Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
>>7098*orgasms, then faints*
*eagerly awaits more because he is speechless*
>>7101"Many are there who desire not Football, neither the spread of Football, but it is essential that Football not be allowed to diminish. Have you heard the prophecy of John Elway?"
>>7101*catches you before you faint*
orgasms on your leg
BTW, I gotta as, does this count?
https://mlpol.net/ub/res/291.htmldoes pushups
>>7102"Yes. Yes I have. But tell me again, because one can never tire of hearing it"
>>7106"Well if you have, then you know how long it is. I mean, you really want to hear the entire prophecy?"
>>7107"I have all the time in the world"
>>7104Fuck you
I ain't clickin dat
So what are the cats doing?
You asked for it.
"It has long been foretold that there shall come a day whereupon lightning shall be forced to strike twice in the same place, simultaneously. This causation shall be wrought about by a foolish argument between two rivalling deities. What would result would defy the intent of both deities and others. A thought-form would be created, and from that thought-form would come John Elway, Football, and the Denver Bronco's.
You see, the rivalling deities along with their associates and other such had grown lazy, and careless, and complacent. Having millenia previously won Ragnarok, and having feasted eternally afterwards, they began to languish. As they did so, the people began to comparably languish, to their peril and weakness.
John Elway it is said, being both man and Football, while also being All of the Denver Broncos, would usher Football unto all places and dimensions."
"Not only the realms of the physical, but all of the inner and outer realms as well. Footballs shall bring with them American, and where you have American, you have ponies. And when you have ponies, American, Football and John Elway?
And so ends the prophecy."
>ponies, American, Football and John Elway
Those words have to have magical effects when combined together
>>7117Intresting, but how does my my rod work?
The reason this is important is that in the Codex Ridiculous, it further suggests that there shall come a realm as if from nowhere that will be instrumental in the manifestation of John Elway, and that from in that realm shall come one who knows of Football, having known and heard of Football from the moment he saw the statue that was to bear the likeness of John Elway, did he know Football. Resplendent in shining armor he shall be the first human to speak of Football in about 13000 years
>>7120You're of a different faith so probably not
>>7121*wondering if he is the one*
"How may we facilitate this process?"
>>7117*ears perk*
".. So.. what do poinie have to do with Football?"
>>7120Although I think you are now close enough to hear it
*looks around at catfolk*
How many are around us?
>>7130Cold but sadly true
Those papers I mention earlier,
I meant divorce papers
"Further, in the Ridiculum Volume II it states that from this creation of John Elway there too shall be piles of horsepussy. It is therefore the desires of all good creatures of all levels that I aid you in your journey, for I was what was chosen for this task by a bunch of faggots typing at a keyboard. Have you heard the fable of the faggots who made it all possible?"
>>7143I'm pretty sure Thez's feelings are purely predatory.
t. Rapepony
Anyway, before Trump is a brassy-golden Lion-dragon thing (Dragonne specifically).
>>7146>not knowing the differences between romantic, carnal, and predatory desiresAs representative of >rape, I reprimand you.