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Wasabi Flavored Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7043
7048 7050
Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here: https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/
and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
1164 replies and 96 files omitted.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7252
7253 7254
>>7249
"Them sneaky rats you lot wiped out. They had some place they took all the wealth of the town and stashed it. Its a pity too, this city used to be a thriving and successful trading port."
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7253
>>7252
*pony ears perk*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7254
7255 7257
>>7252
I can get you matterials

For a price
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7255
7256
>>7254
>not looking for clues to the secret shekel stash
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7256
7258 7259
Chestahedron-textured.jpg
>>7247
>chesterhedron
Like pic related?
>>7255
You're the rouge
Go detect some shit
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7257
7260
>>7254
He waves his hands. "I ain't got money son (he's older). Its good of you to offer though."
Thez slowly buzzed back in front of the building. Her fly is wearing the poofy-cloud-girdle that she normally wears, and it has a small bag tied to its abdomen.
The fly places her on the ground, and she worms her way over to the bag and puts it in her mouth. She then <whooofs> to the counter and BLEAUGHs the bag on the counter.
"Good proprietor, I know an individual who has these items for immediate front-sale. If you are interested, he is offering these pieces if you think that you can sell them," she smiles.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7258
>>7256
Precisely. The tower is a double-ended one of those.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7259
7298
>>7256
*moves closer to shop inquisitively in stealth, and inspects treasure area*
[use detection]
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7260
7261
>>7257
I don't need money I need...
An object
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7261
7262 7263
The shopkeeper opens the bag, and his eyes pop out of their sockets.
"What are,... where did you,... look at the intricacy of these lines! How on earth did you," he trails off.
Thez giggles. "I know a guy who is unable to market his wares. He's very skilled, only wants to increase his notoriety, and is willing to start a business relationship,... cuz Its me."
"I am certain that these will sell, and at,... my word, these will fetch a king's ransom!"
>>7260
"Wh, what sort of object?" he asks, still fixated on the bag, with all the segments of his goggles applied to the contents.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7262
7264
>>7261
*moves closer, interested*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7263
7264 7265
>>7261
Do you have any expireance with magic?
>i glance at the bag too
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7264
>>7262
>>7263
Because of how he's holding it (he's behind the counter) you can't see inside, but you can tell it is several small objects that are casting a disco-ball, technicolor scatter all across the guy's face.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7265
7267
>>7263
"N, no. I just do designs and crafting. You'd need a mage for that sort of thing, but I can certainly fabricate the pieces if you're looking to make something."
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7266
"Also, if you have uncut stones I can do that too. Not like this guy though,... who the hell made these?"
Thez giggles. "My older brother."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7267
7270
>>7265
Okay, I'll let you know if I need anything
>What other stores are there to visit?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7270
7272 7276
>>7267
Just basic adventuring/sailing wares and stock. I'm all-but positive that we've covered every possible significant variant.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7271
>>7269
Meh, just delete one
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7272
7273 7277
>>7270
is there a butcher in town?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7273
7274
>>7272
Yep
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7274
7275
>>7273
hello, infernuis need 2 bison steaks.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7275
7278
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>>7274
"Okee, ya!" A short woman in a butcher's outfit waddles behind a curtain and produces a big chunk of bison which she <SMACK> tosses down on the counter.
"2 Ya? What kind you want?"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7276
>>7270
>does some meaningless shit while screams about "this fucking computer" are heard from the heavens
Anonymous
/rbwG
?
No.7277
>>7201
>Nihilism
http://youtu.be/b_29yvYpf4w
>>7272
Please no butcher puppy
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7278
7279
>>7275
which kind is good for small dog
*pulls out sparky*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7279
7281
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>>7278
"Livah!" She walks back behind the curtain again. Two distict <SHUUUUNK> sounds can be heard. She walks back in holding a ridiculously oversized cleaver in her hand, and <THWAPS> two large chunks of liver on the counter, easily twice the size of the puppy.
"Two liver. You want else?"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7280
Sparkly skeedles about in excitement. She's an awfully fast little bugger.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7281
>>7279
me was thinking about cooking meal for devil-lady got any suggestions?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7282
7283
"Hart!" she waddles back behind the curtain again. Some ripping sounds can be heard. Still behind the curtain: "Me got two, you want?"
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7283
>>7282
yes please.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7284
7286
"Hokee!" she waddles back, her hands and apron with blood splattered along the surface.
"You want else?"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7285
*holding 2 bloody hearts.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7286
7287 7288
>>7284
3 trump steaks please.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7287
1tdl1kr-640x450.jpg
>>7286
Now that's a fine choice in steaks. She'll sleep with you for sure
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7288
7290
>>7286
"Hokee," she puts the hearts next to the liver, and with an overhand chop much like someone hammering railroad ties, <SHUUUUNKS> through the bison, cutting off 3 yuuuuge, choice steaks.

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7289
7292
While she waits for you to choose something else, she neatly wraps the liver in one package, the hearts in another, and the steaks in yet another.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7290
7291 7293
>>7288
Can I get some ribs?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7291
>>7290
"Hokee," she waddles behind the curtain muttering some jibberish in Chinese.
"What kinna ribs? I got cow, elk, bison!" still from the back.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7292
7294
>>7289
thank you mrs chan. infernuis gotta go cook now.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7293
7295
>>7290
ill murder you if you get beef.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7294
>>7292
"Hokee, u come back!" she yells.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7295
>>7293
I'll take the bison

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7297
"Hokee," she returns from the back still muttering, whacks off a rack from the bison already on the counter.
"You want else?"
Kg5Z2
?
No.7298
7299 7300
[1d20 = 16]
>>7259
forgot to roll

Where are the characters now?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7299
7301 7302
>>7298
Treasure area? I don't follow.
Infernius just left the butcher shop, Torcuil is still inside, Trump IDK, Thez is discussing terms with the jeweler, and Tracy is,....
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7300
058366b0_d5fa_de85_4b98_d52b144ee63f.jpg
>>7298
Trumpaladin is out meeting with representatives of the metallurgy industry, of course
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7301
7303
>>7299
I hate having to work on weekends...
I was going to investigate where the Werrats' nest was, but now...
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7302
>>7299
Did I detect anything in the shop?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7303
7304
>>7301
I see. Well, with that die roll all you can find out is that its somewhere along the roads. They had their own wagon that would periodically take all the available wealth and leave with it. They kept to themselves and never divulged anything to anyone. You're gonna have to do some Carmen Sandiego shit to find that place. Clues in the shop? No.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7304
7305
>>7303
Playing as a hoers give me the "Scent" ability: does that add anything to my roll?