/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>6579
>it seems by your candor that I need to refine my estimates.
What exactly did you mean by this?

>>6582
what did he mean by this
> it seems by your candor that I need to refine my estimates.

>>6583
>>6588
Maybe I'm missing irony or sarcasm in your posts, but the meaning is pretty clear. GM was planning on having more sessions, or perhaps very late at night, and was surprised to find that in post 6578 o.tb ("Tracy") very bluntly stated "please don't [have a session tonight], I need sleep." This is surprising not so much because of what is actually said, but because the wording is blunt, whereas we'd expect the normal desire to be polite to people we don't really know to soften any requests not to have a session that night. It means o.tb/Tracy was more unwilling to proceed with a late night session than GM had anticipated; even though he was not planning a session that night, he must have thought general willingness was higher. Now he must consider whether midweek sessions are too burdensome. I think it's also worth note that GM's reply is somewhat cryptic. To me, that suggests that GM intentionally obfuscated his message by use of overly formal diction, probably because he thought his post would be accusing Tracy of being rude, which is unpleasant.

>>6589
tl;dr GM was planning on having other midweek sessions, Tracy said not just no but hell no, and GM was made to rethink session times because of how blunt Tracy was.

>>6589
>>6590
I will rise to any challenge, should the need come. The wording was only short and blunt blunt because I was lazily mobilefagging with one hand after already having tucked myself in, under the impression that there probably wasn't going to be a session that night (I just thought that it would've started half an hour ago if it were going to happen, although I guess I just didn't want to be caught by surpriseand find out my character had been >raped to death by the fucking unicorn...)

>>6593
I apologize if I sounded selfish there. I didn't think there was a game planned, but I would not have objected to going on anyway.

Whoa, there's been a misunderstanding. I'll fill you in in a bit, but I'm on a schedule. No offense was taken, nor intended

>>6596
>I cannot into human communication
I tried

>>6596
Ah, that's a relief.

>>6597
>>6598
Don't sweat it. I was not intending to run a game last night at all.

The irritated anonfilly was cuz I thought I was smarter than I actually am, and made a miscalculation about the situation I was responding to. Basically I thought someone was playing a joke on me, and that Tracy's faggot might be involved. I apologize.

>>6375
>Previous bread is lagging my browser
When this happens, I usually just click the "Last 50 Posts" button, and that takes care of it.

We didn't have anything planned tonight though, right?

>>6600
I would love to play tonight if he did.

>>6601
I could do it too, if that's what's convenient.

Uh, kinda busy desu

>>6603
That's fine.

GM I have to ask the real questions here...

Who is which nut?

>>6605
How would we decide such things?

>>6606
Idk
Class?
Whether or not the character is a homicidal pony?
Whether or not a character is the poster child for an energy drink?
inb4 bad "left nut" joke

>>6607
Which nut represents what though?

>is confused
>>6605
U mean namefagging?
>I have no name Xp
Wut do you want to call me? I could make suggestions, but one doesn't name themselves on anon-boards.
As for the others, I have a fair guess of who's-who, but there's one or two I'm unsure of at this point. Just sayin'

>>6609
>one doesn't name themselves on anon-boards
I name me

(Staff Edit) I TAKE YOUR DUBS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5d9BrLN5K4
\r

>>6612
Refresh your browser

>>6609
>thread is called mixed nuts
>>6608
Idk, do I look like fucking Einstien?
>>6611
>distant foog noises

>>6611
U can has milkshake ;_;
>cucked

Let the record show that the GET was returned to His Denver Broncos.
Praise be to the Broncos
\r

>>6616
>Almonds, Cashews, Macadamias, Hazels, Pistachios, Walnuts
who out of our party is which type of nut.

>>6616
To His glory, and His Denver Broncos. Have I told you of the Denver Broncos? Let me tell you of Him, and indeed His Denver Broncos. Once, there was not Glory unto Him, without which the Denver Broncos were indeed (indeed!) in woe. Their woe was that there were those - Still! - And in spite of Him - that Football should reign.
This could not be permitted, nor abided. Whence-forth came the man who is and would be known alwasys and Frever as Football
and forever as John Elway, and unto him were granted Footballs. Not the footballs of the mind and soccer, but the one TRUE Football which upon His name did rest.
With great diligence and fortitude did He sign that Footballl to be passed effortlessly unto those fans in whomn dwelt that/(those) Footballs. And so he did smile upon Football, for neither was it offsides, nor participated in/with Eli Manning, who is a fag.
>tfw I wrote this before sleep but never posted.

>>6621
Praise Football. Praise American.

Btw, GM, congrats on mastering the game this well so far. It's been really creative, original and fun, and the allusions were great. Casting Soros as a Balor and making him get all cocky after Rockefeller disappeared was a great touch, and the suggestion that "Lady Glimmer" had multiple levels to herself in the Abyss (even in the Abyss, Glimmerniggers still spam their horseshit) was funny in a spooky way.
I'm looking forward to the next play. It's been fun.

>>6623
Agreed
Props to you GM
and I guess all you other faggots who have stuck around this long

>>6624
>>6623
>>6622
i know you faggots are new to this, this might help you out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkYSLOMmTs&list=PLUd6XtD1PA7Yf-FSzj79MQmxXabhX_9Tb

>>6622
>>6623
>>6624
>>6626
>>6631
D'awww,.... This has been orders of magnitude more enjoyable, gratifying, and successful than I ever imagined. At first I was skeptical it would even work over an anonboard, and its all thanks to you guys.
\r

>>6631
MY BAD! Can I get a mod edit?
also, which one are you?

>>6633
Modified now to link to post >>6631, which clearly was made after >>6630, so now the post paradoxically links to a post made after it was.
>which one are you
I'm a keep that a secret

>>6634
I KNOW

If that's Lee, you got some splainin' ta do.

>>6636
its not lee.

>>6638
i know,nony

>>6636
>>6635
>>6638
I'm'a never tell

>>6641
Reeee! It's because I'm on a phone.

>>6642
You'll never escape my watchful, autistic eye. I've already learned to recognize your posting style.

>>6644
I am not afraid of the British Broadcasting Corporation!

>>6645
Bitch, please! I recognized your style many ages ago

>>6647
That's good. It means we're growing closer.

>>6652
Really?

>>6654
I'm literally autistic, some things come easy to me; others no.

>>6655
Me as well. I'm just really, really obsessive.

>>6655
as autistic as this guy?

>>6657
If by that you mean a person who,....
yes

>>6658
hey gm can this be my roleplay item?

>>6660
An insignia? A cleric should have one.

>>6661
yea but can it be a branding iron?

>>6662
Only if you, yourself are already branded, on the flank.

>>6663
its my cutie mark?

>>6664
It is now

get For Lenni.

>>6667
not this time.

Ur lucky flood detection stopped me, cuz that'd have been my gets

>>6667
Off by one
>>6666
Congrats, Lenni.

>>6666
What's that from, anyway?

>>6671
loud house.
>its pretty bluepilled but they have a pretty good range of waifus.

>tfw you've been sitting on Ponimaru's face for 4 days now
I'm still itching to play again..

>>6674
im basically Hitler i know.

>>6673
same

>>6672
better

>>6673
Game time doesn't quite work that way but, I'll get my shit together. It is friday for me after all

>>6677
i didnt know this existed,thanks Tracy.
(you) for you

>>6679
Neither did I (didn't know about the show); I just found it on derpibooru.

>>6678
friday for (you) how?

>>6681
I was wondering that too...

>>6681
Cuz I work 4 10/hr days instead of 5/8's

>>6683
makes since

Alright. Unless there's any objections, but I was gonna assume that at least a day had passed since the latest. I haven't looked since there's been plenty of comfy bantz, so if anyone wants to declare what they did or would have done, feel free.

>>6687
I have more to say but I'll say it later

>>6688
Y later? I'm trying to setup at this point, its not "on" ftm

>>6687
>A day has passed
Wait, aren't I still sitting on ponimaru, staring down Trollestia?
>would have done.
Add some of that Jewish silk to the saddle, and add explosives-making materials to alchemy supplies (if possible).
Also, can we have dimeterium in this universe?

An often overlooked (and sometimes cumbersome but other times useful) aspect of such RPs is humanism. I mean, when was the last time characters took a shit? This is one of those times.
For example. After resting for the night, Thez is mummified in bandages and being carried around by her over-sized fly.
>>6690
You were, and you still be. Hmmm. By "a day has passed" I mean "It was night, and its day again". THE day has passed would have been more accurate.
>dimeterium
... anti-magic alloy? Oh FUCK yes.

>>6691
Fucking love dimeterium. It nerfs the fuck out of magic users.
>Can't be detected
>Can't be levitated
>Can be made into wide-range explosives and handcuffs
>Can't use magic within range of it
It's a witch-hunter's wet dream. Mages btfo.

>wide range
I got excited and exaggerated there..
Still, adds balance to any universe that features magic users.

>>6687
infernuis rode to magical forest and gathered weed.

>>6693
>wide-range
No, that's legit. There are several magic items that fit the bill, and I appreciate the heads-up cuz it gives legitimacy to it (dimensional handcuffs for example)

>>6694
What would Hitler say (unironic question)?

>>6696
cannabis is from nature so he probbaly wouldnt mind.

>>6695
It's from The Witcher. The Witcher III is one of my favorite games.

>>6697
Uhm,... I'm gonna have to play the BS card on that one. I'm not anti weed but I'd say Hitler would be.

>>6697
>Suggesting Hitler would be fine with mind destroying degeneracy
Anon, I...

>>6699
NatSocism is based around the highest law(no pun intended)nature.

>>6697
Most things come from nature, m8..
>>6699
A lot of Nazis were doing meth though... They used it as a performance enhancer, that allowed them to stay up in trenches for days at a time.
They didn't know about it horrible drawback back then though (it was recently invented).

>>6703
Meth keeps you awake and fighting Russians. Weed just makes you useless

>>6692
NO NO NO
HELP I NEED A RAPE WHISILE

How'd my magno-staff come out GM?
Like forge-wise, Now i have to enchant it.
Right?

>>6703
Yes, and meth is a performance enhancer (in a manner of speaking). Weed?

>>6706
its a Preception enhancher.

>>6705
Prepare your haggis!

>>6709
NOPE
THIS ISN'T happening again
God be with ye,
M'pony
>teleports away austisticly

>>6711
For fucking around with enemys in armor and heavy metal objects
It's kind hard for a knight to attack you when you use fucking magnets how do they work to pin them to a wall

>>6709
hey can i make one of these or is lennos awake yet? if so i try to find him.

>>6713
>Gunz
Seems like a game breaker, desu..
How do rangers function in this game?

>>6714
guns are in D&D.

>>6715
They why doesn't everyone use them?

>>6716
because its up to the gm to decide how rare they are.

>>6713
No Goddamn it

>>6714
They probally function...
Now here me out,
Crazy idea here
They
Probally
Function
With ranged weapons
>>6715
>Muskets
Believable
>revolvers
I'll accept it
>gatling gun
Pushing but fine
>that trashy looking shit
No
>>6716
>magic
>guns
What would you pick?

>>6712
Makes perfect sense. By your trips, I declare a functional rendering of the material (masterwork rod, unenchanted).
>>6713
Lenos is in a body-cast. He's awake, but he's not very communicative atm.
>>6715
Guns ARE in d&d. Arquebuses are the norm, more sophisticated guns are,... not unheard of but extremely rare and hard to come by. Golden gun? No.

>>6718
This, desu.. (this breaks every /k/ bone in my body)
>>6719
>Not using enchanted bullets

>>6720
>blocks bullets with skillful art of the katana, letting the spagetti...
Who the fuck am I kidding
>magic shield
>>6721
So, how do I enchant?

>>6721
i bring lennos some gold.
> its not the golden gun, i was thinking about geting it made out of gold-steel.

>>6714
Rangers fit their environment. Robin Hood is one example, Batman (oh yeah, I said it) is another.
>>6719
>Muskets
Arquebuses
>Revolvers
Better find an UBER savvy machinist, they don't have much for requisitely precise tools.
>gatling gun
o_o

>>6725
Hey,
If fuckers could make a gatling gun in the 1800s we can

I think...

>>6726
i didnt say i asked him about it right now.

>>6727
Its not that its impossible, its that I don't trust you all with a gatling gun. Xp
>>6726
That latest explosion wasn't Lenos, that was (me) 4 the goy comment.

>>6727
>Precussion caps
>Steel Rolling
>Blast Furnances
>Rifling
>The self-contained cartridge
I think you are quite a few technological milestones away from Gatling guns

>>6729
Trump?
>>6730
GM?

Who's who?

Oh god dammit, we're raping the board again

>>6731
Wut? R u serious?

>>6732
That's Tracy's job

>>6730
>>6733
one of you namefag.

>>6727
We are
>A deranged mudpony
>white-knighting Minotaur
>A Scottish wizard who can barely meme
>A Trumpian Waifu thief
>A a self-insert Mary Sue
>An dragon who got fucked into a freaking brownie
Which of those would have any knowledge about making guns? Have you ever made a gun? It's actually harder than it sounds.

>>6736
Can't namefag, but I can confuse

>>6738
me black knight, not a faggoty white knight.

>>6738
>A dragon
Wait, I obiously missed something
>Also
>can barely meme
Oh
Okay

>>6741
lennos is a dragon, he is a brownie for some reason i dont remember.

>>6738
O_O
>deep breaths
>"Don't delete the thread! He's just an asshole!"
@_@
>"... please."
>Okay.

>>6741
>Maybe I was a bit harsh
You gotta do your homework, m8. Even I'm watching all of these Nicolas Cage movies (especially the really shitty ones) just for the sake of memes.

>>6742
Black-gold dragon hybrid. Cursed by whacked-out cult.

>>6740
Found a picture of you
>>6743
Don't worry. After 5 posts only mods can delete threads, not OPs. Also, aren't all of those descriptions more or less accurate?

>>6742
Oh
Please forgive, my memory sucks ass

>>6743
???
... Was I wrong..?

>>6748
me didn't say nigger knight

>>6746
Threads maybe. Posts, no.
>>6738
>Self-insert mary-sue
I can't even. I literally can't. Rly?

>>6751
i dont think so, im guessing she is a character from a previous campaign.

>>6751
>Thez is not a self-insert Mary Sue
I can believe being an order of magnitude better at magic or combat because of being left over from an older generation, but her live performance artistry skills are way the fuck OP

>>6754
We should get (the real) Donald Trump to sign a law where you can murder annoying coworkers
Whould that help?

>>6754
>moar deep breaths
Its... okay. Thez is not a waifu, but she's... special. I started her character 24 years ago, so it kinda stings when you put it that way. I know you meant no offense, but there's subtle (and at the time and since) inherent developing psychology behind her. I put her in a body-bandage ("HEY!") cuz she is literally too powerful, but that one got me in the feels. Sorry for getting triggered.

>>6758
Nah, I was just trying to be extra nasty because reasons. She's a fine character.

>>6757
>Being deliberately cryptic
I'm getting it out of you sooner or later because now you have me curious
>>6758
>24 years ago
Holy hell

>>6758
>24 years
Fug! That's some dedication.

>>6759
Not at all. She's foul, insufferable, and obnoxious with a "cute" unnecessarily sexualized overtone. Whatever is appreciable about her is to do with the characters not knowing her full nature (which I've deliberately neglected, cuz awkward). I understand summaries, but Mary Sue is not it. You don't have to take my word for it, but its better with this iteration.
>>6761
I started playing when D&D books said "12 and up" and I said hell no.

>>6762
>>6758
>not waifu
Just wait until your tulpa >rapes you; then you'll understand.

>>6758
>24 years
you have significantly more rpg experience than me.

>>6765
Not to sensationalize, but I was in the 4/mlpol/ tulpa thread,....
W/e, thank you
>>6738
I got to experience a trigger that needs addressing. No hard feelings.
"He is an exceptional faggot," she offers.
Back to the game.
>>6738
I suppose that's an adequate description, bias removed. Unfortunately, none have the technical skill to fabricate a firearm. Firearms are like fireworks (mideval period) where its carefully guarded and restricted information in the best case.

>>6766
ok i still go to lennos.

>>6757
Okay now this is really bothering me

>>6768
I'll gladly share more about myself with you, ~Flashy. You'll have to return the favor though. *hot breath in your face* That's what in means to be a couple, right?

>>6767
He glares at you from a cot, inside a body cast.
"MMMrrrrfuuurrrrk d'yuuuuuur wnnnnnnt?" he seems to ask?
>>6755
Don't hate, I'm leveraging my company to offer employee wifi to boost morale and lower employee turn-over

>>6769
Goddamn you're good at this
>>6770
I had just never even thought it possible to have the same internet service, especially one that doesn't rotate IPs every few days, everywhere you go

>>6770
i sit down a bag of gold next to him. knowing dragons like gold and thinking it might help him heal faster.

>>6772
He can't keep the gold though. We need it as a part of the down payment for the Empire

>>6772
and then i say "i have brought you the medicine of yak (motions to weed)
OOC: is lennos mouth covered?
>see guys i was helping

>>6772
"Hmmmrrrrr mrrrrfnrrrr. Wrrrmrrrrmrrr mminnnt?"
(I'm listening, whadya want?)
>>6761
Boredom mostly, but w/e
>>6763
She/I've tried. That whole physicality thing. (shtap!)
>>6775
>using John Elway pics
Good of you..
Lenos takes a phatty hit. "Nrrr srrrsly whrt drrrr yurr wnt?"

>>6776
me doctor. me want help get better.

>>6776
>physicuck
You must delve deeper into the arts of tulpamancy. You'll find that physicality is no obstacle.

>>6780
>we're going there
The mind is a magnificent thing. I'm not want to push it to that level, not even for jollies. Sorry to you, but she understands and appreciates.

... "What do you think he spent all this time making a whole world for me to inhabit for?"

>>6776
Dixie is a meme-stealer.
>>6781
>Demon that doesn't try to push you further into the darkness, even when it would make her more powerful
Hmmm.. She seems like a complex character.

>>6783
She's not a demon dammit, she's a devil! There's a difference!
>ahem
No bully, he's just new at MLP-related. He doesn't want to actively search for,....

>>6786
Take heart, I do. He unwittingly posts memes that I make/influence, and it makes me smile.

>>6787
Mine as well.. it's not all bad I guess.

>>6787
im honored youve armed me with memes.
>>6786
so my rep around here is meme theif eh?
its not as bad as gets thievery and waifu theft.

>>6790
Not a meme thief cuz no thief

>>6793
when lennos gets better he teach me how forge?

>>6723
Sorry I missed this question. Enchanting items is usually a matter of casting a related or comparable spell(s) on the item and following it with a permanency spell, which is no simple matter. Permanency involves designating (variable) ~ a month to cast, and costs character experience depending on how powerful the enchantment.
Tl:dr Torcuil will want to check out the books in the library to begin that process.

>>6785
You probably said told us about this already, but is she a barbed devil?

>>6803
No, she's half pit fiend. Don't hesitate to ask, she loves when people ask about her.

>>6804
Alright. What can I do with her blood?