>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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One of the operators successfully runs from his ballista before the fireball comes crashing in, escaping with some charring and burns, while the other two are flame broiled extra juicy.
[1d20 = 11]
>>63701
Alright, Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, approaches the surface of the Tower, and casts Dispel Magic on the surface
Caster check I guess
>>63701
Alright, Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, approaches the surface of the Tower, and casts Dispel Magic on the surface
Caster check I guess
[1d20 = 15]
Stix hops off Fae for a look at the structure.
“Something doesn’t sit right with me about this.”
Stix looks for any inconsistencies in the surface
Search check
Stix hops off Fae for a look at the structure.
“Something doesn’t sit right with me about this.”
Stix looks for any inconsistencies in the surface
Search check
>>63697
Wait, Thez in the building?
Thinking fast, Tracy activates her cape's pattern affect, hoping to blind/daze the beast long enough to get some distance from it. Using a Move action, she whirls her Amazing technicolor dreamcoat to gain one turn's concealment with her Cloak Dance.
Wait, Thez in the building?
Thinking fast, Tracy activates her cape's pattern affect, hoping to blind/daze the beast long enough to get some distance from it. Using a Move action, she whirls her Amazing technicolor dreamcoat to gain one turn's concealment with her Cloak Dance.
[1d20 = 13]
[1d20+4 = 10]
>>63707
Thez is what crashed through the window. So Infernius and Torcuil have concluded their invasion. Trump, Fae, and Stix are examining the pyramid, and Thez and Tracy are squaring off with the one of many noses. Tracy, roll initiative.
[1d20+4 = 10]
>>63707
Thez is what crashed through the window. So Infernius and Torcuil have concluded their invasion. Trump, Fae, and Stix are examining the pyramid, and Thez and Tracy are squaring off with the one of many noses. Tracy, roll initiative.
>>63710
Tracy is first, GJ 2nd, Thez 3rd. Despite her best attempts at hiding, the GJ seems to be looking right at her.
Tracy is first, GJ 2nd, Thez 3rd. Despite her best attempts at hiding, the GJ seems to be looking right at her.
>>63708
"Well, that was a bust.Looks like my first assessment was more probably correct. But... One more thing to try."
With both arms, Trumpaladin picks up the adorable Stix pony and hold him. He then eyes the surface of the tower and with his memories, reconstructs an area inside of the top of the tower (is the control room in the top? I always imagined it was). And then with the signal word, he activates the dimension door helmet to try to transfer himself and stix into the top room of the tower
"Well, that was a bust.Looks like my first assessment was more probably correct. But... One more thing to try."
With both arms, Trumpaladin picks up the adorable Stix pony and hold him. He then eyes the surface of the tower and with his memories, reconstructs an area inside of the top of the tower (is the control room in the top? I always imagined it was). And then with the signal word, he activates the dimension door helmet to try to transfer himself and stix into the top room of the tower
[1d20+22 = 34]
>>63711
Tracy is no longer hiding, but only using her cloak to gain temporary concealment for cheap attack.
Tracy, using her superior speed and mobility, makes a spirited charge at the beast's leg, slashing it with Edgy in an attempt to cut it's sinew and making a ride-by attack so as to put herself on the opposite side of Thez.
>>63711
Tracy is no longer hiding, but only using her cloak to gain temporary concealment for cheap attack.
Tracy, using her superior speed and mobility, makes a spirited charge at the beast's leg, slashing it with Edgy in an attempt to cut it's sinew and making a ride-by attack so as to put herself on the opposite side of Thez.
>>63714
*to put the creature between her and Thez
tl;dr, she hopes to flank it on her next turn, if possible.
*to put the creature between her and Thez
tl;dr, she hopes to flank it on her next turn, if possible.
[1d20 = 7]
>>63715
Gotcha
Gigajew sprays mucous in a circular radius around it. Tracy and Thez roll a reaction save.
>>63715
Gotcha
Gigajew sprays mucous in a circular radius around it. Tracy and Thez roll a reaction save.
[2d20 = 33]
>>63719
Tracy and Thez both deftly avoid the spraying mucous, which neatly coats the surrounding environment. Thez flexes her left hand, "Ten-" <whoooof> "-kesdu!" she yells, initiating the first of several attacks, its self a spinning, overhead axe-kick, as a stunning attack.
>>63719
Tracy and Thez both deftly avoid the spraying mucous, which neatly coats the surrounding environment. Thez flexes her left hand, "Ten-" <whoooof> "-kesdu!" she yells, initiating the first of several attacks, its self a spinning, overhead axe-kick, as a stunning attack.
>>63712
Meanwhile, Trump attempts to <blink> into the tower. For his efforts, he gets a very hearty jolt.
Meanwhile, Trump attempts to <blink> into the tower. For his efforts, he gets a very hearty jolt.
[3d20 = 32]
Thez' stunning kick lands, temporarily stalling the foe. As she tumbles past and down, Thez makes another 3 attacks.
Thez' stunning kick lands, temporarily stalling the foe. As she tumbles past and down, Thez makes another 3 attacks.
[2d20 = 5]
... finishing with a reflex saving throw against slipping in mucous, followed by a leg sweep.
... finishing with a reflex saving throw against slipping in mucous, followed by a leg sweep.
[4d20 = 50]
From her flanking position, Tracy makes a full round attack with her chain, stabbing at various noses (which she assumes house the creatures vitals).
Take my sneak attack, Gigastein!
From her flanking position, Tracy makes a full round attack with her chain, stabbing at various noses (which she assumes house the creatures vitals).
Take my sneak attack, Gigastein!
[1d20 = 17]
After being zapped along with trump:
“Ow. This thing won’t give us a break it seems. There has to be something around here. Wouldn’t you think so?”
Stix checks around the structure for any suspicious inconsistencies.
Search check
After being zapped along with trump:
“Ow. This thing won’t give us a break it seems. There has to be something around here. Wouldn’t you think so?”
Stix checks around the structure for any suspicious inconsistencies.
Search check
Yeah, that was a fail for Thez, looking up how bad real quick, still 4 solid strikes tho. While she's failing miserably,
>>63726
Ripping and gouging along the creatures, exposed leg Tracy lands 3 solid blows.
>>63726
Ripping and gouging along the creatures, exposed leg Tracy lands 3 solid blows.
>>63729
I g2g in the next half hour..
Tracy, remaining in optimal flanking position, readies herself to make another full-round Sneak Attack on her turn, taking a 5-foot step to remain directly in line with Thez if necessary.
I g2g in the next half hour..
Tracy, remaining in optimal flanking position, readies herself to make another full-round Sneak Attack on her turn, taking a 5-foot step to remain directly in line with Thez if necessary.
>>63729
Unless Stix's Search around the Tower revealed something, Trumpaladin grabs the pony, gets on Fae, and flies off. If there is a top of that keep where they can throw rocks off of, then there is a place to land ontop of it. Trumpaladin has Fae land there, ripping skulls off if necessary, with Stix providing ranged attacks
Unless Stix's Search around the Tower revealed something, Trumpaladin grabs the pony, gets on Fae, and flies off. If there is a top of that keep where they can throw rocks off of, then there is a place to land ontop of it. Trumpaladin has Fae land there, ripping skulls off if necessary, with Stix providing ranged attacks
[1d20 = 2]
>>63731
Fae lands along the balcony of the keep's tower, and notices that Lenos (in dragon form) and Kiynen have taken up similar postitions, observing from overhead. Screams can be heard from a ways up the hill, but the keep its self appears still and quiet.
>>63730
The Gigajew uses special attack: Stimulus package. Tracy and Thez roll a saving throw.
>>63731
Fae lands along the balcony of the keep's tower, and notices that Lenos (in dragon form) and Kiynen have taken up similar postitions, observing from overhead. Screams can be heard from a ways up the hill, but the keep its self appears still and quiet.
>>63730
The Gigajew uses special attack: Stimulus package. Tracy and Thez roll a saving throw.
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>>63738
The area is in disuse. There are several devices around that if maintained, could be used effectively, but seem questionable at best.
The area is in disuse. There are several devices around that if maintained, could be used effectively, but seem questionable at best.
>>63741
like a control panel, anything electrical, a lever, a passageway underground...
Trumpaladin goes deeper into the structure
like a control panel, anything electrical, a lever, a passageway underground...
Trumpaladin goes deeper into the structure
>>63742
It is a barracks area, shrouded in cobwebs and dust. There are some old and rusted weapons leaning in spots, but no sign of any military grouping, despite this being an apparent and obvious military installation.
It is a barracks area, shrouded in cobwebs and dust. There are some old and rusted weapons leaning in spots, but no sign of any military grouping, despite this being an apparent and obvious military installation.
>>63743
Does it appear to be older than 15 years?
Trumpaladin tries to go down in the structure to ground level
Does it appear to be older than 15 years?
Trumpaladin tries to go down in the structure to ground level
>>63745
S was the Keep as I recall. What were the other two structures besides the Synagogue (as is the best guess) visible from the air?
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S was the Keep as I recall. What were the other two structures besides the Synagogue (as is the best guess) visible from the air?
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>>63747
P looks like a series of shops, S is the synogogue actually, k is the keep, and I looks like an Inn.
P looks like a series of shops, S is the synogogue actually, k is the keep, and I looks like an Inn.
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>63746
A>"I dunno, but something inside sounds big, and mad. Mom told me to stay outside tho."
Sorry, the HEY from before was a navi shitpost
Meanwhile, both Thez and Tracy failed their saving throws and have been stunned for dice rounds by a spray of gold nuggets fired out in every direction by every nostril.
>>63746
A>"I dunno, but something inside sounds big, and mad. Mom told me to stay outside tho."
Sorry, the HEY from before was a navi shitpost
Meanwhile, both Thez and Tracy failed their saving throws and have been stunned for dice rounds by a spray of gold nuggets fired out in every direction by every nostril.
The windows of the synagogue shatter outward with the partial spray of gold nuggets. The oversized multinosed monstrocity reeeeees at the unrecoverable nuggets that escaped outside. It turns angrily toward Tracy, who it has had its ankle devastated by.
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[1d20+16 = 19]
From the top of the Keep, Fae does a spot check for activity
From the top of the Keep, Fae does a spot check for activity
>>63752
Well they didn't seem too bothered by the deafening roars, why would they care about the breaking glass? e_e
>>63753
From the Keep's position lower on the hill, she can't see anything out of the ordinary. The keep is/was intended as a defensive structure for the base of the hill, not against the top where the synogogue is.
Well they didn't seem too bothered by the deafening roars, why would they care about the breaking glass? e_e
>>63753
From the Keep's position lower on the hill, she can't see anything out of the ordinary. The keep is/was intended as a defensive structure for the base of the hill, not against the top where the synogogue is.
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>>63758
Oh. I guess they fly to that then
Since Thez is there and she knows the security settings on the Tower...
Oh. I guess they fly to that then
Since Thez is there and she knows the security settings on the Tower...
Adeline pulls up her hood, granting +10 bonus to hide in shadows, which are everywhere because of a darkness charm on the staff, following closely behind Infernius.
Trump, Stix, and Fae fly in from the recently cleared and searched keep. Meanwhile, Thez lost her footing and got hit by the gold nuggets, where Tracy only got hit by the nuggets and is still standing. The giga-jew adjusts its position and raises a foot over Tracy for a stomp.
No dex bonus, no dodge bonus, ac is -2 cuz stunned.
Trump, Stix, and Fae fly in from the recently cleared and searched keep. Meanwhile, Thez lost her footing and got hit by the gold nuggets, where Tracy only got hit by the nuggets and is still standing. The giga-jew adjusts its position and raises a foot over Tracy for a stomp.
No dex bonus, no dodge bonus, ac is -2 cuz stunned.
[2d20+12 = 30]
>>63763
As the monstrosity of jewness levels its foot above Tracy for a deterministic stomp a large shadow, almost a swirl of the darkest smoke given a semblance of form and purpose, darts out from the shadows and attacks the giant's stable foot.
>>63763
As the monstrosity of jewness levels its foot above Tracy for a deterministic stomp a large shadow, almost a swirl of the darkest smoke given a semblance of form and purpose, darts out from the shadows and attacks the giant's stable foot.
I forgot to mention it should be taking 2 points of strength damage every time she flanks it because of Crippling Strike.
It should've lost ~6 points from those few hits.
It should've lost ~6 points from those few hits.
[1d20+22 = 40]
Disrupted by this new attack, the Gigajew foregoes its first attack and takes a step back. With its second attack, it swipes at the shadow.
Disrupted by this new attack, the Gigajew foregoes its first attack and takes a step back. With its second attack, it swipes at the shadow.
[8d12+24 = 62]
[1d6+14 = 19]
Successfully, the shadow is torn into smaller pieces
[1d6+14 = 19]
Successfully, the shadow is torn into smaller pieces
[1d20+22 = 29]
With its last attack, the giant readies its other foot and stomps down on Thez.
With its last attack, the giant readies its other foot and stomps down on Thez.
The Gigajew screams triumphantly at the conclusion of its attack sequence, still standing on what moments ago was Thez.
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[2d20 = 24]
>>63772
"You fucking bitch!" Tracy screams in response her eyes darting from the giant beast to Thez,
Because her faggot was too much of a drooling retard to do it earlier, she designates gigajew as her Dodge target, to gain +4 dodge bonus to AC. She takes a -5 penalty to her Attack rolls to gain +5 more AC with Combat Expertise. Gripping her defending dagger in her maw and focusing on her chain, she draws out their enhancement bonus to gain another +7 AC. And her new armor class is... a lot.
Now, thinking fast Tracy's mind flashes back to the moments she spent bullfighting with Infernius, she whirls her sparkling cape to gain total concealment until her next turn with Cloak Dance, as a move action.
With a whirl of colors, for a moment, it seems as though there are two Tracys, who both lash out with their chains.
With her chain in her claws and her mantle aflutter, Tracy uses her last standard action to make two attacks from concealment with her chain, both at her newly adjusted bonus of +15. She targets the leg she attacks earlier, stabbing into the arteries in hopes she damage the beast's leg to an extent that it won't be able to stomp anymore.
Take my cheap, slippery min-maxed attack style, you sniffling freak!
>>63772
"You fucking bitch!" Tracy screams in response her eyes darting from the giant beast to Thez,
Because her faggot was too much of a drooling retard to do it earlier, she designates gigajew as her Dodge target, to gain +4 dodge bonus to AC. She takes a -5 penalty to her Attack rolls to gain +5 more AC with Combat Expertise. Gripping her defending dagger in her maw and focusing on her chain, she draws out their enhancement bonus to gain another +7 AC. And her new armor class is... a lot.
Now, thinking fast Tracy's mind flashes back to the moments she spent bullfighting with Infernius, she whirls her sparkling cape to gain total concealment until her next turn with Cloak Dance, as a move action.
With a whirl of colors, for a moment, it seems as though there are two Tracys, who both lash out with their chains.
With her chain in her claws and her mantle aflutter, Tracy uses her last standard action to make two attacks from concealment with her chain, both at her newly adjusted bonus of +15. She targets the leg she attacks earlier, stabbing into the arteries in hopes she damage the beast's leg to an extent that it won't be able to stomp anymore.
Take my cheap, slippery min-maxed attack style, you sniffling freak!
>>63773
Where are you claiming all of these feats from? None of these were listed the last time you listed six
Where are you claiming all of these feats from? None of these were listed the last time you listed six
>>63774
She got Cloak dance at the same time Infernius was learning Improved Bull Rush. I gave up Leadership for Combat Expertise.
She got Cloak dance at the same time Infernius was learning Improved Bull Rush. I gave up Leadership for Combat Expertise.
>>63775
You mentioned it like once in a couple days in between sessions. In actual SRD you only get feats every three levels or as class or race related bonuses. In GMs special things you need 40-50 hours in game time, and that's 40-50 hours that can't be spent killing things or traveling or tending to birds. You don't get a free feat every week of real life time that goes by.
You mentioned it like once in a couple days in between sessions. In actual SRD you only get feats every three levels or as class or race related bonuses. In GMs special things you need 40-50 hours in game time, and that's 40-50 hours that can't be spent killing things or traveling or tending to birds. You don't get a free feat every week of real life time that goes by.
>>63774
TBH, I do remember cloak dance. It was something that when presented I decided I wanted Thez to have it too (and would have had were I aware of it previously).
TBH, I do remember cloak dance. It was something that when presented I decided I wanted Thez to have it too (and would have had were I aware of it previously).
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Like a Valkyrie riding a Pegasus, the Man with gleaming silver armor and dazzling strawberry blonde hair raises his sword high as he flies in, atop a gilded and shimmering lioness. Her outstreched and dragon like wings carry her a few inches over the broken stained glass windows of the ersatz church, her forward claws and fangs stretched and waiting to exact vengeance. Behind the man, a small pony peaks out a bow, string pulled back and arrow readied.
"Alright you European-style socialist sons a bitches! In the name of Elway and all that is holy, it is time to end your blight upon this land forever, and return you to the oblivion you belong!"
"Alright you European-style socialist sons a bitches! In the name of Elway and all that is holy, it is time to end your blight upon this land forever, and return you to the oblivion you belong!"
>>63783
I was under the impression that I was being told not to, and I haven't done anything since he cast fireball
I was under the impression that I was being told not to, and I haven't done anything since he cast fireball
Then Torc is arriving outside the Synogogue at about the same time as Infernius and Addy by foot, and Trump, Stix, and Fae, by Fae, who wastes no time and flies in the very same window Thez entered from. Speaking of Thez, she's right outside the building, nearly collapsed from being stunned but still maintaining her footing. "Tracy,...." she stammers out.
>>63785
"Huh, guess we're using the windows"
Torc climbs on Snek who is hopefully under the effect of Fly, and they enter through the same window.
"Huh, guess we're using the windows"
Torc climbs on Snek who is hopefully under the effect of Fly, and they enter through the same window.
>>63785
*rushes to thezs side*
"You ok ana?"
*puts himself in between her and the giga kike*
*takes stance*
"Burn."
*rushes to thezs side*
"You ok ana?"
*puts himself in between her and the giga kike*
*takes stance*
"Burn."
>>63787
The Gigajew is inside. "I'm just catching my breath. Watch out for his nose. Use some protection spell or something,"
The Gigajew is inside. "I'm just catching my breath. Watch out for his nose. Use some protection spell or something,"
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Trumpaladin glimmers extra glimmingly as he casts (cast?) Eagles Splendor on himself and Fae
[3d20 = 23]
>>63790
Sounds like a plan
Stix speaks to the paladin
“What is this abomination?”
He quickly takes aim at the monster and uses Rapid Shot to get three shots in at 9/9/4 I think
>>63790
Sounds like a plan
Stix speaks to the paladin
“What is this abomination?”
He quickly takes aim at the monster and uses Rapid Shot to get three shots in at 9/9/4 I think
>>63793
"I have no idea. But it is evil and unholy, and we are not getting out of here until it is gone"
"I have no idea. But it is evil and unholy, and we are not getting out of here until it is gone"
>>63792
The door is barred, but the windows are blasted open, including a rather large one.
>>63793
The shots embed in the thick skin of the creature, but don't seem to affect it all. However, their presence has given it more to think about than squishing Tracy so that's a win I guess. Roll for initiative.
The door is barred, but the windows are blasted open, including a rather large one.
>>63793
The shots embed in the thick skin of the creature, but don't seem to affect it all. However, their presence has given it more to think about than squishing Tracy so that's a win I guess. Roll for initiative.
>>63796
Infernius fails, and falls down on his butt. Thez regains her composure and <whooooof> re-enters the building. This precludes Thez from this round of initiative, but puts her in 1st place next round.
Infernius fails, and falls down on his butt. Thez regains her composure and <whooooof> re-enters the building. This precludes Thez from this round of initiative, but puts her in 1st place next round.
K so as I'm seeing, Fae is first, followed by Snek, then Torc and Infernius at the same time, with Stix following, with Trump in last.
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[3d20 = 46]
>>63802
Fae dives in towards the unholy abomination of central-European-style Socialism, and rips at it with Fang and Claw
>>63802
Fae dives in towards the unholy abomination of central-European-style Socialism, and rips at it with Fang and Claw
>>63804
She has the multiattack Feat, so it's something like 20/18/18 for the combined attack bonus, and +12 for highest base attack bonus. Possibly a couple points higher
She has the multiattack Feat, so it's something like 20/18/18 for the combined attack bonus, and +12 for highest base attack bonus. Possibly a couple points higher
[1d20+31 = 42]
[1d20+30 = 32]
>Torc and Snek next to each other
That's nice.
Snek aims his gun at let giant nosy merchant, and holds his action until Torc can cast True Strike.
Torc then casts a quickened True Strike, affecting him and Snek.
And for Torc's action, he forms a great beam of the purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heart, using it as a polar ray.
The polar ray has the +30, Snek had the +31
[1d20+30 = 32]
>Torc and Snek next to each other
That's nice.
Snek aims his gun at let giant nosy merchant, and holds his action until Torc can cast True Strike.
Torc then casts a quickened True Strike, affecting him and Snek.
And for Torc's action, he forms a great beam of the purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heart, using it as a polar ray.
The polar ray has the +30, Snek had the +31
>>63805
Yeah, I'll count it as 3, 1 of which does 2x damage
The creature retracts at the sudden onslaught
Yeah, I'll count it as 3, 1 of which does 2x damage
The creature retracts at the sudden onslaught
[1d20+7 = 11]
Rolling Initiative
Rolling Initiative
>>63806
>The purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heart
And just with saying that, +2d6 of cold damage. Careful not to get frostbite
>The purest coldness in Trumpaladin's heart
And just with saying that, +2d6 of cold damage. Careful not to get frostbite
[10d6 = 34]
No saved, but still the creature is weakened by an intense blast of jackboots and nationalism.
No saved, but still the creature is weakened by an intense blast of jackboots and nationalism.
Tracy and Stix' turn, the former whom I assume is going to town on the increasingly injured foot?
[3d20 = 31]
>>63817
Tracy whips out Edgy and flanks the creatures leg, slashing viciously, intent on completely crippling the creature.
>>63817
Tracy whips out Edgy and flanks the creatures leg, slashing viciously, intent on completely crippling the creature.
>>63819
She's ditched the extra 5 AC from combat expertise now, and is just trying to fuck it up at her full attack bonus.
She's ditched the extra 5 AC from combat expertise now, and is just trying to fuck it up at her full attack bonus.
[3d20 = 30]
>>63817
Stix fires another three shots with Rapid Shot with his magical bow.
“Any ideas on how to stop this thing Trump”
>>63817
Stix fires another three shots with Rapid Shot with his magical bow.
“Any ideas on how to stop this thing Trump”
So Stix falls over. I understood him still being on Fae's back, if so he would be falling off at this point.
[5d20 = 54]
In a Chanel of all his faith and fury, Trumpaladin brings down Vanderiem like a sharp and swift hammer, channeling all his faith and fury into the repeated slashes.
He utters the following short prayer:
"Elway, give me the strength to smite all those who seek to wipe hope from this land, and bring justice for what has befallen our Port and Sparintenar. Praise American"
Slash Slash Slash Smite Smite with two smite evils, feather fall, and Divine might on all attacks. With Eagle's splendor that is +8 damage on every hit that lands and one turn undead expended.
The bonuses should be 28/23/18/21/21 with smite evil adding the +8 to the last attack and the feather fall attack, and with Trumpaladin claiming the Weapon Focus feat. Smite evil does +17 damage
In a Chanel of all his faith and fury, Trumpaladin brings down Vanderiem like a sharp and swift hammer, channeling all his faith and fury into the repeated slashes.
He utters the following short prayer:
"Elway, give me the strength to smite all those who seek to wipe hope from this land, and bring justice for what has befallen our Port and Sparintenar. Praise American"
Slash Slash Slash Smite Smite with two smite evils, feather fall, and Divine might on all attacks. With Eagle's splendor that is +8 damage on every hit that lands and one turn undead expended.
The bonuses should be 28/23/18/21/21 with smite evil adding the +8 to the last attack and the feather fall attack, and with Trumpaladin claiming the Weapon Focus feat. Smite evil does +17 damage
How much does she need to dig into this leg before it's crippled?
Sorry, the hold up was because it is Gigajew's turn before Trump's, but then I had to do something anyway
*lenos takes flight drom the roof od the keep and flies to the roof of the synagogue*
As Trump readies to wail on the massive creature of noses, and as Lenos and Kiynen arrive on the rooftop, the Gigajew holds its arms out wide, and each one of its eyes glow red
GJ>Jew Beam
Everyone inside the Synogogue roll a saving throw
GJ>Jew Beam
Everyone inside the Synogogue roll a saving throw
[1d20+2 = 10]
[1d20 = 17]
Torc gets an extra +2 to all saves, so that one is his.
[1d20 = 17]
Torc gets an extra +2 to all saves, so that one is his.
Trump/Fae need to take damage, otherwise its a new round
[1d100 = 19]
As everyone is stung by the crazy jew-beam, Trump dashes forward with Vandereim and strikes once, twice, a third time, before clasping the sword in both hands, delivering a devastating sever-strike, followed by yet another hit.
As everyone is stung by the crazy jew-beam, Trump dashes forward with Vandereim and strikes once, twice, a third time, before clasping the sword in both hands, delivering a devastating sever-strike, followed by yet another hit.
So the Gigajew is stumbling (flat-footed) until its next turn, and Trump gets an extra attack roll, on top of his previously uncalculated damage.
>>63852
And with his latest attack,... by the way, you guys need to be more on it about calculating critical thresholds. A nat 20 rolls on the critical table, but the critical threshold (as in, improved critical, keen weapons, etc.) still get double damage dice. Thez for example, gets a 16+ critical threat. I say "you guys" cuz it occurs to me that I've totally neglected it in the past. Like,... totally,...
Trump zips along the Gigajew, riding Fae solo after Stix fell off in an unfortunate dice roll. Weaving around reaching arms he strikes cleaving blow after cleaving blow, as Fae continually increases in height in an elevating spiral. Cresting to just over the full height of the creature, and not far from the top of the synogogue, Fae speeds into a dive, headed straight for the creature's face. As she dives, the creature attempts to swat at the pair, which is exactly what Fae had hoped would happen. Slicing once into the arm to disrupt its motion, Trump turns with his momentum and grips Vandereim in a devastating downward slice that severs the Gigajew's massive arm just at the upper bicep. With just a gesture and the energetic momentum Trump signals Fae back toward the monstrosity one final time. As they fly past, Trump digs Vandereim in the creature's chest right at the waistline and digs a canyon of ruined flesh across toward the opposite shoulder. In an absolute shower of jewish blood, the creature stumbles backward one step, and then two, finally falling at the apex of the temple, where it had formed in the first place.
And with his latest attack,... by the way, you guys need to be more on it about calculating critical thresholds. A nat 20 rolls on the critical table, but the critical threshold (as in, improved critical, keen weapons, etc.) still get double damage dice. Thez for example, gets a 16+ critical threat. I say "you guys" cuz it occurs to me that I've totally neglected it in the past. Like,... totally,...
Trump zips along the Gigajew, riding Fae solo after Stix fell off in an unfortunate dice roll. Weaving around reaching arms he strikes cleaving blow after cleaving blow, as Fae continually increases in height in an elevating spiral. Cresting to just over the full height of the creature, and not far from the top of the synogogue, Fae speeds into a dive, headed straight for the creature's face. As she dives, the creature attempts to swat at the pair, which is exactly what Fae had hoped would happen. Slicing once into the arm to disrupt its motion, Trump turns with his momentum and grips Vandereim in a devastating downward slice that severs the Gigajew's massive arm just at the upper bicep. With just a gesture and the energetic momentum Trump signals Fae back toward the monstrosity one final time. As they fly past, Trump digs Vandereim in the creature's chest right at the waistline and digs a canyon of ruined flesh across toward the opposite shoulder. In an absolute shower of jewish blood, the creature stumbles backward one step, and then two, finally falling at the apex of the temple, where it had formed in the first place.
[2d8+5 = 16]
>>63853
Torc and Snek make their way to Stix
"You okay lad?"
Torc also take the opportunity to use his wand of cure moderate wounds on Snek
>>63853
Torc and Snek make their way to Stix
"You okay lad?"
Torc also take the opportunity to use his wand of cure moderate wounds on Snek
>>63855
Stix tries to hide his embarrassment about falling off in combat.
“It stings a bit, but I’ll manage”
Stix tries to hide his embarrassment about falling off in combat.
“It stings a bit, but I’ll manage”
>>63853
>>63854
Trunpaladin instructs Fae to keep an eye on the carcass - if there is any further movement - then moves back to the fallen pony. He places his hand on the pony's chin
"Dominus Footballus Fuck the Seahawks... -us" he utters as a Latin sounding prayer, and with his lay of hands, heals the shaken pony.
"You did well. Here, and with the were rat on the balcony. Port Barry has not quite yet been avenged, but we may still set this right"
>>63854
Trunpaladin instructs Fae to keep an eye on the carcass - if there is any further movement - then moves back to the fallen pony. He places his hand on the pony's chin
"Dominus Footballus Fuck the Seahawks... -us" he utters as a Latin sounding prayer, and with his lay of hands, heals the shaken pony.
"You did well. Here, and with the were rat on the balcony. Port Barry has not quite yet been avenged, but we may still set this right"
Its Seahawkus,... but whatever
Trump erotically massages Stix. Anyone else?
Trump erotically massages Stix. Anyone else?
Oh, Trump healed Stix....
I guess Torc's heal is directed at himself then
I guess Torc's heal is directed at himself then
Trumpaladin moves away from the scene embarrassed and wobbles back towards Fae again
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So the Synogogue is pretty wrecked, pews tossed about here and there. Much of the architecture and wall is ornate, with gilt and other such embellishments. Aside from the giant body with X'ed out eyes all over it, there's a single smaller door in the back.
After being healed, Stix looks around.
“So... what do we do now? Are there any other threats?”
“So... what do we do now? Are there any other threats?”
>>63870
Tracy takes one of the gigajew's teeth as a trophy, then moves to the door, taking 10 on her Trap Sense.
Tracy takes one of the gigajew's teeth as a trophy, then moves to the door, taking 10 on her Trap Sense.
To be able to take a 10 on a skill/attack/ability roll, you have to be able to have a +20 or more modifier
*lenos flies down to the party*
Did you guys think to poke it in the eyes?
Did you guys think to poke it in the eyes?
>>63880
The spooky door only leads to a closet and a small office. There doesn't seem to be anything special behind the door, and Tracy rolled a 19.
Infernius makes his way inside, with Addy flitting along from shadow to shadow in the background.
The spooky door only leads to a closet and a small office. There doesn't seem to be anything special behind the door, and Tracy rolled a 19.
Infernius makes his way inside, with Addy flitting along from shadow to shadow in the background.
>>63884
Yes I was. And making sure nothing came to reinforce the thing. You would only have to poke out a few eyes.
Yes I was. And making sure nothing came to reinforce the thing. You would only have to poke out a few eyes.
The whole of the area is mostly centered on a stage. There's rows and rows of pews, some of which have been kicked over or stepped on, all leading to a main oratory area with lots of pretty shiny embellishments and decorations that have some sort of jewish significance. Directly behind it is an oversized bookcase containing every single relevant text you could think of for jews (and they get exhaustive about EVERYTHING), back and to the left of which is the door that leads to the office and closet.
>>63889
>tfw don't have sheet so can't remember ranks in Appraise
Tracy just grabs shiny things out of habit, as she check to make sure the entrance to the tower isn't located here.
>tfw don't have sheet so can't remember ranks in Appraise
Tracy just grabs shiny things out of habit, as she check to make sure the entrance to the tower isn't located here.
[1d20+23 = 26]
>>63888
Check'd
Torc decides to see if he recognizes anything magical
Knowledge (Arcane) check
>>63888
Check'd
Torc decides to see if he recognizes anything magical
Knowledge (Arcane) check
>>63894
There are some minor dwoemers and spells to make things glow and such, but nothing significantly or usefully magical.
There are some minor dwoemers and spells to make things glow and such, but nothing significantly or usefully magical.
>>63894
Infernius did say he wanted to make a knowledge religion check, but i think he's still looking for his charger
Infernius did say he wanted to make a knowledge religion check, but i think he's still looking for his charger
>>63898
Its not a scroll
Addy skips up and gasps upon seeing the bookshelf.
She immediately begins climbing it.
Its not a scroll
Addy skips up and gasps upon seeing the bookshelf.
She immediately begins climbing it.
"Well, that was an ordeal." Tracy barks out, frustrated to find that she cannot access the tower through the temple, as she guessed
She returns to further mutilate the gigajew's corpse, occupying herself as she waits for the party to get ready to move on.
Then her eyes widen.
"Hey.. Where's Thez?"
She returns to further mutilate the gigajew's corpse, occupying herself as she waits for the party to get ready to move on.
Then her eyes widen.
"Hey.. Where's Thez?"
>>63899
Then what is it?
"Welp, nothing useful here. Unless you wanna look like a fucking lightning bug"
Then what is it?
"Welp, nothing useful here. Unless you wanna look like a fucking lightning bug"
>>63900
"I'm here," is called from another section of the synogogue.
Addy, who has climbed atop the bookshelf and is rocking back and forth on the intricately carved wave pattern-molded top piece, suddenly stops and says, "hey, those look like wheels."
"I'm here," is called from another section of the synogogue.
Addy, who has climbed atop the bookshelf and is rocking back and forth on the intricately carved wave pattern-molded top piece, suddenly stops and says, "hey, those look like wheels."
>>63903
Tracy, with a peculiar look on her face, rushes over to stabilize the rocking shelf, before carefully moving it aside to see what's behind it.
Tracy, with a peculiar look on her face, rushes over to stabilize the rocking shelf, before carefully moving it aside to see what's behind it.
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