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Honey Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5695
5703
Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
Thread theme: https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

564 replies and 48 files omitted.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6103
6109
>>6101
Agreed
>>6098
I take it you want me oo do this?
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6104
6107
WHERE DID MY PIC GO!

Just make her look Fluer-De-Lis hot
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6105
6106
Thez and Trollestria for that matter are roflmao
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6106
6107
>>6105
[frustrated hoers noises]
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6107
6108 6110 6111 6113
>>6104
I hate everyone here
>>6106
If you want it, then
>poof
You are now the epitome of beuaty to trump, go leg hump him
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6108
6112 6113
8c625c13797cf35c69f0325d993bde6e1c20321b292f029cf53925234ea1eec5.jpg
>>6107
even infernuis?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6109
6113
>>6103
>giving Tracy a makeover
>possible
If you could do it...
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6110
6112 6118
>>6107
>I hate everyone here
Fucking kek
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6111
6112
>>6107
I don't hate you... (although my character sort-of has, for the fist half of the game) Let's be friends.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6112
6114 6115 6117
>>6108
Keep posting that image and you'll be pushing it
>>6110
>>6111
I revise my former statement
I hate waifu stealers

Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6113
6117 6209
>>6107
>hate
Oh you, you don't really mean that,.... Xp
>>6109
Thez likes this idea. Dog-eared for future.
>>6108
"Hey, you busy?" The scotsman was fun, but Thez likes to end up raw.
And with THAT (deliberately avoiding the aftermath) I'm out for the night.


Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6114
>>6112
but lenni is qt
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6115
6116
>>6112
I didn't steal anyone's waifu...
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6116
>>6115
Not you,
Your husband
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6117
6119 6121
1501656123882.png
>>6112
Is it theft if she was mine to begin with?
>>6113
>The future
So Trump isn't taking Tracy home tonight
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6118
6120
>>6110
>*affectionate nuzzling*
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6119
>>6117
>implying I didn't talk to her first
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6120
6125 6127
TQl95Ji.jpg
>>6118
"Listen here blue one, whatever your name is. There's a graph of craziness to hotness. You're only about a six on the hotness scale, but you're a ten on the crazy scale. Well, maybe a nine. You'd be date-able if you were only a 5 on the crazy scale, but as you are you'd need to be a perfect 10. And you're not there"
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6121
6174
>>6117
I didn't say that, I'm letting u all decide (phone posting nao). Let the dice decide if there's an impasse/conflict
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6122
6123
This unicorn would be fucking dead, if GM hadn't buffed her to unnatural proportions
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6123
6124
>>6122
Oi, dats me waifu you sack of shit
>turns to troll-estia
Dinner?
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6124
6128 6129 6209
>>6123
"Winner take all"
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6125
>>6120
*visibly cringes*
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6126
With a Paladin?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6127
6130
>>6120
[confused hoers noises]
>*worried nuzzling*
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6128
6131
>>6124
"Its the thrill of one more kill"
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6129
6131 6132 6209
>>6124
want this dick bb?
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6130
6132
>>6127
i told you he dosent love you, devote your life to adolf.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6131
6133 6135 6209
>>6128
I think turning Tracy into a white unicorn is the funniest and simplest resolution
>>6129
The hierarchy goes:
Paladin
Wizard
...
...
...
Tracy
...
...
...
...
Whatever you are
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6132
>>6129
"Bovine dicks are gross.." she says under her breath
>>6130
[murderous hoers noises]
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6133
6134 6209
>>6131
*whips out bull dick*
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6134
6136 6209
>>6133
"Eeew!" upon seeing the gross, floppy, tentacle-like appendage
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6135
6137
>>6131
>poof<
Trump is now a raging faggot, trying to get in the minotaurs pants
Jk, tracy is now Fluer-de-Lis with murderous tendancys
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6136
6137 6138
>>6134
>tfw human lik penis(comes with mutation)
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6137
6140 6141 6209
>>6135
Can I at least be a fabulous-made Earth pony version of her?
>>6136
>has micro-wiener
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6138
6139
0edbc2c7b66b209e6ad9d5a4570ad219f65cf75a3da4b89ebc14f1b173abe77b.png
>>6136

Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6139
>>6138
>unidonk
Fucking pleb.
WBWRG
?
No.6140
6142 6143 6144 6209 6318
[1d12 = 3]
>>6137
rolling d12 for dick size
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6141
6145
>>6137
>removes horn
>changes main to light blue
Better?
WBWRG
?
No.6142
6145 6210
[1d12 = 7]
>>6140
>plus con gm?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6143
>>6140
>setting it in stone
3-inch dick is now canon.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6144
>>6140
TOP
FUKIN
KEK
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6145
>>6141
[confident hoers noises]
>>6142
no rerolls!
oKgpQ
?
No.6146
6147 6148
[1d20 = 6]
Rolling
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6147
6148
>>6146
I guess that means that a blue maned earth pony is "good enough"? No Melania
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6148
6149 6151
>>6146
>>6147
[satisfied hoers noises]
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6149
6150 6151 6152
570570ce01c0093de022b2727e867c7e--supermodels-my-little-pony (2).jpg
>>6148
Can you really have this with a Blue mane though?
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6150
6155
>>6149
Pale blue,
Not dark blue
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6151
6153 6156
>>6149
>>6148
Ah, I thought you were rolling for dick size (was being supportive)
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6152
2ad007d63864afcb68509069c8f762c5--mlp-luna-pony-party.jpg
>>6149
I guess it's doable
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6153
6154
>>6151
He rolled a 3
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6154
>>6153
I know.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6155
6157
>>6150
Actually, ya know what
>tazes Trump
>Trump is now paralized
>sit tracy's new ass on his face
>run off with Troll-estia
Take that you waifu atealing shit
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6156
>>6151
he did roll
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6157
6158 6162
>>6155
AH HELL NO

KILL HIM TRACY!
oKgpQ
?
No.6158
6159 6162
[1d20 = 2]
>>6157

Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6159
6163
>>6158
Fuck
oKgpQ
?
No.6160
6161 6163
[1d20 = 17]
But...
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6161
6210
>>6160
That doesn't mean trollestia is doing anything other than trolling
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6162
6165 6173
>>6157
Aren't Paladins immune to paralysis? It'd just hurt.
>why am I saying this?
>>6158
>*consolate nuzzling*

5k9HX
?
No.6163
6164 6166 6173
[1d20 = 20]
>>6159
HAHAHA
>>6160
NO THIS IS BULLSHIT I TAZED AND PARALIZED YOU
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6164
>>6163
holy shit
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6165
6170
>>6162
KILL HIM!
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6166
6168
>>6163
OHHHHHHHH
GET
REKT
SON
oKgpQ
?
No.6167
6168 6169
[1d20 = 20]

Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6168
6170 6173
>>6166
>>6167
You were saying?
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6169
6171
>>6167
im calling mod abuse
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6170
6171
>>6165
>picks up tracy
>throws at face
>pics up unicorn & runs
>>6168
Bullshit
I paralysed you first
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6171
6172
>>6169
Kek, I'd need to be a coder
>>6170
The 17 and the 20 say she's trolling you
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6172
6174
>>6171
>implying youre gm
MJZl7
?
No.6173
6174 6175 6177
[1d20 = 11]
>>6162
>>6163
>checks manual
>they're resistant, not immune
>>6163
"You fucking bastard bastard!"
*roll to angrily throw keen edged knife in his general direction*
>>6168
[nursing hoers noises]
*loads paralyzed Flashy onto back*
"It's okay, Sweetheart. Let's get you home."
*trots off with him back toward Crystal*
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6174
6176 6210
>>6172
look at >>6121
>>6173
>Strangely interested in the blue horse
"hello. I'm not sure we've met before
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6175
>>6173
>not being grateful for getting you your flashy back
Jerk
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6176
>>6174
>amnesia
[scared shitless hoers noises]
*Now galloping*
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6177
6179
>>6173
*shits on tracy*
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6178
6179 6187 6210
Trumpaladin attends another meeting to meet with possible recruits that night, holding a mare in his arms. He later goes home with the mare. Assuming of course, she stops trying to stab and goes with him to a different restaurant. Otherwise she stays there

Tourcil tries to go home with the unicorn, but receives a troll face
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6179
>>6177
>evades shit
>kicks sand in eyes
>>6178
[accepting hoers noises]
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6180
6181 6182
I need sleep
Night faggots
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6181
>>6180
[salutating hoers noises]
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6182
6183 6184
>>6180
Had fun. I hope you did too.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6183
>>6182
Tonight was fun, see yall later
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6184
6185 6186 6210
>>6182
[spoler]hey tracys player infernuis just wants to help get sane. are we cool ?
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6185
>>6184
oh my not so secret.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6186
>>6184
NO! I've worked far too hard, for too long, to get where I am now!
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6187
6188
Goodnight everypony.
>>6178
[romantic hoers noises]
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6188
6189
>>6187
"romantic"
Anonymous
MJZl7
?
No.6189
6190
>>6188
[deadly hoers noises]
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.6190
6191
>>6189
3Edgy5me
Anonymous
MJZl7
?
No.6191
>>6190
[edgy hoers noises]
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6193
6194
58-wtf_is_this_shit.jpg
>mfw
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6194
6196 6197 6208
>>6193
>Torcuil shape shifts Tracy to appese Trump
>this fails
>Torcuil tazes trump
>20
>Torcuil puts Tracy and Trump in a "comprimizing" position
>Torcuil runs away from Waifu theif
Questions?
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6196
6205
1dxet4.jpg
>>6194
Pretty sure that's not what happened
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6197
6199
>>6194
Yes. Why do players inevitably devolve into rolling for penis size?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6199
6201
>>6197
Infernius felt that it was necessary.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6201
6204 6205
728.png
>>6199
And how did that work out for him?
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.6202
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Let this be a lesson to players about putting things to a dice roll. To illustrate this point (and because its been talked about at length) when I finally get around to Thez confronting Lenos about the bet, they're going to get into a fight that will be entirely determined by the dice. I honestly don't know how the fight is going to go, even though (knowing both character's stats and abilities) I know what SHOULD happen.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6204
Love conquers all.png
>>6201
Everyone knows about his micro-wiener now...
>tfw no penis, so my character wouldn't do that
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.6205
6206 6207
>>6196
>I posted first therefore giving me priority
Also I didn't take the equine, you happy?
>>6201
Honestly that was a 10/10 moment
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6206
>>6205
This. It made it worth staying up until 2:00 AM.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.6207
download_3.jpg
>>6205
>Trollestia didn't take me, are you happy?
yes