Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
>>8217Points acknowledged. I'll try to type out more next time, when I'm more sober.
Most of those "not the first time" references came from multiple different fanfictions and artworks, tbqh desu sempai. She's a meme-OC>>8215Employing Disguise skill
>rolls in dirt to change pastel coat to brown-ish>covers up cutie mark>"Neigh!"*proceeds along the side of the path in stealth*
>rape
>>8220GM came back, Thez suggested that Tracy's situation was much, much worse than expected, and she could be a puppet of George Soros because of demon influence. Tracy tried to escape, and after a fight was moderately successful. Then, Trump heroically tried to liberate Tracy from Soros's influence by the only means available to him, and seems to have succeeded. Afterwards, Inferius conspired to commit genocide with Sechs and Tracy went for a walk in the woods the next morning
>>8221Can I get something I didn't know?
>>8223Thanks
>honorary Broncos MVPSo GM, what metal did I get?
>>8220Everyone got laid, except for you.
Sorry, was going back over things.
Thez did say that control was a "worst case" scenario, and she was referring to how demons and/or devils can entirely control the weakest of their underlings directly. I suppose the fault is mine, but it was in character for Thez to say so, because she has seen/experienced it.
>>8224You requested mythril, correct?
>>8228Thez, apparently turned on by Trump's ingenuity and heroism, decided to have sex with Inferius, who was present and a previous interest
>>8232No, she also detected the food back at the tower at one point, but shit was real so she couldn't stop.
I have one question before continuing. Where EXACTLY is Tracy?
>>8232>reee>>8231Yes, but they said they where out, so i requested the hardest shit they had
[2d20 = 2]>>8222I mean, I know she's out and about and disguised, but I'm kinda shaky on where she is at the moment, cuz stuff is about to happen.
>>8228Thez gave him a chance: he wasn't very good at it.
See
>>8222*is walking towards box town, on the side of the trail, disguised and in stealth*
>>8236>snake eyesWtf did you do to me?!
>>8235In bar quantity, there is cold iron (its better than steel). There's lots of that.
>>8238Those weren't for you.
You hear a distinct <CRACK> sound, and in the direction of Port Barry but well outside now stand 7 golden centaurs. They begin milling about, analyzing, and using detection spells. Which failed miserably.
>>8242They are completely oblivious to you or anyone around them in fact, so shitty were their dice rolls.
The rest of the party is either in Port Barry, or in Trump Tower, at their discretion.
>>8245I was told a rod of metal was thrown at my head
[3d20 = 34]>>8243Employ "Gather Information" and "Spot (read lips)", and "Sense Motive" on said individuals, for maximum eavesdropping (in stealth), to extract info.
>>8245im in the tower. am i still asleep?
>>8246Did I? I'm gonna have to stay sober for game night, this is just silly. Okkay, gimme a minute to sift through all the posts
>>8248You tell me. its daytime, so I assume no
>>8251yea im in the mess hall then making breakfast for everyone.
>>8247Okay. Gather information is more of a descriptive skill, to determine if the character can learn useful tidbits (like, "I'm gathering information from the locals at the pub") from otherwise mundane interactions. It doesn't apply in this case. The others:
As you take a closer look, you can see that they're not quite centaurs, as they have sheet-white skin which is covered by armor that covers their torso and horse-body (a mix of armor and barding). Also, their faces are more like blank masks, with sounds uttered from them but no motion of the jaws.
20 (fug). They're looking for Thez.
They cast 3 more spells, and the third one to cast calls to the others (his voice sounds like Soundwave from Transformers): RESIDUAL ENERGY DETECTED. BEGINNING PERIMETER SWEEP.
They head off toward the quarantine area.
Meanwhile in Trump tower, Infernius is playing housewife(?) and Thez is refitting herself with her girdle, appearing essentially (though not entirely) healed from her fight with Lenos. Apparently sex has a restorative effect on her.
>>8257Just teasing. Xp
>>8246Yes, it is a rod. Its cold iron. Xp
>>8245Trumpaladin should probably go check on Sech's thoughts for the new Trump-mahal Casino.
Also, can Paladins own and operate casinos, or is that out side of their realm of acceptable behavior. I'm pretty sure the rape last night was justified, but I'm less sure about a casino
>>8258But don't worry, you're about to get a whole lot more better shit.
[2d20 = 13]>>8253Search and Spot down the road, towards the box town.
>Is that the direction where they came from?>Are there more coming?*advances extra furtively in stealth, along the path*
>>8259Sure. Trump isn't exactly a perfect paladin, but I've long thought that paladins ought to represent their deity, and there are plenty of deities that deserve a paragon of some sort.
>1207 replies
This bread is getting kind of stale (not that I mind though.
>>8261No, they literally sprung out of thin air.
>>8266What do I see in the direction towards the town?
Have the peasants on the road reacted?
*looks on at the weird centaur-things in stealth*