>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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*brushes birdies*
>>63093
Oh your sulking?
Did you daughter come out of the shadows to pet a gay cat thing?
But when you talked to her nothing happened?
Oh your sulking?
Did you daughter come out of the shadows to pet a gay cat thing?
But when you talked to her nothing happened?
>>63095
She chased off after Tracy, it wasn't personal. Besides, she doesn't know Infernius is her daughter, she just knows that her mom cries when seeing his face. And she has his face, plastered all over the wall of the former McDonald's.
She chased off after Tracy, it wasn't personal. Besides, she doesn't know Infernius is her daughter, she just knows that her mom cries when seeing his face. And she has his face, plastered all over the wall of the former McDonald's.
>>63095
Uh, Torc found out that the unicorn he cursed to come to the game is being pretty much killed for Soros' pleasure.
He's not happy
Uh, Torc found out that the unicorn he cursed to come to the game is being pretty much killed for Soros' pleasure.
He's not happy
Torc returns to the party, his gun out, with a frost steaming from the barrel.
He begings hissing at Snek, who notices his hood is covering his face more.
The rest of the party wonders why Torc is hissing rather than speaking common to Snek.
He begings hissing at Snek, who notices his hood is covering his face more.
The rest of the party wonders why Torc is hissing rather than speaking common to Snek.
>>63102
"Me fix everything, me skull fuck soros to death, skin and rub salt on all his servants then rape them to death in front of him. He has done this to you and addy."
"Me fix everything, me skull fuck soros to death, skin and rub salt on all his servants then rape them to death in front of him. He has done this to you and addy."
>>63107
She wants to argue, she wants to correct him with all sorts of comments on what has happened and what may still, but really, she just wants to bury her face into his chest. Because for her, its been 15 very long and very painful years since she's seen his bright-yellow eyed face.
She wants to argue, she wants to correct him with all sorts of comments on what has happened and what may still, but really, she just wants to bury her face into his chest. Because for her, its been 15 very long and very painful years since she's seen his bright-yellow eyed face.
>>63107
"I like the spirit here! But we need to get back in time to prevent all of this from happening to begin with.
It's too much for me"
"I like the spirit here! But we need to get back in time to prevent all of this from happening to begin with.
It's too much for me"
[1d20+36 = 56]
>>63113
Suddenly Infernius feels himself grabbed by a large hand
"You aren't leaving"
Greater Shadow Evocation, grasping hand
>>63113
Suddenly Infernius feels himself grabbed by a large hand
"You aren't leaving"
Greater Shadow Evocation, grasping hand
>>63113
"You're... not... going... anywhere."
"So then its true," is said from the doorway, as a largely concealed Adeline steps out from the shadows.
"You're... not... going... anywhere."
"So then its true," is said from the doorway, as a largely concealed Adeline steps out from the shadows.
>>63113
*leaves regen ring by the entrance with a crude note*
*saying*
"Me sorry me couldn't be there for you and addy, me failed you both."
*leaves regen ring by the entrance with a crude note*
*saying*
"Me sorry me couldn't be there for you and addy, me failed you both."
>>63116
"REEEEEE WHY DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME FIX THIS!"
"REEEEEE WHY DO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME FIX THIS!"
>>63121
<whoooof>
"Where do you think you're going? Do you really," her voice breks at this point, but she regains herself, "think I'm going to let you walk out. I don't fault you for what happened, but now? You're just going to go?"
<whoooof>
"Where do you think you're going? Do you really," her voice breks at this point, but she regains herself, "think I'm going to let you walk out. I don't fault you for what happened, but now? You're just going to go?"
>>63130
Reeeeeeeeeee! Stop dancing around the issue!
Go talk to the girl. Everyone has been waiting for you to introduce her character.
Reeeeeeeeeee! Stop dancing around the issue!
Go talk to the girl. Everyone has been waiting for you to introduce her character.
>>63133
Torc pulls his gun up to Infernius
"Listen, I'm having a shitty day. I'm not having you meet your daughter when Death introduces you two. So go and fucking talk to her."
The hand begins to slowly move towards Addy
Torc pulls his gun up to Infernius
"Listen, I'm having a shitty day. I'm not having you meet your daughter when Death introduces you two. So go and fucking talk to her."
The hand begins to slowly move towards Addy
"Are you really...?" a voice speaks from the doorway of the building. Adeline steps back through, Thez stands in shock and disbelief (Addy rolled a 20, so none but an omniscient god knew she was still there).
Tracy taps the ground with her magick hand, illuminating the entire room spectacularly with daylight.
She looks at Infernius almost threateningly.
She looks at Infernius almost threateningly.
>>63142
Adeline stands there for a moment. She's cloaked in shadows, revealing only her face, the face of a 14-year old who was just old that the world that has been cascadingly degrading around her has just gotten a little bit brighter.
"Then,... where,... why,...." she struggles for the words.
"Why are you such a faggit?"
>>63143
Thez grimaces at his words "Don't,..." but is cut off.
"Its okkay. You're here now. Please don't go," Addy says, running up to and embracing Infernius.
Adeline stands there for a moment. She's cloaked in shadows, revealing only her face, the face of a 14-year old who was just old that the world that has been cascadingly degrading around her has just gotten a little bit brighter.
"Then,... where,... why,...." she struggles for the words.
"Why are you such a faggit?"
>>63143
Thez grimaces at his words "Don't,..." but is cut off.
"Its okkay. You're here now. Please don't go," Addy says, running up to and embracing Infernius.
I'm exhausted, so please don't hold back on advancement if I pass out.
>>63150
"We might all get killed. And yes, the tower has been taken. But we can take it back, and that's our next move. If there is to be "a move"."
"We might all get killed. And yes, the tower has been taken. But we can take it back, and that's our next move. If there is to be "a move"."
>>63156
"She's my responsibility. She's suffered for my decisions, and fuck if I'm not gonna help her"
"She's my responsibility. She's suffered for my decisions, and fuck if I'm not gonna help her"
[1d20 = 13]
>>63169
*Kicks in the mixed nuts*
"Reeeeeee! Hugging comes first! Hug her!"
[Maternal hormone drenched pony noises]
>>63169
*Kicks in the mixed nuts*
"Reeeeeee! Hugging comes first! Hug her!"
[Maternal hormone drenched pony noises]
>>63167
"Noble sentiment, but yer about 14 years late. I'm not faulting, but don't think you're running off. Like last time,...."
"Noble sentiment, but yer about 14 years late. I'm not faulting, but don't think you're running off. Like last time,...."
>>63175
"I... always wanted,.. a dad...." Addy says, veritably motionless, aside from the whip action. "Are......."
She seems ashamed, and a bit nonplussed. Addy, that is. Thez is still bewildered and aback
"I... always wanted,.. a dad...." Addy says, veritably motionless, aside from the whip action. "Are......."
She seems ashamed, and a bit nonplussed. Addy, that is. Thez is still bewildered and aback
Stix slowly backs up through the doorway where Addy came from to give everyone some space.
>>63176
Torc moves Infernius a bit closer to Addy, then walks as out of the way he can while maintaining the spell, ready to drop it when needed.
He sits in a bean-snek chair
Torc moves Infernius a bit closer to Addy, then walks as out of the way he can while maintaining the spell, ready to drop it when needed.
He sits in a bean-snek chair
"You see this? Do you SEE? This is probably the most adorable thing I could ever imagine. I'd rend my own heart if I thought it would benefit! She's insufferable," sob, "And she's reckless," sob, "And all she's ever wanted was for," sob "those around her to stop dying. She's never even met another living, walking,...."
"Thats not true, I've had friends. Seiben was my favorite, but there were others. All the corns (her name), from Regina to others. You think this world is all bad!" she accuses Thez with.
"Thats not true, I've had friends. Seiben was my favorite, but there were others. All the corns (her name), from Regina to others. You think this world is all bad!" she accuses Thez with.
>>63182
"No, I met Seiben, his son. And he was great. He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T," she says with a wave. Now when I say a wave, I don't mean anything lasting. What I do mean however, is that she (Addy) has a certain force of presence, where she can 'wave' her emotional state into the immediate surroundings. At the moment she's sad and hurt, because all she's ever known is ignominy, for reasons beyond her control or ability to mitigate.
>>63184
"Who are YOU to tell me what to do!?"
"DD, please, it's,...."
"No, I met Seiben, his son. And he was great. He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T," she says with a wave. Now when I say a wave, I don't mean anything lasting. What I do mean however, is that she (Addy) has a certain force of presence, where she can 'wave' her emotional state into the immediate surroundings. At the moment she's sad and hurt, because all she's ever known is ignominy, for reasons beyond her control or ability to mitigate.
>>63184
"Who are YOU to tell me what to do!?"
"DD, please, it's,...."
>>63187
"Who am me? Me am Infernuis "mother fucking" Preston, me am the one who you are angry at. Beat me it will make you feel better."
"Who am me? Me am Infernuis "mother fucking" Preston, me am the one who you are angry at. Beat me it will make you feel better."
>>63187
"Me am the deadbeat that never got to see you grow up. Me am the loser who wasnt here to protect you and you mother."
"Me am the deadbeat that never got to see you grow up. Me am the loser who wasnt here to protect you and you mother."
>>63187
>He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T
Torc grimaces at the words
"Heh, first I found out the poor unicorn I brought here is pretty much being killed everyday and I get spat on and insulted by father and daughter..."
Torc stops the spell and walks away again
>"Damnit you emotional little bitch"
>He was kind and friendly that everyone of you AREN'T
Torc grimaces at the words
"Heh, first I found out the poor unicorn I brought here is pretty much being killed everyday and I get spat on and insulted by father and daughter..."
Torc stops the spell and walks away again
>"Damnit you emotional little bitch"
>>63192
Torc begins to point his gun, but stops and lowers it
"Forget it, I'm gonna go see what I can do"
He trys making his way to a watch tower or the likes
Torc begins to point his gun, but stops and lowers it
"Forget it, I'm gonna go see what I can do"
He trys making his way to a watch tower or the likes
>>63193
"You see this?! This is the only one of you who isn't a pussy!"
"ADDY!"
"No! I've lived by your rules, I've hid from everything. To what end?! Where am I to go from this except to die?!?"
And to this, Thez has NO response. All that can be heard from her is choked breath and astonished silence.
"You see this?! This is the only one of you who isn't a pussy!"
"ADDY!"
"No! I've lived by your rules, I've hid from everything. To what end?! Where am I to go from this except to die?!?"
And to this, Thez has NO response. All that can be heard from her is choked breath and astonished silence.
"Like,... like all my friends,"
>>63195
Trumpaladin interjects, though perhaps with not enough force to overcome what is going on in front of him
"How do I get back"
Trumpaladin interjects, though perhaps with not enough force to overcome what is going on in front of him
"How do I get back"
>>63195
"Oh stop it, he just wants to leave the room to get away from drama. Now all of you hush. I need to get back to the past. I mean, we need to get back to the past"
"Oh stop it, he just wants to leave the room to get away from drama. Now all of you hush. I need to get back to the past. I mean, we need to get back to the past"
[1d3 = 3]
[1d20 = 15]
>>63200
As he says this they hear a ray sound
"Hey shit this feels good"
Torc casts Ray of frost on one of the lizard people outside the walls
[1d20 = 15]
>>63200
As he says this they hear a ray sound
"Hey shit this feels good"
Torc casts Ray of frost on one of the lizard people outside the walls
Stix, still confused, lays down in the other room and waits for the group to settle down. Seeing that this could be a lengthy wait, Stix takes a rest.
>>63203
"So,... so does she." Thez says, and Infernius can see that just saying this, admitting it, literally crushes her. "She didn't,... doesn't deserve this world."
"So,... so does she." Thez says, and Infernius can see that just saying this, admitting it, literally crushes her. "She didn't,... doesn't deserve this world."
*changes into dragon form and roars at inferniosj Ive had enough no apprentice of mine is going off half cocked. You think your a terrible father. Out of 5 kids only 2 of mine are still alive and i wasnt around to protect them.
Let's go of the pony, and moves back in the room closer to the door, with Pony 2
o_O
Lenos hits the button. In an extra-ordinate display of grandiose dragon-ocity he grows to immense size, embracing his full dragon nature.
His tumultuous dragon-breath beats down on Infernius. (not the napalm dragon-breath)
Lenos hits the button. In an extra-ordinate display of grandiose dragon-ocity he grows to immense size, embracing his full dragon nature.
His tumultuous dragon-breath beats down on Infernius. (not the napalm dragon-breath)
[15d6 = 46]
"EAT SHIT LIZARDS"
Torc casts freezing sphere at a large group of the reptiles.
It's his form of stress relief
"EAT SHIT LIZARDS"
Torc casts freezing sphere at a large group of the reptiles.
It's his form of stress relief
Trumpaladin goes for a walk
*spits out foul tasting bull*
You sorry excuse for a bull. I have half a mind to let my children practice their breath attacks on your worthless hide. But that would be a waste of the time i spent training you. And i wont deprive your daughter her father or my friend her mate (pathetic as he is at this moment). Instead ill do this for now
*casts forcecage*
You sorry excuse for a bull. I have half a mind to let my children practice their breath attacks on your worthless hide. But that would be a waste of the time i spent training you. And i wont deprive your daughter her father or my friend her mate (pathetic as he is at this moment). Instead ill do this for now
*casts forcecage*
>>63214
Who said that?
Also he's in a magical force-prison. Remember that time Lenos and Thez fought (might've been early for Infernius) yeah that one.
Who said that?
Also he's in a magical force-prison. Remember that time Lenos and Thez fought (might've been early for Infernius) yeah that one.
>>63218
*lifts spiked eye ridge*
Really? A weak imitation of the spell i cast over myself all the time. You really think thats going to affect me?
*lifts spiked eye ridge*
Really? A weak imitation of the spell i cast over myself all the time. You really think thats going to affect me?
>>63225
"Um.... excuse me. You said something earlier about undesirables, or whatever you called them, that you think might be responsible for sending us through time?"
"Um.... excuse me. You said something earlier about undesirables, or whatever you called them, that you think might be responsible for sending us through time?"
>>63225
Its not a windowless room. But unless he can become less then .5 inches thick he cant get out using etheral jaunt
Its not a windowless room. But unless he can become less then .5 inches thick he cant get out using etheral jaunt
>>63226
Understand, the party is a new thing to Thez. For ~ 15 years there's been nothing but Addy. I understand there are misconceptions on Infernius' end, but Thez' side it very dark and resentful, with cause.
Understand, the party is a new thing to Thez. For ~ 15 years there's been nothing but Addy. I understand there are misconceptions on Infernius' end, but Thez' side it very dark and resentful, with cause.
>>63231
I don't think he does. Maybe I'm missing something, but I have a real hard time identifying with is position. Having not been responsible for his own absence, I have a hard time buying his shame and regret. I have a hard time seeing him resentful and angry - aside from outrage - at the situation he finds himself in. To be honest, I expected Infernius to be the last character ready to throw salt.
I could be wrong though.
I don't think he does. Maybe I'm missing something, but I have a real hard time identifying with is position. Having not been responsible for his own absence, I have a hard time buying his shame and regret. I have a hard time seeing him resentful and angry - aside from outrage - at the situation he finds himself in. To be honest, I expected Infernius to be the last character ready to throw salt.
I could be wrong though.
>>63232
Are you fucking serous m8?
He sees how much they've suffered by addys comments and thezs demeanour.
Are you fucking serous m8?
He sees how much they've suffered by addys comments and thezs demeanour.
>"There's always a way."
A>"Shouldn't you guys take this on board? I'd guess ur gonna talk about stuff that the other characters would wanna know."
"Not always, me learned that hard way."
A>"Shouldn't you guys take this on board? I'd guess ur gonna talk about stuff that the other characters would wanna know."
"Not always, me learned that hard way."
>>63233
If that's your concern, you're misunderstanding. As the world stands, Thez (and hers, by proxy) are living on borrowed time, and when that time runs out,....
If that's your concern, you're misunderstanding. As the world stands, Thez (and hers, by proxy) are living on borrowed time, and when that time runs out,....
>>63236
Yeah. Alright, I'll spell it out for you. The state the world is in is directly a result of all the shit that's gone on. If you want a better reality for Thez, for Addy, for any of this, running away isn't the way to do it. There is a way, technically several ways, to fix it. Guess what, running off on a depressed-suicide-tragic-redemption-mission isn't it.
Yeah. Alright, I'll spell it out for you. The state the world is in is directly a result of all the shit that's gone on. If you want a better reality for Thez, for Addy, for any of this, running away isn't the way to do it. There is a way, technically several ways, to fix it. Guess what, running off on a depressed-suicide-tragic-redemption-mission isn't it.
>>63241
Tears streaming down, she lifts her face to meet his gaze. "I have to take the throne. Of Hell."
Tears streaming down, she lifts her face to meet his gaze. "I have to take the throne. Of Hell."
>>63244
"I *am* a princess, and yes, we've crossed swords several times. But that was a long time ago, and I was far more powerful than I,... am," she says, lifting her hands and looking at them disdainfully.
>>63245
She steps toward Infernius instinctively, but unsure of his intentions, she stays herself.
"I *am* a princess, and yes, we've crossed swords several times. But that was a long time ago, and I was far more powerful than I,... am," she says, lifting her hands and looking at them disdainfully.
>>63245
She steps toward Infernius instinctively, but unsure of his intentions, she stays herself.
>>63246
"So tell me, who do you think sent us through time to begin with, and who may get us back?
I'm guessing the Golden Lady is at the heart of all this?"
"So tell me, who do you think sent us through time to begin with, and who may get us back?
I'm guessing the Golden Lady is at the heart of all this?"
>>63246
"Do not regret relinquishing demonic power or influence. Be grateful for gaining friends, and now family."
"Do not regret relinquishing demonic power or influence. Be grateful for gaining friends, and now family."
>>63206
"Pony, did you have like a radio or something you could use to get in touch with Trollestia? That could be useful"
"Pony, did you have like a radio or something you could use to get in touch with Trollestia? That could be useful"
>>63256
Not sure Lenos lifted the cage yet, but we'll assume he didn't.
Thez meanwhile, flails in resistance for a moment, but its not sincere and rapidly surrenders to his embrace.
Not sure Lenos lifted the cage yet, but we'll assume he didn't.
Thez meanwhile, flails in resistance for a moment, but its not sincere and rapidly surrenders to his embrace.
"I let you go for one mission, and you disappear for over a dozen years."
>>63259
"I know, at least, I believe you. Still, you're here now. I never thought I'd see you again," tears flow relentlessly.
"I know, at least, I believe you. Still, you're here now. I never thought I'd see you again," tears flow relentlessly.
>>63263
Addy looks at Thez, who nods solemnly, before running up and embracing the both of them. "I've always wanted a father," she blubbers into his stomach. Hearing this, Thez loses her composure and collapses to her knees, hugging Addy from behind while still holding onto Infernius.
Addy looks at Thez, who nods solemnly, before running up and embracing the both of them. "I've always wanted a father," she blubbers into his stomach. Hearing this, Thez loses her composure and collapses to her knees, hugging Addy from behind while still holding onto Infernius.
>>63264
"Me am sorry me was not here to protect you 2, me know that dont mean much."
*hugs both of them tightly*
"Me am sorry me was not here to protect you 2, me know that dont mean much."
*hugs both of them tightly*
*brushes birdies*
>tfw ran out of alp paintings
Alright, alright, that's enough of that sappy-ass shit! So there we have it. Addy is fully introduced, Infernius isn't running off and getting himself killed,... again,... and Thez has a plan to get back to Hell, where the exopolitics might offer a solution to this whole "Samurai Jack" story-arc.
Oh, and it will also give Tracy the chance to stab things that can actually be sneak-attacked.
And Snek and Torcuil get to shoot stuff.
And Trump can unleash a righteous fury upon for what happened to his and Infernius' men.
And Lenos can blow up more shit.
Oh, and it will also give Tracy the chance to stab things that can actually be sneak-attacked.
And Snek and Torcuil get to shoot stuff.
And Trump can unleash a righteous fury upon for what happened to his and Infernius' men.
And Lenos can blow up more shit.
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>>63270
>Is ready to unleash a Righteous fury
By the way, Thez didn't answer questions about who may have caused the time portal
>Is ready to unleash a Righteous fury
By the way, Thez didn't answer questions about who may have caused the time portal
Torc returns to the party in a bit of a better mood than before
"Wanna go kill some lizards?"
"Wanna go kill some lizards?"
*having dismissed thw force cage lenos reverts back to his brownie form and proceeds to drink more ale*
so were going to hell then?
so were going to hell then?
>>63274
Addy looks at Lenos, confused by him changing form. "So which is it? Are you a dragon or are you a midgit?"
Addy looks at Lenos, confused by him changing form. "So which is it? Are you a dragon or are you a midgit?"
>>63276
"No but it could help"
>"Fuck lizards, they always think they're superior cause they have legs and shit"
"You know, for being as young as you are you sure seem to know a lot"
>"I got here like you did. I died and next thing I knew It was a staff. And I was stuck with you"
"Huh"
"No but it could help"
>"Fuck lizards, they always think they're superior cause they have legs and shit"
"You know, for being as young as you are you sure seem to know a lot"
>"I got here like you did. I died and next thing I knew It was a staff. And I was stuck with you"
"Huh"
>>63277
"Well here's the thing. Back in the tower, I used to have a small gate device I kept in my room. It was too small for people to use *normally*, but if we can get to it, we might be able to use it to get into Hell. From there,... well just what you might expect.
"Well here's the thing. Back in the tower, I used to have a small gate device I kept in my room. It was too small for people to use *normally*, but if we can get to it, we might be able to use it to get into Hell. From there,... well just what you might expect.
>>63279
Torc considers freezing hell over if they do end up there.
"And how do we get into the tower?"
Torc considers freezing hell over if they do end up there.
"And how do we get into the tower?"
>>63283
"He managed to get through the tower's sheild?
... I guess it says something for all of us, keeping our things in a building we don't own.."
>tfw still haven't bought that house on the ranch
"He managed to get through the tower's sheild?
... I guess it says something for all of us, keeping our things in a building we don't own.."
>tfw still haven't bought that house on the ranch
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