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Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
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Upon Infernius' about-face, Thez mutters "What the shit," and likewise disregards the cannons and <whooof>.
Leaving Lenos, the most obvious and least mobile target.
Leaving Lenos, the most obvious and least mobile target.
>>41690
I figured since they're usually Lawful, they're not dumb enough to stir up shit with creatures who could kill them. Also, figured she'd grown out of that armor.
Tracy might invite them or tea next time she's feeling lonely or nobody wants to eat lunch with her.
I figured since they're usually Lawful, they're not dumb enough to stir up shit with creatures who could kill them. Also, figured she'd grown out of that armor.
Tracy might invite them or tea next time she's feeling lonely or nobody wants to eat lunch with her.
>>41690
Don't care. All evil must be physically removed from this plane of existence, not simply placed in a position where they can be a problem later. Only three evil creatures have thus far escaped Trumpaladin, and he hates that fact enough
>>41691
>lawful evil
Okay, that might be workable
>when Tracy has to eat by herself
Aw... Aww
Don't care. All evil must be physically removed from this plane of existence, not simply placed in a position where they can be a problem later. Only three evil creatures have thus far escaped Trumpaladin, and he hates that fact enough
>>41691
>lawful evil
Okay, that might be workable
>when Tracy has to eat by herself
Aw... Aww
>>41694
"I'NIS!!" Thez calls ahead to him as he makes his way (she's gaining on him btw) "What do you think is right?"
"I'NIS!!" Thez calls ahead to him as he makes his way (she's gaining on him btw) "What do you think is right?"
>>41703
by the way I got my computer working so I wont have to try posting from the damn tiny phone keyboard
by the way I got my computer working so I wont have to try posting from the damn tiny phone keyboard
[14d20 = 140]
>>41700
Thez curses not having wings anymore and <whoooof> appears relatively distantly in front of Infernius.
At this time several of the cannonballs will have made contact with the Tower, determined by dice
>>41700
Thez curses not having wings anymore and <whoooof> appears relatively distantly in front of Infernius.
At this time several of the cannonballs will have made contact with the Tower, determined by dice
5 shots make contact, exploding on impact and charring the surface of the tower, and causing minimal dents to the surface. 2 of the shots make deformed bowl-shapes in the surface, about 4-6" deep.
>>41709
Yeah, f8d24 is Lenos
>>41709
Yeah, f8d24 is Lenos
"Well fuck"
MOUNTS HORSEY
"Take us outside, and see why there are explosions"
MOUNTS HORSEY
"Take us outside, and see why there are explosions"
>>41708
It's meta as fuck, but are they actually able to damage this thing? It seems indestructible, but it'll be a pain to repair.
It's meta as fuck, but are they actually able to damage this thing? It seems indestructible, but it'll be a pain to repair.
>>41711
*lenos's jaw drops upon seeing the dents before he growls deep in his chest* you fucking ass clowns
*lenos's jaw drops upon seeing the dents before he growls deep in his chest* you fucking ass clowns
>>41718
I don't know what kind of ship has cans that could point straight up.
Want to go over them and land on their deck?
I don't know what kind of ship has cans that could point straight up.
Want to go over them and land on their deck?
>>41717
Her eyes narrow. "Fine." She stomps the ground (air, but she's standing on it) in an elongated stance.
"Hokenshou Katsuken."
Her eyes narrow. "Fine." She stomps the ground (air, but she's standing on it) in an elongated stance.
"Hokenshou Katsuken."
>>41720
Close enough to engage in diplomacy. I'm betting on a faction that doesn't really desire to be completely hostile. But don't get too close, or they will definitely perceive the incursion as hostile
Close enough to engage in diplomacy. I'm betting on a faction that doesn't really desire to be completely hostile. But don't get too close, or they will definitely perceive the incursion as hostile
Srry, technical difficulties
Torc, hearing the comotion outside, teleports out to see what the hell is going on
Torc, hearing the comotion outside, teleports out to see what the hell is going on
>>41722
I guess Trumpaladin and Tracy approach the ship, or at least come closer to it, going around in an round about way that avoids the line of cannon fire
I guess Trumpaladin and Tracy approach the ship, or at least come closer to it, going around in an round about way that avoids the line of cannon fire
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>41722
I guess that means it does...
>>41723
Don't let her get shot...
Tracy makes a bee-line towards the ship.
To hell if it can't be blocked though..
Activate the robe because why not. Smoke is default.
And even though we're out in the open, rolling to move silently.
She's not wearing armor, so make sure to block those hits.
>>41722
I guess that means it does...
>>41723
Don't let her get shot...
Tracy makes a bee-line towards the ship.
To hell if it can't be blocked though..
Activate the robe because why not. Smoke is default.
And even though we're out in the open, rolling to move silently.
She's not wearing armor, so make sure to block those hits.
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Does ship look like pic related?
[14d20 = 121]
>>41734
The ship is significantly elevated and distant from the tower. It will take more than one round to get near the vessel.
Another volley of THUMP's erupts from the vessel.
>>41734
The ship is significantly elevated and distant from the tower. It will take more than one round to get near the vessel.
Another volley of THUMP's erupts from the vessel.
>>41734
He should be totally concealed by the smoke to all creatures more than 10 ft away (is does protect the rider, right?).
I guess she could shirk the smokescreen, if he really wants it though..
He should be totally concealed by the smoke to all creatures more than 10 ft away (is does protect the rider, right?).
I guess she could shirk the smokescreen, if he really wants it though..
>>41733
Rogue fighting style: be stealthy, surprise your opponent, and try to sneak attack them in critical areas
Paladin fighting style: talk to your opponent, and only attack when diplomacy has failed. Then destroy your opponent with brute fucking force
Rogue fighting style: be stealthy, surprise your opponent, and try to sneak attack them in critical areas
Paladin fighting style: talk to your opponent, and only attack when diplomacy has failed. Then destroy your opponent with brute fucking force
>>41743
Not right now goddamn it! We need to figure out if they are confused Sparintenar allies, a new faction, or who the fuck they are
Not right now goddamn it! We need to figure out if they are confused Sparintenar allies, a new faction, or who the fuck they are
[1d20 = 16]
>>41745
Are there any distinctive markings? What is the ship like close up. Anything about the ship. Search check
>>41745
Are there any distinctive markings? What is the ship like close up. Anything about the ship. Search check
>>41745
Aww, now I can't "leedle leedle lee"
Torc looks at the ship and teleports again endinh up next to Thez and Infernius.
"Any ideas for that ship?"
Aww, now I can't "leedle leedle lee"
Torc looks at the ship and teleports again endinh up next to Thez and Infernius.
"Any ideas for that ship?"
>>41745
"me am heartbroken that hitler wanted me to kill addy. brad gets a free cat and me get told to kill my baby."
"me am heartbroken that hitler wanted me to kill addy. brad gets a free cat and me get told to kill my baby."
*points at while cussing about them denting the tower before hime and casts fireball*
>>41748
Up close? Good question.
A mechanized device starts up on the ship, causing a "bang" sound about 3x/sec. Which equals 18x/round.
Up close? Good question.
A mechanized device starts up on the ship, causing a "bang" sound about 3x/sec. Which equals 18x/round.
[1d20 = 6]
>>41753
What class is Lenos?
Rolling for magical detecton on the ship. Does arcane knowledge give me a bonus? I'm assuming full levels in it.
>>41753
What class is Lenos?
Rolling for magical detecton on the ship. Does arcane knowledge give me a bonus? I'm assuming full levels in it.
>>41758
Wait until she gets inside.
She's going to juant inside the cock-pit and give them all a warm welcome.
Wait until she gets inside.
She's going to juant inside the cock-pit and give them all a warm welcome.
>>41760
Just don't cause a faction that doesn't need to be hostile to be hostile to us. I don't know of any presently existing hostile faction that would have one of these devices
Just don't cause a faction that doesn't need to be hostile to be hostile to us. I don't know of any presently existing hostile faction that would have one of these devices
>>41753
A voice can be heard calling out as the fireball nears, responded to by a call-back from dozens of voices.
The fireball explodes harmlessly against the craft.
>>41758
Out of range, and being shot at
>>41759
"He's,... wait, I'm... not," she says after moments of contemplation, interrupted by pauses.
>>41760
She would have done so, until she rebounds against a rubbery membrane of some indeterminable compound.
A voice can be heard calling out as the fireball nears, responded to by a call-back from dozens of voices.
The fireball explodes harmlessly against the craft.
>>41758
Out of range, and being shot at
>>41759
"He's,... wait, I'm... not," she says after moments of contemplation, interrupted by pauses.
>>41760
She would have done so, until she rebounds against a rubbery membrane of some indeterminable compound.
>>41763
Very impressive
Force horse to jaunt back, then have her take him over near the deck. Wave and say hello or excuse me to anyone in range
Very impressive
Force horse to jaunt back, then have her take him over near the deck. Wave and say hello or excuse me to anyone in range
>>41764
Essentially yes. It is flimsy, but it while it allows initial movement into the field, it promptly ejects the person caught out of the field at a pace no less than the speed they entered from.
>>41766
"Fuck the sky-pirates. Those fucks should have an easy time of it," she says crossing her arms on her chest, and tilting her head.
Essentially yes. It is flimsy, but it while it allows initial movement into the field, it promptly ejects the person caught out of the field at a pace no less than the speed they entered from.
>>41766
"Fuck the sky-pirates. Those fucks should have an easy time of it," she says crossing her arms on her chest, and tilting her head.
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Inferniuos thez lets get on that ship I have a spell that you will both like
[1d20 = 1]
>>41784
Trumpaladin tries to raise horsey higher where they can see onto the deck/talk/find an opening in the force field
Search check
>>41784
Trumpaladin tries to raise horsey higher where they can see onto the deck/talk/find an opening in the force field
Search check
>>41785
I have t done it yet. Just take us where we can see something and have some idea what is going on
I have t done it yet. Just take us where we can see something and have some idea what is going on
>>41786
You know, I just happened to have stumbled across a handy-dandy Crit/Fail chart. ^_^ Roll a d100
You know, I just happened to have stumbled across a handy-dandy Crit/Fail chart. ^_^ Roll a d100
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>>41785
We can attempt dispel magic, we can fly up to the deck to see what is there and if the force field stops us, or we can do an elaborate trick with dimension door. What do you want to do?
We can attempt dispel magic, we can fly up to the deck to see what is there and if the force field stops us, or we can do an elaborate trick with dimension door. What do you want to do?
>>41794
No quite astute but she can roll to divert and catch him
>>41793
I really don't think thats where Infernius' head is at.
>>41791
"Yeah," she looks sad, then happy, then grim-faced again. "So what of you then? Your god commands you to give me the gas. So, come then." she points to an invisible point in front of her, and then takes a relaxed stance.
No quite astute but she can roll to divert and catch him
>>41793
I really don't think thats where Infernius' head is at.
>>41791
"Yeah," she looks sad, then happy, then grim-faced again. "So what of you then? Your god commands you to give me the gas. So, come then." she points to an invisible point in front of her, and then takes a relaxed stance.
>>41796
And I'm guessing you want to ethereal jaunt inside the hull after that? Okay I guess.
Even if Trumpaladin is blinded from rolling a 1 on a search check, cast Dispel magic with an area effect on the field in front of them.
\r
And I'm guessing you want to ethereal jaunt inside the hull after that? Okay I guess.
Even if Trumpaladin is blinded from rolling a 1 on a search check, cast Dispel magic with an area effect on the field in front of them.
\r
>>41797
"look thez me dont want to gas you, you have made me the happiest minotuar ever, you give me me child me have to protect her, remember me promised."
"look thez me dont want to gas you, you have made me the happiest minotuar ever, you give me me child me have to protect her, remember me promised."
>>41801
"Like you could gas me," she says off-handedly, but loosens her stiff body language and disposition as he continues.
>>41800
Success, forfeiting any further movement.
Volley of cannon-balls makes contact, the remainder raining down on Port Barry indescriminaately.
"Like you could gas me," she says off-handedly, but loosens her stiff body language and disposition as he continues.
>>41800
Success, forfeiting any further movement.
Volley of cannon-balls makes contact, the remainder raining down on Port Barry indescriminaately.
[1d20+5 = 17]
Since I can't get a boost, Torc flys at the airship, preforming another spellcraft check when in range
Since I can't get a boost, Torc flys at the airship, preforming another spellcraft check when in range
>>41812
Those aren't your only choices, you've got lots. Through the staff (of Power) however, - which is the only way Torcuil is doing anything combative - those 3 are his options. Any spell could apply in this situation, since he's not distinguished himself as a threat.
Those aren't your only choices, you've got lots. Through the staff (of Power) however, - which is the only way Torcuil is doing anything combative - those 3 are his options. Any spell could apply in this situation, since he's not distinguished himself as a threat.
>>41813
If dispel magic doesn't work, then try to see if there is any part of the ship that is not covered. Try to land on the deck. See if there are open port holes. See if a rear propulsion system exists and is open. Are the gas bags protected? We know it shoots cannon balls, so clearly, something in the shield must open. If that doesn't work, try attacking the barrier or ship to see if it can be damaged. And if that doesn't work, well, we still have a trick with dimension door that may or may not work
If dispel magic doesn't work, then try to see if there is any part of the ship that is not covered. Try to land on the deck. See if there are open port holes. See if a rear propulsion system exists and is open. Are the gas bags protected? We know it shoots cannon balls, so clearly, something in the shield must open. If that doesn't work, try attacking the barrier or ship to see if it can be damaged. And if that doesn't work, well, we still have a trick with dimension door that may or may not work
When lenos gets up nest to trumpalidin he will touch him and cast fires of purity https://dndtools.net/spells/spell-compendium--86/fires-purity--4505/
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Tracy pounds uselessly against the force-field, making frustrated monster noises as she waits for her next turn.
>>41817
The spell is fine, but trump is about 2/5 distance from target, while Lenos is ~4/5 distance, and Fires of purity is a touch effect.
The spell is fine, but trump is about 2/5 distance from target, while Lenos is ~4/5 distance, and Fires of purity is a touch effect.
>>41829
Well Torc can fly, yes?
This means he can hover, yes?
So why can't he hover into range for a spellcraft check, and figure out what the fuck that fucking barrier is?
Well Torc can fly, yes?
This means he can hover, yes?
So why can't he hover into range for a spellcraft check, and figure out what the fuck that fucking barrier is?
[1d20 = 11]
Okay, so the party that is intent on the new ship is in position - relatively - to attack. Thez and Infernius are having maritals. Lenos seems to be helping, but don't be too sure. Everyone roll for initiative.
Okay, so the party that is intent on the new ship is in position - relatively - to attack. Thez and Infernius are having maritals. Lenos seems to be helping, but don't be too sure. Everyone roll for initiative.
K. Torcuil, the field isn't "just" a normal magic field, several ppl have went together to put it in place. Previous attempts to dispel were unsuccessful.
>>41837
So with indeterminate benefits, each time Tracy stabs the air around the 'perimeter' theres a weird hissing sound.
>>41837
So with indeterminate benefits, each time Tracy stabs the air around the 'perimeter' theres a weird hissing sound.
>>41848
Drawing her cane is a free action with the quiver, as is releasing her chain.
Tracy has been slamming her body and hooves against this thing all along, I didn't roll because I didn't think there'd be consequences.
Drawing her cane is a free action with the quiver, as is releasing her chain.
Tracy has been slamming her body and hooves against this thing all along, I didn't roll because I didn't think there'd be consequences.
The party's explorational period and general poking around is accentuated (cut off?) by 14 rapid-fire thuds which explode from the side of the vessel, which is still a good way away thanks to this fucking field.
so what is the order of actions? meaning who goes first second and so forth
>>41854
*slams field with both hooves, pushing with chest and stabbing with sword, determined to push through*
*slams field with both hooves, pushing with chest and stabbing with sword, determined to push through*
>>41857
im assuming that lenos has made it to trump if so he will cast that spell on trump and then stand in place and watch for now
im assuming that lenos has made it to trump if so he will cast that spell on trump and then stand in place and watch for now
>>41859
You were/are, but GM is talking to 6 ppl at the same time
>>41861
U rly wanna poke the balloon? Torcuil flies up the the balloon. The balloon is ephemeral, and seems quite flimsy, but otherwise spans a volumetric area fastly superior to the ship. It seems almost like a flak blanket, except magically so.
You were/are, but GM is talking to 6 ppl at the same time
>>41861
U rly wanna poke the balloon? Torcuil flies up the the balloon. The balloon is ephemeral, and seems quite flimsy, but otherwise spans a volumetric area fastly superior to the ship. It seems almost like a flak blanket, except magically so.
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>>41862
I didn't mean poke the balloon, I wanted to see ifthe magical barrier would, like, melt flesh.
But now that you mention it...
I didn't mean poke the balloon, I wanted to see ifthe magical barrier would, like, melt flesh.
But now that you mention it...
>>41865
>Uncertain if the magic barrier causes flesh to melt and fall off the bone, Torcuil sticks his right index finger directly into the magic barrier
I'm going to let this one sink in
>Uncertain if the magic barrier causes flesh to melt and fall off the bone, Torcuil sticks his right index finger directly into the magic barrier
I'm going to let this one sink in
>>41865
Fucking pop it.
We'll drop the vessel to kill everyone on board. Then we'll revive and torture information out of the crew later, and reassemble the ship over the next week.
I'm sick of waiting.
Fucking pop it.
We'll drop the vessel to kill everyone on board. Then we'll revive and torture information out of the crew later, and reassemble the ship over the next week.
I'm sick of waiting.
>>41865
Shush, we're not to that level yet.
Its a simple abjuration, deflecting (but not dispelling, that would be complicated) field, which chaotically repels any lingering magical signatures.
Meaning, ethereal, invisible, or otherwise magical buffs will kick the character outside the field.
Shush, we're not to that level yet.
Its a simple abjuration, deflecting (but not dispelling, that would be complicated) field, which chaotically repels any lingering magical signatures.
Meaning, ethereal, invisible, or otherwise magical buffs will kick the character outside the field.
>>41867
Horsey, fly us up over top the ship, pony-form, let us fall through, then transform back and fly onto the deck. Or just let us fall onto the deck. Or I can call Fae and she can fly us onto the deck
Horsey, fly us up over top the ship, pony-form, let us fall through, then transform back and fly onto the deck. Or just let us fall onto the deck. Or I can call Fae and she can fly us onto the deck
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