Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
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tell theses tards im not in a cast.
>>7051>420 idNice
But you are still in a fucking cast
>>7051It's okay, with crutches you can still walk
>>7050>grease fireThat would be bad.
"Greetings grand human. I can tell upon your arrival that you are the ones we seek. We detected energetic disturbances in this area, and upon detection we were informed that not only had George Soros reared his vile personage, but that he had been utterly BTFO. None have managed to do such a thing, and yet you have. Tell me, who are you?"
>>7057>grease fireWhy, why didn't I think of this
>>7057"I am Trumpaladin the mighty, defender of Port Barry"
>>7059Lenos keks at the mention of grease fire.
>>7062"How came you the means to accomplish such a task, in the face of so vile and wicked a face of (((him)))?"
>>7064See pic related
>>7065"A combination of hubris on his part, my own might and bravery, and the support of my team"
>>7060I can fix this
Gm, can I use magic to rip off legs?
>>7071Where was he during the incident earlier?
>>7072He was probably watching Infernius hurt himself, like the rest of us.
So, How am I doin at the dias?
>>7075GM pls settle this. im not in leg casts am i?
But seriously, how do we get down (under implication that other members care, although Tracy doesn't give a clop)?
>>7078Just piloting the ship to the ground
>>7076Yes, right. You complete the second, and the third incantation required to create the magneto rod successfully.
>>7077No, you cast cure moderate.
>>7078There's a rope that you can direct-travel if you don't give me the opportunity to fuck with you.
>>7081>yaysAre we still getting ballista-ed
>>7066trump is kind of a dick,cat people.
>>7086I thought you were walking towards Sechs?
>>7083Tracy, can I borrow a knife for a quick sec?
>>7085Thats what you get for breaking your legs
>>7084*makes sure edges are keen*
*peers down at mass of townsfolk, infernius, and the cats*
>>7087"... sh.. should we go after him?"
>>7088>*offers least desirable knife in collection* (but offers nontheless) >>7090I guess Trumpaladin is at a different location than the others, the other having repelled down (or fell down) near Sechs, while Trumpaladin has piloted the vehicle down near the cats to meet them
*charges chi, impatiently waiting for GM*
Everyone's down at the ground w/ the cats except Torcuil, who finished his rod. Kek.
The lead cat continues.
"I apologize for my rudeness. I am Remorh, the leader of the Guardinal brigade. We wish to," and is cut off.
"This one. He has Football," she says.
Part giant lion and part dragon, the creature has a pair of small brass-colored wings sprouting from its shoulders. It is covered with brass-colored scales.
>>7095Sense for evil and or need of a football
>>7094sorry, had to reboot>>7096Resplendently good. "I have been tasked to aid in the spread of Football in this dimension. These here are my squadron, tasked with different dimensions. The magnificent return of Football has been felt throughout the outer realms. I wish to aid you in your quest."
>>7095It was only a matter of time until someone made that joke