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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63906
>>63903
"Thez?" Trunpaladin calls out. "I killed a... Nevermind. Do you know how to get into the tower?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63907
63908
>>63904
Tracy, most quickly picking up on the implications of what Addy is hinting at, runs over and starts rattling the shelves, which indeed rattle as though held in place but otherwise mobile.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63908
63909 63910
>>63907
After a moment of '>muh hormones', Tracy continues to examine the self. Jostling it, pushing it, and pulling out various books, intent of finding out what's attached to it.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63909
>>63908
Snek slithers on over and pushes and shoves where Tracy asks him to.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63910
63911 63912 63914
>>63908
Eventually, from Tracy's apparent insistence, and boredom, Addy follows suit from what Tracy is doing, and after pulling a particularly oversized book on the top shelf called "Babbie Devil's Guide to Cantrips", the shelf slides aside, suddenly emitting a telltale video game sound involved in finding secret traps, chests, and doors.
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63911
>>63910
https://youtu.be/9z3_dlFsLEs
T1/jE
?
No.63912
63916
[1d20+23 = 39]
>>63910
~yay!
Rolling to check spooky corridor

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63913
63915
Behind the shelf is a darkened stone staircase leading down. Dust wafts off the area, not recently travelled.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63914
>>63910
"Huh, shall we go in?"
>"Ladies first!"
"Pearls before swine"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63915
63917
>>63913
"Hey, faggots! Addy and I found something!" Tracy shouts back, after checking the staircase for traps
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63916
63918
>>63912
From this position, the walkway leads in two directions. Rather, it leads along two paths in the same direction, one above the other, the lower one accessable by a ramp walkway.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63917
>>63915
"Glad to see you're doing something with your time" Trumpaladin shouts back
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63918
63919
>>63916
Tracy stops and ponders which direction to go
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63919
63920
>>63918
*which path to take
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63920
63921
>>63919
"Go ahead, I'll follow along," Addy peeks from the shadows near the edge of the bookshelf.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63921
63922
>>63920
"I'll follow you two, I'm just here for the ride"
l8rQ6
?
No.63922
63924
[1d20 = 12]
>>63921
Hits meme mage with a stick
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63923
Stick hits but is insufficient to do damage
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63924
63926
>>63922
"Oof"
Snek trys not to laugh, but that makes him laugh harder
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63925
*hits button to turn back to brownie as his lady changes form as well* we will follow at the back
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63926
63929
>>63924
"Don't follow, walk with!" Addy encourages.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63927
"I guess I'll go the opposite path"
T1/jE
?
No.63928
63931
[1d20+4 = 6]
I'm not sure I understand how these two paths are layed out, but rolling an intelligence check to guess the more favorable path to take.
.. or just take one at random, idk.
tNcz9
?
No.63929
[1d20+9 = 15]
>>63926
"Alright, alright"
Torc and Snek head on in and Snek makes a spot check
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63930
63933
*both lenos and kinyin (spelling?) Smile and move up so one is on either side of addy*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63931
>>63928
I regret rolling for that nonsense.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63932
63934 63935 63937
There's two apparent paths, one lower and one higher. Pick
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63933
>>63930
Higher.
If push comes to shove, we blast through the floors.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63934
63936
1014789__safe_artist-colon-madhotaru_oc_oc only_clothes_sword_uniform.jpg
>>63932
I'm'a go deep
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63935
>>63932
O ye'll tak' the high road, and I'll take the low road,
And I'll be in Scotla-

Sorry, Torcuil and Snek take the lower path
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63936
63938
>>63934
Infernius?
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63937
>>63932
Stix goes through the lower path
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63938
1dxet4.jpg
>>63936
Good guess, but Wrong
l8rQ6
?
No.63939
[1d20 = 5]

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63940
63941 63942
Stix and Snex roll a spot check
tNcz9
?
No.63941
[1d20+9 = 12]
>>63940
Rolling
j9pwi
?
No.63942
63943 63946
[1d20+12 = 22]
>>63940
Spot check for Stix
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63943
63944 63947 63949
>>63942
Stix notices Addy dart off, out of the room, toward the lower passage.
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63944
63952
>>63943
*with lenos an kiyin going along with her*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63945
63946
Does he say anything?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63946
>>63942
>>63945

j9pwi
?
No.63947
63948 63951 63952 63953
[1d20+12 = 18]
>>63943
“I think Addy just took off down this way guys. Shall we follow?”
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63948
63950
>>63947
Damn email field
tNcz9
?
No.63949
63952
[1d20+9 = 12]
>>63943
Snek doesn't see shit, so him and Torc continue along the lower path singing Loch Lomond
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63950
>>63948
I know that feel
>Somehow rolls 2 3s in a row
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63951
>>63947
Freaking adorable little..!

Tracy looks strangely flustered as she runs off after the shadowy silhouette, down the lower path.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63952
63954 63955
>>63944
I think you mean, "Lenos and Kiynen suddenly notice Addy's scent is departing, and take off after, in the direction of the lower passages.
>>63947
Yeah, a 22 passes, he notices too
>>63949
And get passed by 2 dragons, 2 ponies, and Thez (who is in stealth, uber stealth even,... but come on now)
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63953
63956
>>63947
"I'm not here to babysit. I think we would cover more ground if we split up, but if we didn't, that is fine too. Just of we split up, you should go the opposite path of Tracy"
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63954
>>63952
Right that one
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63955
>>63952
"Did you see anything?"
>"Nope, but I think I heard a herd of elephants pass us

"Considering the others are gone I would guess it was them"
Torc and Snek pick up the pace
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63956
63957
>>63953
“I will do as you suggest, but I have is feeling that we are going to be needed. Remember who just destroyed that monster? I think they could use your help.”
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63957
63961 63963
>>63956
Trumpaladin sighs audibly
"I think we would cover ground more quickly if we split up, but whatever. Remember that one of the were rats undoubtably alerted Soros"
T1/jE
?
No.63958
63960
[1d20+25 = 40]
Tracy, using her superior speed, tries toTumble through the group, to get ahead.
Rolling to squeeze past the herd of charging elephants, I guess.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63959
Addy being visible in the distance to the leading party members, she stops and stands, looking to the left. Shaking her head she darts onward.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63960
63962
>>63958
Success, Tracy makes lead position, able to engage unrestricted speed
cuz etherealness is gone, but speed?
and in a puff of smoke,...
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63961
63963
>>63957
“You do have more experience fighting this things. I suppose that if they can’t handle themselves at this point, it isn’t going to help having two more there. Upper way then?”
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63962
63965
>>63960
Idk, her base speed is 100. I assumed Addy moved at 30 tops.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63963
63964
>>63957
Trumpaladin lazily follows, and rides on Fae's back, laying down to avoid problems with the cealing. He sings

"Walzing Matilda, Walzing Matilda, who will come a walzing matilda with me?
And his Ghost may be heard, as you pass by the billabong..."

>>63961
"Nah, we'll follow along. The whole group is going to have to enter hell at the same time anyways"
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63964
63967
>>63963
Stix follows the paladin
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63965
63966
>>63962
30 base speed, but Addy learned some meta tricks
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63966
>>63965
Tracy does her best to get ahead of the group, hoping to take initiative before they all charge into a hidden lava pit.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63967
63968
>>63964
Trumpaladin Sings. Not rudely ignoring Stix, but as time goes on
"Once was a Swagman, camped by a billabong, down by the shade of a Koolabar tree
He sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong,
Who'll come a walzing Matilda with me"
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63968
>>63967
Trumpaladin gets up in a fright
"Wait a minute. Was the line "he sang and he sung as he camped by the billabong," or was it "He watched and he waited as his billy boiled"? I'm pretty sure both are lyrics, but I don't now the order."
And with a sort of horror, Trumpaladin realizes that he can never find the correct answer. The lyrics are now lost to him
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63969
I guess that's the whole party taking the low road
>"...The Bonnie Bonnie banks of loch Lomond"
"See, you don't have to throw me overboard for singing"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63970
63971
Those in pursuit speed along a neatly tiled corridor with a slight curviture to it, leading slowly upward and to the left. As they speed along (in turn, still) they come across the sound of echoes stating your average villainous crap. You know, "who are you, why are you here, what do you have against "Comet Ping Pong Pizza", etc."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63971
63972 63973
>>63970
>Pizza
REEEEEEEE! ADDY GET OUT OF THERE!
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63972
63974 63978
>>63971
Rounding the last ramp and embankment, Tracy (or is it Lenos and Kiynen? Perhaps hits,... anyway, whoever it is who does so first rounds the corner and sees Addy half standing there, half suspendeded by the throat, by an elongated tentacle from a man who bears a striking resemblance to James Alephantis
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63973
medium.jpg
>>63971
Hi Anon!
I made you a peetzer
T1/jE
?
No.63974
63976
[1d20+22 = 33]
>>63972
>muh hormones
Tracy instinctively throws a keened dagger at Jame's head.
Has he seen her yet?

Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63975
>"Are we there yet?"
"Soon"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63976
63978 63979 63981 63983 63985 64003
>>63974
As Tracy rounds first, followed immediately by a rumbling which doesn't specifically, buy generally foretells of Lenos and Kiynen's arrival, James Alephahtis tentacle- man has Addy in a choke-hold. He looks smirkingly toward the rest of the party, while Addy slumps over in his tentacle.
"Oh, there's more of you then?" He jokes.
Spot checks for extra credit, otherwise holy shit, the whole corridor is sprouting tentacles.
Oh yeah, roll for initiative.
DZxif
?
No.63977
[1d20 = 9]
Lenos^
zLtXr
?
No.63978
63982 63986
[1d20 = 14]
[1d20+6 = 15]
[1d20+15 = 27]
>>63972
>>63976
"Down come the troopers, one two.... Fuck!"

Fae Spot check and initiative
Dice 2d20
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63979
63980
>>63976
Snek and Torc initiative in that order
tNcz9
?
No.63980
[2d20 = 16]
>>63979
Kill me
T1/jE
?
No.63981
63985
[1d20+7 = 18]
>>63976
Rolling Initiative
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63982
63984
>>63978
I thought you took the high path?
Didn't you say you wanted to split up?
j9pwi
?
No.63983
[1d20 = 1]
[1d20+12 = 31]
>>63976
Stix has +12 Spot
Other than that, initiative roll
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63984
63987
>>63982
I did. That was before everyone was on the low path. So he's on the low path, but substantially behind many others
T1/jE
?
No.63985
[1d20+5 = 12]
>>63981
Rolling Spot without ranks
>>63976
>whole corridor is sprouting tentacles
Thank Epona for Improved Uncanny Dodge.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63986
>>63978
*boopers
So
Lenos 9
Trump 14
Fae 15
Torcuil 14
Snek 2+mods (6?)
Tracy 18
Stix gets a marvelous spot roll. Unfortunately, he's too busy spotting to realize a fight is breaking out, so he' last in combat rotation.

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63987
63992
>>63984
So, you wanna go with the rest of the group altogether then?
Just wanna' know for future reference.
l8rQ6
?
No.63988
[1d20 = 19]
[1d20+4 = 11]
So:
Tracy
Fae
Trump/Torcuil
Lenos/Kiynen
Snek

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63989
11 is Thez, 19 is Addy, meaning Addy goes first.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63990
63991 63992
Addy has first move. However, Addy is also slumped over in the clutches of James Alefantis
T1/jE
?
No.63991
[1d20+24 = 37]
>>63990
Tracy immediately charges at the freak who dared to touch Addy, sundering his disgusting tentacle with her dagger in a ride-by attack.
zLtXr
?
No.63992
63993
[3d20 = 34]
>>63990
Fae isn't attacking the same thing as Tracy so I'm going to have her move before Tracy's action is resolved. Fae Claws and Bites at the rape tentacles

>>63987
[shrugging anonfilly]
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63993
63994
>>63992
Wait what? It sounds like you're trying to do the same thing as TF but differently than TF
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63994
1048874__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_eyebrows down_female_floppy ears_frown_pony_show accurate_simple background_solo.png
>>63993
Uh.... different tentacles?
Anonymous
DZxif
?
No.63995
*as soon as its lenos and kenyins turn lenos will toss his lady a dagger as he activates his lightsaber thing*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63996
63997 63998
Sorry, eating. If anyone needs a break,now is a good time
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63997
>>63996
It's close to 1 AM, so I wanna call it a night.
It'd be a shame to leave Infernius out of saving kids from the pizzeria too.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63998
63999
>>63996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtqJoxTA0Y

Just let Fae and Trumpaladin have their rounds before the morning Especially since I'll wake up later anyways
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63999
64000
>>63998
Don't worry, I haven't gone anywhere. I'm just taking a break
Break time, btw
zLtXr
?
No.64000
1491708110226.png
[4d20 = 37]
[1d20+10 = 29]
>>63999
I know there's feedback to two other characters, but I'll be asleep while everyone else is awake, so here's Trumpaladin's Turn:

Knocked to his senses and seeing that rape tentacles are now growing out of the walls, Trumpaladin gets up and pulls Vanderiem

"No. No. No! Not this Japanese Shit!"
Trumpaladin attacks the Tentacles.

If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is tall enough to fight on Fae's back, ignore the 1d20, and Trumpaladin makes a Full round attack against the rape tentacles

If Trumpaladin finds the corridor is too small to fight on her back, Trumpaladin attempts to quickly dismount Fae. This is the purpose of the 1d20+10, as it is a DC 20 for Fast Mount. If he passes, then he makes a full round attack against the rape tentacles. If he fails, then ignore the last three attacks in the attack round, but he makes a singular attack with Vanderiem

Using Divine Might to expend a turn undead and add +6 damage per hit, because he has 9 uses a day and has like 6 remaining, so why not?
tNcz9
?
No.64001
64002
I guess if Trump went Torc can go too.
Torcuil airstrikes the tentacle beast before he can use chemical weapons.
Rolling for damage
tNcz9
?
No.64002
[5d4+5 = 18]
>>64001
Today's headline: local fucking idiot can't figure out how dice work.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64003
64004 64006
>>63976
Initiative
sorry i fell asleep last night waiting for my phone to charge
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GONNA SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU FUCKING FREAK YOU'LL TASTE MY HORSE COCK RAPING YOU TO DEATH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JD8Vj
?
No.64004
64006
[1d20 = 17]
>>64003
Dialogue isnt supposed to be spoilered

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64005
64008
Huh, apparently I did go somewhere. My bad.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64006
64007
>>64003
>>64004
Behead those who assault Adeline.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64007
>>64006
Beheading is to quick.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64008
64009
>>64005
Sorry i fell asleep
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64009
64010
>>64008
Sorry, me too. I was gonna run Trump and Fae's turn, but I found myself waking up instead.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64010
64011
>>64009
Well on the bright side i can help addy.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64011
64012
So from what I'm seeing, everyone in pursuit flipped their shit and started attacking, severing tentacles and taking it to him right?
The appropriate response
As they do so, and as the tentacles slacken, including the one holding Addy, the image of sn unconscious Addy fades into smoke and a resounding <CRACK> issues from the back of Alefantis' head.
>>64010
Oh she's not that helpless.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64012
WY900.gif
>>64011
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64013
64014 64016
As Alefantis is surrounded for what is sure to be a thorough - but by no means quick - gang-raping of its own, he shakes off the strike to his head. "But, Comet Ping Pong is just an innocent Pizza restaurant! There's no reason to suspect there's anything illegal going on!" His severed and mangled tentacles flop ineffectively around him.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64014
64015
>>64013
*chops pedophile into pizza toppings*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64015
64020
>>64014
"Stop."
*unzips dick*
"Come here you pedopihillic freak."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64016
>>64013
I >rape him
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64017
64019
With the slow and painful demise of Alefantis, it becomes clear that this is an underground tunnel leading from Comet Ping Pong, and connects directly to the Synogogue. Small wonder what the point of that could be. Addy is quick to rummage around in his remains, running off the way everyone came as she discovers a large key.

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64018
64019 64020
Yes, everyone is welcome to do with Alefantis whatever they will as he is slowly cut into pieces. Personally, I recommend methods that allow for a prolongued suffering, but to each their own.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64019
>>64018
>>64017
Reeeeeeeeee i said i >RAPE him
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64020
64021
>>64015
*bitch-slaps minotaur*
"Not in front of the kids, you big oath!"
*takes still-squirming, dise,bodied tentacle in a ziplock bag*
"You can have that for later."
>>64018
Octopus tentacles will keep moving for a while after being severed. Seeing as how he's a monster, I'm sure everyone could have a few pounds of conscious flesh from him.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64021
>>64020
*drags him around the corner and >rapes him*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64022
64023 64024
The room is still filling with pink tentacles, though. As they form they start reaching for characters.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64023
64025
>>64022
*inflict crit wounds mass on tentacles*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64024
64025
>>64022
Is there a path through them, or is it a dead end?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64025
64026 64027
>>64023
Huh, they don't have hit points per say, so while that would cause them to convulse for a bit, it would immediately wear off when the spell is complete.
>>64024
The tunnel ends in a large staircase leading up, but tentacles have otherwise eliminated any path, at least for the duration of the spell.
>>64023
"There," Addy says, unlocking the large cage that she and the party passed on their way to Alefantis. Opening the cage, dozens of small children make their way from their imprisonment. "I don't know where you'll go, but you don't have to stay here anymore." she says.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64026
64027 64028
>>64025
".. Addy.. Have you been here before?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64027
>>64026
"Uh. What?"
>>64025
*grabs alfantis*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64028
64029
>>64026
"No, but I saw kids in the cell and I made a mean-face and I pointed toward the direction the guy was in (referring to Alefantis) and some of them nodded their heads, so I knew that he was probably bad."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64029
64030
>>64028
Tracy looks at all the kids individually, her expression again becoming something strange.
"... We have to keep moving.. What are we going to do with them all?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64030
64031 64032
>>64029
"I dunno, but I saw them and I kinda felt for them, seeing them all caged up and stuff." to the kids, "I hear there's pizza,..."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64031
>>64030
"Theres no food...."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64032
64033
>>64030
>tfw no stranger to sex trafficking rings
"I don't think you'll want this pizza..." Tracy says grimly
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64033
64034 64058
>>64032
Considering Tracy's words, Addy turns back to the assembled children. "Its not much, but here," she says offering a simple wooden spoon. "Its not much, but put it in any container and say "Noms" and it will fill with food. Its nasty,... but its food. You'll want to add sugar if you have any."
One of the kids reluctantly takes the spoon. "You can't come with us. We've got bad people to meet with." She says apologetically.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64034
64035
>>64033
After pausing for a long moment, Tracy looks at the staircase.
"I guess the only way from here is up."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64035
64036 64037
>>64034
"There's the other path too," Addy offers. "I just had a hunch about this one."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64036
64037
>>64035
"If my hunch is correct, this place is a storehouse.." she says looking up at the staircase
"So the customers should be up there.."
Tracy walks towards the staircase
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64037
64038
>>64035
"Addy dont watch what daddy is about to do to this bad man."
>>64036
"cut his dick off. Im gonna fuck the hole."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64038
64040
>>64037
Tracy tosses Infernius a sack
"Put him in the bag. We've got bigger fish to fry now." Tracy says as she steps onto the staircase and peers up the shaft
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64039
64041 64042
"Yes, come with me," is uttered from a small patch of peeling concrete on the ceiling, followed by a <whooof> sound. Addy says "Kay!" and runs back toward the fork in the paths.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64040
64041
>>64038
"Ok but you'll cut it off before we leave."
*stuffs Degenerate in the sack*
*hits sack against concrete wall*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64041
64042 64048
>>64039
Tracy follows suit
>>64040
*slices dick off with Dark*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64042
>>64039
>>64041
*follows*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64043
64044 64049
We'll wait until everyone is on to continue, but yes, this tunnel system is one method of arriving at the destination, assuming the party hadn't readily gone to the Synogogue first. I did want Alefantis to die or get tortured tho, so good on you for that.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64044
64045
>>64043
Oh well if we are waiting.
i take him out of the sack and proceede to pop his cherry.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64045
64046
>>64044
And raped, good to be thorough
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64046
64047
>>64045
*pulls out his teeth*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64047
64048
>>64046
*shits into his mouth*
Kicks him in the face a few times*
*pulls off his jaw*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64048
64050 64052
>>64041
"Hey tracy come slice him."
>>64047
*shoves bacon down his throat*
*kicks him in the ribs*
*stomps on his stomach to get him to cough up the bacon*
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64049
>>64043
"Well, that was weird"
And proceeds onwards
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64050
64051
>>64048
"Uh.... What are you doing? Is this the right path? Was that ever discovered?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64051
>>64050
"What he did to our men, yea this right path."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64052
64053
>>64048
"Umm.. Sure. How do you want him?" she says, brandishing Dark in her hooves
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64053
64054
>>64052
"Butcher's choice."
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64054
>>64053
"So be it."
>insert anime slashing sound effects here
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64055
64056
Trumpaladin tries to slash through the tentacles blocking the path to the staircase =
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64056
64057 64059 64060
>>64055
After several minutes, the tentacles shrivel up and dissipate.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64057
>>64056
I put alfantises head and jaw in the bag and cast repose on his head.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64058
>>64033
Torc's face brightens a bit, and he starts looking through his pocket.
After cleaning out the shit from virtually every fucking party member, he finds the ramen chopsticks in a clean pocket.
"Here, it's not gonna be much but it'll be something"
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64059
64061
>>64056
Trumpaladin proceeds up the staircasee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64060
>>64056
Tracy continues forward.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64061
64062
>>64059
Infernuis follows behind trumpadin.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64062
64063
>>64061
Infernuis turns around a goes and checks the pizza shop.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64063
64065
>>64062
The pizza shop opens to an empty storage room, separated by a curtain to another room. It sounds like there might be people in the next room. The storage room has carpeting and partial furniture, suggesting it may have had a purpose at some time.
JD8Vj
?
No.64065
64066
[1d20 = 8]
>>64063
Perception
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64066
64067 64069
>>64065
If i didn't find any tning i go to the next room.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64067
64072
>>64066
There's maybe a dozen adults there, some with children that have the same vacant stare that the ones Addy released had. They congregate around eating tables and a foosball table.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64068
64071
Is the cordor three way, and continues after the pizza place, or is that the end of it?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64069
64072
>>64066
Tracy walks right behind Infernius.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64071
>>64068
The corridor ends at the pizza place. Its essentially a large Y, the singular point of which is at the Synogogue
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64072
64073 64074 64077
>>64069
"Tracy act like anomatronic and try to get kids out of here."
>>64067
*Infernuis puts on a funny voice*
"hey there customers we have a special deal in the main room here 3 pizza for everyone come pick your 3 out"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64073
>>64072
Snek and Torc hiss at each other a little bit before Snek hands Torc his gun and sunglasses.
Snek then approaches the door, hat turning into a propeller hat, and he follows suit with Infernius pretending to be an animatronic
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64074
>>64072
Tracy looks at Infernius in exasperation for a moment, then shrugs.
"...That plan is so retarded it just might work.."
*walks into room in sharp mechanical motions, like one of the robots in fnaf*
"~It's a one-day only offer." Tracy buzzes out, in an uppity, electronic voice, her hoof pointing past the door, as to lead the "customers" to the back room
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64075
64076 64078 64079 64084
Some of the people look at the children they have with them, while others look excited. The couple of people who appear to work here however, they aren't too impressed.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64076
>>64075
Shit
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64077
Well, that was dumb...
>>64072
You got another one of those Mass Inflict spells? I don't like the idea of covering kids in blood.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64078
64084
>>64075
*follows the ones out in a robotic fashion*
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64079
64080
>>64075
Trumpaladin walks out into the structure from the staircase into the store room, the antithesis of his behavior being a paragon of stealth. He yells

"REGINA! Are you there?"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64080
64081
>>64079
Startled more by the sound than by the strange people, two of the staff head toward the storage room with irritated/confused looks on their faces
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64081
64083
>>64080
The man in glimmering armor responds
"Hello. Have you seen a Unicorn around here perchance? Or a second Unicorn?"
tNcz9
?
No.64082
64092 64099
[17d6 = 57]
Torc jumps into the room
"Hiya kids!"
Torc then follows in the ways of Mike Pence, using chain lighting to fuck up any staff workers there.

Electricity damage; full for one, every other takes half.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64083
64085 64086
>>64081
"You're not allowed in here!"
The two staff workers immediately turn bestial, their skin turning green and their clothes tearing as joints realign and clawed hands and feet bear talons.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64084
64089 64092
>>64075
>>64078
I cast inflict critical wounds mass on all the adults that left out of the room
zLtXr
?
No.64085
[1d20 = 4]
>>64083
"No. You are not allowed in Elway's good country!"

Pull Vanderiem, and charge the one who said that, with a slashing attack
T1/jE
?
No.64086
64087
[4d20 = 39]
>>64083
Tracy figures the jig is up, and stabs the other one in the back with her cane as she walks past her.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64087
64088 64090
>>64086
YOU'RE NOT IN THE SAME ROOM

And you do not have 4 attacks with one weaapon
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64088
>>64087
She's right at the door between the rooms.
JD8Vj
?
No.64089
[4d8+17 = 32]
>>64084

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64090
64091 64092
>>64087
Her sword is a sword of Speed.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64091
64094
>>64090
What are you talking about?
l8rQ6
?
No.64092
64096
>>64082
The initial target falls to the ground in a heap, while the second is significantly damaged, the next minorly so, and the next barely so before the spell dissipates.
>>64084
Inflict Serious, you mean.
A wave of negative energy springs forth from Infernius' outstretched hands
>>64090
This, Korak's sword is a quickened weapon
l8rQ6
?
No.64093
[3d8+15 = 26]

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64094
64096
>>64091
Her canesword that Korak used to own; the basket-hilt blade. It allows an extra attack in a roll.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64095
The second one struck by Torcuil's lightning falls over dead. The one Trump attacked with Vandereim is still hit because Trump has crazy attack bonuses.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64096
64097 64099
>>64094
>>64092
When was this stated?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64097
64098
>>64096
A long time ago.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.64098
64100
>>64097
Post
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64099
64102 64103
>>64096
Since before Mlpol desu
>>64082
I misread the spell description. This would have been more than sufficient to kill the entirety of perverts
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64100
>>64098
I'm not about to do that.
It's a keen sword of speed. Even GM just said so.
Trake meta to the server.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.64102
>>64099
No problem, I just got confused.
Snek changes his hat back to Pinochet style.
>"It's not physical removal, but I will admit it's quite efficient."
"Yeah, it definitely gets the job done"
Torc hands Snek's gear back to him before approaching the kids.
"Hey, are you guys okay?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64103
64104
>>64099
Once all the goons drop dead, Tracy springs forward to see if the kids are hurt.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64104
64105
>>64103
Tracy takes these kids to where the others are.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.64105
64106 64108 64110
>>64104
The kids have congregated in the disorganized (complete with giant corpse) synogogue, looking outward at the hillside at the ruined landscape beyond in all directions.
"Where,... where do we go?" they stammer.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64106
64107
>>64105
"I-It's o-okay.." Tracy stammers out in a voice so soft you'd think it wasn't hers, standing at light horse size over the small of children all around her, her eyes darting around hesitantly as she tries not to panic as nothing but "Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!" races through her mind.
She's making the same peculiar expression she was earlier, only her cheeks are flushed as red as they were when she found herself sitting on two giant eggs in the mountain.
"Umm.. ugh.. Everyone come pet the pony." she squeaks
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.64107
>>64106
*small herd of children
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.64108
64109
>>64105
*hugs the children*
"It will be okay we have place you can be safe."
*detect magic*