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>Game threadThis is number 10. If you've looked at /vx/ for more than a minute, you've probably noticed a trend.
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>>6805Also, what's the other half of her?
>>6660Also, following on non-weapon character items. I'd just like to clarify that Tracy only came into the game with her dog-collar and ambiguous "knife collection" (I was hoping to pass that off as a quiver of efficiency, if possible)
>>6805Drink it pretty much, its not really an effective poison, I'm just using it as a catalyst for you to go all ghost rider.
>>6806Gray dwarf/grey elf
>>6807Thats fine. Thez has one too.
>>6808Is there anything else I should know, meta-wise, if I want to go towards the ghost rider path? I want to creep towards it whilst staying in character.
I was thinking it would be just like having an Alternate Form Nightmare shape, with a couple Balor-like traits.
I'm also trying to attain the Paladin's Mount class.>>6807Does my cutie mark count as a character-item? I noticed that brands/tattoos appear to have effects in some versions.
>>6809It won't be an immediate <boom she's ghost-rider> and it'll simply be replacing character traits as she goes along.
You're serious about this? You realize he has to WANT to have you as a mount for it to happen,... also you'll need to be bigger for it to work. I'll put thought into it though.
Another good question, and another thing Thez has (indicating familiarity with the concept). If it does, I don't know that she would necessarily be aware of it, but why not?
>>6808I just think of Thez as the snake lady. Some sort of evil remnant of something older that God allows to live because of her utility in a greater purpose
>>6811Thats fitting, as a paladin you can tell (not just on sight) that she IS evil, but though she's evil she tends to kill evil things because they don't know how to act.
>>6810>You're serious about this?Tracy came into this game with one motive: she'll be on this Ride donec mors nos separaverit.
>>6812>she tends to kill evil things because they don't know how to act.So by that, you mean she's Lawful Evil, like most Pit Fiends?
>>6814Yep, though she follows the laws of power, not that of man or beast.
>>6815Can I get a redpill on alignments? How relevant are they in this game?
>>6816Normally, they're essential qualifiers that can have serious experience and roleplaying consequences for acting outside of. For example, Trump should have had negative experience for kiking the kikes that one time, but I find such rigidity to detract from gameplay.
Lawful means orderly/structured, Chaos being antithetical
Good means community-socially behavioral, evil being more individual/selfish. Neutral is always the gray area.
It also determines what cleric/mage spells are available to a player, as well as what they're weak/susceptible to, and certain items are alignment specific.
>>6817>I find such rigidity to detract from gameplay.This. I say we'd best mostly ignore it, except for instances of meme-tier consensus. Setting in stone differences between good and evil would just generate bullshit on a politics board.
>>6817>killing the likes that one timeTrumpaladin pushed one out of a window, and I guess directed Tourcil to do things, but otherwise intentionally avoided harming the rats. If they are an ally - the greatest ally - of the greatest nation, how can it be acceptable to harm them?
>>6820I said 'kiking' not 'killing'. I'm talking about the check-fraud
>>6819>ignoring good and evilEvil is for killing, good is for protecting
>>6821Um... Yeah... (I swear that had at least a 50% chance of being real money though)
>>6819The only real consideration is things like circles of protection axiomatic spells (blasphemy, Football, etc.). Since infernius is chaotic, he's immune to the word of chaos, but is weak against the Law. Thez is weak against Football (if the user is powerful enough) but immune to Blasphemy, etc.
>>6822Fair point; we all pretty much understand the difference. I was mostly referring to political areas: those shouldn't have that drastic affects on stats, unless the message is clear.
>>6824Where do truncated icosahedrons fall on that scale? Lawful Evil, I assume? >>6826Symmetrical polygons are lawful, no good/evil
>>6828Oh that. Yes, lawful evil
>>6827If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that's evil, and must be exterminated
Are we going to play today or tomorrow?
Planning on today if everyone is available, but tomorrow is the "official". I may get distracted by bovie-knide, but I've got enough shit to throw at you include
So I know Tracy is here, having just engaged in virtual divegrass after curiously (almost freudian) asking about, what was it, truncated,... god dammit,... icosahedrons. Trump is also likely here. That leaves IT, being Infernius and Torcuil,... unless.
>>6766>in the tulpa threadI believe my sides are passing neptune as we speak
>>6777Fug u
>>6836... nothing. Seriously though, thanks for the mention, I hadn't looked into that thread/archive since it happened, and it was most magical (both times)
>>6837>was>implying the ride ever endsIt's still up:
>>114 →Also, just in case Infernius's faggot doesn't show up, is he in the stables where I am?
>>6837I didn't realize mlpol had a tulpa thread
I thought you meant one on mlp
>reads >>6838Not the thread I was talking about, I was talking about
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/thread/174328/ >>6840>closes threadI would like to keep waat little sanity I still have thanks
>>6843That's not ALWAYS what happens, for me its special circumstances. Though, I imagine you interpret that thread differently than I do.
>looking @ the archive for the first time since it habbened, having spent 6 mos bathing in hoers n pussy
FFS fam, I'm lit. crying. Hiro will pay in blood.
>>6844Nah, I saw the bitch that had it go wayyyyyy to far
TL;DR he had the whole mane6 "raping him">>6845Whose ready to binge?
>>6844>>6843They say it can be pretty dangerous to have one, let alone several.
I remember a greentext about one fool who got so greedy he let his tulpas outnumber him: they conspired against him, and brutally >raped him.
>>6847Depending on the individual, I could agree. If we're gauging 'a particular set of posts' I would say that 'they' have had time to determine differing circumstances. Is this rly the thread for this?
"Shut up, the only thing you've blown up is the faggot."
Tl:dr I can state w/ certainty that I only have and have ever had is Thez, the other is something else
inb4 what did he mean by this? So where's everyone at? Last chance
>>6851im in lennoses room still.
>>6851I am dead
Totally not posting, just dead
>characterTrying to figure out how to enchant
>>6853Starting with,....
So you and Lenos have a long and lengthy conversation about forging. He is surprised that you
actually want to learn, he's only dealt with "make me stuff" types. He agrees to show you shit, but you owe him a 'favor'.
>>6854Dead in the sense that Torcuil's faggot is exhausted and doesn't want to throw in on a protracted situation?
>>6858W/e, mine's better
>>6860Just checking,... technically its ur fault Thez had to say that ugly phrase (a simple dispel magic would've changed the outcome significantly)
>>6862Now you're talking.
>>6526>>6520Where do we go from here?
Also, this thread has hit bump limit.
>>6865Pray to the fuhrer for a sign.
>>6867I assumed Trollestia was about to say something.
[1d20 = 2]
Dammit. Anyway, I threw out the "where are you" to see if anyone wanted to be anywhere OTHER than where they are or where I'm gonna put them.
Trump, through partnership with the city-folk has somehow(?) put a giant TRUMP on the side of the floating crystal. I don't know. He's beaming, coming out of his room (which didn't explode cuz Lenos is indisposed ATM)
Tracy is,...sharpening blades in the mess hall. And Torcuil is busy scribbling notes and diagrams down.
>>6870Rooooooooooooooooooo
What did the white bitch say?! Why did she shapeshift into ponimaru?!
Infernius, having reached a successful arrangement with Lenos technically has first move.
>>6871'Cuz she's a troll
>>6872Ant-queen fight
>>6872she had to use blasphemy.
>>6873i cast heal serious wounds on lennos.
>>6875Trollestia illusioned as ponymaru to fuck with anyone who went into the stables. Tracy rolled right and discovered the ruse, but NO ONE ELSE HAS XP
>>6877And so.. I'm still sitting on the real ponimaru, and Trollestia is just staring at me with a troll face..?
What now? Does she have a punchline?
>>6876"Hmmmrrr! Mrrrfrrrf,..." he stops and spends the next few minutes breaking out of the body-cast.
"Hey, that was pretty decent of you. Alright, I'll show you around the forge," he says while pulling his leg out of a sleeve. He's nowhere FULLY healed, but he's a hell of a lot better than he was.
>>6879True, thank you. Tracy and Infernius know, but neither Torcuil or Trump.
Speaking of Tracy, she awakes from a most restful sleep on top of Ponimaru
Not fully on top, theres a pile of hay in between, but somehow he hasn't moved
So who wants to answer?
How do I enchant?
I've been askin for a while now
>>6882i thought the goal was to >Rape?
>>6885What if I felt like talking?
>>6882>thinking that laying Tracy's sweet ass on his face will bother him>>6883After pouring through books and materials, Torcuil is able (unless fail) to put together the necessary diagrams which with use of the dais should achieve his intended goals.
>>6887Did Trollestia have anything to say or not?
>>6889"To whom? You seemed to enjoy sitting on his face...."
she's eating a bannana
>still waiting to see evidence of Trump b4
>>6891>bananaDammit. I will not have you be less original than me.
*pretends to be surprised*
"Who?"
>>6893>less originalI could throw an owl in the mix.
"Oh nothing, I just thought you spent the night with your nethers all over that pussy-assed colt's face. My mistake," she sys with a wink
>>6894>spent the nightHow much time has passed since the last game? I was under the impression that it was a cliffhanger.
>>6895If not, you guys have spent three days without sleep. I did mention
>>6896I'm starting to get really confused here...
It thought it went
>i come in>i act smug at the fake ponimaru>I lay down>fake ponimaru reveals herself as Trollestia>we're staring at eachother, waiting for the next line>cliffhangerWtf happened in the mean time, if time passed by?
>>6897U fell asleep. Recognize, at no point did anyone say "I'm resting" (except Thez, sometimes implicitly sometimes 'explicitly')
And how are you gonna argue against having rested after divegrass? Xp
>>6899... Was she just standing there all night still staring at me? My character wouldn't have just fallen asleep with her watching..
What has the ninja been doing?
>>6900savoring Nothing, he has somehow managed to stay still the entire time you slept. Trollestia slept for a bit, but you missed it.
>tfw you gotta re-write all six of your action plans for the sake of staying in character
Roooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>6904Cry me a river, its cuz of your jaunt into left-left field that Trollestia is even HERE
>>6905I thought exploring the area would help the other characters....
Give me a few minutes....
>>6911Trumpaladin comes in and steals Trollestia like a football, or in the alternative, tackles Tourcil
>>6908At the moment, nothing (CUZ WHERE IS TRUMP)
>>6910kek
Infernius is in the ward, Lenos is up and about. Thez is being flown around by her retrieved fly, looking more like a cartoon-ish bundle of wrappings than a person except for her face. Tracy just got up off ponimaru and
>>6911You enter the stables to find Tracy standing over a pile of hay. Trollestia is there, nomming on a banana
>>6912*teleports behind you and straddles your back*
"Good morning, Flashy!"
>>6916Well played!
Alright since Trump finally appeared and everyone is on-board the TRUMP tower-crystal-thing,... a <whudddd> can be heard from outside
>>6919With all the might of a quarterback Trumpaladin barrels towards Tourcil and Trollestia
>>6919Never say "something" to a GM. I could make you dance a jig with that description.
>>6922"Gets tackled" is something
>>6920>*holds onto you, with all trhe weight of a full grown hoers*"Did you sleep well last night?"
Tracy opportunistically clings to Trump, preventing him from getting a successful hold on TF (trollface), the two of them rolling over a pile of hay and hitting the wall.
Btw, its a very sophisticated and shiny stable, more resembling a sectioned off medical area than a stable. Still, there's lots of hay so what the hey?
>>6926We're going to have to keep Tracy at pony size
>>6930>*straddles your torso on top of you, staring into your face*The new tower decorations look spectacular, ~Flashy.." *lewd breaths*
>>6931"Vanderiem, I summon thee!"
>>6935Pretty sure that means you get hit, by the handle if you are lucky, by a flying Vanderiem. That, or you kiss Vanderiem
Okay, so Trump attempts to barrel into both Tracy and TF, except he miscalculates Tracy's tenacity as she wraps herself around him, the both tumbling to the floor.
>>6934"Whaddya think ah am, sum fookin Gold? Pull me outta the flaggin scabbard ye twit!"
Another <whuddd> can be heard from outside.
>>6937Thats exactly what it means. Tracy face-pommels.
>>6939[blueballed hoers noises internally]
>>6938"Oh, right."
Trumpaladin, who apparently has Vanderiem on him, pulls Vanderiem out and whacks Tracy in the face with the non-slicy side
>>6942"Get out of my face you damned horse"
Trump removes himself from under the blue horse
Thez buzzes, or rather is buzzed, in by the fly.
"Um, you guys,... theres,... what ARE you doing?"
>>6943>Implying you could escape twelve hundred pounds of pure sex straddling your chestTracy politely shifts to allow Flashy to move out from under her.
>>6945As you step out of the stable, you see a ballista bolt <whudddd> off the now-Trump tower. Apparently the people of Port Barry have modified one of the ballistas for elevation.
>>6944"Some damned blue horse attacked me" Trump yells
>>6946You fell asleep and the magic wore off. You're pony sized again.
>>6949You could've said that earlier...
>>6950She's a big mare.
>>6947I swear, If i get hit...
TRUMP, I made Tracy sexy, is that not enough?
Meanwhile, Infernius has been fugged by meme-ops. I don't have the meme handy, but you know.
>>6953Is she still sexy though? What is Tracy supposed to look like now. Also why the hell would the people of Port Barry not clearly recognize the Tower or the name on it?
>>6955>trusting piratesThat faggot had better have finished my saddle..!
>>6955Well yes she's sexy, but she looks normal again (duration spell).
>>6957Uh... Should we replay all of that? Because that's a radically different set of facts that certainly would have changed the outcome of that scenario
>homepage is so raped, its all Game
>>6957I am going to desire the ability to turn into a regular mare in the future,
if I'm going to pull-off this mount gig.>>6958Let's just leave it at alternative facts.
>>6933was i breaking the rules in some way?
>>6960Well, since Torcuil didn't specify the spell/magic he was using on Tracy, and since
iirc he mentioned changing her appearance (which means illusion Xp), then the spell used to make Tracy into Fleur de Lis was a temporary illusion.
>>6961No, that was a jibe about how you were distracted. Carry on ^_~
>>6962I was more referring to the events of the night...
*twitches pony ears* "What was that sound?"
>>6962I used the transformation spell on my meta staff, i clairfyed
>>6965Yes, but you had expended all the Polymorph transformations, all that is left is illusions (to achieve your desired outcome that is)
>>6966As you are walking by, and as
>>6965 stand there, yet another ballista bolt bounces off the same area of the tower. Its a low spot, and could not possibly harm anyone, but they keep shooting that spot.
[1d20 = 10]>>6968I'm about as big as a war pony, right?
*walks towards source of thud*
roll for distanced detection
>>6969"I know what that means. Run for the control room"
Trump goes to the control room, or at least any location with a view point
[1d20 = 8]
What do i detect?
From the front of the pyramid, the whole party can see that there isn't much going on at Port Barry. People mill about the streets, and everything seems chill. Still, they ARE shooting at you, though Sechs is next to the firing ballista and is waving his arms.
>>6972Magically? No. You've researched how to do it, but you haven't done it. I told you, making magic items is a particular process.
>>6974Who is Sechs?
Trumpaladin, assuming he's reached a window, looks to the part of the tower where the ballistas have been aiming
>>6976Sechs Vierseiben (lit, german for 6 4 7,... he's peasant #647 exceot he took the lead after the rats were killed and is the go-between for the party and the city)
>>6977 >>6984What would he even hear? Angry horse noises? From inside of a thick concrete structure 1000+ feet away?
>>6985I didn't think he would...
>>6984No, the tower is hovering well over the ground. He sees that the party sees him and stops waving, but no he can't hear you.
>>6985More like 100, but yeah.
Thez is buzzed in to watch.
"It looks like they're trying to get our attention!" she offers/
>>6987Trump thinks he knows why. He continues to look for a way to view the spot where they were aiming
>>6987i go to where i climbed up at
(is my grappling line still there?)
>>6988It appears they were hitting the bottom of the tower, well away from any of the entrances. Also since the party has been seen, the firing stops.
>>6990"Well that's bizarre"
He looks now instead over Port Barry
>>6989>going to meet themIf they went as far as to shoot at us to get our attention, what they need us for is more urgent and important than can wait until we have landed
I know you all just shared in that moment
[15d6+4 = 50]
Well, its 1d6 for every 6' OVER 6' so,...
>fucking ... math
[1d4 = 1]>>7004Your legs are broken, but you're still alive. Some useless peasants run over to poke at you, checking if you're alive and injuring you in the process.
>>7005i cast cure moderate wounds
[2d8+10 = 20]
Not badly, its just pain. They mutter to themselves "We should probably get Sechs?" "Oh lets go and get Sechs," "Oh yes, Sechs", and they wander off to get Sechs."
>cast, legs are serviceable but u still hurt
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to see if Trump sees anything out the window. Aside from a Minotaur hurting himself