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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
827 replies and 28 files omitted.
pxNxt
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No.63494
[1d20+16 = 36]
>>63492
Fae: Spot check
No, I am not confident in the modifier, she just has high spot
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63495
>>63492
*lands quietly*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63496
63498
Fuck, I wish I could still fly.
Tracy signals to Bunny to land at a safe distance.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63497
*circles around to make sure the party makes it to the ground safely*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63498
63499 63500
>>63496
e_E Tracy is on Sammy, Addy and Thez were on Bunbun
Also, Sammy doesn't need to land to disembark. Tracy could dismount with an acrobatics check, while Sammy grazed the hillsides (wherever) if she wanted
T1/jE
?
No.63499
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>63498
Fuck it.
Rolling to Tumble and avoid a shaken fetus.
>inb4 1
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63500
>>63498
Can Fae land with a pounce on a thing? Also Nat 20 on a spot check
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63501
63502
... or she lets Lenos help her down.
Whichever is easier.
Let's just go kill things.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63502
63503
>>63501
*lenos swoopes over sammy and grabes tracy right off the birds back before making a steep decent to the ground next to the party*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63503
>>63502
This, faster than Thez and Addy, even at free-fall speeds.
"And here I thought I was being time-conservative," e_e
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63504
Likewise Kiynen swoops down (also passing Thez and Addy, the former looking irritated cuz her idea didn't pan out)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63505
... sorry.
Anyway. Tracy puts her sword in her mouth, the basket hilt on her muzzle looking not unlike a helmets visor. With Edgy and Dark in either hoof, she readies for battle, her chain twitching in her claws, circling her like an adder puffed with venom.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63506
63507 63508
Should we roll initiative?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63507
63510 63511 63512 63513
>>63506
That'd be good. Actually, players should roll 2/character, to account for falling, skill-checks, etc.
T1/jE
?
No.63508
63509
[1d20+7 = 11]
>>63506
Rollin'
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63509
>>63508
Reee
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63510
63514
>>63507
Wait, what?
tNcz9
?
No.63511
[2d20 = 20]
>>63507
Since Snek and Torc aren't falling I'll skip that.
Highest goes to Snek
pxNxt
?
No.63512
[2d20 = 15]
[2d20 = 19]
>>63507
Fae and Trumpaladin. Or Just Fae, not sure
JD8Vj
?
No.63513
[2d20+5 = 29]
>>63507

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63514
63515 63518
>>63510
Well, unless players had a predisposed plan (which Thez did, but she's never been the best at communicaton) then I assume a skill check would be involved for players to reach the ground without damage or affect. So, one dice would be for initiative, and the second would apply to whatever situation the character potentiated for themselves
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63515
63520
>>63514
Tracy is being carried by Lenos. Does she need to roll?
l8rQ6
?
No.63516
[2d20 = 38]
O, my bad. 1st roll gets a +4
KWJ90
?
No.63517
[2d20 = 15]

Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63518
63519 63527
>>63514
Couldn't Fae just land normally though?
KWJ90
?
No.63519
[2d20 = 35]
>>63518
Thats what im wondering about lenos
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63520
63521 63523
>>63515
I thought Tracy went with Sammy, and Lenos was un-rided?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63521
>>63520
Idk what's happening anymore...
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63522
63524
Also, I didn't say "everyone leaps off and assumes battle-stance", I mean Thez leaps off and assumes battle stance.
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63523
>>63520
Lenos grabbwd tracy off the bird before flying down to the groind at a steep angle
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63524
63525 63527
>>63522
Does it matter how we get to the ground atm?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63525
63529
>>63524
https://mlpol.net/mod.php?/vx/res/63085.html#q63421
Do you want this to be a cut and dry rpg where player have their attack round and opponents have their attack round, or do you want me to try and embellish?
Anonymous
KWJ90
?
No.63526
Embillish a bit
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63527
>>63518
Logistically, yes but without the immediacy that Thez is shooting for. She's going for attacks of opporunity/surprise.
>>63524
Only for combat sequence
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63528
She's also looking to show off to Addy, who's never seen her tly try
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63529
63533
>>63525
Sorry..
Anyway, Tracy did what Lenos said, thanking him graciously before waving to her birds.
l8rQ6
?
No.63530
[2d20 = 17]
K, rerolling, cuz I misjudged the requisite rolls
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63531
63533
Do I need to roll for Snek and Torc's decent?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63532
63534
AS far as landings, there are several varieties. There's the blitzkrieg method, which Thez is employing, or there's the "Actually wanting to land and avoid maleffect method, that Fae, the Birbs, and all other natural fliers would be quite to mention in the moment
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63533
63535 63536
>>63531
Snek can fly for the moment, no need
>>63529
No, Im sorry. I'm catty cuz we didn't get as far as I wanted. We're not done until something dies, but "ideally" I should stop now. I won't tho.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63534
>>63532
Maleffect?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63535
63538
>>63533
Alrigh I'm confused, for now Snek and Torc just take up positions on the back line.
Tell me when to roll initiative
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63536
>>63533
>I was catty
It's alright. I was being a bitch.
I just want to slaughter shit.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63537
63539 63540 63544 63545
>charting initiative
1 - Addy 18
2 - Thez 16(+4 but perma waiting on Addy)
- Snek 13
- Fae 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7

- Lenos 4
>so far
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63538
>>63535
This
Tracy waits for a moment where she can tumble behind the ranks and flank every enemy at once.
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63539
63541
>>63537
Also, Fae got a 20 on spot earlier. What is visible?
T1/jE
?
No.63540
[1d20+7 = 14]
>>63537

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63541
63543
>>63539
Everything. There are smol groups clustered around the various buildings. Focus?
j9pwi
?
No.63542
[2d20 = 36]
Stix initiative
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63543
>>63541
The small groups nearest the tower, what are they like?
JD8Vj
?
No.63544
63546
[1d20+5 = 16]
>>63537

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63545
>>63537
Dubs
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63546
63547
>>63544
Am I misinterpreted how to roll initiative?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63547
>>63546
I didnt mean to leave the bonus up.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63548
63550
Here's what I have so far:
0 - Fae (19)
1 - Addy (18) - Stix (18)
2 - Thez (16) - Infernius (16)
3 - Tracy (14)
- Snek 13

- Trump 12
- Torc 7

- Lenos 4

l8rQ6
?
No.63549
[2d20 = 14]
[1d20 = 7]
Kiynen and co
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63550
86211f347146e463e1aacf0634771fba.jpg
>>63548
Well, Fae dives in and towards the center of a group near the Tower. She will pounce as soon as she hits. Stix I think technically is above her in Initiave and can definitely shoot arrows first. Both Stix and Trumpaladin would go fight in this area
Yes, I cleared it with Stix first
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63551
K, so Kiynen and hers are essentially last,... except for Lenos (which is fitting, cuz he has an air of superiority a mile long).

The official order is
Stix
Fae
Addy
Infernius/Thez
Tracy
Snek
Trump
Torc
Lenos

Birbs I assume are maintaining safe disance
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63552
63556
Kiynen and co are a wildcard, having declared neither action nor belay (so, they're in a ready-move patrol)
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63553
Stix? It's your turn.
j9pwi
?
No.63554
63557
[2d20 = 11]
Stix shoots at the nearest enemy!
I believe Stix gets two attacks, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63555
Who's next?
pxNxt
?
No.63556
63559
[3d20 = 17]
>>63552
Fae Pounces on something and rips into it
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63557
63559
>>63554
Yes, and with the attack bonus of being at freefall with momentum his arrows operate at +2. So the first roll was 3, with a +7 Base attack, plus 2 for circumstance,....
It misses. The troop in question starts to cuckle. Then to laugh.
And then the other arrow split his head open and he dies.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63558
Wait, he didn't do the freefall thing. It doesn't affect the outcome wrt opponents, but its DEFINITELY not as cool
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63559
63560
>>63557
And then another fucker get's pounced on by a flying lion >>63556

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63560
63561
>>63559
Fae misses with her leading paw. Just her leading claw. Her other paw lands, but not until after her mouth comes down upon one of these creatures. What are these creatures anyway?

The creatures in question, surrounding the grove and throughout (which yes, Fae detected in advance but doing so would have no relevance so I opted to not modify the current situation Xp)seem hostile and foul.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63561
>>63560
Is the path towards the pyramid clear/visible?
T1/jE
?
No.63562
63563 63564
[4d20 = 60]
Tracy loses her patience and stabs the first thing she sees when she hits the ground, completely indescriminate.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63563
>>63562
What's it look like?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63564
63565
>>63562
Well, I was gonna say this: Alright. Fae is decided (though not depicted).
While I am detailing this, Tracy falls full-force through an abominable creature. I didn't plan it that way, but I wanted Tracy at least to kill something.

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63565
>>63564
~Yay!
[Sounds of ripping and mauling]
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63566
Likewise, the other party members stream down/about via their individual methods (which wouldn't hurt, cuz they're not trying to do so to themselves or eachother).

(At long last)
Xp
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63567
That didn't come out right. It would be better or more accurate to say that Tracy chunks down upon, and largely (mostly) through one of the available humanoids.

It smells absurdly foul, but can't be resolved as undead.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63570
63574
So to summarize. The party, in their indivdual/group capacity begins to swoop down upon Bohemian Grove, intent on killing jews, butt-devastating globalists,.... oh and retaking Trump tower that's important too.
Tracy obliterates a creatures at freefall-speed, while other party members land, glide to position, and otherwise converge on the hillock at the mid-point of the hill. Tracy finds that whoever she crashed into needs some extra encourageent to die and begins stabbing with fervor.
Thez and Addy <whooof> come to land safely, while Trump, Fae, and Stix swoop in to join Tracy. Lenos is conceivably low, using the hilltop for cover in his approach.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63571
63575
Infernius on Uatchit can appear pretty much weherever, and Snek and Torcil fly in and make their time, before all ur base are belong to us
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63573
63576
Sammy and Bunny resume a low altitude, just inside the cloud bank. The dragons (Lenos and Kiynen) are more conspicuous (but no less effective) in landing (literally) on the opposition.
pxNxt
?
No.63574
[4d20 = 59]
>>63570
"FOR PORT BARRY!"

Trumpaladin Slashes at the damned Globalists. I hope there is a cleave
Mrs. Sentry
KRIhY
?
No.63575
>>63571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63576
>>63573
*hugs uatchit*

Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63577
63578
*hugs birdies*
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63578
63579
>>63577
She's on the ground tho...
Anonymous
XNL2b
?
No.63579
>>63578
Meh its fine.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63581
63582 63583
So when we last left off, the party had just made a spectacular entrance on a very surprised mass of darkly-cloaked revellers on a hill-side dotted with torches and bonfires, leading up a spiral path toward the tip of the pyramid of Trump Tower. Tracy began the invasion blade-first as she always does, and finds a very old and decrepit face with an enormously large nose beneath her. There's something oddly familiar about him. Meanwhile, as the rest of the party makes their landings Trump wastes no time, but swings Vandereim into the throng.
"It's okay lad! They're all evil!" the Scottish sword encourages. "Oh shit, not again." he cuts off.
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63582
828022__safe_rainbow dash_fluttershy_upvotes galore_crying_artist needed_source needed_scrunchy face_scared_useless source url.png
>>63581
"Not again what...."
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63583
63584
>>63581
What did Tracy stab through?
Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63584
63585
>>63583
Rather, what did it look like?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63585
63586
door-man.jpg
>>63584

Anonymous
T1/jE
?
No.63586
63587
>>63585
>tfw no Tracy stabbing merchant through nose shoop cuz not my computer
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63587
>>63586
too bad it was deleted last time i posted it...
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63588
63589 63590 63596
As Trump charges the nearest collection of large-nosed people, the mass of them near and far immediately retreat in every direction, to a frenzied chorus of "Oy vey!", running likewise from the other party members. Players get one attack of opportunity, more if they have the requisite feat (in which case, their AOP = Dex bonus)
zLtXr
?
No.63589
63591 63592
1519523051098.png
[1d20 = 2]
>>63588
Trumpaladin is riding Fae so is stix so hopefully he can keep up

"This is for Port Barry!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63590
63592 63593
>>63588
Combat reflexes +5 AoOs
How many juden?
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63591
824.jpg
>>63589
Uh.... That's not a 1, and there's something like a +27 modifier on the highest base attack bonus
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63592
63595
>>63589
Kek, that'll be Trump's initiative roll. I'll need one for Fae also.
>>63590
More than 5
T1/jE
?
No.63593
[5d20 = 51]
>>63590
Well, obviously more than 5..
Rolling 5 individual attacks, each with a +20 modifier for clarity's sake.
Attacking with Spiked Chain to reach them all.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63594
I should clarify. Trump already rolled his attack roll, which would (and will) occur before the AoO. I'm waiting for the results of those rolls to determine how the scene plays out.
zLtXr
?
No.63595
[3d20 = 35]
>>63592
Rolling

Fae has combat reflexes and +2 dex bonus
j9pwi
?
No.63596
[1d20 = 9]
>>63588
One attack of opportunity for Stix
tNcz9
?
No.63597
[1d20+10 = 19]
[1d20+11 = 28]
Snek shoots at a happy merchant (+11)
Torc decides not to waste a spell and does the same (+10)
l8rQ6
?
No.63598
[8d20 = 83]
Screams of "Anti Semites!" and other such yiddish epithets raise up as jews run to and fro. Infernius also joins in on the opportunistic spree, cuz why wouldn't he? Thez also lays down all in her reach, using her now-extended folding saw, a kama of exquisite craftsmanship, the blade being a Lenos custom and the fittings and enchantment a product of the finest hellish craftsmen.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63599
63600
BG.png
As Rats, for in their agitation their natural form is becoming transformationally apparent, fall to the initial onslaught of the party, Adeline taps the Bo three times on the ground, from which the shadows deepen and elongate, stretching across the hillside.
Between all the AoO and Trump's actual attack round (taking initiative after Tracy's entrance), I'd say like 25 of them fall, clearing the immediate area beyond those who were already in retreat.

By the way, where on the hill did the party land?
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63600
63602 63606
>>63599
Trumpaladin, who landed with Fae and Stix, would have attempted to land as close to the tower as possible. I believe that is S.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63601
Also, there's the absolute murder that Lenos and Kiynen would have unleashed,....
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63602
>>63600
I'll say Torc was with them
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63603
63607
Thez, who landed with Addy near the pyramid, lobs a purplish fireball at a retreating rat, and turns away toward the pyramid. She reaches out to touch it and is immediately zapped.
T1/jE
?
No.63604
63605 63606
[1d20+20 = 32]
Tracy take a moment to look over the scrambling kikes and scour the terrain, trying to determine where she would put the underground entrance to the tower might be located.
Rolling to Search the battlefield.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63605
>>63604
fucked up with that sentence there...
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63606
63608
>>63600
Which tower? There is a keep, and there's Trump tower. The keep is S, Trump tower is the blue pyramid in the center.
>>63604
If the buildings were arranged by elevation along with locations in the tower, then k (keep) lines up with the forge, p (stores) is along with the strip-mall, I (inn) is in line with the vault and the medical section, and s (synogogue) is about where the entrance would be.
"The main entrance is buried!" Thez calls down, "They've got some kind of field that prevents me from crossing the threshold even ethereally."
PMl80
?
No.63607
[1d20+20 = 29]
>>63603
Whelp, looks like the tower is electrified

"There's some electric field on the tower. I have no idea if it needs to be turned off or if it's magical or what. Far, Stix, you have sharper eyes than I. Can you look around for structures that may house utilities or an alternative entrance to the structure."

Rolling a spot check, because that's her highest modifier
Anonymous
PMl80
?
No.63608
63609 63612
>>63606
Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, and enters the Keep
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63609
63611
>>63608
Are we splitting up?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63610
63613
Torc casts detect magic on the pyramid
Anonymous
PMl80
?
No.63611
image.png
>>63609
It's just a guess as to how to maybe deactivate the field. It shouldn't take long at all to get back together if this is a bust
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63612
63615
>>63608
Stix follows Trump inside
“What’s the plan? Do we storm in or sneak our way in further?”
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63613
63614
>>63610
If Torc is with Trump, he's not near the pyramid.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63614
>>63613
Nevermind then
Anonymous
PMl80
?
No.63615
63616
>>63612
"There is an electric barrier on the Tower. I don't know if it is magic or how any of this works. Maybe there is a way to shut it off directly or cut power to it if it is not magical or a certain sort of magical. If that is so, it is best to check the buildings for controls to the field or power. And that is what I am doing here, I am checking the keep building. If it's pure magic, we'll need a spell caster to cast something on it. Still another option may be to blast through the walls of the tower, but we'd need the guns, and who knows where those are"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63616
63618
>>63615
"Hello, it is I; the spell caster that can cast something on it. Should Snek and I go inspect it?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63617
63621
Well, if we're splitting up, Tracy dashes furtively towards the synagogue, using the chaos of the battlefield as cover to sneak in.
Anonymous
PMl80
?
No.63618
63619
>>63616
"Certainly. Thez and Adeline are up there, so you'll be safe probably"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63619
63620
>>63618
"Alright, we're off"
Torc and Snek head towards the Tower looking to join with Thez and Lil' Thez
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63620
63622 63624 63625
>>63619
Uh, its a rather long and winding path
Anonymous
iTUzl
?
No.63621
63623
>>63617
>"if I were the rats, I would have activated a silent alarm to draw in reinforcements, besides the fact that Soros can attack us even after we've gone through the portal. Please keep diversions to a minimum"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63622
63626
>>63620
What does Tracy see around her as she approaches the synagogue?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63623
63629
>>63621
Does he attempt to communicate this before or after he leaves for the keep?
Also, these are rats?
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63624
>>63620
Nevermind, Torc will not be putting the knowledge skill to use today
>"That's a bad idea, just stay with these idiots"
"Excuse me? You take orders from me."
>"I'll grapple you"
"Fine..."
Torcuil resigns to following Stix and Trump
Anonymous
iTUzl
?
No.63625
63626
image.jpeg
>>63620
ENTERS THE KEEP. Um, enters the building with Fae. Probably Stix as well. What see?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63626
63627 63630 63631
>>63622
The last of the rats usher each-other through the door and slam it closed behind them, before Tracy is able to make it inside.
>>63625
Trump and co however also find the keep quite tightly barred against entry. The keep appears to be a serviceable military structure, but it doesn't seem manned at the moment, and all the rats who fled didn't seem the most athletic or militaristic.
JD8Vj
?
No.63627
63628
>>63626
Gm is that you, i cant tell eho is who.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63628
>>63627
Yes
Anonymous
iTUzl
?
No.63629
>>63623
The basic idea was "don't waste too much time because we just lost the element of surprise." Also your character has a shit load of skills that could help with the puzzle of how to get past the field.

I think they were described as being rats. Remember the were rats in the third session? Remember how Soros showed up as soon as they were vanished, as if Soros and the rats had a special connection? They had the same physical description as the current enemies. Also, Vanderiem is familiar with them
T1/jE
?
No.63630
63632
[1d20+5 = 17]
>>63626
reeee muh disguise plan
Tracy puts on her illusionary disguise and slams her hooves on the door
"Oy vey, let me in you schmucks!"
Rolling buff to act panicked
iTUzl
?
No.63631
63633
[1d20+27 = 38]
>>63626
Hmmm.

Sunder the door with sword of sunder!
l8rQ6
?
No.63632
[1d20 = 8]
>>63630
"Oy vey, it sounds like Marvin, open the shutter!" cries out from inside.
A window opens in the door, the man there eyeballing Tracy's disguise.
l8rQ6
?
No.63633
63635
[6d20 = 71]
>>63631
Shockwaves spread along the door as Trump strikes it with the blunted sword. The door is clearly damaged, but continues to hold.
From high above along the ramparts over the gate, rats throw stones down upon Trump and co.

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63634
63639
I'm calling that 1 hit against Trump, 1 against Fae, and 1 against Snek (big target).
JD8Vj
?
No.63635
63637
>>63633
Bull rush the door
Dice 1d20
JD8Vj
?
No.63636
63637

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63637
63638 63642
>>63635
Yay! Which door? The Keep? The Synogogue?
>>63636
What a waste of a pali
JD8Vj
?
No.63638
>>63637
The synagogue of Satan
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63639
>>63634
>"Oof, tell the fucking armor display to watch where he's swinging that thing"
Uh, what are the rules for knocking down a door?
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63640
63641 63642
4c2c91c9d0d10_58244b.jpg
Reee! I'm trying to infiltrate the synagogue! Give me three rounds
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63641
63646
>>63640
"Quick, the goyim know, shut it down!" Tracy coughs out, eyeing the charging bull in the background.
JD8Vj
?
No.63642
63645 63646
>>63637
>>63640
I bull rush the keep.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63643
Benis XDDDDD
JD8Vj
?
No.63644
63645 63646
[1d20 = 18]

Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63645
>>63642
>>63644

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63646
63647 63649 63651
>>63642
Ah k, perfect.
>>63641
"Oy vey, anuddah shoa'h!" he says, creaking the door open and allowing Tracy inside.
>>63644
Plowing solidly into the reinforced door, a creaking and snapping sound ripples through the framework, and pockets of dust drift down. It loosens as Infernius rebounds off of it, and settles a bit lower.

tNcz9
?
No.63647
63648
[1d20+7 = 20]
>>63646
Snek trys his luck at the door
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63648
63650
>>63647
Is he shooting it?
AwTOG
?
No.63649
63652
[1d20+27 = 33]
>>63646
One more attempt to sunder the hinges or lock on the door
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63650
63652
>>63648
Charging
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63651
63652
>>63646
"Oy vey! It's 1933 all over again!" Tracy shouts out, taking a moment to make sure her magical prop nose is fixed in place and rubbing her demon hands together jewishly (now glamoured to be white) as she follows the long-noses into the synagogue.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63652
63653 63654 63657 63658 63662
>>63651
Inside she's greeted by a sea of noses all together pointed toward the front, where a raspy voice cries out "... and so our only option is to come together as one, and form Gigajew!" to which cheers of applause, and many rounds of hand rubbing did ripple among those present.
The crowd begins to herd forward, all chanting some hebrew shit.
>>63649
>>63650
Between the two, able to rip a hole open in the increasingly broken door. Snek can enter if he likes.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63653
>>63652
F U C K
U
C
K
tNcz9
?
No.63654
63655 63656
[1d20+9 = 26]
>>63652
Snek enters and makes a quick spot check
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63655
63656 63657
>>63654
Infernuis follows behind snek.
l8rQ6
?
No.63656
63658 63659
[1d20 = 10]
>>63655
Infernius wails on the door a bit more before he cn fit through. Meanwhile.
>>63654
Poking his head through and past the door, Snek can see several large devices that look like giant crossbows. They're across a large open expanse and they're pointed at the door.
AwTOG
?
No.63657
image.gif
[1d20+17 = 28]
[1d20+17 = 20]
>>63652
TOP. FUCKING. KEK!

Also, Fae claws at the door

>>63655
Infernius is too big
tNcz9
?
No.63658
63661
[1d20+8 = 9]
>>63652
>Gigajew
Does dropping coins in front of them distract the gigajew?
>>63656
Reflex to get the hell out of there before he dies
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63659
63664
>>63656
Do i need to roll or no?
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63660
"Uh, Stix.... We may want to reevaluate our approach"
l8rQ6
?
No.63661
63663
[1d20 = 5]
>>63658
Torcuil is with Trump. That's all going on with Tracy.
T1/jE
?
No.63662
[1d20+25 = 32]
>>63652
Umm.. Rolling to Hide in a corner/hallway/under a bench or something while the rest of the kikes are distracted chanting. Take a move action to gain temporary concealment with Cloak Dance if necessary.
Hoping the blood from the kike she killed earlier is enough to cover her scent...
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..!" Tracy curses under her breath as she scrambles for cover.
"What would Infernius say in a time like this?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63663
63665
>>63661
I am aware, it was just a suggestion, and the reflex save is Snek
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63664
>>63659
No, I'm just stalling him for a round or two. He can enter in a moment, he just has to break the door more. Its Wood and Iron in construction, but its 8-10" thick in some places, reinforced, etc. It can be broken, it just takes a sec.
l8rQ6
?
No.63665
63666
[2d20 = 17]
>>63663
Well, if he hadn't have rolled a 1, Snek would have gone undetected. Since he did though (he didn't even have to roll, I rolled for him being spotted already and it was a fail), 2 of the ballistae fire at his position.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63666
63667
>>63665
Uh, his armor check is 32 currently.

Checkd for Death
l8rQ6
?
No.63667
63668
[2d20 = 28]
>>63666
That's true. Missing Snek, the ballista bolts would continue on to the next available target.

Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63668
63669
>>63667
I think the second one misses.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63669
63670
>>63668
Both bolts hit the door, one of which richochets off and flies away, another one slamming into - and through - the door. Infernius roll a reflex save.
JD8Vj
?
No.63670
63671
[1d20+8 = 22]
>>63669

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63671
63673
>>63670
Infernius jumps aside as the ballista bolt crashes through the door. There's now a gap large enough to enter, but it involves climbing a bit of ruined door and passing through carefully.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63672
63675
Umm.. by "gigajew" how big are we talking about?
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63673
63681
>>63671
Alright, ill climb through when i get a chance.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63674
63676
"Are you okay in there?"
>"Just peachy! Let the others know there are crossbows in here"
Torc looks at the bolt that smashed through the door
"Oh I think we know"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63675
63676 63677
1bc.jpg
>>63672
Meanwhile, as the rats herd toward the ever increasing mass of noses, merging together into an ever-larger blob of nose that spreads outward, a crash emits from one of the larger stained windows, which explodes inward as a large object breaks through. The Gigajew is currently Huge, and growing larger with each added nose.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63676
63678 63680
>>63674
"It appears we've underestimated their defenses. I think maybe we should try to the tower directly"

>>63675
Giving time for Stix or Torcuil to join on Fae's back should they so chose, Trumpaladin mounts Fae, and has her run towards the tower with her amazing speed
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63677
63679
>>63675
The horror.
Tracy furtively positions herself into a position away from the falling debris as she takes a moment to plan her next action observing the abomination.
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63678
>>63676
What?
Torc stays behind, climbing through the ruined door when he can.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63679
63681
>>63677
Are there any exits to the synagogue in sight, or other room to charge/move? I think i might wanna try an attack before it gets bigger, but I wanna have space to put some space between them.
Anonymous
j9pwi
?
No.63680
>>63676
Stix barely has time to hop on and go along with Trump
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63681
63682 63683 63684 63686
>>63679
There is a small door in the back on the other side of GigaJew, but other then that there's the barred door at the front. The Mass of noses has grown to a gargantuan size, and a single eye opens above each nose, even the noses on its arms and legs and hands. Noses, everywhere a nose and an eye.
>>63673
Torcuil just behind, Infernius begins crawling through the hole in the door. As he peers through the hole, he can see that there is one ballista fully loaded and two more that are being reloaded.
JD8Vj
?
No.63682
63687
[1d20 = 18]
>>63681
I jumo through the hole
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63683
63687
>>63681
Torc fireballs the one that's already loaded
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63684
>>63681
Trumpaladin and Stix ride Fae to the buried tower, flying or running, whichever is faster
j9pwi
?
No.63685
63687
[1d20 = 15]
Stix decides to try and shoot that annoying jew that threw rocks at the party, as he rides away with Trump.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63686
63687
>>63681
Fuck...!
Well, Tracy stays in hiding and tries her best to take cover around the sturdiest looking part of the building until the falling rubble settles, her eyes darting around looking for a path to escape.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63687
63688 63690 63692 63696 63758
>>63682
Infernius deftly leaps through the newly created hole, to the astonishment of the one ballista, which finds its aim is not in line with his position. They quickly begin adjusting the angle of trajectory.
>>63683
Torcuil needs another round to exit the hole.
>>63685
Success
>>63686
The many noses sniff the air.
"Oh not this shit again," Thez comments before an ear-deafening roar issues forth from the fully-formed Gigajew.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63688
63689
>>63687
I run to cover. If there is any.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63689
63693
>>63688
There isn't any, but for the moment he has a lead on the device, if he continues lateral movement.
Anonymous
AwTOG
?
No.63690
63691
>>63687
Any chance they can get close enough to the buried structure for Trumpaladin to cast Dispel Magic on it, or for Stix to do a search check of where the structure meets the ground?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63691
63695
>>63690
Sure. It will take Fae a round to fly to that position. As they land a small patch of shadows seems to wave at them.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63692
63694 63697
>>63687
Bloody hell...
Tracy waits for the gigajew to inevitably kick down the door, and prepares a ready action to charge by it, grasping edgy in her maw and hoping to Sunder it's sinew in a ride-by-attack, before she runs like a bitch.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63693
63697
>>63689
I run in a zig zag pattern towards him.
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63694
>>63692
*kick down the wall
Anonymous
zLtXr
?
No.63695
63697
>>63691
Trumpaladin waves back

"I take it you've already tried to get in? What is the situation?"
Anonymous
tNcz9
?
No.63696
63697 63717
>>63687
Fair enough
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63697
63698 63707
>>63692
Gigajew swivels some of its eyes on Tracy, others on Thez. It stands up to its full height, about 40' tall. It towers overhead, a multitude of eyes peering down.
>>63693
Infernius continues to present himself as a bright red target. The one ballista can't get a clear shot at him, and the other two ballistae are now fully loaded, but so off aim that it will be a bit before they can take aim.
>>63696
Now Torcuil can clear the door and launch his fireball.
I wanted to see if Infernius was going to try and hide and leave Torcuil the obvious target or not
>>63695
A>"No, mommy went inside along with the anorexic blue one." An elongated bestial scream echoes from the broken window.