Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
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>>7304Nope, all traces of their passage is long gone by now.
>>7305Tracy takes note, but otherwise gives up on shekel stash.
*returns to pyramid and grinds her kunai in the training room, venting frustration*
Also, where did that Dragonne sleep?
>>7307It hasn't slept yet, not much game time has passed since she joined the party.
>>7307In the luxury apartment at the top of the floating Trump Tower
>>7308Alright.
How exactly does the training room work, meta-wise?
>>7310Every time you successfully use an item, a skill, or whatever, you gain minute amounts of experience in that skill, but no character exp.
Thez buzzes in and heads up to the dais, where the fly sets her down. She begins worming her way around the dais, adjusting things and arranging some of the trinkets and runes and shit strewn about, but it takes her some time cuz she's worming.
>>7311Alright.
What kind of skills can I practice there, furthermore, what do I have at this level of (multi-class)?
>>7312does the dais have a kitchen?
>>7313Well, I don't recall you drinking the blood yet, so not much really.
>>7314Thats in the mess area.
>>7315is there a spice shop in town?
>>7315*pops bottles*
I was going to save this for when I had the Alternate form ability...
Are skills limited by class, or are the train-only skills flexible?
>>7316... yeah,... do you want spices?
>>7317Each class has "class skills" and "cross class skills", the latter taking twice as much time and/or skill points to gain proficiency in. As for the alternate form, don't worry; we'll get to that.
>ywn actually experience a true Trump Steak
y live?
>>7318Strike that, no there is no spice shop. There is however a man-sized spinning tower rack of spices in the mess hall.
>>7320alright i make my way to the mess hall then.
>>7321You successfully climb back up and are now in the mess hall.
If you have a plan in mind, you can just lump what you're planning. With a few exceptions, you can just 'do stuff' if it doesn't involve other players or a questionably difficult action.
>>7322ok so first of all i try and find a small bowl. and then i set it in the corner of the kitchen and put the raw liver in there for sparkly. then i cook a trump brand steak and a heart ans spice it up, then i cook one of the bison steaks.
>>7323>a minotaur cooking bisonOkay. Considering the size of the livers you just acquired, I'll say you put 'part' of 'one' of the livers in a bowl for sparky. As for the others, sure.
For future, assume its an exhaustively stocked kitchen, having whatever resources might be needed. Yukihira Souma would love this kitchen (blatant reference)
>>7326You hear her talking up at the dais. As you approach, you can see her seated and talking to thin air.
"It went perfectly! He agreed to all your conditions. I'll check back with him to learn his progress, and to submit any custom orders, but you may just have saved his entire business!" she goes quiet, as though listening to something you can't hear. "Of course!" silent again.
"Okay, but DON'T put your name all over the damn things, no one wants that shit! Do that weird crystalline surface you showed me! Yeah,... I don't care if its time consuming, you want them to sell right?" she admonishes. "Okay, fine print only. Sounds good, I'll keep you posted." she seems to finish whatever she's looking at/hearing.
>>7329>>7327*Paladin ears perk up at the mention of "business," "sell," and "order."*
>>7318Kunai aren't unlike darts, so I guess I'll use them to build Concentration.
As for Rage-related feats (the thing I really wanted out of the Barbarian class), is that really practical in the training room?
Should I go innawoods and start genociding the local wildlife?>>7328>8-ft tall Red Minotaur having stealth >>7332K. When you said "pops bottles", did you mean drink them as well?
>>7328kek
I decide to practice with my new rod
>>7334Remember, magnetics only (you could have made a rod of telepathy, but you were specific. Xp)
>>7333Am I in privacy? I'm about to go out innawoods anyway.
Yes. >>7335"Nope! I just completed a side-quest! Did you want something?"
>>7337Oh, my bad. Tracy's brain feels like its on fire. Like there is something burrowing into her skull (there isn't, but thats the sensation). You involuntarily start screaming and hitting your own face.
[1d20 = 5]>>7336>implying im going to regret thisI follow tracy at a distance
Roll for stealth
>>7339Tracy starts flippin' out.
Fug
>runs while protecting haggis
>>7338>>7340*Downs regeneration potion to get even more wasted
with a small taste of moon sugar*
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuck -~FUCK!!!"
>>7338infernuis have surprise in mess hall, come see.
Well, I'm going after Thez to get to the bottom of this business deal. I can sense business deals from miles away
>>7344Thez gets a strange look on her face, "A surprise? What KIND of surprise?"
At this point is when Tracy starts flipping out. Anyone in the pyramid can hear it.
>>7343... actually, that was a really good move. You regain full control of your body movements, but it feels like your insides are shifting. I'm talking bones, muscles, brain,... the whole works.
>>7347The safest place would be the main rooms.
[1d100 = 85]>>7349Roll for levitation height to get into the tower
(1-100)
Can I train for autohypnosis later?>>7348"WHY IS THERE NO HOLE IN THIS WALL?!"
*kicks hole in wall*
>is still burning up*leaves pyramid for fresh air*
*blindly runs into the woods, shrieking like a banshee*
>>7350This is all going on in the tower I thought.
>>7351K, Tracy is there wide-eyed, and looking a smidge crazier than usual. Her eyes are bloodshot (using latest ep as visual inspiration) and her posture is a bit more bestial than usual. Also, her hair is disheveled. She just got control of herself, though occasionally jerks like she's Michael J Fox.
>>7348i bring thez to the mess hall.
>>7351
>pretending his haggis wasn't stirred