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Anonymous
3ShQ9
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No.7043
7048 7050
Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here: https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/
and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
1164 replies and 99 files omitted.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
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No.7100
>>7097
um,... no
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7101
7102 7103
>>7098
*orgasms, then faints*
*eagerly awaits more because he is speechless*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7102
7106
>>7101
"Many are there who desire not Football, neither the spread of Football, but it is essential that Football not be allowed to diminish. Have you heard the prophecy of John Elway?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7103
>>7101
*catches you before you faint*
orgasms on your leg
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7104
7108 7110
BTW, I gotta as, does this count?
https://mlpol.net/ub/res/291.html
does pushups
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7105
*ask
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7106
7107
>>7102
"Yes. Yes I have. But tell me again, because one can never tire of hearing it"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7107
7109
>>7106
"Well if you have, then you know how long it is. I mean, you really want to hear the entire prophecy?"
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7108
>>7104
>thinking we haven't all memorized the post number
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7109
>>7107
"I have all the time in the world"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7110
>>7104
Fuck you
I ain't clickin dat

So what are the cats doing?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7111
7112
>unrape
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7112
>>7111
Not sure if sad
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7113
7114 7115 7116
You asked for it.
"It has long been foretold that there shall come a day whereupon lightning shall be forced to strike twice in the same place, simultaneously. This causation shall be wrought about by a foolish argument between two rivalling deities. What would result would defy the intent of both deities and others. A thought-form would be created, and from that thought-form would come John Elway, Football, and the Denver Bronco's.
You see, the rivalling deities along with their associates and other such had grown lazy, and careless, and complacent. Having millenia previously won Ragnarok, and having feasted eternally afterwards, they began to languish. As they did so, the people began to comparably languish, to their peril and weakness.
John Elway it is said, being both man and Football, while also being All of the Denver Broncos, would usher Football unto all places and dimensions."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7114
>>7113
Prophecies,
Huh

Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7115
7116
>>7113
Are we post Elway or pre-Elway?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7116
>>7113
>words sting divegrass-tainted ears, but listens anyway to show support for her husbands faith
*pulls through by-
>>7115
>*slowly humping leg*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7117
7119 7124
"Not only the realms of the physical, but all of the inner and outer realms as well. Footballs shall bring with them American, and where you have American, you have ponies. And when you have ponies, American, Football and John Elway?
And so ends the prophecy."
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7118
7120
>ponies, American, Football and John Elway
Those words have to have magical effects when combined together
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7119
7129
>>7117
Intresting, but how does my my rod work?
Anonymous
YTv+r
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No.7120
7122 7125
>>7118
do i notice this?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7121
7123
The reason this is important is that in the Codex Ridiculous, it further suggests that there shall come a realm as if from nowhere that will be instrumental in the manifestation of John Elway, and that from in that realm shall come one who knows of Football, having known and heard of Football from the moment he saw the statue that was to bear the likeness of John Elway, did he know Football. Resplendent in shining armor he shall be the first human to speak of Football in about 13000 years
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7122
>>7120
You're of a different faith so probably not
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7123
>>7121
*wondering if he is the one*
"How may we facilitate this process?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7124
7126
>>7117
*ears perk*
".. So.. what do poinie have to do with Football?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7125
>>7120
Although I think you are now close enough to hear it
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7126
7127
>>7124
ponies*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7127
7130
>>7126
If only you had a husbando who could edit your posts
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7128
7132
*looks around at catfolk*
How many are around us?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7129
>>7119
>waiting
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7130
7131
>>7127
thats cold man
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7131
7133
>>7130
Cold but sadly true
Those papers I mention earlier,
I meant divorce papers
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7132
7136
>>7128
There were five in total
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
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No.7133
7137
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>>7131
>divorce
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7134
7135 7136
"Further, in the Ridiculum Volume II it states that from this creation of John Elway there too shall be piles of horsepussy. It is therefore the desires of all good creatures of all levels that I aid you in your journey, for I was what was chosen for this task by a bunch of faggots typing at a keyboard. Have you heard the fable of the faggots who made it all possible?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
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No.7135
>>7134
"No, go on"
*In complete awe*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7136
>>7132
>*clutches waist*
>>7134
*pants lewdly*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7137
7138
>>7133
Listen I respect your ship, and you respect mine. So help me out and I'll help you. He has his eyes on another prize but I can fix that
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7138
7139 7141
>>7137
Got your back, Jack.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7139
7142
>>7138
>tfw infernuis dosent have a ship anymore, because thez wants to fuck tracy more than she wants to fuck infernuis.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
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No.7140
7143 7144
Seriously?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7141
>>7138
Keep Trump away from Trollestia, I have an idea
>Torcuil meets up with Trollestia away from Trump
"You wanna troll hard?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7142
>>7139
I was going to kill and eat her while she was incapacitated, but I won't now, just for you.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7143
7145 7146
>>7140
infernuis not a cuck.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7144
>>7140
we sekrit thread nao
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7145
7146
>>7143
I'm pretty sure Thez's feelings are purely predatory.
t. Rapepony
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7146
7148 7149 7151
>>7143
You can both has.
>>7145
Tomato, tomato, Sechs.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
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No.7147
7150
Anyway, before Trump is a brassy-golden Lion-dragon thing (Dragonne specifically).

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
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No.7148
435887__safe_artist-colon-extradan_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.png
>>7146
>not knowing the differences between romantic, carnal, and predatory desires
As representative of >rape, I reprimand you.
+PErH
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No.7149
7155 7157
[1d20 = 14]
>>7146
I tell Trollestia I'm going to cast an illusion to fool Trump into think she's been scarred and burned.this will mkke him loose intrest
I roll incase I need it
>still waiting to see how my rod worked...