flat earther pilpul. Fuck flat earthers, do some pushups and situps too.

>>5909
Based post, and thank you for the pilpul reference; it absolutely applies, and Im happy to do some pushups in observance

10 more, while I wait for anon to try and posture more

10 more cuz do it nigger

Another 10 ftw

>>5912
>>5914
>>5915
>>5916
Go on, keep going.

>>5917
>doesnt push
Gtfo faggit, this thread is about actually doing things

>>5918
>this thread is about actually doing things
I don't know anon but, I do already.

>>5919
Then you're up by a bunch of pushups.
Or you're a bitch thats posturing. Idfk, Im pushing.

>>5920
>posturing
Ah. I suspect you are the same faggot that in the last two months has been using that word to complain about pony images.
Learn to meme newfag.

>>5921
It must suck being a fraud, how do you live with yourself? You could do the work of course, but you're too good for that or some such, and instead rely on pony reaction images. Good luck with that anon. Faking it till u make it only sounds like a reasonable position to people who are faking it, the rest of us have work to do.

>>5922
You sound like you are jelly.
You are jelly because that Anon has a sorted reaction image folder, and you do not.

>>5923
Just in time! I put a chuck roast braise into the oven about 20 minutes ago, and thought to spend some of the time doing pushups.
Im pleased (you)'re here.
Having said, you sound like a faggot. Who really carws about having a reaction folder, except anon who literally does nothing? Like, arent there better ways to spend your time?
I get flak for not using ponies in my posts but, thats cuz I have better things to do. So, you're not wrong; his reaction images are better than my lack.of reaction images, but why are (you) acting like that's something to aspire to?
Ffa anon, git gud. IMA start with 30 pushups, I hope you're *ahem* 'pony' enough to man up. That is, in between trying to throw salt.

I also hope (doubt) that you're abiding by OP's will, and actually DOING pushups, in between being a salty whore

>>5923
>that Anon has a sorted reaction image folder
Actually it is a full-fledged SQL database.