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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40840
40841
Sleep_Demon_with_Wings.png
Nightmarish boop
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40841
>>40840
Reeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40842
40843 40845
>>40835 →
>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes Trumpaladin
Thanks for the sword and the belt

>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm

>Facepalm
But how?

>Al Thez
>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40843
>>40842
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40844
40849
1549783__safe_spike_my little pony-colon- the movie_spoiler-colon-my little pony movie_cropped_meme_reaction image_scared_solo focus_tony kornheiser_wh.png

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40845
>>40842
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40846
Again (inb4 reeee) I'm not saying don't, though I don't often agree to why when you do.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40847
40848 40851 40853
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>40838
>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40848
40849
>>40847
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40849
40850
>>40844
See >>40837 →

>>40848
But he just sexed her
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40850
40852
>>40849
And?
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40851
40856
>>40847
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40852
40854
>>40850
reeeee why is she insatiable
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40853
1514684338470.png
1514684314922.jpg
>>40847

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40854
40855
>>40852
Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40855
>>40854
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
jUW0k
?
No.40856
40857 40858
1127139__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_animated_solo_thousand yard stare.gif
>>40851
>You can't keep Infernius
*sad waifu thief noises*

*Shakes pony off leg*
\r
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40857
40859
>>40856
"Well, you can try,...."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40858
40862
>>40856
>*Shakes pony of leg*
Lol no
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40859
40860
>>40857
"what?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40860
40861 40862
>>40859
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40861
40863
>>40860
"hes not saying he wants to fight me."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40862
>>40858
*sighs*

*lets her finish*

"My poor pants..."

>>40860
>She's this cocky, because she knows she has nothing to be worried about
reeeeee
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40863
40864
>>40861
"But I thought us being together was degenerate,...."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40864
40865 40867 40920
>>40863
"i told him no."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40865
40866
>>40864
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40866
40868 40869
>>40865
"well ya know."
*winks*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40867
>>40864
>Saying no to Hitler
>Ever
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40868
40871
image.jpeg
>>40866
>implying you could resist Trumpaladin's charm
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40869
40870 40872
>>40866
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40870
>>40869
"I have +34 on Diplomacy checks, you know"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40871
photo.jpg
>>40868

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40872
40873 40874
>>40869
"no me say me love you and if that means me get cursed so be it."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40873
>>40872
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40874
40876
2d6bab3375ac8c8571097b988a370289.jpg
>>40872
>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40876
40877 40880
>>40874
You don't understand love.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40877
40878 40880 40882
heresy.jpg
>>40876
You don't understand devotion
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40878
40879
>>40877
>talks about devotion
>can't choose just one waifu

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40879
40881
>>40878
Because he's already devoted to God and Country
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40880
40883
>>40877
>>40876
infernuis understands both.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40881
40883
>>40879
Pull the other one
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40882
40883
>>40877
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.

*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40883
40884 40886
>>40882
I do follow the code of conduct!

I just have a very liberal God apparently

>>40881
Pull the other one what?

>>40880
Then why chose waifu?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40884
40885
>>40883
Leg
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40885
40887
>>40884
Um... pulls leg
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40886
>>40883
cause family.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40887
40888
>>40885
Pull the other one
jUW0k
?
No.40888
40889
[1d20 = 15]
>>40887
Um... Grapples pony
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40889
40890
>>40888
"And you thought you could seduce Infernius,...."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40890
40891
>>40889
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40891
40892 40922
>>40890
Not my point at all. ^_~
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40892
40893
>>40891
"um thez can me have arms back, me killed a lich solo."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40893
40894
Thez wonders out-loud. "Hmmmm. I've already given I'nis the best of my equipment, and I give him my time and affection,... there must be something I can give him,...."
>>40892
Uhm,... I thought,... she already,... did.
>given
"Something is missing," she says, looking him up and down.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40894
40895
>>40893
"what is?"
MwlG2
?
No.40895
40896
[1d20 = 6]
>>40894
Grapple
Grapple
S10Bb
?
No.40896
40897 40899
[1d20 = 20]
>>40895
"you call that a grapple?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40897
40898 40900
>>40896
Kek, we have a winner
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40898
40901
>>40897
"infernuis grapple king."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40899
40901
531867__suggestive_screencap_big macintosh_pinkie apple pie_earth pony_expand dong_horsecock_male_meme_pony_stallion.png
>>40896

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40900
40901
>>40897
"mein gott! have you seen norfilly sice the attack?!?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40901
40902 40903
>>40899
Isn't that Granny Smith in the bottom corner? Meta, but still.
>>40898
"That was,... quite impressive, Hold on tight,...."
<whoooof>
>>40900
Norfilly has been ahem been seen in and around the website, but has not stopped in to the thread, leading me to consume she's not done gathering sticks. It will be an ebin fasces.

And they're suddenly towards the (outside) top of Trump tower. He's still holding her effectively, with a winning grapple. "So do you wanna fight, or do you wanna ahem wrestle?" She says winking at him.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40902
>>40901
*conclude
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40903
40904
>>40901
"how about we do it while falling?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40904
40905
>>40903
Eyes light up, then dart around making obvious mental calculations. Eventually they meet his again, enthusiastically. "Kay!" <whoooof>

And there was free-fall sex, perpetuated almost indefinitely because Thez' teleportation abilities allow her to gradually increase in "top" elevation over time,... meaning that without any other spells or abilities they could essentially do portal-sex. Mmmmmm, portal sex.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40905
40906
>>40904
does this help infernuis falling phobia?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40906
>>40905
I would imagine so, at least as long as Thez is there.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40907
Though, technically she should be making concentration checks,....
MwlG2
?
No.40908
[1d20 = 10]

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40909
40910 40911
Don't worry., she's got 13 points in concentration, with +3 for the relevant attribute (Constitution). I'd waive her constitution bonus (cuz pregnant) and its still a flying colors pass.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40910
40912
>>40909
nice.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40911
40912 40913
>>40909
*sleeps irl*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40912
40914 40925
>>40910
Fug it, you guys have been all "transparency" with me,....

Gilana de Fatima Korragar Al Thez
Age: ~333 actual (more like 1337 when factoring infernal timezones)
H 4'2" W: 284lbs (muscle) Eyes: Jasper Skin: Concrete Gray Hair: Burgandy
S: 22
D: 21
C: 22
I: 11
W: 14
Ch: 19

Hp: 431 (thats what it came out as when I re-rolled after nixing the infernal bit)
Levels:
Ftr 13
Mnk 20
Horiz Walk 6
Shadow Dancer 6

>>40911
'Night!
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40913
40914
>>40911
Still free-fall sex tho
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40914
40915 40916
1505953761763.png
>>40912
>short-stack
>>40913
yea of course.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40915
40916 40917
Infernuis.txt
>>40914

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40916
40957
>>40915
I'm not giving away all her secrets,....
>>40914
Short chicks r volumptuous (at least in this case)
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40917
40918 40935 40936
>>40915
Most of them tho:
Skills:
Climb 33 + 4, +2, +2, +5, +6
Conentrate 13 + 6
Bluff 12 +4
Balance 11 + 2, +2, +5
Disguise 20 +2, +2, +10 (mask)
Escape Artist 11 +2, +5
Hide 33 +3, +5
Intimidate 5, +4
Jump 15 +10, +2, +3, +2, +6
Knowledge - Geography 8
Listen 3 +2, +4, +2
Sneak 33 +3, +5
Spot 3 +2, +2
Tumble 20 +4, +4, +5
Use Rope 2 +2, +5
Survival 5 +2, +2
Perform 21 +3, +2, +2, +4
- Acting 4, Singing 7, Dance 7, Comedy 3
Swim 0 +2, +4, +6

Feats (Ohhhh, shit)
Acrobatic
Agile
Alertness
Athletic
Blind Fight
Combat Reflexes
Die Hard
Dodge
Improved;
- Crit
- Grapple
- Initiative
- Trip
- Unarmed Combat
Endurance
Empowered/Quickened/Silenced/Extended Spell-Like-Ability (Dimension Door)
Improved Sunder
Martial Proficiencies
Run
Self Sufficient
Skill Focus;
- Hide
- Sneak
- Jump
Spring Attack
Stealthy
Two Weapon Defense
Weapon Focus, Greater (Fist)
Weapon Specialty, Greater (Fist)
Stunning Fist
Combat Expertise
Improved Feint
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Improved Evasion

Saves - Fort, Reflex, Will
30, 26, 23

Equipment:
Random Stick of Merciful Resolve +5
Rod of ahem Rulership
Kusari Fundo (Adamantine)
Iron-Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking
Folding Saw of Tron-Murder
Index Bracelet
Master's Belt
Mask of Disguise
-Amulet of Mighty Fists
-Amulet of Non-Detection
Bracers of Spleandrous Protection
Tattoo of Health
Boots of Striding and Springing
Folding Boat (blood-stained).
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.40918
40921
>>40917
Great, now I gotta update my character sheet for reasons of faggoty.
GM, you and Trump gave me different skill points how many do I actually have?
And what levels are in what class?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40920
>>40864
>>40919 →
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40921
40923 40924
>>40918
You have 120 skill points (at level 17), and you have 16 levels in wizard, and one in thaumaturgist
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40922
40957
>>40891
Having failed either to seduce Infernius or protect his legs from being ravished by the demon pony, Trumpaladin wobbles away in defeat
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40923
40924
>>40921
>Thaumaturgist
Mystic Theurge. Lenos taught him.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.40924
>>40923
>>40921
Thanks
Expect an updated sheet tonight
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40925
40927
e02.png
>>40912
>more like 1337
.. Fucking elves man..
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40927
40929
>>40925
Its not an elf thing, its a "various areas of Hell and the Abyss have different timescales" thing. Some of them even work backward.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40929
40931
>>40927
>Some of them even work backward.
What happens to living creatures when they enter backwards timescales?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40930
40932
>>40928
Out of all this, thats the weird part?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40931
>>40929
"Why do you think I look 14?" ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40932
>>40930
Naaw, my brain is just being cooked by fever atm....
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40933
40934
So, most of thge party is in the mess hall in game right now?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40934
>>40933
Well technically, Thez and Infernius are still ahem in a free-fall loop, but for all intents and purposes, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40935
>>40917
She has so many feats, she's a centipede.

*laughs deliriously with plague-mind*
I hate being sick.. I'd rather be working...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40936
40937
>>40917
>Improved Uncanny Dodge
>Improved Evasion
As feats or as class features? I thought those were just Ex Abilities granted by class.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40937
40938
>>40936
Some of them are. I didn't want to make multiple lists since they're essentially the same sort o thing.
>centipede
She shares her territories with tarantulas too

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40938
40939 40940
>>40937
Speaking of feats, I'll have Tracy go down to the holodeck and train for Mobility again.
She'll take her birds for a walk while she's at it, just because.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40939
40941
>>40938
How many times is that now?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40940
40944
>>40938
Also, can I get a scope of how YUGE these animals are by now? A lot of birds would've tripled in size by this age..
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40941
40944
>>40939
I designated this week to mobility. I mentioned it once or twice before.
Does she have the time?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40942
40943 40944
>>40490 →
They're Rocs. Not pigeons or whatever small animals you are used to working with. Be patient if they aren't adults in the four days in game it's been since they hatched
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40943
40944 40945
>>40942
>four days in game it's been since they hatched
I thought it's been more than two weeks?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40944
40946
>>40940
Yeah, I figure they're about as big as Tracy is when she's mounted.
>>40941
That's probably the third time I've seen you mention it, just wanted to make sure I hadn't missed anything.
>>40942
>>40943
Only four days? Naaaaah, it had to have been more than that,....
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40945
40947
>>40943
Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.

You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40946
40947 40948
>>40944
Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City

I can make a timeline
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40947
40949 40975
>>40945
>weapons finesse
I thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.
>>40946
>>40945
Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40948
>>40946
No, you're right. I was thinking from when they got the eggs, not the hatching point

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40949
40951
>>40947
You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40950
40954
Since these animals are reared, they can be trained at the same time they're being raised, right?
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
>2 Int
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40951
>>40949
>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Well, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40952
40953
ALright bitches, I'm out for a while. Peace
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40953
>>40952
See 'ya
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40954
>>40950
Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40957
40958 40960
1514767621385.jpg
>>40916
>Short chicks r voluptuous
pic related
thats muh fetish
>>40922
dont give up hope keep trying.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40958
40959
_first_try__smug_flash_by_kuren247-d923gu0.png
>>40957
Kek

[Scheming Husbando Thief Noises]
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40959
40961
maxresdefault.jpg
>>40958

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40960
40968
>>40957
What are you going to do about what Atlas said?
Trumpaladin
jUW0k
?
No.40961
40962 40994
image.jpg
>>40959
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40962
40964
VQCs4Lm.jpg
>>40961

Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40963
40968
Infernius, would your character help Tracy craft some daggers of spell-storing? I wank to have some easy storage for spells like True Strike and Haste.
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40964
40966
1557328__safe_flash sentry_anagram_big bad brad_brad_comic_exploitable meme_meme_pun_smiling.png
>>40962
Somepony's Jealous I see
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40965
40967 40969
Alright, so Tracy has Opportunist and Crippling Strike, so that means she'll be able to learn Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage fairly quickly, once she reaches lvl 4 Blackguard.
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.

I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40966
a86.png
>>40964
No. It's just gay, and we're still on the overboard.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40967
40969
>>40965
Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40968
>>40960
im willing to be repremanded but if he makes infernuiis do that infernuis will literally fight hitler as much as it will hurt infernuis.
>>40963
sure.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40969
40970 40971
my blade will pierce the heavens.jpg
seems pretty sharp here.jpg
dull.jpg
>>40965
Wait a Minute, she already has a +8d6 Sneak Attack, she could select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage right now.
>>40967
Aaaand it seems as though I've been a massive faggot and haven't even bothered to clarify her feats.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40970
>>40969
I hate how images show up in opposite order of how you select them...
jUW0k
?
No.40971
40972
>>40969
She can select those feats. When she earns two EPIC level feats
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40972
40973
>>40971
She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.

What are your feets btw?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40973
40974 40987
>>40972
>meets the prerequisites
All except that she's not epic level

I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Leadership
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Devoted to a cause
Power Attack

And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40974
>>40973
>Devoted to a cause
What is that?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40975
40976 40978
>>40947
It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40976
40977
>>40975
haxx
OJesw
?
No.40977
40979
>>40976
>coming from mr 4 separate home brew feats
At the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40978
40980
>>40975
We can select homebrew feats?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40979
>>40977
i know im just fucking with you.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40980
40981
>>40978
i was able to get mine with gms approval.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40981
40982 40983
>>40980
Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40982
40984
>>40981
I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40983
>>40981
probbaly not and if you did get it, it would be nerfed like brads.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40984
40985 40986
>>40982
>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells
So, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40985
>>40984
I do not know
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40986
>>40984
i think.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40987
40988
>>40973
You should have him train for Cleave, at the very least.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40988
40989
>>40987
>Cleave
Well, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40989
>>40988
Does it work for Great Cleave too?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40991
I can't figure out what enchantments were used for the Boots of Instant Flanking. How were they made?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40992
Tracy puts her birds back to bed and continues to train by herself in the holodeck.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40993
40994 40996
infernuisxthez.png

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40994
40995 40997 40998 41007
ff.png
>>40961
Well played
>>40993
more loke >pic related
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40995
195055__safe_oc_oc-colon-incendia_oc only_antipodes_fanfic_meme_my sides_pony_simple background_solo_transparent background_vector.png
>>40994
I'm dying!
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40996
>>40993
40 minutes well spent.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40997
>>40994
You said that certain Abjurations could be made Permanent, right?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40998
1504805779964.png
>>40994


Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40999
41001
Female silver dragon for cohort
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41000
41001
Claiming a female silver dragon poner as cohort
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41001
41003
>>40999
>>41000
The waifu-theft was better, desu.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41002
41007
Aside from Infernius, Thez and Tracy, where are all the characters atm?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41003
41004
>>41001
Do you want me to waifu the dragon?
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41004
41005 41006 41009
>>41003
You don't steal dragons, Anon. Dragons steal you.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41005
>>41004
That would make for an ebin plot device, desu.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41006
41008
>>41004
I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile

I definitely want to go dragon hunting
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41007
>>41002
Torc is at the tower too
>>40994
Top fucking kek
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41008
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>41006
Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41009
41010 41011
>>41004
>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragon
Challenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.

The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41010
41011
>>41009
Don't forget you all wanted Torc to fuck her
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41011
41012 41026
>>41009
I don't regret letting Kiyen live, desu. I liked shipping her with Lenos, and we did successfully remove the threat of the dragon in the end.
On the other hand, I still would've loved to wear her skin.
>>41010
We want everything to fuck Torc.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41012
41013
>>41011
Everything? Even Tracy?
Lenos deserves to be happy.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41013
41014 41016
>>41012
Not Tracy
He seemed happy.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41014
41016 41018
>>41013 oh he is very happy
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41015
41016 41017 41018 41019
I might bit sore and raw
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41016
>>41013
That's a relief
>>41014
Pali confirms
>>41015
Okay........
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41017
41021
>>41015
me know feel.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41018
>>41014 >that posting style
Howdy, m8.
>>41015
I'll bet. It seemed she hadn't had any in the past century.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41019
41020
>>41015
Wait, is this GM or Lenos?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41020
41022 41024
>>41019
i think thats lennos's faggot.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41021
41023
>>41017 of course you do thez has been stuck here awhile
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41022
>>41020 yep its lenos's faggot
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41023
>>41021
yea?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41024
41025 41030
>>41020
I thought GM was Lenos' faggot.
Now my brain hurts
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41025
41028 41042
>>41024 *falls down laughing* success thats what we were trying for
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41026
41027
image.png
>>41011
>I don't regret letting Kiynen live
Your character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ

Hello Lenos


Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41027
>>41026 hello
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41028
41029
>>41025
*screaming* GET OUT OF MY HEAD

But anyway, Hi
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41029
41031
>>41028
Ello
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41030
41032 41040
>>41024
It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..
>Lenos (currently present)
>Korak (salty af)
>Darkie? (plausibly)
>Cecil (tragic)
>Johnny Cash (quizzical)
That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41031
41033
>>41029
so what kind of exotic metals do you know how to forge?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41032
41034
>>41030
Wait, when did Korak's faggot appear?
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41033
41035 41040
>>41031 if its metal i can forge it
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41034
41036
>>41032
We played against him during the fight in the tower. GM arbitrated the combat.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41035
41037
>>41033
can you forge goldsteel?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41036
>>41034
Welp I'm obviously stupid as fuck cause I didn't realize that
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41037
41039
>>41035
Thats a metal so yes
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41038
Tracy quits training for the day and heads down to the forge to craft moar ammunition for her crossbow.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41039
41062
>>41037
will you help me forge a goldsteel greatsword?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41040
41041 41043 41062
>>41030
Wait, Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?

>>41033
How long would it take to forge a set of Mithril breastplate-barding for a huge sized Dragonne?

And the same for a huge sized Cauchemar Nightmare?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41041
41044
>>41040
>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41042
>>41025
No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41043
41045 41046 41047
>>41040
... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?

*walks in covered in froth*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41044
41047
>>41041
i thought johnny cash was gm
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41045
41047 41060
>>41043
free fall sex still.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41046
>>41043
You don't gain size from class levels
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41047
41048 41049 41060
>>41043
No
>>41044
An Abrahamic would say that Johnny Cash is Jesus' character
>>41045
Funny you mention that
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41048
41052
1482258__safe_artist-colon-aaronkid14_artist-colon-aaronkidney14_oc_oc-colon-aaron the pony_oc only_animated_are you sure about that_gif_john cena_meme.gif
>>41047
>Jesus' character
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41049
41050 41052 41054 41055
>>41047
Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41050
41051 41052
>>41049
Wut
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41051
41056
>>41050
Comparing Jesus to Trollestia
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41052
41053 41056 41087
>>41048
>>41049
>>41050
Gentlemen, are we operating under the appreciation that the story of Jesus is way beyond 2000 years old?
>derailing my own thread
OJesw
?
No.41053
>>41052
>This New Athiest bullshit historical theology that displays an amazing ignorance of the mythologies it alleges to compare
>>>Reddit
\r
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41054
41057
>>41049
wrong.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41055
>>41049
Take that bullshit Mudslime scripture out of here!
I get the joke though. Good one.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41056
>>41052
You've lost me
>>41051
Oh hahahhaha
Fuck off
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41057
41058
image.jpeg
>>41054
It was sarcasm, to show that Trollestia is clearly not like Jesus
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41058
41059 41066
>>41057
Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41059
41066
>>41058
Maybe, but I think that
>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's Waifu
Would still stand in most cases.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41060
41061
>>41045
>>41047
Still?
Just trying to visualize the scene for dialogue and whatnot.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41061
41064
>>41060
Is their infinite free-fall loop situated within the mess hall or the forge?
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41062
41063 41066
>>41039
yes I can
>>41040
It would take awhile to make all that
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41063
41080
264135__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_knife_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>41062
*ears perk*
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41064
41065
>>41061
Its outside; she can't teleport that often

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41065
>>41064
Ah.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41066
41067 41069 41080
>>41059
Was Trollestia coveting a neighbor's waifu?

>>41058
>God is Evil
Haram

>>41062
Uh... How long for the first set for the Dragonne? I'm guessing the second set would take essentially the same amount of time?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41067
41068
>>41066
>was troll
Close enough.

*lathers body against leg*
"Good afternoon, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41068
41070
>>41067
*looks down at pony*
"Um... Hello"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41069
41073
>>41066
I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41070
41071
>>41068
"Have you been working hard, ~Flashy? I have."
*rubs suds on leg*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41071
41072 41076
>>41070
"Why are you covered in soap and bubbles"
Flatly
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41072
41074
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>41071
Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41073
image.jpeg
>>41069
>This whole post
Pic related
OJesw
?
No.41074
41075 41076 41078 41083
[1d20 = 1]
>>41072
>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before
"You need to be washed off"

Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41075
41085
>>41074
Fuck. Whelp. No bath for Tracy
Ktiev
?
No.41076
41077 41078 41083
[1d20 = 2]
>>41071
"I was just down on the holodeck training. You should join me some time."
[soapy pony noises]
>>41074
lol she's too slippery to grab

*Full-body hug*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41077
>>41076
Too slippery...
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41078
41079
1512822214293.gif
>>41076
>>41074

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41079
41082
>>41078
We just found the active ingredient for Salve of Slipperiness...
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41080
41081 41084
>>41063
Enchantinf them with keeness is a good way to go
>>41066
Oh at least a month mithril is finicky
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41081
>>41080
"Keenness. Thank you very much."
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41082
41085
>>41079
"Well, that was embarrassing"
*walks off to try to wash off pimp suit*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41083
>>41076
>>41074
Tep kek
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41084
41088
>>41080
reeeeeee
"What about mail chain shirt?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41085
41086
stretching.png
>>41075
>>41082
[slippery pony noises]
"If you wanted a bath, Flashy, I'll gladly oblige..."
*latches onto leg*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41086
>>41085
As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41087
>>41052
i see what you are saying now.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41088
41089
>>41084
Depends on how big and type of metal as well as enchantments if any
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41089
41091
>>41088
"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41090
41092 41093 41098
1536825__safe_screencap_applejack_fluttershy_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_rarity_twilight sparkle_it isn't the mane thing about you_spoiler-colon-s07e19_a.gif
Hey, I just realized with a bottle of Salve of Slipperiness, and a fairly high roll in Escape Artist, Tracy can already master Extremely Tight Space checks at this level, because ponies are smol.
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
*distills sweat*
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41091
>>41089
About 3 weeks for that if made from regular metal with no enchantments
OJesw
?
No.41092
[1d20 = 8]
>>41090
*Washes off pony with garden hose*

Rolling because dice rolls are fun
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41093
41101
>>41090
punk rara=best rara
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41094
41095
*turns to light the bigger forge
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41095
>>41094
The forge seems unresponsive for some reason. It doesn't seem to catch.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41096
41098
image.jpeg
*sprays down horse*
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41097
41099
*scratches chin and then burps into the forge opening*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41098
41102 41105
>>41090
Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.
>>41096
[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41099
41100
>>41097
Lenos hears what sounds like a sizzle(?) followed by a sudden FLASH. That's what he sees.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41100
>>41099
*rockets backwards into the wall streaming smoke*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41101
41108
>>41093
So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever he's done, let us know.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41102
41106
image.jpeg
>>41098
*continues spraying down horse*
*washes various disgusting fluids from pony off legs*
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41104
THEZ WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FORGE
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41105
41110
>>41098
>ghost pony inside
lol no
Ktiev
?
No.41106
41109
[1d20 = 16]
>>41102
Reeeeeeeeeeee
"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41107
Lenos bounces off several sufaces, propelled by some sort of fiery apparatus, with a flaming jet shooting out the side. He rebounds along the spiral staircase and shoots out the front door.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41108
41117
1511222455594.gif
>>41101
"Mooooooooooooo."

OJesw
?
No.41109
41110
[1d20 = 19]
>>41106
Counter grapple
Ktiev
?
No.41110
41111 41112
[1d20 = 13]
>>41105
GM said she could do it last time I asked, I just never brought it up since because I thought she'd need to be epic level to make the check, but I didn't know about the salve then.
>>41109
Reeeeeeee
Rolling to Bull Rush him into the baths
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41111
41113
>>41110
No you can't
OJesw
?
No.41112
41113
[1d20 = 12]
>>41110
Dodge roll
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41113
41114
>>41111
Can ~too!
>>41112
You are grappling and don't have doge
Make an opposed strength check.
OJesw
?
No.41114
41115
[1d20 = 18]
>>41113
Sure

I have more strength than you - 20-18
Ktiev
?
No.41115
41116 41119
[1d20 = 2]
>>41114
>wearing items in the bath
"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
*pushes harder*
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41116
>>41115
Nope. She's thoroughly "distracted".
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41117
41118
ff.png
>>41108

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41118
41122
>>41117
Wat?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41119
41120 41121
>>41115
Lol

*takes pony to the bath anyways out if putty for the horse*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41120
41121 41123
>>41119
[happy pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41121
41123
786157__safe_artist-colon-madacon_edit_pinkie pie_beach_cropped_ear fluff_eyes closed_shiny_smiling_solo_splash_swimming_wet_wet mane.png
>>41119
>>41120
*dog-paddles in circles*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41122
41125
>>41118
Mind you, Lenos is attached to that device, by happenstance
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41123
41124
>>41121
>>41120
*washes pony*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41124
>>41123
*washes hoo-man*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41125
>>41122
Oh dear..
MwlG2
?
No.41126
41127 41128 41131
[2d20 = 14]
Rolling for Thez and Infernius' saving throw
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41127
41130
>>41126
Uh....

*soaps up and washes off pony*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41128
41129
>>41126
*crunches popcorn*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41129
41132
>>41128
*popcorn is wet*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41130
1405623__safe_artist-colon-badumsquish_derpibooru exclusive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-zesty suds_bubble_female_happy_object pony_open mouth_original species_.png
>>41127
[happy soaped-up pony noises]
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41131
41134
>>41126
Do i need to roll for savings throw as well
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41132
>>41129
[sad faggot noises]
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41133
41135 41140
Thez's eyes widen and she is able to say "Uhm," <whoooof> before vanishing to a nearby position. Infernius is not so lucky, with what appears to be a steel keg with tubes and pipes attached carries Lenos along, who's robe seems somehow caught in the device.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41134
>>41131
You get no saving throw Xp
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41135
41136
>>41133
Oooffff da *grunts* damn bull
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41136
>>41135
"what fuck,lennos?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41137
41140
As the tank strikes Infernius, a few other valves and gaskets crack on various parts, issuing a number of flaming streams which
<BOOOOOOOOOOM>
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41139
41141
Thez engages freefall by disengaging airwalk, and speeds after. Soon after, , a "Thump, Thu-Thump" can be heard from the east.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41140
1378264746915.jpg
>>41137
>>41133
You devil..!
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41141
41142
>>41139
*groans holding head* thez what did you do
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41142
41146
>>41141
"this your fault."
MwlG2
?
No.41144
41145
[3d20 = 41]
Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41145
>>41144
>4
oh no...
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41146
>>41142
Had to be thez she is the only one that messes with my forges
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41147
41149 41150
As Thez speeds toward Infernius and Lenos, a streak comes in from the east, colliding with Thez, sending her spiralling off erratically. Two more streaks pass by landing dangerously close to port Barry, causing small explosions along the sides of the port cuz explosions.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41148
41151
*finishes washing*
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41149
41151 41153
>>41147
"thez no!!"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41150
41154
>>41147
>is watching
".... Oh shit..!"
*grabs things*
MwlG2
?
No.41151
41152 41155
[5d6 = 11]
>>41149
"Relax idiot, I punch harder than that, wtf was that?!" she admonishes, still falling but flipping over so she's vertically oriented properly.
>>41148
Huh, there's a weird shaped thing in the air over there. It looks kind of like a boat, but suspended by a big blob that its attached to.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41152
>>41151
"dont know."

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41153
41158
>>41149
"Uhm, were you gonna?" <whoooof> she vanishes as the ground speeds nervously close.

OJesw
?
No.41154
41160
[1d20 = 12]
>>41150
Oh no you don't!

Grapple
Ktiev
?
No.41155
41156 41159 41167
[1d20 = 17]
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>41151
"..... Flashy.. We have company.."
Spot and Search checks, to identify figures creatures and/or get a closer look at the vessel (forgot what my goddamn ranks were again... let me get out my sheets)
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41156
>>41155
Search and Spot*
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41157
*casts feather fall*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41158
41162
>>41153
"uatchit"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41159
>>41155
Where a boat would have a sail, this device has a large balloon and a handful of little propeller things. It appears to be angled at Trump tower and closing.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41160
41161
>>41154
*Doesn't resist grapple, knowing it'll at least be 5 minutes before it's her problem*
"~Teehee!" *giggles like a school-filly*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41161
>>41160
Gotta stay in character.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41162
41163
>>41158
Awww.
Infernius says the one word that would have avoided waking up in the Entertron, and saved by a dark surf-board of a fly (still with pretty-shiny gemstones, jewelry, and exquisite saddle that would make Rarity blush).
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41163
41165 41168
>>41162
"whos a good girl?"
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41164
*looks around while slowly floating to the ground*umm thez does that look familiar to you *points at boat thingy*
Hitler
!!diajgPJxmU
9tBmy
?
No.41165
41166 41169
>>41163
gas
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41166
41169
>>41165
"the ziggers?"
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41167
41170
>>41155
"Say what now? Danger?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41168
41173
>>41163
Uatchit envelops Infernius' face with her proboscis. Thez nearby is again standing on air, while Lenoa floats down, as though lsying on a giant feather.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41169
montypyhton-1600x720.jpg
>>41166
>>41165
>The lord hath come to punish the heretic
You'd better explain yourself carefully, Infernius. He's not fucking around.
Ktiev
?
No.41170
41171
[1d20 = 4]
>>41167
"Some big flying boat thing shooting explodey-thingies at the Port..."
*turns around*
"..~Now, where were we?"
*grapples*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41171
41172 41175
>>41170
"Are you shitting me?"

*is thoroughly distracted*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41172
>>41171
"...~No..."
*pushes into reclining chair*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41173
41174
>>41168
"are we being attacked?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41174
>>41173
"I don't know yet, but,"
THUMP, THUM-THU-THUMP THUM-THU-TH-THUMP THUM-THU-THU-THU-THUMP THUMP
the strange vessel has turned its self, displaying a long and skeek vehicle, with a curiously shaped balloon. Several grey puffs have appeared along the surface.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41175
41176
>>41171
"~Hmmmmmh..! Sounds like they brought the big guns this time..."
*Puff-out chest fluff and snuggles*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41176
41177
>>41175
"Well fuck me"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41177
41179
>>41176
"~With pleasure…"
*Slides mare-bewbs against crotch*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41178
41180 41181
*Is out of the movies and at a different bar now*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41179
41182 41183
>>41177
Dubs, they are getting bigger,
Hitler
!!diajgPJxmU
9tBmy
?
No.41180
>>41178
degenerate
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41181
41185 41229
>>41178
Don't worry, all we're deciding tonight is "Who gets blown up?".
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41182
41186
>>41179
Hooray for horse tits
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41183
465933__explicit_artist-colon-gitgud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anus_crotchboobs_female_impossibly large crotchboobs_looking at you_nicolas cage_nu.png
>>41179
Pregnancy has its perks.
OJesw
?
No.41184
41188 41189
<a onclick="highlightReply('41180', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41180">>>41180</a><br/>Hey! I'm not drinking. Just being socialable. Also, get your caps right<br/><br/><a onclick="highlightReply('41181', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41181">>>41181</a><br/>WELL THAT'S COMFORTING

<br><br>
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Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41185
>>41181
That sounds like fun
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41186
41187
>>41182
*Grinds*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41187
41189
>>41186
*pets horsey to relieve anxiety about whatever is going on that he missed*
Trumpaladin
Titan
OJesw
?
No.41188
41190
>>41184
Trumpaladin grows curious, and tests something
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41189
>>41184
>talking back to the almighty
>>41187
[Relaxing pony noises]
*Pets back*
Trumpaladin
Titan
OJesw
?
No.41190
41191
image.png
>>41188

Hitler
Titan
9tBmy
?
No.41191
41192
>>41190
that's cute but the conditions of us leaving that little nub in place are that you don't use it to impersonate staff, so don't give that impression to people please
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41192
41193
image.jpeg
>>41191
Okay...
Hitler
Titan
9tBmy
?
No.41193
41194
>>41192
i mean i see no harm in using it for rping if you want, just make sure people know ur not staff
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41194
image.png
>>41193
*is cowing now, before Lord Adolf*
"Um... O-okay... Uh, sorry"
MwlG2
?
No.41195
41196 41229
<a onclick="highlightReply('41193', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41193">>>41193</a><br/>As OP, I fully authorize any non-excessive, temporary bans and modifications to the Nuts threads. Bitches are welcome to get salty. but are right in being reminded who has the hammer.
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Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41196
41200
>>41195
>Fully authorize
*Grumbles*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41197
41198 41200
GM, which Abjurations can be made Permanent?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41198
41199
>>41197
Gimme an example
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41199
41201 41203
>>41198
Unholy Aura?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41200
41201
>>41196
*pets pony's faggot*

>>41197
Probably a lot of them, but at a high xp cost
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41201
41202 41204
>>41199
>>41200
Yes to both
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41202
41205
>>41201
stoneskin?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41203
41206 41207
>>41199
I would burn down a village to gain Armor of Darkness.
Freedom, Stoneskin, and Sequester are pretty goddamn sexy too.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41204
41207
>>41201
Vanderiem is a medium sized bastard sword, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41205
1301722__explicit_artist-colon-devo87_maud pie_anatomically correct_anus_boulder buns_casual nudity_dark genitals_dock_earth pony_female_looking at you.png
>>41202
This guy knows where it's at.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41206
41209
>>41203
>would burn down a village
The fact that you are intent on playing with interests so contrary to mine, is the reason why we fight perpetually
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41207
41208 41210
>>41204
Yes
>>41203
Which stoneskin are you talking about? The one that increases (limited) damage reduction, or the one that gives AC bonus?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41208
41222
>>41207
the dr.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41209
41211
>>41206
..b-b-but.. aren't there some that nobody would miss?
She'd look awesome as fuck if she could wear shadows.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41210
41212
>>41207
Aside from I'm guessing a Wish spell, how could his size be increased to large?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41211
>>41209
That Orc village, but I think Infernius killed them all. The trolls dispersed
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41212
41213
>>41210
You're a medium-sized character. Why do you want your sword to be bigger?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41213
41214
>>41212
For the damage boost.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41214
41215 41219
>>41213
Wouldn't you take penalty for wielding an oversized weapon though?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41215
41217 41218
>>41214
Well, Vanderiem is s bastard sword, which is basically a hand-and-a-half sword. My guess is that he'd move up from being a bastard sword to being only a two-hand sword. If you look at the relative weights, a medium bastard sword is 8 pounds while a large sword is 12 pounds, which I don't think is that much different
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41217
>>41215
A bastard sword is in between a hand and half and a two handed sword basically a two handed that is light enough to be wielded with one hand
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41218
41223
>>41215
You want Vandereim to increase in size>"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41219
41220
>>41214
I checked the rules, and I see what you're saying. I do believe that given his fighting style, there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword, but the damage increase of 2d6 over 1d10 probably isn't enough to justify using a wish spell to transform Vanderium from a bastard sword into a great sword
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41220
41221 41223
>>41219
>there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword
Shields.
>isn't enough to justify using a wish spell
Normally, wish is going to be your best bet to modify a magic item of that level.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41221
>>41220
I get your point though.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41222
>>41208
This
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41223
41224 41226
>>41220
>Shields
Shields have a lot of disadvantages. The biggest loss is the loss of the added damage from using the non-dominant hand in the attack. Using both hands, the strength modifier is multiplied by 1.5. Using only the dominant hand, it's 1. That's a difference of 10 damage across all four attacks for Trumpaladin at a +5 strength modifier. A second disadvantage is that larger shields, like tower shields, hurt attack rolls. I believe a Tower shield gives a -2 penalty to attack rolls. There's also the fact that Trumpaladin is not proficient in use of tower shields.

Also, very importantly, Trumpaladin already has a ring that projects a force field that grants a +4 shield bonus, and functions as a heavy shield without a penalty. A tower shield, at least without magic, would only provide a +5 shield bonus to AC

>Wish is best bet
That's pretty much what I thought

I guess it may be possible to modify Vanderiem from a medium bastard sword to a large Great sword. He'd receive a -2 attack role modifier for using an over sized sword, and he could on wield it two handed, but Vanderiem would go from having a damage roll with a statistical average of 5.5 to a 10.5, an increase of 5 for a loss of 2 on the attack role, which is much better than most trade offs.

>>41218
I couldn't help but notice that bastard swords have a critical range of not just natural 20s, but also 19s as well. So both 20s and 19s can be critical hits. How does this affect Vanderiem's Sharpness?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41224
41225
>>41223
Pretty sure if it's not a tower shield, you could just latch a field to your back at any time to stop fighting with it.
>Sharpness
Books say it only works with natural 20's not crits, and thus probably wouldn't be enhanced by relevant feats either.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41225
>>41224
I'm still taking advantage of 19s by rolling again to see if x2 damage may apply
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41226
41227 41228
>>41223
speaking of critical range gm, what is the crit range on my zweihander?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41227
41228
>>41226
I don't know if it's a bastard sword or a great sword, but either way the answer is 19-20 with a x2 damage modifier
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41228
>>41226
>>41227
I say it's similar to a large greatsword, but could be used to make trip attacks.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41229
41230
>>41195
Fak u 4 authorizing bans, I'll only exept if they only affect /vx/
>>41181
Oh, was it me?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41230
41231
>>41229
There was a point behind that, but I forget what it was. I was pretty drunk last night. I was put on a 4 day paid vacation because the "safety coordinator" and several individuals haven't listened to a word I've said for a month, and now I'm out on injury. Blogpost aside, I was pretty fucked up last night.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41231
41232
>>41230
>Ouch
Wish you good health, m8.
>inb4, Lenos's keg-explosion accident was based off of real life
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41232
41233
>>41231
Nope, the keg was just a kooky idea.
I'll be fine, I've got an activity prescription that says "Never" 7x, "Zero" 3x, and a "1/8/18" written on it as the earliest for a re-evaluation.
This could have been easily avoided some time ago, has been and is being thoroughly and sufficiently documented. I don't mind a little discomfort if I get a free week of paid vacation out of it. Plus we haven't gotten to the part where I give them (the responsible parties) a thorough dressing-down. I'm not 'over' the people in question, but I have no problems talking to them like I am (cuz I am, as far as experience and expertise is concerned).
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41233
41234
>>41232
How unfortunate. Safety isn't a joke.
Careful with those painkillers btw. That shit will mess you up if you use it incorrectly.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41234
41237
>>41233
>urge to blogpost intensifies
Don't worry about the drugs, at my insistence its only tyenol and ibuprofin.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41235
41236
Does Darkness Stack with Deeper Darkness?
I want to know, for Tracy's kunai-counter.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41236
41237
>>41235
No, it just overlaps
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41237
41238
>>41234
Good for you then.
Pain sucks, but it's better than getting sucked into the (((pharmacy))) opioid death-machine.
>>41236
If I may get to the root of my question, is it worth casting Darkness and Deeper Darkness on the same object for moar Concealment?
I've been counting each full-day (in game) that Tracy doesn't cast a 2nd lvl Blackguard Spell for Darkness kunai, like the one's she left in the bag for Ponimaru's gift, because they seem better than smokebombs. I've been wondering if it's worth casting Deeper Darkness on those kunai, or if she should just reserve those 3rd lvl spells for item progression.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41238
41239
>>41237
Deeper Darkness has a range of 60' and more effectively counters light producing spells, but otherwise the spells are identical.
The kunai idea is quite good btw, I look forward to using them.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41239
>>41238
Yeah, I gotta say. These Blackguard spells, as limited as they are, synch fairly well with Rogue/Assassin styles.

She gave him fourteen kunai, right? They should all be at second caster lvl.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41241
41244 41245
>>41240
In either case its a fortitude save, the DC is determined by the type of disease
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41242
41243
>>41240
Let me rephrase that. If Tracy casts Contagion on a rat, it's treated as though it caught the disease normally, and is thus contagious, right? So if she puts that rat in a blender to make an oil, that oil shouldn't count as casting a spell, right? It'd just be injecting your enemy with contaminated fluid.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41243
>>41242
Yes. They still get a saving throw tho
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41244
41247
>>41241
Ah, I see now.
But spell resistance wouldn't play into the matter because the illness was transferred via indirect contact, right? Moreso, is the disease considered magical or normal (relavant since some creatures are immune to normal diseases, but not magical ones)?

I'm also off today, so I'm being a little extra meta-faggoty.. just say the words and I'll just go figure this out on my own.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41245
41246 41247
>>41241
Did you say you were letting Infernius and I get creative with how we level and treat our NPC followers?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41246
41249
>>41245
I really should find some land to buy-up so Tracy can acquire those horses.
I wonder what would potentially happen if Tracy tried to establish a permanent settlement (fence) in that grove in the forest.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41247
41248
>>41244
Correct. A weapon that is contaminated by an already incubated disease gets no spell resistance, but also that the disease would be otherwise 'conventional', as far as disease immunity is concerned. Don't worry, I just got the white-flag text from my "safety coordinator" agreeing that I have a week vacation. Metafucker
>>41245
Not at all. I'm encouraging you to get creative with NPCs. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41248
41250 41251
>>41247
Can Tracy give her Birds class levels now?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41249
>>41246
She doesn't need Leadership to buy regular horses, right?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41250
41252
>>41248
They are strength 31, 207 HP animals that have just hatched a literal 4 days ago. Calm down and be grateful at this moment that you have animals that are literally as strong as a Cauchemar
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41251
41254
>>41248
Heavens no, they're only a couple days old. They can have a hit dice if you must though. You can even roll it, its a d8 for each.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41252
41255
>>41250
They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41254
41256
>>41251
Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41255
>>41252
They sound monstrously cute.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41256
41257
>>41254
I'm figuring that for the first few months, they're gonna be untrained Chocobos
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41257
41261 41262
>>41256
>>41256
Does it take a super high dexterity score and special feats for a character using a ranged weapon to have more than one shot in a round, or do they receive additional ranged attacks in a round if their base attack bonus is high enough for ranged attacks?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41258
41260
>>41240
Did I delet this by accident?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41260
>>41258
Moderation log says "17 minutes/vx/ User deleted his own post #41253 (shadow deleted)"
Well, you deleted it

>>41259
I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41261
>>41257
If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41262
>>41257
I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41263
41264
When you create an Intelligent Item, do you also dictate it's personality, ego score, or specific purpose?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41264
41265
>>41263
You try,....
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41265
41266 41267
>>41264
So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41266
41267
>>41265
Can animated Sentient items move on their own?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41267
41269
>>41265
For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.
>>41266
Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41268
41274
"Then I can get meself drunk!"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41269
41270
>>41267
Could he attack on his own?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41270
41271 41274
>>41269
No, he can't swing himself
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41271
41272
>>41270
Would he be capable of hacking into a locked liquor cabinet on his own if animated?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41272
41273
>>41271
Oh, I'm SURE he would think of something
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41273
41274 41275
>>41272
With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41274
41277
>>41268
Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*
>>41270
Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.
>>41273
I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41275
41276 41277
>>41273
I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41276
41278
>>41275
>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
Interesting..
I wonder what Baz has planned.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41277
>>41274
>>41275
>No one knows who will win the upcoming Generals v Spartans Football Game.
Elway knows, and Elway is on our side
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41278
41279 41282
>>41276
Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41279
>>41278
So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41280
41281
"I mean I know he's a squirrel, but he's seriously the best leader and military mind evar."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41281
41283 41284
>>41280
He'd better watch his neck around Tracy, is all I'm saying.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41282
>>41278
Should send a pigeon to him to tell him the Court City is more vulnerable than normal
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41283
41285 41290
>>41281
The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41284
41286
wEJyq (1).gif
>>41281
We noticed
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41285
41287 41290
tfw the ride starts.jpg
>>41283
'.. I won't miss that little rat next time...'
Tracy thinks to herself.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41286
shrug.png
>>41284
Gotta' stay in-character..
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41287
41288 41290
>>41285
The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41288
41289 41290
>>41287
Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41289
41291
>>41288
Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41290
>>41287
"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her"

>>41283
People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.

Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city

I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself

>>41285
"Neither will his RPG miss you"

>>41288
Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41291
41292 41295
>>41289
Would he have actually died then?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41292
41293
I take it back, its not hard to say, cuz it was Trump, Tracy, and Taylor. Mincemeat, even without Baz.
>>41291
"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41293
>>41292
Reeeeee Trump and Tracy aren't that weak

>>41292
>never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka
That was my guess
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41294
41296
"And if you're thinking to yourself "I didn't say that out loud", I know but I'm the GM. I've been thinking about haxx on the game, and this is mine. Consider it inspired by DDLC, but I can make anyone say or do whatever." his eyes dilate into black voids. "If I want."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41295
41298
>>41291
I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there.. I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.
Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41296
41297
>>41294
... Who is speaking here?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41297
>>41296
That's more from the pseudo-cadet dialogue
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41298
41299 41302
>>41295
The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.

I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense

>Bite something's head off
A Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41299
41303
>>41298
Yeah, I'll try not to fuck-up diplomatic stuff, but I really had fun that time
>>41298
>The people we meet try to buy Tracy.
I'm sure they will, although she'll let them know she's a married mare, one way or another.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41300
41301
Uh Trump, as an emerging legal authority, might you consider checking the last couple posts of the Dive-grass cup thread for expert opinion?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41301
>>41300
I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is

Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered

Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41302
41304
>>41298
"I am the best mount, aren't I, Flashy?"
*snuggles*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41303
Look of Doom.png
>>41299
>I really had fun almost getting all of our characters killed, and fucking up diplomacy
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41304
41305
>>41302
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often

*Cuddles horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41305
41306
>>41304
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
jUW0k
?
No.41306
41307
[1d20 = 13]
>>41305
Damn it

Remove relevant clothing

Grapple pony
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41307
41308
>>41306
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
jUW0k
?
No.41308
41309
[1d20 = 13]
>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her

Penetrate pony
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41309
41310
>>41308
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41310
41311
>>41309
>>41309
"You're the one mounting me, silly pony"

*relaxes, as small horse slowly milks him*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41311
41312
>>41310
*rides hoo-man*
"It's nice to change things up once in a while, isn't it?"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41312
41313
1513374655896.jpg
>>41311
"Sure, you can ride me, little pony"

*is ridden by cute little succubus horse*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41313
41314
>>41312
"Giddy up!"
*bucks up and down*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41314
41315
>>41313
>>41313
*bucks horsey right back*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41315
41316 41317
>>41314
*bucks harder*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41316
41318
>>41315
*bucks horsey back, embracing his new role as mount*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41317
41318
>>41315
"You like being the cowboy?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41318
41319
>>41316
*waves arms bouncing triumphantly*
>>41317
"I'm a mare, Flashy.
It's fun being on top though. I can see your face from here.."
>insert le meme yandere-stare here
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41319
41320
>>41318
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41320
41321
>>41319
"But I don't have a hat, ~Flashy..!"
*waves invisible hat*
"~Yahoo!"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41321
41322
>>41320
*Injects in liquid form his appreciation for his mount into Tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41322
41323
>>41321
*gasps*
"Oh, ~Flashy..!"
*locks jaws*
>'..I love you...'
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41323
41324
>>41322
*Kisses Pony*
*Hugs Pony*

He may need to wash her again...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41324
41325
>>41323
Not if he doesn't spill.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41325
41326
>>41324
She'll leak
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41326
41327 41328
>>41325
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41327
41329
>>41326
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners

*blocks thoughts from his mind*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41328
294121__explicit_semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_cum_cum dump_dream_female_grayscale_implied straigh.jpeg
>>41326
>Tracy has "cum bucket" as an added bonus feat
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41329
41330
>>41327
"~Hmmmmm...!"
[happy pony noises]
*peacefully collapses on chest*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41330
41331
>>41329
*Hugs and rubs pony, hoping serious shit isn't going down outside*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41331
>>41330
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41333
41334 41363
97bf93d0347cfd4dfda8d8dda9eb97a5--fantasy-rpg-dungeons-and-dragons.jpg
>>41332
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41334
41335
>>41333
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41335
41336 41337
Spoilered
>>41334
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41336
41337
>>41335
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41337
41339 41340
>>41335
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41339
41340
>>41337
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41340
41341 41343
>>41337
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.

>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think

>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41341
41342 41344
>>41340
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41342
41343 41344
>>41341
Not to mention Divine Emissary mounts.. fucking enormous..
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41343
41344
>>41340
>>41342
If you want to be a Divine Emissary btw, it'd be best to put at least 10 ranks into Knowledge Religion.
Anonymous
xRUVM
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No.41344
41345
>>41341
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses

>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool

>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41345
41348
>>41344
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41346
41347
So, what are you faggots fighting about tonight?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41347
41348 41349
>>41346
Nothing really yet
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41348
41355 41357
>>41347
Break out the champagne its a fucking miracle.
>>41345
>Mr. Snek be gargantuan
How big would that put the snek? He's already ~20 ft
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41349
1512673535979.png
>>41347
>crotch tits
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41351
ea4.jpg
@41349

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41352
41353
1492367726806.gif
>>41350
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41353
41354
>>41352
Hahah...
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41354
>>41353
ive got my (you) already.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41355
41356 41357
60791e7967d946cb808c5181ca301ac0.jpg
>>41348
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41356
41357 41358
>>41355
>instant-fortress
Idk why, but that visual is making me laugh so damn hard
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41357
41359
2000px-Gadsden_flag.svg.png
>>41355
>>41348
Snek is underrated.
>>41356
>Be Torc
>be chased by gorgeous women who all want to nail you for some rteason
>Know your fucked (literally and figuratively) if they catch you
>Can run because NEET legs
"D-d-don't tread on me!"
>Staff (spells long used-up) turns into Gargantuan Snek
>Coils around Torc
>Enchant with stoneskin and whatnot to reduce damage
>Impenetrable fortress
>#Winning
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41358
1504203974139.jpg
>>41356

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41359
41360
>>41357
Holy shit my fucking sides are gone
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41360
41361 41362
>>41359
You should make the staff intelligent (AnCap Alignment), so he can activate on his own, and Make some Handle Animal checks to train him for the General Purpose of Guarding.
Actually, that's a DC 20 check. I guess Tracy could train him for you, since she has ranks in it.

I g2g
Anonymous
xRUVM
?
No.41361
41362 41366
>>41360
>train snake
It's a familiar. It'll do it all at command. Also I doubt it's gargantuan (I can't find the wiki page where I am right now, so I can't confirm)
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41362
41363 41364 41365
>>41360
I was actually gonna put a cople levels in animal shit anyway cause I still wanna get a couple levels in Ranger.
>>41361
I'm not finding anything, but I like this
>25 str
I can't find size though
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41363
>>41333
Dammit, no spoilers
>>41362
Its Yuuuge
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41364
41377
>>41362
handle animal is a skill.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41365
>>41362
You don't get any Ranger spells until 5th level. Also, if you want Animal shit, better to go with Druid, then you could advance as a Wizard and a Druid via Mystic Theurge.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41366
41367
>>41361
>It'll do it all at command.
Training an animal for a general purpose gives it the skills and understanding to do shit.
Anonymous
xRUVM
?
No.41367
41368
>>41366
It's not a real animal though. It's an animated staff that can take the form of a giant snake, and that takes the commands of its magical master
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41368
41369
>>41367
If it could function as a familiar, it must count as an animal to at least that extent.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41369
41370 41371 41377
>>41368
>Tracy's faggot wants Torcuil's shit to be by the book
e_e
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41370
1475157__safe_edit_applejack_equestria girls_dead meme_forever alone_leaf_meme_wat.jpeg
>>41369

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41371
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>41369
.. Sorry.... I'll shut up...
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41373
41374
>>41372
Familiar Hit Dice are considered to be equal to their master's HD, however that doesn't determine familiar hit points, which are equal to 1/2 their masters HP rounded down.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41374
41375
>>41373
Even if the hit points are lower, do they still grow in size via increased dice?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41375
41376
>>41374
Generally no, and specifically not in this case no. The familiar is considered to have a unique and proprietary magical connection, whereas the Paladin's mount is more of a divine partnership.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41376
>>41375
I see.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41377
41378
>>41364
Thats what I meant
>>41369
You gotta do the cooking by the book, if the way is hazy-
I'll stop now
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41378
41379
>>41377
post the meme!
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41379
41380 41381
>>41378
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41380
41382
>>41379
~Ah
Lazy Town memes are the best.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41381
>>41379
but its number 1
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41382
41385
>>41380
>we finally beat a strong ass boss
>Tracy Trump and Infernius begin fighting over who gets what
>post Mine Song
>take all the stuff
>someone asks why
>"do what you want cause a pirate is free,
>You are a pirate"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41385
41386 41387 41388
thieves.jpg
>>41382

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41386
41389
>>41385
Hi GM, how long is Mr. Snek?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41387
41389
>>41385
But Fae can be of huge size category, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41388
41389
ea7c5e0d87e787111456621b57fe9e3b.jpg
Rogues.jpg
2be4845eed8ec67a3dd2237fb989567d.jpg
rogue.jpg
nwmJ984.jpg
>>41385
I love that meme.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41389
41391 41394
>>41386
I cannot detect a metric for determining length. It is listed as a "Huge" creature, and its listed as a "Giant Constrictor"
>>41388
That's definitely one of my favorites
>>41387
I don't understand what is in contention

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41391
41392 41393
>>41389
Shall we say ~25ft long?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41392
>>41391
At least on a racial scale for length, "Huge" should be anywhere between 16 ft and 32 ft I think.
He has a lot of HD, so I'd say at least 30.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41393
>>41391
That works

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41394
41395
7d778f9bf58f6fb62785a53a848d5cbf.jpg
badf3bbd76c62ae0eaa0d76dee09c794.jpg
download.jpg
f34251952dd64f09f130bf6c536d227b.jpg
089e35717fc990bf64e588170143f0bc.jpg
>>41389
Those out of context campaign quotes are pretty great, imo.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41395
41396 41397
7f2ef19318d82526d2623f7f71090636.jpg
49313486d38e99204d7a62a36e10c1e1.jpg
addtext_com_MDA0NjA0MjkzODU4.jpg
01a205700e22d6b52aa8f40d5e3c0097.jpg
9e422fb72b32f8a56895b5bf59e5e15e.jpg
>>41394

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41396
41399
>>41395
>pics 2 & 5
I know those feels
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41397
41398
a7109e529bc329ebd06279cdba886f08.jpg
1481713350-3.jpg
74de48d3086cdcb840b0dac4d13e4af8.jpg
a5c0e50dfe82ea71a7aa209c54702bc8.jpg
f323f2a61593f87cf123f9a336a6ea78.jpg
>>41395
I find these hilarious.
There are a whole bunch just on Jewgle, but the idiots who make them hardly ever bother to pair the quotes with semi-relevant pics.
Posting just a couple more of the good ones.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41398
41400
>>41397
Almost all of those quotes could fit into our campaign
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41399
>>41396
>can i summon a kraken at will?


Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41400
>>41398
I have to agree
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41401
41402 41404
b34245_5785918.jpg
0bd36a_5785918.jpg
Out_b4ba39_5785918.jpg
Out_c06ae1_5785918.jpg
b56271ba291faa58c71a65e1315612a7.jpg
Okay, just a few moar.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41402
41403 41405 41407
>>41401
infernuis loves the cannibal pony as a sister.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41403
>>41402
~Awww
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41404
>>41401
Pic 5 is sadly too appropriate for this campaign...
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41405
41406 41409
>>41402
Torc thinks of the party as that sibling you wouldn't hesitate to punch square in the jaw, but he wouldn't let anyone else punch them
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41406
41408
partypic.png
>>41405
D'awwwww

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41407
41409
>>41402
Trumpaladin thinks of the cannibal pony as that yandere girlfriend you love too much to get rid of, but who infuriates beyond measure
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41408
41410
>>41406
5/7 photoshop my dude
I love it
Ktiev
?
No.41409
41411
185983__UNOPT__safe_oc_nyx_ticket_explosion_tracy.png
>>41405
Tracy think like this as well.
>>41407
This is exactly what I wanted.

Love y'all (no homo)
\r
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41410
934208__safe_flash sentry_equestria girls_feels_hug_meme_paradox_reaction image_self paradox_tfw_wojak.jpg
>>41408
thanks
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41411
41412
>>41409
>The autistic revenge plot worked
reeeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41412
41413
implying you wouldn't.png
>>41411
"I love you too, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41413
41418
>>41412
reeeeee evil succubus demon horse!
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41414
41415 41416 41418
Check this pali for Torc to know where the hell Troll is
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41415
41417
889283__safe_artist-colon-dattebayo681_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oconly_badtranslation_bellybutton_bipedal.png
>>41414
Fuck that's a nice Pali

>wishes he had stolen the pali to claim his dragon poner
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41416
41417
1514338146733.jpg
1512383937121.jpg
>>41414
>>41414

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41417
41420
>>41416
You should get >>41488
>>41415
Thanks
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41418
41419 41420
vector.png
>>41413
"Evil about ~you!"
>>41414
With digits like that, you could scry her anywhere.
Just do it in Rabbit, so you don't spoil it.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41419
41422
>>41418
Can I get a uhhhh
Telepathic communication?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41420
41421 41424
>>41418
Goddamn it you made her even cuter

>>41417
>>41418
Definitely think Torcuil should scry Trollestia
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41421
41427
>>41420
And a 2 liter of scrying
jUW0k
?
No.41422
41425
rexfeatures_5886121s.jpg
>>41419
Why you say it like Jeff Goldblum?

I'm actually not sure if you can do that

>Torcuil will never have the special connection between himself and his waifu that Trumpaladin has with his stalker
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41424
41429
evil_cadence_laugh__animated__by_cutebutnerdy-d4xnqvc.gif
>>41420
>you made her even cuter
[evil faggot noises]
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41425
41426 41429
>>41422
Love, uh, finds a way
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41426
>>41425
He could do it if he met her, but it probably wouldn't be worth the XP.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41427
41428 41429
>>41421
All he can determine are flash images of a thick, overgrown forest.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41428
41430
>>41427
>forest
Well thats helpful, does my pali count for nothing?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41429
>>41425
>>41425
Unfortunately that's true for a certain specific blue party member

>>41427
That's... Actually pretty much the best you can hope for out of scry

>>41424
reeeeeeee
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41430
41431
>>41428
You determined that she is in a thick, overgrown forest. That means you discovered something
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41431
41432 41433
>>41430
Yeah, I determined she could be almost anywhere
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41432
41435
>>41431
She is:
Not in the port
Not in the mountains
Not in any other city
Not in the tower
Not in the exact spot of her grove

Now my next step would be to start inquiring about whether the forests you have seen thus far are "thick and over grown" or thinner. This could tell you if it's a nearby forest or one well far away
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41433
41434 41435
Spoilered
>>41431
you determens she thicc
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41434
41436 41441
swords3.png
GM, can Tracy craft Bane daggers that turn blue or vibrate when their favored enemies are present?
>>41433
>hoo-man genitalia
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41435
41438 41441
>>41433
Useful information, terrible pic
>>41432
Well, I know it isn't the charred forest by the tower
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41436
41437
>>41434
That would take time and research. You mean like Sting in LOTR yes?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41437
41439 41445
>>41436
>like Sting in LOTR yes?
Basically. Just an item that detects certain types of creatures, instead of just dealing extra damage.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41438
41445
>>41435
>charred forest
Apparently, Tracy wasn't actually able to do very much damage, despite her efforts...
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41439
41440
>>41437
Isn't that what Sting does?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41440
>>41439
Yes.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41441
41443 41445 41446
Spoilered
>>41435
>>41434

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41443
41445
>>41441
Better.
Also, Y U spoiler?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41444
Trips?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41445
41446 41447
>>41441
Damn that's fuckable

>>41437
I don't think there is a d&d spell that specific, since most of them only do vague things like "detect chaos" or "detect undead." But if GM approves it, make one for dragons. I want to go dragon hunting.

>>41438
I would ask GM what various parts of the nearby forest look like, or investigate (if I were toruil)

>>41443
THIS
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41446
>>41441
Much much better my friend
>>41445
I guess it's exploring time
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41447
41448
>>41445
I was actually going to have her explore the area beyond the grove next chance I got, but now I'd feel like a bitch...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41448
41449
>>41447
"Little pony, you don't need to obsess yourself with that mare. You have me"
*hugs pony*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41449
41450
>>41448
"I guess I can be content with having driven her off for a while.."
*hugs back*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41450
41451 41452
>>41449
"A while? I doubt she'll ever be back. Little pony, I know she embarrassed you, but she's afraid of you now, and she won't forget it."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41451
>>41450
"I know.. but if I ever see her again, I'll erase her."
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41452
41453 41454 41456
>>41450
Unicorns are easily startled, but she'll soon be back, and in greater numbers
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41453
41454
>>41452
>in greater numbers
How many equines is she willing to sacrifice to save her own skin?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41454
41455 41456 41457 41459
>>41452
Kek, what's that quoted from

>in greater numbers
*Finds Felicia, and hugs her like a cuddle toy*
BRING IT ON! LET HER SEND HER ADORABLE HORDE!

>>41453
Fucking this
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41455
46161a72a202acd6468b1b02c2d9ad0f07db49bf4d5c72db635595e6efaa61e3.jpg
>>41454
>what's that quoted from
Star Wars
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41456
41457 41458 41460
>>41454
>not knowing the quote
>>41452
I see what u did there
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41457
41458
>>41454
>what's that quoted from
H-how? How dp you not know?
>>41456
Hello there
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41458
41462
>>41457
>>41456
Well fuck y'all too
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41459
41460 41461
>>41454
>not cuddling your waifu instead
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41460
41462 41463
>>41459
>>41456
*cuddles thez*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41461
41477
>>41459
"B-but... she's so cuddly....

Okay..."
*cuddles blue demon pony*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41462
41464 41465 41477
>>41458
Are you threatening me master paladin?
>>41460
Torc cuddles no one because his waifu is hiding in a forest...

This isn't as fun
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41463
41466
>>41460
"Oh!" surprise, blushing, hugs.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41464
41465 41473
>>41462
Oh, now she IS waifu?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41465
41473
>>41462
*seductive wink*
Making an offer

>>41464
This
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41466
41468
>>41463
"me be back,me getting hot chocolate."
*retrieves 2 hot chocolates from kitchen.*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41468
41472
>>41466
*continues cuddling*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41472
41474
>>41468
"What's all this about, and don't give me the standard "Me love you" line; why all this?"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41473
41475 41476
nintchdbpict000369877680.jpg
>>41465
>>41464
>tfw when everyone tells you to take her as a waifu when you don't want too
>tfw they are shocked when you do
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41474
41476
>>41472
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41475
Spoilered
>>41473

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41476
41478 41480 41483
Sad_Twilight_D'aww_S2E3.png
>>41474
>Trumpaladin will never be loved in this way
>Never

>>41473
Thanks for the unicorn
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41477
41479 41483
>>41461
[happy pony noises]
>>41462
Did you consider the near-Death experience?
Also, Snek deserves some affection.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41478
41479
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>41476
[sad pony noises]
".. I love you, Flashy..."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41479
41481 41483
>>41477
I think of snek as almost a puppet of Torcuil, not a separate being. In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection

>>41478
*points to Infernius and Thez*
"But that. Did you know he'd consider renouncing National Socialism for the sake of her?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41480
41489
1508027250051-3.png
>>41476
keep trying, ponk loves you.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41481
41482
>>41479
>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41482
41485
>>41481
"Would you purify and save your soul for the sake of your family?"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41483
41486 41489
>>41479
>TIL I'm coldblooded and don't desire affection
>>41477
Near-Death?
I guess Torc hasn't played fetch with him in a while...
>>41476
MINE
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41484
41485 41486
1encounterfb_by_ninjatic-d71rp93.jpg
*sigh*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41485
41486
>>41482
".. Well, I could try to do that.."
[confused pony noises]
"...I'm not sure what that means though.."
>>41484
Wouldn't you lose all of your spellcasting abilities if you defied your god or his scripture?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41486
41487 41488
>>41483
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality

>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons

>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41487
41489
>>41486
But you said it was because its ancap...

>throws ball for Mr. Snek
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41488
41417 41489
>>41486
*licks affectionately*
".. I'll always love you Flashy..."
[glum pony noises]
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41489
41490 41491 41492
>>41488
[glum paladin noises]
*pets pony head, but is sad*

>>41487
Libertarians are kind of anti-social though

>>41480
And I love Ponk

>>41483
>MINE
You can have Trollestia, but I'm taking Felicia
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41490
41492 41494
>>41489
>inb4 whorehouse is rebuilt and staffed with poners
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41491
41494
>>41489
*licking intensifies*
".. If I'm with you, I can be happy.."
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41492
41493
>>41489
>Libertarians are kind of anti-social though
Eh, I won't debate it.
>I can have Troll
Works for me
>>41490
Torc can summon a bunch of poners for the staff
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41493
41499
>>41492
>summon poners
What spell is that?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41494
41495
>>41490
Uh...

>>41491
"What is it you really want though?"
*pets horse head*


Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41495
41496
>>41494
"... I want to be a mommy.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41496
41497
>>41495
"Is that really what you want?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41497
41498
>>41496
"It's what I want more than anything."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41498
41500
>>41497
*puts horsey on lap*

"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41499
41501
>>41493
Like, was that creative license from the summon monster table, or what?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41500
41502
>>41498
".. What is that, Flashy?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41501
41503 41505
>>41499
Hella
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41502
41519
>>41500
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41503
41505
>>41501
I figured
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41505
41506
>>41501
Ah.
Can Tracy summon other things too, so long as their CR is within her ability in the Summon Monster table, and they're of ebil alignment?
>>41503
I thought it was Natures Ally for a moment. Druids can summon Unicorns spontaneously.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41506
41507 41510 41515
>>41505
>summuns
Theoretically
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41507
41508 41509 41511 41569
>>41506
Can Torc use Mr. Snek as a mount?
Somehow?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41508
41512
>>41507
>Mounting snek
That sounds suspiciously like treading
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41509
>>41507
You would have to convince Snek to allow to step on
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41510
>>41506
*nibbles ear*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41511
>>41507
Graft some Wings of Flying onto him too.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41512
41513 41514
>>41508
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41513
41517
>>41512
You're wanting snek's help to trespass on someone else's private property?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41514
41516 41517
>>41512
So perhaps a contract then?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41515
>>41506
So, like, ebil creatures with 3 CR or lower?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41516
>>41514
this
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41517
41518
>>41513
No, I'm saying you don't violate the NAP if you get permission and clarify first
>>41514
Pretty much
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41518
1499538__safe_oc_oc only_apu_apu apujasta_blue background_chicken nuggets_female_kek_levitation_magic_mare_meme_pepe_pepe the frog_pony_raised hoof_rar.png
>>41517

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41519
41520
>>41502
".. I can't do that for you, Flashy, but I could help.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41520
41521
>>41519
*pets horsey*
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41521
41522
>>41520
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
*Licks cheek*
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41522
41523
>>41521
*pets pony*
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41523
41524
>>41522
".. No matter what happens, Flashy, I will always love you."
*Lays head on chest*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41524
41525
>>41523
*Lays hand on pony*
"And I'll always love you"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41525
>>41524
[Happy pony noises]

>Faggot goes to bed
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41529
41530
I noticed there are a lot more kinds of Ebil Outsiders than there are Good ones. In fact, there's three times as many, at least for creatures that have the Good/Ebil subtype.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41530
41531
>>41529
>"When the Outer Planes send their creatures, they're not sending their best... They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing poisons. They're bringing chaos. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good Creatures."
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41531
41532
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>>41530
*Builds Planar wall*
*Raises deportation force for said creatures*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41532
41533
>>41531
>Planar wall
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41533
41534
>>41532
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best

>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41534
41535 41537
>>41533
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.
>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.
Anonymous
jUW0k
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No.41535
41536 41538
>>41534
>>41534
>I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work
Oh Please. Spells from this plane are willing to work, they just won't work for slave level wages
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41536
>>41535
Ah. Kek.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41537
41538
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