If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
Fae says to pony
"You've never been baptized, have you?"
So Tracy was in the process of concluding a metamorphosis of sorts, expelling certain (((undesirable))) elements, given the circumstances.
Trumpaladin consults with Fae
"I've received word from Elway himself on how to handle the pony"
"You might not like it at first..."
Tells her what his god has ordered
Tracy, that is
Fae delivers the holy speech, as ordered by Elway himself
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to annoint this fuzzy demon poner with the blessings of Football, and purge forever the dander of false football which has plagued her for so long."
"Almighty Dan Reeves, father of John Elway, who didst cum in Rainbow Dash that fateful December day, here now my prayer:"
"Burst forth the fluids of thy everlasting seed upon this, thy child, and cleanse forever this poner; warm her icy heart with your cool island song and lull her to sleep beneath a swaying coconut tree of pure Football."
"Make now her fluff hypoallergenic now and forevermore, so that we may breathe of the air around her, and not be cursed with tiny space creatures that take up residence inside our brains and control our bodies like in that one Eddie Murphy movie that I never saw because literally who gives a fuck at this point."
"In the name of Dan Reeves, and John Elway, and The Denver Broncos, Amen."
Fae makes the sign of the Football
When this is done, Trumpaladin pulls out his penis (the lack of a cod piece helps), and chants "I'm a pretty pony, please pet my mane" three times as he spins in circles.
He then pours WalMart brand Almond Macchiato Syrup on his penis, and places a cherry ontop
Now for the most important part of the ceremony...
Fae performs oral sex on Trumpaladin. She sucks and licks and sucks until the holy fluid is shot forth and received into her mouth. She gargles the baptismal fluid, and as she does so, she sings "Happy Birth Day, Mr President" in a manner that expresses all of the lewdness she has been suppressing her entire life in the song.
She spits the baptismal fluid onto Tracy's face
TRACY IS BAPTIZED IN THE NAME OF ELWAY, FOOTBALL, AND AMERICAN!
Punch and pie are served
And now, very, very, very importantly
A ten gallon hat is placed on Tracy's head. Fae and Trumpaladin grapple her for this
A random cowboy happens to be passing by. "nice ten gallon hat" he remarks. "Just out of curiosity, why didn't you wash your penis with consecrated gatorade before applying the almond syrup? Don't you know that could release Cthulu-pony from his ancient slumber beneath the briny deep? I sure hope for your sake there weren't any impure microbes on that penis that would have been purified by the consecrated electrolytes. Anyway, it's none of my business. All this talk of gatorade is making me thirsty. I'm going to go see if there's a 7 Eleven around here."
He ambles off into the sunset.
i bet it hurts brad sentry to his core to do that.
Wtf did you do in the dead of night?
>see new bread
>just read this one so far
>noose tying intensifies
I mean, I've read some weird shit but this absolutly takes the fucking cake.
Was everybody drunk at the same time?
I consulted the patron
>>43437>Was everybody drunk at the same time?
Please tell me you at least left Torc's ship before you started this shut
Which shit exactly? The fluff monster?
Kick everyone off the ship
Now that thats done>>43442
That weird ass shit with Fae and Tracy and....
I haven't read the end of the last bread>>43443>REEEEE
Pls stop shitposting so I can work..
What's stoping you from working?
Your shitposting apparently
Can Tracy re-enchant her Skull Mask to make it double as a mask of disguise? I'd rather it only look like a Troll face while it's attacking.
How many troll skulls did we have?
All of them: more than enough.
They'd make great casts for spooky shoulder-plates for Infernius.
Also, make that brass horn already. Just make a Non-magical prosthetic to wear, and enchant it every day as you wear it.
I need to find a brass dragon for the horn. I like the troll skull shoulder idea. Maybe lennos will help me forge them out of adamantium.
You bitch about a single post I make but then you continue this all day let's-make-item requests-to-GM-who-will-probably-never-see these-posts-because-we-make-200-meta-posts before-he-gets-of-work? What the fuck man?
The meta talk gives me ideas.
Yeah, but why is he going to bitch about a post I made saying "he's at work" but then continue his normal "I'm going to ask for this item from GM, even though after several months of this I should have realized I'm not going to get a response when I ask in a thread six plus hours before he gets off work." I know damn well that's distracting too
I didn't mean it that way.
Just don't physically do things to my character before I have the chance to read what's going on. I'll see what all these sacrements mean later today.
Okay...>What these sacraments mean
Well, she;s hypoallergenic now, so there's that
Why did you retype the sacraments?
People were complaining about the procedure Elway mod insisted on
I liked it and the gm already saw it so....
I'm thinking Elway might actually be a Chaotic Good deity.
>>43463>Elway is a God of Chaos
I'm learning that now...>>43463>>43462
I saw the opportunity to baptize the Tracy character and there was just no way I was going to let that pass up, so I wrote a little scene where Fae would baptize her while Trumpaladin went to wash off possibly evil dander, then realized that I could have Elway write a prayer. When I read the prayer I realized that the Baptism required Tracy to be baptized in semen, and not holy gatorade. When I explained that the priestess performing the procedure was incapable of providing the required fluid he said that Trump Sentry had to ejaculate into the priestess's mouth and spit it on the pony while the pony sang "happy birthday mister president." I explained that the pony being baptized was not going to cooperate and sing, so he gave the alternatives that the dragon-lion could gargle the semen and sing or a different pony could sing. He said Fae could be excommunicated if she messed up the ceremony. I made the mistake of asking what if the penis has not been cleaned since the last time it was in the demon pony. I also made the mistake of asking how Fae was going to say the holy words while performing felatio, which prompted the response "Jesus Christ, you guys are such amateurs I'm beginning to wonder if you even ought to be performing the ceremony at all." He also said that Fae "ought to be sent back several levels" when I insinuated that Fae did not have a Magic Fang permanency enchantment on her mouth.
So yeah, I got bullied by my Mod God. I got bullied pretty hard...>>43462>>43463
I mean, I guess
that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for...
I forgot to add the part where he was insistent repeatedly that the procedure had to be followed precisely
or else there was a risk of summoning Cthulhu pony. And I managed to fuck up and leave off the step where the penis is cleaned in holy Gatorade
Well, Lion saliva is anti-septic, and Fae probably drank some of the delightful holy Gatorade to replenish her electrolytes, so hopefully that works
But did you get told to kill your child?
I still think you're misinterpreting Hitler's words
I dont think i am.
"Racemixing is degenerate."
"Your god commands her to take a shower to get rid of this filth."
He clearly meant that she needed to be deloused.
Shes like an anglo and Infernuis is Aryan. So were both the same race.
Whats your definition of delousing?
>>43470>Implying a dwarf-elf and a Minotaur is anything at all even remotely comparable to that>>43471
Uh, delousing. Like what the Nazis did to the Jews>>43463
We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Yea i know about the delousing but i dont think thats what atlas was implying.>We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventuallyLotus?
It is comparable to that, they are both white.
>>43464>I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for…
It's only fair, Anon. You can't just defy your patron deity after consulting him.>>43465>risk of summoning Cthulhu pony.
This is easily within the realm of possibility now... Remember the infamous 2999 and 3000 posts on the main board? Cthulhu pony is real
I want her to talk to those hags first, but it'll take at least 4 days to get the scroll.
Of course, she'd also have to hope for a high DC roll just to use the scroll..
should pair her with a Mod God.>>43475>Infamous 2999 and 3000 posts
Do you mean the 29999 and 30000 posts? Yes, I remember
I'm still injured, I'll be here all week.>>43461
Who was complaining?>>43464
Ebin troll. Yeah that's the thing about contacting gods,... its generally not a good idea unless absolutely necessary and
the person has expended all available options. Otherwise its like asking "Hey God, what should I get from the grocery store today?" I tried explaining this to Mormons once,....
Who's making the scroll exactly?>>43426>>43427>>43428
*restores shadow deleted posts pertaining to Tracy's baptism*>>43475
Shush! Dragonne saliva is anti-septic, and Fae made sure to wash the dirty penis in it, besides remnants of holy electrolytes
Uh... I can shadow delete the posts again
I literally said nothing. I'm speechless. Its not a disdainful speechless, its more of confusion.
Its elways holy sacrament.
Come on man keep em up.
"Praise Elway, praise Football. God Bless American."
What she said.
Oh thank Elway, I was worried Fae was upset about Trumpaladin's omission of one of the steps
That was Thez actually.
I'm glad she's taking interest in Football though.If only waifu would do the same...
"Oh, you better not!"
*glares continuously, but more intensely*
"What? That's what you say right? Its like saying "Geshundteit" when someone sneezes."
"It's a short but meaning filled prayer to our Elway, for the blessings he delivers on all of us every day"
Is there a bug that prevents mobile posts from being deleted? I tried to delet something I miscommunicated, but I couldn't.
Yeah, the password will not save.
I'll ask the devs, but I feel pretty confident this is a known issue
You also changed IP addresses
Yeah, Gods aren't normally that thrilled to talk to mortals over matters that don't concern the fate of the world.
The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality.
Can Tracy go back to the tower now?
I can smell heresy though>>43501>The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality
Does she want to be ridden?
Well, if you can just directly ask God what the right thing to do is, there isn't really the same internal conflict regarding the interpretation of faith.
So let me see if I got this right. Yes, I was drunk BTW.
Tracy flipped out and became a weird tentacle-fluff monster bent on consuming Trump, who with quick thinking called on Fae to GTFO. Tracy-cle maintained hot pursuit, and the group ended up weaving their way to Mile High stadium, where a small procession had gathered, trapping Tracy-cle in an ahem solemn and deliberate homage to Elway, the result of which that any lingering (((essence))) was purged in the hot ahem 'essence' of Football, first from Trump, then from Fae.
That about right?
>the sacrament procedure…
How many ranks did you put into knowledge religion? You can roll to know the answers to small things like that.
>>43507>Essence of Fae
I think she only contributed saliva. It's an anti-septic saliva though>>43508
I wanted something more creative than what I could think of
Be careful what you wish for
That was most observably,... creative.>saliva
An alchemical reaction then, formed of sapphire bullets of pure football.
Yeah, I was just looking for that on Wikipedia, but didn't find it..
A Paladin is immune to disease and can remove disease, so why wouldn't a Paladin's mount have a lesser version of this?
Can Tracy use his class abilities too then?
That sounds like a case by case issue
Then why did you say the prayer was heresy?
So? It doesn't have any gameplay purpose. Just minimal background story purpose
>>43520Let me have the Str and Int adjustments associated with the Paladin's Mount class while in pony form, and I won't complain.
>>43521>Just shitposting, can't delet
>>43521that's not an int adjustment, that's a score. I need to negotiate with GM for a higher int score on Fae. But we can redo the nature of Tracy's haxx
I gotta ask though, what does Fae really need moar Int for? I just want Tracy to be able to cast Assassin spells, but I was mostly joking about that too.>>43525>*Lightning bolt incinerates Trumpaladin*
Mostly story reasons. But if she could have more skill points, that would be wonderful
I mean, she's already got moar than enough int to be trained for two general purposes, and it seems you've already designated "priest" as one of them. She won't need very many Int-related skills either.
He might want to imigrate if you really sale him on it.
What was that obscure creature that Tracy mentioned a while back? It wasn't a Kirin was it?
Not sure, what context?
You mean those Chinese unicorns? No, I don't remember bringing that up.
Alright, meta time. The reason that Infernius has been having difficulty communing with Hitler is because there's still a distinct and pernicious (((presence))) on the world that is preventing his message from reaching his followers. Remember that one time where Infernius was inspired to think that there were still too many jews? That was a hint, though probably way too subtle an inference in hindsight.
Having said, one God orders u to do lewd things with your waifu, another God orders you to gas your waifu.
Not taking sides, but decisions decisions.>>43534
It might have been Trump who mentioned it,... it was like a month ago I think. It wasn't kirin but it was something legendary-ish like it. In any case, what exactly did this whole ahem
Do you mean "emigrate" or was that the word you intended?
I can remember if I can get a hint of the context. I brought up a lot of mythological creatures and stories.
I don't remember what brought it up, but the context was a "wouldn't this be a cooler mythical creature than a nightmare? along the same lines but different and more fitting" type suggestion, and the catch to the idea was along the lines of "get rid of Soro's jew essence".
Genocide time.muh. /Pol/ religon though.
You guys are sometimes the reason Iwwant to die, sometimes not.
GM, I have three questions about Mr. Snek
>can he get any feats listed under giant constrictor in the wiki?
He can begin to gain skills, but he starts from zero on skills (though gets obvious race bonuses on things like climbing). Level will be as per designated class, but hp will always be 1/2 Torcuil's (so gibs buffs).1 feat to start with.
He should crawl everywhere, pointing the gun the entire time if he's in Snek mode. Everywhere he looks, (and sometimes where he isn't looking) he should be pointing the gun, desu.
Idk, I brought up Hoary Steeds some time when I was comparing other equine monsters to nightmares just as observation.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hoary_Steed
>>43542>level will be as per designated class
Does that mean he needs a class?>>43544
Mobile turret? Yes please
Like, he can be looking around through the brush or whatever, pointing his gun where he's focused, and Torcuil calls for him, and because his attention is directed, he both looks at Torcuil and - non aggressively- points the gun at him. He could even nod the gun in acknowledgement of <whatever task>. Just a thought.>>43546
Well he's not going to gain class ranks in Snek now is he? You want him to have skills don't you? I recommend rogue.
I was thinking rogue anyway
I'll post a char sheet for Torc and Snek tonight, just gotta pick feats and kkills for Torc.>>43548
Fuck, where'd you get that pic of me?
FUCK I FORGOT TO TAPE MY WEBCAM
Its so much more difficult to pin you down when you're not flag-fagging, I can't kek to myself when I see ur posts anymore. e_e
Yep, that's the one, ty
Yeah, i though I would like it more but I prefered scottish posting...
I want my flag back...
Not having the Ancap flag is NAP violation.
Fuck, trips confirm. Now I must live in the shadow of an ancap flag
>>43555>when the steal a meme
That's why I love browsing with my mod login. I can read hashes>>43547>Snek has skills
Um, can Fae have a positive Int modifier for the purpose of obtaining skills? I want her to be able to do things Trumpaladin obviously cannot do well, like spot check or survival (to use the tracking feat), but if she could have some use of cleric class skills as well, that would be nice
Reeeeeee stop using haxx
I need it because meme magic demands it
>>43549>mfw Tracy is the only one without some kind of sidekickReeeeeeeeeeee!
I need moar levels so she can summon her servant.
>>43539>Infernius may become American
Eeek! The Naturalization proceeding and ceremony is the most sacred of all traditions! Besides standing for the anthem at football games, of course. And actually maybe a couple other things as well. But this is like the best thing ever>>43560
And... then you say that>>43561https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccKPSVQcFk
I'm sorry, I'm a forgetful faggot. To clarify, I have 120 skill points for Torc, and can put 17 into ones that relate to class and 8 and to others. Right?>>43563
I was expecting a road building video
>>43563>Fae is haxxtell infernuis about the about Dixie.
>>43562I was under the impression for a while that you had 3 levels in blackguard and not two back at level 16>>43565
GM is wrong on that. You can place 20 into ones that relate to a class because it is level +3. Note that if you allocate skill points to something that is not a class skill, it consumes 2 points per rank in that skill, compared to 1 point for class skills
Road building is a not one of your class skillshttps://youtu.be/t4qhgkl9WqM
>>43565>tears up at flag
I love it>>43568
You have 15 in wizard and 2 in Theurge, right? That means you can put 18 in wizard skills, and 5 in Theurge skills.>>43566
I thought bones was just the tower's butler?
Now that I think of it, who cleans the tower?
I dont have a servant.
Where are the party members atm?
Ah, I guess you don't.
Tracy and Trump would be at the stadium with Fae. Torcuil I lost track of after parking the airship, and Thez fell asleep in the jaccuzi, enabling Infernius to wriggle free as he prefers.
I'll definitely have to tell him about ole' Dixiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc>alleging the Paladin's Mount is haxx
GM had no way of knowing that a CR7 monster, when placed into the hands of a law student, becomes a CR10 or CR11>>43574
Infernius is in Thez, Torcuil is on the airship at the tower, and Tracy and Trump are at the stadium. Does Tracy want to be ridden to the tower, does she want to sit in Trump's lap as they both ride Fae, or what?
Torc's just exploring the airship
Tracy goes back to the tower.>>43577>not haxx
You have an above-average mount, m8. Normally you'd just get a hoers.
Nobody is complaining.
>>43579>Not going back to the Tower with Trump
I guess he can ride Fae
Of sure, she'll be ridden.
She notices a change in her form when this occurs. A physical change, though she can't be sure of what is entailed. Her coat is a lighter color, approximately the same as her normal coat color. She still exudes fire, but the fire is a different color - white and blue rather than dark red and yellow. She cannot be sure if the flame is hotter, or if it's a different basis for the flame. She feels... lighter and less edgy
>>43582>white and blue
It was always white and blue, wasn't it? I said that pretty early on.>less edgy
Told you I'd get a character sheet eventually
Kek. Plz note that kick is a bitch, and that each time Snek fires, his fail flops comically to the ground and back up again
I thought he was a Wizard?
I fucking love that idea>>43586
I was under the impression he was a sorceror
Sorcerer by 3.5e rules; merlin-esque
What spells does he get under Theurge?
There's a post a long time ago by GM that says "You said you wanted to be a wizard but you role play like a sorcerer." Sorcerer makes more sense given the way we've set things up>>43583
White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur. I just want to get the aesthetics right for maximum aesthetic synergy with rider/maximum sexual attractiveness
I think thats how he gets clerical spells?
At what level (caster/spell-level)?
Yeah, Wizards is more "study then forget after you use it" Sorcerer is more "I was born with magical ability so I can magic when ever"
At least, thats my understanding
Infernuis gets picked on by the universe more than any other character.
>>43590>White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur.
Anyway, I first only described, "blue fire", not white and blue.
This is true
This is correct
Its what I've observed over lurking.
I know, it's kind of funny>>43595
Eh, you keep posting pictures of black horses with dark red fires. I can't remember every single detail said in every single one of 40000 posts that have been made concerning this game, and I'm pleased to remember as much as I do. We'll figure out what is most aesthetic later>>43598
It's even worse than it seems, because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities, so the fact that he keeps getting low rolls is a direct representation of the gods hating him
>>43600>rolls 1 for sneaking shit>rolls 20 for Torc's conterattack
>>43600>because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities
Don't make things up, Anon...
Kek, I know right?>>43602
GM explained it as a part of the Johnny Cash Space Coyote sequence, towards the end
No that is true, and was explicitly stated some time ago
I stand corrected.>>43603
It was like 2:30 AM when I read that..
well fuck me then,thez will probably miscarry then.
What about deities of different ranks though? Wouldn't they have different votes, or different dispositions to how much they care?
You're asking me to provide a scale?>>43606
Nope, its Infernius' luck that got him into this mess
This calls for a roll.and so does the chance of her being trumps baby.
Oh yeah i bet my misery has been a chuckle-fest.
Now then, your character sheet specifically omits armor (shield bracers and ring iirc) and weapons (4 staves now, the Snek, the Transmutation, the Abjuration, and the Power). No mention of the collapse-able claymore, and no mention of the pistol with holding cuffs.
Alright, I'll add those later
I did those with live dice at the time. I only use those when I don't want players to know that something consequential is happening.
The dice rolls are funny...
Hey GM, will there ever be a time we need this roll
[1d1000 = 414]
Why would there ever be a time where that roll would be needed?
Idk, thats why I was asking
[1d1000 = 727]>>43618
Nevermind, I just thought of a time that roll might be needed.
What's the maximum number of dice I can roll? I tried rolling 3 gorrilion last night, but the site wouldn't let me.
going to >>>/test/ to see.
I demand the the trump pregnancy roll.
I'm now scared, can I get an example
I'm not going to be specific, but anything that can have more than 100 results would initially potentiate such a dice, balanced for scale. Furthermore, any scale that would/could/does have added considerations would by nature require a more diversifiable roll, of which there is already one in play and another one on deck.
You can roll a maximum of exactly 18444 d20 dice in one comment.
... or at least you can on >>>/test/ ...
[1d100 = 94]>>43624>>43616
Over 50 TRUMP
Under 50 Infernuis
Its not a coin-toss; there's several rolls involved.
[999d20 = 10426]>>43629
They nerfed it just now because of me...
Now you can only roll 999 dice.
[1d100 = 78]>>43630
I want to fuck over Infernuis.
It'd probably fuck-over Trumpaladin moreso, desu.
And who are you?>>43632
After like 5 minutes?
TOP FUCKING KEK MODS = GODS
Our Admin Dev is amazing
Its strangely satisfying to watch that happen>>43633
Welcome to Mixed Nuts. You'll need to do better than rolling dice and declaring a threshold of outcome. Memes would be a good place to start.
[1d100 = 12]>>43636
Come on man. I rolled good.
To watch the Dev Team nerf him within like 7 minutes? It's fun for me to watch
[20d1 = 20]>>43641
Does this help?
You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
Dice rolls change the course of fate,anon.
Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
>>43643>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her character
What? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
>>43645>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius
How bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
Are you the guy telling the story? How would i make a character?
My point is, I was doing these dice rolls as the play occurred
. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
I wish Infernuis was never born.
You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room no spoilers
with a chest at the base of a bed.
Eh, I Just wanted to see the dice roll and rules and such>>43650
That' kind of mean though>>43647
Is that the game you want to play?
I guess i will be a griffon mage.
>>43650>inb4 It's a wonderful life type sequence
Fuck you>>43652>inb4 I get banned for helping a
man minotaur have a child with his wife and not have a child with some random guy>>43651>glassy room
Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
The guy his wife forced to have sex with her. And not random
Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
DONT CURSE ME WITH THAT SHIT
Also, have fun casting a level 9 spell as a lvl 1 character
>>43658>meta this hard
Your character has no knowledge of Thez or Infernius, Tracy or Torcuil.
Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.
Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
But he does. Whats meta?
Reeeee! be nicer to my .... Nevermind
>>43659>level 9 spell
Try a 600 Spellcraft DC Ritual.
Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
But on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9>>43663
Did you just join to make chaos?
Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD
Okay how do i learn things?
Play of the game
>>43668>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
Thez and Trump didn't fuck years ago...
Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
I would confort infernius, but I don't think he would appriciate Torc getting that close
Oh that>implying GM will let him do it>>43677
Oh I can't wait for Torc to encounter your character
[1d100 = 18]>>43678> GM will let him do it
Thats not how it works
How long does it take to fall in love? It didn't take Infernius long to go after Thez? >>43676
*hugs meme sorcerer*
"I love you, even if I do like roads">>43677
Hello Yak Lee
Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
Who was that? Tracy?
I turn the chest upside down then i leave.
>We have a Gryphon
[1d20 = 1]>>43685
As you open the door, there is an explosion
Remember Torc is in the tower, I wanna encounter this fag>>43687>1>>43681
"Uh thanks me too?">>43688
[2d4+18 = 25]
Its not a lethal explosion, but it does extra damage cuz 1.
Ill fuck you up m9
Alright. You find yourself in a hallway, all made of that darkened glass that the previous room was made of, all except a well-charred metal sign saying "Please don't fire-trap the rooms".
>>43683Wait... Was that foot-locker made of the same material the tower was?
"Another explosion? Now what the hell is going on? Come on Mr. Snek"
Torc runs to the explosion>>43692>lvl 1 virgin giffon mage
Vs>lvl 17 chaf meme wizard
>>43690>>43690>Tries to think of things to say to impress an ancap
"I've always wanted the freedom to be a Warlord"
I walk down the hall.
That's exactly why it'd be gay if you killed him as soon as he spawned.
Get creative and see where it goes.
A-are you flirting with Torc?
>>43694Technically, but the idea was hilarious>>43695
Who said level 1?>>43697
The hallway on one side has a series of doors, including the one you came from. On the far ends of the hall on the opposite wall are doors that are also closed.
why does everyone and everthing hate infernuis?
>>43700... Do I still have those fragments?
I don't hate him. Neither does Tracy, or at least not any more than she hates everything.
I ain't killing him quite yet>>43700>who said level 1
You scare me GM>>43701
Taylor started at lvl 10.
>>43705>implying he can beat my memes and snek
I sense magic on the doors and blow up the traps.
"You are pretty dazzling sometimes. The way you killed that clown with no sense of fashion. Your crafting, your memes...">>43701
"I like you Infernius. I like you most of all. Except I guess for Fae, but I really like you"
Because fuck you're happiness.
Reeee! Be nice to my... Coworker
Fuck you too
"Wait! Don't leave my meme sorcerer! We could start a private security company together!"
Done. The doors are a little smoky, but they are unwarded. Pic is overhead of hallway, with only one door open on one side.
Torc and Snek continue running towards the sound>>43713
"I'm looking for the source of that noise"
*runs after dazzling meme sorcerer*
I use magic to become a filly and then look in the room with the open door.
*grabs pony anyways*
"WHAT DO YOU WANT">>43716
Torc is on good terms with death>>43719
Are we talking an illusion or a transformation?
".... I want to be your friend.
We don't really talk much"
Transform into a green filly with a question mark as a cutie mark.
Oh this is a load of...
>>43725>Gryphon-mage polymorphs into anonfilly
You mad memelet?>>43727
What do i see in the room?
"We've been here several months. So why not now?"
Stahp flirting with mah wizard>>43728
Yep, I can't wait for you to meet Torc>preps Mr. Snek
Its the room you came from, thats the only door thats open. If you're looking for the way out its probably one of the doors at the end of the hall.
I trot to the end of the hall.>>43730
*sad Paladin noises*
*pets pony for comfort*
Alter Self is a pretty low-level spell.
K. On which side of the hallway did he go? Left/west or right/east? Nothing to detect on the door, so I assume going through?
>>43734>the murder horse isn't wanting murder
And where is Torcuil coming from? I know he's going toward the bang, but where was he in the tower?
I'm guessing it's because he posted the image of the inn
i gotta go for awhile guyspls no let bad thing happen.
Idk, he teleport there but I'm not sure exactly where
*is petting attack pony*
I will defend infernius honor
Well, I want to have fun first.
You can still have fun
*follows dazzling meme sorcerer*
*carries attack pony*
What I'm trying to determine is which of the two doors Torcuil would have gone toward, and at what point they would come across each-other
Gryphanonfilly is at the bottom-right of the map which is 1st floor
Where is the doors cause thats where Torc would've been
The main doors are at the top of the overhead, across from the stairs
Tracy would probably be in the stables, maintaining her equipment.
Okay, thtts where Trrc starts
Actually, she'd probably first think to feed her birds, so she's in there.
But pony us being petted and carried
*smells fresh soft pony fur*
"You smell like semen"
Thez wakes up, skips over to the bar and deposits Pickle I'nis into a plastic baggie and puts him in her bracelet.>>43756
Perhaps, but Torcuil will have gotten back to the Tower first>>43757
Alright, there's an adorable green filly at the end of the hallway
"FILLY, Hi little one how are you?"
H- hello where am i?
"Well this is Trump tower. Do you have a name?"I really miss nordfilly now
I- im anon,you aren't going to do lewd things to me are you?
>>43763want me to summon him, now or more often in general?
"Nice to meet you. I wouldn't oo that to you, why?"
I figured he'd just come back when he wanted to.
Also, gathering sticks should earn her some XP.
The last thing i saw that looks like you did lewd stuff with me.
I nuzzle your thigh.
Well, since the party has an airship now, there's increased potential for independent exploration/activity. I sympathize with the timezone issues, but if he still wants to play its no bother. She can gather sticks from exotic lands if desired.
Torc scoops up the little filly in his arms
"Well I won't"
Mr. Snek begins to coil up as if to rest
Aww but i liked it though, are you sure you won't?
Torc turns redder than a communist flag
"Oh... w-well I... I mean... uhhhhh"
>I'm liking this anon filly character so far
Thats a nice shade of red on your face it reminds me of my flag, come on I'll make you feel good.
What you dont like little fillies? Um you arent gay are you?
Yeah, come on, Torc. You're not gay, right?
"What? No! I-its just, um.... well... where I'm from fillys aren't for lewd"
Mr. Snek notices Torc's distress
I know where this is going
Please mister its been a REALLY long time, I'll be your good little filly.
"No no no no, I can't. But I know someone who would."
You know Torcuil, if you want to distract the Paladin who's after you
But your beard is great. Your 10/10 i wanna smash.
[1d20+7 = 17]>>43786
What do you think I meant>>43787
"Well if you won't stop insisting... MR. SNEK?"
Torc sets anonfilly down and Mr. Snek grapples. Not enough to hurt, but just enough to hold in place
You can attempt a pin next round, but Anon is grappled.
What's the difference?
Trumpaladin, who has totes not been stalking and following Torcuil this entire time, rushes in dashingly to defend Torcuil's honor
"I'll save you!">>43787
"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
Im 19 in horse years,sir.
"Oh someone kill me now">>43792
"Oh praise Kek you're here."
Torc grabs anon and hands her to Trump
"Take this young semen demon away from me"
Grappled is "arm wrestling", a pin is a "tap"
"I'm glad to be of service">>43794
"Well hello young but sufficiently aged filly... Where did you come from?"
Im from esquestria. Have you seen my mommy twilight sparkle?
"I'm fast as fuck boy"
Torc runs like a gnome outta hell
"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.
Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
He's still carrying Tracy, isn't he?
He would either have Tracy in his arms or would have set her down very close to him
His name was anon.
"Well... I don't think you're going home. But you say Twilight had a child?"
Yes she did, but why cant i go home?
"You're dead." Tracy says bluntly.
"We all are."
"You died there. You're on a different plane...
Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
*Pets abandoned /mlp/ OC*
I'm only dead inside currently
"We're not dead, we died
," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
>>43810>Horse languag engauge.jpeg
You are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
Wait a second, you're Tay's faggot!
"I'm not really gone, I'm just hiding"
>humans get one additional language per int bonus modifier at start
>my character knows pony
This is my first character.
I kind of want Tay back
"Well hello there... You look charming"
Torc walks back in with Mr. Snek wrapped around him like armor
"Carry on">>43818>narrows eyes>>43817
Wait really? That means Torc gets another 3
'This is the afterlife.. I think..'
'A cleric is some kind of mage.'
'All the bitches in this world want a crack at Torc for some reason, so you might be one.'>>43821
Cease your faggotry.
Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
"Don't think I can't hear you, little pony"
I never touched ability points
Whats your name? I love your mane. Your cutie mark is so cool! How'd you get it?
'My name is Tracy.'>How'd you get it?
'Three days of pure concentrated autism.'
You can't have my pony
*holds her tightly*
Thez gets an idea <whooooof>
Uh why is that regal man holding you?
'This is my husband.'>>43830
How do you know equestrian? Thats cool too.>>43833
So you 2 do lewd stuff?
'All the time.'
*wraps hoof around paladin*
"You still smell like... Nevermind"
Hey tracy, i know what the rape game is.
>mfw being able to speak to horses was supposed to be my thing
>>43834<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn.
"What do you think? Where's bones?"
"Well, we're not married yet
>>43840Psssst, Trump would have had no opportunity to learn pony, in spite of bonus languages
"Uhh, nice. But why? And wheres your husband?"
Tracy cocks an eyebrow, unimpressed.
You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
Wow whats that do? It's cool
I like playing. We should play sometime.
She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.>doots in butler
"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.*doot*
"D'aww, I can't resist a cute filly"
"Well, there's no point if you want it, now is there?"
"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
Mr. Snek falls of Torc at the sudden shock
"There's a griffon here?!?!"
>>43854>GriffonThere was a reason I didn't pull roll a spot check....
>>43858It'd of failed>>43857
Bones doots and then shuffles off toward the mess area.>>43859
"It must be my mistake."
"It's okay, if there were a griffon here I wouldn't let it hurt you"
[1d20 = 13]>>43855
Torc realizes the griffon must be disguised
Detect magic check
>>43860It'd be a 20-30 DC, right?
"Please, they scare me."
Detect magic fails
"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
"Can i pet your snake?">>43866
"You are so cool, my kgb handler would love you. She love American men."
"Oh no thank you im not old enough to drink."
"D'aww, what was she like?"
Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
"I have a super cool cat. Like a dire lion, but dander free"
"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
"Well her code name was mummy."
>>43868>is a complete metamorphosis>complete
So anon filly is a real girl now?
"Aww. Do you miss your mummy? Where we were you deployed?"
"I'm sorry, where is Mostuar?
"I miss her very much."
Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones >doot
... well he's Bones>>43876
Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
"You know like Moscow but minotaur instead of cow."
*swings her around more*
... Can Tracy use it that way?>>43883
*giggles a bit*
"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
"Fuck all Nazis, they are all evil. They killed six million Jews."
"D'aww, I love you fluffy blue poner"
No, Tracy cannot>>43886
"R-really? He omitted that part when he talked about nazism"
"I bet he's literal Hoofler."
"I met Hoofler once. She wasn't nearly as dumb as that Bull."
"Oh no, he's a red Minotaur. So are you from Mostar?">>43891
Dude, 6d chess. Relax
"No i was born in equestria but i liberated from there by my aunt starlight."
I don't understand. Why isn't he allowed to be offended at the concept of a female leader?>>43896
"D'aww. You must miss her. I'm sorry that you're away from them now"
"Can i stab stuff?"
"No. I have enough difficulty restraining this one
Like is it supposed to be a test to see if anon filly corrects her for an error? Trumpaladin doesn't know anything about hoofler
She's referring to Aryanne.
She mentioned her in that dialogue with Infernius.
"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
*to both of them*
Now can Torc kill the Griffon?
"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
I don't know about any griffons but keep this bitch away from my waifu
Idfk, you're the one who mentioned a griffon>throws ball to snek>snek shoots it
"Daddy trump can you help me rape torc?"
Torc grabs Snek and teleports to the ship again
"I'm... Not sure how to respond to that"
"You people are prudes."
Bout ready to meme this fucker to death
>>43911>needing help to >rape Torc
*scroffs at pleb*
*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
"Keep that up blue pony and you
will be raped"
">Not wanting to cum in the filly."
"Where is that skeleton with the whiskey?"
"You can't >rape the willing, Flashy."
"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
Of course she can>>43917>eyes narrow more
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil">>43920
"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
"Can i have some whiskey?"
"You're 19, little filly. Way too young."
>>43923>didn't say it cuz wants to be the filly>>43919
"That's Bones. Tracy found him somewhere and took possession of him somehow. He's the butler now. Bones, another two drinks.">doot
Bones wanders off again. He can't communicate or speak in any discernable way, but he can doot.
"Oh, ~nooo..! I'm so ~afraaaid..!"
*is disturbed by what she might be implying*
"I guess you win this one..."
"You don't think I could ever overpower you, do you?"
"So what do you do?"
"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
Bones takes the remaining drink to Anonfilly, dooting sadly at Thez as he does so.
Torc walks back in
"Has anyone seen Infernius? I need to talk to him."
"But we died right? So what do you do for fun?"
"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
[1d20 = 9]>>43935
Thez chuckles, but maintains composure and says nothing (unless 5 or less)
"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"
[1d20 = 5]>>43936
"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What is
fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
"Oh, do stick around. Thez pulls a gem-embossed microphone from nowhere, and with a wooOOOOOOOOO! she sets the volume and input levels so they're not atrocious.>>43943
That was her "take the shot" roll. Aldebran whiskey - even hybrid - is no joke.
"Is that a microphone?"
"What did you do with my cod piece?"
"What's a cod-piece?"
"Did you steal part of my armor?"
"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
Pretty sure its lost at this point
F is for friends who do stuff together...
>>43950She stole it. It's in her bag, but she's not about to give it back.
"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"
>>43953>pantiesYou know you could've made your own belt in just over a week, right?
>>43953>Girdle of Giant's Strength
Pretty sure that ended up w/ Infernius
That's forever though>>43955
Isn't it a separate device she gave him right before they went to the death city?
Not if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
I thought you said she had nothing in that category?
Nothing magical. She still has to enchant the belt.
... When she has time for it...
There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
"What are we gonna sing?"
Wasn't that the same one Thez was wearing?
Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
Yes, the moment she gave it to him, she took it off herself>>43963
So... Then what?
So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
So it was taken back and he no longer has it?
I would really hate for Infernius to have been wearing the arms without the girdle. He might survive tho.
Trumpaladin no longer has use of it?
Did we gain enough XP in that last fight to make a lvl 4 Abjuration permanent without going back a level? Other lvl 4 spells seem to take about 2000 XP.>>43974
Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.
He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
Anonfilly is communist.
"So who's this Infernuis to you?"
Tracy leaves the room to go feed her birds.
Trumpaladin leaves the room
Torc teleports to the ship
Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
"I Don't understand."
"Desu, neither do I. I will say tho, for the moment we're not attacking one another"
Uhm, can I ask Anonfilly's name?
"He doesn't love you,you know. Nazis can't love."
After feeding her birds and putting them to bed, Tracy leaves to the holodeck to practice her Mobility.
So, how can I make this situation work. Its evident - beyond gamey dice-rolls - that there are differing parties. How do I make it work for both?
The last mention I see of it is >>34504 →
. I ask again about it later but no response
A 1? Yes, yes thats bad.
What was that for?
I'm not sure what you mean.
Its rly not bad, I just make bitches scared of 1s and 20s.
Ok so what happens?
okay, so in >>33615 →
it's revered to as the Girdle of Giant strength
I never know the answer to that question. Its better that question was not answered.
I can handle bad news I'm a big filly.
>>44016In retrospect, that comment was also typed in context that Infernius's faggot might've never come back..
I have no idea. This is all news to me
"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
There is no spoon.
How many belts or girdles did Thez have?
She could've only worn one.
That's not what I asked
1 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
"So seriously, who's here with genuine curiosity?"
The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
*drags out Cloud-Giant's pelvis and gets to work on carving Trumpaladin's belt buckle*>>44028
Just make another one. If you collaborated with Tracy and Infernius, it could get done faster (I think).>>44027
These sees Tracy in the hallway dragging a massive pelvis.
>>44031It helps if I use an actual giant's pelvis to carve the giant buckle, right?
Can i make me wish now?
16 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
8 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
>army of skeletons attacks
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics
Did she have anything to say? Tracy is in the hallway passing by.
If Trumpaladin does not have a +4 belt, then Thez owes him one per principle of estoppel
Chill. We'll make him another one out of Santa's pelvis. It'll look great.
Not chill. Not chill.
>feeling generous for some reason
Hope I don't regret giving theses away in the morning.http://www.mediafire.com/file/c3sicb3xwccrk9y/
"You never needed that girly belt-thing in the first place, ~Flashy. You'll always be my big strong man.."
*angrily dry humps pony*
"I thought it was a gift... and it makes a big difference"
"...Aww.. you don't need it that much. You're already plenty strong enough.."
*Pat's back of head*
"We'll make you a better one some day. A manly one."
*curls up into ball*
"This will be remembered"
"Think you're still strong enough to carry your Waifu to bed..?"
*angrily carries waifu to bed*
>>44052Also, say thanks for the rare Tracy collection, ingrate.
>>44055Thank's for the rare tracy collection
"How often do you see me interact with Thez?"
"Every so often."
*Is carried like a princess, blushing*
*Carries pony through door and onto his bed*
"And how often am I with you or infernius?"
"All the time, when you're not at the football field."
*Is carried into room*
*faggot goes to bed because 2:30*
"The same relationship doesn't exist"
*pulls covers over bed sheets down, and places pony under bed sheets*
*gets in bed under sheets*
>>44064>>44064*rapes pony in her sleep*
No, you're looking at at least 2 weeks of persistence before that happens.
Like she wasn't waiting for it.
What season is it in game?
Fall-ish, I guess. I haven't made weather a significant element tey
Just wanted to know for the sake of using the Orb Of Storms.
Can the glands from the Achaierais be used to make a potent insanity poison blade-oil, or does it only work when inhaled? I want to use some more variety of chemical warfare.
... cuz the corpse being insane matters?
Well, my original idea was to make smokebombs laced in the compounds, to cause a cloud of confusion in which she could escape, but I haven't read the mechanics for smokebombs yet.
I'm still confused about the belt
I may have a solution on that.
I'll take a solution
Is it the Final Solution?
Actually, I can't find anything about smokebombs...
>>44068*cums inside pony*
I just want the +3 on each damage roll and +2 on each attack roll, and before next combat
You could just cast Bull's Strength for now. You should have enough level 2 spells.
Tracy has two potions if you want it.
Ah.. I suspected such.
So I guess It's not possible for me to apply magick dust to my bombs then...
Is it a smokestick meta-mechanically, or a smokestick physically?
Its an alchemically-treated (so, a potion) piece of wood.
>>44085Don't you have an ever-smoking bottle?
Can it be modified in any way? Like, with magick dust?
I noticed that four of the Dust-related items were made with Assassin spells, so I wondered if custom smoke-bombs could be plausible, since smoke bombs themselves are really just clots of ash or fine powder.
For example, if you laced your bomb with Dust of Illusion, it could cause everyone caught in the blast to be glammered as if affected with Disguise self, so they'd all look like the user.>Throw bomb>Everyone looks like (you)>Targets confused as fuck>(You) slip away>>44087
Trumpaladin has that.
Pic is irrelevant, but still meant to post it.
Dust of Tracelessness would do it>mass illusion
Not with a smokebomb, but with a spell yes
So you don't wanna kill jews?
>>44091>with a spell yes
What kind of spell do you need for that? I'm assuming Tracy doesn't get it.
I can only imagine how terrible a game would be with no homebrew at all
>teleports behind you
No, you were placed in a protective zip-lock bag
Nope, but I have the perfect meme to stop it
Thez produces Pickle-I'nis before he does something foolish like transforms back to normal inside her bracelet.
Sorry i was gone so long i got my Truck stuck in 4 feet of mud and i couldn't get it unstuck untill 1 last night.
Sorry to hear that
Something similar happened to me in high school. I was going to take the girl I was dating to the fall dance........ Aaaaand I got my front wheel drive stuck in a wet ditch as I tried to pull out. Then her step-father tried to pull my vehicle out... And he got his truck stuck in the mud. It took like three hours before we finally got a neighbor to pull it out
"Thez thank you for keeping me safe. You most wonderful person me ever met."
>deleting my questions
What is it this time?
Legendary wolf, for starters.
First off, I'm pissed off about the indian giving on the belt and will be for a while. Second, I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later. Thirdly, as per usual with homebrew items, the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time. It should be ~20,000gp with haste
as a requirement
I was exhausted by the time we finished pulling it out.>>44106
Damn, i hope the dance went better than the drive.
>>44114I'm waiting for Infernius to stop being a pickle
>>44114>I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later.
That's kike logic, and you know it.>the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time
The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf, which is a mini-quest in itself.
*boop is a minotaur again.*
Hmmmm... She'd have to find one first..
No, it's good Capitalist logic>The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf
Eh, I did not see that>>44119
You'll find one at about the time I find my dragons
I need the belt anon.
>>44120>Implying manipulating the free market through over-reaching use of granted authority is capitalistic logic
"Not necessarily. If Trump gibs the Ion stone, +2 (those don't stack anyway), you can still control the arms. And not get eated."
I need it more than you do.if you don't have it will one of your items eat you?
He has a point, kikes are capitalist you know.
"Me need to take a shower."
We are your party brad, you know you're friends.
Kek. U can fast forward through that if you want.>>44127
Non-artifact magical benefits do not stack with each-other, sorry.
I know,i was making a point.
I SAW THAT
thats a violation the NAP, I think we all know how thats gonna end
Since Infernuis has been blue balled for like 2 days. He has a fap while in the shower.
Not all capitalist are kikes. But the capitalist system has been corrupted by satanic kikes.
I did want a reason to explore the forest beyond that grove.
Tracy places a few mundane items in her bag, and leaves to explore the forest.Not doing anything huge that'll get in the way of plot advancement, but still want to explore the map later when she gets the chance. Say she's scouting out the area around the grove, so she can explore it later.
I wonder if it could be shrunken into a figurine, like Infernius's Utachit, or an Obsidian Steed.
Or the party could get around to exploring the temple, now that they have superior gnomish engineering.
Will we be able to do that this weekend?
Certainly. Elements of it can begin anytime there's sufficient players on/available
*walks out of bathhaus*
I guess Tracy wait to go hunting/exploring then.
I'm stoked for a dungeon crawl this weekend.
>>44146>Tfw Ive been reduced to phone posting because my pc won't turn on.
>>44147>tfw I've been mobile posting for months, but can't afford to fix my desktop because I spent all my bitcoins on McNukes©™JK, it's just jacked up too far to fix it so I need to run an ethernet cable to it. I'm just too lazy to do it
Did the main board get raided recently?
>>44149Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, Anon.
What do you mean?>>44151I'd have to move my desk and then drill a hole through a wall and I don't feel like doing it
Wondering why the captcha came on.
Live up to you're scottish heritage, Dont be lazy m8>captcha
First off, how the actual fuck does infernius have a +21 Strength score starting???? Yes, I know there's a half-orc racial bonus, but where the hell does the +19 on the strength score come from? The highest scores anyone else has for anything are Trumpaladin's +16 charisma, Torcuil's +16 Intelligence, and Tracy's +16 dexterity, but Infernius even has a +16 on Charisma besides the obscene strength, as well as a very high constitution score, and a 14 wisdom.
With a +5 girdle of strength - those don't even exist in the 3.5 edition - he's able to round off an odd-numbered strength score, and stack that with a +12 - fucking +12! - epic item for a total strength of 38, or ability modifier of +14. Now I thought enchantment bonuses didn't stack? That's a figure that is almost three times as high as trumpaladin's even with a belt and with an ion stone stacked. If Trumapaladin only has a +2 ion stone, then Infernius's strength bonus is one fifth of Infernius's
A +14 strength bonus can be multiplied by 1.5 on a damage roll for +21 on damage per role. That's +63 across three attacks in a round, which combined with a statistical average of 5.5 from a 1d10 bastard sword is 78.5 if all three attacks land, plus fire damage is 1d3 on each hit for 83 total damage if all three attacks land. What I wanted for Trumpaladin, the equivalent of 20 strength - less than Infernius has without any enhancements at all - would place him at 52 damage if all four attacks landed. Equal to a cauchemar. And I'm playing as a heavy fighting class, not a magic casting class like Infernius. With no enchantments to Trumpaladin, he has 40 damage if all four attacks land. Less than half of Infernius's. Even if Fae is added in, it's still only 78.5, less than Infernius's. That's more than Trump and Tracy combined. And they have no ability to do the vast range of spells.
But that's not considering the change to attack rolls. Even though he's playing a magical class, and has also multiclassed into wilder, he has a higher Combined base attack than Trumpaladin, who does not have le ebin magic because he's a heavy fighter class. With a +12+7+2 base attack added to +14 strength that's +26+21+16 not even counting the magic sword bonus which I don't know the number of. Trumpaladin, even with Le ebin magic sword, and with the 20 strength I wanted and asked for, and with a heavy fighter class, can just barely equal that with +27+22+17+12 which again if all four attacks land would only deliver 52 damage with the strength I requested - which was denied - compared to Infernius's 83 or 78 without fire. But with only 14 or 20 strength, and because Infernius definitely has a magic sword, it's an even lower combined attack bonus.
>Enchantment bonuses don't stack
And Clerics are supposed to chose and prepare their spells at the beginning of the day. And players who are multi-classing are supposed to take experience penalties. And Sorcerers are supposed to have a set and limited set of spells to draw from, and a limited number of times they can teleport a day. And Thez apparently isn't supposed to airwalk anymore. AND PALADIN'S MOUNTS ARE SUPPOSED TO APPEAR IMMEDIATELY NEXT TO THE PALADIN THE TURN AFTER THEY ARE SUMMONED.
I did not ask for le ebin finger of death mask like Tracy's faggot nor did I receive le ebin arms, nor can my character teleport infinitely like Torcuil's. I asked for a small and I believe reasonable buff to a small number of statistics. I know I am not as likeable as Infernius whether in regards to either the character or to my general behavior. I know I cannot expect to be treated equally. I am not asking for equality. But why is the favoritism this gross and extreme?
Okay, you can stack 'em. Topkek btw
Totally,he says sarcastically.
>>44157>where the hell does the +19 on the strength score come from?
Minotaurs have a +8 racial Str Modifier, on top of Monstrous Humanoid traits and a couple extraordinary abilities.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur>players who are multi-classing are supposed to take experience penalties
That only applies to base classes, not prestige classes.
Hey, don't drag me into this. I only teleport to travel during meta time.>Sorcerers are supposed to have a set and limited...
I don't have things like +35 roll bonuses and shit unlike you guys, give me this
Wilder is not a prestige class>minotaurs have a whatever bonus
GM said Infernius was a half-orc for racial purposes, and if yoy get that kind of base bonus then that is unfair haxx. Let me be a half-celestial if you're going to pull that bullshit
If Tracy spends 2000 XP on a permanent abjuration, would that send her back a level? I want that Armor of Darkness.>>44161>give me this
If the memes are good.>>44162
I gave up on Wilder a long time ago, before I even learned the rules.
>>44162>Let me be a half-celestial
Kill an angel and drink its blood. Unironically.
Reeeeeeee thats my plan.
The XP system is kind of fugged though. Di you really want to quantify how much XP each and every skeleton whoever killed is worth?
>>44163>if the memes are good
Fine by me, thats all I want
I'm sure there would be enough Angel-flesh to go around.
I don't ever calculate it. Those pirates for example, I said "meh, 200 exp"