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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1269 replies and 60 files omitted.
mMD0+
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No.62705
62707
[2d20 = 20]
>>62702
And while she tears up a bit at the previous, he does not successfully execute the latter. What does happen is he finds his legs entangled, falling forward on his face.
>Trip attack, Grapple attack
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62706
A shadow of a thing goes tumbling comically away, colliding with a nearby support column. Infernius still goes tumbling to the ground however.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62707
62709
>>62705
"Why you hit me? Me don't know what me did wrong? But whatever it is me did, me deserve it. Continue untill you are satisfied. But me am just glad to see you."
*smiles and eyes twinkle*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62708
Tracy watches the whole thing, partly confused, partly anxious.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62709
62711 62712
>>62707
Thez isn't attacking. One of the shadows that previously flanked the party is. Failing in some regard. Infernius is prone however.
mMD0+
?
No.62710
[1d20 = 14]
>hide in plain sight
>shadow-step
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62711
62713
>>62709
Is anything attacking Tracy?
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62712
62714 62721
>>62709
Oh well in that case.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*stands up*
*fire storm at the shadowa*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62713
>>62711
Newp, this is actually pretty amusing to Tracy by my interpretation. She did notice the very apt shadow-thingy tho.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62714
62715 62721
>>62712
>firestorm
>in the sewer
D-does Tracy need to roll a Reflex save?
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62715
62716
>>62714
No i can choose who is effected.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62716
62717 62718
>>62715
>I can chose who is affected
Does Tracy need to roll a reflex save?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62717
62719
>>62716
He just said no.
Firestorm excludes who you want it to.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62718
>>62716
Not this time.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62719
Eh.png
>>62717
I guess you didn't get the joke then
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62720
I'm very tired...
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62721
62725
>>62714
No save, circumstantial
>>62712
"Y...you oaf,..." is overwhelmed by the sound of continuous flames. A hiss issues throughout, as small fibers of debris still smoulder.
"You call THAT a FIRESTORM?" Lenos' assertively asinine brownie voice cuts in.
>L cast Firestorm, all feats.
"Addy, get out now!" Thez yells.<whoooooof>
<whoooooooof> grabbing Stix <whoooooof> and arriving in an unthreatened tunnel.
At the same time, Infernius finds himself pulled through a shadow by a chain attached to his leg. He's not sure how long its been there. As he's looking at it the smaller group of Thez and Stix arrive. "I figured I would let Lenos rage. The tunnels fill with spiders and such, and he can burn ever so long, its something to behold. He could forge weapons without a forge if he really wanted. From what I'm seeing there's probably a divergence in perspective," Thez says.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62722
62723
So? Does it hit the thing or not?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62723
62724
>>62722
No, it misses completely.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62724
>>62723
Ah, I posted at the same time you did.
Tracy explores the area.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62725
62726
>>62721
Stix is with Brad though.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62726
62727
>>62725
You're right, my bad. Torcuil then?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62727
62728
>>62726
Torc was last seen in the cart. I assumed he was in Killy's clutches.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62728
62731
>>62727
Well then Tracy is the one Thez would have whoofed, so she also would be able to readily restrain Tracy from wandering off. Infernius would also be present, for the same reasons of pulled through a shadow.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62729
62730 62732
Very tired...
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62730
>>62729
Tracy will have all week to ask questions.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62731
62733
>>62728
"What fuck is going on!?"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62732
>>62729
It's only 3:47 AM where you are, on a Monday morning
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62733
62734 62736
>>62731
"Ya mind not blowing up our head-quarters? Especially not around Lenos who takes it as a challenge?" Thez spits at Infernius.

Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62734
62735
>>62733
"We were under attack!"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62735
62737 62738
>>62734
"Technically, you're the intruder, and you," she says, shouting toward the shadows, "lurk moar faggit."
Roll a d20 if you want your character to have heard the whispered "no u" in response.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62736
62740 62742
>>62733
There are two Lenos's now?
XUORR
?
No.62737
62742
[1d20 = 19]
>>62735

aMl60
?
No.62738
[1d20 = 19]
>>62735

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62739
62741 62743 62752
99ad2310513191676d808d29f963b8e26397da4a54632ebda701c8f8e4d0c5db.png
>mfw birbs are either dead or grown-up
reeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62740
>>62736
LF is asleep.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62741
>>62739
sorry...
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62742
>>62737
Juvenile, female.
>>62736
To my understanding, Infernius cast Fire Storm and blew up the area in a manner that only singed everyone. Then Lenos took that as a challenge (as he would) and did a maximized and otherwise beefed Fire Storm, which is his specialty. Thez and co got those assembled (meaning Infernius and Tracy) into a not deadly situation.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62743
62745
>>62739
Would you rather they be turned undead and impaled on stakes?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62744
62747 62748 62842
Look at me, I'm Lenos now
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62745
62752
465.gif
>>62743
still angry
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62746
62749
So currently Thez, Infernius, and Tracy are in a separate section of tunnel. Lenos meanwhile is raging fire just like Tracy's menes
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62747
image-2.jpg
>>62744

Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62748
9a6a6111316e2ed4919578b04fba27fc4136fff3620dfd791a126db8e22195be.png
>>62744

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62749
62752
1494374322121.gif
>>62746
One more
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62750
62752
... the whole time, thinking about how to push Gay marriage XDDD
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62751
62755
1424425139519.gif
My pretties...!
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62752
62753
>>62750
>>62739
>>62745
>>62749
"Do me hear gay frogs screaming?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62753
62754
>>62752
Must be something in the water.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62754
62756 62757
>>62753
If Tracy wants to be violent, she can start in like Infernius did and you saw what happened there (his should was totally destroyed by the way) but she might hold off her agression for a moment, since the situation is dire? Maybe?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62755
62758 62759
WhatANiceMare.png
ByeFelicia.png
>>62751
Hey. Trumpaladin lost not one, but two waifus. So if anyone should be in a state of mourning....
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62756
>>62754
Tracy hasn't been aggressive thus far, just visibly annoyed.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62757
>>62754
>implying he knew who it was.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62758
>>62755
Fuck off Xp
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62759
>>62755
Slovenia could take care of herself.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62760
62761
So Infernius and Tracy have the opportunity to interject. Trump, Stix, and Fae are an unresolved element.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62761
62762
>>62760
Interject in what?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62762
62763 62764
>>62761
Dialogue, comments, w/e. Hopefully not blowing up like Infernius did.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62763
62765
>>62762
Blowing up? Im not mad. "Thez honey me am confused to what going on, please dont be angry. Me didnt choose to leave."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62764
62767
>>62762
>4:30
... Can it wait?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62765
62766
>>62763
Firestorm counts as blowing up
"See?" Thez replies.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62766
62767
>>62765
"See what?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62767
62768 62769
>>62764
It can go on throughout the week. Nothing will advance
>>62766
"Not you," Thez glares. "We'll get to you."

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62768
62770
>>62767
*collapses irl*
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62769
>>62767
"Huh?"
Heh
mMD0+
?
No.62770
[1d20+3 = 5]
>>62768
Thez, in spite of the complete seriousness of the situation, the extreme amount of time, and the unanswered questions and such that remain, starts giggling uncontrollably and pulls out a black marker and begins doodling on Tracy's face. Rolling Crafting check.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62771
62773
>didn't actually go to bed 'cuz insomnia

*Wakes up momentarily*
"Reeeeeee! Your drawing sucks!"

*Collapses once more*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62772
62773
Its a crude drawing, but it does its job. Tracy has a benis on a face.
And for a moment, Thez looks at Infernius, with a glint of that knowingly-innocent daring she used to have. Then her expression darkens. "I have alot of questions."
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62773
>>62772
>>62771
*walks over and motions to hand me the marker with a mishevious grin*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62774
62778
This begins a rapid dialogue period. For example, Thez would ask about the lack of aging and they would naturally disclose that they're as normal, and Thez would then detail "uhm, its been 15 years. Lots has changed."
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62775
62776
Also a drawing on Tracy's face period.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62776
>>62775
*draws a swatika over her left eye*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62777
>shadows boop Infernius
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62778
62779
>>62774
"FFFFFF FIFTEEN YEARS?"
"Mein GOTT,what happend to everything!
*look of sudden realization*
"Thez you dont look so pregnant anymore, how long is a dwelf pregnancy?"
">>62777
*boops back shadows*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62779
62781
>>62778
Boops stone.
"I've had plenty of time to think about it. You were completely detectable, I was almost to you and suddenly you and by all accounts everyone was gone. Without a trace. This world has been,... different with everyone gone." she says, looking downward.
"What she means is that shit's fucked six ways from sunday!" chortles from the shadows, drawing a glare from Thez.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62780
62785
1485733992007.gif
>15 years
Reeeee! The birdies could have grandkids by now for all I know! Reeeeeee!
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62781
62782
>>62779
*points at the direction of the shadow*
"You watch your mouth, and come let me get a look at you."
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62782
62786
>>62781
You mean with the un-shattered shoulder?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62783
62784
>tfw your tulpa grows so big it buds off into a third dissasocative identity
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62784
>>62783
Its not like that Xp
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62785
62787 62790
Normies get out reeeeeee _890269f82634a1042c186369a0c567f4.gif
>>62780
"Where are my birds?!" Tracy cries autistically, a bit too loudly for comfort
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62786
62790
>>62782
No he uses his broken one through force of will.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62787
62788
>>62785
"Ha you totally sounded like a pepe."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62788
62789
giphy.gif
>>62787
Birbs are important!
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62789
>>62788
Hitler dubs confirm animals are important.
mMD0+
?
No.62790
62791
[1d20 = 1]
>>62786
Rolling concentration check
>>62785
Tracy's nervous freak-out scares the shadows half to death, which retreat immediately into themselves.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62791
>>62790
Ouch
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62792
62793 62794
Infernius' arm hangs with a sickening chug. The shadows start laughing hysterically, while Thes starts giggling despite efforts to withhold laughter.
XUORR
?
No.62793
62795 62796
[1d20 = 16]
>>62792
Tracy is visibly losing it.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Rolling Intimidate
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62794
62797
>>62792
*mumbles*"fucking dice"
"Heh, you come here though the horse is just autistic."
mMD0+
?
No.62795
[1d20 = 16]
>>62793
<whoooooof>
>stunning fist
"Oh give it a rest!"
aMl60
?
No.62796
[1d20 = 14]
>>62793
*kicks horse*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62797
62798
>>62794
[Hysterical pony noises]
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62798
62801
>>62797
"Your birds are fine. They're nesting in the upper reaches of the city," Thez scoffs at Tracy.
XUORR
?
No.62799
62800
[1d20+25 = 32]
Sleight of Hoof to wipe away tears streaming down face.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62800
>>62799
*pets horse*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62801
62802
>>62798
"F-f-f-fifteen years...!" Tracy chokes out, clearly beside herself
Tracy makes a movement to leave the tunnel.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62802
>>62801
She makes her way towards the upper spire
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62803
"Excuse me for a moment," Thez <whooooof>.... <whoooof>"Alright, the main hall should clearer than its been in months."
She grabs Tracy's shoulder, and Infernius' hanging arm. Tapping a thin greyed chain running across the floor <whooooof> the group is returned to the earlier chamber where Lenos has been temporarily placated with a small barrel of ale.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62804
62805 62806
Okay, now I seriously can't go on....!
*Dies from exhaustion*