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Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5695
5703
Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
Thread theme: https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

564 replies and 50 files omitted.
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5802
>>5799
>it was written by infernuis.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5803
5807
>>5801
Trump responds, "regardless, they need to read about Football."
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5804
5807
264135__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_knife_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>5801
"The money is just a way of keeping score, for my Flashy."
*Eyes shop displaying wedding dresses in the background*
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5805
5806 5807 5810
>>5727
>>5726
>>5724
>>5723
STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE UNICORN
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5806
5809
img-1742635-1-mlfw2732-132882592400.png
>>5805
If it happens it happens
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5807
5808 5809
>>5805
Yay! Torcuil is back!
>>5804
You know, even before this display the city is willing to cater to the party,....
>>5803
"Do they look like readers? Just give it to them before they start to second-guess."

Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5808
5811 5814
>>5807
"Way ahead of you. And it's available on audiobook as well"
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5809
5813 5818
>>5807
Oi, ye better believe
>>5806
I said no shaggin' de unicorn ye one eyed cunt
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5810
5812 5815 5822
>>5805
I will galdly support your ship, if you respect mine (but I swear, if you ever try to get in the way of our love, I'll shove a knife into her pooper, and strangle you with her intestines!)
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5811
5816
>>5808
"For FREE!" Thez interjects with a microphone. Yes, she has a microphone. The crowd cheers in response.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5812
5815 5817
>>5810
Meanwhile, in the stable, Trollestia chuckles at the proceedings.
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5813
5818 5822
>>5809
unicorn get minotaur dick
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5814
>>5808
"Showmanship," she taunts as she wanders about the crowd, gesturing to and fro and whipping (political-style) the crowd into increased interest and participation.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5815
5819
>>5810
Am I goona have to start speaking in french so y'all don't misinterpret my meanings?
>>5812
Real question,
Description?
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5816
5820
>>5811
Trump is genuinely peeved at Thez evidently taking revenge for Trumpaladin taking all of the jewels, but he's glad to see that his book is wanted, and it's good to get the word of Football out
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5817
>>5812
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MIND, BEFORE I DUMP ALL OF MY EROTIC /MLP/ PASTA!!!
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5818
5822 5825
>>5813
"oh please, you simpleton"
>>5809
You think that hottie over there belongs to you alone, do you?
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5819
5822
>>5815
Do you mean "WTF has happened?"
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5820
5821
>>5816
Surely you're familiar with the anime-gesture of pulling one eye open and sticking the tongue out?
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5821
>>5820
>Weeaboo faggotry
No. Not in the least
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5822
5823 5824 5825
>>5819
What?
I meant a description of Trollestia
>>5818
Fuck you
>>5813
Fuck you
>>5810
B E G O N E T H O T

Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5823
>>5822
>Description of Trollestia
THOT
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5824
5827 5830
Trollestia.png
>>5822
Pic related, except a white mane/tail and no crown or shoes.

Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5825
5826 5831
>>5822
>>5818
how about we go to trollestria and let her decide.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5826
>>5825
So long as she doesn't make the wrong decision.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5827
>>5824
I don't know what I expected
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5828
Trollestia.png
Updated
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5829
Be glad I didn't go with Molestia
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5830
570570ce01c0093de022b2727e867c7e--supermodels-my-little-pony.jpg
>>5824
Trumpaladin has in mind pic related. If not this, then Trumpaladin will import this from this planet's equivalent of Slovakia
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5831
5832 5837
>>5825
"Oh she'll chose me"
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5832
5833
>>5831
wanna bet?
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5833
5834 5835
>>5832
"Why would she want a cow?"
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5834
>>5833
Can I leave now?
fucking children...
>walks off

Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5835
5836
>>5833
why would she want a monkey in armor?
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5836
5842
"You know what, there's an easy way to settle this. Under the common law rules of property, ownership in a feral animal vests in he who first captures it - the rule of capture. That'd be Tracy. I don't believe she's been formally transferred to Tourcil, so Tracy still owns her."

"Tracy, can I have the Unicorn?"
>>5835
*Orange-haired God
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5837
1507400718073-0.png
>>5831
>*Concerned nuzzling*
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5838
5840 5841 5845
George-Soros.jpg
Right. So. The party is all assembled, and the city-folk are in a jubilant frenzy, taking up both books and audio-books (not sure how that works, but I'll just leave it, kind of like hammers in MLP) and volunteering/offering themselves to participate in Trump's grand design. The whole city is in celebration.
And that's when HE shows up.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5839
5841
High in the air, what appears an elderly human literally walks nonchalantly on the air, laughing at the proceedings.
"What a remarkable display. I'm quite impressed"
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5840
5843
>>5838
Trumpaladin senses a threat
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5841
5844
>>5838
>>5839
i cast detect jew.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5842
>>5836
>You know what, there's an easy way to settle this. Under the common law rules of property, ownership in a feral animal vests in he who first captures it - the rule of capture. That'd be Tracy. I don't believe she's been formally transferred to Tourcil, so Tracy still owns her."
>Feral
Pretty sure talking horses don't count as feral

Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5843
>>5840
Yeah he do.
Thez' eyes turn red, all mirth and enjoyment blasted away.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5844
>>5841
Oh, he's more than a jew in this world
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5845
5846
>>5838
I cast capitalist sheild
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5846
5850
>>5845
He snaps his fingers and the shield dispels as it was cast.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5847
5849
REEEEEEEEEEEE THIS SITUATION SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING!!! A UNICORN'S NATURAL TELEPORTING ABILITIES SHOULD'VE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO TRANSPORT HER TO THE EDGE OF THE FOREST!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5848
5851 5853
"It has been quite some time since I've seen humans so,... animate. Whatever could be the cause of such revelry?" he condescendingly bantz.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5849
5851
>>5847
A 'normal' unicorn, yes
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5850
>>5846
>Severe autistic screeching
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5851
>>5848
"... bitches..." she aswers under her breath
>>5849
You'd better make her abilities clear later. I don't want an albino Starlight Glimmer in this story.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5852
5854 5855 5856
George continues, "And what have we here! A paladin am I right? I do sooooo love the taste of Paladin, with a healthy crowd of innocents to boot!" He continues.
Thez looks at Trump (and whoever is near, its kinda inspecific at the moment, but non consequentially): "This is BAD," she's serious.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5853
5857
>>5848
Trumpaldin comes out to great the aging man he believes he once saw in a Steven Spielberg and George Lucas film.

"We're making Port Barry Great again" he answers with confidence
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5854
5866
>>5852
So, uhh
Soros, huh
>furiously checks spells for something useful
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5855
>>5852
>implying I'll let anyone else get a taste of my Paladin
"And who are you, Sir?"
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5856
5859 5866
>>5852
"quickly," he whispers, "Set up a twitter account for me. We're going to need it"

Think of Childish insults to call Palpentine over there
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5857
5860
>>5853
"ARE you now? Quite a noble sentiment little human! I'm impressed enough that I won't kill you outright! To whom have I the pleasure of,... meeting (it sounds like he says 'eating')?"
WBWRG
?
No.5858
5861
[1d20 = 15]
infernuis jumps from the crystal towards the king kike and says burn
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5859
5862
>>5856
>twatter
Wut?
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5860
5863
>>5857
"I am Trumpaladin. Former Guard of the Emperor and now the liberator and restorer of Port Barry"
uNPXe
?
No.5861
[1d20 = 3]
>>5858
OOOoooooggggghhh! That's right!

Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5862
>>5859
"It's a means to insult people before a large audience. Just do it"
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5863
5878
417778__suggestive_artist-colon-longinius_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_clothes_collar_colored_female_fishnets_frilly underwear_garter belt_knife.jpg
>>5860
"And I am his lawfully-wedded wife and noble steed, Tracy Cage!" the pale horse declares proudly
uNPXe
?
No.5864
5865 5869 5876
[1d20 = 20]
Sigh. He swats you aside effortlessly. "Cute, is this your milk-cow Trumpaladin? I am Soros, master of the Abyss, lord of the damned and king of all that is unholy!"
"HORSESHIT! You have no legitimate claim to the throne!" Thez yells from the crowd.
"A familiar voice? Most curious! Step forward!" He reaches his hand out and clenches his fist.
Thez grounds herself and observably resists his actions.
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5865
5867 5870 5871
>>5864
Would disintegrate work on this bastard?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5866
>>5856
>>5854
Make us some meme, dumb frog summoner!
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5867
>>5865
I don't think so....
uNPXe
?
No.5868
5872
[1d20 = 3]
Sweet! She succeeded, and she disappears.
He scans the crowd to determine who spoke (both Thez and Tracy)
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5869
>>5864
"SHE IS NOT MY WIFE OR MILK COW!"
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5870
5874
>>5865
With a 20,... but disintigrate isn't necessarily an instant kill
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5871
>>5865
me dont think so i say from the inside of a colapsed building.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5872
5873 5874 5879
>>5868
>*offers soccer ball*
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5873
5875
>>5872
"I SWEAR TO GOD TRACY!"
5k9HX
?
No.5874
5888
[1d20 = 16]
>>5870
>20
anything else and nothing happens
KEK SAVE ME
>>5872
Fuck off with soccer
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5875
5877
>>5873
"I have to do SOMETHING with them!"
Anonymous
WBWRG
?
No.5876
5885
>>5864
ME A BULL YOU KIKE REEE
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5877
5880
>>5875
"YOU CAN BURN THEM"
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5878
5881 5883
>>5863
"Are you now, little pony. You know, we have plenty of places in the Abyss for the likes of you. Wait, you smell of blood. Why would a pony smell of blood I wonder? No matter," he turns again to Trump.
"Is this then your congregation?" he gestures above the crowd.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5879
5882 5887
>>5872
Rly?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5880
5883
>>5877
"And set all the spirits free?! That's crazy!"
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5881
5888
>>5878
>gold-steel
>from an enemy you would meet soon
>Soros is Jew
I still have my rapier, right?
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5882
5884 5888
>>5879
I will do this with all of the villains, until it something happens.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5883
5886
>>5878
"They are Port Barry"
>>5880
"If that ball is good for anything, it's as a dodgeball"
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5884
>>5882
I swear to God I will deport you
WBWRG
?
No.5885
5888
[1d20 = 3]
>>5876
infernuis whispers kek towords kike
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5886
5889
>>5883
Trump, take my sword
The impure gold will be his weekness
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5887
5891
>>5879
What does he say?
uNPXe
?
No.5888
[1d20 = 14]
>>5882
Noted
>>5881
Not THAT one,....
>>5874
Did you just try and disintigrate him?
>>5885
"Ahahahahah! Most interesting, most INTERESTING! A bull who knows the word of chaos! There is more here than meets the eye! I'm going to take my time with this! Starting with-" and he's cut off.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5889
5892
>>5886
Trump wields now both Vanderiem and Tourcil's sword,
"WE WILL NO LONGER SURRENDER THIS CITY OR ITS PEOPLE TO YOUR FALSE SONG!"
uNPXe
?
No.5890
5896
[6d12 = 23]
From the heavens (remember that time she fell from the sky and punctured the giant's brain? That's a particular technique of hers) Thez lands a two-footed falling stomp technique that knocks George solidly to the ground, she falling near to him, the both a small distance from Trump, Tracy, Torcuil, the crowd, and (in a slightly different direction) Infernius."
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5891
5893
>>5887
What does he fucking say?!
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5892
5894
>>5889
"Psst! Boy! That sword is sheit! Grab me with both of yer wee hands!"
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5893
5898
>>5891
Sorry, he completely disregards the soccer ball. I don't know what you're hoping to accomplish with it. I will try and figure a scenario in which that works, but this is NOT it.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5894
5895 5896
>>5892
Not sure of what to do, Trumpaladin hands Tourcil his sword back, and grasps Vanderiem as if he were a baseball bat, and looks at the now-grounded George as if he were a guy who hadn't paid back his mafia-loan
Anonymous
5k9HX
?
No.5895
>>5894
>Follows Trump
WBWRG
?
No.5896
5899
[1d20 = 14]
>>5894
>>5890
infenuis charges soros with horns.
Anonymous
uNPXe
?
No.5897
5900
Thez and George both climb to their feet.
"And now it all makes sense. I didn't think the likes of these could speak Blasphemy such as can be seen in your wake. It was YOU wasn't it?"
"GTFO! You have NO business here, NO contracts!" Thez screams.
"I need no contract, because you have something that is MINE!"
"What I have is RIGHTFULLY mine, at least until succession has been decided," Thez retorts.
"Ahhh! But the Rockefeller is DEAD. NONE exist who can oppose me, and I'm taking back what is rightfully MINE!"
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.5898
830631__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big head_the mask.png
>>5893
It doesn't have to be a positive affect. I just wiondered how a creature of darkness would react to concentrated anti-football...
*pulls giant knives out of knife cozy*
uNPXe
?
No.5899
5902
[2d20 = 5]
>>5896
Seeing Infernius' charge, Thez pulls out a fist-sized navy-blue stone. "Oh you mean this? You're welcome to (this is the point that Infernius hits) take it if you CAN!"
Anonymous
oKgpQ
?
No.5900
>>5897
"I don't know what you're talking about here, but Port Barry is now of a free people" he says to George, but now also to Thez, uncertain of the meaning of her words
uNPXe
?
No.5901
[1d20 = 7]
Unfortunate, your gore attempt does only grazing damage, as you glance off some field or aura protecting him.
"This one again? Away!"