This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Butler standing by
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>>49081
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
>>49084
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
>>49089
Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek
Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek
>>49092
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
>>49094
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
>>49098
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
>>49099
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"
*rubs horse cunt*\\
*death glare at Thez*
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"
*rubs horse cunt*\\
*death glare at Thez*
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD
>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
>>49101
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
*unsheaves Lance*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
>>49106
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
>>49110
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
>>49112
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
>>49119
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."
>>49119
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
>>49123
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu"
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu"
[2d20 = 13]
>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand
>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand
*marinates*
>>49129
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)
And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)
And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
>>49130
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.
*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.
*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
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>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
>>49139
You win this time...
[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
You win this time...
[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
>>49150
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
*seeds his steed*
>>49168
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
>>49170
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
>>49172
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
>>49173
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
>>49174
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
>>49176
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
>>49177
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
>>49180
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
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Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.
Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
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What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
>>49190
Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?
>>49183
Nothing happened. The characters are stuck in a time-lapse until further notice.
You can still do stuff, but it won't have consequences.
Nothing happened. The characters are stuck in a time-lapse until further notice.
You can still do stuff, but it won't have consequences.
>>49189
When striking an object with a weapon, the item's hardness determines how vulnerable. Adamantine has a hardness of 20, and steel is 10. If using a steel mace to sunder an adamantine shield, the remaining hardness (10) is converted to damage reduction.
>>49196
Accessory source books?
>>49197
I wouldn't say they're stuck, its more that what happens now doesn't immediately affect where the characters left off from.
When striking an object with a weapon, the item's hardness determines how vulnerable. Adamantine has a hardness of 20, and steel is 10. If using a steel mace to sunder an adamantine shield, the remaining hardness (10) is converted to damage reduction.
>>49196
Accessory source books?
>>49197
I wouldn't say they're stuck, its more that what happens now doesn't immediately affect where the characters left off from.
>>49199
But really anything, not just accessory publications.
I wanted to learn a bit more about character thematics, and lore related to the classes and prestige classes.
But really anything, not just accessory publications.
I wanted to learn a bit more about character thematics, and lore related to the classes and prestige classes.
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>>49206
I was looking at Neutral Ebil deities, like Nergal that you mentioned earlier. Wouldn't he, being a dead power, need to be resurrected first before his cult rose once more? I'm not sure what it means to worship/channel a dead power, or how to roleplay worship.
I felt like the Cult of Shar would be more of Tracy's archetype anyway.
Also, how would one go about joining a religion, especially an ebil, secret cult one? Can I roll a Gather Information check to learn the location of Unholy Temples, or become familiar with followers? Tracy may have ranks in knowledge religion (divegrass), but she'd know nothing of establishing or joining faiths, because religion isn't exactly as prominent in Equestrian society.
I was looking at Neutral Ebil deities, like Nergal that you mentioned earlier. Wouldn't he, being a dead power, need to be resurrected first before his cult rose once more? I'm not sure what it means to worship/channel a dead power, or how to roleplay worship.
I felt like the Cult of Shar would be more of Tracy's archetype anyway.
Also, how would one go about joining a religion, especially an ebil, secret cult one? Can I roll a Gather Information check to learn the location of Unholy Temples, or become familiar with followers? Tracy may have ranks in knowledge religion (divegrass), but she'd know nothing of establishing or joining faiths, because religion isn't exactly as prominent in Equestrian society.
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>>49211
You're forgetting that she only gets full day hear powers from Elway himself. There's so much more power to be had
You're forgetting that she only gets full day hear powers from Elway himself. There's so much more power to be had
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>>49216
Now now, you've got to sit through the games and shitpost on /qa/ and swear off anime if you want more of the truly good stuff
\r
Now now, you've got to sit through the games and shitpost on /qa/ and swear off anime if you want more of the truly good stuff
\r
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>>49217
Tracy's faggot fought hard in the great war against the Crikit-playing /sp/artans.
Can I cash-in good boi points?
Tracy's faggot fought hard in the great war against the Crikit-playing /sp/artans.
Can I cash-in good boi points?
>>49218
You can indeed anon. But unfortunately, points are non-transferable from Tracy's faggot to Tracy
\r
You can indeed anon. But unfortunately, points are non-transferable from Tracy's faggot to Tracy
\r
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>Blogpost
..And here I am, still unable to move...
Oh well, it was fun shitposting on those GET-stealing jihadists.
>blogpost
That was supposed to be my get...
..And here I am, still unable to move...
Oh well, it was fun shitposting on those GET-stealing jihadists.
>blogpost
That was supposed to be my get...
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Ah, memories..
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You guys don't know how privileged you are to get quality content like this.
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Hey, Trump's faggot, have you read any of the Wizards of the Coast publications for Paladin prestige classes? Some of them are pretty cool.
Also, looks like Divine Champion is intended for Chosen characters. You'd have to be a quasi-deity to qualify under normal game rules.
Also, looks like Divine Champion is intended for Chosen characters. You'd have to be a quasi-deity to qualify under normal game rules.
>>49227
YES! Praise Be!
>>49230
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>>49228
I have not yet read any of that.
>>49229
Oh I need Great Smiting anyways for the Divine Emissary Class. It doesn't have any requirements besides smiting, Epic level, and 25 Charisma, which I need for the other Epic Feats I want anyways
>>49232
>Talking back to Elway Mod
YES! Praise Be!
>>49230
(USER WAS SMITTEN FOR THIS POST)
>>49228
I have not yet read any of that.
>>49229
Oh I need Great Smiting anyways for the Divine Emissary Class. It doesn't have any requirements besides smiting, Epic level, and 25 Charisma, which I need for the other Epic Feats I want anyways
>>49232
>Talking back to Elway Mod
>>49233
Eh, I just thought of you when I noticed the emphasis on Sense Motive and interrogation for the Gray Guards.
I've been looking for interesting rogue archetypes, but I think sticking with SRD is better for that anyway.
Wish Blackguards got a few more spells though.
Eh, I just thought of you when I noticed the emphasis on Sense Motive and interrogation for the Gray Guards.
I've been looking for interesting rogue archetypes, but I think sticking with SRD is better for that anyway.
Wish Blackguards got a few more spells though.
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>>49227
I'm glad someone is making some more Milo reaction images though.
I half-made a couple, but I always get sidetracked autistically obsessing over the shape of her cowlick...
Here's a couple I made a while back.
I'm glad someone is making some more Milo reaction images though.
I half-made a couple, but I always get sidetracked autistically obsessing over the shape of her cowlick...
Here's a couple I made a while back.
>>49233
>>49234
Actually, I think you might like it.
Everything stacks with Paladin, except for Turning.
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Gray_guard
http://dnd.arkalseif.info/classes/gray-guard/index.html
>>49234
Actually, I think you might like it.
Everything stacks with Paladin, except for Turning.
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Gray_guard
http://dnd.arkalseif.info/classes/gray-guard/index.html
>>49240
The archytype is more of a "hard-boiled cop" kind of thematic, for older paladin's and clerics who've lost the comic book style optimism of the classic hero.
The archytype is more of a "hard-boiled cop" kind of thematic, for older paladin's and clerics who've lost the comic book style optimism of the classic hero.
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>>49242
It's not a trade-in class like Blackguard though. It's a normally progressed prestige class.
Ex GG's can still trade-in their level's for BG though.
It's not a trade-in class like Blackguard though. It's a normally progressed prestige class.
Ex GG's can still trade-in their level's for BG though.
>>49243
Hard to say what class would be best. Divine Emissary gives a cleric domain and even more smite evil, as well as that Luck thing. The vanilla epic paladin gives the bonus feats, but not much else. Grey Guard at least makes it clear that there's a boost to the base attack and saving throws, although these I think are not supposed to increase at all after the 20th level. Some of these give extra bonuses to Paladin's Mounts but I think GM is not going to allow more bonus die as the mount gets character levels
Hard to say what class would be best. Divine Emissary gives a cleric domain and even more smite evil, as well as that Luck thing. The vanilla epic paladin gives the bonus feats, but not much else. Grey Guard at least makes it clear that there's a boost to the base attack and saving throws, although these I think are not supposed to increase at all after the 20th level. Some of these give extra bonuses to Paladin's Mounts but I think GM is not going to allow more bonus die as the mount gets character levels
>>49246
That Debilitating/Devastating touch is almost haxx, imo, just because that's normally reserved for ebil classes.
I wish Blackguard's got some of the features/spells for Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter.. They could've at least gotten Wounding touch, or Unholy Sword..
That Debilitating/Devastating touch is almost haxx, imo, just because that's normally reserved for ebil classes.
I wish Blackguard's got some of the features/spells for Paladin of Tyranny/Slaughter.. They could've at least gotten Wounding touch, or Unholy Sword..
>>49238
The perfect Scoundrel has some pretty spooky rules: it looks like Paladins mainly have that option to keep them from getting skullfucked by rogues 100% of the time, who are like gods in that book.
The perfect Scoundrel has some pretty spooky rules: it looks like Paladins mainly have that option to keep them from getting skullfucked by rogues 100% of the time, who are like gods in that book.
>>49252
https://archive.org/details/WhitePower1967-GeorgeLincolnRockwellPDF-BookAudiobook
>>49253
Bah, we're only suppose to get 7 inches. Oh that, nah, I'm way too inland.
https://archive.org/details/WhitePower1967-GeorgeLincolnRockwellPDF-BookAudiobook
>>49253
Bah, we're only suppose to get 7 inches. Oh that, nah, I'm way too inland.
GM walks "in" dragging Thez by an invisible leash of an otherwise inconceivable sort.
"Go on," he implores
"What?" she stubbornly deflects.
"If this is gonna happen meaning, if I'm gonna have to crunch all these fuggin' numbers all over again then you're gonna say it in front of everyone." GM sternly contests.
She sighs, "Fine. I'm giving up my 13 levels of Fighter class experience.
"Go on," he implores
"What?" she stubbornly deflects.
"If this is gonna happen meaning, if I'm gonna have to crunch all these fuggin' numbers all over again then you're gonna say it in front of everyone." GM sternly contests.
She sighs, "Fine. I'm giving up my 13 levels of Fighter class experience.
>>49264
This. That'll put at 35 HD with a complete reroll, with extensive penalties to base attack, feats, dimension door range,....
"I want magic again. The only way I'm gonna get it is by getting rid of antiquated experience."
This. That'll put at 35 HD with a complete reroll, with extensive penalties to base attack, feats, dimension door range,....
"I want magic again. The only way I'm gonna get it is by getting rid of antiquated experience."
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>go to second half of class lecture
>check phone again
>there's a crisis about to break out
Goddamn it
>check phone again
>there's a crisis about to break out
Goddamn it
>>>/test/
Commander Rockwell just sold me on Gassing niggers.
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>>49284
First of all, that's not what's going on.
Second of all, I'll cannibalize whatever I want if it means advancement.
First of all, that's not what's going on.
Second of all, I'll cannibalize whatever I want if it means advancement.
>>49285
And with a wink and a nod, its all done. Thez seems to shrink as this occurs. Not in overall existence, but in mass and exceptionality.
And with a wink and a nod, its all done. Thez seems to shrink as this occurs. Not in overall existence, but in mass and exceptionality.
>>49286
>earn
I'm a Thief: I steal, I cheat, I lie, I bargain. That is how a Thief advances.
And again, that's not what's going on.
>earn
I'm a Thief: I steal, I cheat, I lie, I bargain. That is how a Thief advances.
And again, that's not what's going on.
>>49289
"Oh don't be so dramatic. If anything, I was eliminating excess/old growth. I will be stronger now."
>and, I can grow again
"Oh don't be so dramatic. If anything, I was eliminating excess/old growth. I will be stronger now."
>and, I can grow again
*flexes claws*
"A waste if I say so myself, but sometimes it's good to freshen up and start over. There's nothing more gratifying than a good Level-up."regardless of where it comes from
"A waste if I say so myself, but sometimes it's good to freshen up and start over. There's nothing more gratifying than a good Level-up."regardless of where it comes from
>>49299
"So would I, but it's frustrating when you can only do so a few times a week..
It's worth the wait though."
>4th wall shatters
*Leans weight back on top of him a bit more*
"And who told you to stop?"
>[Insert bedroom eyes]
"So would I, but it's frustrating when you can only do so a few times a week..
It's worth the wait though."
>4th wall shatters
*Leans weight back on top of him a bit more*
"And who told you to stop?"
>[Insert bedroom eyes]
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>>49306
[At-ease monster noises]
"Yeeeeeessssssss... Pay good attention to those tracks of land, hoo-man.."
[At-ease monster noises]
"Yeeeeeessssssss... Pay good attention to those tracks of land, hoo-man.."
>>49310
"~Hmmmmm...! That's not going to get you out from under there any faster, eff why eye." She coos teasingly
"Now put your hands back on those tracks."
"~Hmmmmm...! That's not going to get you out from under there any faster, eff why eye." She coos teasingly
"Now put your hands back on those tracks."
>>49313
"please no bully... I thought they were different on a horse than a human..."
*pulls out an empty potion flask to collect mare milk in*
"please no bully... I thought they were different on a horse than a human..."
*pulls out an empty potion flask to collect mare milk in*
Random factiod about 5th century mare-milking (Warning: Will ruin mood):
>Kumis is an ancient beverage. Herodotus, in his 5th-century BC Histories, describes the Scythians processing of mare's milk:
>Now the Scythians blind all their slaves, to use them in preparing their milk. The plan they follow is to thrust tubes made of bone, not unlike our musical pipes, up the vulva of the mare, and then to blow into the tubes with their mouths, some milking while the others blow. >They say that they do this because when the veins of the animal are full of air, the udder is forced down. The milk thus obtained is poured into deep wooden casks, about which the blind slaves are placed, and then the milk is stirred round. That which rises to the top is drawn off, and considered the best part; the under portion is of less account.
I fucking love reading history.
>Kumis is an ancient beverage. Herodotus, in his 5th-century BC Histories, describes the Scythians processing of mare's milk:
>Now the Scythians blind all their slaves, to use them in preparing their milk. The plan they follow is to thrust tubes made of bone, not unlike our musical pipes, up the vulva of the mare, and then to blow into the tubes with their mouths, some milking while the others blow. >They say that they do this because when the veins of the animal are full of air, the udder is forced down. The milk thus obtained is poured into deep wooden casks, about which the blind slaves are placed, and then the milk is stirred round. That which rises to the top is drawn off, and considered the best part; the under portion is of less account.
I fucking love reading history.
>>49318
They're supposedly really, really difficult to milk normally, but I think you've found a special trick.
"~Mmmmmhh..! Oh, yes, keep doing that..! They've been so, so sore lately, and I could never reach them we'll enough..! ... Fuck, yes!"
They're supposedly really, really difficult to milk normally, but I think you've found a special trick.
"~Mmmmmhh..! Oh, yes, keep doing that..! They've been so, so sore lately, and I could never reach them we'll enough..! ... Fuck, yes!"
>>49319
*Continues thrusting penis to relax mare*
"There you go. Let those teats down and let it out"
*rubs, caresses, then squeezes crotch tits, aiming them into the flas*
*Continues thrusting penis to relax mare*
"There you go. Let those teats down and let it out"
*rubs, caresses, then squeezes crotch tits, aiming them into the flas*
"I-if you do that i'll.... Ah.. Ah.. ~Aaaaah..!! Oh Faust..!"
*Milk begins to dribble out*
*Milk begins to dribble out*
>>49322
[Straining monster noises]
*Twin Jets of smoke stream out*
*Twin Jets of milk stream out as well*
"..Ah Aaaaaaaaahhh!"
*Squirts*
[Straining monster noises]
*Twin Jets of smoke stream out*
*Twin Jets of milk stream out as well*
"..Ah Aaaaaaaaahhh!"
*Squirts*
>>49300
"I didn't shrink!" She objects,... but then thinks for a moment about how much fun it would be to be hidden in Infernius' pocket, and decides not to further argue.
>>49296
Not expressly. I mean, I don't know how much xp the temple is worth, she's just tired of never being able to advance anymore and the only way she's going to is by removing levels. Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
"I didn't shrink!" She objects,... but then thinks for a moment about how much fun it would be to be hidden in Infernius' pocket, and decides not to further argue.
>>49296
Not expressly. I mean, I don't know how much xp the temple is worth, she's just tired of never being able to advance anymore and the only way she's going to is by removing levels. Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
Thez curls up in Infernius' pocket and goes back to sleep. while GM ventures off to meatspace
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>>49329
>Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
Obligatory Chad Fighter meme.
>Fighter was the first levels she got, and compared to her other experience goes otherwise unused.
Obligatory Chad Fighter meme.
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>>49329
Infernius should get one of those baby-holders, so Thez can ride him. He is a whole size class larger than her, after all: big enough to ride.
Either that, or give him a backpack with a chair and handlebars, like Master Blaster.
I'll stop now...
Infernius should get one of those baby-holders, so Thez can ride him. He is a whole size class larger than her, after all: big enough to ride.
Either that, or give him a backpack with a chair and handlebars, like Master Blaster.
I'll stop now...
How long does it take to activate an item with a passive affect, that activates "on command"? I think it's a free action, but i don't want to waste my next turn.
>tfw do math and realize that Tracy, at full size, can carry Trumpaladin at 500 ft (100 squares) per round overland, even in full-plate, after a full-round action to speed up
>Can get up to 510 ft, if he ahem spurs her, for one round
Holy horse. Should've avoided flying altogether and just overrun/trampled all of those skeletons to get to the lich last time. They would've reached her that much faster.
>Can get up to 510 ft, if he ahem spurs her, for one round
Holy horse. Should've avoided flying altogether and just overrun/trampled all of those skeletons to get to the lich last time. They would've reached her that much faster.
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Can someone explain the astral projection spell to me? Is it supposed to be for extraplanar travel? I've never used it, because I didn't know what it did.
Actually, may as well try it because Crimson skies.
*Astral projects*
Actually, may as well try it because Crimson skies.
*Astral projects*
>>49354
Oh, I see. It's like Plane Shift, only tougher to fortify against.
You basically manifest a second body on another plane, and fight there like in a video game, am I right?
Oh, I see. It's like Plane Shift, only tougher to fortify against.
You basically manifest a second body on another plane, and fight there like in a video game, am I right?
>>49355
One of its fun features is that it leaves the body vulnerable on the material plane
*pulls out marker*
\r
One of its fun features is that it leaves the body vulnerable on the material plane
*pulls out marker*
\r
>>49362
As far as I know, it projects a copy of you to any plane, including the prime material plane.
What is hyperborea?
As far as I know, it projects a copy of you to any plane, including the prime material plane.
What is hyperborea?
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>>49366
I'm feeling lazy tonight, so this is all you're getting for now.
I tried to recolor the dick, but it looked brown, and I didn't feel like saturating it.
A bull's dick looks different btw.
I'm feeling lazy tonight, so this is all you're getting for now.
I tried to recolor the dick, but it looked brown, and I didn't feel like saturating it.
A bull's dick looks different btw.
>>49370
Get a maid. The physical body is paralyzed while astral projecting. Also she doesn't have at will astral projection
Get a maid. The physical body is paralyzed while astral projecting. Also she doesn't have at will astral projection
>>49374
Yeah, but she could do it at least a couple times a day. She'd only need to hide in a hole for 15-20 minutes.
Yeah, but she could do it at least a couple times a day. She'd only need to hide in a hole for 15-20 minutes.
Oh, and Torcuil spontaneously has an aneurism and dies.
>inb4
Cuz I had "You are a pirate!" stuck in my head all goddamn day.
>inb4
Cuz I had "You are a pirate!" stuck in my head all goddamn day.
>>49387
Of course. I should clarify, the Crimson Skies is a meme from an old 1st person MMO. Whenever the programmers had to update or whenever they wanted chaos, they would engage Crimson Skies, where the sky would turn red, respawn was turned off, and it turns into a giant ffa. At the conclusion, everyone reverts to where they were when the sky turned red.
The crimson sky has nothing to do with the mage btw.
>>49389
One can move 5' and they can utilize any number of quick actions, but otherwise no
Of course. I should clarify, the Crimson Skies is a meme from an old 1st person MMO. Whenever the programmers had to update or whenever they wanted chaos, they would engage Crimson Skies, where the sky would turn red, respawn was turned off, and it turns into a giant ffa. At the conclusion, everyone reverts to where they were when the sky turned red.
The crimson sky has nothing to do with the mage btw.
>>49389
One can move 5' and they can utilize any number of quick actions, but otherwise no
>>49392
"Take it like a Mare! That's what Fort saves are for. You don't need no 200,000 GP ring you received for free. Now quit wasting time, and find this bastard. Giddy up!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ
"Take it like a Mare! That's what Fort saves are for. You don't need no 200,000 GP ring you received for free. Now quit wasting time, and find this bastard. Giddy up!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ
>>49393
Well, she's only running, so you could roll to control her during your turn while she activates it.
Well, she's only running, so you could roll to control her during your turn while she activates it.
>>49394
Actually, you shouldn't need to roll to control a mount that's already running in one direction.
Actually, you shouldn't need to roll to control a mount that's already running in one direction.
>>49399
No, I mean the ceilings in the hallways are not tall enough to allow Trump on a massive Cauchemar to run freely through the place
No, I mean the ceilings in the hallways are not tall enough to allow Trump on a massive Cauchemar to run freely through the place
*contemplates phasing through walls and making a bee-line towards the mage*
>>49403
If you roll a DC 15, you can drop down and hang from her flank, as you would when using her body for cover.
If you roll a DC 15, you can drop down and hang from her flank, as you would when using her body for cover.
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>>49415
That was just an excuse to post that pic..
It's from the 2016 World Nomad Games.
Good show, imo.
That was just an excuse to post that pic..
It's from the 2016 World Nomad Games.
Good show, imo.
>>49415
When you play the Civ 4 Realism Invictus mod on an Earth Map, often the Mongolians or the Bactrians (a Central Asian civilization) will happen upon a unit promotion that gives their fast horse archer units several extra first strikes. It's absolutely terrifying, they can kill your heavy infantry units without taking any damage at all, they'll conquer or burn pretty much everything and can send whole hordes into Europe
When you play the Civ 4 Realism Invictus mod on an Earth Map, often the Mongolians or the Bactrians (a Central Asian civilization) will happen upon a unit promotion that gives their fast horse archer units several extra first strikes. It's absolutely terrifying, they can kill your heavy infantry units without taking any damage at all, they'll conquer or burn pretty much everything and can send whole hordes into Europe
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>>49417
I'm not sure if you're referring to a videogame, but I distinctly recognize the battle strategy.
I'm not sure if you're referring to a videogame, but I distinctly recognize the battle strategy.
>>49429
Civ 4 probably is (I would be shocked if it isn't). The mod is available for free on download
Civ 4 probably is (I would be shocked if it isn't). The mod is available for free on download
>>>/test/
>GM still doesn't get all the links to certain areas which ought be kept hidden
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Praise Epona
>>49443
I just mean, every time there's a >/test/ link posted, I venture over to see if there's game-related material,... and am sad.
I just mean, every time there's a >/test/ link posted, I venture over to see if there's game-related material,... and am sad.
>>49447
No need to apologize. I'm just saying I struggle to determine the intention. Knee-jerk, I assume that there's topical/relevant info.
No need to apologize. I'm just saying I struggle to determine the intention. Knee-jerk, I assume that there's topical/relevant info.
I hope to fight something juicy next weekend. I'm hungry for XP.
Can someone tell me what kind of creatures the jibbernigger from in the forest are? I've been trying to figure it out for 6 months.
>>49466
Alright, well tomorrow will be the preliminary murder. I don't know how long it will take the party to engage and resolve the significant murder. I can say tho that it won't be immediate.
The temple is a bit of a beta-test desu, attempting to gauge "Yo, just how extensive of a dungeon is feasible/viable?"
Alright, well tomorrow will be the preliminary murder. I don't know how long it will take the party to engage and resolve the significant murder. I can say tho that it won't be immediate.
The temple is a bit of a beta-test desu, attempting to gauge "Yo, just how extensive of a dungeon is feasible/viable?"
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>>49478
>Cucked
Luna isn't my waifu, believe it or not.
I'm just really, really, really serious about the one-waifu rule.
>Cucked
Luna isn't my waifu, believe it or not.
I'm just really, really, really serious about the one-waifu rule.
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>>49482
It's a classic maneuver known as the waifu toss. It's difficult to say exactly how big she is, but more than 50 lbs and less than 100 lbs
It's a classic maneuver known as the waifu toss. It's difficult to say exactly how big she is, but more than 50 lbs and less than 100 lbs
>>49484
I'm still unsure about what I want to do with this character after he's reached level 20. Until then, I'll advance him in Paladin, but after that?
The Divine Emissary Epic Prestige Class looks just about ideal. The problem is, it has a prerequisite base attack bonus of 23, which is not available at level 21. The High Proselytizer class looks even more desirable, but it requires "the ability to cast 5th level divine spells" which is absolutely impossible for any class besides a level 9+ cleric, because the Paladin spell list ends at the 4th level. He's not even remotely eligible for any other SRD epic prestige class, or even any SRD prestige class.
Epic Paladin exists, but damn it's meh. It only gives half the base attack bonus of the heavy fighter class-type I want, and I won't even get the base attack of 23 until the 25th level. It also gives piss poor bonuses to saving throws. There's no extra smite until 6 levels are taken, and no new spells. It does have the benefits of having the normal class skills, a bonus epic feat after 3 levels (which I love) and the levels stack with the smite and lay of hands ability, so there's that.
So basically that leaves multiclassing. The shortest rout to base attack of 23 is through taking levels in Ranger or Fighter. Ranger has better reflex saving throws than Fighter, and if I'm going to invest three levels in fighter, I may as well give him 4 levels so he can be eligible for the sexy +2 damage bonus from the Weapon Specialization Feat (which is exclusive to Fighters). He could also gain the fighter bonus feast needed as a prerequisite to Legendary Dreadnaught. On the other hand, he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then). Neither ranger nor fighter have Diplomacy or sense motive as class skills, which is annoying. Another alternative is giving him 4 levels in Rogue, which would allow him to gain a gorrilion skill points, do 2d6 sneak attack damage (he's not stealthy, so maybe not that useful, but damn it would be fun to add to a Smite Evil strike), and also that uncanny dodge ability, which is nice. It's a tiny bit annoying that Rogue adds smaller hit die, but it's okay I guess
I'm still unsure about what I want to do with this character after he's reached level 20. Until then, I'll advance him in Paladin, but after that?
The Divine Emissary Epic Prestige Class looks just about ideal. The problem is, it has a prerequisite base attack bonus of 23, which is not available at level 21. The High Proselytizer class looks even more desirable, but it requires "the ability to cast 5th level divine spells" which is absolutely impossible for any class besides a level 9+ cleric, because the Paladin spell list ends at the 4th level. He's not even remotely eligible for any other SRD epic prestige class, or even any SRD prestige class.
Epic Paladin exists, but damn it's meh. It only gives half the base attack bonus of the heavy fighter class-type I want, and I won't even get the base attack of 23 until the 25th level. It also gives piss poor bonuses to saving throws. There's no extra smite until 6 levels are taken, and no new spells. It does have the benefits of having the normal class skills, a bonus epic feat after 3 levels (which I love) and the levels stack with the smite and lay of hands ability, so there's that.
So basically that leaves multiclassing. The shortest rout to base attack of 23 is through taking levels in Ranger or Fighter. Ranger has better reflex saving throws than Fighter, and if I'm going to invest three levels in fighter, I may as well give him 4 levels so he can be eligible for the sexy +2 damage bonus from the Weapon Specialization Feat (which is exclusive to Fighters). He could also gain the fighter bonus feast needed as a prerequisite to Legendary Dreadnaught. On the other hand, he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then). Neither ranger nor fighter have Diplomacy or sense motive as class skills, which is annoying. Another alternative is giving him 4 levels in Rogue, which would allow him to gain a gorrilion skill points, do 2d6 sneak attack damage (he's not stealthy, so maybe not that useful, but damn it would be fun to add to a Smite Evil strike), and also that uncanny dodge ability, which is nice. It's a tiny bit annoying that Rogue adds smaller hit die, but it's okay I guess
>>49485
Reflex saves don't increase via class after ebin level. It increases, but not by class.
>2d6 sneak attack damage
Come to the dark side and immediately get 7d6 Sneak Attack damage. Make mounted Sneak Attacks from Tracy's Smoke Concealment.
>he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then).
I can't imagine what kind of monster an ebin-level Druid Would have if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5, desu...
Reflex saves don't increase via class after ebin level. It increases, but not by class.
>2d6 sneak attack damage
Come to the dark side and immediately get 7d6 Sneak Attack damage. Make mounted Sneak Attacks from Tracy's Smoke Concealment.
>he could get a 4th level in Ranger, and be eligible for an animal companion. (I think GM may be tired of that by then).
I can't imagine what kind of monster an ebin-level Druid Would have if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5, desu...
>>49487
This.
Polygamy is for mudslimes.
A waifu is sacred beyond measure: one cannot divide his commitment.
This.
Polygamy is for mudslimes.
A waifu is sacred beyond measure: one cannot divide his commitment.
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>>49488
This isnt a personal attack on brad either, its the truth hitler would be disgusted that people have more than one waifu
This isnt a personal attack on brad either, its the truth hitler would be disgusted that people have more than one waifu
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>>49487
>if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5
We started the game at level 12
>Reflex saves don't increase
Well that doesn't make much sense. Even with Divine grace and a cloak of resistance, he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath, never mind a great wyern
>>49487
>>49488
Wrong
>>49489
He'd of changed his mind if they had ponies
>if a Paladin could have a Dragonne at lvl 5
We started the game at level 12
>Reflex saves don't increase
Well that doesn't make much sense. Even with Divine grace and a cloak of resistance, he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath, never mind a great wyern
>>49487
>>49488
Wrong
>>49489
He'd of changed his mind if they had ponies
>>49491
>he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath
That's because Ancient Red Dragons are insanely powerful, and their breath weapon is like a volcano erupting at you.
Saves do increase after lvl 20, but not the same way they do pre-ebin lvl:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Epic_Level_Basics
Ebin lvl changes the game pretty drastically: it's where the real legend begins.
>he'd need a perfect 20 to save on an Ancient Red Dragon's fire breath
That's because Ancient Red Dragons are insanely powerful, and their breath weapon is like a volcano erupting at you.
Saves do increase after lvl 20, but not the same way they do pre-ebin lvl:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Epic_Level_Basics
Ebin lvl changes the game pretty drastically: it's where the real legend begins.
>>49493
This.
Hitler would be able to tell which pony were the best for him, and would be committed to her.
This.
Hitler would be able to tell which pony were the best for him, and would be committed to her.
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>>49495
>complete commitment
>multiple ponies
Pick one.
To be completely committed is to put one pony above all others; to revere to a single pony a /bestpone/. By having two, even if equally committed, you deny them total commitment by being committed to another.
>complete commitment
>multiple ponies
Pick one.
To be completely committed is to put one pony above all others; to revere to a single pony a /bestpone/. By having two, even if equally committed, you deny them total commitment by being committed to another.
>>49503
In pony form, because that was never agreed to. In full form, because the 3.5 edition already gives Nightmares an unreasonably high natural armor bonus that is very nearly equal to Fae's buffed AC
In pony form, because that was never agreed to. In full form, because the 3.5 edition already gives Nightmares an unreasonably high natural armor bonus that is very nearly equal to Fae's buffed AC
>>49504
Fae already has twice the natural armor as a standard mount.
>that was never agreed to
Wasn't she supposed to get everything from the class but the Str increase and the hit dice?
Fae already has twice the natural armor as a standard mount.
>that was never agreed to
Wasn't she supposed to get everything from the class but the Str increase and the hit dice?
>>49505
We can discuss the privileges of Church Membership, but no, she doesn't get every benefit in Pony form, only Command and the Empathic Link (and probably Improved Evasion and shared saving throws, but I don't know).
The benefit in full form is that not only is she a Nightmare, she's a greater Nightmare. A beast that is larger and stronger than most dragons below the adult stage. In fact, I did some math. A Cauchemar deals 52 damage if all attacks hit in a round, whereas a Juvenile Silver Dragon only deals 42, and also has a lower AC. In fact, a Cauchemar Nightmare has a CR rating of 11, which makes it the same as a Young Adult Blue Dragon, a Juvenile Gold Dragon, and well, a lot of shit. And while we're on the subject, even though a dragon is 33% faster in a straight line, it's not even remotely close to being as maneuverable as a Cauchemar
We can discuss the privileges of Church Membership, but no, she doesn't get every benefit in Pony form, only Command and the Empathic Link (and probably Improved Evasion and shared saving throws, but I don't know).
The benefit in full form is that not only is she a Nightmare, she's a greater Nightmare. A beast that is larger and stronger than most dragons below the adult stage. In fact, I did some math. A Cauchemar deals 52 damage if all attacks hit in a round, whereas a Juvenile Silver Dragon only deals 42, and also has a lower AC. In fact, a Cauchemar Nightmare has a CR rating of 11, which makes it the same as a Young Adult Blue Dragon, a Juvenile Gold Dragon, and well, a lot of shit. And while we're on the subject, even though a dragon is 33% faster in a straight line, it's not even remotely close to being as maneuverable as a Cauchemar
>>49511
>There's nothing about her in her pony form that makes her less eligible for it than Fae
If you were a god, would you just give free super powers to a rogue of opposite alignment who will just use it to do things contrary to your mission, or is even willing to go find other gods to serve - gods with opposing values and goals?
>There's nothing about her in her pony form that makes her less eligible for it than Fae
If you were a god, would you just give free super powers to a rogue of opposite alignment who will just use it to do things contrary to your mission, or is even willing to go find other gods to serve - gods with opposing values and goals?
>>49507
>Comparing Nightmares to teenage dragons
Nightmares are the superior species.
Equine master race.
>Comparing Nightmares to teenage dragons
Nightmares are the superior species.
Equine master race.
>>49513
Well, yes, but my point is that the arrangement as it is is already a pretty sweet deal for both parties, and you should be satisfied
Well, yes, but my point is that the arrangement as it is is already a pretty sweet deal for both parties, and you should be satisfied
>>49512
It doesn't work that way: a paladin's mount advances by the paladin's powers, not necessarily by any deity. You're confusing paladins with clerics again.
>free super powers
If he's fine giving her the extra juice to maximize the fiendish-transformation ability that she augmented her body with using the essence stole from a demon, I doubt standard features of the underling class are off of the table.
It doesn't work that way: a paladin's mount advances by the paladin's powers, not necessarily by any deity. You're confusing paladins with clerics again.
>free super powers
If he's fine giving her the extra juice to maximize the fiendish-transformation ability that she augmented her body with using the essence stole from a demon, I doubt standard features of the underling class are off of the table.
>>49517
Okay, well while she's not mounted she's not a mount
>I doubt standard features of the underling class are off the table
For a loyal church member, of course they are not off the table. Mounted form makes a difference because then she's at least being observed by someone who is trusted
Okay, well while she's not mounted she's not a mount
>I doubt standard features of the underling class are off the table
For a loyal church member, of course they are not off the table. Mounted form makes a difference because then she's at least being observed by someone who is trusted
>>49522
Not if she's going to immediately leave the church and join God knows what other different religion
Not if she's going to immediately leave the church and join God knows what other different religion
>>49522
Because anon, you get some haxx, but you don't get infinite haxx. You don't get every single cheat you want.
Yes, empathic link operates continuously. I just said that a few posts ago in >>49507
As for nerfs and benefits, I don't know. I'm not GM, and I never would have approved the 6 or so Supernatural abilities you cheated your way into a couple months ago.
I would say that it opens the door to benefits though, but these benefits have very basic requirements to them like not immediately joining a different church
Because anon, you get some haxx, but you don't get infinite haxx. You don't get every single cheat you want.
Yes, empathic link operates continuously. I just said that a few posts ago in >>49507
As for nerfs and benefits, I don't know. I'm not GM, and I never would have approved the 6 or so Supernatural abilities you cheated your way into a couple months ago.
I would say that it opens the door to benefits though, but these benefits have very basic requirements to them like not immediately joining a different church
>>49525
>emphatic link operates continuously
So does spell resistance.
>church
Mounts are not normally church members: that's not a regular requirement.
>emphatic link operates continuously
So does spell resistance.
>church
Mounts are not normally church members: that's not a regular requirement.
>>49526
She's not using +10 Natural Armor so she can go serve Azathoth or Rockwell or whatever other god you want her to follow, let me put it that way. +6 Natural armor to serve Elway or at least, to be neutral, then sure
She's not using +10 Natural Armor so she can go serve Azathoth or Rockwell or whatever other god you want her to follow, let me put it that way. +6 Natural armor to serve Elway or at least, to be neutral, then sure
>>49527
I only wanted to find another divine source to replace the powers that got nerfed that day: as far as she's concerned, getting gatorade-poisoning has only been a detriment on her abilities so far.
I only wanted to find another divine source to replace the powers that got nerfed that day: as far as she's concerned, getting gatorade-poisoning has only been a detriment on her abilities so far.
>>49526
>Mounts are not normally church members
Mounts don't go joining and serving opposing religions either
If the Knights Templar found that their horses had somehow converted to Islam and also would slip away to serve Jihad or what have you, the Knights Templar wouldn't have said "here's some nice armor for you while you go"
>>49528
You just want more. You'd do it even if it gave more superpowers. That was a story-line excuse for a nerf that should have happened regardless
>Mounts are not normally church members
Mounts don't go joining and serving opposing religions either
If the Knights Templar found that their horses had somehow converted to Islam and also would slip away to serve Jihad or what have you, the Knights Templar wouldn't have said "here's some nice armor for you while you go"
>>49528
You just want more. You'd do it even if it gave more superpowers. That was a story-line excuse for a nerf that should have happened regardless
>>49530
First off, that shouldn't be the sufficient condition to downgrade, the "upgrade" should never have existed in the first place, or at least, should have "worn off over the passage of time." Second, it really should be a precondition to marriage. Finally, who said there are only downsides?
First off, that shouldn't be the sufficient condition to downgrade, the "upgrade" should never have existed in the first place, or at least, should have "worn off over the passage of time." Second, it really should be a precondition to marriage. Finally, who said there are only downsides?
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>>49536
>It was bullshit to begin with
So is you getting a Dragonne instead of a horse, and being able to say football at will.
>It was bullshit to begin with
So is you getting a Dragonne instead of a horse, and being able to say football at will.
>>49537
I did not ask for either of those, Football is once per day not at will, and both you and GM were making fun of Fae for being weak before I figured out how to use the existing set of rules to get more power out of her
I did not ask for either of those, Football is once per day not at will, and both you and GM were making fun of Fae for being weak before I figured out how to use the existing set of rules to get more power out of her
>Torc softly hums shadilay while using Snek like a beanbag chair.
>>49538
They're still out-of-class special abilities though.
How is Tracy's transformation any different?
They're still out-of-class special abilities though.
How is Tracy's transformation any different?
>>49540
Because of the degree. You want Etherealness at will, A supernatural smoke breath weapon that operates as a free action, a perfect smoke screen that gives concealment and you can see through, and you want to stack this with rogue special abilities. And you want to set the scenery on fire at will. And you want the ability to fly very fast and good maneuverability.
And you want the much, much high strength these forms give, and to use a magical weapon while doing this.
Because of the degree. You want Etherealness at will, A supernatural smoke breath weapon that operates as a free action, a perfect smoke screen that gives concealment and you can see through, and you want to stack this with rogue special abilities. And you want to set the scenery on fire at will. And you want the ability to fly very fast and good maneuverability.
And you want the much, much high strength these forms give, and to use a magical weapon while doing this.
>>49541
Her ability is basically just limited Shapechange.
You do plenty of things that bend standard rules too, like wearing two suits of armor, and then stacking that AC with the deflection bonus from your bracers.
Her ability is basically just limited Shapechange.
You do plenty of things that bend standard rules too, like wearing two suits of armor, and then stacking that AC with the deflection bonus from your bracers.
>>49544
First off, a shape change doesn't do that. It doesn't give you the supernatural abilities, only the other abilities. And I never asked for the stacked armor bonus, it was just given. You, by contrast, keep pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing. I counted four different had requests in a single Wednesday earlier this month. It's like "if you give a mouse a cookie" with you
First off, a shape change doesn't do that. It doesn't give you the supernatural abilities, only the other abilities. And I never asked for the stacked armor bonus, it was just given. You, by contrast, keep pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing. I counted four different had requests in a single Wednesday earlier this month. It's like "if you give a mouse a cookie" with you
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>>49545
Why dont you appreciate all you have instead of trying to get tracys thing taken away? Its almost like you are a communist.
Why dont you appreciate all you have instead of trying to get tracys thing taken away? Its almost like you are a communist.
>>49555
>Because you're intent on playing in a way adverse to my goals. So I have to be weary of an enemy
Same with you.
>Because you're intent on playing in a way adverse to my goals. So I have to be weary of an enemy
Same with you.
>>49555
>playing in a way adverse to my goals
What are your goals? How have I got in the way of any of them?
Contrary to you, I've actually made very little progress in the role that I wanted to play: a soccer-playing serial killer. It's not that I could't do those at any time, but that I never wanted to cause party drama.
>>49555
>demand
I demand nothing. I take what I can get.
tbh, I'm entirely fine with hearing that Tracy doesn't actually get the underling class features, or that her powers have been nerfed for whatever reason; but you are not the Anon I want to hear that from.
Stop acting like it's your job to levy the rules.
>playing in a way adverse to my goals
What are your goals? How have I got in the way of any of them?
Contrary to you, I've actually made very little progress in the role that I wanted to play: a soccer-playing serial killer. It's not that I could't do those at any time, but that I never wanted to cause party drama.
>>49555
>demand
I demand nothing. I take what I can get.
tbh, I'm entirely fine with hearing that Tracy doesn't actually get the underling class features, or that her powers have been nerfed for whatever reason; but you are not the Anon I want to hear that from.
Stop acting like it's your job to levy the rules.
>>49557
>goal
Precisely. It would've stupid not to think of her as the villain
>I take what I can get
Look, if your begging for cheats, demanding cheats, or just cheating when you can cheat, it's all the same. It goes very far beyond just a few things to make the game more fun. It makes the game much less fun when I have to compete with that - and am entirely unable to - when you want to take a unicorn and hide her or when you're trying to steal the entire set of loot
>goal
Precisely. It would've stupid not to think of her as the villain
>I take what I can get
Look, if your begging for cheats, demanding cheats, or just cheating when you can cheat, it's all the same. It goes very far beyond just a few things to make the game more fun. It makes the game much less fun when I have to compete with that - and am entirely unable to - when you want to take a unicorn and hide her or when you're trying to steal the entire set of loot
>>49561
Trumpaladin is a conservative, Infernuis is a nationalist socialists. The ideology dont really get along.
Trumpaladin is a conservative, Infernuis is a nationalist socialists. The ideology dont really get along.
>>49563
My personal ideology, in terms relationships to different value systems, is "don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or yours." Trumpaladin, shrewd pragmatist, wants only peace. No need for fear or violence
My personal ideology, in terms relationships to different value systems, is "don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or yours." Trumpaladin, shrewd pragmatist, wants only peace. No need for fear or violence
>>49562
The one he got before the party went after Infernius.
He only ever used it while he was absent and Infernius rolled a 20 for Torc to use it on him.
The one he got before the party went after Infernius.
He only ever used it while he was absent and Infernius rolled a 20 for Torc to use it on him.
>>49566
>deleting comments you disagree with
>deleting comments you disagree with
>>49564
>don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or your
I never even once complained about your stuff, so stop ranting on about mine.
>don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or your
I never even once complained about your stuff, so stop ranting on about mine.
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>mfw think for a moment and can't even remember the last time I made a successful Sneak Attack
Well shit...
Well shit...
For reference
>Torc sits up and guides snek towards Thez
>>49597
Then cut through the room in front diagonally, that's my best bet of where he went (to the right on the hall)
Don't be surprised in the absolute least if there is an entire horde of Devourers. It's much safer to go down the hallway. Also, when did she learn the dimension door was ended?
>>49597
I don't think that's true, but eh
Then cut through the room in front diagonally, that's my best bet of where he went (to the right on the hall)
Don't be surprised in the absolute least if there is an entire horde of Devourers. It's much safer to go down the hallway. Also, when did she learn the dimension door was ended?
>>49597
I don't think that's true, but eh
>>49598
>there is an entire horde of Devourers
Then they'll have to catch her first.
They would've already attacked us anyway.
>there is an entire horde of Devourers
Then they'll have to catch her first.
They would've already attacked us anyway.
>>49599
No no, here's the thing. Running is a full round action that would allow a speed of ~450-500. But it could only be done in a straight line, which we do not have. However, if she moves at 100 ft in a move action, it stands to reason that she could move 200 ft in a full round action while not running. That is, she could turn corners. That's what we need. Ethereal plane slows movement by half. Yes GM said otherwise in the past, but in this thread he said he was thinking of the Astral Plane when he said that.
No no, here's the thing. Running is a full round action that would allow a speed of ~450-500. But it could only be done in a straight line, which we do not have. However, if she moves at 100 ft in a move action, it stands to reason that she could move 200 ft in a full round action while not running. That is, she could turn corners. That's what we need. Ethereal plane slows movement by half. Yes GM said otherwise in the past, but in this thread he said he was thinking of the Astral Plane when he said that.
>>49600
If she just runs past them that provokes an attack of opportunity. Thez warned the plane is dangerous, that means it's dangerous
If she just runs past them that provokes an attack of opportunity. Thez warned the plane is dangerous, that means it's dangerous
>>49597
I'm betting you he already got away. This is just a possible way of finding him if he hasn't already
I'm betting you he already got away. This is just a possible way of finding him if he hasn't already
>>49601
>Running is a full round action
She already walks at 100 ft, and the hallway isn't even 40 ft long.
>Ethereal plane slows movement by half
She's just going to juant through them momentarily so she doesn't have to Trample them.
>>49602
>attack of opportunity
Trample while blowing smoke. I'll take the risk.
>Running is a full round action
She already walks at 100 ft, and the hallway isn't even 40 ft long.
>Ethereal plane slows movement by half
She's just going to juant through them momentarily so she doesn't have to Trample them.
>>49602
>attack of opportunity
Trample while blowing smoke. I'll take the risk.
>>49604
Yes. She needs to walk fast down several hallways
>I'll take the risk
Why? She can't find the mage if her soul is sucked
>momentarily
It will last a full round
I want to emphasize that
1. We do not know where he went
2. We cannot track him
3. He's had a three round head start, and
4. A human can go over a hundred feat down several corridors and through doors in three rounds
Yes. She needs to walk fast down several hallways
>I'll take the risk
Why? She can't find the mage if her soul is sucked
>momentarily
It will last a full round
I want to emphasize that
1. We do not know where he went
2. We cannot track him
3. He's had a three round head start, and
4. A human can go over a hundred feat down several corridors and through doors in three rounds
>>49605
>It will last a full round
It doesn't take a full round to blink through two creatures when the ability is a free action.
>when did she learn the dimension door was ended?
When she saw Thez <WOOF> earlier.
>It will last a full round
It doesn't take a full round to blink through two creatures when the ability is a free action.
>when did she learn the dimension door was ended?
When she saw Thez <WOOF> earlier.
>>49609
I don't think you can use this alleged feat to Blink. And I don't think that's what Thez doing whatever she does means
I don't think you can use this alleged feat to Blink. And I don't think that's what Thez doing whatever she does means
>>49610
>blink
I mean phase quickly. It's a free action for her to jaunt.
The alternative is trampling.
>blink
I mean phase quickly. It's a free action for her to jaunt.
The alternative is trampling.
>>49609
Anyways, here are the possible locations the Mage went:
1. What we heard was Ghost Sound, and he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
2. He did go down that halway and went into the door on that room right next to it
3. He went down the hallway and turned left and
a. went into that room
b. went up the stairs
c. went down the hallway to where we were
earlier, perhaps to circle around and
flank
4. He turned right, and down the hallway
a. And turned right at the end of it
b. And went into a door
c. And turned left
We only have one chance to catch him, so we have to pick an option. I think 4 c is most likely, because it puts the most distance between the mage and the Party. So I say we go 4c
\r
Anyways, here are the possible locations the Mage went:
1. What we heard was Ghost Sound, and he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
2. He did go down that halway and went into the door on that room right next to it
3. He went down the hallway and turned left and
a. went into that room
b. went up the stairs
c. went down the hallway to where we were
earlier, perhaps to circle around and
flank
4. He turned right, and down the hallway
a. And turned right at the end of it
b. And went into a door
c. And turned left
We only have one chance to catch him, so we have to pick an option. I think 4 c is most likely, because it puts the most distance between the mage and the Party. So I say we go 4c
\r
>>49614
>he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
The party is split. If we don't catch him at the end of the hall, we'll phase and make a bee-line towards the stairs.
>he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
The party is split. If we don't catch him at the end of the hall, we'll phase and make a bee-line towards the stairs.
>>49615
Again, waiting hordes of undead. Don't use it casually just because you don't want to use a door
Again, waiting hordes of undead. Don't use it casually just because you don't want to use a door
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>>49619
Anyways, I think the trajectory in Pic related is the single most likely path of the mage. Actually, I think it's more likely he went downstairs, but close enough
Anyways, I think the trajectory in Pic related is the single most likely path of the mage. Actually, I think it's more likely he went downstairs, but close enough
>>49622
>I think it's more likely he went downstairs
I do too, but I wanna meet whatever's at the end of this hallway.
Torc is going with Thez.
>I think it's more likely he went downstairs
I do too, but I wanna meet whatever's at the end of this hallway.
Torc is going with Thez.
>>49625
That's not how it works. The spell duration is per caster level, which as a spell-like ability would mean overall character hit dice, which means 17, which means 17 rounds.
That's not how it works. The spell duration is per caster level, which as a spell-like ability would mean overall character hit dice, which means 17, which means 17 rounds.
>>49627
>as a spell-like ability would mean overall character hit dice
The creature description says it's 20th caster lvl.
So, she can't end the jaunt early?
>as a spell-like ability would mean overall character hit dice
The creature description says it's 20th caster lvl.
So, she can't end the jaunt early?
>>49634
If the quickened ability were a free action, could she use it again as a standard action in the same round?
If the quickened ability were a free action, could she use it again as a standard action in the same round?
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Lazy recoloration of Infernius in his armor.
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>>49643
So seriously though. Trump seems to want to have "cover-ridden" Tracy, down the hall to the right, right? He already barely made his ride check, I'm just confirming direction.
So seriously though. Trump seems to want to have "cover-ridden" Tracy, down the hall to the right, right? He already barely made his ride check, I'm just confirming direction.
>>49649
Yes. Right from their perspective, left from our perspective. I think crouching or lying down on horse (rather than sitting up) is the most graceful way of accomplishing this
Yes. Right from their perspective, left from our perspective. I think crouching or lying down on horse (rather than sitting up) is the most graceful way of accomplishing this
>>49656
"Now why would they make these rooms so strong and with Dimetrium? I think it must be a prison of sorts"
"Now why would they make these rooms so strong and with Dimetrium? I think it must be a prison of sorts"
>>49658
"This stuff is more valuable than platinum. I'm taking these doors home when we get the chance."
"This stuff is more valuable than platinum. I'm taking these doors home when we get the chance."
>>49657
Tracy gets a slight sense that something might be amiss, as the doorway behind her is barred with a gate of similar dimeterium. As the gate falls, it completes a complex sequence of runes and inscriptions that have been meticulously carved in and around the area. The whole area begins to glow softly from the luminescent writing.
Tracy gets a slight sense that something might be amiss, as the doorway behind her is barred with a gate of similar dimeterium. As the gate falls, it completes a complex sequence of runes and inscriptions that have been meticulously carved in and around the area. The whole area begins to glow softly from the luminescent writing.
Meanwhile, a series of other crashes and booms and omenous sounds are heard by the remainder of the party in their various positions.
>>49663
Summon Fae to the Door, and ask her to cast "Comprehend Languages" (first level cleric spell) and read this shit
Summon Fae to the Door, and ask her to cast "Comprehend Languages" (first level cleric spell) and read this shit
>>49666
Also, remind me to astral project into Hades if I ever have a question about magick: NPC nightmares have 21 ranks in it, for some reason.
Also, remind me to astral project into Hades if I ever have a question about magick: NPC nightmares have 21 ranks in it, for some reason.
>>49663
>"Fae, if you're not still frightened by the Gingers, could you be a dear and come over here and read these inscriptions with your new cleric powers?"
>"Fae, if you're not still frightened by the Gingers, could you be a dear and come over here and read these inscriptions with your new cleric powers?"
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>>49688
She can transform, but she doesn't get a gorrilion free supernatural abilities just cause you want everything
That makes no sense from a story perspective. The transformation is something along the lines of a rage, but astral projection is definitely something more like a meditative state. An opposite in terms of state of mind
She can transform, but she doesn't get a gorrilion free supernatural abilities just cause you want everything
That makes no sense from a story perspective. The transformation is something along the lines of a rage, but astral projection is definitely something more like a meditative state. An opposite in terms of state of mind
>>49689
>The transformation is something along the lines of a rage, but astral projection is definitely something more like a meditative state.
She get's so angry her spirit flies right out of her body.
>The transformation is something along the lines of a rage, but astral projection is definitely something more like a meditative state.
She get's so angry her spirit flies right out of her body.
>>49691
"Can't the guys here control those things though? By the looks of the material, it was made to keep things out."
"Can't the guys here control those things though? By the looks of the material, it was made to keep things out."
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>>49692
"I don't know, but I am betting this is a prison cell block of a sort. Now you can either bust down the door, we can try to lift the door, I can try to sunder it with a sword, we can wait for Infernius to bust it down, or we can wait for Fae to get over her kikkinocephalicphobia and come over here and read these walls"
"I don't know, but I am betting this is a prison cell block of a sort. Now you can either bust down the door, we can try to lift the door, I can try to sunder it with a sword, we can wait for Infernius to bust it down, or we can wait for Fae to get over her kikkinocephalicphobia and come over here and read these walls"
>>49696
The sword's magick won't work on dimerterium; you'd have to use brute force, which GM said was a no-go.
It's only forward from now on.
The sword's magick won't work on dimerterium; you'd have to use brute force, which GM said was a no-go.
It's only forward from now on.
>>49698
If brute force does not at first succeed, then you clearly aren't applying enough of it. If we can get Tracechemar and Infernius and Fae on it, then you've got a combined total of about 90 strength on that door
If brute force does not at first succeed, then you clearly aren't applying enough of it. If we can get Tracechemar and Infernius and Fae on it, then you've got a combined total of about 90 strength on that door
Hey, with a carefully-worded Wish and enough XP, could we, feasibly, just turn Tracy into a Nightmare permanently and do away with this dumb argument altogether?
>>49704
If it can't give you more than a +1 ability point increase with a single casting, then it doesn't have the power to end this argument
If it can't give you more than a +1 ability point increase with a single casting, then it doesn't have the power to end this argument
>>49705
It can end the argument about when her abilities apply.
According to what I've read, it can potentially be used to change a character's race, at a risk.
It can end the argument about when her abilities apply.
According to what I've read, it can potentially be used to change a character's race, at a risk.
>>49708
As she walks forward, Tracy notices initially of the first door and then increasingly of the doors further on. They all have small windows.
As she walks forward, Tracy notices initially of the first door and then increasingly of the doors further on. They all have small windows.
>>49707
All of the supernatural abilities and powers of a Nightmare give it a Level adjustment of +4. Those abilities are as valuable as four levels. So if you want to sacrifice 4 rouge or blackguard or assassin levels to convert to a nightmare, minus the hitdie, skills, saving throws, and feats, then you can do it. Or sacrifice 10 levels and get the hit die, skills, and feats.
All of the supernatural abilities and powers of a Nightmare give it a Level adjustment of +4. Those abilities are as valuable as four levels. So if you want to sacrifice 4 rouge or blackguard or assassin levels to convert to a nightmare, minus the hitdie, skills, saving throws, and feats, then you can do it. Or sacrifice 10 levels and get the hit die, skills, and feats.
>>49713
Make her pay for the hitdie too, unless it's just the Sus. You have to pay 4 hitdie plus the +2 level adjustment for a centaur
Make her pay for the hitdie too, unless it's just the Sus. You have to pay 4 hitdie plus the +2 level adjustment for a centaur
>>49717
Then she has quite a bit to sacrifice now doesn't she? If you play as a centuar or a (full srd) minotaur, you start off with 4 or six racial hitdie, in addition to the level ajustment cost. And the same in recruiting a cohort. So too it should be with a racial transformation
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Then she has quite a bit to sacrifice now doesn't she? If you play as a centuar or a (full srd) minotaur, you start off with 4 or six racial hitdie, in addition to the level ajustment cost. And the same in recruiting a cohort. So too it should be with a racial transformation
\r
>>49718
>So too it should be with a racial transformation
It doesn't say so in the spell description. The XP cost refers to how much it takes to cast the spell.
If you were to cast it as an ebin spell with the transform seed, it'd just take a few more days and maybe a spellcraft DC of 30-35 to develop.
What about creatures without lvl adjustment?
>So too it should be with a racial transformation
It doesn't say so in the spell description. The XP cost refers to how much it takes to cast the spell.
If you were to cast it as an ebin spell with the transform seed, it'd just take a few more days and maybe a spellcraft DC of 30-35 to develop.
What about creatures without lvl adjustment?
>>49719
Are you talking about that "Transform" post you made and deleted 14 minutes ago? If you're going by that, it would have a transform DC of at minimum 51 because there are a minimum of 3 Supernatural abilities on a nightmare. It also wouldn't necessarily transform her into a Nightmare with 17 levels in Rogue either. Possibly no levels in Rogue and Blackguard and whatever
>Creatures without level adjustment
You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf? Why would you want to do that?
Are you talking about that "Transform" post you made and deleted 14 minutes ago? If you're going by that, it would have a transform DC of at minimum 51 because there are a minimum of 3 Supernatural abilities on a nightmare. It also wouldn't necessarily transform her into a Nightmare with 17 levels in Rogue either. Possibly no levels in Rogue and Blackguard and whatever
>Creatures without level adjustment
You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf? Why would you want to do that?
>>49719
Spellcraft DCs can be reduced by turning the spell into a ritual with multiple casters as well.
Spellcraft DCs can be reduced by turning the spell into a ritual with multiple casters as well.
>>49720
>You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf?
I can think of creatures one would want to turn themselves into.
Question being, what goes for them?
>You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf?
I can think of creatures one would want to turn themselves into.
Question being, what goes for them?
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>>49737
"Hey Infernius! Infernius! Could you come up to this door at the end of the hallway and attempt to lift it with your insane strength? We're sort of trapped here"
"Hey Infernius! Infernius! Could you come up to this door at the end of the hallway and attempt to lift it with your insane strength? We're sort of trapped here"
What did Tracy see on her search check through the window-things?
So yes, I wasn't expecting a whole lot to happen tonight. There was chance of murder, but Trump went the wrong way unfortunately. He and Tracy are in a creepy hallway, waiting on Infernius to bust them out. In the meantime, Trump peeks into the window of one of the rooms and sees,... darkness.
[1d20+6 = 25]
>>49731
From his position under the Horse's ass, look at the symbols, and do a Knowledge check on nobility and royalty to see if any symbols are familiar
>>49731
From his position under the Horse's ass, look at the symbols, and do a Knowledge check on nobility and royalty to see if any symbols are familiar
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>>49753
So what do these runes look like? what is the symbolism?
>>49756
>"These walls may be hiding good and noble elf mages, whose only sin was to try to rid the world of evil, and who are await their blood and souls to be sucked out by the undead. But I doubt it. I think these walls hide a darker, deeper evil. Something Evil thinks is Evil. And that is probably best left alone"
So what do these runes look like? what is the symbolism?
>>49756
>"These walls may be hiding good and noble elf mages, whose only sin was to try to rid the world of evil, and who are await their blood and souls to be sucked out by the undead. But I doubt it. I think these walls hide a darker, deeper evil. Something Evil thinks is Evil. And that is probably best left alone"
[1d20+6 = 16]
>>49758
>making me ponder the difficult questions like "how many ranks does he have in concentration does he have?"
Um, rolling for concentration?
>>49761
>"Maybe the reason for the door is because whatever is locked inside is invisible, and they didn't want it running through and escaping"
>>49758
>making me ponder the difficult questions like "how many ranks does he have in concentration does he have?"
Um, rolling for concentration?
>>49761
>"Maybe the reason for the door is because whatever is locked inside is invisible, and they didn't want it running through and escaping"
>>49763
>"Isn't there some sort of spell that lets you see the outlines of invisible whatevers? Maybe that's what these runes are"
>"Isn't there some sort of spell that lets you see the outlines of invisible whatevers? Maybe that's what these runes are"
>>49766
I gotta stop staying up so late during the week. When 'friday' rolls around and I actually can stay up, I end up nodding off when I should have been going to sleep before.
I gotta stop staying up so late during the week. When 'friday' rolls around and I actually can stay up, I end up nodding off when I should have been going to sleep before.
>>49768
No problem, m8. It was a weekday anyway.
Just say the word whenever you wanna' cancel for the night.
Sleep is important.
No problem, m8. It was a weekday anyway.
Just say the word whenever you wanna' cancel for the night.
Sleep is important.
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How hard is dimirterium in this game? They alloy it with iron in the Witcher, so I suppose it'd at least be as hard as iron itself for conventional use. Idk about its raw form though.
Either way, goldmine (if we get out alive).
Either way, goldmine (if we get out alive).
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>>49775
>>49648
I have to say, I'm insistent on the prosthetic, brass horn. The image of a Minotaur taking off his horn and blowing into it before battle is just perfect.
Unrelated, I found this great pic of a Minotaur Cleric and a half-orc month that could be used for a shoop, but I need to figure out a way to replace the orc's nose before it's usable... Any suggestions on how to fix the face? I suck at editing faces.
>>49648
I have to say, I'm insistent on the prosthetic, brass horn. The image of a Minotaur taking off his horn and blowing into it before battle is just perfect.
Unrelated, I found this great pic of a Minotaur Cleric and a half-orc month that could be used for a shoop, but I need to figure out a way to replace the orc's nose before it's usable... Any suggestions on how to fix the face? I suck at editing faces.
>>49777
Definitely a half-orc nice trips btw. Here's a quick tweak. Its not finished, but its better desu. Otherwise a magnificent pic
Definitely a half-orc nice trips btw. Here's a quick tweak. Its not finished, but its better desu. Otherwise a magnificent pic
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>>49773
Just to be clear, Are Tracy and Trumpaladin trapped in a cell, or is there more room to explore ahead of them?
Just to be clear, Are Tracy and Trumpaladin trapped in a cell, or is there more room to explore ahead of them?
>>49789
Indeed, but not at all related to the game. In fact, it is only by very loose association that the idea came into being, but I just had an ebin 1488 idea. Extra-curricular schooling. Highly public, entirely transparent, extra-curricular classes - not unlike existing classes; dance, music, martial arts, etc. - that provide socially viable and economically sound (as a baseline promotional concept) trade-craft, vocational skill, etc. for free (or with resource-only compensation) emergent skills to applicants and participants.
Indeed, but not at all related to the game. In fact, it is only by very loose association that the idea came into being, but I just had an ebin 1488 idea. Extra-curricular schooling. Highly public, entirely transparent, extra-curricular classes - not unlike existing classes; dance, music, martial arts, etc. - that provide socially viable and economically sound (as a baseline promotional concept) trade-craft, vocational skill, etc. for free (or with resource-only compensation) emergent skills to applicants and participants.
>>49790
I have the map open in another tab to check it.
Are the dotted lines cell-doors?
I see 9 squares ahead of them.
I have the map open in another tab to check it.
Are the dotted lines cell-doors?
I see 9 squares ahead of them.
>>49785
Trumpaladin spoke now, and spoke as he often did: exuding confidence and certainty. Not the casual confidence of day to day interactions, but a deeper, almost philosophical confidence. For he was as sure of what he was about to say, as Aristotle was in proclaiming "A is A," or Descartes, in writing his "I think, therefore I am." Thus was the tone of Trumpaladin's speech to follow.
"The people who made this place, or at least who stocked it, were not the undead themselves. they were - are - necromancers. Living and once-living beings who seek to control the undead for their own ends. An important corollary is that these people do not feel conifent in their control of the undead. That is evident from the fact that the room containing the banshees was sound proofed. The room containing the mummies - vulnerable to fire - was completely covered in black powder gunpowder. And now this area looks like a prison. The people who operate this place want to control and contain its contents, and of the entities found rooming freely, the mage and the golems were not even undead.
That means that whatever is contained in these cells has powerful spell like abilities - or modes of transit - which Dimeterium neutralizes, that the operators are worried about them slipping past or overpowering a guard, so they thought the dimeterium door was necessary, and these runes have some value in controlling the contents. If you want to fight one, you can open the door. The set of of the cells and the hallway reduces its prisoners' powers"
Trumpaladin spoke now, and spoke as he often did: exuding confidence and certainty. Not the casual confidence of day to day interactions, but a deeper, almost philosophical confidence. For he was as sure of what he was about to say, as Aristotle was in proclaiming "A is A," or Descartes, in writing his "I think, therefore I am." Thus was the tone of Trumpaladin's speech to follow.
"The people who made this place, or at least who stocked it, were not the undead themselves. they were - are - necromancers. Living and once-living beings who seek to control the undead for their own ends. An important corollary is that these people do not feel conifent in their control of the undead. That is evident from the fact that the room containing the banshees was sound proofed. The room containing the mummies - vulnerable to fire - was completely covered in black powder gunpowder. And now this area looks like a prison. The people who operate this place want to control and contain its contents, and of the entities found rooming freely, the mage and the golems were not even undead.
That means that whatever is contained in these cells has powerful spell like abilities - or modes of transit - which Dimeterium neutralizes, that the operators are worried about them slipping past or overpowering a guard, so they thought the dimeterium door was necessary, and these runes have some value in controlling the contents. If you want to fight one, you can open the door. The set of of the cells and the hallway reduces its prisoners' powers"
*gets up off of Paladin's face*
"Looks like some kind of holding facility."
"Looks like some kind of holding facility."
>>49794
"That door we ran into wasn't a trap. It was an automatic defense mechanism in case someone came into this hall and let something loose"
"That door we ran into wasn't a trap. It was an automatic defense mechanism in case someone came into this hall and let something loose"
>>49792
They are thickly-barred heavy wooden doors, capable of defying no less than 4 fit adults in a coordinated effort.
7
>>49793
Correct assessment. This craft is not a ship operated by valuable and significant resources to someone, this was a throw-away disruption and destruction device that previously had never really had a hard time of it.
They are thickly-barred heavy wooden doors, capable of defying no less than 4 fit adults in a coordinated effort.
7
>>49793
Correct assessment. This craft is not a ship operated by valuable and significant resources to someone, this was a throw-away disruption and destruction device that previously had never really had a hard time of it.
>>49793
"This might just be where they kept the fodder for the zombie corpses.
Wouldn't they have something more than a door to contain something dangerous enough for them to be afraid of? We were able to walk right through it before it activated.
Whatever it is, be on guard. I wanna check-out this place."
>>49795
"Then we'd better investigate, before it bites us in the ass later."
"This might just be where they kept the fodder for the zombie corpses.
Wouldn't they have something more than a door to contain something dangerous enough for them to be afraid of? We were able to walk right through it before it activated.
Whatever it is, be on guard. I wanna check-out this place."
>>49795
"Then we'd better investigate, before it bites us in the ass later."
>>49797
"I don't feel like you're understanding me. What is held in place here has powerful magic that needs counteracting. Vampire fodder doesn't need Dimetrium doors.
The door we activated was intended to be automatically activated any time a guard or whathaveyou went in this hallway, as a safety net, in case they opened a cell door and let something loose.
Why would it bite us later? All we need to do is not open the doors and whatever is inside will remain inside"
"I don't feel like you're understanding me. What is held in place here has powerful magic that needs counteracting. Vampire fodder doesn't need Dimetrium doors.
The door we activated was intended to be automatically activated any time a guard or whathaveyou went in this hallway, as a safety net, in case they opened a cell door and let something loose.
Why would it bite us later? All we need to do is not open the doors and whatever is inside will remain inside"
[1d20+25 = 35]
>>49795
Use Detect Ebil
>>49796
Are there anymore windows too look through? Or devices that may operate the doors?
Tracy advances carefully, keeping a sharp lookout for anything of interest.
Rolling to Move Silently.
>>49798
"If whatever's here is as dangerous as you say, I'd rather know what it is now."
>>49795
Use Detect Ebil
>>49796
Are there anymore windows too look through? Or devices that may operate the doors?
Tracy advances carefully, keeping a sharp lookout for anything of interest.
Rolling to Move Silently.
>>49798
"If whatever's here is as dangerous as you say, I'd rather know what it is now."
>>49799
"Given the nature of the... Special Containment Procedures here, I sincerely doubt that whatever is contained in these cells is of the sort that lends itself to being seen"
"Given the nature of the... Special Containment Procedures here, I sincerely doubt that whatever is contained in these cells is of the sort that lends itself to being seen"
>>49799
>rolls to move silently
>speaks immediately afterward
>>49801
Nah
>>49800
Each cell contains an aura, with 4 being strong and 3 being overhwelming, the latter in the last three cells (as one progresses down the hall).
Please note that I'm not at all ready to begin, and I will be in and out periodically for a bit
>rolls to move silently
>speaks immediately afterward
>>49801
Nah
>>49800
Each cell contains an aura, with 4 being strong and 3 being overhwelming, the latter in the last three cells (as one progresses down the hall).
Please note that I'm not at all ready to begin, and I will be in and out periodically for a bit
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Yet another rare Infernius, just because I like making them.
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>>49810
No! Stop it Infernius! If you do this now it's going to burn away all the time you have left in Port Barry!
No! Stop it Infernius! If you do this now it's going to burn away all the time you have left in Port Barry!
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Alright, I'm back for the duration. Gimme a few to catch up n sheeeit
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This is what kind of hat snek needs
Where were the characters when we last saw them?
I think Torc was with Thez, and Infernius was walking towards Trumpaladin and Tracy, If I'm not mistaken.
I think Torc was with Thez, and Infernius was walking towards Trumpaladin and Tracy, If I'm not mistaken.
*draws tower shield*
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>>49844
Thez last <whoooof>ed to the door full of gingers, shutting it against the noise. Those haven't magically disappeared btw, spoiler alert. I will allow Tracy and Trump to have gone the wrong way though, and they're now in a pickle. Infernius and Fae were also in hot pursuit of 'the mage'. Torcuil and Snek were still at the top of the long staircase. Its a long staircase btw, its not just 1 level.
Thez last <whoooof>ed to the door full of gingers, shutting it against the noise. Those haven't magically disappeared btw, spoiler alert. I will allow Tracy and Trump to have gone the wrong way though, and they're now in a pickle. Infernius and Fae were also in hot pursuit of 'the mage'. Torcuil and Snek were still at the top of the long staircase. Its a long staircase btw, its not just 1 level.
>>49853
The "leeroy Jenkins" thing is funny when it happens the fist two times. But when every instance of strategic planning by other players is intentionally subverted just for the sake of intentional subversion, it's not cute, it's not funny, its just infuriating and makes me angry at the player
The "leeroy Jenkins" thing is funny when it happens the fist two times. But when every instance of strategic planning by other players is intentionally subverted just for the sake of intentional subversion, it's not cute, it's not funny, its just infuriating and makes me angry at the player
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>>49860
"Well, I've never actually done it before, but sure, I could try..
.. Where's the lock/switch/whatever..?"
"Well, I've never actually done it before, but sure, I could try..
.. Where's the lock/switch/whatever..?"
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>>49871
They are extremely independent, don't have much love for you, will go out and murder things for literally no other reason than murder, and their dander is toxic
They are extremely independent, don't have much love for you, will go out and murder things for literally no other reason than murder, and their dander is toxic
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>>49863
Idk what to do.
Do the doors even have locks?
I feel like they're all going to open at once, at the worst possible time..
Idk what to do.
Do the doors even have locks?
I feel like they're all going to open at once, at the worst possible time..
>>49881
No no no, I didn't overfeed him.
I moved to a neighborhood and since the fucker likes to roam he went to the neighbors houses and they started feeding the fat fuck, and now he won't lose weight even with the diet food. And he's not "I can't fucking move" fat, he's "shit I've got a big ass beer belly" fat. Plus he just prefers to wander the yard and fuck with my other cat than hunt.
Torc looks around noticing everyone is gone.
"Where are you guys?"
No no no, I didn't overfeed him.
I moved to a neighborhood and since the fucker likes to roam he went to the neighbors houses and they started feeding the fat fuck, and now he won't lose weight even with the diet food. And he's not "I can't fucking move" fat, he's "shit I've got a big ass beer belly" fat. Plus he just prefers to wander the yard and fuck with my other cat than hunt.
Torc looks around noticing everyone is gone.
"Where are you guys?"
>>49883
If you're really worried about her taking hits, just have her stand a couple squares behind Trumpaladin and use the chain or javelins or Kunai or whatever and make Trump take all of the hits. He's built pretty much specifically for AC and Fort saves
If you're really worried about her taking hits, just have her stand a couple squares behind Trumpaladin and use the chain or javelins or Kunai or whatever and make Trump take all of the hits. He's built pretty much specifically for AC and Fort saves
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>Infernius as a calf
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>>49925
You didn't think it was just going to be a one-night stand, did you?
She's got you for all eternity.
>Torc wakes up in the Entertron covered in lipstick every time he dies
You didn't think it was just going to be a one-night stand, did you?
She's got you for all eternity.
>Torc wakes up in the Entertron covered in lipstick every time he dies
>>49925
What, you thought that was a one time thing? Oh no. Think about it from she-Death's perspective. How many dudes who, having encountered cards of the deck, have disarmed, not killed/attacked, and then wanted to (and did) sex death? It doesn't happen. Its a statistical anomaly, and death shall smile on Torcuil.
What, you thought that was a one time thing? Oh no. Think about it from she-Death's perspective. How many dudes who, having encountered cards of the deck, have disarmed, not killed/attacked, and then wanted to (and did) sex death? It doesn't happen. Its a statistical anomaly, and death shall smile on Torcuil.
>>49928
*Spooky
*Spooky
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*quickly removes marker*
*starts writing "property of" on pony*
*starts writing "property of" on pony*
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>>49942
Yes. Of course, they're adorable if you know how to interpret them and especially if one is an otherwise friendless incarnation of death.
Yes. Of course, they're adorable if you know how to interpret them and especially if one is an otherwise friendless incarnation of death.
>>49947
Okay, I found a species of hog-nosed snake with a mild venom that gets about 6 feet long. Bonus? It can flatten its head to look like a cobra.
Can I turn this into a homebrew creature with a more toxic venom, then give it a "Hog-nosed Rod" item?
Okay, I found a species of hog-nosed snake with a mild venom that gets about 6 feet long. Bonus? It can flatten its head to look like a cobra.
Can I turn this into a homebrew creature with a more toxic venom, then give it a "Hog-nosed Rod" item?
I have a question for players.
How >lewd is too no?
I have an idea. Maybe
How >lewd is too no?
I have an idea. Maybe
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>>49950
Because lewd has consequences, it should always be explicit and never merely implied, so there is no ambiguity or uncertainty
\r
Because lewd has consequences, it should always be explicit and never merely implied, so there is no ambiguity or uncertainty
\r
>>49948
There's a poisonous version of the python rod: the iper rod. You have to be ebil to make it though.
There's a poisonous version of the python rod: the iper rod. You have to be ebil to make it though.
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>>49959
I was going to have Tracy make one as the handle for her ebin murder mace after she leveled up and got the Poison spell.
I was going to have Tracy make one as the handle for her ebin murder mace after she leveled up and got the Poison spell.
>>49960
No need to apologize, I was getting quite shmammered last night and was of little effective use
No need to apologize, I was getting quite shmammered last night and was of little effective use
>>49965
The monster-stats of creatures are just a guide to physiology, especially for animals: they can describe any creature that generally fits their physical description.
For example, "riding dogs" can be Saint Bernards, collies, huskies, wolf-hounds.. etc.
What kind of creature were you looking for, stat-wise?
The monster-stats of creatures are just a guide to physiology, especially for animals: they can describe any creature that generally fits their physical description.
For example, "riding dogs" can be Saint Bernards, collies, huskies, wolf-hounds.. etc.
What kind of creature were you looking for, stat-wise?
>>49970
Tiny viper is the standard snek familiar for a sorcerer/wizard, though I assume you want a lager one.
I like how familiars are able to use their master's skill ranks.
Tiny viper is the standard snek familiar for a sorcerer/wizard, though I assume you want a lager one.
I like how familiars are able to use their master's skill ranks.
>>49974
Wouldn't come easy, but don't stop trying.
Too bad ebin feats are so costly, I'd love to have Blinding Speed.
Wouldn't come easy, but don't stop trying.
Too bad ebin feats are so costly, I'd love to have Blinding Speed.
>>49975
That is a very nice feat. It's too bad so many of these require 25 ability points. The Divine Emissary class requires the Great Smite Feat, which also requires 25 Charisma
That is a very nice feat. It's too bad so many of these require 25 ability points. The Divine Emissary class requires the Great Smite Feat, which also requires 25 Charisma
Also, I'm an idiot for not using multiple weapons all this time when I spent the slots to give her improved multi-weapon fighting.
>>49978
Only at a -2 penalty if using light weapons on the off hands.
The extra two from the improved feat are at a -5 penalty, but I think it's worth it.
Only at a -2 penalty if using light weapons on the off hands.
The extra two from the improved feat are at a -5 penalty, but I think it's worth it.
>>49980
You can have pretty much anything as a cohort, although 1. it's effective character level must always be 2 levels below yours or more 2. you need the leadership points for it and 3. Level adjustment applies There's an expansion pack feat that lowers the level adjustment of dragons I hope GM will apply
For example, a Celestial Charger could be attracted as a cohort by a level 25 character, if they had the points for it. A Cauchemar Nightmare would be qualified for pretty much at level 21. The Epic Leadership list has an entire long list of creatures that super ebin level characters - like Thez was - having even wyern lesser dragons, or ancient and old greater dragons
You can have pretty much anything as a cohort, although 1. it's effective character level must always be 2 levels below yours or more 2. you need the leadership points for it and 3. Level adjustment applies There's an expansion pack feat that lowers the level adjustment of dragons I hope GM will apply
For example, a Celestial Charger could be attracted as a cohort by a level 25 character, if they had the points for it. A Cauchemar Nightmare would be qualified for pretty much at level 21. The Epic Leadership list has an entire long list of creatures that super ebin level characters - like Thez was - having even wyern lesser dragons, or ancient and old greater dragons
>>49984
Those creatures were presumably never intended to be attracted as cohorts, or possibly have a level adjustment of zero. I'd look at the level adjustment and effective character levels of similar creatures
Those creatures were presumably never intended to be attracted as cohorts, or possibly have a level adjustment of zero. I'd look at the level adjustment and effective character levels of similar creatures
>>49987
Definitely. I know I flaked in a number of ways yesterday, but it was a really good day for me on a business scale and its not going to be a common thing.
Definitely. I know I flaked in a number of ways yesterday, but it was a really good day for me on a business scale and its not going to be a common thing.
>>49990
You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment you gave her a few months ago, nor is she obligated to maintain that alignment. You've already changed it once. Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment you gave her a few months ago, nor is she obligated to maintain that alignment. You've already changed it once. Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
>>49992
>You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment
I'm not obligated to do anything: I want to do that.
Aside from having a semi-edgy demeanor, I haven't made very much progress in developing an ebil character. I figure a goal-oriented plan would be better for character development.
>Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
That was mostly a joke.
I do want to hunt some monsters though.
>You're not obligated to write your character around the alignment
I'm not obligated to do anything: I want to do that.
Aside from having a semi-edgy demeanor, I haven't made very much progress in developing an ebil character. I figure a goal-oriented plan would be better for character development.
>Whatever happened to "kill every celestial and magical beast"?
That was mostly a joke.
I do want to hunt some monsters though.
>>49993
I'm just going to repeat for Tracy something that she said to Kiynen - that was promptly redacted. "Just stay away from my husband's humans. He can get very angry when they are messed with"
I'm just going to repeat for Tracy something that she said to Kiynen - that was promptly redacted. "Just stay away from my husband's humans. He can get very angry when they are messed with"
How the fuck are moths a symbol of death?
GM, do you consider Crows or Owls to be more of a symbol of death?
GM, do you consider Crows or Owls to be more of a symbol of death?
>>50009
This
Scavenging birds are often symbols of death. In Norse mythology, Eagles fill that niche, because they were often seen feeding on corpses after battles. Same thing goes for vultures in Greek society.
This
Scavenging birds are often symbols of death. In Norse mythology, Eagles fill that niche, because they were often seen feeding on corpses after battles. Same thing goes for vultures in Greek society.
While we're here, were there any visible ways of opening the doors in the chamber Trumpaladin and Tracy are in?
>>50017
Wood is flammable. After it burns a bit, she could use the hammer to break through and see what's inside.
Wood is flammable. After it burns a bit, she could use the hammer to break through and see what's inside.
[1d20+5 = 20]
Fuck it
Strength check to bust down door of cell to right of entrance/on left of map
Fuck it
Strength check to bust down door of cell to right of entrance/on left of map
>>50028
>expensive fucking cell doors
No, just the door that trapped them in. The cell doors are wood.
>expensive fucking cell doors
No, just the door that trapped them in. The cell doors are wood.
>>50031
>Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits instead
Yeah, what else would you do with a weak-ass monster.
>Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits instead
Yeah, what else would you do with a weak-ass monster.
>>50029
The doors are thick, heavy wood reinforced with dimeterium. The windows are open-air bars about 10"x10".
The one that's moving expands in size and shape, becoming a very large swirl of destroyed cloth and mist that only vaguely resembles a cloaked humanoid, except of much larger size.
A long and low whispering moan issues forth, reverberating through the hall.
The doors are thick, heavy wood reinforced with dimeterium. The windows are open-air bars about 10"x10".
The one that's moving expands in size and shape, becoming a very large swirl of destroyed cloth and mist that only vaguely resembles a cloaked humanoid, except of much larger size.
A long and low whispering moan issues forth, reverberating through the hall.
[1d20+21 = 37]
>>50033
>reinforced with dimeterium
Fucking leftists, throwing taxpayer money away.
Listen check, to determine source of moaning, and determine how many creatures are moving.
>>50033
>reinforced with dimeterium
Fucking leftists, throwing taxpayer money away.
Listen check, to determine source of moaning, and determine how many creatures are moving.
>>50034
The creatures, other than the one who moaned, are utterly silent. Others have started to move, more a swirl of shuddering dust and decayed layers of filth, almost like ash in a way.
The one that moaned swirls up and into the air, then speeds toward - and then through- the cell window. The others issue a similar long and low moan as they coalesce into a comparable creepy humanoid figure. The first is the biggest.
The creatures, other than the one who moaned, are utterly silent. Others have started to move, more a swirl of shuddering dust and decayed layers of filth, almost like ash in a way.
The one that moaned swirls up and into the air, then speeds toward - and then through- the cell window. The others issue a similar long and low moan as they coalesce into a comparable creepy humanoid figure. The first is the biggest.
>>50040
Assume the big one is the evilest.
Don't wast three rounds.
Now would be a good time to cast a spell for the battle.
Assume the big one is the evilest.
Don't wast three rounds.
Now would be a good time to cast a spell for the battle.
So both are in ready move then? Doing nothing, but gaining instant initiative?
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>50049
I'm ready.
Tracy starts off by casting Summon Monster III, to summon 1d4+1 Fiendish Hawks towards the biggest monster, taking a step back behind Trumpaladin.
>>50049
I'm ready.
Tracy starts off by casting Summon Monster III, to summon 1d4+1 Fiendish Hawks towards the biggest monster, taking a step back behind Trumpaladin.
>>50049
Exchange ring of evasion for ring of protection with move action, and cast Prayer with standard action
Exchange ring of evasion for ring of protection with move action, and cast Prayer with standard action
>2 hawks
Eh, enough to start things off and see what we're up against..
Eh, enough to start things off and see what we're up against..
[2d20 = 4]
>>50058
I'm setting up for initiative rolls. I need Tracy and hawk-things, and Trump. Rolling for Giant-ass house on haunted hill motherfuckers.
>>50058
I'm setting up for initiative rolls. I need Tracy and hawk-things, and Trump. Rolling for Giant-ass house on haunted hill motherfuckers.
srsly
Tracy wins, followed by Trump, followed by dreadwraiths.
The hawks disintegrate into dust upon striking the thing.
The hawks disintegrate into dust upon striking the thing.
>>50064
That's... Good to know ahead of time..
"These guys are going to be a pain.."
*raises Tower shield*
That's... Good to know ahead of time..
"These guys are going to be a pain.."
*raises Tower shield*
>>50070
No, I think that the hawk summoning was before we rolled initiative, and at the same time I cast the spell
No, I think that the hawk summoning was before we rolled initiative, and at the same time I cast the spell
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>>50073
He lives! There's the movie in the usual place, otherwise Trump and Tracy are about to get >wraithed
Infernius is just behind the sudden door, leaving a blocked passage toward Trump/Tracy, and a hallway that leads back to where Thez/Infernius beat the piss outta somr wraiths
He lives! There's the movie in the usual place, otherwise Trump and Tracy are about to get >wraithed
Infernius is just behind the sudden door, leaving a blocked passage toward Trump/Tracy, and a hallway that leads back to where Thez/Infernius beat the piss outta somr wraiths
[3d20 = 38]
Wait is it still Tracy's turn?
Tracy attacks with her chain.
Wait is it still Tracy's turn?
Tracy attacks with her chain.
*targetting the big one
Torc declares "what the actual fuck is going on?"
Then heads towards wherever the fuck the others are cause even his faggot doesn't know
Then heads towards wherever the fuck the others are cause even his faggot doesn't know
>>50088
Tracy and Trumpaladin are trapped in a hallway with a bunch of dread wraiths.
Infernius and Fae are chasing the mage from earlier.
Torc is standing at the top of the stairs, with Thez.
Tracy and Trumpaladin are trapped in a hallway with a bunch of dread wraiths.
Infernius and Fae are chasing the mage from earlier.
Torc is standing at the top of the stairs, with Thez.
>>50088
Trumpaladin and Tracy went down a different hallway with a bunch of cells, and an anti-magic door closed behind them, which Infernius wants to break down appearently. Thez, Torcuil, and Snek are at the top of a stairway. Snek signaled that he heard something. GM says Torcuil hears something downstairs. Trumpaladin and Tracy, in their respective hallway, are about to be attacked by wraiths
Trumpaladin and Tracy went down a different hallway with a bunch of cells, and an anti-magic door closed behind them, which Infernius wants to break down appearently. Thez, Torcuil, and Snek are at the top of a stairway. Snek signaled that he heard something. GM says Torcuil hears something downstairs. Trumpaladin and Tracy, in their respective hallway, are about to be attacked by wraiths
>>50095
I had planned on doing this. I have all sorts of determined stats and attributes, but tonight I really just feel like looking cute ponerz. I hope there's no offense
I had planned on doing this. I have all sorts of determined stats and attributes, but tonight I really just feel like looking cute ponerz. I hope there's no offense
>>50100
WHY IS LEGENDARY COMMANDER AN EPIC FIGHTER BONUS FEAT IF DIPLOMACY IS NOT A FIGHTER CLASS SKILL
WHY IS LEGENDARY COMMANDER AN EPIC FIGHTER BONUS FEAT IF DIPLOMACY IS NOT A FIGHTER CLASS SKILL
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>>50104
Pic
>>50102
>>50104
Why is Fighter such a blatantly inferior class in 3.5? Like it wouldn't be so bad if half the Fighter Bonus Feat list didn't have obscenely high ability score prerequisites, or if it had a few more class skills, or if it gave ability score increases every however many levels like in the 5th edition
Pic
>>50102
>>50104
Why is Fighter such a blatantly inferior class in 3.5? Like it wouldn't be so bad if half the Fighter Bonus Feat list didn't have obscenely high ability score prerequisites, or if it had a few more class skills, or if it gave ability score increases every however many levels like in the 5th edition
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I want more levels soon..
Think I'll do two more in Blackguard, then go for Assassin or Rogue.
Think I'll do two more in Blackguard, then go for Assassin or Rogue.
>>50108
I just hope I can stab some squishy living targets with deep pockets soon. I can't remember the last time she actually made a Sneak Attack.
I just hope I can stab some squishy living targets with deep pockets soon. I can't remember the last time she actually made a Sneak Attack.
>>50109
It was Felicia. Not very long ago actually
>>50110
How so? Like distant shot for example, is a very nice looking Epic Feat on the Fighter Epic Bonus feat list. But it requires 20 ranks in Spot, which is not a Fighter Class skill (at least it's a Ranger class skill). And Epic Leadership is a Fighter Epic Bonus Feat, but it requires 25 Charisma, which a character is not going to have unless they are multiclassing in from Bard or Sorcerer or Paladin
It was Felicia. Not very long ago actually
>>50110
How so? Like distant shot for example, is a very nice looking Epic Feat on the Fighter Epic Bonus feat list. But it requires 20 ranks in Spot, which is not a Fighter Class skill (at least it's a Ranger class skill). And Epic Leadership is a Fighter Epic Bonus Feat, but it requires 25 Charisma, which a character is not going to have unless they are multiclassing in from Bard or Sorcerer or Paladin
>>50111
Nah, pretty sure she would've died after those first three slashes from Trumpaladin. I doubt she's that buff...
Nah, pretty sure she would've died after those first three slashes from Trumpaladin. I doubt she's that buff...
I'm glad Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage don't have bullshit prerequisites.
Does this dimerterium block dimensional travel? It doesn't in the Witcher, but idk how it works in this game.
I with Blackguards or Assassins could cast Blacklight..
>>50117
Well yeah, but there'd be many other consequences as well. You also better hope all that Dimetrium doesn't nuetralize the magic on the weapons. If it does, you better pray to whatever gods may be that Trumpaladin rolls high on his turn check, because otherwise both are fucked
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Well yeah, but there'd be many other consequences as well. You also better hope all that Dimetrium doesn't nuetralize the magic on the weapons. If it does, you better pray to whatever gods may be that Trumpaladin rolls high on his turn check, because otherwise both are fucked
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>>50119
Wraiths and other incorphoreal monsters are unaffected by dimerterium in The Wither (you need moondust to get them). Maybe the two could phase back through the door.
Wraiths and other incorphoreal monsters are unaffected by dimerterium in The Wither (you need moondust to get them). Maybe the two could phase back through the door.
If I doubt they'll die, but it'd suck if they got turn into wraiths..
Tracy was able to summon monsters earlier, so I guess the metal isn't nearly as radiant as it is in The Witcher.
>>50124
An Antimagic field would cause incorporeal undead to cease to appear on the material realm within the field. So whatever the metal does (my bet is it prevents phasing through) is not as extreme as an anti-magic field
An Antimagic field would cause incorporeal undead to cease to appear on the material realm within the field. So whatever the metal does (my bet is it prevents phasing through) is not as extreme as an anti-magic field
>>50126
Actually, you know what? If this is three Dread Wraiths and four Wraiths, and if the weapons aren't useless, this is doable. Trumpaladin has the Fortitude saves for it
Actually, you know what? If this is three Dread Wraiths and four Wraiths, and if the weapons aren't useless, this is doable. Trumpaladin has the Fortitude saves for it
All declared actions are valid. Consider this GM phoning in for the day
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>tfw waking up with every song from movie stuck in my head
>vaped an entire cartridge yesterday
>only went to sleep cuz computer locked up
>vaped an entire cartridge yesterday
>only went to sleep cuz computer locked up
>>50134
The wraiths are all silently floating out of their cells. Their unnatural aura makes the hair on the back of Tracy's neck involuntarily stand on end
The wraiths are all silently floating out of their cells. Their unnatural aura makes the hair on the back of Tracy's neck involuntarily stand on end
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.. It just had to be dread wraiths..
*readies weapons*
*readies weapons*
If Tracy and Trump are holding position and waiting to capitalize on attacks of opportunity, that's what's about to happen. Dread wraiths close first due to superior reach and speed.
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Tracy has Combat Reflexes. Can she make another AoO once the wraith invades her square?
Trump delivers a solid blow with Vandereim, while Tracy damn near cuts the wraiths's otherwise vaporous arm off
>>50162
Did you give her the weapons finesse feat? I recall you declined to say she had it when selecting her feats
Did you give her the weapons finesse feat? I recall you declined to say she had it when selecting her feats
>>50164
There hasn't been enough time to do all of this adventuring and rear animals and craft dozens of daggers and train for and complete an entire feat
There hasn't been enough time to do all of this adventuring and rear animals and craft dozens of daggers and train for and complete an entire feat
[3d20 = 25]
The first DW is not in the best of shape, another one is unharmed, and a third has taken a hit.
Their turn, 2 attacking Trump
The first DW is not in the best of shape, another one is unharmed, and a third has taken a hit.
Their turn, 2 attacking Trump
>>50168
Uh... if those are touch attack based, well, his AC should be 22 (ring +3, Bracers are force based +5, ring shield is force based +4), and they should have a -1 on attacks from the spell (prayer), so the first attack should not land
Uh... if those are touch attack based, well, his AC should be 22 (ring +3, Bracers are force based +5, ring shield is force based +4), and they should have a -1 on attacks from the spell (prayer), so the first attack should not land
Hmmmm. Tracy's constitution isn't so great now that I look at it.
Stupid question, isn't there soeetime of online dnd program? Maybe we could use it for maps and shit?
GM, what did Snek hear?
GM, what did Snek hear?
>>50178
*sigh*
He already made a map, and marked where the people are on it
>>50179
The "Charisma based" is from the perspective of the monster. you know, if you want to level it up, or make it a cohort, or a player character or whatever, the way to increase the DC for that attack is to increase the charisma of the monster
*sigh*
He already made a map, and marked where the people are on it
>>50179
The "Charisma based" is from the perspective of the monster. you know, if you want to level it up, or make it a cohort, or a player character or whatever, the way to increase the DC for that attack is to increase the charisma of the monster
>>50185
Dice roll of 19 plus paladin's base of 10 plus 1 constitution modifier +5 divine grace charisma bonus +4 cloak of resistance resistance bonus +1 stone of good luck. I forgot to add the +1 bonus from the Prayer.
Trumpaladin is not fast. He cannot deal Infernius levels of damage. He cannot sneak or hide. He cannot cast ebin spells. But he can do one thing very well, and that is, get hit by the enemy without taking damage.
>>50186
I offered repeatedly to give her a +4 resistance cloak, but it was impossible to convince you that 4 is a larger number than 2
Dice roll of 19 plus paladin's base of 10 plus 1 constitution modifier +5 divine grace charisma bonus +4 cloak of resistance resistance bonus +1 stone of good luck. I forgot to add the +1 bonus from the Prayer.
Trumpaladin is not fast. He cannot deal Infernius levels of damage. He cannot sneak or hide. He cannot cast ebin spells. But he can do one thing very well, and that is, get hit by the enemy without taking damage.
>>50186
I offered repeatedly to give her a +4 resistance cloak, but it was impossible to convince you that 4 is a larger number than 2
>>50190
If the only thing you care about is saving throws, a Cloak of resistance is twice as effective per unit of cost than a cloak of charisma
If the only thing you care about is saving throws, a Cloak of resistance is twice as effective per unit of cost than a cloak of charisma
>>50191
Yeah, but a lot of her skills that I put ranks into are Charisma-based checks, like Bluff, Use Magick Device, Diplomacy, Intimidate, Handle Animal, Disguise, ect. And I'd already made the cloak.
Yeah, but a lot of her skills that I put ranks into are Charisma-based checks, like Bluff, Use Magick Device, Diplomacy, Intimidate, Handle Animal, Disguise, ect. And I'd already made the cloak.
>>50194
Infernius attempts to kick the trap-door in, and learns that even a ridiculous strength bonus doesn't defeat 6" of reinforced metal (the trap door is metal)
Infernius attempts to kick the trap-door in, and learns that even a ridiculous strength bonus doesn't defeat 6" of reinforced metal (the trap door is metal)
>>50195
No, go down the stairs to see what it is first! We've got the wraiths covered
Yes, you add the constitution bonus. In Torcuil's case, that's +1
No, go down the stairs to see what it is first! We've got the wraiths covered
Yes, you add the constitution bonus. In Torcuil's case, that's +1
>>50197
Okay then, I go with my original stupid plan. Torc heads down the stairs dragging a wary Snek along.
Okay then, I go with my original stupid plan. Torc heads down the stairs dragging a wary Snek along.
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[5d20 = 48]
"I came here to Smite Evil and to steal waifus. And I can see you're all out of waifus."
Trumpaladin slashes at the wraiths with Featherfall and 3 smite evils. Please note that with the impressive charisma modifier on smite evil from eagles splendor, even the third smite attack gives a combined attack bonus of +26
Smite Smite Smite Slash Slash
"I came here to Smite Evil and to steal waifus. And I can see you're all out of waifus."
Trumpaladin slashes at the wraiths with Featherfall and 3 smite evils. Please note that with the impressive charisma modifier on smite evil from eagles splendor, even the third smite attack gives a combined attack bonus of +26
Smite Smite Smite Slash Slash
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>>50205
Vanderiem has a unique ability allowing him to make an additional attack in a round three times a day. It's like haste's additional attack, except that the additional attack is at the attack bonus of the last and weakest attack, and not the first and strongest
Vanderiem has a unique ability allowing him to make an additional attack in a round three times a day. It's like haste's additional attack, except that the additional attack is at the attack bonus of the last and weakest attack, and not the first and strongest
I gtg for an hour or so, see you guys then
[1d20 = 11]
>>50204
Tracy makes an Opportunist strike with her sword, in case any of the big wraiths didn't fall yet.
>>50204
Tracy makes an Opportunist strike with her sword, in case any of the big wraiths didn't fall yet.
Trump will have gotten a cleave strike also, I;m just determining which hit the first one died on. I'm assuming that's the plan, kill the wounded one and then go to the next?
>>50216
Precisely. Smite damage is +17, prayer adds +1 to each damage roll, and the strength bonus is like 7.5 to each attack, plus Vanderiem's +7
Precisely. Smite damage is +17, prayer adds +1 to each damage roll, and the strength bonus is like 7.5 to each attack, plus Vanderiem's +7
>>50215
I was waiting to hear if the chain was Defending or not, but sure,m attack with that instead if she's not in range.
I was waiting to hear if the chain was Defending or not, but sure,m attack with that instead if she's not in range.
>>50215
K. DW1 fell on second smite, roll for that cleave on the new one, and that one takes a smite and a strike.
K. DW1 fell on second smite, roll for that cleave on the new one, and that one takes a smite and a strike.
>>50221
Probably. I very sincerely doubt that the three strikes Trumpaladin lands on it (probably the undamaged wraith) will be enough to fell it. But wait for GM
Probably. I very sincerely doubt that the three strikes Trumpaladin lands on it (probably the undamaged wraith) will be enough to fell it. But wait for GM
[3d20 = 26]
>>50225
Did the big wraith fall yet?
If not, Tracy attacks it from he back, with her chain.
>>50225
Did the big wraith fall yet?
If not, Tracy attacks it from he back, with her chain.
>>50225
I thought she had initiative and spent her action moving back out of line of fire and casting eagle's splendor? Should be wraith's turn
I thought she had initiative and spent her action moving back out of line of fire and casting eagle's splendor? Should be wraith's turn
>>50226
The first one did.
>>50227
I'm getting to that. This is a deciding point as far as how extensive I want to make this place. The staircase was originally designed to be long and to connect to several floors. In all reality, it will take months to go through entirely. I'm thinking of making it just go to the "main" level though, for simplicity.
The first one did.
>>50227
I'm getting to that. This is a deciding point as far as how extensive I want to make this place. The staircase was originally designed to be long and to connect to several floors. In all reality, it will take months to go through entirely. I'm thinking of making it just go to the "main" level though, for simplicity.
Who's turn is it now?
[2d20 = 31]
>>50228
You're right, its the DW's turn, while 2 normal wraiths fill in where the one DW fell. One each, Trump first
>>50228
You're right, its the DW's turn, while 2 normal wraiths fill in where the one DW fell. One each, Trump first
[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 34]
>>50232
Uh. Rolling for Fortitude save. Also Tracy should be out of line for attack, so both should be on Trumpaladin
"Thank Elway we have those buffing spells. And that wraiths only do a small amount of normal damage"
[1d20+24 = 34]
>>50232
Uh. Rolling for Fortitude save. Also Tracy should be out of line for attack, so both should be on Trumpaladin
"Thank Elway we have those buffing spells. And that wraiths only do a small amount of normal damage"
[1d6 = 4]
>>50236
Trump succeeds on his Fortitude save, but the DW landed a crit, which results in him being blinded for X rounds by dust, dirt, or general wraith-ness
>>50236
Trump succeeds on his Fortitude save, but the DW landed a crit, which results in him being blinded for X rounds by dust, dirt, or general wraith-ness
Hold on now, the DW that attacked Tracy also hit. She needs to roll a saving throw also
[1d20+13 = 16]
>>50249
Trumpaladin moves back and casts Remove Blindness on self. Rolling concentration check
>>50249
Trumpaladin moves back and casts Remove Blindness on self. Rolling concentration check
>>50265
Kill the last dread wraith, and all the rest can be either instakilled with a turn, or we can cut them down more easily
Kill the last dread wraith, and all the rest can be either instakilled with a turn, or we can cut them down more easily
>>50259
The last DW hits Tracy, roll a saving throw. The normal wraiths are almost comically unable to hit either Tracy or Trump.
The last DW hits Tracy, roll a saving throw. The normal wraiths are almost comically unable to hit either Tracy or Trump.
Tracy's turn
[7d20 = 73]
>forgot about improved multi-weapon fighting
Full round attack with Sword: -2 penalty
Additional attack with each claw:-2 penalty
Then two extra attacks with either claw: -5 penalty
>forgot about improved multi-weapon fighting
Full round attack with Sword: -2 penalty
Additional attack with each claw:-2 penalty
Then two extra attacks with either claw: -5 penalty
Wait, subtract two attacks from that...
>didn't invest in QuickDraw fear that would allow the sword to be drawn as a free action
That's also not quite how multi weapon fighting works. It's -4 or at least -2 on every attack, and I think that penalty might swallow up the third attack with the main weapon
That's also not quite how multi weapon fighting works. It's -4 or at least -2 on every attack, and I think that penalty might swallow up the third attack with the main weapon
[4d20 = 41]
>>50275
Yeah, that'll do it for the last one. The smaller ones aren't a concern unless they get 20s
>>50275
Yeah, that'll do it for the last one. The smaller ones aren't a concern unless they get 20s
>>50277
Itd be more simple to call it for the wraiths and say "Trump and Tracy curb-stomp the remainder"
Itd be more simple to call it for the wraiths and say "Trump and Tracy curb-stomp the remainder"
>>50278
To Fae:
>"If you're over your kikkinocephalusphobia, then please use your scent and tracking ability, and track down that mage. Just look for the scent of a humanoid, and subtract my scent and Torcuil's scent, which you should be familiar with. It's only been like what, two minutes tops? So the scent should be fresh"
To Fae:
>"If you're over your kikkinocephalusphobia, then please use your scent and tracking ability, and track down that mage. Just look for the scent of a humanoid, and subtract my scent and Torcuil's scent, which you should be familiar with. It's only been like what, two minutes tops? So the scent should be fresh"
Back, sorry.
So, did Trumpaladin finish them off with a turn or what?
So, did Trumpaladin finish them off with a turn or what?
[1d20+21 = 36]
>>50284
What about the cells? Is there anything of interest in there? Objects or mechanisms.
Search check, to search the halls for anything of interest.
>>50284
What about the cells? Is there anything of interest in there? Objects or mechanisms.
Search check, to search the halls for anything of interest.
>>50284
Are the doors at the very end of the hallway also closed?
>>50282
He's only got two level 4 spells though, and Deathward (and break enchantment) are so useful. Are you sure you wouldn't rather wait for Infernius?
"If only we had a Rogue here. She could do a Decipher Script check on the runes" Trumpaladin says to no one in particular
Are the doors at the very end of the hallway also closed?
>>50282
He's only got two level 4 spells though, and Deathward (and break enchantment) are so useful. Are you sure you wouldn't rather wait for Infernius?
"If only we had a Rogue here. She could do a Decipher Script check on the runes" Trumpaladin says to no one in particular
>>50287
"Infernius! Infernius! Hey, we killed the wraiths, but these doors won't open. Could you go down that hallway to your left. At the very end of it, I think there's a set of levers that may operate this door system"
"Infernius! Infernius! Hey, we killed the wraiths, but these doors won't open. Could you go down that hallway to your left. At the very end of it, I think there's a set of levers that may operate this door system"
>>50289
I would bet money that Torcuil is closest to the mage. Infernius is right at the door and was trying to break it. I'm sending Fae to track him to know where he went. Also, for all we know, he went to those levers and used them to trap us
>>50292
"You don't know where the guy is, but I do know where I saw levers. Now go to the levers"
I would bet money that Torcuil is closest to the mage. Infernius is right at the door and was trying to break it. I'm sending Fae to track him to know where he went. Also, for all we know, he went to those levers and used them to trap us
>>50292
"You don't know where the guy is, but I do know where I saw levers. Now go to the levers"
I have to leave for a ~20
>>50304
GM said the runes were unidentifiable.
Also, I can't remember how many ranks I put in that atm...
Can the wood on the doors be burned?
GM said the runes were unidentifiable.
Also, I can't remember how many ranks I put in that atm...
Can the wood on the doors be burned?
>>50302
Tracy is shocked, as though by an electric fence, when attempting to phase through the walls that have been warded.
Tracy is shocked, as though by an electric fence, when attempting to phase through the walls that have been warded.
>>50308
I'm not gonna point out Torc has 18 ranks in both checks.
Nope not at all, instead Torc and Snek are using the stairs when GM decides how he wants to play the stairs
I'm not gonna point out Torc has 18 ranks in both checks.
Nope not at all, instead Torc and Snek are using the stairs when GM decides how he wants to play the stairs
>>50311
Yes, that goes for the floors as well. Tracy puts the fork in the socket a second time
Yes, that goes for the floors as well. Tracy puts the fork in the socket a second time
>>50322
Let me rephrase my question
"Why the fuck do sorcerors not get decipher script?"
Good thing mystic theurge is a thing
Let me rephrase my question
"Why the fuck do sorcerors not get decipher script?"
Good thing mystic theurge is a thing
>>50328
That's a thing for wizards.
I know theurges get it, but can we put more ranks in than our class lvl+3?
That's a thing for wizards.
I know theurges get it, but can we put more ranks in than our class lvl+3?
>tfw you thought you were smol earlier, but you're really medium.
Do they appear to come from / lead to anywhere?
Tracy looks into one of the larger tubes, to see what's in it.
Do they appear to come from / lead to anywhere?
Tracy looks into one of the larger tubes, to see what's in it.
Ah fuck, it feels good to be back at my PC
>>50335
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>50335
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
As Infernius arrives at and inspects the Lever in question, he sees that it is attached to a large box that is attached to the wall.
Torc and Snek continue walking the endless staircase
>>50355
She emerges to see the militant factions (gestapo, generals, cannons n such) looking at her expectantly.
She emerges to see the militant factions (gestapo, generals, cannons n such) looking at her expectantly.
>>50357
And now u shush, Infernius is the consequential detail.
Assuming Infernius has arrived at the switch (I'm talking more of his faggot than him), does he throw it?
And now u shush, Infernius is the consequential detail.
Assuming Infernius has arrived at the switch (I'm talking more of his faggot than him), does he throw it?
*Waits to see what happens*
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