That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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A>"What's your name?" Addy says to Trump.
Torc listens to story while glancing around.
He eventually looks at Stix and smiles faintly, remembering a certain stick a certain poner brought him.
Then others the notice he looks like he just saw Soros himself.
>>63017And everyone has an aneurysm from trying to decipher what did he mean
>>63016"I am the Paladin who follows Trump, so I may be called Trumpaladin. Although Infernius calls me brad and the blue one calls me 'Flashy'"
>>63015"What.... what is he planning, do you think?"
"Did Slovenia make it out? Felicia? Any of the Port Citizens?"
Tracy is playing with her birds while her faggot tries to make mobile work. She is visibly listening though, her ears cocked toward the conversation like little satellite dishes.
>>63019"Oooooohhhh,
you're "that pompous jerk". I guess that makes you "the skinny bastard"?" Addy says, turning to Torcuil. "Are you guys all,... f. friends?"
"They're not gonna die are they?" she whispers to Thez.
>>63021"Huh, so I guess she did remember me"
>>63021Torcuil snaps out of it
and I snap out of my shitty ass Grammer and looks offended
"The skinny bastard? That's how I'm known?"
Snek is laughing the best a snake can
>"My sides can't handle this"The 30' snek is literally rolling on the floor, tripping Torc...
Thez blushes a bit "Uhm,... I may not have been feeling particularly generous when mentioning you in previous."
>>63021"I'm pretty good at living on my own. Not sure about the rest of these guys though." Tracy says
*Flexes jew-claws*
"Demons don't scare me."
>>63025"I heard about you too. You're supposed to be all angry and vicious," makes a grrrr face, "but Sammy and Bunbun tell me all I need to know." Addy says with a wink.
"And you're the one mom always cries when she looks at!" she says, pointing to Infernius. Thez' jaw drops at the mention of this.
>>63025Torc leans over and whispers to the group minus Tracy
"But this scares her"
Torc then tells Tracy quite bluntly
"You still don't have your bag of knives"
>>63026"What've you heard of me? Besides 'pompous' and 'jerk'?
>>63027Tracy looks at Torc smugly.
"Actually, I do."
*Whirls cloak to show that it is in fact lined with masterwork-quality daggers*
She got them back right before That Bitch dropped us off to get gangraped by niggers.
"What, you do,... I've seen it plenty of times. She's got this whooooooole building dedicated to him. There's these books, and all these square-ish symbols painted throughout,...."
>>63028"Well, I heard you were a good person, and that you would never have allowed the jews to take over. That the people would have rallied behind you and beat down the nasty bad guys, and there would have been a game of sorts. Also there was something about not being trustworthy around horses."
>>63026>Mom always crys at>Thez' jaw dropsI'm laughing and sobbing at the same time and I don't know what's more appropriate
>>63029"I'll be damned. You win this round"
>>63030"Dare I ask what you know about me?"
>>63030Stix has a look of confusion to that last part about horses.
>>63030"D'aww....
Those people needed me. And now they are all gone. We've got to get back to the past as stop the 'Zionists.' If they can dsend us forwards, we can go back. Damn Court City must have been in on it. Speaking of horses, have you heard of a 'Felicia' or 'Slovenia' or 'Trollestia'?"
>>63030Upon hearing that first line, Tracy cannot suppress her laughter.
*Laughs in pent-up relief*
>>63035She brightens for a moment at the mention. "Yes,... but they've been gone a long time. They were my friends."
>>63037"Wha... what happened to them?"
>>63038Thez shakes her head at this question, indicating that she knows but will not say, not in front of Addy.
"I,... don't know. Trolly was here a while ago, but she had to leave. Regina and Felicia left long before, saying they had "business". What is this "business" that ppl keep saying?"
>>63039"I see.... So of everyone I met, everyone. Felicia, Regina, all of my Generals, everyone in the Port. Baz. Everyone in Sparintenar. Everyone is gone, but the Bitch Dragon not only survived, but reproduced?"
Trumpaladin moves over to place a hand on Fae
"Addy, why don't you go and wash up, let me talk to our guests."
"Fine,...."
She exaggerates a beleaguered posture while slumping toward the door.
"You guys will still be alive when I wake up right?" Addy asks hopefully, just before the door.
>>63041"I have one quick question, has Death ever stopped by to see me or has she been kept busy by Soros?"
>"That's your question?""To be honest I've only got Her and you guys to worry about."
>"You fucking NEET" >>63042"No promises"
>>63041"I'm sorry, I am not good around children. Fae seems to like her though"
>>63042"I'll try!"
>"Nice kid""I always knew you had a soft spot"
>>63043"Who can say? Though I am sure that Soros is keeping Death rather busy given the degree of degradation and decay this world is experiencing. You,... 'joined' at the worst possible time."
>>63044Addy looks at Thez, saddened. "Okay...."
T>"He doesn't mean it DD, this is hard for him too."
>>63042"Pffft, I'll be fine." Tracy says, reclining on Sams chest
>>63047She brightens at this. "Kay!" and then rushes through the door, effectively leaving the scene.
"Please excuse her,... she's been frightfully sheltered her whole life," Thez offers half-assedly.
"But everything I told you is true. Felicia is Soros' private painter, tasked with - and compelled to - mutilate herself to supply paint for yet another portrait. Regina has been tasked with skinning herself, to provide suitably fine leather for Soros' private wardrobe. Oh, they're both charmed to survive the daily ordeal,... physically that is." she sobs a bit at this.
>>63049Tracy appears bewildered and angered
"Sk-skin herself?! What the fuck?!"
>>63050Revealing her broken emotional and mental status, Thez crumbes, her legs giving way beneath her. "Welcome,... to my world," she says, sobbing uncontrollably.
>>63052Trumpaladin is very uncertain, but he steps forward, and places a hand on Thez's shoulder
"We've got to undo this. Or at least stop it from escaping this world"
>>63051"... yes, and I hear she does so with the same diligence that she ran the mill with."
Regaining her feet. "So this is where we're at. The world is destroyed, under the thumb of arguably the most oppressive tyrant ever imagined. Everything that was good has been destroyed. Everything that everyone worked for," she says, looking to each person in turn, "is gone. Soros set his wrath upon the world,... but evidently that's not enough for him," she says, wiping her face.
>>63054"Tough girl..." Tracy says grimly
>>63055Tracy hangs her head in a brief pause.
"........"
>>63049Torc falls on his knees, tears falling from his face.
"I... I brought"
>sob"I bought her here"
"We've been able to hole up here for years, but recently Addy snuck out and was detected. They," she says gesturing inparticularly, "know there is more going on here than me and Kiynen. To what degree, I don't know, but you've seen the welcoming committee."
>>63058Stix goes to comfort Torc
>>63055For the better part of a minute, Trumpaladin is silent.
He starts again:
"You say they started the mining activity recently?"
>>63061"Yes, with great fervor."
>>63060"What... What have I done?"
Torc silently vows to personally save Felicia.
"Where... Is Troll?"
>>63063"I don't know. She hasn't been here for months, and then it was a short stop. The forests and the natural lands have been under as much a siege as the populated centers. Anything, anyone that doesn't bend to Soros is punished. I can't imagine that she fared any better than most."
>>63062"He's planning to conquer more worlds, isn't he?"
>>63066"I can't imagine any other purpose, this world is in ruin."
>>63066If he's like the real Soros's, he'll try to dissolve the boundaries between the planes themselves.
>>63065Torc stands up
"I need a minute"
Snek slithers over to curl up around Stix's
feet hooves
>>63069"There's booze," Thez offers half-jokingly.
Tracy, silent, looks down at the sea of lizards and corpses.
Steeling herself. "However. Since you're all here now, there's still a chance."
>>63073*Ears-dishes rotate towards her*
"I'm listening." Tracy says, still peering down at the carnage.
Trumpaladin reaches out for someone to pet or hold onto, to calm himself down
>>63074Snek is listening and relaying the information to Torc.
>"We'll get her buddy, and I'll be with you every step of the way.">"Faggot" >>63075>grabs a pussyKidding, but I thought I'd throw it in there for humor.
>>63074"Well, now we know - to a degree - what happened to everyone, but we don't know why, or how. We can assume that someone amongst those deemed 'unfavorable' had a hand in it. There,... exists magic that can,... undo the overwhelming majority of this,... but it will be exceedingly difficult."
Tread reaching critical posts.
Also, it's giving Lenos a hard time.
>>63079Use the "Last 50 posts" button
>>63080I like to back read too sometimes...
>>63076Damn it*pets*
>>63073After silence, Trumpaladin responds almost mechanically
"How?"
>>63078"The unfavorable? I had figured the Court City Official must have done this... They removed us from the timeline just as we were trying to Purge them from Cardishore"
>>63082"No, they're not that powerful. Until today, I'd have thought that nothing but a devil was that powerful. I was wrong, but still, therein lies our chance. A devil
is that powerful," she says somberly.
>>63084"I think I recall you once said that the Golden Lady - or someone in the Abyss - owed you a favor?"