Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
>>7201infernuis want to say i sorry for the other day, me just want to help. and maybe me can help with quest somehow.
>tfw u forgot about pony again, after missing movie night>>7198Yes. You immediately gain in your Bluff, Diplomacy, Sense Motive, and Gather information.
You may choose 3 powers from the list
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Psion/Wilder_Powers>>7199>spellsCuz she's a spellcaster? o_O
>enchanted itemsThere are knick-knackey stores, I'll roll up to see what they have.
>specialized weaponsYou guys raided the weapons shop Xp
>fortunesUhhhhhhhhh
>tailorThe tailor
>QuestsHmmmmm, you just gave me ideas/opportunities
>NPC'sJust peasants (like, a wagon driver if you wanted)
>>7203while we are on whats in town.is there a pet shop?
>>7204Yes, yes there is. I suppose there ARE NPCs
>>7203>casterNo, I was meaning if she wanted to have a spell cast by someone else (there's mages for hire in Equestria, so the idea wouldn't be alien to her).
>>7199I'm gonna have to go through all the threads and make some kind of index. I know you had Barding made, using the Hydra Hide, yes?
>>7206Oh. Yeah, there's a store for mage-wares, and they have some scrolls available.
>>7209Sweet. The saddle is quit fetching, with frilly bits of lace at all the right spots, gold and sliver thread and accents run along its surface with intricate leatherwork, all designed to fluidly and aesthetically fit together to match the barding. Tracy, almost looks regal if not for a hint of lewd.
>>7211Seriously. As you exit the shop, Thez (still bundled in bandages and being flown about by her giant fly) gets a nose-bleed
>>7204The pet shop only stocks guard dogs, other then that its mostly geared for wizards (familiar types)
>>7214whats the smallest dog breed they have?
>>7216they're adorable ill take one.
>>7218does the shop owner say anything?
>>7219"Make sure not to step on her, those ones are kinda squishy. Still, they're quick, so you probably won't have a problem."
>>7220infernuis wouldn't step on defenseless pupper. haha you got name?
whats the shopkeeper look like
>>7221He's an overweight bald guy. "Call me Guy."
>>7222tell me guy, you hear of Rockwell?
>>7223"I keep hearing his name. Some of the guys at the pub keep talkin' about him, saying
I should check out that new church."
>>7224you should guy it a good place. (((they))) cant step on that ground.
>>7203precognition,Defense.
catfall. (for obvious reasons)(infernuis now have phobia of falling)
far hand.
>>7227of, course it makes for a good rp experice.
>>7226In addition to those,you also get (Telepath discipline) Charm, Psionic, and Mindlink
>tfw shitposting while carrying a bag of manure, with a chattering baby squirrel on my shoulder
Fug, I'd like to develop this plotline, but I have so much shit to do today...
Can I get a quick rundown of my options at the mage vendors, before I start the dialog later?
>>7231Identify, Enlarge Person, Enlarge Pony, Obscuring Mist, Undetectable Alignment - All lvl 1
Silence - Lvl 2
Dispel Magic - Lvl 3
>>7235Blank ones, but nothing enscribed.
>>7234this fucking squirrel, I swear..!How exactly do scrolls work? Can Barbarians even use them? Would these only work so long as I have the items with me, or would they give me an Alternate Form (I'd assumed the spell I was looking for was advanced, and that it might not be available in the Port)?
>>7236Torcuil buys one for the purpose of memes
Any magic items?
Not weapons but like his ring of jumping
>>7239"Oh, well for something like that you'll want the Jewler's shop. I do have a self-inking quill though."
>>7239I imagine that a Meme Magician's powers could mainly be centered on conjuration, transmutation, and evocation, in that order.
Idk though. It is better to read about it first though.
>>7242The jewler's shop is barren, the shopkeeper scribbling away at designs on a sketch-pad.
"Sorry chum, we're all out of merchandise. (((They))) cleaned us out months ago. I may have to close the place unless we can get new merchandise in."
>>7244He is wearing a magnificent set of segmented goggles, which glitter and sparkle in the light, as he continues to work.
>>7238>>7234Fuck it. I took the scrolls regardless.
>>7244>is walking bu, glumly through town>see this*lurks in the background, in stealth*
>>7246Good of you. Thez (who is following Tracy cuz hawt) happens to take note of the scene and buzzes closer to the building.
"Ooooh, that gives me an idea!" she buzzes back up to Trump tower.
By the way, let the record show that I'm literally trying to meme the next Trump tower into being a Chesterhedron. I'll tell you all why later on.
>>7238Oh right. Scrolls can only be cast by their requisite characters (magic for mages/sorcs/wiz/bards, and divine for clerics, palis, and druids), but because the magic is encoded they can be cast by a character 2 levels lower than ordinary. So, no barbarian sorry.
There is a chance of mishap though. ^_~
>>7248Oh...
*saunters off to tailor's shop and buys a hoodie, because reasons*
Is there any way I can attain an alternate wild shape?>>7249The Rat Folk, remember?