Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.
New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
>>40835 →>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes TrumpaladinThanks for the sword and the belt>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm>Facepalm
But how?>Al Thez>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Again (inb4 reeee) I'm not saying don't, though I don't often agree to why when you do.
>>40838>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
See >>40837 →>>40848
But he just sexed her
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).
why is she insatiable
>>40852Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
>>40851>You can't keep Infernius
*sad waifu thief noises*
*Shakes pony off leg*
"Well, you can try
>>40856>*Shakes pony of leg*
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
"hes not saying he wants to fight me."
*lets her finish*
"My poor pants...">>40860>She's this cocky, because she knows she has nothing to be worried aboutreeeeee
"But I thought us being together was degenerate,...."
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
"well ya know."
>>40864>Saying no to Hitler>Ever
>>40866>implying you could resist Trumpaladin's charm
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
"I have +34 on Diplomacy checks, you know"
"no me say me love you and if that means me get cursed so be it."
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
>>40872>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
You don't understand love.
You don't understand devotion
>>40877>talks about devotion>can't choose just one waifu
Because he's already devoted to God and Country
infernuis understands both.
Pull the other one
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.
*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
I do follow the code of conduct!
I just have a very liberal God apparently >>40881
Pull the other one what?>>40880
Then why chose waifu?
Pull the other
[1d20 = 15]>>40887
Um... Grapples pony
"And you thought you could seduce Infernius,...."
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"
Not my point at all. ^_~
"um thez can me have arms back, me killed a lich solo."
Thez wonders out-loud. "Hmmmm. I've already given I'nis the best of my equipment, and I give him my time and affection,... there must be something I can give him,....">>40892
Uhm,... I thought,... she already,... did.>given
"Something is missing," she says, looking him up and down.
[1d20 = 20]>>40895
"you call that a grapple?"
Kek, we have a winner
"infernuis grapple king."
"mein gott! have you seen norfilly sice the attack?!?"
Isn't that Granny Smith in the bottom corner? Meta, but still.>>40898
"That was,... quite impressive, Hold on tight,...."<whoooof>>>40900
Norfilly has been ahem
been seen in and around the website, but has not stopped in to the thread, leading me to consume she's not done gathering sticks. It will be an ebin fasces.
And they're suddenly towards the (outside) top of Trump tower. He's still holding her effectively, with a winning grapple. "So do you wanna fight, or do you wanna ahem
wrestle?" She says winking at him.
"how about we do it while falling?"
Eyes light up, then dart around making obvious mental calculations. Eventually they meet his again, enthusiastically. "Kay!" <whoooof>
And there was free-fall sex, perpetuated almost indefinitely because Thez' teleportation abilities allow her to gradually increase in "top" elevation over time,... meaning that without any other spells or abilities they could essentially do portal-sex. Mmmmmm, portal sex.
does this help infernuis falling phobia?
I would imagine so, at least as long as Thez is there.
Though, technically she should be making concentration checks,....
Don't worry., she's got 13 points in concentration, with +3 for the relevant attribute (Constitution). I'd waive her constitution bonus (cuz pregnant) and its still a flying colors pass.
Fug it, you guys have been all "transparency" with me,....
Gilana de Fatima Korragar Al Thez
Age: ~333 actual (more like 1337 when factoring infernal timezones)
H 4'2" W: 284lbs (muscle) Eyes: Jasper Skin: Concrete Gray Hair: Burgandy
Hp: 431 (thats what it came out as when I re-rolled after nixing the infernal bit)
Horiz Walk 6
Shadow Dancer 6>>40911
>>40911Still free-fall sex tho
>>40912>short-stack>>40913yea of course.
I'm not giving away all
Short chicks r volumptuous (at least in this case)
Most of them tho:
Climb 33 + 4, +2, +2, +5, +6
Conentrate 13 + 6
Bluff 12 +4
Balance 11 + 2, +2, +5
Disguise 20 +2, +2, +10 (mask)
Escape Artist 11 +2, +5
Hide 33 +3, +5
Intimidate 5, +4
Jump 15 +10, +2, +3, +2, +6
Knowledge - Geography 8
Listen 3 +2, +4, +2
Sneak 33 +3, +5
Spot 3 +2, +2
Tumble 20 +4, +4, +5
Use Rope 2 +2, +5
Survival 5 +2, +2
Perform 21 +3, +2, +2, +4
- Acting 4, Singing 7, Dance 7, Comedy 3
Swim 0 +2, +4, +6
Feats (Ohhhh, shit)
- Unarmed Combat
Empowered/Quickened/Silenced/Extended Spell-Like-Ability (Dimension Door)
Two Weapon Defense
Weapon Focus, Greater (Fist)
Weapon Specialty, Greater (Fist)
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Saves - Fort, Reflex, Will
30, 26, 23
Random Stick of Merciful Resolve +5
Rod of ahem
Kusari Fundo (Adamantine)
Iron-Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking
Folding Saw of Tron-Murder
Mask of Disguise
-Amulet of Mighty Fists
-Amulet of Non-Detection
Bracers of Spleandrous Protection
Tattoo of Health
Boots of Striding and Springing
Folding Boat (blood-stained).
Great, now I gotta update my character sheet for reasons of faggoty.
GM, you and Trump gave me different skill points how many do I actually have?
And what levels are in what class?
You have 120 skill points (at level 17), and you have 16 levels in wizard, and one in thaumaturgist
Having failed either to seduce Infernius or protect his legs from being ravished by the demon pony, Trumpaladin wobbles away in defeat
Mystic Theurge. Lenos taught him.
Expect an updated sheet tonight
>>40912>more like 1337
.. Fucking elves man..
Its not an elf thing, its a "various areas of Hell and the Abyss have different timescales" thing. Some of them even work backward.
>>40927>Some of them even work backward.
What happens to living creatures when they enter backwards timescales?
Out of all this, thats the weird part?
"Why do you think I look 14?" ^_^
Naaw, my brain is just being cooked by fever atm....
So, most of thge party is in the mess hall in game right now?
Well technically, Thez and Infernius are still ahem
in a free-fall loop, but for all intents and purposes, yes.
She has so many feats, she's a centipede.*laughs deliriously with plague-mind*I hate being sick.. I'd rather be working...
>>40917>Improved Uncanny Dodge>Improved Evasion
As feats or as class features? I thought those were just Ex Abilities granted by class.
Some of them are. I didn't want to make multiple lists since they're essentially the same sort o thing.>centipede
She shares her territories with tarantulas too
Speaking of feats, I'll have Tracy go down to the holodeck and train for Mobility again.
She'll take her birds for a walk while she's at it, just because.
How many times is that now?
Also, can I get a scope of how YUGE these animals are by now? A lot of birds would've tripled in size by this age..
I designated this week to mobility. I mentioned it once or twice before.
Does she have the time?
They're Rocs. Not pigeons or whatever small animals you are used to working with. Be patient if they aren't adults in the four days in game it's been since they hatched
>>40942>four days in game it's been since they hatched
I thought it's been more than two weeks?
Yeah, I figure they're about as big as Tracy is when she's mounted.>>40941
That's probably the third time I've seen you mention it, just wanted to make sure I hadn't missed anything.>>40942>>40943
Only four days? Naaaaah, it had to have been more than that,....
Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.
You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City
I can make a timeline
I thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.>>40946>>40945
Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
No, you're right. I was thinking from when they got the eggs, not the hatching point
You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Since these animals are reared, they can be trained at the same time they're being raised, right?
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
>>40949>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Well, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
ALright bitches, I'm out for a while. Peace
Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
>>40916>Short chicks r voluptuous
thats muh fetish>>40922dont give up hope keep trying.
>>40957Kek[Scheming Husbando Thief Noises]
>>40957What are you going to do about what Atlas said?
>>40959Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
Infernius, would your character help Tracy craft some daggers of spell-storing? I wank to have some easy storage for spells like True Strike and Haste.
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Somepony's Jealous I see
Alright, so Tracy has Opportunist and Crippling Strike, so that means she'll be able to learn Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage fairly quickly, once she reaches lvl 4 Blackguard.
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.
I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
No. It's just gay, and we're still on the overboard.
Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
>>40960im willing to be repremanded but if he makes infernuiis do that infernuis will literally fight hitler as much as it will hurt infernuis.>>40963
Wait a Minute, she already has a +8d6 Sneak Attack, she could select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage right now.>>40967
Aaaand it seems as though I've been a massive faggot and haven't even bothered to clarify her feats.
I hate how images show up in opposite order of how you select them...
She can select those feats. When she earns two EPIC level feats
She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.
What are your feets btw?
>>40972>meets the prerequisites
All except that she's not epic level
I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Devoted to a cause
And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
>>40973>Devoted to a cause
What is that?
It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
>>40976>coming from mr 4 separate home brew feats
At the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
We can select homebrew feats?
i know im just fucking with you.
i was able to get mine with gms approval.
Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
probbaly not and if you did get it, it would be nerfed like brads.
>>40982>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells
So, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
You should have him train for Cleave, at the very least.
Well, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
Does it work for Great Cleave too?
I can't figure out what enchantments were used for the Boots of Instant Flanking. How were they made?
Tracy puts her birds back to bed and continues to train by herself in the holodeck.
more loke >pic related
40 minutes well spent.
You said that certain Abjurations could be made Permanent, right?
Female silver dragon for cohort
Claiming a female silver dragon poner as cohort
The waifu-theft was better, desu.
Aside from Infernius, Thez and Tracy, where are all the characters atm?
Do you want me to waifu the dragon?
You don't steal dragons, Anon. Dragons steal you
>>41004That would make for an ebin plot device, desu.
I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile
I definitely want to go dragon hunting
Torc is at the tower too>>40994
Top fucking kek
Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
>>41004>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragon
Challenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.
The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
Don't forget you all wanted Torc to fuck her
I don't regret letting Kiyen live, desu. I liked shipping her with Lenos, and we did successfully remove the threat of the dragon in the end.
On the other hand, I still would've loved to wear her skin.>>41010
We want everything to fuck Torc.
>>41011Everything? Even Tracy?
Lenos deserves to be happy.
He seemed happy.
oh he is very happy
>>41013That's a relief>>41014
>that posting style
I'll bet. It seemed she hadn't had any in the past century.
Wait, is this GM or Lenos?
i think thats lennos's faggot.
of course you do thez has been stuck here awhile
yep its lenos's faggot
I thought GM was
Now my brain hurts
*falls down laughing* success thats what we were trying for
>>41011>I don't regret letting Kiynen live
Your character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ
*screaming* GET OUT OF MY HEAD
But anyway, Hi
It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..>Lenos (currently present)>Korak (salty af)>Darkie? (plausibly)>Cecil (tragic)>Johnny Cash (quizzical)
That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
so what kind of exotic metals do you know how to forge?
Wait, when did Korak's faggot appear?
if its metal i can forge it
We played against him during the fight in the tower. GM arbitrated the combat.
can you forge goldsteel?
Welp I'm obviously stupid as fuck cause I didn't realize that
Thats a metal so yes
Tracy quits training for the day and heads down to the forge to craft moar ammunition for her crossbow.
will you help me forge a goldsteel greatsword?
Wait, Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?>>41033
How long would it take to forge a set of Mithril breastplate-barding for a huge sized Dragonne?
And the same for a huge sized Cauchemar Nightmare?
>>41040>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...
No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?
*walks in covered in froth*
i thought johnny cash was gm
>>41043free fall sex still.
You don't gain size from class levels
An Abrahamic would say that Johnny Cash is Jesus' character>>41045
Funny you mention that
Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
Comparing Jesus to Trollestia
Gentlemen, are we operating under the appreciation that the story of Jesus is way beyond 2000 years old?>derailing my own thread
>>41052>This New Athiest bullshit historical theology that displays an amazing ignorance of the mythologies it alleges to compare
Take that bullshit Mudslime scripture out of here!I get the joke though. Good one.
You've lost me>>41051
It was sarcasm, to show that Trollestia is clearly not like Jesus
Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
Maybe, but I think that>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's Waifu
Would still stand in most cases.
Just trying to visualize the scene for dialogue and whatnot.
>>41060Is their infinite free-fall loop situated within the mess hall or the forge?
yes I can>>41040
It would take awhile to make all that
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
Its outside; she can't teleport that
Was Trollestia coveting a neighbor's waifu?>>41058>God is Evil
Uh... How long for the first set for the Dragonne? I'm guessing the second set would take essentially the same amount of time?
*lathers body against leg*
"Good afternoon, ~Flashy."
*looks down at pony*
I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).
"Have you been working hard, ~Flashy? I have."
*rubs suds on leg*
"Why are you covered in soap and bubbles"
Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
>>41069>This whole post
[1d20 = 1]>>41072>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before
"You need to be washed off"
Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
Fuck. Whelp. No bath for Tracy
[1d20 = 2]>>41071
"I was just down on the holodeck training. You should join me some time."
[soapy pony noises]>>41074
lol she's too slippery to grab
We just found the active ingredient for Salve of Slipperiness...
Enchantinf them with keeness is a good way to go>>41066
Oh at least a month mithril is finicky
"Keenness. Thank you very much."
"Well, that was embarrassing"
*walks off to try to wash off pimp suit*
"What about mail chain shirt?"
[slippery pony noises]
"If you wanted a bath, Flashy, I'll gladly oblige..."
*latches onto leg*
As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
i see what you are saying now.
Depends on how big and type of metal as well as enchantments if any
"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
Hey, I just realized with a bottle of Salve of Slipperiness, and a fairly high roll in Escape Artist, Tracy can already master Extremely Tight Space checks at this level, because ponies are smol.
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
About 3 weeks for that if made from regular metal with no enchantments
[1d20 = 8]>>41090
*Washes off pony with garden hose*
Rolling because dice rolls are fun
punk rara=best rara
*turns to light the bigger forge
The forge seems unresponsive for some reason. It doesn't seem to catch.
*scratches chin and then burps into the forge opening*
Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.>>41096
[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
Lenos hears what sounds like a sizzle(?) followed by a sudden FLASH. That's what he sees.
*rockets backwards into the wall streaming smoke*
So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever he's
done, let us know.
*continues spraying down horse*
*washes various disgusting fluids from pony off legs*
THEZ WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FORGE
>>41098>ghost pony inside
[1d20 = 16]>>41102Reeeeeeeeeeee
"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
Lenos bounces off several sufaces, propelled by some sort of fiery apparatus, with a flaming jet shooting out the side. He rebounds along the spiral staircase and shoots out the front door.
[1d20 = 19]>>41106
[1d20 = 13]>>41105
GM said she could do it last time I asked, I just never brought it up since because I thought she'd need to be epic level to make the check, but I didn't know about the salve then.>>41109Reeeeeeee
Rolling to Bull Rush him into the baths
[1d20 = 12]>>41110
You are grappling and don't have doge
Make an opposed strength check.
[1d20 = 18]>>41113
I have more strength than you - 20-18
[1d20 = 2]>>41114>wearing items in the bath
"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
Nope. She's thoroughly "distracted".
*takes pony to the bath anyways out if putty for the horse*
[happy pony noises]
*dog-paddles in circles*
Mind you, Lenos is attached to that device, by happenstance
[2d20 = 14]
Rolling for Thez and Infernius' saving throw
*soaps up and washes off pony*
[happy soaped-up pony noises]
Do i need to roll for savings throw as well
[sad faggot noises]
Thez's eyes widen and she is able to say "Uhm," <whoooof> before vanishing to a nearby position. Infernius is not so lucky, with what appears to be a steel keg with tubes and pipes attached carries Lenos along, who's robe seems somehow caught in the device.
You get no saving throw Xp
Oooffff da *grunts* damn bull
As the tank strikes Infernius, a few other valves and gaskets crack on various parts, issuing a number of flaming streams which
Thez engages freefall by disengaging airwalk, and speeds after. Soon after, , a "Thump, Thu-Thump" can be heard from the east.
*groans holding head* thez what did you do
"this your fault."
[3d20 = 41]
Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
Had to be thez she is the only one that messes with my forges
As Thez speeds toward Infernius and Lenos, a streak comes in from the east, colliding with Thez, sending her spiralling off erratically. Two more streaks pass by landing dangerously close to port Barry, causing small explosions along the sides of the port cuz explosions.
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*
".... Oh shit..!"
[5d6 = 11]>>41149
"Relax idiot, I punch harder than that, wtf was that?!" she admonishes, still falling but flipping over so she's vertically oriented properly.>>41148
Huh, there's a weird shaped thing in the air over there. It looks kind of like a boat, but suspended by a big blob that its attached to.
"Uhm, were you gonna?" <whoooof> she vanishes as the ground speeds nervously close.
[1d20 = 12]>>41150
Oh no you don't!
[1d20 = 17][1d20+5 = 22]>>41151
"..... Flashy.. We have company.."
Spot and Search checks, to identify figures creatures and/or get a closer look at the vessel (forgot what my goddamn ranks were again... let me get out my sheets)
Where a boat would have a sail, this device has a large balloon and a handful of little propeller things. It appears to be angled at Trump tower and closing.
*Doesn't resist grapple, knowing it'll at least be 5 minutes before it's her problem*
"~Teehee!" *giggles like a school-filly*
>>41160Gotta stay in character.
Infernius says the one word that would have avoided waking up in the Entertron, and saved by a dark surf-board of a fly (still with pretty-shiny gemstones, jewelry, and exquisite saddle that would make Rarity blush).
"whos a good girl?"
*looks around while slowly floating to the ground*umm thez does that look familiar to you *points at boat thingy*
"Say what now? Danger?"
Uatchit envelops Infernius' face with her proboscis. Thez nearby is again standing on air, while Lenoa floats down, as though lsying on a giant feather.
>>41166>>41165>The lord hath come to punish the heretic
You'd better explain yourself carefully, Infernius. He's not fucking around.
[1d20 = 4]>>41167
"Some big flying boat thing shooting explodey-thingies at the Port..."
"..~Now, where were we?"
"Are you shitting me?"
*is thoroughly distracted*
*pushes into reclining chair*
"are we being attacked?"
"I don't know yet, but,"
THUMP, THUM-THU-THUMP THUM-THU-TH-THUMP THUM-THU-THU-THU-THUMP THUMP
the strange vessel has turned its self, displaying a long and skeek vehicle, with a curiously shaped balloon. Several grey puffs have appeared along the surface.
"~Hmmmmmh..! Sounds like they brought the big guns this time..."
*Puff-out chest fluff and snuggles*
*Slides mare-bewbs against crotch*
*Is out of the movies and at a different bar now*
Dubs, they are getting bigger,
Don't worry, all we're deciding tonight is "Who gets blown up?".
Hooray for horse tits
Pregnancy has its perks.
<a onclick="highlightReply('41180', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41180">>>41180</a><br/>Hey! I'm not drinking. Just being socialable. Also, get your caps right<br/><br/><a onclick="highlightReply('41181', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41181">>>41181</a><br/>WELL THAT'S COMFORTING
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That sounds like fun
*pets horsey to relieve anxiety about whatever is going on that he missed*
Trumpaladin grows curious, and tests something
>>41184>talking back to the almighty>>41187
[Relaxing pony noises]
that's cute but the conditions of us leaving that little nub in place are that you don't use it to impersonate staff, so don't give that impression to people please
i mean i see no harm in using it for rping if you want, just make sure people know ur not staff
*is cowing now, before Lord Adolf*
"Um... O-okay... Uh, sorry"
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GM, which Abjurations can be made Permanent?
*pets pony's faggot*>>41197
Probably a lot of them, but at a high xp cost
I would burn down a village to gain Armor of Darkness.
Freedom, Stoneskin, and Sequester are pretty goddamn sexy too.
Vanderiem is a medium sized bastard sword, correct?
This guy knows where it's at.
>>41203>would burn down a village
The fact that you are intent on playing with interests so contrary to mine, is the reason why we fight perpetually
Which stoneskin are you talking about? The one that increases (limited) damage reduction, or the one that gives AC bonus?
..b-b-but.. aren't there some that nobody would miss?
She'd look awesome as fuck if she could wear shadows.
Aside from I'm guessing a Wish spell, how could his size be increased to large?
That Orc village, but I think Infernius killed them all. The trolls dispersed
You're a medium-sized character. Why do you want your sword to be bigger?
For the damage boost.
Wouldn't you take penalty for wielding an oversized weapon though?
Well, Vanderiem is s bastard sword, which is basically a hand-and-a-half sword. My guess is that he'd move up from being a bastard sword to being only a two-hand sword. If you look at the relative weights, a medium bastard sword is 8 pounds while a large sword is 12 pounds, which I don't think is that much different
A bastard sword is in between a hand and half and a two handed sword basically a two handed that is light enough to be wielded with one hand
You want Vandereim to increase in size>"
I checked the rules, and I see what you're saying. I do believe that given his fighting style, there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword, but the damage increase of 2d6 over 1d10 probably isn't enough to justify using a wish spell to transform Vanderium from a bastard sword into a great sword
>>41219>there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword
Shields.>isn't enough to justify using a wish spell
Normally, wish is going to be your best bet to modify a magic item of that level.
I get your point though.
Shields have a lot of disadvantages. The biggest loss is the loss of the added damage from using the non-dominant hand in the attack. Using both hands, the strength modifier is multiplied by 1.5. Using only the dominant hand, it's 1. That's a difference of 10 damage across all four attacks for Trumpaladin at a +5 strength modifier. A second disadvantage is that larger shields, like tower shields, hurt attack rolls. I believe a Tower shield gives a -2 penalty to attack rolls. There's also the fact that Trumpaladin is not proficient in use of tower shields.
Also, very importantly, Trumpaladin already has a ring that projects a force field that grants a +4 shield bonus, and functions as a heavy shield without a penalty. A tower shield, at least without magic, would only provide a +5 shield bonus to AC>Wish is best bet
That's pretty much what I thought
I guess it may be possible to modify Vanderiem from a medium bastard sword to a large Great sword. He'd receive a -2 attack role modifier for using an over sized sword, and he could on wield it two handed, but Vanderiem would go from having a damage roll with a statistical average of 5.5 to a 10.5, an increase of 5 for a loss of 2 on the attack role, which is much better than most trade offs.>>41218
I couldn't help but notice that bastard swords have a critical range of not just natural 20s, but also 19s as well. So both 20s and 19s can be critical hits. How does this affect Vanderiem's Sharpness?
Pretty sure if it's not a tower shield, you could just latch a field to your back at any time to stop fighting with it.>Sharpness
Books say it only works with natural 20's not crits, and thus probably wouldn't be enhanced by relevant feats either.
I'm still taking advantage of 19s by rolling again to see if x2 damage may apply
speaking of critical range gm, what is the crit range on my zweihander?
I don't know if it's a bastard sword or a great sword, but either way the answer is 19-20 with a x2 damage modifier
I say it's similar to a large greatsword, but could be used to make trip attacks.
Fak u 4 authorizing bans, I'll only exept if they only affect /vx/>>41181
Oh, was it me?
There was a point behind that, but I forget what it was. I was pretty drunk last night. I was put on a 4 day paid vacation because the "safety coordinator" and several individuals haven't listened to a word I've said for a month, and now I'm out on injury. Blogpost aside, I was pretty fucked up last night.
Wish you good health, m8.>inb4, Lenos's keg-explosion accident was based off of real life
Nope, the keg was just a kooky idea.
I'll be fine, I've got an activity prescription that says "Never" 7x, "Zero" 3x, and a "1/8/18" written on it as the earliest for a re-evaluation.
This could have been easily avoided some time ago, has been and is being thoroughly and sufficiently documented. I don't mind a little discomfort if I get a free week of paid vacation out of it. Plus we haven't gotten to the part where I give them (the responsible parties) a thorough dressing-down. I'm not 'over' the people in question, but I have no problems talking to them like I am (cuz I am, as far as experience and expertise is concerned).
How unfortunate. Safety isn't a joke.
Careful with those painkillers btw. That shit will mess you up if you use it incorrectly.
>>41233>urge to blogpost intensifies
Don't worry about the drugs, at my insistence its only tyenol and ibuprofin.
Does Darkness Stack with Deeper Darkness?
I want to know, for Tracy's kunai-counter.
No, it just overlaps
Good for you then.
Pain sucks, but it's better than getting sucked into the (((pharmacy))) opioid death-machine.>>41236
If I may get to the root of my question, is it worth casting Darkness and Deeper Darkness on the same object for moar Concealment?
I've been counting each full-day (in game) that Tracy doesn't cast a 2nd lvl Blackguard Spell for Darkness kunai, like the one's she left in the bag for Ponimaru's gift, because they seem better than smokebombs. I've been wondering if it's worth casting Deeper Darkness on those kunai, or if she should just reserve those 3rd lvl spells for item progression.
Deeper Darkness has a range of 60' and more effectively counters light producing spells, but otherwise the spells are identical.
The kunai idea is quite good btw, I look forward to using them.
Yeah, I gotta say. These Blackguard spells, as limited as they are, synch fairly well with Rogue/Assassin styles.
She gave him fourteen kunai, right? They should all be at second caster lvl.
In either case its a fortitude save, the DC is determined by the type of disease
Let me rephrase that. If Tracy casts Contagion on a rat, it's treated as though it caught the disease normally, and is thus contagious, right? So if she puts that rat in a blender to make an oil, that oil shouldn't count as casting a spell, right? It'd just be injecting your enemy with contaminated fluid.
Yes. They still get a saving throw tho
Ah, I see now.
But spell resistance wouldn't play into the matter because the illness was transferred via indirect contact, right? Moreso, is the disease considered magical or normal (relavant since some creatures are immune to normal diseases, but not magical ones)?I'm also off today, so I'm being a little extra meta-faggoty.. just say the words and I'll just go figure this out on my own.
Did you say you were letting Infernius and I get creative with how we level and treat our NPC followers?
I really should find some land to buy-up so Tracy can acquire those horses.
I wonder what would potentially happen if Tracy tried to establish a permanent settlement (fence) in that grove in the forest.
Correct. A weapon that is contaminated by an already incubated disease gets no spell resistance, but also that the disease would be otherwise 'conventional', as far as disease immunity is concerned. Don't worry, I just got the white-flag text from my "safety coordinator" agreeing that I have a week vacation. Metafucker>>41245
Not at all. I'm encouraging
you to get creative with NPCs. ^_^
Can Tracy give her Birds class levels now?
She doesn't need Leadership to buy regular horses, right?
They are strength 31, 207 HP animals that have just hatched a literal 4 days ago. Calm down and be grateful at this moment that you have animals that are literally as strong as a Cauchemar
Heavens no, they're only a couple days old. They can have a hit dice if you must though. You can even roll it, its a d8 for each.
They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
They sound monstrously cute.
I'm figuring that for the first few months, they're gonna be untrained Chocobos
Does it take a super high dexterity score and special feats for a character using a ranged weapon to have more than one shot in a round, or do they receive additional ranged attacks in a round if their base attack bonus is high enough for ranged attacks?
Did I delet this by accident?
Moderation log says "17 minutes/vx/ User deleted his own post #41253 (shadow deleted)"
Well, you deleted it>>41259
I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
When you create an Intelligent Item, do you also dictate it's personality, ego score, or specific purpose?
So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
Can animated Sentient items move on their own?
For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.>>41266
Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
"Then I can get meself drunk!"
Could he attack on his own?
No, he can't swing himself
Would he be capable of hacking into a locked liquor cabinet on his own if animated?
Oh, I'm SURE he would think of something
With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*>>41270
Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.>>41273
I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
>>41275>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
I wonder what Baz has planned.
>>41274>>41275>No one knows who will win the upcoming Generals v Spartans Football Game.
Elway knows, and Elway is on our side
Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
"I mean I know he's a squirrel, but he's seriously the best leader and military mind evar."
He'd better watch his neck around Tracy, is all I'm saying.
Should send a pigeon to him to tell him the Court City is more vulnerable than normal
The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
'.. I won't miss that little rat next time...'
Tracy thinks to herself.
Gotta' stay in-character..
The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her">>41283
People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.
Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city
I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself>>41285
"Neither will his RPG miss you">>41288
Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
Would he have actually died then?
I take it back, its not
hard to say, cuz it was Trump, Tracy, and Taylor. Mincemeat, even without Baz.>>41291
"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"
Reeeeee Trump and Tracy aren't that
weak>>41292>never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka
That was my guess
"And if you're thinking to yourself "I didn't say that out loud", I know but I'm the GM. I've been thinking about haxx on the game, and this is mine. Consider it inspired by DDLC, but I can make anyone say or do whatever." his eyes dilate into black voids. "If I want."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there.. I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.
Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
>>41294... Who is speaking here?
That's more from the pseudo-cadet dialogue
The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.
I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense>Bite something's head off
A Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
Yeah, I'll try not to fuck-up diplomatic stuff, but I really
had fun that time>>41298>The people we meet try to buy Tracy.
I'm sure they will, although she'll let them know she's a married mare, one way or another.
Uh Trump, as an emerging legal authority, might you consider checking the last couple posts of the Dive-grass cup thread for expert opinion?
I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is
Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered
Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
"I am the best mount, aren't I, Flashy?"
>>41299>I really had fun almost getting all of our characters killed, and fucking up diplomacy
why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
[1d20 = 13]>>41305
Remove relevant clothing
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
[1d20 = 13]>>41307>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside herPenetrate pony
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
"You're the one mounting me
, silly pony"
*relaxes, as small horse slowly milks him*
"It's nice to change things up once in a while, isn't it?"
"Sure, you can ride me, little pony"
*is ridden by cute little succubus horse*
*bucks up and down*
*bucks horsey right back*
*bucks horsey back, embracing his new role as mount*
"You like being the cowboy?"
*waves arms bouncing triumphantly*>>41317
"I'm a mare, Flashy.
It's fun being on top though. I can see your face from here..">insert le meme yandere-stare here
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
"But I don't have
a hat, ~Flashy..!"
*waves invisible hat*
>>41320*Injects in liquid form his appreciation for his mount into Tracy*
*locks jaws*>'..I love you...'
He may need to wash her again...
Not if he doesn't spill.
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners
*blocks thoughts from his mind*
>>41326>Tracy has "cum bucket" as an added bonus feat
[happy pony noises]
*peacefully collapses on chest*
*Hugs and rubs pony, hoping serious shit isn't going down outside*
>>41330Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.It probably won't be any issue though.
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
>>41334Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
>>41337>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible
, I think>>41339>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
Not to mention Divine Emissary mounts.. fucking enormous..
If you want to be a Divine Emissary btw, it'd be best to put at least 10 ranks into Knowledge Religion.
>>41341>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses>>41342>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
>>41344>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is
a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
So, what are you faggots fighting about tonight?
Nothing really yet
Break out the champagne its a fucking miracle.>>41345>Mr. Snek be gargantuan
How big would that put the snek? He's already ~20 ft
>>41353ive got my (you) already.
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
Idk why, but that visual is making me laugh so damn hard
Snek is underrated.>>41356>Be Torc>be chased by gorgeous women who all want to nail you for some rteason>Know your fucked (literally and figuratively) if they catch you>Can run because NEET legs
"D-d-don't tread on me!">Staff (spells long used-up) turns into Gargantuan Snek>Coils around Torc>Enchant with stoneskin and whatnot to reduce damage>Impenetrable fortress>#Winning
Holy shit my fucking sides are gone
You should make the staff intelligent (AnCap Alignment), so he can activate on his own, and Make some Handle Animal checks to train him for the General Purpose of Guarding.
Actually, that's a DC 20 check. I guess Tracy could train him for you, since she has ranks in it.
It's a familiar. It'll do it all at command. Also I doubt it's gargantuan (I can't find the wiki page where I am right now, so I can't confirm)
I was actually gonna put a cople levels in animal shit anyway cause I still wanna get a couple levels in Ranger.>>41361
I'm not finding anything, but I like this>25 str
I can't find size though
Dammit, no spoilers>>41362
handle animal is a skill.
You don't get any Ranger spells until 5th level. Also, if you want Animal shit, better to go with Druid, then you could advance as a Wizard and a Druid via Mystic Theurge.
>>41361>It'll do it all at command.
Training an animal for a general purpose gives it the skills and understanding to do shit.
It's not a real animal though. It's an animated staff that can take the form of a giant snake, and that takes the commands of its magical master
If it could function as a familiar, it must count as an animal to at least that extent.
>>41368>Tracy's faggot wants Torcuil's shit to be by the book
.. Sorry.... I'll shut up...
Familiar Hit Dice are considered to be equal to their master's HD, however that doesn't determine familiar hit points, which are equal to 1/2 their masters HP rounded down.
Even if the hit points are lower, do they still grow in size via increased dice?
Generally no, and specifically not in this case no. The familiar is considered to have a unique and proprietary magical connection, whereas the Paladin's mount is more of a divine partnership.
Thats what I meant>>41369
You gotta do the cooking by the book, if the way is hazy-
I'll stop now
Lazy Town memes are the best.
>>41380>we finally beat a strong ass boss>Tracy Trump and Infernius begin fighting over who gets what>post Mine Song>take all the stuff>someone asks why>"do what you want cause a pirate is free,>You are a pirate"
Hi GM, how long is Mr. Snek?
But Fae can be of huge size category, correct?
I cannot detect a metric for determining length. It is listed as a "Huge" creature, and its listed as a "Giant Constrictor">>41388
That's definitely one of my favorites>>41387
I don't understand what is in contention
Shall we say ~25ft long?
At least on a racial scale for length, "Huge" should be anywhere between 16 ft and 32 ft I think.
He has a lot of HD, so I'd say at least 30.
Those out of context campaign quotes are pretty great, imo.
>>41395>pics 2 & 5
I know those feels
I find these hilarious.
There are a whole bunch just on Jewgle, but the idiots who make them hardly ever bother to pair the quotes with semi-relevant pics.
Posting just a couple more of the good ones.
Almost all of those quotes could fit into our campaign
>>41396>can i summon a kraken at will?
infernuis loves the cannibal pony as a sister.
Pic 5 is sadly too appropriate for this campaign...
Torc thinks of the party as that sibling you wouldn't hesitate to punch square in the jaw, but he wouldn't let anyone else punch them
Trumpaladin thinks of the cannibal pony as that yandere girlfriend you love too much to get rid of, but who infuriates beyond measure
5/7 photoshop my dude
I love it
Tracy think like this as well.>>41407
This is exactly what I wanted.
Love y'all (no homo)
>>41409>The autistic revenge plot workedreeeeeee
"I love you too, ~Flashy."
evil succubus demon horse!
Check this pali for Torc to know where the hell Troll is
Fuck that's a nice Pali>wishes he had stolen the pali to claim his dragon poner
You should get >>41488>>41415
"Evil about ~you
With digits like that, you could scry her anywhere.
Just do it in Rabbit, so you don't spoil it.
Can I get a uhhhh
Goddamn it you made her even cuter>>41417>>41418
Definitely think Torcuil should scry Trollestia
And a 2 liter of scrying
Why you say it like Jeff Goldblum?
I'm actually not sure if you can do that>Torcuil will never have the special connection between himself and his waifu that Trumpaladin has with his stalker
>>41420>you made her even cuter
[evil faggot noises]
Love, uh, finds a way
He could do it if he met her, but it probably wouldn't be worth the XP.
All he can determine are flash images of a thick, overgrown forest.
Well thats helpful, does my pali count for nothing?
Unfortunately that's true for a certain specific blue party member>>41427
That's... Actually pretty much the best you can hope for out of scry>>41424reeeeeeee
You determined that she is in a thick, overgrown forest. That means you discovered something
Yeah, I determined she could be almost anywhere
Not in the port
Not in the mountains
Not in any other city
Not in the tower
Not in the exact spot of her grove
Now my next step would be to start inquiring about whether the forests you have seen thus far are "thick and over grown" or thinner. This could tell you if it's a nearby forest or one well far away
you determens she thicc
GM, can Tracy craft Bane daggers that turn blue or vibrate when their favored enemies are present?>>41433>hoo-man genitalia
Useful information, terrible pic>>41432
Well, I know it isn't the charred forest by the tower
That would take time and research. You mean like Sting in LOTR yes?
>>41436>like Sting in LOTR yes?
Basically. Just an item that detects certain types of creatures, instead of just dealing extra damage.
Apparently, Tracy wasn't actually able to do very much damage, despite her efforts...
Isn't that what Sting does?
Also, Y U spoiler?
Damn that's fuckable>>41437
I don't think there is a d&d spell that specific, since most of them only do vague things like "detect chaos" or "detect undead." But if GM approves it, make one for dragons. I want to go dragon hunting.>>41438
I would ask GM what various parts of the nearby forest look like, or investigate (if I were toruil)>>41443
Much much better my friend>>41445
I guess it's exploring time
I was actually going to have her explore the area beyond the grove next chance I got, but now I'd feel like a bitch...
"Little pony, you don't need to obsess yourself with that mare. You have me"
"I guess I can be content with having driven her off for a while.."
"A while? I doubt she'll ever
be back. Little pony, I know she embarrassed you, but she's afraid of you now, and she won't forget it."
"I know.. but if I ever see her again, I'll erase
[happy pony noises]
Unicorns are easily startled, but she'll soon be back, and in greater numbers
>>41452>in greater numbers
How many equines is she willing to sacrifice to save her own skin?
Kek, what's that quoted from>in greater numbers
*Finds Felicia, and hugs her like a cuddle toy*
BRING IT ON! LET HER SEND HER ADORABLE HORDE!>>41453
>>41454>what's that quoted from
>>41454>not knowing the quote>>41452I
see what u did there
>>41454>what's that quoted from
H-how? How dp you not know?>>41456
Well fuck y'all too
>>41454>not cuddling your waifu instead
[sad pony noises]
"B-but... she's so cuddly....
*cuddles blue demon pony*
Are you threatening me master paladin?>>41460
Torc cuddles no one because his waifu is hiding in a forest...
This isn't as fun
"Oh!" surprise, blushing, hugs.
Oh, now she IS waifu?
Making an offer>>41464
"me be back,me getting hot chocolate."
*retrieves 2 hot chocolates from kitchen.*
"What's all this about, and don't give me the standard "Me love you" line; why all this?"
>>41465>>41464>tfw when everyone tells you to take her as a waifu when you don't want too>tfw they are shocked when you do
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
>>41474>Trumpaladin will never be loved in this way>Never>>41473
Thanks for the unicorn
[happy pony noises]>>41462
Did you consider the near-Death experience?
Also, Snek deserves some affection.
[sad pony noises]
".. I love you, Flashy..."
I think of snek as almost a puppet of Torcuil, not a separate being. In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection>>41478
*points to Infernius and Thez*
. Did you know he'd consider renouncing National Socialism for the sake of her?"
>>41476keep trying, ponk loves you.
>>41479>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul
for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
"Would you purify and save your soul for the sake of your family?"
>>41479>TIL I'm coldblooded and don't desire affection>>41477
I guess Torc hasn't played fetch with him in a while...>>41476
".. Well, I could try
to do that.."
[confused pony noises]
"...I'm not sure what that means though..">>41484Wouldn't you lose all of your spellcasting abilities if you defied your god or his scripture?
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
But you said it was because its ancap...>throws ball for Mr. Snek
".. I'll always love you Flashy..."
[glum pony noises]
[glum paladin noises]
*pets pony head, but is sad*>>41487
Libertarians are kind of anti-social though>>41480
And I love Ponk>>41483>MINE
You can have Trollestia, but I'm taking Felicia
>>41489>inb4 whorehouse is rebuilt and staffed with poners
".. If I'm with you, I can be happy.."
>>41489>Libertarians are kind of anti-social though
Eh, I won't debate it.>I can have Troll
Works for me>>41490
Torc can summon a bunch of poners for the staff
What spell is that?
"What is it you really want though?"
*pets horse head*
"... I want to be a mommy.."
"Is that really
what you want?"
"It's what I want more than anything."
*puts horsey on lap*
"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
Like, was that creative license from the summon monster table, or what?
".. What is that, Flashy?"
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
Can Tracy summon other things too, so long as their CR is within her ability in the Summon Monster table, and they're of ebil alignment?>>41503
I thought it was Natures Ally for a moment. Druids can summon Unicorns spontaneously.
Can Torc use Mr. Snek as a mount?
That sounds suspiciously like treading
You would have to convince Snek to allow to step on
Graft some Wings of Flying onto him too.
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
You're wanting snek's help to trespass on someone else's private property?
So perhaps a contract then?
So, like, ebil creatures with 3 CR or lower?
No, I'm saying you don't violate the NAP if you get permission and clarify first>>41514
".. I can't do that for
you, Flashy, but I could help.."
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*
".. No matter what happens, Flashy, I will always love you."
*Lays head on chest*
*Lays hand on pony*
"And I'll always love you"
[Happy pony noises]>Faggot goes to bed
I noticed there are a lot more kinds of Ebil Outsiders than there are Good ones. In fact, there's three times as many, at least for creatures that have the Good/Ebil subtype.
>>41529>"When the Outer Planes send their creatures, they're not sending their best... They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing poisons. They're bringing chaos. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good Creatures."
*Builds Planar wall*
*Raises deportation force for said creatures*
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.
>>41534>>41534>I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work
Oh Please. Spells from this plane are
willing to work, they just won't work for slave level wages