/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

To start things off Thez appears before Tracy and asks (pointedly) "Can I have it back now? Ordinarily the party would get mass-raped when my tail is stolen, but the GM-faggot was distracted and forgot to play that part out."

>>5697
>back turned, in the process of squeezing the blood out of "it"
*notices Thez, and turns*
"......"
*begrudgingly hands "it" back, and fucks off*

>>5699
"Thank you!" she calls after, admiring Tracy as she departs.

>>5699
Wait, did she just collect some of Thez' blood? I honestly don't KNOW what that will mean, but I'm certain it will be interesting!

>>5701
>did she just collect some of Thez' blood?
Yes.

>>5695
>Perks up
a fukkin unicorn?

>>5702
Good show!
>>5703
A fukkin unicorn, its in the stable.

>>5703
"Don't trust her. She's a total cunt."
Also, wtf were the mechanics behind her being invulnerable to my attacks last time? Was it some kind of spell? I can't find anything in DnD section on unicorns or /mlp/ that fits the ticket (in /mlp/ universe, they're prone to turn into pussies when their horns are touched, like Goku's tail).

>>5705
The spell is "Ethereal Jaunt", and it allows the user to become temporarily insubstantial.

>>5704
>bolts to stable
Hello majestic creature

>>5707
"Greetings, smelly human," the unicorn smiles at you.

*stealth*

>>5708
Oi, what ye know 'bout Scotland?

>>5710
"Scotland? As in "Earth"? I have heard of this place, but have never ventured. Several of my kind are rumored to have ventured its vast and expansive green-land. I am told it is a most wonderful place. Is that where you are from?"

>>5711
Yes, and I have been looking for an...
Equine
like you as a companian

>>5712
"Oooh, how suggestive of you," she says almost innocently. "I like the sound of a 'companion', it has been some time."
She chuckles to herself.

>>5712
"Do you have a name good Scotsman? I have many names, but of them I prefer the name "Trollestia"."

>>5713
>>5714
NO NO NO
WAIT
That's not what I meant
>>5716
>Trollestia
Oh god
"My name is Torcuil, The meme mage"

"A pleasure my good Torque-wrench. I trust we will have lots of fun together," she smiles.

>>5720
I'll be back in about an hour

"Don't fap, I know I'm sexy," she calls after.

>>5716
>Trollestia
I was going to do everything in my power to Fuck this unicorn, but now I'm afraid

>>5723
Actually, upon further consideration, let it happen

>>5723
I did say it would be a shit-storm, and I wasn't (entirely) talking about Tracy. ^_~

>>5723
ill fuck it before you do.

>>5726
Nuh uh! Also she may be a thot, but she's still a lady. The pronoun is "her"
>using the wrong pronouns

>>5727
she want that bmc bro

>>5728
I think she only likes Paladins

>>5730
And not the cow-thing

>>5731
infernuis hasent met her yet.

>>5732
I think we both know who she'd chose
The answer is Trumpaladin

>>5733
>>5723
>*teleports behind you*
>unstealth
"I'm here for you, Flashy."

>>5737
Gah!

>>5736
babby hands compared to infernuis.

"So what do you guys wanna do now? I mean we can kill stuff, or we can explore, or we can beat eachother senseless (in a very pinkie-pie sort of nonchalant tone), I'm okay with whatever!" Thez is standing on the ceiling, inverted.

>>5739
"I'm not so sure about that"

Did I stutter?

>>5747
You tell me

>>5741
infernuis asks lennos if he needs some help forgeing.

>>5748
Hawt
>>5749
It shouldn't come as a surprise, Thez is psychotic with a penchant for murder and violence. Tracy is,....

>>5751
Similar personalities do not always get along, sodomite.

>>5750
Surprised at the 'sudden' appearance of Infernius (he was fixated). "Oh, its you. What was your name again? Furnace? Hmmm," he looks at the great-sword strapped to your back.
"Oi, ya wanna hand me that?"

>>5744
infernuis also feel sadend by this statement.

>>5754
He's a dick, don't take it personally. Besides, its not that Thez DOESN'T like you (she really does), but she also likes a challenge (read >rape).

>>5753
sure.
*hands sword*

[6d6 = 17]
>>5756
He inspects it from a few different angles, checking its straight-ness, its flexibility, and taps it a few times against the forge.
"Not bad, but lemme try something."
He places it in one of the larger forges and waits a moment, lighting a cigarette from some of the flames spewing outward (singeing a few hairs in the process). After a few moments of it resting in the forge, it begins to take on the characteristic reddish-glow of increased temperature. He quickly pulls it out, and belches all over it. The belch spews napalm all over the entirety of the blade, which he quickly throws back into the forge.
"Almost done," he says, still behind the goggles (they're a bit big and comical for his size). He takes another drag and then pulls the sword, literally on fire and crackling, before whipping it neatly into an oil quench. While it sits in there, he casts firestorm, turning the entire forge-area into a momentary inferno.

>>5757
holy shit lennos

I'm surprised, I thought that would hurt more.
As the sword cools, he does a quick cantrip, and illuminated runes appear on the outside of the quench, which makes a distinct "crack" as it splits open, spilling oil out the side. He pulls the sword out, now blackened and slightly irregular and hands it to you.
It is warm to the touch, despite having fully cooled. He gestures toward a training dummy. "Try it out," he suggests.

"Oh, the command word is "Burn""

Alright, after the incredible haul last night, Trumpaladin has an ambitious set of plans. Overflowing with energy, Trumpaladin begins his day at 3AM, convincing Lenos to move the Pyramid to Port Barry, then securing and auditting the treasury. When that is accomplished, Trumpaladin meets with business leaders of the construction, masonry, carpentry, and other industries in Port Barry. There, he casts the spell THE ART OF THE DEAL to secure amazing contracts to begin construction on a library for magical knowledge in Port Barry, a Stadium-Cathedral for Football, and a monastery-school for Port Barry. Next, Trumpaladin uses the magic of RALLY to deliver a speech before a crowd of the citizenry of Port Barry. He tells them of the coming public works projects, of the jobs he's bringing, and of his intent to secure favorable trade deals. He inspires several to follow him. After this, he spends most of the day with a number of individuals who will compete to become managers of Trumpaladin Franchises. Accordingly, trump casts THE APPRENTICE to determine who has what it takes to be a manager for him. the winners will form the core of his new mendicant order, which will convert Port Barry to Football, train and develop a monastic order that will educate the citizens of Port Barry, train a secular clergy for the new Cathedral, and eventually convert the planet

>>5759
>>5760
i go over to the dummy point my sword at it and say "Burn"

>>5762
The sword blade ignites in flames, which though warm to the feels do not damage you in any way.

>>5761
Noted, and to commence as soon as this is done with Infernius and his (now) Flaming Burst Claymore

[1d20 = 20]
>>5763
is my blade a flame now? or is it just on fire? either way i attack the dummy
>>5761
holy shit dude good plan, do you care if i train some preists aswell?

>>5765
You can certainly try
\r

>>5765
ROFLMAO
Okay, this was going to happen even if you DIDN'T roll a crit, but since you did,....
As the sword (which is a whole and complete blade wreathed in flames) Explodes in flames that quickly consume the dummy.
"Oh shit! That worked better than I expected! I didn't think the napalm would take, I was just going for fire!"
The sword is embued with fire (when "Burn" is stated, and is smothered with the word "Shush") dealing an additional 1d6 damage. In addition, on a successful crit (regardless of the additional damage of the sword AND the fire) does yet an additional damage of 1d10, exploding and dousing the victim in napalm, which its self is a lingering fire.
NOW is when Trump enters and begins his plan, which since it involves conquest and all that, Lenos is actually cool with.

Meanwhile, as the building moves away from its original position and drifts toward Port Barry, a lone figure can be seen near the treeline, looking up at the departing building, with a small device in his hand.

>>5768
As the sword *strikes the dummy....

[6d20 = 67]
>>5771
Unless a 20, I'm pretty sure no one noticed.

Yeah, no one noticed. Consider it foreshadowing.

>>5773
considered

I was going to eat that tail in the last thread, but decided against it in the last moment...
*unfs in awe*

Alright. As the building drifts toward Port Barry, several of the rampart ballistae fire ineffectively at the building (they're not geared toward elevated targets). As it begins to hover overhead, many of the citizens and guards gather at various points along the wall and in the plaza, both in fear and awe. They never expected nor anticipated a floating crystal, and yet dude,... there's a floating crystal. As Trump begins to steel himself for the grand oration he is to deliver, Vandereim whispers to him "Oi lad, hold me aloft, and jump down to 'em. That'll rustle their jimmies!"

*peers over edge*
"They seem pretty butthurt down there..."

>>5776
Trumpaladin jumps down to a set of speakers playing "Shoot to Thrill"
http://youtu.be/4gDch1p4c_M

>>5778
*jumps after, with an excited cackle*

>>5778
Lenos takes advantage and uses the tower to blast the song over some sort of PA system. Trump, leaping magnificently (his armor, his gleaming sword, his complete abandon) descends to the ground at a safe speed, to deliver his rousing speech to the people of Port Barry who, having NEVER seen ANYTHING like this are entirely transfixed.

[2d12 = 20]
>>5779
... that was not the best idea. It won't kill you, but it does hurt.

Trump of course, is sure to have the appropriate lighting conditions

>There, he casts the spell THE ART OF THE DEAL to secure amazing contracts to begin construction on a library for magical knowledge in Port Barry, a Stadium-Cathedral for Football, and a monastery-school for Port Barry. Next, Trumpaladin uses the magic of RALLY to deliver a speech before a crowd of the citizenry of Port Barry. He tells them of the coming public works projects, of the jobs he's bringing, and of his intent to secure favorable trade deals. He inspires several to follow him. After this, he spends most of the day with a number of individuals who will compete to become managers of Trumpaladin Franchises. Accordingly, trump casts THE APPRENTICE to determine who has what it takes to be a manager for him. the winners will form the core of his new mendicant order, which will convert Port Barry to Football, train and develop a monastic order that will educate the citizens of Port Barry, train a secular clergy for the new Cathedral, and eventually convert the planet.
The people of Port Barry join in a tumultuous cheer. There's easily 500+ present in the plaza, with many more in the surroundings.
>>5782
Of course he does, Thez is a performer and can do those things. I'm not even bothering to roll, cuz his 'hand' is stacked.

>>5781
>ouch
*hobbles to feet*

>>5783
"We will Make Port Barry Safe Again, we will make Port Barry Work Again, and we will MAKE PORT BARRY GREAT AGAIN!"

>>5785
Of course you're in the scene! You were the first to land, and in spite of the pain (oh she's had WAY worse), they know you're part of the same group/team. In fact, seeing you fall from such a height and shrug it off only increased the group's image and yours personally.

>>5786
>unrelented cheers and many hats fly into the air.
This truly is not what they expected when they woke up in the morning, let alone when the crystal started hovering overhead. They thought it was doom, and instead here is the promise of prosperity and emergence. The town is quite wholly (perhaps with a few exceptions cuz there's always contrarians) in favor of this magnificent golden-haired man with his gleaming armor and sword, who was party to the elimination of the rats which already improved their situation, now promising increasingly better circumstances and prosperity. What's NOT to love?

>>5788
Well if you're referring to the ability mods for Dwarves or Half-orcs, don't worry I was gonna waive that. I was thinking +1 Str +1 Con, -1 Wis, -1 Dex.

>>5785
Trumpaladin can have sidekicks

>>5788
And, even that was just guideline. Tracy is going to be naturally and appropriately dexterous so don't worry about the dex, and the -Con was cuz as a pony she's kinda skinny.

>>5793
>homebrew
I'll consider it, but I'm wary of 'other ppls' homebrew. There are plenty of fags who make homebrew. Me, not excluded

>>5789
Trump ends with a call to help volunteer work on his Cathedral, and to convert to the One True Football, attributing his success to Football

>>5795
Dozens of city-folk surge forward; peasants, tradesmen/women, soldiers, etc. (no politicians tho Xp), all eager to learn more, to touch that MAGNIFICENT man, or just caught up in the moment.

>>5797
Homebrew = user generated (may be good, may be shit)

>>5796
Trumpaladin has a table to sell his book, "Think Football and kick ass," written by him actually ghost written by someone else to the peasant who approach

This one seems pretty reasonable (I suspect it was an MLP fan). Works for me.

>>5799
Thez where did she come from whispers in his ear "Don't be a jew, we've got plenty of money."