>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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[1d20+16 = 36]>>63492Fae: Spot check
No, I am not confident in the modifier, she just has high spot
Fuck, I wish I could still fly.
Tracy signals to Bunny to land at a safe distance.
*circles around to make sure the party makes it to the ground safely*
>>63496e_E Tracy is on Sammy, Addy and Thez were on Bunbun
Also, Sammy doesn't need to land to disembark. Tracy could dismount with an acrobatics check, while Sammy grazed the hillsides (wherever) if she wanted
[1d20+25 = 32]>>63498Fuck it.
Rolling to Tumble and avoid a shaken fetus.
>inb4 1
>>63498Can Fae land with a pounce on a thing? Also Nat 20 on a spot check
... or she lets Lenos help her down.
Whichever is easier.
Let's just go kill things.
>>63501*lenos swoopes over sammy and grabes tracy right off the birds back before making a steep decent to the ground next to the party*
>>63502This, faster than Thez and Addy, even at free-fall speeds.
"And here I thought I was being time-conservative," e_e
Likewise Kiynen swoops down (also passing Thez and Addy, the former looking irritated cuz her idea didn't pan out)
... sorry.
Anyway. Tracy puts her sword in her mouth, the basket hilt on her muzzle looking not unlike a helmets visor. With Edgy and Dark in either hoof, she readies for battle, her chain twitching in her claws, circling her like an adder puffed with venom.
Should we roll initiative?
>>63506That'd be good. Actually, players should roll 2/character, to account for falling, skill-checks, etc.
[1d20+7 = 11]>>63506Rollin'
[2d20 = 20]>>63507Since Snek and Torc aren't falling I'll skip that.
Highest goes to Snek
[2d20 = 15][2d20 = 19]>>63507Fae and Trumpaladin. Or Just Fae, not sure
>>63510Well, unless players had a predisposed plan (which Thez did, but she's never been the best at communicaton) then I assume a skill check would be involved for players to reach the ground without damage or affect. So, one dice would be for initiative, and the second would apply to whatever situation the character potentiated for themselves
>>63514Tracy is being carried by Lenos. Does she need to roll?
[2d20 = 38]
O, my bad. 1st roll gets a +4
>>63514Couldn't Fae just land normally though?
[2d20 = 35]>>63518Thats what im wondering about lenos
>>63515I thought Tracy went with Sammy, and Lenos was un-rided?
>>63520Idk what's happening anymore...
Also, I didn't say "everyone leaps off and assumes battle-stance", I mean Thez leaps off and assumes battle stance.
>>63520Lenos grabbwd tracy off the bird before flying down to the groind at a steep angle
>>63522Does it matter how we get to the ground atm?
>>63524https://mlpol.net/mod.php?/vx/res/63085.html#q63421Do you want this to be a cut and dry rpg where player have their attack round and opponents have their attack round, or do you want me to try and embellish?
>>63518Logistically, yes but without the immediacy that Thez is shooting for. She's going for attacks of opporunity/surprise.
>>63524Only for combat sequence
She's also looking to show off to Addy, who's never seen her tly try
>>63525Sorry..
Anyway, Tracy did what Lenos said, thanking him graciously before waving to her birds.
[2d20 = 17]
K, rerolling, cuz I misjudged the requisite rolls
Do I need to roll for Snek and Torc's decent?
AS far as landings, there are several varieties. There's the blitzkrieg method, which Thez is employing, or there's the "Actually wanting to land and avoid maleffect method, that Fae, the Birbs, and all other natural fliers would be quite to mention in the moment
>>63531Snek can fly for the moment, no need
>>63529No, Im sorry. I'm catty cuz we didn't get as far as I wanted. We're not done until something dies, but "ideally" I should stop now. I won't tho.
>>63533Alrigh I'm confused, for now Snek and Torc just take up positions on the back line.
Tell me when to roll initiative
>>63533>I was cattyIt's alright. I was being a bitch.
I just want to slaughter shit.
>charting initiative
1 - Addy 18
2 - Thez 16(+4 but perma waiting on Addy)
- Snek 13
- Fae 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
>so far
>>63535This
Tracy waits for a moment where she can tumble behind the ranks and flank every enemy at once.
>>63537Also, Fae got a 20 on spot earlier. What is visible?
>>63539Everything. There are smol groups clustered around the various buildings. Focus?
[2d20 = 36]
Stix initiative
>>63541The small groups nearest the tower, what are they like?
>>63544Am I misinterpreted how to roll initiative?
>>63546I didnt mean to leave the bonus up.
Here's what I have so far:
0 - Fae (19)
1 - Addy (18) - Stix (18)
2 - Thez (16) - Infernius (16)
3 - Tracy (14)
- Snek 13
- Trump 12
- Torc 7
- Lenos 4
[2d20 = 14]
[1d20 = 7]
Kiynen and co
>>63548Well, Fae dives in and towards the center of a group near the Tower. She will pounce as soon as she hits. Stix I think technically is above her in Initiave and can definitely shoot arrows first. Both Stix and Trumpaladin would go fight in this area
Yes, I cleared it with Stix first
K, so Kiynen and hers are essentially last,... except for Lenos (which is fitting, cuz he has an air of superiority a mile long).
The official order is
Stix
Fae
Addy
Infernius/Thez
Tracy
Snek
Trump
Torc
Lenos
Birbs I assume are maintaining safe disance
Kiynen and co are a wildcard, having declared neither action nor belay (so, they're in a ready-move patrol)
[2d20 = 11]
Stix shoots at the nearest enemy!
I believe Stix gets two attacks, correct?
[3d20 = 17]>>63552Fae Pounces on something and rips into it
>>63554Yes, and with the attack bonus of being at freefall with momentum his arrows operate at +2. So the first roll was 3, with a +7 Base attack, plus 2 for circumstance,....
It misses. The troop in question starts to cuckle. Then to laugh.
And then the other arrow split his head open and he dies.
Wait, he didn't do the freefall thing. It doesn't affect the outcome wrt opponents, but its DEFINITELY not as cool
>>63557And then another fucker get's pounced on by a flying lion
>>63556
>>63559Fae misses with her leading paw.
Just her leading claw. Her other paw lands, but not until after her mouth comes down upon one of these creatures. What are these creatures anyway?
The creatures in question, surrounding the grove and throughout (which yes, Fae detected in advance but doing so would have no relevance so I opted to not modify the current situation Xp)seem hostile and foul.
>>63560Is the path towards the pyramid clear/visible?
[4d20 = 60]
Tracy loses her patience and stabs the first thing she sees when she hits the ground, completely indescriminate.
>>63562What's it look like?
>>63562Well, I was gonna say this: Alright. Fae is decided (though not depicted).
While I am detailing this, Tracy falls full-force through an abominable creature. I didn't plan it that way, but I wanted Tracy at least to kill something.
>>63564~Yay!
[Sounds of ripping and mauling]
Likewise, the other party members stream down/about via their individual methods (which wouldn't hurt, cuz they're not trying to do so to themselves or eachother).
(At long last)
Xp
That didn't come out right. It would be better or more accurate to say that Tracy chunks down upon, and largely (mostly) through one of the available humanoids.
It smells absurdly foul, but can't be resolved as undead.
So to summarize. The party, in their indivdual/group capacity begins to swoop down upon Bohemian Grove, intent on killing jews, butt-devastating globalists,.... oh and retaking Trump tower that's important too.
Tracy obliterates a creatures at freefall-speed, while other party members land, glide to position, and otherwise converge on the hillock at the mid-point of the hill. Tracy finds that whoever she crashed into needs some extra encourageent to die and begins stabbing with fervor.
Thez and Addy <whooof> come to land safely, while Trump, Fae, and Stix swoop in to join Tracy. Lenos is conceivably low, using the hilltop for cover in his approach.
Infernius on Uatchit can appear pretty much weherever, and Snek and Torcil fly in and make their time, before all ur base are belong to us
Sammy and Bunny resume a low altitude, just inside the cloud bank. The dragons (Lenos and Kiynen) are more conspicuous (but no less effective) in landing (literally) on the opposition.
[4d20 = 59]>>63570"FOR PORT BARRY!"
Trumpaladin Slashes at the damned Globalists. I hope there is a cleave
>>63577She's on the ground tho...
So when we last left off, the party had just made a spectacular entrance on a very surprised mass of darkly-cloaked revellers on a hill-side dotted with torches and bonfires, leading up a spiral path toward the tip of the pyramid of Trump Tower. Tracy began the invasion blade-first as she always does, and finds a very old and decrepit face with an enormously large nose beneath her. There's something oddly familiar about him. Meanwhile, as the rest of the party makes their landings Trump wastes no time, but swings Vandereim into the throng.
"It's okay lad! They're all evil!" the Scottish sword encourages. "Oh shit, not again." he cuts off.
>>63581"Not again what...."
>>63581What did Tracy stab through?
>>63583Rather, what did it look like?
>>63585>tfw no Tracy stabbing merchant through nose shoop cuz not my computer
>>63586too bad it was deleted last time i posted it...
As Trump charges the nearest collection of large-nosed people, the mass of them near and far immediately retreat in every direction, to a frenzied chorus of "Oy vey!", running likewise from the other party members. Players get one attack of opportunity, more if they have the requisite feat (in which case, their AOP = Dex bonus)
[1d20 = 2]>>63588Trumpaladin is riding Fae
so is stix so hopefully he can keep up
"This is for Port Barry!"
>>63588Combat reflexes +5 AoOs
How many juden?
>>63589Uh.... That's not a 1, and there's something like a +27 modifier on the highest base attack bonus
>>63589Kek, that'll be Trump's initiative roll. I'll need one for Fae also.
>>63590More than 5
[5d20 = 51]>>63590Well, obviously more than 5..
Rolling 5 individual attacks, each with a +20 modifier for clarity's sake.
Attacking with Spiked Chain to reach them all.
I should clarify. Trump already rolled his attack roll, which would (and will) occur before the AoO. I'm waiting for the results of those rolls to determine how the scene plays out.
[3d20 = 35]>>63592Rolling
Fae has combat reflexes and +2 dex bonus
[1d20 = 9]>>63588One attack of opportunity for Stix
[1d20+10 = 19]
[1d20+11 = 28]
Snek shoots at a happy merchant (+11)
Torc decides not to waste a spell and does the same (+10)
[8d20 = 83]
Screams of "Anti Semites!" and other such yiddish epithets raise up as jews run to and fro. Infernius also joins in on the opportunistic spree, cuz why wouldn't he? Thez also lays down all in her reach, using her now-extended folding saw, a kama of exquisite craftsmanship, the blade being a Lenos custom and the fittings and enchantment a product of the finest hellish craftsmen.
As Rats, for in their agitation their natural form is becoming transformationally apparent, fall to the initial onslaught of the party, Adeline taps the Bo three times on the ground, from which the shadows deepen and elongate, stretching across the hillside.
Between all the AoO and Trump's actual attack round (taking initiative after Tracy's entrance), I'd say like 25 of them fall, clearing the immediate area beyond those who were already in retreat.
By the way, where on the hill did the party land?
>>63599Trumpaladin, who landed with Fae and Stix, would have attempted to land as close to the tower as possible. I believe that is S.
Also, there's the absolute murder that Lenos and Kiynen would have unleashed,....
>>63600I'll say Torc was with them
Thez, who landed with Addy near the pyramid, lobs a purplish fireball at a retreating rat, and turns away toward the pyramid. She reaches out to touch it and is immediately zapped.
[1d20+20 = 32]
Tracy take a moment to look over the scrambling kikes and scour the terrain, trying to determine where she would put the underground entrance to the tower might be located.
Rolling to Search the battlefield.
>>63604fucked up with that sentence there...
>>63600Which tower? There is a keep, and there's Trump tower. The keep is S, Trump tower is the blue pyramid in the center.
>>63604If the buildings were arranged by elevation along with locations in the tower, then k (keep) lines up with the forge, p (stores) is along with the strip-mall, I (inn) is in line with the vault and the medical section, and s (synogogue) is about where the entrance would be.
"The main entrance is buried!" Thez calls down, "They've got some kind of field that prevents me from crossing the threshold even ethereally."
[1d20+20 = 29]>>63603Whelp, looks like the tower is electrified
"There's some electric field on the tower. I have no idea if it needs to be turned off or if it's magical or what. Far, Stix, you have sharper eyes than I. Can you look around for structures that may house utilities or an alternative entrance to the structure."
Rolling a spot check, because that's her highest modifier
>>63606Trumpaladin dismounts Fae, and enters the Keep
>>63608Are we splitting up?
Torc casts detect magic on the pyramid
>>63609It's just a guess as to how to maybe deactivate the field. It shouldn't take long at all to get back together if this is a bust
>>63608Stix follows Trump inside
“What’s the plan? Do we storm in or sneak our way in further?”
>>63610If Torc is with Trump, he's not near the pyramid.
>>63612"There is an electric barrier on the Tower. I don't know if it is magic or how any of this works. Maybe there is a way to shut it off directly or cut power to it if it is not magical or a certain sort of magical. If that is so, it is best to check the buildings for controls to the field or power. And that is what I am doing here, I am checking the keep building. If it's pure magic, we'll need a spell caster to cast something on it. Still another option may be to blast through the walls of the tower, but we'd need the guns, and who knows where those are"
>>63615"Hello, it is I; the spell caster that can cast something on it. Should Snek and I go inspect it?"
Well, if we're splitting up, Tracy dashes furtively towards the synagogue, using the chaos of the battlefield as cover to sneak in.
>>63616"Certainly. Thez and Adeline are up there, so you'll be safe probably"
>>63618"Alright, we're off"
Torc and Snek head towards the Tower looking to join with Thez and Lil' Thez
>>63619Uh, its a rather long and winding path
>>63617>"if I were the rats, I would have activated a silent alarm to draw in reinforcements, besides the fact that Soros can attack us even after we've gone through the portal. Please keep diversions to a minimum"
>>63620What does Tracy see around her as she approaches the synagogue?
>>63621Does he attempt to communicate this before or after he leaves for the keep?
Also, these are rats?
>>63620Nevermind, Torc will not be putting the knowledge skill to use today>"That's a bad idea, just stay with these idiots""Excuse me? You take orders from me."
>"I'll grapple you""Fine..."
Torcuil resigns to following Stix and Trump
>>63620ENTERS THE KEEP. Um, enters the building with Fae. Probably Stix as well. What see?
>>63622The last of the rats usher each-other through the door and slam it closed behind them, before Tracy is able to make it inside.
>>63625Trump and co however also find the keep quite tightly barred against entry. The keep appears to be a serviceable military structure, but it doesn't seem manned at the moment, and all the rats who fled didn't seem the most athletic or militaristic.
>>63626Gm is that you, i cant tell eho is who.
>>63623The basic idea was "don't waste too much time because we just lost the element of surprise." Also your character has a shit load of skills that could help with the puzzle of how to get past the field.
I think they were described as being rats. Remember the were rats in the third session? Remember how Soros showed up as soon as they were vanished, as if Soros and the rats had a special connection? They had the same physical description as the current enemies. Also, Vanderiem is familiar with them
[1d20+5 = 17]>>63626reeee muh disguise plan
Tracy puts on her illusionary disguise and slams her hooves on the door
"Oy vey, let me in you schmucks!"
Rolling buff to act panicked
[1d20+27 = 38]>>63626Hmmm.
Sunder the door with sword of sunder!
[1d20 = 8]>>63630"Oy vey, it sounds like Marvin, open the shutter!" cries out from inside.
A window opens in the door, the man there eyeballing Tracy's disguise.
[6d20 = 71]>>63631Shockwaves spread along the door as Trump strikes it with the blunted sword. The door is clearly damaged, but continues to hold.
From high above along the ramparts over the gate, rats throw stones down upon Trump and co.
I'm calling that 1 hit against Trump, 1 against Fae, and 1 against Snek (big target).
>>63633Bull rush the door
>>63635Yay! Which door? The Keep? The Synogogue?
>>63636What a waste of a pali
>>63637The synagogue of Satan
>>63634>"Oof, tell the fucking armor display to watch where he's swinging that thing"Uh, what are the rules for knocking down a door?
Reee! I'm trying to infiltrate the synagogue! Give me three rounds
>>63640"Quick, the goyim know, shut it down!" Tracy coughs out, eyeing the charging bull in the background.
>>63637>>63640I bull rush the keep.
>>63642Ah k, perfect.
>>63641"Oy vey, anuddah shoa'h!" he says, creaking the door open and allowing Tracy inside.
>>63644Plowing solidly into the reinforced door, a creaking and snapping sound ripples through the framework, and pockets of dust drift down. It loosens as Infernius rebounds off of it, and settles a bit lower.
[1d20+7 = 20]>>63646Snek trys his luck at the door
>>63647Is he shooting it?
[1d20+27 = 33]>>63646One more attempt to sunder the hinges or lock on the door
>>63646"Oy vey! It's 1933 all over again!" Tracy shouts out, taking a moment to make sure her magical prop nose is fixed in place and rubbing her demon hands together jewishly (now glamoured to be white) as she follows the long-noses into the synagogue.
>>63651Inside she's greeted by a sea of noses all together pointed toward the front, where a raspy voice cries out "... and so our only option is to come together as one, and form Gigajew!" to which cheers of applause, and many rounds of hand rubbing did ripple among those present.
The crowd begins to herd forward, all chanting some hebrew shit.
>>63649>>63650Between the two, able to rip a hole open in the increasingly broken door. Snek can enter if he likes.
[1d20+9 = 26]>>63652Snek enters and makes a quick spot check
>>63654Infernuis follows behind snek.
[1d20 = 10]>>63655Infernius wails on the door a bit more before
he cn fit through. Meanwhile.
>>63654Poking his head through and past the door, Snek can see several large devices that look like giant crossbows. They're across a large open expanse and they're pointed at the door.
[1d20+17 = 28][1d20+17 = 20]>>63652TOP. FUCKING. KEK!
Also, Fae claws at the door
>>63655Infernius is too big
[1d20+8 = 9]>>63652>GigajewDoes dropping coins in front of them distract the gigajew?
>>63656Reflex to get the hell out of there before he dies
>>63656Do i need to roll or no?
"Uh, Stix.... We may want to reevaluate our approach"
[1d20 = 5]>>63658Torcuil is with Trump. That's all going on with Tracy.
[1d20+25 = 32]>>63652Umm.. Rolling to Hide in a corner/hallway/under a bench or something while the rest of the kikes are distracted chanting. Take a move action to gain temporary concealment with Cloak Dance if necessary.
Hoping the blood from the kike she killed earlier is enough to cover her scent...
"Fuck, fuck, fuck..!" Tracy curses under her breath as she scrambles for cover.
"What would Infernius say in a time like this?"
>>63661I am aware, it was just a suggestion, and the reflex save is Snek
>>63659No, I'm just stalling him for a round or two. He can enter in a moment, he just has to break the door more. Its Wood and Iron in construction, but its 8-10" thick in some places, reinforced, etc. It can be broken, it just takes a sec.
[2d20 = 17]>>63663Well, if he hadn't have rolled a 1, Snek would have gone undetected. Since he did though (he didn't even have to roll, I rolled for him being spotted already and it was a fail), 2 of the ballistae fire at his position.
>>63665Uh, his armor check is 32 currently.
Checkd for Death
[2d20 = 28]>>63666That's true. Missing Snek, the ballista bolts would continue on to the next available target.
>>63667I think the second one misses.
>>63668Both bolts hit the door, one of which richochets off and flies away, another one slamming into - and through - the door. Infernius roll a reflex save.
>>63670Infernius jumps aside as the ballista bolt crashes through the door. There's now a gap large enough to enter, but it involves climbing a bit of ruined door and passing through carefully.
Umm.. by "gigajew" how big are we talking about?
>>63671Alright, ill climb through when i get a chance.
"Are you okay in there?"
>"Just peachy! Let the others know there are crossbows in here"
Torc looks at the bolt that smashed through the door
"Oh I think we know"
>>63672Meanwhile, as the rats herd toward the ever increasing mass of noses, merging together into an ever-larger blob of nose that spreads outward, a crash emits from one of the larger stained windows, which explodes inward as a large object breaks through. The Gigajew is currently Huge, and growing larger with each added nose.
>>63674"It appears we've underestimated their defenses. I think maybe we should try to the tower directly"
>>63675Giving time for Stix or Torcuil to join on Fae's back should they so chose, Trumpaladin mounts Fae, and has her run towards the tower with her amazing speed
>>63675The horror.
Tracy furtively positions herself into a position away from the falling debris as she takes a moment to plan her next action observing the abomination.
>>63676What?
Torc stays behind, climbing through the ruined door when he can.
>>63677Are there any exits to the synagogue in sight, or other room to charge/move? I think i might wanna try an attack before it gets bigger, but I wanna have space to put some space between them.
>>63676Stix barely has time to hop on and go along with Trump
>>63679There is a small door in the back on the other side of GigaJew, but other then that there's the barred door at the front. The Mass of noses has grown to a gargantuan size, and a single eye opens above each nose, even the noses on its arms and legs and hands. Noses, everywhere a nose and an eye.
>>63673Torcuil just behind, Infernius begins crawling through the hole in the door. As he peers through the hole, he can see that there is one ballista fully loaded and two more that are being reloaded.
[1d20 = 18]>>63681I jumo through the hole
>>63681Torc fireballs the one that's already loaded
>>63681Trumpaladin and Stix ride Fae to the buried tower, flying or running, whichever is faster
[1d20 = 15]
Stix decides to try and shoot that annoying jew that threw rocks at the party, as he rides away with Trump.
>>63681Fuck...!
Well, Tracy stays in hiding and tries her best to take cover around the sturdiest looking part of the building until the falling rubble settles, her eyes darting around looking for a path to escape.
>>63682Infernius deftly leaps through the newly created hole, to the astonishment of the one ballista, which finds its aim is not in line with his position. They quickly begin adjusting the angle of trajectory.
>>63683Torcuil needs another round to exit the hole.
>>63685Success
>>63686The many noses sniff the air.
"Oh not this shit again," Thez comments before an ear-deafening roar issues forth from the fully-formed Gigajew.
>>63687I run to cover. If there is any.
>>63688There isn't any, but for the moment he has a lead on the device, if he continues lateral movement.
>>63687Any chance they can get close enough to the buried structure for Trumpaladin to cast Dispel Magic on it, or for Stix to do a search check of where the structure meets the ground?
>>63690Sure. It will take Fae a round to fly to that position. As they land a small patch of shadows seems to wave at them.
>>63687Bloody hell...
Tracy waits for the gigajew to inevitably kick down the door, and prepares a ready action to charge by it, grasping edgy in her maw and hoping to Sunder it's sinew in a ride-by-attack, before she runs like a bitch.
>>63689I run in a zig zag pattern towards him.
>>63692*kick down the wall
>>63691Trumpaladin waves back
"I take it you've already tried to get in? What is the situation?"
>>63692Gigajew swivels some of its eyes on Tracy, others on Thez. It stands up to its full height, about 40' tall. It towers overhead, a multitude of eyes peering down.
>>63693Infernius continues to present himself as a bright red target. The one ballista can't get a clear shot at him, and the other two ballistae are now fully loaded, but so off aim that it will be a bit before they can take aim.
>>63696Now Torcuil can clear the door and launch his fireball.
I wanted to see if Infernius was going to try and hide and leave Torcuil the obvious target or not>>63695A>"No, mommy went inside along with the anorexic blue one." An elongated bestial scream echoes from the broken window.