/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>41460
"Oh!" surprise, blushing, hugs.

>>41462
Oh, now she IS waifu?

>>41462
*seductive wink*
Making an offer

>>41464
This

>>41463
"me be back,me getting hot chocolate."
*retrieves 2 hot chocolates from kitchen.*

>>41466
*continues cuddling*

>>41468
"What's all this about, and don't give me the standard "Me love you" line; why all this?"

>>41472
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*

>>41474
>Trumpaladin will never be loved in this way
>Never

>>41473
Thanks for the unicorn

>>41461
[happy pony noises]
>>41462
Did you consider the near-Death experience?
Also, Snek deserves some affection.

>>41476
[sad pony noises]
".. I love you, Flashy..."

>>41477
I think of snek as almost a puppet of Torcuil, not a separate being. In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection

>>41478
*points to Infernius and Thez*
"But that. Did you know he'd consider renouncing National Socialism for the sake of her?"

>>41479
>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."

>>41481
"Would you purify and save your soul for the sake of your family?"

>>41479
>TIL I'm coldblooded and don't desire affection
>>41477
Near-Death?
I guess Torc hasn't played fetch with him in a while...
>>41476
MINE

*sigh*

>>41482
".. Well, I could try to do that.."
[confused pony noises]
"...I'm not sure what that means though.."
>>41484
Wouldn't you lose all of your spellcasting abilities if you defied your god or his scripture?

>>41483
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality

>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons

>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*

>>41486
But you said it was because its ancap...

>throws ball for Mr. Snek

>>41486
*licks affectionately*
".. I'll always love you Flashy..."
[glum pony noises]

>>41488
[glum paladin noises]
*pets pony head, but is sad*

>>41487
Libertarians are kind of anti-social though

>>41480
And I love Ponk

>>41483
>MINE
You can have Trollestia, but I'm taking Felicia

>>41489
*licking intensifies*
".. If I'm with you, I can be happy.."

>>41489
>Libertarians are kind of anti-social though
Eh, I won't debate it.
>I can have Troll
Works for me
>>41490
Torc can summon a bunch of poners for the staff

>>41492
>summon poners
What spell is that?

>>41490
Uh...

>>41491
"What is it you really want though?"
*pets horse head*

>>41494
"... I want to be a mommy.."

>>41495
"Is that really what you want?"

>>41496
"It's what I want more than anything."

>>41497
*puts horsey on lap*

"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"

>>41493
Like, was that creative license from the summon monster table, or what?

>>41498
".. What is that, Flashy?"

>>41499
Hella

>>41500
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"

>>41501
I figured

>>41501
Ah.
Can Tracy summon other things too, so long as their CR is within her ability in the Summon Monster table, and they're of ebil alignment?
>>41503
I thought it was Natures Ally for a moment. Druids can summon Unicorns spontaneously.

>>41505
>summuns
Theoretically

>>41506
Can Torc use Mr. Snek as a mount?
Somehow?

>>41507
>Mounting snek
That sounds suspiciously like treading

>>41507
You would have to convince Snek to allow to step on

>>41506
*nibbles ear*

>>41507
Graft some Wings of Flying onto him too.

>>41508
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so

>>41512
You're wanting snek's help to trespass on someone else's private property?

>>41512
So perhaps a contract then?

>>41506
So, like, ebil creatures with 3 CR or lower?

>>41514
this

>>41513
No, I'm saying you don't violate the NAP if you get permission and clarify first
>>41514
Pretty much

>>41502
".. I can't do that for you, Flashy, but I could help.."

>>41519
*pets horsey*
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"

>>41520
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
*Licks cheek*
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"

>>41521
*pets pony*
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*

>>41522
".. No matter what happens, Flashy, I will always love you."
*Lays head on chest*

>>41523
*Lays hand on pony*
"And I'll always love you"

>>41524
[Happy pony noises]

>Faggot goes to bed

I noticed there are a lot more kinds of Ebil Outsiders than there are Good ones. In fact, there's three times as many, at least for creatures that have the Good/Ebil subtype.

>>41530
*Builds Planar wall*
*Raises deportation force for said creatures*

>>41531
>Planar wall
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...

>>41532
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best

>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension

>>41533
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.
>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.

>>41534
>>41534
>I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work
Oh Please. Spells from this plane are willing to work, they just won't work for slave level wages

>>41535
Ah. Kek.

>>41535
But to give a non-meme answer, I'm sure it's possible to be selective as to which planes you close off. Like real Donald Trump ran on a campaign against Latin American and Middle Eastern immigration, but his waifu #3 is a Slovenian supermodel. Likewise, Remoth's band of cats came from a dimension of goodness and Football, and accordingly Fae is an extraplanar who will not be removed. Probably there are others (Trollestia?).

>>41537
*Casts Dispel Evil*

>>41538
Yeah, but the more complex the ebin spell, the higher the Spellcraft DC. Anything that would be able to completely block planar travel across a continent-wide range would take like seven Epic-level Spellcasters (probably Clerics or Theurges) just to conceive the Abjuration in theory, because that kind of magick is basically god-territory.
Also, it'd be gay because we wouldn't have any demons to fight.
If anything, what you want is just a city-wide Dimensional Lock, and even that'd be a feat in and of itself.

>>41540
>It would take like seven ebin level spellcasters
>You can't build the wall
>There's too much property that would have to be seized by emanate domain
>It would take too long
>It would be too expensive
>Oy vey, you can't just build 1300 miles of it
>We can achieve an even more effective barrier by using an (((electronic fence))), goyim. That way, you can watch them as they walk across.
Bitch, please.

You forget that much of Trumpaladin's magic, and certainly most of Torcuil's, is meme magic. It's a magical form that derives its strength not only from singular powerful individuals, but the combined and collective strength of an entire movement. It can be done. Believe me.

>>41541
Good point.
Just don't do it anytime soon. I still want to get XP through combat.

>>41543
Wrong pic, but I guess it describes the feeling...

>>41542
Well, we already had our demonic fighting sequence. The demonic invasion. We gained two or three levels from it. Then the demonic realms were sealed off by the travel ban. We have plenty of enemies to fight still. For example, Trumpaladin still has not slain a dragon.

>>41546
Soros still lives though.

>>41547
He does, and you can bet he hasn't been sitting around going "Awww shucks, they beat me twice now, I better give up."

>>41548
I have like a billion questions about the Generals

But am afraid to ask...

>>41549
Fire away
>has covfefe

>>41548
I'll bet.
That kike is always planning something.
He's probably pretty pissed about being eaten from the legs up last time too...

>>41550
Okay...

First question - what are their levels? I'd presume they started at level 1. I believe you said that the NPCs that participated in the fight against the Tarasque gained three levels. And now the Gestahpo and the Generals have each participated in smaller actions even if they didn't kill anything (troll hunt and catching Darkie) but definitely participated in the defense of Port Barry in the undead invasion

Is time frozen in game, or can Tracy do things before the next fight?

>>41553
Well, you're not outside, where there's cannonballs, so yes Tracy can do minimal stuffs.

>>41553
Stahp. You are relentless. You are trying to make all of our characters forfeit their time in game because you are specifying actions, while we are not

>>41552
Yes. Non-distinguished side-factions (Generals, Gestapo, and Fight Club) are all at level 5. When they start operating individually is when more specific elements can be observed/introduced, but at the moment they can all be seen to have the same stats.

>>41556
And can these be considered levels in character classes?

>>41557
Yes. Fight Club gets ranks in Monk, Generals and Gestapo would probably be Fighter, but I'm open to an alternative that makes sense.

>>41554
Alright.
Tracy goes down to the armory to make another Screaming Bolt.

>>41559
That's not minimal, unless Tracy is not planning on engaging the latest adversaries.

>>41560
Okay then.
I'll have her feed her birds, and re-keen her blades.

>>41558
With regards to any ability (strength, Dexterity or whathaveyou) are any points as high as 12?

>>41561
Oh, I'm definitely going to have her fight. I'm hungry for XP.

>>41563
I haven't decided yet. Why do you ask?

>>41565
The biggest reason is that certain fighter feats have ability score prerequisites. For example, rapid shot requires 13 dexterity, cleave or power attack require 13 strength, and so forth. A paladin or cleric's spells require a wisdom higher than 10, a Paladin's divine grace is meaningless without a charisma of 12 or higher, and so forth. A dexterity of 12 allows a +1 bonus to ranged attack rolls and a +1 bonus to AC. A strength of 12 allows a +1 bonus to melee attack and damage rolls, and allows special composite bows to be constructed and used that give +1 higher damage. A constitution of 12 gives +5 HP at level 5

>>41567
So are you looking to establish a threshold of possibility, or did you have a particular breakdown that you would consider more favorable? I ask on this one because I would consider the Generals as being more proficient/specialized with ranged weapons (some of them at least), than perhaps the Gestapo who's tactics are primarily coordinated assault.

>>41507
You know you have like 6 different spells to conjure Mounts, right?
Try this one from now on.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phantom_Steed
It could run/fly/air-walk at 240 ft at your caster level.

>>41568
Well, yes to both. A "threshold of possibility" for the kinds of feats I could give them now or in the future, with rapid shot being the most useful, but also to know what if any bonuses they would have.

My original intention with the generals was basically to recreate Korak's use of his NPCs - ranged support for the hero characters that is only mildly or moderately effective at dealing damage, but harasses the hell out of an attacker, and is extremely difficult to effectively counter.

I figured the Generals would engage with a ranged weapon first, and would prefer to stay in fortified positions where the enemy could not easily close in for melee range while the Generals are too spaced out for attacks from a distance to take out more than one at a time. From there, the Generals could fire at an opponent with a height advantage and cover or partial cover. Outside of this role, they are mounted infantry, going to the battlefield on horseback but dismounting for combat (for now - maybe if they get the right feats...). They tend to stay back and use ranged weapons, but if there are many smaller enemies, or if the enemy draws close, they pull out a melee weapon like a great sword, and engage with it.

I'd sort of like higher dexterity and strength, because dexterity gives ranged attack rolls and AC, strength gives better melee attack and damage, but also lets you build composite bows that give higher damage, and constitution gives a slight HP bonus.

These people are not accountants or lawyers. They are farmers, hunters, and ranchers who picked up sword and bow and shield to defend their city when it was attacked, and now are physically able enough to be basically professional football players. So I don't think it's implausible that they have higher than average strength, dexterity. I also want to note that if they were being leveled as player characters, they would receive +1 ability point at level 4.

>>41571
Shhhh. We divegrass nao.

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"...I'm growing stronger!"

>>41571
I don't know that they're at professional level yet, they've only been at it for a season or two, and this is a world that previously did not know Football. I will say that none of them will have stats higher than 13, and not all of them will have 13's, but that the overall abilities and stats would be consistent aside exceptional individuals.

>>41574
Alright. Would all or most of them have 12s in strength or dexterity?

>>41575
Presumably, since those are the attributes Trump would be looking for in particular when he formed the Generals.

Are there ways to increase your stats in game? Tracy could use some moar Charisma.

>>41576
For the purpose adding a strength rating to the primary weapon (a composite longbow), could all be considered to have 12 strength (or possibly 13)?

>>41577
>>41578
You get one additional ability point at level 16. Aside from that, items give bonuses, and wish spells can give bonuses
\r

Can I get Tracy's Constitution score again?

>>41577
>>41578
Aside from magical items - the kind that usually involve Wish or the like to craft - only by gaining levels. I think it's +1/4 levels
>>41579
I have it at 11 in pony form

>>41579
I would put it at 1/4 of the generals have 13, 1/4 have 12, and 1/2 have 11, in both for simplicity's sake.

>>41581
>11 in pony form
That's lower than I thought..
So she's got
>19 Dex
>16 Str
>13 Wis
>11 Char
>11 Int
>11 Con
Right?

>>41583
In pony form, that seems about right

>>41583
Wrong

Str 11
Dex 19
Con 10
Wis 9
Int 13
Cha 11

See >>12210 →

>>41581
>items needing wish
Wish itself can also increase stats, can't it?
>>41585
That doesn't make any sense.
Why would her Wis be lower than that of a regular hoers?
Poners should get a +2 modifier for Char...

>>41585
I have so many charts at this point, its hard to be certain if I'm looking at the right one.

>>41586
Because Tracy is unwise

>>41586
Why would Tracy's Strength be higher than that of a human three times her size?

>>41586
Well, that's what I meant. I messed up the structure of that sentence

>>41588
Tracy has street smarts.
And she knows the games are rigged.
>>41589
Muh Earth Pony Magick.

>>41592
This
Also, see >>41569

>>41586
The rules on wish 4 perma-stats is thus:
+1 to +5 can be applied to a character for one stat, which requires successive casting of wish (meaning, get 5 dudes to cast it at the same time). No more than +5 can be granted in this way, and casting in any way non-successively does not stack.

>>41582
Okay, now for the even more real question: when taking the weapon focus feat, does it apply to a type of weapon - like composite longbow - or to a specific weapon - this composite longbow

>>41593
Ehhhh, I guess.
First I gotta actually understand half the meta shit you guys talk about before I go deciding on a mount

>>41595
You can do that once per ability score, meaning +1 to +5 for each stat. Good luck finding sufficient ebin wizards who will readily contract for that though. That shit costs alot of exp
>>41597
It applies to the type

>>41598
It's not a mount, it's a spell to conjure one for a ride.
You could also collaborate with Infernius to craft a Stone Horse, if you want something more permanent.

>>41599
>Good luck finding sufficient ebin wizards who will readily contract for are stupid enough to do that though. That shit costs alot of exp
Hi
>>41600
>Stone Horse
I'm listening

>>41601
Hi

>>41602
So wait, what stats do you need boosted?

>>41598
Well...

You don't get a Special mount like a Paladin, nor the Blackguard's fiendish servant. You do get a familiar but snek is your familiar. Trollestia would let you ride her, and she's better than a normal mount, but she is MIA. You can always summon a pony or horse. You can buy a horse. I'm not sure if you can get a pegasus but... get a pegasus. Get a stallion so people don't fight to fuck it

>>41603
Wait really? Intelligence, Dexterity, Charisma, or Strength are all ones I'd love boosted

>tfw you have higher Char as a man-eating fiend than you do as an adorable poner
>>41602
"... Flashy.. You think I'm cute, right?"
[self-conscious pony noises]

>>41581
If i remember correctly you can also increase stats by praying to your diety and hoping that it is in a good mood plus you need a high roll to get it the problem is if you get a low roll it can lower your stat instead

>>41604
What the fuck did you think I mean by "a wizard stupid enough?"
You get one, but you gotta think of something good to give Torc for it
>>41606
>infernius tries to raise int
>rolls 1

>>41606
Fuck yeah!

>>41605
"Well... when you can't see your ribs through your skin, when your pupils aren't like a cat's, when your eyes don't have that creepy dead look, then sure. You look cute. There's no helping that mane style though"

>>41603
So you're just coughing up experience then? One doesn't simply cast wish.
>>41605
Charisma doesn't equal comeliness
>>41606
>>41608
GM would have to be really drunk to allow that

>>41608
>he was honest
Have fun when she stirs Trump's haggis

One gm i had required a natural 20 to raise a stat one point but anythong below a 10 lowered it one point

>>41609
I already know what I'm asking you for the next time you are drunk and vulnerable

>>41610
She loves me for who I am. Maybe

>>41607
Neat. Anything you want?

>>41609
>coughing up
Hell no, I'm not a fucking socialist.
Now, if we where to come an agreement where Trump got Torc some cool shit, now we could talk.

Also, did Torc ever find anything out anout his new staff thingy. You said it was abjuration, and thats it
>>41612
>want
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>41601
>Stone Horse
It's a wondrous item. It takes Flesh to Stone AND Animate Objects though, so you'd need a Cleric or a Bard to help you finish it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Stone_Horse
You know what the best part is? It only turns back into a warm-blooded animal with the Stone to Flesh spell, so you don't have to worry about lawless, non-wizard horse-thieves causing drama.

>>41613
>staff
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Staff_of_Abjuration
Good for defense.

>>41605
*hugs pony*
"This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this is one of mine"

>>41616
[happy pony noises]

>>41614
Torc can do clerical spells, so that should be fine

>>41618
Sound investment, imo.

Will we get into combat tonight?

>>41620
Hopefully before then. Technically combat already started and hasn't continued.

*puts on armor*

>>41621
*dresses husbando in armor, like a big doll*

>>41622
No.

>>41622
Does your Character have Mounted Combat? She could skip the armor altogether if he had it.
>is starting to regret letting those giants walk away.

>>41625
she could ship her armor*

>>41621
While Tracy was relentlessly advancing time earlier, Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals, to talk to and comfort Slovenia, who did very well the previous day, and of course to help Felicia adjust by helping her to breakfast covfefe, and a set of canvas from the crafting area

>>41623
*is dressed by poner*

>>41625
No... A paladin's mount has a massive natural armor bonus, and Tracy's mounted form includes the unreasonably high AC of the 3.5 version of the Nightmare.
Do not mention the giants

>>41627
>Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals
I think it would've had to have been within the tower. The Port is literally under fire.
You should have enough time to put on your armor and grab/prepare your weapons though.
Take one of Tracy's lances, and put that tower shield that you never use in her bag.

>>41628
I mean in the morning, during that period of time you had Tracy search for Trollestia and hunt and train on the holodeck

>>41628
He specified earlier, not atm

>>41630
Oh, so they're both still in the bathhouse?

>>41631
I don't understand your question. He's saying that well before any of this happened, during various times where Tracy and GM were the only ones active and were doing all manner of things, Trump wants to have gone about the Generals as described. I'll allow it.

>>41630
Perfectly hypothetical, but what's the DC on a diplomacy check to have sex with Slovenia. And Felicia while we're speculating
\r

>>41632
I'm just wondering where the characters are.
I know that Lenos, Thez and Infernius are outside.

>>41634
I had imagined Trumpaladin and Tracy were in a gold-plated hottub or small pool in the Tower

>>41635
>not using the new bathhouse
Don't worry, they're on the water side.

>>41633
Don't cause more drama than is needed.

>>41638
I know. That's why it's a hypothetical and not a "roll to fuck Slovenia while she's still excited from Trebuchets"

>>41637
Well, the purpose of the Diplomacy feature is to improve NPC attitudes. I've buffed the fuck out of Trumpaladin's Diplomacy score, although I never use it because RPing it is so much more fun. But to improve the attitude of an NPC from "unfriendly" to "helpful" is 40 DC, and to improve the attitude of a hostile NPC to helpful is 50. Slovenia seems to already be at "helpful," which means "will take risks to help you." To improve her to "Fanatic," which means "would give life for you," would be another 50 DC. Although I think she's already been diplomacied before, so there may be a limit to how much she can actually be improved

>>41639
>hypothetical
... Yeah.. sure....

>>41640
Oh come on. "Roll to fuck the barmaid" is such a common occurrence that I'm actually almost surprised it's not already included in the insanely detailed set of 3.5 edition rules. Tell me you aren't yourself curious as to what the DC would be

Also, why is she so mean to him? reeeee let him have a couple more long term sexual relationships

>>41641
*nibbles ankle*
[concerned pony noises]

>>41642
>pic related
*Pets horsey on the ears*
"What's wrong little pony?"

>>41618
infernuis is the most useless character.

>>41618
At what level?
>>41644
That isn't true.
I'm the one who hasn't detected any traps, assassinated any targets, or picked any locks...

>>41644
Aww, don't feel that way, you're insanely useful
*pets minotaur*
"You know you're a lot bigger and strong than me. Than any of us, really"

>>41646
"me only good for smashing things, and Hitler obviously doesn't care about me."

>>41647
"Pfft! Smashing is useful. And you are useful for more much more than smacking. You're the best lover here. Very impressive your love is. A great spell caster as well.

Don't be fooled by Lord Hitler's rough, shitposty way of talking. That's just to scare the leftists and degenerates away. He's soft and cuddly on the inside, and he's impressed by you. He's hard on you because he has high expectations for you. He knows you're capable of much. But he loves you. I love you"
*hugs Minotaur*

>>41648
"he loves me so he wants to kill my child?"

>>41650
"Oh, that's just him being abrasive. He doesn't want you to kill your child. He just has likes things to be perfect and he has high standards. But he knows your love is pure minus the race mixing part. And he knows your heart is great and strong"
*hugs tightly*

>>41651
"me don't believe you, me be at the sticky wickett."

>>41643
*wraps self around ankle*
"....... You wouldn't ever cheat on me again, would you, Flashy?"
*trusting gaze*

>>41652
"Isn't there like explodey shit outside? I'm telling you. Where as Elway only demands of his followers that they be 70% football on any given day, Hitler wants the very best. A demanding deity, but a loving deity."

>>41653
"D'aww that's cute. What do you mean, little pony?"

>>41654
"I'm your waifu, you don't need any other mares, right? If you ever need it, just come to me.."

>>41644
Bullshit kek
In all honesty Torc is, just because I have no idea wtf I'm actually doing.

>>41652
Yeah, you're still being shot at by cannons. If there's enough ppl on, we were gonna get combaty

>>41656
... and with this it looks like just about everyone is here

>>41656
Just try to come up with good quality memes and we'll figure it out.

>>41657
I've been begging my family to get us to get food for a while now. So I'll have to leave soon

>>41655
"Aww... Little pony, me hugging Felicia or kissing Slovenia or sticking Trollestia doesn't mean you're not good enough for me. You're plenty good enough. You're a wonderful little mare"

>>41660
"It means something to me though... a lot.. Please don't mess around with other mares..."

>>41661
*Picks up pony*
*puts her on his lap*
*pets pony*
"I mean, I guess if you really don't want me to, I can stop..."

*pets pony*

"I didn't know you didn't want me to do that... what exactly is it you don't want me to do again?"

>>41658
So are we starting?

>>41663
>>41658
I'm delirious from hunger but it looks like I won't be leaving for a while
\r

>>41664
u could always >pic related
Seriously though, where we last left off, Thez is standing about 1000' in midair, Lenos is floating to the ground like a feather, also from about 1000', and Infernius is on Uatchit. Trump and Tracy are in the tower, and Torcuil is,... uhm,....

>>41657
tats okay i still walk to the wickett.

>>41662
"Flirt, buck, grope, romance, seduce, eat dinner alone with, or otherwise cohort with other females."

>>41667
"That's a long list. Baby steps, little pony. I won't have sex with other females though, for you"

>>41664
RIP
>>41665
Tower, last I remember he got a meat bun from Tracy

>>41668
"Like I said, if you ever feel like you need to, just come to me.."
*kisses*
"Alright?"

>>41666
Infernius, in spite of the moments-ago concluded free-fall sex, which only concluded because Lenos came out of nowhere attached to a flaming keg, resulting in a huge explosion, inexplicably slumps his shoulders and directs Uatchit to the Sticy Wicket cuz,... reasons?
Something like that?

>>41671
>cuz,… reasons?
cuz the Deity he devoted his life to told him to kill the only thing he wanted in his life and hes having a hard time dealing with it.

>>41671
Tracy and Trump were fucking while the Port was being firebombed, so it's not that bad..
>>41666
Don't get too drunk though..

>>41670\\
*rubs pony in a "whose a good girl" kind of way*
"Alright little pony. And you don't be too evil, or evil in ways that make me have to go after, okay little pony?"

>>41666
>Satan Trips
Gif related

>>41671
>Reasons
He feels like Hitler doesn't love him enough

>>41673
My excuse is that I was at the movies and then driving and I missed what the fuck was going on and also didn't want to acknowledge the things outside

>>41672
I don't remember there being a command to kill the child

>>41674
*rolls over*
[happy pony noises]

>>41675
When he asked what to do since Thez was pregnant, his response was "gas".