That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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>>61925She thinks for a moment. "That could work, although we'd all have to maintain contact to phase through the structure."
>>61928No, its definitely not semen.
>>61925"Don't forget the leprechauns out me arse, and killing a god in a 1hit ko."
>>61926"Actually, I can shrink too. I've manged turning into a dragon before."
>>61930FAGGOT
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>>61929(He doesn't examine it) but im guessing its blood.
>>61931Do the leprechauns again.
>>61929"Phase? As in 'set phasers to stun' and anyone in red dies?"
Torc activates the Ear cuff of blinking
"Or this kind of phasing?"
>>61934Filed away for next boss fight
>>61929Alright, I guess Fae would likely fly up to the Airship
>>61933No,
don't do the leprechauns
>>61931"Hmmm, shrinking could work," she says.
>>61935"No, like going ethereal like that one time, except this time
we know where we're going," she says with just a little irritation and a side-glance.
>>61936As they make final preparations, Fae crests the side of the airship in a dramatic <SWOOP>
>>61937Should I play her now? Uh...
As she lands on the deck, she says to them, "I was not expecting all of you"
>>61939"Where are the others? Infernius is in trouble, but what of Trump and Tracy?"
Lenos wanders up from below-deck. "You fuckers! Don't forget about me!"
>>61940"Why are you here? Trumpaladin went in with Tracy and left me outside. He came back for me when the automaton guards were giving him difficulty, and he could not rely on the blue one. Infernius was not with us when we arrived. The blubbering idiot came through the roof in a great spectacle. Unsurprisingly, that got the attention of the automatons. He ordered me to charge one and destroyed it, but we were surrounded. I flew him out of the city and on to the perimeter. Trumpaladin went back in with the Blue One and told me to wait outside... I know not of the fate of the Nazi"
>>61942I miss read 'crests' as 'crashes'
...
Fuck
"NOTHING"
>>61945"That's damned right, wizard boy"
>>61944"That idiot!" she curses. To Fae, "Can you sense them? You're one of his mounts, so you should have an idea where he is. Wait, can't he
summon you?"
>>61947"Yes he can and yes I can. And what do you want me to ask him?"
*draws weapons, waiting for what lies behind the door*
>>61948Thez looks around. "I'd put Torcuil and Snek with Fae, (cuz she's bigger and can handle his size better), and I could take Stix and Lenos. If Trump summons you, you should be able to break the 4th wall or some shit since there's no direct path, and bring them with you. Meanwhile, we'll go the,... direct route."
>>61949"Alright, if you're sure you want to do this,... you'll be doing me a huge favor I should say, and there's no other way to retrieve your friend," she steps toward the gate.
>>61952*is still using Brad's body to hide*
>>61950"Why? Why do they need to go in? And why are you going the 'direct route? You'll start the same mess as did Infernius. If you want to be smart, get that Drow elf and he'll help you sneak in. That's what should have been done all along. Doing what you are planning will just cause unnecessary fighting and drama"
>>61954
"You can make your pet into a staff, can't you? Do so"
>>61956"We don't have time, Infernius is hanging on by a thread, and he's in immediate danger."
>>61957"Great idea. Then, Lenos and Stix with Fae, while I carry Torcuil?" she sizes him up, walks over and picks him up relatively easily. "Yeah, that'll work."
>>61958"Immediate danger of what? I am not following. Do you have news?"
>>61960>Am i naked?He's always naked, isn't he?
>>61957>"Okay, Now I don't like her. I'm not your fucking pet. I'M A FAMILIAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"*sigh*
"Did you have to say pet?"
Snek begins to thrash around
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE, MUH NAP, I'M NOT A PET."Torc then grabs him, and he reverts to staff form.
"Enough of that."
>"I can still talk""Fuck"
>>61958"GAH- wait what?"
As Infernius struggles to his feet and gets a better look at his surroundings, the first thing that he notices is the
SMELL. Its as though he's surrounded by rotting and dessivcated corpses. Upon inspection however, he finds that he IS surrounded by rotting and dessicated corpses. Hundreds, maybe thousands of them, piled unceremoniously around him.
>>61960No more than usual, he would have been carted off without doing anything with his stuff.
>>61959"I don't know, I just know his emotional state. Wait a minute,..."
>>61960"What's your situation?!" Somehow, her alarm carries through.
>>61963check the corpses for loot
>>61962Fae gives Torcuil a bit of an odd look as she watches him talk to himself
>>61965"That one is always in a state of anxiety or longing. yes, I'm sure he's been captured or whatever. But why go in directly and summon those bots to attack us? I barely got out earlier and they pursued us with reinforcements"
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>>61968>expects to find a lightsabre e_eAny useful debris will be buried in a pile of filth and gore. Besides, as he attempts to locate something useful, a number of forms climb over the top of the mounds of gore surrounding him.
Its ironic, because this scene is very much inspired by Repo
"Yes! We're outside, we're coming after you! Hang tight! Are you okay?" >>61970Thez looks back to the group (I figure that when 'linking' that they might look away for a sec). "No time! He's got company!" She sets Torcuil around her shoulders and back (piggy back). "I'm,... well we're going!"
>>61971"Ugh.... Dumbass"
Fae warns Trumpaladin of the impending shitstorm, and has him Call her
>>61971I though Fae was going to take the lighter Torcuil and Stix while Thez got the less friendly Lenos?
>>61974
He said he would though? Whatever. Someone needs to keep Lenos from fucking everything up though
>>61976
As Thez and Torcuil fly unerringly toward a target she can only sense, Fae communes with Trump, who activates his Paladin-mount summons. With most of the party streaking toward Infernius one way or another, and as the massive double-doors begin to HISSS and crack open slowly, several of the strange forms leap at Infernius.
As Thez and Torcuil (and Snek in staff form) nearly splat against the ground, she activates Etherealness and they <wink> into the Ethereal plane and pass harmlessly through the ground. As they continue, various flashes of rooms and structures greet their eyes, too fast to really see the images going by.
Fae however, compelled by Trump's summon, feels something pulling her toward her. A crackling occurs in the air before her, and after a few moments, she fells pulled through some sort of membrane, and arrives in the room with Trump and Tracy, just as the giant double-doors finish opening with a thunderous sound.
And that is where we will leave it for the time being. Players have a chance to make momentary adjustments and readiness moves, but its about to get real
>>61980>>61982Tracy uses whatever warm bodies that are in front of her to hide, hoping to get a good Sneak Attack, should combat ensure.
>>61982Uh, activation of Earcuff of blinking and Shield bracer if possible.
>>61984Earcuff doesn't function when already ethereal, and the shield bracer is techincally always active
>>61984Tracy activates her Ring of Spell Turning
>>61985Oh...
*mumbled cussing about "well you know, fuck my plans"*
Uh, who want's Bull's Strength?
>>61987Tracy could use some Cat's Grace, or Greater Invisibility.
>>61988Best I can do is normal Invisibility
>>61982Fae Bucks off Lenos, and maybe Stix. I am not sure. He's generally more amiable so she may let him ride her.
I'm feeling super fucking salty right you, so if you all could just be a but light >>61990At the command of her deputy-master, she comes within arms length of Trumpaladin and stands next to him
>>61990I’m confused. Am I thrown off or not? I think it will change a bit of what happens depending on that. Do I roll to determine?
>>61992I think he/she means that upon arrival, Fae dismounts her riders, not a flinging off sort of situation.
>>61992If you had been present earlier there should have been dialogue where Stix first meets Fae and talks to her, then gets on her back. I don't think you need to determine anything now, because the fighting will not be for a very long time
>>61993you hush
>>61994There's time for dialogue and introductions if you want
>>61994Sorry for not being here...
>>61995How do I even begin?
>>61989How about Blur?
I could use some cheap Sneak Attacks (aren't they all).
>>61996I'd go with "thanks for the ride, we haven't been introduced"
>>61997You know we're about to fight undead right?
>>61998>>61996It would have been better on the ship
>>61999No, I don't know that, and neither would Tracy.
>>62000Kekd and checked
>>62001Oh, but you'd miss out on all the fun
>>62002Fucking Kefka and his shitty sense of taste..!
*unintelligible grumbles about no live targets to murder*
>>62007
>>62008
>>62006
wut?
>>62010Well... I guess I don’t speak with Fae as my post just got suicided
>>62011I'm going to assume you meant that remark for Fae
"Can
you understand
me, pack horse?"
>>62011Never mind... I’m stupid, wrong number
>>62011Fae does an alignment check on Stix
>>62012“I meant no offense, I just can’t tell what creatures talk here. I’m Stix. Nice to meet you.”
>>62015for a second, Fae is silent. Seriously, what is Stix Alignment? She has a spell that can discern it
>>62016Maybe she can't tell because Stix isn't sure.
>>62016I forgot to make one. Sorry. I would guess Neutral Good or Lawful Good... I’m leaning to neutral good because of Stix’ working outside the law in his story
>>62018Neutral or Chaotic Good is pretty standard for rangers
>>62019>>62018Join the chaotic neutral Master race
Signed, Torc and Mr. Snek
>>62020Checked. This is likely a sign to make that journey later in the story
>>62020I started out as Chaotic neutral.
>>62020>>62021I guess you could say this advice is...
>Puts on sunglasses20/20YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>62018Fae stands before Stix, looking sort of like a guilded and scaled Dire lioness, with a few facial features and the teeth of a Dragon, and the wings as well, which stand up somewhat from her back as they do not seem to have folded neatly. She takes a step forward, bows her head a bit, and seems to blush - as best as a scaled creature could.
"Nice to meet you stix! Forgive my rudeness... to be ordered around by those not in the church can be a bit frustrating... Allow me to Introduce myself. I am the Priest of Football, American, and Elway. You may call me Fae. I come from Remoth's travelling band of felines known as the Guardinal Brigade. It is my duty to spread the truth and goodness of Football across all dimensions. I have been assigned to be the mount of this one here (pointing towards Trumpaladin with a claw) and to work in this world.
I take it that I am still the only volunteer, and you awoke in the rooms?"
>>62024“Yes. I woke up in that tower. I only heard a brief mention of this Football before. I would like to hear about it sometime, but I’m guessing we have more pressing issues. I came here with a few other friends to rescue someone.”
Tracy uses Detect Good, to see if Infernius might be on a nearby floor.
>>62019Can you describe the things on me?
>>62027They're not on him yet, its a "To be continued" freeze frame
>>62027Better run, dude. You're 1 hp without a Divine Focus.
>>62030Bow da dow dow dow dow da dow (buddleduddledoo) Bow da dow dow dow dow da dow
>>62025Fae has an excited look on her face
"Yes yes yes, the cleric of a competing religion got himself captured, and my deputy-commander insists we must go resuce him because he's "our greatest ally," so we have to fight through hordes of undead to get him. This has happened before, nothing new. Anyways, I have so much to tell you about Football! No no, show you! You simply must come to a game sometime!"
>>62029*strikes a cool rogue-tier pose for freeze-frame*
>>62034Thez and Torcuil are still in Ethereal free-fall