Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>41879
GM sighs
Good luck contending with the psychopathic full-on dragon that just took Lenos' place
GM sighs
Good luck contending with the psychopathic full-on dragon that just took Lenos' place
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>>41892
Why did you use a dagger? Now it's going to take three hours for it to slowly deflate and fall to the ground. If the magic doesn't auto heal it
Why did you use a dagger? Now it's going to take three hours for it to slowly deflate and fall to the ground. If the magic doesn't auto heal it
>>41888
It wouldn't have popped, shouldn't have popped, okay fine it popped. Now you're getting shot at. Are you happy nao?
It wouldn't have popped, shouldn't have popped, okay fine it popped. Now you're getting shot at. Are you happy nao?
>>41897
Stahp the magic. Transform into pony, let us fall inside of the field, then transform back and ride us in SO WE CAN FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR SHIT
Stahp the magic. Transform into pony, let us fall inside of the field, then transform back and ride us in SO WE CAN FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR SHIT
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[2d20 = 17]
Torc fires a quick volley from where the shooting is coming from, then runs towards Tracy and Trump
Torc fires a quick volley from where the shooting is coming from, then runs towards Tracy and Trump
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"Arrrr, ar ar ar ar ar, Arrrrrrr, ar ar ar ar ar," it almost sounds like someone is laughing.
>>41904
He's still plenty out of range. The 'field' has only just been lifted and no one has had (or expressed) the chance to close distance. The airship floats off not too=far, with its side facing the party, so 14 canons.
>>41904
He's still plenty out of range. The 'field' has only just been lifted and no one has had (or expressed) the chance to close distance. The airship floats off not too=far, with its side facing the party, so 14 canons.
>>41910
Uh... I guess we should approach now. And in a direction that avoids line of fire of the cannon
Uh... I guess we should approach now. And in a direction that avoids line of fire of the cannon
>>41909
Oh, I'm still confused but okay.
Torc teleports to Thez and Infernius before he becomes a fine red mist
Oh, I'm still confused but okay.
Torc teleports to Thez and Infernius before he becomes a fine red mist
>>41911
As the flames - even napalm ones - dance along the length of the corded and braided cables that connect the balloon to the ship, one gets the impression that the person designing thought of that, and that it would take exceptional effort to detach the balloon from the "chassis"
As the flames - even napalm ones - dance along the length of the corded and braided cables that connect the balloon to the ship, one gets the impression that the person designing thought of that, and that it would take exceptional effort to detach the balloon from the "chassis"
A resounding and almost yodelling horn pierces the otherwise quiet surroundings, followed by a series of cheers and appreciative sounds, all emanating from the ship.
>>41913
Do you have that cute picture of Tracy Cage smiling and laying down? I don't think I have it saved on my computer
Do you have that cute picture of Tracy Cage smiling and laying down? I don't think I have it saved on my computer
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*casts firestride exhalation to get to the deck of the ship https://dndtools.net/spells/dragon-magic--62/firestride-exhalation--1058/*
>>41914
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
>>41934
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
>>41937
no thanks
no thanks
>>41939
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
>>41949
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
>>41949
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
>>41950
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
*upon reaching the deck of the ship lenos changes back to his brownie form and casts emerald flame fist https://dndtools.net/spells/complete-arcane--55/emerald-flame-fist--496/*
>>41954
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
>>41954
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
My character has three modes: Talk, kill, and have sex. Let me do one of the two or I will do the third
>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
[18d20 = 158]
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes
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>>41967
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
>>41969
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
So Trump and Tracy have first attempted move on the rapidly-firing airship, Lenos is on hand with crazy burning fists, And Torcuil is flying about keeping everyone informed.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
>>41976
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
Now I rolled for it earlier, and tempted though I am to use those 20's, only the first set of rolls applies, and its for cannonballs hitting the tower.
>>41964
I'm showing 2 canons hitting with 2 malfunctioning
>>41964
I'm showing 2 canons hitting with 2 malfunctioning
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>>41984
in that case *casts salamander chargehttps://dndtools.net/spells/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/salamander-charge--3587/ and charges the nearest pirate*
in that case *casts salamander chargehttps://dndtools.net/spells/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/salamander-charge--3587/ and charges the nearest pirate*
The layout of the ship is pretty 1/1 divided. There's a fierce collection on the forward/rear section, of comparably able man-power. Its like the crew split up into 2 equal teams, one on the front (the right, perspectively) and one on the back (left)
>>41991
>anagram
I thought the same about >>14988 →
>>41993
There seems to be a "really pretty" one (officer) who tells ppl to do stuff, while others with either small crossbows or large bows cover the perimeter. There are a couple who don't put their swords away also.
>>41994
Then stop sexin' up the build-up. Just sayin'
>anagram
I thought the same about >>14988 →
>>41993
There seems to be a "really pretty" one (officer) who tells ppl to do stuff, while others with either small crossbows or large bows cover the perimeter. There are a couple who don't put their swords away also.
>>41994
Then stop sexin' up the build-up. Just sayin'
>>42007
>claim the dragon poner
... You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every GET?
Also, wait till you get to epic level.
>claim the dragon poner
... You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every GET?
Also, wait till you get to epic level.
So just to make sure I'm visualizing correctly; Trump/Tracy are in full charge (the chad charge, essentially), while Torcuil was poking at the perimeter defense spell (which quickly popped), while Lenos is squaring up and is pissed-off dragon-mode (cus reasons) and while Thez and Infernius slap-fight with words. Yes?
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>>42008
>You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every get
*shrug*
>Wait until epic level
Oh a shape-shifting greater Chromatic dragon (silver or gold) is the perfect epic level cohort. I just wish I had a clear path to 25 Charisma to actually take the Epic leadership Feat. Also that may take a lot longer than just to get to level 20...
>You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every get
*shrug*
>Wait until epic level
Oh a shape-shifting greater Chromatic dragon (silver or gold) is the perfect epic level cohort. I just wish I had a clear path to 25 Charisma to actually take the Epic leadership Feat. Also that may take a lot longer than just to get to level 20...
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>42011
Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
>>42011
Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
>>42013
Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
[18d20 = 171]
>>42013
You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
>>42013
You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
[5d8 = 19]
Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018
In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018
In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
>>42018
She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
Both Trump and Tracy sustain minimal damage and have successfully occupied the center-point of the top-deck of the ship. Either character can move or maneuver but there's lots of enemies.
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>42021
Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
>>42021
Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
[16d20 = 166]
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42023
Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
>>42023
Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
[4d20 = 53]
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).
>>42030
No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.
Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.
Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
Rather the second bit. Oh well, that wasn't much of anything. These pirates are sucking balls. Lenos is first. I think. I can't find the post that says
>>42033
I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs
And yes, Lenos is first.
I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs
And yes, Lenos is first.
>>42024
ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
[4d20 = 44]
>>42033
Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them
Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
>>42033
Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them
Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
[3d20 = 31]
>>42037
Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
>>42037
Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
>>42041
She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
"Zone... Of... PEACE" calls a voice from the captain's wheel. Waves of enervating energy removes any trace of hostile motion or intention from Tracy and Trunp's intention. Both are able to move or declare any action except attacks/combat.
[1d20 = 16]
>>42048
Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
>>42048
Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
"Whistars! Fayntesh! Do your thing," calls the same voice from the captain's direction.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42061
Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
>>42061
Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
>>42066
>What sort of
He wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.
*Goes to the captain*
>What sort of
He wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.
*Goes to the captain*
>>42063
In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065
>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066
"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065
>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066
"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
F> Wall of Force
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
>>41916
Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
>>42078
*pets horsey*
>"This is pretty strong magic. They seem to have stopped the complete hostility anyways"
*pets horsey*
>"This is pretty strong magic. They seem to have stopped the complete hostility anyways"
Meta question because I gotta sleep
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
>>42045
Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
>>42094
Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?
Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?
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