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Anonymous
ZnRD0
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No.6375
6379 6600
Previous bread is lagging my browser so I bakeded; Deal.
>Game thread
This is number 10. If you've looked at /vx/ for more than a minute, you've probably noticed a trend.
Previous: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/5695.html#6373

437 replies and 65 files omitted.
Anonymous
7O+Sp
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No.6806
6808
>>6805
Also, what's the other half of her?
Anonymous
7O+Sp
?
No.6807
6808 6809
>>6660
Also, following on non-weapon character items. I'd just like to clarify that Tracy only came into the game with her dog-collar and ambiguous "knife collection" (I was hoping to pass that off as a quiver of efficiency, if possible)
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6808
6809 6811
>>6805
Drink it pretty much, its not really an effective poison, I'm just using it as a catalyst for you to go all ghost rider.
>>6806
Gray dwarf/grey elf
>>6807
Thats fine. Thez has one too.
Anonymous
7O+Sp
?
No.6809
6810
>>6808
Is there anything else I should know, meta-wise, if I want to go towards the ghost rider path? I want to creep towards it whilst staying in character.
I was thinking it would be just like having an Alternate Form Nightmare shape, with a couple Balor-like traits.
I'm also trying to attain the Paladin's Mount class.
>>6807
Does my cutie mark count as a character-item? I noticed that brands/tattoos appear to have effects in some versions.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6810
6813
>>6809
It won't be an immediate <boom she's ghost-rider> and it'll simply be replacing character traits as she goes along.
You're serious about this? You realize he has to WANT to have you as a mount for it to happen,... also you'll need to be bigger for it to work. I'll put thought into it though.
Another good question, and another thing Thez has (indicating familiarity with the concept). If it does, I don't know that she would necessarily be aware of it, but why not?
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6811
6812
>>6808
I just think of Thez as the snake lady. Some sort of evil remnant of something older that God allows to live because of her utility in a greater purpose
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6812
6814
>>6811
Thats fitting, as a paladin you can tell (not just on sight) that she IS evil, but though she's evil she tends to kill evil things because they don't know how to act.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6813
>>6810
>You're serious about this?
Tracy came into this game with one motive: she'll be on this Ride donec mors nos separaverit.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6814
6815
>>6812
>she tends to kill evil things because they don't know how to act.
So by that, you mean she's Lawful Evil, like most Pit Fiends?

Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6815
6816
>>6814
Yep, though she follows the laws of power, not that of man or beast.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6816
6817
>>6815
Can I get a redpill on alignments? How relevant are they in this game?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6817
6819 6820
>>6816
Normally, they're essential qualifiers that can have serious experience and roleplaying consequences for acting outside of. For example, Trump should have had negative experience for kiking the kikes that one time, but I find such rigidity to detract from gameplay.
Lawful means orderly/structured, Chaos being antithetical
Good means community-socially behavioral, evil being more individual/selfish. Neutral is always the gray area.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6818
It also determines what cleric/mage spells are available to a player, as well as what they're weak/susceptible to, and certain items are alignment specific.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6819
6822 6824
>>6817
>I find such rigidity to detract from gameplay.
This. I say we'd best mostly ignore it, except for instances of meme-tier consensus. Setting in stone differences between good and evil would just generate bullshit on a politics board.
Anonymous
tuo5x
?
No.6820
6821
>>6817
>killing the likes that one time
Trumpaladin pushed one out of a window, and I guess directed Tourcil to do things, but otherwise intentionally avoided harming the rats. If they are an ally - the greatest ally - of the greatest nation, how can it be acceptable to harm them?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6821
6823
>>6820
I said 'kiking' not 'killing'. I'm talking about the check-fraud
Anonymous
tuo5x
?
No.6822
6826
image.jpeg
>>6819
>ignoring good and evil
Evil is for killing, good is for protecting
Anonymous
tuo5x
?
No.6823
>>6821
Um... Yeah... (I swear that had at least a 50% chance of being real money though)
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6824
6825 6826
>>6819
The only real consideration is things like circles of protection axiomatic spells (blasphemy, Football, etc.). Since infernius is chaotic, he's immune to the word of chaos, but is weak against the Law. Thez is weak against Football (if the user is powerful enough) but immune to Blasphemy, etc.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6825
>>6824
*and
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6826
6827
>>6822
Fair point; we all pretty much understand the difference. I was mostly referring to political areas: those shouldn't have that drastic affects on stats, unless the message is clear.
>>6824
Where do truncated icosahedrons fall on that scale? Lawful Evil, I assume?

Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6827
6828 6830
>>6826
Symmetrical polygons are lawful, no good/evil
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6828
6829
>>6827
It is the most corrupt, globalist sport in the world, but whatever you say..
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6829
>>6828
Oh that. Yes, lawful evil
Anonymous
tuo5x
?
No.6830
>>6827
If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that's evil, and must be exterminated
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6831
Are we going to play today or tomorrow?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6832
Planning on today if everyone is available, but tomorrow is the "official". I may get distracted by bovie-knide, but I've got enough shit to throw at you include
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6833
So I know Tracy is here, having just engaged in virtual divegrass after curiously (almost freudian) asking about, what was it, truncated,... god dammit,... icosahedrons. Trump is also likely here. That leaves IT, being Infernius and Torcuil,... unless.
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6834
6835
>>6766
>in the tulpa thread
I believe my sides are passing neptune as we speak
>>6777
Fug u

Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6835
6836
>>6834
God dammit, no spoilers
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6836
6837
>>6835
?????????????
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6837
6838 6839
>>6836
... nothing. Seriously though, thanks for the mention, I hadn't looked into that thread/archive since it happened, and it was most magical (both times)
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6838
6840
>>6837
>was
>implying the ride ever ends
It's still up: >>114 →

Also, just in case Infernius's faggot doesn't show up, is he in the stables where I am?
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6839
>>6837
I didn't realize mlpol had a tulpa thread
I thought you meant one on mlp
>reads
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6840
6841 6843
>>6838
Not the thread I was talking about, I was talking about https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/thread/174328/

Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6841
6842
1491165792966.png
1491166289678.png
>>6840
>dem reaction images
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6842
>>6841
It IS pretty obvious
>blushes
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6843
6844 6847
>>6840
>closes thread
I would like to keep waat little sanity I still have thanks
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6844
6846 6847
>>6843
That's not ALWAYS what happens, for me its special circumstances. Though, I imagine you interpret that thread differently than I do.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6845
6846
>looking @ the archive for the first time since it habbened, having spent 6 mos bathing in hoers n pussy
FFS fam, I'm lit. crying. Hiro will pay in blood.
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6846
>>6844
Nah, I saw the bitch that had it go wayyyyyy to far
TL;DR he had the whole mane6 "raping him"
>>6845
Whose ready to binge?

Anonymous
7O+Sp
?
No.6847
6849
fBySV9g.png
>>6844
>>6843
They say it can be pretty dangerous to have one, let alone several.
I remember a greentext about one fool who got so greedy he let his tulpas outnumber him: they conspired against him, and brutally >raped him.
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6848
6850
am here.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6849
>>6847
Depending on the individual, I could agree. If we're gauging 'a particular set of posts' I would say that 'they' have had time to determine differing circumstances. Is this rly the thread for this?
"Shut up, the only thing you've blown up is the faggot."
Tl:dr I can state w/ certainty that I only have and have ever had is Thez, the other is something else
inb4 what did he mean by this?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6850
>>6848
>book-flipping intensifies
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6851
6853 6854 6857
So where's everyone at? Last chance
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6852
6855 6858
Suggested audio
https://youtu.be/-npBowNYDfg
BTW Tracy, I hear you guys won Xp
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6853
6859
>>6851
im in lennoses room still.
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6854
6859
>>6851
I am dead
Totally not posting, just dead
>character
Trying to figure out how to enchant
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6855
>>6852
>he dosent post the video version.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6857
>>6851
Present
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6858
6859 6860
>>6852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNuYGxMV-xQ
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6859
6860 6861
>>6853
Starting with,....
So you and Lenos have a long and lengthy conversation about forging. He is surprised that you actually want to learn, he's only dealt with "make me stuff" types. He agrees to show you shit, but you owe him a 'favor'.
>>6854
Dead in the sense that Torcuil's faggot is exhausted and doesn't want to throw in on a protracted situation?
>>6858
W/e, mine's better
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6860
6862 6864
>>6859
>i meant irl joke
>>6858
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
>not posting mlpol theme
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6861
>>6859
that fare.
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6862
6863 6864
>>6860
>not wanting to join the cybernazi division.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRQ6fAtHXXQ
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6863
>>6862
>implying I havent
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6864
6872
>>6860
Just checking,... technically its ur fault Thez had to say that ugly phrase (a simple dispel magic would've changed the outcome significantly)
>>6862
Now you're talking.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6865
6867 6868
>>6526
>>6520
Where do we go from here?
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6866
Also, this thread has hit bump limit.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6867
6869
>>6865
Football
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6868
>>6865
Pray to the fuhrer for a sign.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6869
>>6867
I assumed Trollestia was about to say something.
lfCvf
?
No.6870
6871
[1d20 = 2]
Dammit. Anyway, I threw out the "where are you" to see if anyone wanted to be anywhere OTHER than where they are or where I'm gonna put them.

Trump, through partnership with the city-folk has somehow(?) put a giant TRUMP on the side of the floating crystal. I don't know. He's beaming, coming out of his room (which didn't explode cuz Lenos is indisposed ATM)
Tracy is,...sharpening blades in the mess hall. And Torcuil is busy scribbling notes and diagrams down.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6871
6873 6875
>>6870
Rooooooooooooooooooo
What did the white bitch say?! Why did she shapeshift into ponimaru?!
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6872
6873 6874
>>6864
Had to say what?
Im confued
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6873
6875 6876
Infernius, having reached a successful arrangement with Lenos technically has first move.
>>6871
'Cuz she's a troll
>>6872
Ant-queen fight
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6874
>>6872
she had to use blasphemy.
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6875
6877
>>6873
OH THAT
>>6871
>shapeshift
What?
when?
Help
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6876
6880
>>6873
i cast heal serious wounds on lennos.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6877
6878 6879
>>6875
Trollestia illusioned as ponymaru to fuck with anyone who went into the stables. Tracy rolled right and discovered the ruse, but NO ONE ELSE HAS XP
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6878
>>6877
And so.. I'm still sitting on the real ponimaru, and Trollestia is just staring at me with a troll face..?
What now? Does she have a punchline?
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6879
6880
>>6877
technically i was there
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6880
>>6876
"Hmmmrrr! Mrrrfrrrf,..." he stops and spends the next few minutes breaking out of the body-cast.
"Hey, that was pretty decent of you. Alright, I'll show you around the forge," he says while pulling his leg out of a sleeve. He's nowhere FULLY healed, but he's a hell of a lot better than he was.
>>6879
True, thank you. Tracy and Infernius know, but neither Torcuil or Trump.
Speaking of Tracy, she awakes from a most restful sleep on top of Ponimaru
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6881
6882
Not fully on top, theres a pile of hay in between, but somehow he hasn't moved
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6882
6885 6887
>>6881
See >>6533
I came here to bully him.
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6883
6884 6887
So who wants to answer?
How do I enchant?
I've been askin for a while now
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6884
6901
>>6883
Come and claim your waifu. She's getting in my way.
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6885
6886
>>6882
i thought the goal was to >Rape?
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6886
6890
>>6885
What if I felt like talking?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6887
6889
>>6882
>thinking that laying Tracy's sweet ass on his face will bother him
>>6883
After pouring through books and materials, Torcuil is able (unless fail) to put together the necessary diagrams which with use of the dais should achieve his intended goals.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6888
>rape
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6889
6891
>>6887
Did Trollestia have anything to say or not?
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6890
>>6886
more power to you then.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6891
6893
>>6889
"To whom? You seemed to enjoy sitting on his face...."
she's eating a bannana
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6892
>still waiting to see evidence of Trump b4
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6893
6894
>>6891
>banana
Dammit. I will not have you be less original than me.
*pretends to be surprised*
"Who?"
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6894
6895
>>6893
>less original
I could throw an owl in the mix.
"Oh nothing, I just thought you spent the night with your nethers all over that pussy-assed colt's face. My mistake," she sys with a wink
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6895
6896
>>6894
>spent the night
How much time has passed since the last game? I was under the impression that it was a cliffhanger.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6896
6897
>>6895
If not, you guys have spent three days without sleep. I did mention
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6897
6898
>>6896
I'm starting to get really confused here...
It thought it went
>i come in
>i act smug at the fake ponimaru
>I lay down
>fake ponimaru reveals herself as Trollestia
>we're staring at eachother, waiting for the next line
>cliffhanger
Wtf happened in the mean time, if time passed by?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6898
>>6897
U fell asleep. Recognize, at no point did anyone say "I'm resting" (except Thez, sometimes implicitly sometimes 'explicitly')
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6899
6900
And how are you gonna argue against having rested after divegrass? Xp
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6900
6902
>>6899
... Was she just standing there all night still staring at me? My character wouldn't have just fallen asleep with her watching..
What has the ninja been doing?
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6901
6903
>>6884
>waifu is claimed
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6902
>>6900
savoring Nothing, he has somehow managed to stay still the entire time you slept. Trollestia slept for a bit, but you missed it.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6903
6908
>>6901
Come and get her then! She's bothering me! Take her out and tell her about Scotland or some shit.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6904
6905
331063__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_faic_reaction image_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>tfw you gotta re-write all six of your action plans for the sake of staying in character
Roooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6905
6906
>>6904
Cry me a river, its cuz of your jaunt into left-left field that Trollestia is even HERE
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6906
6907
>>6905
I thought exploring the area would help the other characters....
Give me a few minutes....
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6907
>>6906
Take ur time. TRUMP!!!
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6908
6909 6913
>>6903
whats even going on
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6909
6911
>>6908
She's in the stables. Take her on a date.
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6911
6912 6913 6914
>>6909
Uhhhh
*kidnaps*
Anonymous
tuo5x
?
No.6912
6916 6918
image.jpeg
>>6911
Trumpaladin comes in and steals Trollestia like a football, or in the alternative, tackles Tourcil
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6913
6919
>>6908
At the moment, nothing (CUZ WHERE IS TRUMP)
>>6910
kek
Infernius is in the ward, Lenos is up and about. Thez is being flown around by her retrieved fly, looking more like a cartoon-ish bundle of wrappings than a person except for her face. Tracy just got up off ponimaru and
>>6911
You enter the stables to find Tracy standing over a pile of hay. Trollestia is there, nomming on a banana
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6914
6915
>>6911
spaghetti.jpeg
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6915
>>6914
Listen, I'm not saying you're right. But you're right.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6916
6917 6920
936636__safe_artist-colon-drpancakees_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_close-dash-up_cute_face_hi anon_meme_solo.png
>>6912
*teleports behind you and straddles your back*
"Good morning, Flashy!"
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6917
6919
>>6916
Gah!
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6918
1507939081152.jpeg
>>6912

Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6919
6921 6922
>>6917
Haha
You gonna get raped
>>6913
I uh, do something
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6920
6923 6926
>>6916
Well played!
Alright since Trump finally appeared and everyone is on-board the TRUMP tower-crystal-thing,... a <whudddd> can be heard from outside
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6921
6928 6932
>>6919
With all the might of a quarterback Trumpaladin barrels towards Tourcil and Trollestia
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6922
6925 6932
>>6919
Never say "something" to a GM. I could make you dance a jig with that description.
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6923
6927
>>6920
>The Pyramid has been covered in gold foil and swaggered up for Trump
I like this
lfCvf
?
No.6924
[1d20 = 14]


Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6925
>>6922
"Gets tackled" is something
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6926
6928 6930
>>6920
>*holds onto you, with all trhe weight of a full grown hoers*
"Did you sleep well last night?"
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6927
6933
1491163183675.png
>>6923
this.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6928
>>6926
meant for >>6921

Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6929
Tracy opportunistically clings to Trump, preventing him from getting a successful hold on TF (trollface), the two of them rolling over a pile of hay and hitting the wall.
Btw, its a very sophisticated and shiny stable, more resembling a sectioned off medical area than a stable. Still, there's lots of hay so what the hey?
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6930
6931
>>6926
We're going to have to keep Tracy at pony size
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6931
6934
>>6930
>*straddles your torso on top of you, staring into your face*
The new tower decorations look spectacular, ~Flashy.." *lewd breaths*
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6932
>>6921
>sidestep
>>6922
I uh, idk
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6933
6961
>>6927
Dude, try this one https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6934
6935 6938
>>6931
"Vanderiem, I summon thee!"
7O+Sp
?
No.6935
6936 6937
[1d20 = 1]
>>6934
>*kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6936
>>6935
So fucking close!
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6937
6939
>>6935
Pretty sure that means you get hit, by the handle if you are lucky, by a flying Vanderiem. That, or you kiss Vanderiem
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6938
6941
Okay, so Trump attempts to barrel into both Tracy and TF, except he miscalculates Tracy's tenacity as she wraps herself around him, the both tumbling to the floor.
>>6934
"Whaddya think ah am, sum fookin Gold? Pull me outta the flaggin scabbard ye twit!"
Another <whuddd> can be heard from outside.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6939
6940
>>6937
Thats exactly what it means. Tracy face-pommels.
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6940
>>6939
[blueballed hoers noises internally]
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6941
6942
>>6938
"Oh, right."
Trumpaladin, who apparently has Vanderiem on him, pulls Vanderiem out and whacks Tracy in the face with the non-slicy side
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6942
6943
>>6941
"Unf."
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6943
6946
>>6942
"Get out of my face you damned horse"
Trump removes himself from under the blue horse
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6944
6948
Thez buzzes, or rather is buzzed, in by the fly.
"Um, you guys,... theres,... what ARE you doing?"
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6945
6947
>steps out of stable

Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6946
6949 6950
>>6943
>Implying you could escape twelve hundred pounds of pure sex straddling your chest
Tracy politely shifts to allow Flashy to move out from under her.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6947
6950 6953
>>6945
As you step out of the stable, you see a ballista bolt <whudddd> off the now-Trump tower. Apparently the people of Port Barry have modified one of the ballistas for elevation.
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6948
>>6944
"Some damned blue horse attacked me" Trump yells
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6949
6951
>>6946
You fell asleep and the magic wore off. You're pony sized again.
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6950
6951 6952
>>6946
>1200 pounds
Consider a diet
>>6947
>Ballista modified for elevation
I had a whole thing planned for this... oh well
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6951
>>6949
You could've said that earlier...
>>6950
She's a big mare.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6952
>>6950
As did I, I'm improvising
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6953
6955
>>6947
I swear, If i get hit...
TRUMP, I made Tracy sexy, is that not enough?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6954
Meanwhile, Infernius has been fugged by meme-ops. I don't have the meme handy, but you know.
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6955
6956 6957
>>6953
Is she still sexy though? What is Tracy supposed to look like now. Also why the hell would the people of Port Barry not clearly recognize the Tower or the name on it?
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6956
>>6955
>trusting pirates
That faggot had better have finished my saddle..!
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6957
6958 6960
>>6955
Well yes she's sexy, but she looks normal again (duration spell).
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6958
6960
>>6957
Uh... Should we replay all of that? Because that's a radically different set of facts that certainly would have changed the outcome of that scenario
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6959
>homepage is so raped, its all Game
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6960
6962
>>6957
I am going to desire the ability to turn into a regular mare in the future,
if I'm going to pull-off this mount gig.

>>6958
Let's just leave it at alternative facts.
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6961
6963
>>6933
was i breaking the rules in some way?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6962
6964 6965
>>6960
Well, since Torcuil didn't specify the spell/magic he was using on Tracy, and since iirc he mentioned changing her appearance (which means illusion Xp), then the spell used to make Tracy into Fleur de Lis was a temporary illusion.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6963
6966
>>6961
No, that was a jibe about how you were distracted. Carry on ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6964
>>6962
I was more referring to the events of the night...

*twitches pony ears* "What was that sound?"
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6965
6968 6969
>>6962
I used the transformation spell on my meta staff, i clairfyed
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6966
6969
>>6963
i walk to the stables.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6968
6970
>>6965
Yes, but you had expended all the Polymorph transformations, all that is left is illusions (to achieve your desired outcome that is)
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6969
6971 6972 6975
>>6966
As you are walking by, and as >>6965 stand there, yet another ballista bolt bounces off the same area of the tower. Its a low spot, and could not possibly harm anyone, but they keep shooting that spot.

7O+Sp
?
No.6970
[1d20 = 10]
>>6968
I'm about as big as a war pony, right?

*walks towards source of thud*
roll for distanced detection
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6971
>>6969
"I know what that means. Run for the control room"
Trump goes to the control room, or at least any location with a view point
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6972
6974
>>6969
...
Is my MagnaRod ready?
7O+Sp
?
No.6973
[1d20 = 8]
What do i detect?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6974
6976 6977 6978
From the front of the pyramid, the whole party can see that there isn't much going on at Port Barry. People mill about the streets, and everything seems chill. Still, they ARE shooting at you, though Sechs is next to the firing ballista and is waving his arms.
>>6972
Magically? No. You've researched how to do it, but you haven't done it. I told you, making magic items is a particular process.
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6975
>>6969
guys what going on!?
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6976
6979
>>6974
Who is Sechs?

Trumpaladin, assuming he's reached a window, looks to the part of the tower where the ballistas have been aiming
7O+Sp
?
No.6977
6982
[1d20 = 20]
>>6974
>Sechs
Who is he again?
>*makes annoyed hoers noises*
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.6978
6980 6981
>>6974
I got to the dias,
I enchant the rod
also, Ill be back in about 30 min
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6979
>>6976
Sechs Vierseiben (lit, german for 6 4 7,... he's peasant #647 exceot he took the lead after the rats were killed and is the go-between for the party and the city)>>6977

Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6980
7007
>>6978
>thinking his haggis won't be stirred
lfCvf
?
No.6981
[1d20 = 17]
>>6978

Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6982
6983
>>6977
>wasted 20
..Did he hear me?
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6983
6984
>>6982
Who, Sechs?
I also made that his name cuz phonetically its pronounced sex
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6984
6985 6987
>>6983
Sure.
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6985
6986 6987
>>6984
What would he even hear? Angry horse noises? From inside of a thick concrete structure 1000+ feet away?
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6986
>>6985
I didn't think he would...
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6987
6988 6989
>>6984
No, the tower is hovering well over the ground. He sees that the party sees him and stops waving, but no he can't hear you.
>>6985
More like 100, but yeah.
Thez is buzzed in to watch.
"It looks like they're trying to get our attention!" she offers/
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6988
6990
>>6987
Trump thinks he knows why. He continues to look for a way to view the spot where they were aiming
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6989
6991 6995
>>6987
i go to where i climbed up at
(is my grappling line still there?)

Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6990
6993
>>6988
It appears they were hitting the bottom of the tower, well away from any of the entrances. Also since the party has been seen, the firing stops.
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6991
6992
>>6989
Yes
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6992
6994 6996 7008
>>6991
i climb down.
dice roll?
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6993
>>6990
"Well that's bizarre"
He looks now instead over Port Barry
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.6994
6997
>>6992
>tfw hooves
Anonymous
4Xyu1
?
No.6995
>>6989
>going to meet them
If they went as far as to shoot at us to get our attention, what they need us for is more urgent and important than can wait until we have landed
lfCvf
?
No.6996
7001 7003 7008
[1d20 = 1]
>>6992
Only cuz you asked
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.6997
>>6994
>tfw massive upperbody
Anonymous
lfCvf
?
No.6999
7003
I know you all just shared in that moment
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.7001
>>6996
100 ft is a lot...
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.7003
>>6996
>>6999
splat?
lfCvf
?
No.7004
7005 7008
[15d6+4 = 50]
Well, its 1d6 for every 6' OVER 6' so,...
>fucking ... math
lfCvf
?
No.7005
7006 7008
[1d4 = 1]
>>7004
Your legs are broken, but you're still alive. Some useless peasants run over to poke at you, checking if you're alive and injuring you in the process.
Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.7006
>>7005
i cast cure moderate wounds
Anonymous
ZyTIF
?
No.7007
7009
>>6980
Kill me

Also
Im back
Mrs. Sentry
7O+Sp
?
No.7008
7013
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
>>7005
>>7004
>>6996
>>6992
>mfw

Anonymous
8PB9v
?
No.7009
7012
>>7007
i just feel 100 feet
lfCvf
?
No.7010
7020
[2d8+10 = 20]
Not badly, its just pain. They mutter to themselves "We should probably get Sechs?" "Oh lets go and get Sechs," "Oh yes, Sechs", and they wander off to get Sechs."
>cast, legs are serviceable but u still hurt
4Xyu1
?
No.7011
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to see if Trump sees anything out the window. Aside from a Minotaur hurting himself