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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
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1269 replies and 69 files omitted.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61724
61725
>>61662
Torc seems slightly surprised by Death's response
"Yeah, you can come. I wouldn't mind the company."
>>61701
>"I fucking swear if you start singing again."
"Let me guess, you dangle me over the side again?"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61725
61726
>>61724
Stix snickers at Torc’s remark, especially at the fact it happened before. He starts picturing how it would play out.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61726
61727
>>61725
>"I'm taking his side on this one, it was funny"
"Fuck you"
>"The feeling is mutual"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61727
61728 61729
>>61726
“Do you know what kind of trouble awaits us at this city?”
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61728
>>61727
My guess would be the fun type
*malicious chuckle*
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61729
61730
>>61727
"Trouble? My best guess is McRib, Stabby, and M'liege pissed off the locals."
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61730
61732
>>61729
“And should the locals fight us, what would we be up against?”
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61731
61733 61734 61736
Someone abused my pet/apprentice there will be blood or ash
*rubs hands maliciously*
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61732
61736
>>61730
"Er, a very well... trained... military...

Wanna help me inspect the cannons? I have a feeling we could need them."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61733
61735
>>61731
You don't have a pet!
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61734
>>61731
D'awww thanks lenos
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61735
>>61733
Glares molevolently
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61736
61737
>>61731
Stix takes a step away from lenos.
>>61732
“Good idea. I haven’t operated one before. If you can show me the ropes I’m sure I can get the hang of it.”
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61737
61738
>>61736
"Oh operating them is the easiest part. Hell, even Mr. Snek can do it."
>"Is that an insult?"
"Anyway. I wanna inspect them, because one just recently exploded in the middle of a battle."
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61738
61739
>>61737
“That ought to ruin your day. Let’s make sure that doesn’t happen again.”
Follows Torc
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61739
61740
>>61738
Torc heads over too the first cannon
"So, what do you think of our strange group so far?"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61740
61741
>>61739
“You are all insane, but I guess I fit in well. What a welcome though... a ninja bombs me, you fall in from the roof, and things have been mayhem from there. But I like it so far. What are your thoughts on it?”
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61741
>>61740
"Eh, I've only been killed once by them so I guess I can't complain. But they're nice, and definitely insane."
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61742
61743
As everyone gets bored of waiting, and as the short fellow behind the counter gets increasingly anxious, his ID suddenly makes a "Ding". Upon hearing this, the fellow gets observably relieved. He looks up at Tracy and Trump and smiles with a hint of malice.
>cast Teleport Greater
"So long fuckers!" and disappears with a bang.
This was most unexpected, particularly for That Bitch, who had likewise gotten tired of waiting on what should have been a relatively simple process. The attendant is now absent, and Tracy, Trump, and That Bitch, are standing in this waiting-room wondering what just happened.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61743
61744 61745
>>61742
"It's a fucking Transgender Elf, isn't it?"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61744
>>61743
Kek
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61745
1521776792140.jpg
>>61743

Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61746
61747 61749
At the same time the airship, which has been making expedient progress toward Sparintenar, arrives. I could force those in attendance to struggle through the requisite dialogues to determine where their actual destination is, but that strikes me as cumbersome especially since I overloaded myself with multitasking. Tl;dr, the airship team determines - not before Thez assumed Infernius' appearance by way of her disguise mask - that they went to Cardashil.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61747
>>61746
Trumpaladin says to That Bitch
"Well shit. The gender benders struck here too. Well can we check and see if the knives are still there?"
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61748
Lenos starts pacing the deck impatiently grumbling to himself about his pet i mean apprentice
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61749
61750 61751
>>61746
Now how in the hell could they possibly determine that?
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61750
>>61749
Magicks
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61751
>>61749
Forcefiully. Thez is of the mind to assert/demand "Where did I go", since she's currently displaying Infernius' appearance. This would have startled and confused the Spartans present, but it would been a matter of minutes not hours to determine 'which fucking wy'.
69J36
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No.61752
61753 61754
[1d20+23 = 28]
"Yo yo ho and a bottle of ruuuuum"
>"Here we go again"
Snek hangs Torc over the edge of the ship
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61753
>>61752
"You think this can stop me?
Fifteen men on the whole ships list..."
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61754
>>61752
Holds back some laughter
“Hey now Mr Snek... that’s not how you handle this. We have a brig right?”
Can’t hold back laughing anymore
Anonymous
0/9/S
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No.61755
61756 61757 61758 61759
Continues grumbling to self getting more and more agitated and starts to smoke with the heat of his building anger "WHATS TAKING SO LONG TORC I NEED TO KILL SOMETHING"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61756
>>61755
"We'll be there soon enough." Torc says from his upisde position off the ship
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61757
61758
>>61755
Glares at everyone on the airship
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61758
61759
>>61755
“Umm... are you supposed to be giving off smoke like that?” he says with noticeable concern
>>61757
Backs away slowly
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61759
>>61755
>>61758
Shrugs shoulders and looks for something alcoholic to drink
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.61760
61761 61762 61765
I'm sorry for being such a gay lil' fuck today.. a bunch of shit came up...

Could I get a quick rundown?
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61761
>>61760
HE LIVES
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61762
61763
>>61760
The Lady was being kind and led us to the warehouse where Tracy's knives are. But then the guard there teleported away, so he's probably a transgender elf. We don't know if the knives are still there or not
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61763
61764
>>61762
>Elvenniggers could be using her daggers right now
"Reeeeeeeeeeee!"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61764
>>61763
*hugs horsey to calm her*
"There there little pony. We'll track them all down and brutally murder them, don't you worry"
*pats her head*
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61765
61766
>>61760
Also torc snek thez stix and lenos are heading for cardashil on the airship
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61766
61767 61768 61770 61778
>>61765
Did someone call for them?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61767
61769
>>61766
Nope! We need to hurry up and get our work done before those chucklefucks fuck every thing up
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61768
61771
>>61766
Thez has magic’d your location via Infernius dream and has called us there to aid
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61769
61776
>>61767
So, what's the current situation?
Can Tracy explore the warehouse?
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61770
>>61766
In a sense enferniuos is unconscious and thez is flipping out as well as lenos and they are now out for blood thez knows something is wrong becaise of her empathic link with enferniuos
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61771
61772 61774 61778
>>61768
Where is Thez then?
Anonymous
0/9/S
?
No.61772
>>61771
On the airship heading for cardashil
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61773
61778
"welp I need sleep"
Torc decides to sleep for the rest of the voyage to reset his spells
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61774
>>61771
On the ship with the rest of us, headed you way fast
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.61775
61777 61778
Is Tracy/Brad still in disguise?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61776
>>61769
I do not know. Trumpaladin is wait for That Bitch to respond and to lead us to the knives - if they are still there - herself
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61777
>>61775
Brad is, but That Bitch unambiguously knows it is Trumpaladin. I am less sure if she knows Tracy is Tracy. She acts like she does not, but I am unsure
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61778
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Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.61779
61780
I'm only barely conscious, tbh...
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61780
61783
>>61779
Can you throw ice water on yourself to keep going? Or do you think you will be ok?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61781
61782
>>61778
To the Bitch
"Well you want to search the warehouse and assess the damage?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.61782
61786
>not stabbing every NPC first and asking questions later
And you call yourselves murder hobos.
>>61781
"I want to check things out anyway."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61783
>>61780
I'll survive.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61784
61785
>>61778
Character sleep, you aren't getting rid of me that easy
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61785
61787
>>61784
>inb4 he falls asleep anyways
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61786
61788
>>61782
Trumpaladin appears anxious. It's not abnormal, but he is definitely anxious
"Go ahead, little pony. If the Lady allows you anyways. I need to get to Infernius"
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61787
61790
>>61785
Fucking rude.
But not tonight, I'll fucking chug caffeine if I have too
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61788
61789
>>61786
Tracy lets out a sigh
>"Fine, I promise not to kill her for no reason."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61789
>>61788
>"WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61790
61791
>>61787
Just playing with ya.

Stix rests beside Torc.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61791
61795
>>61790
Like in the next bed?

Did we forget to tell you the airship has beds?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61793
>>61792
*pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61794
61797
Tracy follows That Bitch.
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61795
61798
>>61791
Yep. You guys forgot. I was picturing those hammocks and Stix would be on the floor next to him. But a bed works nice. He takes a bed nearby.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61796
>>61792
*Pets faggot*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61797
>>61794
Or rather, is the entrance to the warehouse visible?
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61798
61799
>>61795
We need to get better at telling you things.
"Night Hoers"
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61799
>>61798
“Sleep well meme magician.”
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61800
61801
*looks around awkwardly as faggot tries to make sense of things*
ed/oZ
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No.61801
61802
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>61800
*Picks up pony to cradle*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61802
>>61801
I thought he left?
*Tries to read through thread*
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61803
61804 61805
>tfw when i just lost 20 pounds of hair.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61804
61805
20170914_014604.jpg
>>61803

Anonymous
69J36
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No.61805
61806 61807 61809
>>61803
>>61804
I know that feeling

Is that everyone?
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61806
61810
>>61805
Sorry for being so long.
I had to get the knots out and my dad was on the pc.
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.61807
>>61805
I’m here.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61809
61810
>>61805
Nah it's fine, hair can be a bit of a bitch.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.61810
61811
>>61809
I meant that for
>>61806

Also, before we start...
Hi /overboard/, sorry about the >rape
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61811
>>61810
If you are reading this join us you faggots.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.61812
61813 61814 61815 61818
I'm getting ready to pass out...
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.61813
61814
>>61812
Darn it. Well, goodnight. See you next time
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.61814
>>61813
>>61812
Drink some coffee you faggot.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.61815
>>61812
Night faggot, see ya later
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61816
61817 61818
I'll lurk for a bit longer.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61817
61819
>>61816
Drink some coffee you faggot.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61818
61821
>>61816
>>61812
Trumpaladin starts rocking the pony back and forth, and nuzzles the pony
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.61819
61820 61823
>>61817
I literally can't, for reasons I'd rather not talk about...
I'm sorry..
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.61820
>>61819
Its okay man
*hugs faggot*
Get some rest.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.61821
61822
>>61818
*Faggot trades life-span to muster up the energy for one last post*

*Sits*
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.61822
>>61821
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
9PmiK
?
No.61823
>>61819
Today especially, and entirely in spite of every intention, careful plan, and expressive and meticulous agenda, I has those feels.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.61824
61825 61826 61827 61828
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ed/oZ
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No.61825
>>61824
>>61778
Reason number 4: Of course the scene was super long and dragged out. You explained earlier that you wanted to wait for Tracy's Faggot for some scenes. So it made sense that you'd drag out the process of getting the knives back in hopes that TF showed up by the time we got to it, since TF is the one who wanted the knives.
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