That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
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[2d20 = 20]>>62702And while she tears up a bit at the previous, he does not successfully execute the latter. What does happen is he finds his legs entangled, falling forward on his face.
>Trip attack, Grapple attack A shadow of a thing goes tumbling comically away, colliding with a nearby support column. Infernius still goes tumbling to the ground however.
>>62705"Why you hit me? Me don't know what me did wrong? But whatever it is me did, me deserve it. Continue untill you are satisfied. But me am just glad to see you."
*smiles and eyes twinkle*
Tracy watches the whole thing, partly confused, partly anxious.
>>62707Thez isn't attacking. One of the shadows that previously flanked the party is. Failing in some regard. Infernius is prone however.
[1d20 = 14]
>hide in plain sight
>shadow-step
>>62709Is anything attacking Tracy?
>>62709Oh well in that case.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*stands up*
*fire storm at the shadowa*
>>62711Newp, this is actually pretty amusing to Tracy by my interpretation. She did notice the very apt shadow-thingy tho.
>>62712>firestorm>in the sewerD-does Tracy need to roll a Reflex save?
>>62714No i can choose who is effected.
>>62715>I can chose who is affectedDoes Tracy need to roll a reflex save?
>>62716He just said no.
Firestorm excludes who you want it to.
>>62717I guess you didn't get the joke then
>>62714No save, circumstantial
>>62712"Y...you oaf,..." is overwhelmed by the sound of continuous flames. A hiss issues throughout, as small fibers of debris still smoulder.
"You call
THAT a
FIRESTORM?" Lenos' assertively asinine brownie voice cuts in.
>L cast Firestorm, all feats."Addy, get out now!" Thez yells.<whoooooof>
<whoooooooof> grabbing Stix <whoooooof> and arriving in an unthreatened tunnel.At the same time, Infernius finds himself pulled through a shadow by a chain attached to his leg. He's not sure how long its been there. As he's looking at it the smaller group of Thez and Stix arrive. "I figured I would let Lenos rage. The tunnels fill with spiders and such, and he can burn ever so long, its something to behold. He could forge weapons without a forge if he
really wanted. From what I'm seeing there's probably a divergence in perspective," Thez says.
So? Does it hit the thing or not?
>>62722No, it misses completely.
>>62723Ah, I posted at the same time you did.
Tracy explores the area.
>>62721Stix is with Brad though.
>>62725You're right, my bad. Torcuil then?
>>62726Torc was last seen in the cart. I assumed he was in Killy's clutches.
>>62727Well then Tracy is the one Thez would have whoofed, so she also would be able to readily restrain Tracy from wandering off. Infernius would also be present, for the same reasons of pulled through a shadow.
>>62729Tracy will have all week to ask questions.
>>62728"What fuck is going on!?"
>>62729It's only 3:47 AM where you are, on a Monday morning
>>62731"Ya mind not blowing up our head-quarters? Especially not around Lenos who takes it as a challenge?" Thez spits at Infernius.
>>62734"Technically, you're the intruder, and
you," she says, shouting toward the shadows, "lurk moar faggit."
Roll a d20 if you want your character to have heard the whispered "no u" in response.
>>62733There are two Lenos's now?
>mfw birbs are either dead or grown-up
reeeeeeeeee
>>62737Juvenile, female.
>>62736To my understanding, Infernius cast Fire Storm and blew up the area in a manner that only singed everyone. Then Lenos took that as a challenge (as he would) and did a maximized and otherwise beefed Fire Storm, which is his specialty. Thez and co got those assembled (meaning Infernius and Tracy) into a not deadly situation.
>>62739Would you rather they be turned undead and impaled on stakes?
Look at me, I'm Lenos now
So currently Thez, Infernius, and Tracy are in a separate section of tunnel. Lenos meanwhile is raging fire just like Tracy's menes
... the whole time, thinking about how to push Gay marriage XDDD
>>62750>>62739>>62745>>62749"Do me hear gay frogs screaming?"
>>62752Must be something in the water.
>>62753If Tracy wants to be violent, she can start in like Infernius did and you saw what happened there (his should was totally destroyed by the way) but she might hold off her agression for a moment, since the situation is dire? Maybe?
>>62751Hey. Trumpaladin lost not one, but
two waifus. So if anyone should be in a state of mourning....
>>62754Tracy hasn't been aggressive thus far, just visibly annoyed.
>>62755Slovenia could take care of herself.
So Infernius and Tracy have the opportunity to interject. Trump, Stix, and Fae are an unresolved element.
>>62761Dialogue, comments, w/e. Hopefully not blowing up like Infernius did.
>>62762Blowing up? Im not mad. "Thez honey me am confused to what going on, please dont be angry. Me didnt choose to leave."
>>62763Firestorm counts as blowing up
"See?" Thez replies.
>>62764It can go on throughout the week. Nothing will advance
>>62766"Not you," Thez glares. "We'll get to you."
[1d20+3 = 5]>>62768Thez, in spite of the complete seriousness of the situation, the extreme amount of time, and the unanswered questions and such that remain, starts giggling uncontrollably and pulls out a black marker and begins doodling on Tracy's face. Rolling Crafting check.
>didn't actually go to bed 'cuz insomnia
*Wakes up momentarily*
"Reeeeeee! Your drawing sucks!"
*Collapses once more*
Its a crude drawing, but it does its job. Tracy has a benis on a face.
And for a moment, Thez looks at Infernius, with a glint of that knowingly-innocent daring she used to have. Then her expression darkens. "I have alot of questions."
>>62772>>62771*walks over and motions to hand me the marker with a mishevious grin*
This begins a rapid dialogue period. For example, Thez would ask about the lack of aging and they would naturally disclose that they're as normal, and Thez would then detail "uhm, its been 15 years. Lots has changed."
Also a drawing on Tracy's face period.
>>62775*draws a swatika over her left eye*
>>62774"FFFFFF FIFTEEN YEARS?"
"Mein GOTT,what happend to everything!
*look of sudden realization*
"Thez you dont look so pregnant anymore, how long is a dwelf pregnancy?"
"
>>62777*boops back shadows*
>>62778Boops stone.
"I've had plenty of time to think about it. You were completely detectable, I was almost to you and suddenly you and by all accounts everyone was gone. Without a trace. This world has been,... different with everyone gone." she says, looking downward.
"What she means is that shit's fucked six ways from sunday!" chortles from the shadows, drawing a glare from Thez.
>15 years
Reeeee! The birdies could have grandkids by now for all I know! Reeeeeee!
>>62779*points at the direction of the shadow*
"You watch your mouth, and come let me get a look at you."
>>62781You mean with the un-shattered shoulder?
>tfw your tulpa grows so big it buds off into a third dissasocative identity
>>62780"Where are my birds?!" Tracy cries autistically, a bit too loudly for comfort
>>62782No he uses his broken one through force of will.
>>62785"Ha you totally sounded like a pepe."
>>62788Hitler dubs confirm animals are important.
[1d20 = 1]>>62786Rolling concentration check
>>62785Tracy's nervous freak-out scares the shadows half to death, which retreat immediately into themselves.
Infernius' arm hangs with a sickening chug. The shadows start laughing hysterically, while Thes starts giggling despite efforts to withhold laughter.
[1d20 = 16]>>62792Tracy is visibly losing it.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Rolling Intimidate
>>62792*mumbles*"fucking dice"
"Heh, you come here though the horse is just autistic."
>>62797"Your birds are fine. They're nesting in the upper reaches of the city," Thez scoffs at Tracy.
[1d20+25 = 32]
Sleight of Hoof to wipe away tears streaming down face.
>>62798"F-f-f-fifteen years...!" Tracy chokes out, clearly beside herself
Tracy makes a movement to leave the tunnel.
>>62801She makes her way towards the upper spire
"Excuse me for a moment," Thez <whooooof>.... <whoooof>"Alright, the main hall should clearer than its been in months."
She grabs Tracy's shoulder, and Infernius' hanging arm. Tapping a thin greyed chain running across the floor <whooooof> the group is returned to the earlier chamber where Lenos has been temporarily placated with a small barrel of ale.
Okay, now I seriously can't go on....!
*Dies from exhaustion*