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Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5695
5703
Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
Thread theme: https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

564 replies and 51 files omitted.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6208
6217
>>6194
There's so much to comment on, but I'll start with the Tazing. Rolling a 20 was magnificent, and indicates that you would probably do max effectiveness, if not doubled (I'm not looking at Taze at the moment, whether its duration or damage, or whatever).
However. Trump IS entitled to a saving throw, which he very clearly ALSO landed with flying colors. Hence, I would assume that either A. he magnificently avoided the Taze OR he grabbed YOU while you were doing it, subjecting BOTH of you to the effects. I'm not changing what went down, but in future that is the 2 choices I would then roll to determine.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6209
6318
>>6113
Thez would not have said this if what Infernius' later dice roll indicated was true. See what you've done, you've created a paradox Infernius!
>>6124
If any of you actually expects to get anywhere with her, you're seriously being trolled.
>>6129
Again, that die roll.
>>6131
That's kind of what I'm thinking (the disguise). I won't comment on the hierarchy.
>>6133
... and again
>>6134
... and again
>>6137
lol, how prophetic
>>6140
Okay, this is the point that the paradox ends. Technically, everything before this moment is now minimally (pun intended) invalid.

Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6210
6318
>>6142
Not to beat a dead hoers, but no. You would have gotten a racial bonus, but you neglected to declare it. This is ALSO one of the risks of putting things to a die roll, is not applying the correct/any modifiers. Since none of you have bothered to ask what your character's attributes even ARE, I can't emphasize how ill advised a move this was.
>>6161
kek
>>6174
wut
>>6178
Perfect. Also yes.
>>6184
You don't have to type out spoiler you can just use s and /s (or ctrl+s and type it in)

Well, it wasn't the worst possible scenario to play out.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6211
*emphasize enough

Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6212
6213
The common metric for such rolls is 1d6+3, with modifiers for racial size. I would've given Infernius an additional +1, being a minotaur. However,... I wasn't here. So between the tazing, the dice, and the temporary amnesia, everything else checks.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6213
6214
>>6212
>Amnesia
Trumpaladin genuinely does not know the Blue One's name
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6214
6215
>>6213
Appearance change, got it.
There's another thing about Paladins which you should and your character would know. The special mount.
>The paladin’s mount is superior to a normal mount of its kind and has special powers, as described below. The standard mount for a Medium paladin is a heavy warhorse, and the standard mount for a Small paladin is a warpony. Another kind of mount, such as a riding dog (for a halfling paladin) or a Large shark (for a paladin in an aquatic campaign) may be allowed as well. A paladin’s mount is treated as a magical beast, not an animal, for the purpose of all effects that depend on its type (though it retains an animal’s HD, base attack bonus, saves, skill points, and feats).
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin#The_Paladin.27s_Mount
I had one in mind that I was going to introduce, but I'm really not sure where this is going atm.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6215
6216 6218
gallery_69_17_189845.png
>>6214
1. Can I have an Abrams M1A1 as a mount?
2. Can I import pic related from Slovakia?
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6216
>>6215
*Slovenia
Multiclass/Balance Questions
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6217
6220
hello.png
>>6208
GM, you said at the beginning of the game in >>1171 → that you'd be giving Tracy barbarian attribute. Could I, if possible invoke a mindfuck and trade just a bit of my rogue nature for emphasis on barbarian quirks or, preferably, similarity to a psionic Wilder? I didn't know anything about classes when I started, so I chose rogue because of Tracy's expert proficiency with knives and 'slippery mind', but I've actually been RPing as something closer to a wilder, hoping to covert Tracy's madness into power. I'd be willing to take the full extent of any drawbacks, like Wilder's 'volatile mind'; I've actually already been doing that up to this point: I've already been trying to keep up the character and make irrationally violent decisions, and it'd be nice to have an attack boost when giving into rage. I'm a rogue now, but I don't think Tracy would have that much ability in handcrafts (mudpone) outside the realm of knives. I'd even take the barbarian's 'illiteracy' quirk, (since Earth ponies aren't exactly comfortable turning pages). Overall, I'd really prefer to trade the handcrafts for auto-psionics/rage, since Tracy really came into the game already mindfucked. I don't want any extra shield/weapon/armor proficiency; I just like to to incorporate the rage/insanity from either the barbarian/wilder classes, sort of like when I used /HATRED/ on those zombies, in the first thread here >>1196 → and >>1200 →
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6218
6219 6221
>>6215
If that's what you really want (not the tank), then sure. I'll have to think of a way to introduce into this world/storyline. all my careful planning, ruined
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6219
>>6218
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'LL MURDER THIS ONE TOO, IF I HAVE TO!!!
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6220
6223
>>6217
Minimally, that's fine with me. Lemme know where you wanna be at. I think you guys are at 13th level, I'll have to check in a bit.
BTW, since the party didn't actually kill George, so the only experience gained was circustantial.
Anyway, let me know.
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.6221
>>6218
Nah, ill see whatever you have. Besides a "mount,"really isn't the same as what he's after here, which is basically a waifu
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.6222
6225
He'll take several actually
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6223
6226
>>6220
Wilder/barbarian is closer to Tracy's character, being an insane Yandere THOT. I mostly wanted Rogue for the light weapons proficiency.

Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6224
6235
Where are the characters anyway?
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6225
>>6222
Check'd/Kek'd
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6226
6227 6318
>>6223
So like, ENTIRELY Wilder/Barbarian?more paradox, this is gonna take me all week to wrap my head around ~_~
Okay, but not much into Wilder to start with?
Anyone else wanna do some tweaks, since I've got time to do the reading?
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6227
6228 6230
>>6226
Uh clarification
Is my play pointing me toward Mage, Wizard, or Sorcerer?
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6228
6229 6231
>>6227
Also, a pluck one of Tracy's hairs
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mount
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6229
6232
>>6228
>not waiting for the chance to get one of Trollestia's hairs, and summon a nerfed version of her that would serve you willingly

Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6230
6232
>>6227
Mage=Wizard, but you've honestly been playing more like a hybrid. You haven't done much of anything (IF anything) wrt spellbooks/memorization(sorc), but you're playing (int and theme) like a wiz. Soooo,... what's in a name? Sorcerers learn far fewer spells, but can cast them more times per day (not that you've come near casting all spells/day for either category.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6231
6232
>>6228
That won't work on player
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6232
6233 6234
>>6231
uhhhhhgggggggg
>>6229
>not realizing i can change the biology
But would it work on troll pone?
>>6230
Mage= Learned power in magic
Wizard= Born with powers, but required study to refine them
Sorc= Born with natural talent, and doesn't need to study much

Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6233
6236
>>6232
You could make a great meme-wizard, if you studied your memes hard enough.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6234
6236 6246
>>6232
Yes to the first, interesting to the second. 3.5 doesn't differentiate that way, but your description of Wizard fits perfectly.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6235
6237
>>6224
Asking again
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6236
6239 6240
>>6233
Ah you think the memes are your ally? You merely adopted the memes. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the normies until I was already a man, by then they where nothing to me but cringy!
>>6234
Wait, really?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6237
6238
>>6235
Trump was busy campaigning, and I thought you were with him. Given the group was involved in the fight, I'm putting everyone still in Port Barry. Specifics can easily be remedied by stating where characters are going/deciding to do.
Oh yeah, you DO need to figure out how non-flying characters are gonna get back into the building BTW.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6238
>>6237
>Ha ha, non levitating peasents
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6239
6241
>>6236
The spell is intended for a non-sentient mount, but I see no reason it wouldn't work for a sentient one. Don't expect text-book service, and we're talking more like a 4th level spell in this case (since it would be a direct summons and not a temporary one,... I'm assuming that's what you're aiming at).
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6240
>>6236
It's funny, because the earliest depictions of Merlin describe him as a Wildman who lived in a cave in the woods isolated from society with only animals for companionship. He was born with the power to receive strange messages from the beyond in the form of visions into the future, which he recorded by writing down magical symbols, which he left to townsfolk in exchange for books and quills.
He was basically a medieval +30 year old, antisocial, NEET wizard, with an uncanny power to tell the future using memes.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6241
6242 6243
>>6239
I just want fast travel,
not a sex doll
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6242
6244
>>6241
You lie.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6243
6244 6245
>>6241
Get out
Kidding. So, are you looking to summon Troll and have her stick around, or are you looking to summon her for a limited period, after which she'll return to the stables?
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6244
>>6242
I respect women
Skeleton army is summoned on other side of planet from dead meme
>>6243
Stick around
not unlike a familier
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6245
6247 6252
>>6243
Doesn't he need to acquire the hair first?
Also, why's this fucking unicorn crashing in our crystal? Shouldn't she be protecting her realm in the forest?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6246
6247
>>6234
Also, are we only taking game elements from 3.5? I don't want it to only be pure DnD....
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6247
6248 6249 6251
>>6246
No, that's just the engine I'm basing everything off of. I'll throw in whatever you guys want (there's space, for example, which hasn't been explored yet).
>>6245
There's not really an existing spell like that but it most closely resembles a 5th level summon, waiving the spell duration (since summons are technically extra-planar).
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6248
6249 6250
>>6247
SPACE?
>builds telescope
Also, can dead memes be necromancy?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6249
6251
Spoilered
>>6247
Answer the unicorn questions. My character loathes her.
>>6248
Tracy is not unlike a dead meme...
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6250
>>6248
Well, yeah. Trump expressed an interest in getting lvls in space marine (technically, paladins can't multi-class but meh, its my Game).
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6251
6253
>>6249
Sorry, I linked to the wrong post in >>6247
The latter part is to the unicorn question.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6252
6255
>>6245
Yes to the hair, and why is cuz hoers are part of her domain in this world. Also cuz lulz
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6253
>>6251
*Torcuil's unicorn question
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6254
6256
Aside, I wonder how many anons read this shit Xp
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6255
6258
>>6252
Hoershit! Get her out of my stables!
What class is she? Epic druid?
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6256
>>6254
Hi to anyone reading
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6257
6258
Can I exploit favors out of these grateful townsfolk?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6258
6259
>>6255
Nah, Celestial Charger (not epic, but clerical ability)
>>6257
Most probably
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6259
6260
>>6258
Who's around me currently
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6260
6264
>>6259
PCs or N(on)PCs?
Anonymous
Hop8F
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No.6262
6263
image.jpeg
>tfw no one noticed that my improvidently written text last night would have featured Trumpaladin waking up next to Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6263
Spoilered
>>6262
I noticed.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6264
6265
>>6260
both
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6265
6266
>>6264
Trump is there I think, Thez is hidden, and maybe Infernius. There's lots of civilians, as I'm pretty much starting up from the end of Trump's second(?) rally (after George).
That was so epic, cutting his damn arm off
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6266
>>6265
Where are we in the town?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6267
6268
The Rusty Duck, since that's the town favorite.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6268
6269
>>6267
And I'm still a full grown hoers?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6269
6270
>>6268
lol no, that ended sessions ago
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6270
6271
>>6269
Oh, I thought the wizard did it again at the end of the last session, for the victory lap...
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6271
6273
>>6270
Oh. I thought that was just cosmetic. In that case, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6272
6274
What are the surrounding characters doing?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6273
6274
>>6271
This would make me a light warhoers, right?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6274
6275
>>6272
Trump would be mingling with the crowd and promoting his plans for Port Barry, Thez is literally on the ceiling, learning more about his plan (its new to her as much as anyone, and it is interesting). Infernius would be nom'ing a blue cheese chicken sammich. The people are either eating and/or fixated on Trump.
>>6273
Temporarily, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6275
6276
>>6274
*Tell the people about our upcoming wedding ceremony*
uNPXe
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No.6276
[1d20 = 2]
>>6275
You're a pastel, talking warhorse. I don't think that's gonna be believed, but lets find out.

Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6277
6279
>laughter
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6278
*anger*
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6279
>>6277
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6280
6281
>[angry hoers noises]
Are any of the NPCs talking?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6281
6282
>>6280
Yes, mostly among themselves. The Soros fight was an unprecedented habbening
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6282
6283
>>6281
*twitches hoers ears*
What d they say about Soros?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6283
6284
>>6282
They're replaying the fight, telling eachother what they were able to see and/or hear (remember, they bolted mid-way through the fight)
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6284
6285
>>6283
Am I still covered in blood?
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6285
6286
>>6284
You should be, but I'll assume that you both (Trump) washed up before addressing the people.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6286
6287
>>6285
How big is the pub?
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6287
6288
>>6286
The Rusty Duck is about the size of the Sticky Wicket, except entirely restaurant/bar. It is an inn also, but clearly the owner is more interested in atmosphere than commercialism.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6288
6289
>>6287
I assume Flashy is doing some kind of speech. Better not get in the way again.
>stealth
Can I wander off and see what's around?
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6289
6293
>>6288
Sure. I forget what time it is in game, so I'm going with early afternoon. The plaza is also bustling, again the habbening. As you leave the Rusty Duck, people recognize you as part of the party and pat you on the shoulders, neck and snout appreciatively. (they were doing that before, I just didn't think to mention it; one of the downsides to summarizing what I imagine occurring)
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6290
6291
I gotta say, I'm having trouble wrapping my head around how a warhorse is in stealth in broad daylight, and how this looks in any way natural. Fug it.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6291
6292
>>6290
Stealth wasn't actually that important to me, desu... I just laugh at the thought of 12,00 lbs of sex-drive and raw, unfiltered edge just suddenly appearing and disappearing without warning.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6292
>>6291
I laugh at the thought of said flitting from cover to shadow and back. Kinda like Twilight in the time-travel episode
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6293
6294
>>6289
>As you leave the Rusty Duck, people recognize you as part of the party and pat you on the shoulders, neck and snout appreciatively.
And to think I was going to unironically burn down this town two plays ago...
*Is a bit irritated by the extra attention*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6294
6295
>>6293
Deal with it, you guys saved them from ultra-mega-George
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6295
>>6294
*Asks them what they knew about the mega kike*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6296
6297
They've heard of demons, but never seen 'em and certainly not one that's 40' tall
(FYI, the 40' vers is the real one)
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6297
6298
>>6296
Had they ever seen the small one before?
*is slightly nervous having been possessed multiple times in the past, but doesn't show it*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6298
6300
>>6297
Nope, George Soros is completely unknown to them
Also, George is a particularly advanced Balor if you ever get bored.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6299
6302
balor.png
He never bothered to bring his weapons (pride) nor evoked his flaming aura (again), but here's a pic I should have included.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6300
6303
>>6298
I already bottled his blood: does it have any uses?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6302
6303
>>6299
Yeah.. he probably would've used a sword, or a whip...
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6303
6304
>>6300
Almost TOO many. Poison, magical component (spells OR item creation), summoning tool, rare (valuable) item, etc.
>>6302
Both
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6304
>>6303
>Both
Kek. Not anymore.

Now has:
>hydra blood: (used by Hercules to one-shot countless monster)
>Thez blood
>Balor blood
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6305
6306
For scope 'normal' Balor blood is more potent than Hydra.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6306
6307
64897__grimdark_grotesque_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_blood_decapitation_grayscale_hematolagnia_-fwslash.jpg
>>6305
>mentioned hematolagnia quirk in first thread
>was going to just drink it...
Tracy wouldn't know it was poisonous though...
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6307
6308
>>6306
Well, Tracy is a special case. I could think of it going a number of ways, above and beyond poison (as a drink).
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6308
6309 6310
embarrassed.png
>>6307
>tfw you have to bend your character, and not just whip out a bottle of blood and drink it, for the sake of looking good in fron of your husbandos friends
...!
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6309
6312
>>6308
What, you want to drink it now? That will influence the outcome actually. The results would be put to a die-roll mind you, but not being in a stressed situation is a significant factor in the results. Also, whether she realizes that drinking uber-demon blood might have side effects and whether she has steeled herself to it.