Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread -
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
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>>6101Agreed
>>6098I take it you want me oo do this?
WHERE DID MY PIC GO!
Just make her look Fluer-De-Lis hot
Thez and Trollestria for that matter are roflmao
>>6105[frustrated hoers noises]
>>6104I hate everyone here
>>6106If you want it, then
>poofYou are now the epitome of beuaty to trump, go leg hump him
>>6108Keep posting that image and you'll be pushing it>>6110>>6111I revise my former statement
I hate waifu stealers
>>6107>hateOh you, you don't really mean that,.... Xp
>>6109Thez likes this idea. Dog-eared for future.
>>6108"Hey, you busy?" The scotsman was fun, but Thez likes to end up raw.
And with THAT (deliberately avoiding the aftermath) I'm out for the night.
>>6112Is it theft if she was mine to begin with?
>>6113>The futureSo Trump isn't taking Tracy home tonight
>>6118"Listen here blue one, whatever your name is. There's a graph of craziness to hotness. You're only about a six on the hotness scale, but you're a ten on the crazy scale. Well, maybe a nine. You'd be date-able if you were only a 5 on the crazy scale, but as you are you'd need to be a perfect 10. And you're not there"
>>6117I didn't say that, I'm letting u all decide (phone posting nao). Let the dice decide if there's an impasse/conflict
This unicorn would be fucking dead, if GM hadn't buffed her to unnatural proportions
>>6122Oi, dats me waifu you sack of shit
>turns to troll-estiaDinner?
>>6124"Its the thrill of one more kill"
>>6127i told you he dosent love you, devote your life to adolf.
>>6129"Bovine dicks are gross.." she says under her breath
>>6130[murderous hoers noises]
>>6133"Eeew!" upon seeing the gross, floppy, tentacle-like appendage
>>6131>poof<Trump is now a raging faggot, trying to get in the minotaurs pants
Jk, tracy is now Fluer-de-Lis with murderous tendancys [1d12 = 3]>>6137rolling d12 for dick size
>>6140>setting it in stone3-inch dick is now canon.
>>6146I guess that means that a blue maned earth pony is "good enough"? No Melania
>>6148Can you really have this with a Blue mane though?
>>6149>>6148Ah, I thought you were rolling for dick size (was being supportive)
>>6150Actually, ya know what
>tazes Trump>Trump is now paralized>sit tracy's new ass on his face>run off with Troll-estiaTake that you waifu atealing shit
>>6160That doesn't mean trollestia is doing anything other than trolling
>>6157Aren't Paladins immune to paralysis? It'd just hurt.
>why am I saying this?>>6158>*consolate nuzzling* [1d20 = 20]>>6159HAHAHA
>>6160NO THIS IS BULLSHIT I TAZED AND PARALIZED YOU
>>6169Kek, I'd need to be a coder
>>6170The 17 and the 20 say she's trolling you
[1d20 = 11]>>6162>>6163>checks manual>they're resistant, not immune>>6163"You fucking bastard bastard!"
*roll to angrily throw keen edged knife in his general direction*
>>6168[nursing hoers noises]
*loads paralyzed Flashy onto back*
"It's okay, Sweetheart. Let's get you home."
*trots off with him back toward Crystal*
>>6172look at
>>6121>>6173>Strangely interested in the blue horse"hello. I'm not sure we've met before
>>6174>amnesia[scared shitless hoers noises]
*Now galloping*
Trumpaladin attends another meeting to meet with possible recruits that night, holding a mare in his arms. He later goes home with the mare. Assuming of course, she stops trying to stab and goes with him to a different restaurant. Otherwise she stays there
Tourcil tries to go home with the unicorn, but receives a troll face
I need sleep
Night faggots
>>6180[salutating hoers noises]
>>6182[spoler]hey tracys player infernuis just wants to help get sane. are we cool ?
>>6194Pretty sure that's not what happened
>>6194Yes. Why do players inevitably devolve into rolling for penis size?
>>6197Infernius felt that it was necessary.
>>6199And how did that work out for
him?
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Let this be a lesson to players about putting things to a dice roll. To illustrate this point (and because its been talked about at length) when I finally get around to Thez confronting Lenos about the bet, they're going to get into a fight that will be entirely determined by the dice. I honestly don't know how the fight is going to go, even though (knowing both character's stats and abilities) I know what SHOULD happen.
>>6201Everyone knows about his micro-wiener now...
>tfw no penis, so my character wouldn't do that >>6196>I posted first therefore giving me priorityAlso I didn't take the equine, you happy?
>>6201Honestly that was a 10/10 moment
>>6205This. It made it worth staying up until 2:00 AM.