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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40840
40841
Sleep_Demon_with_Wings.png
Nightmarish boop
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40841
>>40840
Reeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40842
40843 40845
>>40835 →
>"Me too!"
D'aww, thez likes Trumpaladin
Thanks for the sword and the belt

>so can fug
I mean, it's nice for the hero to have around a girl to charm

>Facepalm
But how?

>Al Thez
>Al
Is she like a 9/11 Hijacker?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40843
>>40842
It would be more accurate to say that 9/11 hijackers have incorporated mannerisms and customs of hell, than to suggest the opposite.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40844
40849
1549783__safe_spike_my little pony-colon- the movie_spoiler-colon-my little pony movie_cropped_meme_reaction image_scared_solo focus_tony kornheiser_wh.png

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40845
>>40842
Every time I have to wonder "What was said that I clearly missed because the order is jumbled" or "there's a clear gap in posts" or "Someone's been banned" or,....
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40846
Again (inb4 reeee) I'm not saying don't, though I don't often agree to why when you do.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40847
40848 40851 40853
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>40838
>keep it hetero, or u will die.
This rule was clearly made because you are afraid that Trumpaladin will steal your husbando. I am offended at this blatant self-serving
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40848
40849
>>40847
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40849
40850
>>40844
See >>40837 →

>>40848
But he just sexed her
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40850
40852
>>40849
And?
*Humps leg*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40851
40856
>>40847
No, it is entirely to do with that trap-faggot who wanted a tight boi-pussy feat way back. If you can have him, you can have him (but u won't keep him).

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40852
40854
>>40850
reeeee why is she insatiable
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40853
1514684338470.png
1514684314922.jpg
>>40847

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40854
40855
>>40852
Why'd he get the nickname "Flash"?
She has the Endurance feat: she cannot be tired-out so easily.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40855
>>40854
Because he goes from the 50 yard line to the endzone in a flash of course. He's also gone from your bed the next morning in a flash
jUW0k
?
No.40856
40857 40858
1127139__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_animated_solo_thousand yard stare.gif
>>40851
>You can't keep Infernius
*sad waifu thief noises*

*Shakes pony off leg*
\r
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40857
40859
>>40856
"Well, you can try,...."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40858
40862
>>40856
>*Shakes pony of leg*
Lol no
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40859
40860
>>40857
"what?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40860
40861 40862
>>40859
"What, you think I'm worried? Threatened? If you seem to be distressed or set upon of course I'll jump in, but who am I to fight your battles for you?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40861
40863
>>40860
"hes not saying he wants to fight me."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40862
>>40858
*sighs*

*lets her finish*

"My poor pants..."

>>40860
>She's this cocky, because she knows she has nothing to be worried about
reeeeee
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40863
40864
>>40861
"But I thought us being together was degenerate,...."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40864
40865 40867 40920
>>40863
"i told him no."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40865
40866
>>40864
Smiles affectionately. "And if you're willing to tell Hitler no, why should I worry about Trump's advances?" ^_~
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40866
40868 40869
>>40865
"well ya know."
*winks*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40867
>>40864
>Saying no to Hitler
>Ever
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40868
40871
image.jpeg
>>40866
>implying you could resist Trumpaladin's charm
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40869
40870 40872
>>40866
"What, are you saying that Trump is more persuasive than Hitler?" she says with mock shock and outrage.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40870
>>40869
"I have +34 on Diplomacy checks, you know"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40871
photo.jpg
>>40868

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40872
40873 40874
>>40869
"no me say me love you and if that means me get cursed so be it."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40873
>>40872
She cuts him off at the 3rd "me" with a deep, long, and passionate kiss,... which is quite a feat for her to surprise him with cuz he's like 2x as tall as she is. "A pity I can't enlarge size anymore,...." she laments when they finally break.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40874
40876
2d6bab3375ac8c8571097b988a370289.jpg
>>40872
>In a choice between following the path of righteousness, and stay with his waifu, he chooses his waifu
You lost me there
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40876
40877 40880
>>40874
You don't understand love.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40877
40878 40880 40882
heresy.jpg
>>40876
You don't understand devotion
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40878
40879
>>40877
>talks about devotion
>can't choose just one waifu

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40879
40881
>>40878
Because he's already devoted to God and Country
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40880
40883
>>40877
>>40876
infernuis understands both.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40881
40883
>>40879
Pull the other one
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40882
40883
>>40877
Lecture me on Devotion when you learn to actually follow your Code of Conduct, Mr. Paladin.

*Goes to bed like he should've 8 hours ago*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40883
40884 40886
>>40882
I do follow the code of conduct!

I just have a very liberal God apparently

>>40881
Pull the other one what?

>>40880
Then why chose waifu?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40884
40885
>>40883
Leg
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40885
40887
>>40884
Um... pulls leg
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40886
>>40883
cause family.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40887
40888
>>40885
Pull the other one
jUW0k
?
No.40888
40889
[1d20 = 15]
>>40887
Um... Grapples pony
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40889
40890
>>40888
"And you thought you could seduce Infernius,...."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40890
40891
>>40889
"Are you suggesting that if I can't keep my legs clear then I can't seduce him? I'm not sure I see your point"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40891
40892 40922
>>40890
Not my point at all. ^_~
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40892
40893
>>40891
"um thez can me have arms back, me killed a lich solo."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40893
40894
Thez wonders out-loud. "Hmmmm. I've already given I'nis the best of my equipment, and I give him my time and affection,... there must be something I can give him,...."
>>40892
Uhm,... I thought,... she already,... did.
>given
"Something is missing," she says, looking him up and down.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40894
40895
>>40893
"what is?"
MwlG2
?
No.40895
40896
[1d20 = 6]
>>40894
Grapple
Grapple
S10Bb
?
No.40896
40897 40899
[1d20 = 20]
>>40895
"you call that a grapple?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40897
40898 40900
>>40896
Kek, we have a winner
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40898
40901
>>40897
"infernuis grapple king."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40899
40901
531867__suggestive_screencap_big macintosh_pinkie apple pie_earth pony_expand dong_horsecock_male_meme_pony_stallion.png
>>40896

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40900
40901
>>40897
"mein gott! have you seen norfilly sice the attack?!?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40901
40902 40903
>>40899
Isn't that Granny Smith in the bottom corner? Meta, but still.
>>40898
"That was,... quite impressive, Hold on tight,...."
<whoooof>
>>40900
Norfilly has been ahem been seen in and around the website, but has not stopped in to the thread, leading me to consume she's not done gathering sticks. It will be an ebin fasces.

And they're suddenly towards the (outside) top of Trump tower. He's still holding her effectively, with a winning grapple. "So do you wanna fight, or do you wanna ahem wrestle?" She says winking at him.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40902
>>40901
*conclude
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40903
40904
>>40901
"how about we do it while falling?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40904
40905
>>40903
Eyes light up, then dart around making obvious mental calculations. Eventually they meet his again, enthusiastically. "Kay!" <whoooof>

And there was free-fall sex, perpetuated almost indefinitely because Thez' teleportation abilities allow her to gradually increase in "top" elevation over time,... meaning that without any other spells or abilities they could essentially do portal-sex. Mmmmmm, portal sex.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40905
40906
>>40904
does this help infernuis falling phobia?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40906
>>40905
I would imagine so, at least as long as Thez is there.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40907
Though, technically she should be making concentration checks,....
MwlG2
?
No.40908
[1d20 = 10]

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40909
40910 40911
Don't worry., she's got 13 points in concentration, with +3 for the relevant attribute (Constitution). I'd waive her constitution bonus (cuz pregnant) and its still a flying colors pass.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40910
40912
>>40909
nice.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40911
40912 40913
>>40909
*sleeps irl*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40912
40914 40925
>>40910
Fug it, you guys have been all "transparency" with me,....

Gilana de Fatima Korragar Al Thez
Age: ~333 actual (more like 1337 when factoring infernal timezones)
H 4'2" W: 284lbs (muscle) Eyes: Jasper Skin: Concrete Gray Hair: Burgandy
S: 22
D: 21
C: 22
I: 11
W: 14
Ch: 19

Hp: 431 (thats what it came out as when I re-rolled after nixing the infernal bit)
Levels:
Ftr 13
Mnk 20
Horiz Walk 6
Shadow Dancer 6

>>40911
'Night!
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40913
40914
>>40911
Still free-fall sex tho
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40914
40915 40916
1505953761763.png
>>40912
>short-stack
>>40913
yea of course.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40915
40916 40917
Infernuis.txt
>>40914

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40916
40957
>>40915
I'm not giving away all her secrets,....
>>40914
Short chicks r volumptuous (at least in this case)
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40917
40918 40935 40936
>>40915
Most of them tho:
Skills:
Climb 33 + 4, +2, +2, +5, +6
Conentrate 13 + 6
Bluff 12 +4
Balance 11 + 2, +2, +5
Disguise 20 +2, +2, +10 (mask)
Escape Artist 11 +2, +5
Hide 33 +3, +5
Intimidate 5, +4
Jump 15 +10, +2, +3, +2, +6
Knowledge - Geography 8
Listen 3 +2, +4, +2
Sneak 33 +3, +5
Spot 3 +2, +2
Tumble 20 +4, +4, +5
Use Rope 2 +2, +5
Survival 5 +2, +2
Perform 21 +3, +2, +2, +4
- Acting 4, Singing 7, Dance 7, Comedy 3
Swim 0 +2, +4, +6

Feats (Ohhhh, shit)
Acrobatic
Agile
Alertness
Athletic
Blind Fight
Combat Reflexes
Die Hard
Dodge
Improved;
- Crit
- Grapple
- Initiative
- Trip
- Unarmed Combat
Endurance
Empowered/Quickened/Silenced/Extended Spell-Like-Ability (Dimension Door)
Improved Sunder
Martial Proficiencies
Run
Self Sufficient
Skill Focus;
- Hide
- Sneak
- Jump
Spring Attack
Stealthy
Two Weapon Defense
Weapon Focus, Greater (Fist)
Weapon Specialty, Greater (Fist)
Stunning Fist
Combat Expertise
Improved Feint
Improved Uncanny Dodge
Improved Evasion

Saves - Fort, Reflex, Will
30, 26, 23

Equipment:
Random Stick of Merciful Resolve +5
Rod of ahem Rulership
Kusari Fundo (Adamantine)
Iron-Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking
Folding Saw of Tron-Murder
Index Bracelet
Master's Belt
Mask of Disguise
-Amulet of Mighty Fists
-Amulet of Non-Detection
Bracers of Spleandrous Protection
Tattoo of Health
Boots of Striding and Springing
Folding Boat (blood-stained).
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.40918
40921
>>40917
Great, now I gotta update my character sheet for reasons of faggoty.
GM, you and Trump gave me different skill points how many do I actually have?
And what levels are in what class?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40920
>>40864
>>40919 →
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40921
40923 40924
>>40918
You have 120 skill points (at level 17), and you have 16 levels in wizard, and one in thaumaturgist
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40922
40957
>>40891
Having failed either to seduce Infernius or protect his legs from being ravished by the demon pony, Trumpaladin wobbles away in defeat
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40923
40924
>>40921
>Thaumaturgist
Mystic Theurge. Lenos taught him.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.40924
>>40923
>>40921
Thanks
Expect an updated sheet tonight
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40925
40927
e02.png
>>40912
>more like 1337
.. Fucking elves man..
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40927
40929
>>40925
Its not an elf thing, its a "various areas of Hell and the Abyss have different timescales" thing. Some of them even work backward.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40929
40931
>>40927
>Some of them even work backward.
What happens to living creatures when they enter backwards timescales?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40930
40932
>>40928
Out of all this, thats the weird part?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40931
>>40929
"Why do you think I look 14?" ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40932
>>40930
Naaw, my brain is just being cooked by fever atm....
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40933
40934
So, most of thge party is in the mess hall in game right now?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40934
>>40933
Well technically, Thez and Infernius are still ahem in a free-fall loop, but for all intents and purposes, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40935
>>40917
She has so many feats, she's a centipede.

*laughs deliriously with plague-mind*
I hate being sick.. I'd rather be working...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40936
40937
>>40917
>Improved Uncanny Dodge
>Improved Evasion
As feats or as class features? I thought those were just Ex Abilities granted by class.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40937
40938
>>40936
Some of them are. I didn't want to make multiple lists since they're essentially the same sort o thing.
>centipede
She shares her territories with tarantulas too

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40938
40939 40940
>>40937
Speaking of feats, I'll have Tracy go down to the holodeck and train for Mobility again.
She'll take her birds for a walk while she's at it, just because.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40939
40941
>>40938
How many times is that now?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40940
40944
>>40938
Also, can I get a scope of how YUGE these animals are by now? A lot of birds would've tripled in size by this age..
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40941
40944
>>40939
I designated this week to mobility. I mentioned it once or twice before.
Does she have the time?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40942
40943 40944
>>40490 →
They're Rocs. Not pigeons or whatever small animals you are used to working with. Be patient if they aren't adults in the four days in game it's been since they hatched
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40943
40944 40945
>>40942
>four days in game it's been since they hatched
I thought it's been more than two weeks?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40944
40946
>>40940
Yeah, I figure they're about as big as Tracy is when she's mounted.
>>40941
That's probably the third time I've seen you mention it, just wanted to make sure I hadn't missed anything.
>>40942
>>40943
Only four days? Naaaaah, it had to have been more than that,....
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40945
40947
>>40943
Oh not even remotely close. Time travels much more slowly in game than IRL.

You should train for weapons finesse, by the way
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40946
40947 40948
>>40944
Since the hatching? That happened right as they got back from Krenshall, right? The day before they went into the Court City

I can make a timeline
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40947
40949 40975
>>40945
>weapons finesse
I thought she already trained for that? It was the week I had her work on finessing her chain.
I even made sure not to craft any items that week, so she'd have the free time.
>>40946
>>40945
Time can be inconsistent.
For example, I thought only 8 hours had passed since Tracy left Woody in the grove, but next thing I knew it'd been several days.
Just be careful and be sure to be vocal about any projects you're working on that need proper attention.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40948
>>40946
No, you're right. I was thinking from when they got the eggs, not the hatching point

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40949
40951
>>40947
You did specify that she was training with her chain, but it's like a solid 40 or so hours to get an entire feat. Less than a week in game has passed, or about one week, and most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40950
40954
Since these animals are reared, they can be trained at the same time they're being raised, right?
I guess the most responsible training regimes would be "Come" and "heel" but...
>2 Int
Reeeeeee! I want to teach them moar stuff.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40951
>>40949
>most of that time has been spent killing things, which takes away time from feat training
Well, killing things counts as training a little bit, doesn't it?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40952
40953
ALright bitches, I'm out for a while. Peace
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40953
>>40952
See 'ya
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40954
>>40950
Then again, I guess the one justification for giving animals such abysmal Int scores is that they'd be haxx for training. If an animal had even 10 Int, it'd be better for utility than any human NPC you could possibly hire.
That's probably why it takes a whole year to train a magical beast to do one thing.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40957
40958 40960
1514767621385.jpg
>>40916
>Short chicks r voluptuous
pic related
thats muh fetish
>>40922
dont give up hope keep trying.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40958
40959
_first_try__smug_flash_by_kuren247-d923gu0.png
>>40957
Kek

[Scheming Husbando Thief Noises]
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40959
40961
maxresdefault.jpg
>>40958

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40960
40968
>>40957
What are you going to do about what Atlas said?
Trumpaladin
jUW0k
?
No.40961
40962 40994
image.jpg
>>40959
Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40962
40964
VQCs4Lm.jpg
>>40961

Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40963
40968
Infernius, would your character help Tracy craft some daggers of spell-storing? I wank to have some easy storage for spells like True Strike and Haste.
Actually, for that matter, can non-weapon items have Spell-Storing? Like jewelry?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40964
40966
1557328__safe_flash sentry_anagram_big bad brad_brad_comic_exploitable meme_meme_pun_smiling.png
>>40962
Somepony's Jealous I see
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40965
40967 40969
Alright, so Tracy has Opportunist and Crippling Strike, so that means she'll be able to learn Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage fairly quickly, once she reaches lvl 4 Blackguard.
After she gains mobility, I think I'll have her move on to Combat Reflexes, she she can learn Spell Casting Harrier.

I just want to get a better hang of her class abilities, because I forget them all the time. I could've made several attacks of opportunity in that last battle, but I didn't for some reason...
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40966
a86.png
>>40964
No. It's just gay, and we're still on the overboard.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40967
40969
>>40965
Actually, wait, I need to find my sorry excuse for a character sheet... Maybe she could get there faster.
I know I selected Multi-Weapon Fighting and Improved Sunder for her, but Idk what her other feats were...
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40968
>>40960
im willing to be repremanded but if he makes infernuiis do that infernuis will literally fight hitler as much as it will hurt infernuis.
>>40963
sure.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40969
40970 40971
my blade will pierce the heavens.jpg
seems pretty sharp here.jpg
dull.jpg
>>40965
Wait a Minute, she already has a +8d6 Sneak Attack, she could select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage right now.
>>40967
Aaaand it seems as though I've been a massive faggot and haven't even bothered to clarify her feats.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40970
>>40969
I hate how images show up in opposite order of how you select them...
jUW0k
?
No.40971
40972
>>40969
She can select those feats. When she earns two EPIC level feats
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40972
40973
>>40971
She get's them as bonus feats for epic rogue levels (thinking of becoming an epic Rogue for Blinding Speed) to bypass the prerequisites, but I honestly don't want to wait all those levels. Alternatively, she could also select them as an Epic Blackguard, but she already meets the prereqs to select them now.

What are your feets btw?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40973
40974 40987
>>40972
>meets the prerequisites
All except that she's not epic level

I sort of neglected to specify Trumpaladin's feats, but I think they are:
Leadership
Quick Draw
Negotiator
Devoted to a cause
Power Attack

And a sixth one, like Improved Sunder or Run
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40974
>>40973
>Devoted to a cause
What is that?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40975
40976 40978
>>40947
It's a home brew feat that allows limited access to domain spells, like charm person or calm emotions
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40976
40977
>>40975
haxx
OJesw
?
No.40977
40979
>>40976
>coming from mr 4 separate home brew feats
At the time I thought it was necessary to mind control the Tracy character
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40978
40980
>>40975
We can select homebrew feats?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40979
>>40977
i know im just fucking with you.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40980
40981
>>40978
i was able to get mine with gms approval.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40981
40982 40983
>>40980
Even ones that grant an entire list of spells?
That changes everything. I'll rethink my game plan.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40982
40984
>>40981
I don't like where this is going. Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells that have been useful on a couple occasions but not many, and I only asked for it because of all of the bullshit you were pulling at the time. I'd definitely go back on it if there's a slippery slope now
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40983
>>40981
probbaly not and if you did get it, it would be nerfed like brads.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40984
40985 40986
>>40982
>Mine was very heavily nerfed and only grants like 4 spells
So, basically, it functions just like a Divine Emissary's Domain spell-casting (for paladins), only pre-Epic level?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40985
>>40984
I do not know
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40986
>>40984
i think.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40987
40988
>>40973
You should have him train for Cleave, at the very least.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.40988
40989
>>40987
>Cleave
Well, the thing is that "mighty cleave," which is even better than cleave, is an automatic feature of Vanderiem, which is what I use almost all of the time. So it doesn't seem as necessary
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.40989
>>40988
Does it work for Great Cleave too?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40991
I can't figure out what enchantments were used for the Boots of Instant Flanking. How were they made?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40992
Tracy puts her birds back to bed and continues to train by herself in the holodeck.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40993
40994 40996
infernuisxthez.png

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40994
40995 40997 40998 41007
ff.png
>>40961
Well played
>>40993
more loke >pic related
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40995
195055__safe_oc_oc-colon-incendia_oc only_antipodes_fanfic_meme_my sides_pony_simple background_solo_transparent background_vector.png
>>40994
I'm dying!
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40996
>>40993
40 minutes well spent.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.40997
>>40994
You said that certain Abjurations could be made Permanent, right?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.40998
1504805779964.png
>>40994


Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.40999
41001
Female silver dragon for cohort
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41000
41001
Claiming a female silver dragon poner as cohort
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41001
41003
>>40999
>>41000
The waifu-theft was better, desu.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41002
41007
Aside from Infernius, Thez and Tracy, where are all the characters atm?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41003
41004
>>41001
Do you want me to waifu the dragon?
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41004
41005 41006 41009
>>41003
You don't steal dragons, Anon. Dragons steal you.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41005
>>41004
That would make for an ebin plot device, desu.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41006
41008
>>41004
I've looked at the numbers. I think Trumpaladin could hold his own alone against a young adult Red dragon. And he'd at minimum have Fae with him, who on her own could probably hold her own against a juvenile

I definitely want to go dragon hunting
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41007
>>41002
Torc is at the tower too
>>40994
Top fucking kek
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41008
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>41006
Well, you imply that you're only going to meet young ones wherever you go, but sure, dragon hunting sounds great.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41009
41010 41011
>>41004
>steal a dragon or get stolen by a dragon
Challenge so fucking accepted. The only enemy thus far that has had much measure of success has been Tracy. But that took a hell of a lot of dedication and effort to accomplish.

The only reason Kiynen survived was because I fucked up and called in reinforcements, and Torcuil and Thez protected her, when Trunpaladin and Inferniys would have killed her and worn her skin
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41010
41011
>>41009
Don't forget you all wanted Torc to fuck her
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41011
41012 41026
>>41009
I don't regret letting Kiyen live, desu. I liked shipping her with Lenos, and we did successfully remove the threat of the dragon in the end.
On the other hand, I still would've loved to wear her skin.
>>41010
We want everything to fuck Torc.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41012
41013
>>41011
Everything? Even Tracy?
Lenos deserves to be happy.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41013
41014 41016
>>41012
Not Tracy
He seemed happy.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41014
41016 41018
>>41013 oh he is very happy
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41015
41016 41017 41018 41019
I might bit sore and raw
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41016
>>41013
That's a relief
>>41014
Pali confirms
>>41015
Okay........
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41017
41021
>>41015
me know feel.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41018
>>41014 >that posting style
Howdy, m8.
>>41015
I'll bet. It seemed she hadn't had any in the past century.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41019
41020
>>41015
Wait, is this GM or Lenos?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41020
41022 41024
>>41019
i think thats lennos's faggot.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41021
41023
>>41017 of course you do thez has been stuck here awhile
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41022
>>41020 yep its lenos's faggot
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41023
>>41021
yea?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41024
41025 41030
>>41020
I thought GM was Lenos' faggot.
Now my brain hurts
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41025
41028 41042
>>41024 *falls down laughing* success thats what we were trying for
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41026
41027
image.png
>>41011
>I don't regret letting Kiynen live
Your character has a reason to keep a vendetta against Trollestia, and mine has a reason to keep a vendetta against Kiynen. Pic related. I guess I like that I got the ion stone and some gold out of it, but damn it felt like RPing Vietnam as LBJ

Hello Lenos


Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41027
>>41026 hello
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41028
41029
>>41025
*screaming* GET OUT OF MY HEAD

But anyway, Hi
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41029
41031
>>41028
Ello
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41030
41032 41040
>>41024
It actually makes me wonder just how many faggots from the previous campaigns GM has called up over the past 7 months..
>Lenos (currently present)
>Korak (salty af)
>Darkie? (plausibly)
>Cecil (tragic)
>Johnny Cash (quizzical)
That's at least three separate players who've had lines in game.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41031
41033
>>41029
so what kind of exotic metals do you know how to forge?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41032
41034
>>41030
Wait, when did Korak's faggot appear?
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41033
41035 41040
>>41031 if its metal i can forge it
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41034
41036
>>41032
We played against him during the fight in the tower. GM arbitrated the combat.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41035
41037
>>41033
can you forge goldsteel?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41036
>>41034
Welp I'm obviously stupid as fuck cause I didn't realize that
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41037
41039
>>41035
Thats a metal so yes
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41038
Tracy quits training for the day and heads down to the forge to craft moar ammunition for her crossbow.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41039
41062
>>41037
will you help me forge a goldsteel greatsword?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41040
41041 41043 41062
>>41030
Wait, Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?

>>41033
How long would it take to forge a set of Mithril breastplate-barding for a huge sized Dragonne?

And the same for a huge sized Cauchemar Nightmare?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41041
41044
>>41040
>Johnny Cash is controlled by a new and different person?
Yes. Cash's creator is also Trollestia's creator, which is why Tracy will never be rid of her permanently...

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41042
>>41025
No, I explicitly stated that Lenos was another player at one point, it was just really early on
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41043
41045 41046 41047
>>41040
... Does Tracy advance is size due to the dice she gains from the class?
Also, I take it all of the characters are in the forge?

*walks in covered in froth*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41044
41047
>>41041
i thought johnny cash was gm
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41045
41047 41060
>>41043
free fall sex still.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41046
>>41043
You don't gain size from class levels
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41047
41048 41049 41060
>>41043
No
>>41044
An Abrahamic would say that Johnny Cash is Jesus' character
>>41045
Funny you mention that
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41048
41052
1482258__safe_artist-colon-aaronkid14_artist-colon-aaronkidney14_oc_oc-colon-aaron the pony_oc only_animated_are you sure about that_gif_john cena_meme.gif
>>41047
>Jesus' character
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41049
41050 41052 41054 41055
>>41047
Because when the Romans came for Jesus in the grove, Jesus took a random civilian, told them, "hey stay here" and disguised them as him, and let them be arrested and crucified in his place
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41050
41051 41052
>>41049
Wut
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41051
41056
>>41050
Comparing Jesus to Trollestia
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41052
41053 41056 41087
>>41048
>>41049
>>41050
Gentlemen, are we operating under the appreciation that the story of Jesus is way beyond 2000 years old?
>derailing my own thread
OJesw
?
No.41053
>>41052
>This New Athiest bullshit historical theology that displays an amazing ignorance of the mythologies it alleges to compare
>>>Reddit
\r
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41054
41057
>>41049
wrong.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41055
>>41049
Take that bullshit Mudslime scripture out of here!
I get the joke though. Good one.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41056
>>41052
You've lost me
>>41051
Oh hahahhaha
Fuck off
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41057
41058
image.jpeg
>>41054
It was sarcasm, to show that Trollestia is clearly not like Jesus
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41058
41059 41066
>>41057
Not in the slightest. Do you think Jesus would play as "Jesus", or would he troll the shit out of people 'cuz lulz?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41059
41066
>>41058
Maybe, but I think that
>Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neigh-bor's Waifu
Would still stand in most cases.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41060
41061
>>41045
>>41047
Still?
Just trying to visualize the scene for dialogue and whatnot.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41061
41064
>>41060
Is their infinite free-fall loop situated within the mess hall or the forge?
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41062
41063 41066
>>41039
yes I can
>>41040
It would take awhile to make all that
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41063
41080
264135__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_knife_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>41062
*ears perk*
"Do you have any tips on forging daggers efficiently? I do appreciate a good edge."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41064
41065
>>41061
Its outside; she can't teleport that often

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41065
>>41064
Ah.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41066
41067 41069 41080
>>41059
Was Trollestia coveting a neighbor's waifu?

>>41058
>God is Evil
Haram

>>41062
Uh... How long for the first set for the Dragonne? I'm guessing the second set would take essentially the same amount of time?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41067
41068
>>41066
>was troll
Close enough.

*lathers body against leg*
"Good afternoon, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41068
41070
>>41067
*looks down at pony*
"Um... Hello"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41069
41073
>>41066
I never said God (another Abrahamic term Xp) is evil, I'm depicting God as being amoral (not immoral mind you).

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41070
41071
>>41068
"Have you been working hard, ~Flashy? I have."
*rubs suds on leg*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41071
41072 41076
>>41070
"Why are you covered in soap and bubbles"
Flatly
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41072
41074
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>41071
Hoers sweat lathers with friction. She's just being disgusting.
He would've seen it before, after battles and whatnot.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41073
image.jpeg
>>41069
>This whole post
Pic related
OJesw
?
No.41074
41075 41076 41078 41083
[1d20 = 1]
>>41072
>implying he's ever actually ridden a horse before
"You need to be washed off"

Grapple pony. But hold at a distance from clothing. Actually put a towel over pony, then grapple her, because she's too big to be held except right next to the body
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41075
41085
>>41074
Fuck. Whelp. No bath for Tracy
Ktiev
?
No.41076
41077 41078 41083
[1d20 = 2]
>>41071
"I was just down on the holodeck training. You should join me some time."
[soapy pony noises]
>>41074
lol she's too slippery to grab

*Full-body hug*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41077
>>41076
Too slippery...
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41078
41079
1512822214293.gif
>>41076
>>41074

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41079
41082
>>41078
We just found the active ingredient for Salve of Slipperiness...
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41080
41081 41084
>>41063
Enchantinf them with keeness is a good way to go
>>41066
Oh at least a month mithril is finicky
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41081
>>41080
"Keenness. Thank you very much."
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41082
41085
>>41079
"Well, that was embarrassing"
*walks off to try to wash off pimp suit*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41083
>>41076
>>41074
Tep kek
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41084
41088
>>41080
reeeeeee
"What about mail chain shirt?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41085
41086
stretching.png
>>41075
>>41082
[slippery pony noises]
"If you wanted a bath, Flashy, I'll gladly oblige..."
*latches onto leg*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41086
>>41085
As soon as questions are finished about armor and knives, Trumpaladin wobbles to go wash the pony sweat and the pony off with a hose
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41087
>>41052
i see what you are saying now.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41088
41089
>>41084
Depends on how big and type of metal as well as enchantments if any
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41089
41091
>>41088
"Well, it would be for a Dragonne of huge size. Could such be crafted quickly and used until Mithril breast plate could be crafted?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41090
41092 41093 41098
1536825__safe_screencap_applejack_fluttershy_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_rarity_twilight sparkle_it isn't the mane thing about you_spoiler-colon-s07e19_a.gif
Hey, I just realized with a bottle of Salve of Slipperiness, and a fairly high roll in Escape Artist, Tracy can already master Extremely Tight Space checks at this level, because ponies are smol.
I always wanted to destroy an enemy from the inside. Assassinations just got a lot more interesting.
*distills sweat*
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41091
>>41089
About 3 weeks for that if made from regular metal with no enchantments
OJesw
?
No.41092
[1d20 = 8]
>>41090
*Washes off pony with garden hose*

Rolling because dice rolls are fun
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41093
41101
>>41090
punk rara=best rara
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41094
41095
*turns to light the bigger forge
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41095
>>41094
The forge seems unresponsive for some reason. It doesn't seem to catch.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41096
41098
image.jpeg
*sprays down horse*
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41097
41099
*scratches chin and then burps into the forge opening*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41098
41102 41105
>>41090
Kek. When it was said she could do it, I mostly just shook it off because I never thought she'd be able to make a check that high, but I didn't realize she could enhance it with items.
Iz sekrit weapon though: only the highest-class targets get the privilege of having the ghost-pony annihilate them from the inside.
>>41096
[discomforted pony noises]
"Eek! This wasn't the kind of bath I wanted."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41099
41100
>>41097
Lenos hears what sounds like a sizzle(?) followed by a sudden FLASH. That's what he sees.
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41100
>>41099
*rockets backwards into the wall streaming smoke*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41101
41108
>>41093
So like, is Infernius finished? It's taking all her concentration to maintain the Dimensional Door loop, so whenever he's done, let us know.
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41102
41106
image.jpeg
>>41098
*continues spraying down horse*
*washes various disgusting fluids from pony off legs*
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41104
THEZ WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FORGE
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41105
41110
>>41098
>ghost pony inside
lol no
Ktiev
?
No.41106
41109
[1d20 = 16]
>>41102
Reeeeeeeeeeee
"But I wanted us to go in ~together."
*grows to full hoers size*
Rolling to grapple
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41107
Lenos bounces off several sufaces, propelled by some sort of fiery apparatus, with a flaming jet shooting out the side. He rebounds along the spiral staircase and shoots out the front door.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41108
41117
1511222455594.gif
>>41101
"Mooooooooooooo."

OJesw
?
No.41109
41110
[1d20 = 19]
>>41106
Counter grapple
Ktiev
?
No.41110
41111 41112
[1d20 = 13]
>>41105
GM said she could do it last time I asked, I just never brought it up since because I thought she'd need to be epic level to make the check, but I didn't know about the salve then.
>>41109
Reeeeeeee
Rolling to Bull Rush him into the baths
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41111
41113
>>41110
No you can't
OJesw
?
No.41112
41113
[1d20 = 12]
>>41110
Dodge roll
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41113
41114
>>41111
Can ~too!
>>41112
You are grappling and don't have doge
Make an opposed strength check.
OJesw
?
No.41114
41115
[1d20 = 18]
>>41113
Sure

I have more strength than you - 20-18
Ktiev
?
No.41115
41116 41119
[1d20 = 2]
>>41114
>wearing items in the bath
"Come ~oooooon, FLashy. Let's go to the baths."
*pushes harder*
Concentration check to cast Bull's Strength while still grappling.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41116
>>41115
Nope. She's thoroughly "distracted".
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41117
41118
ff.png
>>41108

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41118
41122
>>41117
Wat?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41119
41120 41121
>>41115
Lol

*takes pony to the bath anyways out if putty for the horse*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41120
41121 41123
>>41119
[happy pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41121
41123
786157__safe_artist-colon-madacon_edit_pinkie pie_beach_cropped_ear fluff_eyes closed_shiny_smiling_solo_splash_swimming_wet_wet mane.png
>>41119
>>41120
*dog-paddles in circles*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41122
41125
>>41118
Mind you, Lenos is attached to that device, by happenstance
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41123
41124
>>41121
>>41120
*washes pony*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41124
>>41123
*washes hoo-man*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41125
>>41122
Oh dear..
MwlG2
?
No.41126
41127 41128 41131
[2d20 = 14]
Rolling for Thez and Infernius' saving throw
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41127
41130
>>41126
Uh....

*soaps up and washes off pony*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41128
41129
>>41126
*crunches popcorn*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41129
41132
>>41128
*popcorn is wet*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41130
1405623__safe_artist-colon-badumsquish_derpibooru exclusive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-zesty suds_bubble_female_happy_object pony_open mouth_original species_.png
>>41127
[happy soaped-up pony noises]
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41131
41134
>>41126
Do i need to roll for savings throw as well
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41132
>>41129
[sad faggot noises]
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41133
41135 41140
Thez's eyes widen and she is able to say "Uhm," <whoooof> before vanishing to a nearby position. Infernius is not so lucky, with what appears to be a steel keg with tubes and pipes attached carries Lenos along, who's robe seems somehow caught in the device.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41134
>>41131
You get no saving throw Xp
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41135
41136
>>41133
Oooffff da *grunts* damn bull
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41136
>>41135
"what fuck,lennos?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41137
41140
As the tank strikes Infernius, a few other valves and gaskets crack on various parts, issuing a number of flaming streams which
<BOOOOOOOOOOM>
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41139
41141
Thez engages freefall by disengaging airwalk, and speeds after. Soon after, , a "Thump, Thu-Thump" can be heard from the east.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41140
1378264746915.jpg
>>41137
>>41133
You devil..!
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41141
41142
>>41139
*groans holding head* thez what did you do
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41142
41146
>>41141
"this your fault."
MwlG2
?
No.41144
41145
[3d20 = 41]
Rolling saving throw for all three. Infernius, Lenos, and Thez
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41145
>>41144
>4
oh no...
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41146
>>41142
Had to be thez she is the only one that messes with my forges
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41147
41149 41150
As Thez speeds toward Infernius and Lenos, a streak comes in from the east, colliding with Thez, sending her spiralling off erratically. Two more streaks pass by landing dangerously close to port Barry, causing small explosions along the sides of the port cuz explosions.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41148
41151
*finishes washing*
>Mr. Bones walks in and hands out fluffy towels
*moves to window to watch fireworks*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41149
41151 41153
>>41147
"thez no!!"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41150
41154
>>41147
>is watching
".... Oh shit..!"
*grabs things*
MwlG2
?
No.41151
41152 41155
[5d6 = 11]
>>41149
"Relax idiot, I punch harder than that, wtf was that?!" she admonishes, still falling but flipping over so she's vertically oriented properly.
>>41148
Huh, there's a weird shaped thing in the air over there. It looks kind of like a boat, but suspended by a big blob that its attached to.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41152
>>41151
"dont know."

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41153
41158
>>41149
"Uhm, were you gonna?" <whoooof> she vanishes as the ground speeds nervously close.

OJesw
?
No.41154
41160
[1d20 = 12]
>>41150
Oh no you don't!

Grapple
Ktiev
?
No.41155
41156 41159 41167
[1d20 = 17]
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>41151
"..... Flashy.. We have company.."
Spot and Search checks, to identify figures creatures and/or get a closer look at the vessel (forgot what my goddamn ranks were again... let me get out my sheets)
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41156
>>41155
Search and Spot*
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41157
*casts feather fall*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41158
41162
>>41153
"uatchit"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41159
>>41155
Where a boat would have a sail, this device has a large balloon and a handful of little propeller things. It appears to be angled at Trump tower and closing.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41160
41161
>>41154
*Doesn't resist grapple, knowing it'll at least be 5 minutes before it's her problem*
"~Teehee!" *giggles like a school-filly*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41161
>>41160
Gotta stay in character.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41162
41163
>>41158
Awww.
Infernius says the one word that would have avoided waking up in the Entertron, and saved by a dark surf-board of a fly (still with pretty-shiny gemstones, jewelry, and exquisite saddle that would make Rarity blush).
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41163
41165 41168
>>41162
"whos a good girl?"
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41164
*looks around while slowly floating to the ground*umm thez does that look familiar to you *points at boat thingy*
Hitler
!!diajgPJxmU
9tBmy
?
No.41165
41166 41169
>>41163
gas
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41166
41169
>>41165
"the ziggers?"
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41167
41170
>>41155
"Say what now? Danger?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41168
41173
>>41163
Uatchit envelops Infernius' face with her proboscis. Thez nearby is again standing on air, while Lenoa floats down, as though lsying on a giant feather.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41169
montypyhton-1600x720.jpg
>>41166
>>41165
>The lord hath come to punish the heretic
You'd better explain yourself carefully, Infernius. He's not fucking around.
Ktiev
?
No.41170
41171
[1d20 = 4]
>>41167
"Some big flying boat thing shooting explodey-thingies at the Port..."
*turns around*
"..~Now, where were we?"
*grapples*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41171
41172 41175
>>41170
"Are you shitting me?"

*is thoroughly distracted*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41172
>>41171
"...~No..."
*pushes into reclining chair*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41173
41174
>>41168
"are we being attacked?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41174
>>41173
"I don't know yet, but,"
THUMP, THUM-THU-THUMP THUM-THU-TH-THUMP THUM-THU-THU-THU-THUMP THUMP
the strange vessel has turned its self, displaying a long and skeek vehicle, with a curiously shaped balloon. Several grey puffs have appeared along the surface.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41175
41176
>>41171
"~Hmmmmmh..! Sounds like they brought the big guns this time..."
*Puff-out chest fluff and snuggles*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41176
41177
>>41175
"Well fuck me"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41177
41179
>>41176
"~With pleasure…"
*Slides mare-bewbs against crotch*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41178
41180 41181
*Is out of the movies and at a different bar now*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41179
41182 41183
>>41177
Dubs, they are getting bigger,
Hitler
!!diajgPJxmU
9tBmy
?
No.41180
>>41178
degenerate
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41181
41185 41229
>>41178
Don't worry, all we're deciding tonight is "Who gets blown up?".
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41182
41186
>>41179
Hooray for horse tits
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41183
465933__explicit_artist-colon-gitgud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anus_crotchboobs_female_impossibly large crotchboobs_looking at you_nicolas cage_nu.png
>>41179
Pregnancy has its perks.
OJesw
?
No.41184
41188 41189
<a onclick="highlightReply('41180', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41180">>>41180</a><br/>Hey! I'm not drinking. Just being socialable. Also, get your caps right<br/><br/><a onclick="highlightReply('41181', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41181">>>41181</a><br/>WELL THAT'S COMFORTING

<br><br>
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Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41185
>>41181
That sounds like fun
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41186
41187
>>41182
*Grinds*
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41187
41189
>>41186
*pets horsey to relieve anxiety about whatever is going on that he missed*
Trumpaladin
Titan
OJesw
?
No.41188
41190
>>41184
Trumpaladin grows curious, and tests something
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41189
>>41184
>talking back to the almighty
>>41187
[Relaxing pony noises]
*Pets back*
Trumpaladin
Titan
OJesw
?
No.41190
41191
image.png
>>41188

Hitler
Titan
9tBmy
?
No.41191
41192
>>41190
that's cute but the conditions of us leaving that little nub in place are that you don't use it to impersonate staff, so don't give that impression to people please
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41192
41193
image.jpeg
>>41191
Okay...
Hitler
Titan
9tBmy
?
No.41193
41194
>>41192
i mean i see no harm in using it for rping if you want, just make sure people know ur not staff
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41194
image.png
>>41193
*is cowing now, before Lord Adolf*
"Um... O-okay... Uh, sorry"
MwlG2
?
No.41195
41196 41229
<a onclick="highlightReply('41193', event);" href="/vx/res/40838.html#41193">>>41193</a><br/>As OP, I fully authorize any non-excessive, temporary bans and modifications to the Nuts threads. Bitches are welcome to get salty. but are right in being reminded who has the hammer.
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Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41196
41200
>>41195
>Fully authorize
*Grumbles*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41197
41198 41200
GM, which Abjurations can be made Permanent?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41198
41199
>>41197
Gimme an example
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41199
41201 41203
>>41198
Unholy Aura?
Anonymous
OJesw
?
No.41200
41201
>>41196
*pets pony's faggot*

>>41197
Probably a lot of them, but at a high xp cost
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41201
41202 41204
>>41199
>>41200
Yes to both
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41202
41205
>>41201
stoneskin?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41203
41206 41207
>>41199
I would burn down a village to gain Armor of Darkness.
Freedom, Stoneskin, and Sequester are pretty goddamn sexy too.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41204
41207
>>41201
Vanderiem is a medium sized bastard sword, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41205
1301722__explicit_artist-colon-devo87_maud pie_anatomically correct_anus_boulder buns_casual nudity_dark genitals_dock_earth pony_female_looking at you.png
>>41202
This guy knows where it's at.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41206
41209
>>41203
>would burn down a village
The fact that you are intent on playing with interests so contrary to mine, is the reason why we fight perpetually
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41207
41208 41210
>>41204
Yes
>>41203
Which stoneskin are you talking about? The one that increases (limited) damage reduction, or the one that gives AC bonus?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41208
41222
>>41207
the dr.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41209
41211
>>41206
..b-b-but.. aren't there some that nobody would miss?
She'd look awesome as fuck if she could wear shadows.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41210
41212
>>41207
Aside from I'm guessing a Wish spell, how could his size be increased to large?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41211
>>41209
That Orc village, but I think Infernius killed them all. The trolls dispersed
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41212
41213
>>41210
You're a medium-sized character. Why do you want your sword to be bigger?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41213
41214
>>41212
For the damage boost.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41214
41215 41219
>>41213
Wouldn't you take penalty for wielding an oversized weapon though?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41215
41217 41218
>>41214
Well, Vanderiem is s bastard sword, which is basically a hand-and-a-half sword. My guess is that he'd move up from being a bastard sword to being only a two-hand sword. If you look at the relative weights, a medium bastard sword is 8 pounds while a large sword is 12 pounds, which I don't think is that much different
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41217
>>41215
A bastard sword is in between a hand and half and a two handed sword basically a two handed that is light enough to be wielded with one hand
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41218
41223
>>41215
You want Vandereim to increase in size>"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41219
41220
>>41214
I checked the rules, and I see what you're saying. I do believe that given his fighting style, there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword, but the damage increase of 2d6 over 1d10 probably isn't enough to justify using a wish spell to transform Vanderium from a bastard sword into a great sword
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41220
41221 41223
>>41219
>there's no reason at all to have a bastard sword over a great sword
Shields.
>isn't enough to justify using a wish spell
Normally, wish is going to be your best bet to modify a magic item of that level.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41221
>>41220
I get your point though.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41222
>>41208
This
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41223
41224 41226
>>41220
>Shields
Shields have a lot of disadvantages. The biggest loss is the loss of the added damage from using the non-dominant hand in the attack. Using both hands, the strength modifier is multiplied by 1.5. Using only the dominant hand, it's 1. That's a difference of 10 damage across all four attacks for Trumpaladin at a +5 strength modifier. A second disadvantage is that larger shields, like tower shields, hurt attack rolls. I believe a Tower shield gives a -2 penalty to attack rolls. There's also the fact that Trumpaladin is not proficient in use of tower shields.

Also, very importantly, Trumpaladin already has a ring that projects a force field that grants a +4 shield bonus, and functions as a heavy shield without a penalty. A tower shield, at least without magic, would only provide a +5 shield bonus to AC

>Wish is best bet
That's pretty much what I thought

I guess it may be possible to modify Vanderiem from a medium bastard sword to a large Great sword. He'd receive a -2 attack role modifier for using an over sized sword, and he could on wield it two handed, but Vanderiem would go from having a damage roll with a statistical average of 5.5 to a 10.5, an increase of 5 for a loss of 2 on the attack role, which is much better than most trade offs.

>>41218
I couldn't help but notice that bastard swords have a critical range of not just natural 20s, but also 19s as well. So both 20s and 19s can be critical hits. How does this affect Vanderiem's Sharpness?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41224
41225
>>41223
Pretty sure if it's not a tower shield, you could just latch a field to your back at any time to stop fighting with it.
>Sharpness
Books say it only works with natural 20's not crits, and thus probably wouldn't be enhanced by relevant feats either.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41225
>>41224
I'm still taking advantage of 19s by rolling again to see if x2 damage may apply
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41226
41227 41228
>>41223
speaking of critical range gm, what is the crit range on my zweihander?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41227
41228
>>41226
I don't know if it's a bastard sword or a great sword, but either way the answer is 19-20 with a x2 damage modifier
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41228
>>41226
>>41227
I say it's similar to a large greatsword, but could be used to make trip attacks.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41229
41230
>>41195
Fak u 4 authorizing bans, I'll only exept if they only affect /vx/
>>41181
Oh, was it me?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41230
41231
>>41229
There was a point behind that, but I forget what it was. I was pretty drunk last night. I was put on a 4 day paid vacation because the "safety coordinator" and several individuals haven't listened to a word I've said for a month, and now I'm out on injury. Blogpost aside, I was pretty fucked up last night.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41231
41232
>>41230
>Ouch
Wish you good health, m8.
>inb4, Lenos's keg-explosion accident was based off of real life
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41232
41233
>>41231
Nope, the keg was just a kooky idea.
I'll be fine, I've got an activity prescription that says "Never" 7x, "Zero" 3x, and a "1/8/18" written on it as the earliest for a re-evaluation.
This could have been easily avoided some time ago, has been and is being thoroughly and sufficiently documented. I don't mind a little discomfort if I get a free week of paid vacation out of it. Plus we haven't gotten to the part where I give them (the responsible parties) a thorough dressing-down. I'm not 'over' the people in question, but I have no problems talking to them like I am (cuz I am, as far as experience and expertise is concerned).
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41233
41234
>>41232
How unfortunate. Safety isn't a joke.
Careful with those painkillers btw. That shit will mess you up if you use it incorrectly.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41234
41237
>>41233
>urge to blogpost intensifies
Don't worry about the drugs, at my insistence its only tyenol and ibuprofin.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41235
41236
Does Darkness Stack with Deeper Darkness?
I want to know, for Tracy's kunai-counter.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41236
41237
>>41235
No, it just overlaps
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41237
41238
>>41234
Good for you then.
Pain sucks, but it's better than getting sucked into the (((pharmacy))) opioid death-machine.
>>41236
If I may get to the root of my question, is it worth casting Darkness and Deeper Darkness on the same object for moar Concealment?
I've been counting each full-day (in game) that Tracy doesn't cast a 2nd lvl Blackguard Spell for Darkness kunai, like the one's she left in the bag for Ponimaru's gift, because they seem better than smokebombs. I've been wondering if it's worth casting Deeper Darkness on those kunai, or if she should just reserve those 3rd lvl spells for item progression.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41238
41239
>>41237
Deeper Darkness has a range of 60' and more effectively counters light producing spells, but otherwise the spells are identical.
The kunai idea is quite good btw, I look forward to using them.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41239
>>41238
Yeah, I gotta say. These Blackguard spells, as limited as they are, synch fairly well with Rogue/Assassin styles.

She gave him fourteen kunai, right? They should all be at second caster lvl.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41241
41244 41245
>>41240
In either case its a fortitude save, the DC is determined by the type of disease
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41242
41243
>>41240
Let me rephrase that. If Tracy casts Contagion on a rat, it's treated as though it caught the disease normally, and is thus contagious, right? So if she puts that rat in a blender to make an oil, that oil shouldn't count as casting a spell, right? It'd just be injecting your enemy with contaminated fluid.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41243
>>41242
Yes. They still get a saving throw tho
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41244
41247
>>41241
Ah, I see now.
But spell resistance wouldn't play into the matter because the illness was transferred via indirect contact, right? Moreso, is the disease considered magical or normal (relavant since some creatures are immune to normal diseases, but not magical ones)?

I'm also off today, so I'm being a little extra meta-faggoty.. just say the words and I'll just go figure this out on my own.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41245
41246 41247
>>41241
Did you say you were letting Infernius and I get creative with how we level and treat our NPC followers?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41246
41249
>>41245
I really should find some land to buy-up so Tracy can acquire those horses.
I wonder what would potentially happen if Tracy tried to establish a permanent settlement (fence) in that grove in the forest.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41247
41248
>>41244
Correct. A weapon that is contaminated by an already incubated disease gets no spell resistance, but also that the disease would be otherwise 'conventional', as far as disease immunity is concerned. Don't worry, I just got the white-flag text from my "safety coordinator" agreeing that I have a week vacation. Metafucker
>>41245
Not at all. I'm encouraging you to get creative with NPCs. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41248
41250 41251
>>41247
Can Tracy give her Birds class levels now?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41249
>>41246
She doesn't need Leadership to buy regular horses, right?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41250
41252
>>41248
They are strength 31, 207 HP animals that have just hatched a literal 4 days ago. Calm down and be grateful at this moment that you have animals that are literally as strong as a Cauchemar
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41251
41254
>>41248
Heavens no, they're only a couple days old. They can have a hit dice if you must though. You can even roll it, its a d8 for each.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41252
41255
>>41250
They don't start out with 31 Str, the most I would give them so far is a 5. They are massive and clumsy (comparable Dex) tho, so don't get squished.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41254
41256
>>41251
Eh, I was just jumping the gun for character development.
Tracy doesn't see them as assets anyway; more like adopted children. It'd take a while before she would even be willing to let them see danger.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41255
>>41252
They sound monstrously cute.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41256
41257
>>41254
I'm figuring that for the first few months, they're gonna be untrained Chocobos
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41257
41261 41262
>>41256
>>41256
Does it take a super high dexterity score and special feats for a character using a ranged weapon to have more than one shot in a round, or do they receive additional ranged attacks in a round if their base attack bonus is high enough for ranged attacks?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41258
41260
>>41240
Did I delet this by accident?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41260
>>41258
Moderation log says "17 minutes/vx/ User deleted his own post #41253 (shadow deleted)"
Well, you deleted it

>>41259
I see the feats, I just want to know if that's the only way. Like if using a ranged weapon is a lot like using a natural weapon
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41261
>>41257
If i remember correctly from playing arrows get 2 attacks per round but that may have chamged in later editions then what im used to
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41262
>>41257
I'll have to think on that. From what I am seeing so far, the only way other than the feat to get more than 1 shots per round with a range weapon is with haste, the exception being small throwing weapons, since one can hold multiple in their hands.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41263
41264
When you create an Intelligent Item, do you also dictate it's personality, ego score, or specific purpose?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41264
41265
>>41263
You try,....
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41265
41266 41267
>>41264
So, you can create an item with a specific purpose and alignment, but all-in-all, it's its own character, is what I'm getting.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41266
41267
>>41265
Can animated Sentient items move on their own?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41267
41269
>>41265
For the overwhelming part yes, but the dice always get a say.
>>41266
Desu, I've never seen an in-game representation of such an idea, but the concept is sound. For example, I don't see why an Animate Item spell cast on Vandereim (assuming he waves the saving through, cuz why wouldn't he?) wouldn't allow him to hobble around and bend and twist, while still being a functional sword.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41268
41274
"Then I can get meself drunk!"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41269
41270
>>41267
Could he attack on his own?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41270
41271 41274
>>41269
No, he can't swing himself
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41271
41272
>>41270
Would he be capable of hacking into a locked liquor cabinet on his own if animated?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41272
41273
>>41271
Oh, I'm SURE he would think of something
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41273
41274 41275
>>41272
With regards to the Generals, the Spartan auxiliaries, and the Gestapo - what are their strength and dexterity scores? I know they are not heros, so they would not have 13s or 14s on probably anything, but the Generals are Football players and the Spartans are Spartans, so they've got to be above human average, right?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41274
41277
>>41268
Vandereim deserves to drink more often.
*brings over over barrel of rich, black Scottish spirits and removes top*
>>41270
Tbh, the reason why I was asking was because I wondered if it could be applied to Tracy's Everwhirling Chain. The chain can continue to attack its designated target even after its owner is rendered unconscious, so I wondered if it could attack on its own if it had its own ego, so long as it stayed within 60 ft of its wielder. Not that I really wanted a weapon that attacked on it's own, but more of a weapon that would just act as if it were, with a personality.
I kind of wanted to simulate the aesthetic aspects of an AntiPaladin's Fiendish Boon (thinking uber weapon with powers covered in blue ebil fire). Of course, it'd take a lot of time and resources to apply and Tracy simply doesn't have the means to do it, but I thought the concept of investing in a weapon similar to the Ghost Rider's "Spirit of Vengeance" would be really cool in the long run, if she ever finds the means. A chain with the ability to entangle enemies would be pretty useful in high-speed chases.
>>41273
I think their strength would probably be average, but their levels in warrior would increase their attack bonuses.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41275
41276 41277
>>41273
I'm glad you asked. I hadn't gotten into this (and no, I'm not giving you their stats) but the spartans are significantly more skilled than the Gestapo or the Generals. What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
However, when it comes to Football, no one knows who will win the upcoming Generals vs. Spartans Football game. Combat skills are one thing, but this is Football, praise Elway.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41276
41278
>>41275
>What is happening is that the Generals and the Gestapo are learning from the Spartans, while the Spartans observe and experience the culture of Port Barry.
Interesting..
I wonder what Baz has planned.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41277
>>41274
>>41275
>No one knows who will win the upcoming Generals v Spartans Football Game.
Elway knows, and Elway is on our side
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41278
41279 41282
>>41276
Expressly, he wants these cadets to experience Port Barry, participate as is appropriate and useful to themselves and the Port, and eventually report their findings.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41279
>>41278
So, they're mostly just watching us, so Sparta can get a better understanding of what's going on in Port Barry.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41280
41281
"I mean I know he's a squirrel, but he's seriously the best leader and military mind evar."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41281
41283 41284
>>41280
He'd better watch his neck around Tracy, is all I'm saying.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41282
>>41278
Should send a pigeon to him to tell him the Court City is more vulnerable than normal
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41283
41285 41290
>>41281
The cadets you would be talking to for this exchange to occur start to snicker.
"Our money is on Baz." more giggling.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41284
41286
wEJyq (1).gif
>>41281
We noticed
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41285
41287 41290
tfw the ride starts.jpg
>>41283
'.. I won't miss that little rat next time...'
Tracy thinks to herself.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41286
shrug.png
>>41284
Gotta' stay in-character..
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41287
41288 41290
>>41285
The cadets can hold back their laughter. "Make sure we can be there!" "Yeah, we wouldn't want to miss it!" continued laughter.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41288
41289 41290
>>41287
Just as an approximation, how much shit would the party have been in if he failed that save back then? Would we have been toast?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41289
41291
>>41288
Hard to say. It was a banquet, so few were fully armed, but everyone had a proper blade, and there were alot of Spartans
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41290
>>41287
"She's a foolish horse, don't mind her"

>>41283
People who have reputations tend to have done something to acquire it. People who want only one thing, and focus most of their effort on it, tend to have success in acquiring it.

Baz has a strong reputation at being a legendary one on one fighter. Sparintenar is focused on fighting wars. So my bet is that Baz is a superior one on one fighter and Sparintenar is a superior military city

I would not be surprised if the Airship was from Sparintenar, given that
1. The Spartans disappeared during combat but evidently did not shy away from it, suggesting they may have been relaying a message during combat
2. Airships are techne based, not magical, which is more in line with the capabilities of Sparintenar than most of our magical enemies, and
3. The airship seemed to be targeting things around the Port, but not the Port itself

>>41285
"Neither will his RPG miss you"

>>41288
Release smoke screen, Mount Cauchemar, Ethereal Juant. That would have been my move. Hell if I know if we would have lived long enough to execute it
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41291
41292 41295
>>41289
Would he have actually died then?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41292
41293
I take it back, its not hard to say, cuz it was Trump, Tracy, and Taylor. Mincemeat, even without Baz.
>>41291
"Of course not. I ain't gonna spoil anything, but never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka. Just sayin'"

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41293
>>41292
Reeeeee Trump and Tracy aren't that weak

>>41292
>never bet against the squirrel with a motherfucking bazooka
That was my guess
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41294
41296
"And if you're thinking to yourself "I didn't say that out loud", I know but I'm the GM. I've been thinking about haxx on the game, and this is mine. Consider it inspired by DDLC, but I can make anyone say or do whatever." his eyes dilate into black voids. "If I want."
His eyes immediately return to normal and he resumes character, "... I don't know what I was just sayin'. But anyway, we have a saying in Sparintenar. It goes "Baz, he'll whup yo ass."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41295
41298
>>41291
I mean, the mechanics of "rolling to bite the little faggot's head off" are somewhat confusing to me. I guess most creatures that attack by taking their victims into their mouths do so with a grapple check, although most creatures would be close to helpless once their heads are in a predator's mouth in her mouth, even if they do get an attack of opportunity, so I guess it might've been simple from there.. I'm just wondering, because I kind of want to have her bite something's head off next time she gets the chance.
Of course, that squirrel probably has some awesome dexterity, and the skills to slip out of that situation pretty easily. Part of why I rolled was because I didn't expect to even get close to him, just shitposting about the consequences of trying to buy the married ghost-horse.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41296
41297
>>41294
... Who is speaking here?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41297
>>41296
That's more from the pseudo-cadet dialogue
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41298
41299 41302
>>41295
The people we meet try to buy Tracy. That's just what they do.

I mean, think about it. Wouldn't you want to buy a Cauchemar? Those things are sexy as fuck. In terms of combat, speed, supernatural abilities, and also in the literal I-would-have-sex-with-one sense

>Bite something's head off
A Cauchemar has a +18 attack and 2d6+5 damage bite, and please don't fuck up my diplomatic efforts
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41299
41303
>>41298
Yeah, I'll try not to fuck-up diplomatic stuff, but I really had fun that time
>>41298
>The people we meet try to buy Tracy.
I'm sure they will, although she'll let them know she's a married mare, one way or another.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41300
41301
Uh Trump, as an emerging legal authority, might you consider checking the last couple posts of the Dive-grass cup thread for expert opinion?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41301
>>41300
I saw that post. Even if the document didn't have the date as "January 4 current year," the person as "Lauren Faust," the location as "Equestria, South Africa," and the suing entity listed as /mlp/ and not the corporation that owns 4chan, I would say it is a joke just because of how ridiculous the claim is

Copyright accrues when a creation is fixed in tangible expression, and then published. It accrues to the person who fixed it in tangible expression, unless contract agreement says otherwise. Basically, the Anon who creates and then posts a work owns the copyright to it. Also, a work needs to be registered with the copyright office (if made in the US) in order for an infringement suit to be made. And none of these are registered

Pretty much all Anon filly and aryanne drawings are derivatives of other copyrighted works. So determining what exactly is protected and who contributed what to a design would be fucked
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41302
41304
>>41298
"I am the best mount, aren't I, Flashy?"
*snuggles*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41303
Look of Doom.png
>>41299
>I really had fun almost getting all of our characters killed, and fucking up diplomacy
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41304
41305
>>41302
reeeee why you gotta use Tracy's racial power of mental compulsion on my character so often

*Cuddles horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41305
41306
>>41304
"~Hmmmm.. I am any you know ~it.
Would another mount do this with you?"
*slides maretits up and down across crotch in a rhythmic motion*
jUW0k
?
No.41306
41307
[1d20 = 13]
>>41305
Damn it

Remove relevant clothing

Grapple pony
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41307
41308
>>41306
They just got out of the bath and are on a pool-chair, there is no relevant clothing.
"Shhhh.. You relax, Flashy, I'll do the work from here.."
*begins sliding faster*
jUW0k
?
No.41308
41309
[1d20 = 13]
>>41307
>Titty fucking
Not a bad idea and I like where your head is, but it needs to end inside her

Penetrate pony
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41309
41310
>>41308
>rolling
She could easily avoid that with a Reflex save, but nah.. She wouldn't do that.
*takes it in*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41310
41311
>>41309
>>41309
"You're the one mounting me, silly pony"

*relaxes, as small horse slowly milks him*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41311
41312
>>41310
*rides hoo-man*
"It's nice to change things up once in a while, isn't it?"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41312
41313
1513374655896.jpg
>>41311
"Sure, you can ride me, little pony"

*is ridden by cute little succubus horse*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41313
41314
>>41312
"Giddy up!"
*bucks up and down*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41314
41315
>>41313
>>41313
*bucks horsey right back*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41315
41316 41317
>>41314
*bucks harder*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41316
41318
>>41315
*bucks horsey back, embracing his new role as mount*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41317
41318
>>41315
"You like being the cowboy?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41318
41319
>>41316
*waves arms bouncing triumphantly*
>>41317
"I'm a mare, Flashy.
It's fun being on top though. I can see your face from here.."
>insert le meme yandere-stare here
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41319
41320
>>41318
"Silly horse, you're supposed to wave you cowboy hat around and yell yee haw!"
*grabs pony rump*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41320
41321
>>41319
"But I don't have a hat, ~Flashy..!"
*waves invisible hat*
"~Yahoo!"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41321
41322
>>41320
*Injects in liquid form his appreciation for his mount into Tracy*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41322
41323
>>41321
*gasps*
"Oh, ~Flashy..!"
*locks jaws*
>'..I love you...'
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41323
41324
>>41322
*Kisses Pony*
*Hugs Pony*

He may need to wash her again...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41324
41325
>>41323
Not if he doesn't spill.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41325
41326
>>41324
She'll leak
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41326
41327 41328
>>41325
She's highly experienced in keeping it all inside her (been trying to conceive for 7 years): this amount is nothing for her.
*is filled up*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41327
41329
>>41326
Perfect talent, except for the implication of dozens or hundreds of sex partners

*blocks thoughts from his mind*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41328
294121__explicit_semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_cum_cum dump_dream_female_grayscale_implied straigh.jpeg
>>41326
>Tracy has "cum bucket" as an added bonus feat
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41329
41330
>>41327
"~Hmmmmm...!"
[happy pony noises]
*peacefully collapses on chest*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41330
41331
>>41329
*Hugs and rubs pony, hoping serious shit isn't going down outside*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41331
>>41330
Just fyi, it take 5 rounds to don the chain shirt hastily, and 5 mins to don full plate hastily.
It probably won't be any issue though.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41333
41334 41363
97bf93d0347cfd4dfda8d8dda9eb97a5--fantasy-rpg-dungeons-and-dragons.jpg
>>41332
>I'm an AC whore
It's better not to be so open about it... Bragging is the worst way to get a situational nerf.. (i.e: the walls of the Court City)
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41334
41335
>>41333
Excellent point and noted. What happened at the walls of the court city that was a situational nerf?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41335
41336 41337
Spoilered
>>41334
Eh, I don't think it really was one, but it's an example of such a situation, since Tracy could've pretty easily phased through the walls of the dungeon if they hadn't been condition against it. The Session would've been kind of bland had they not been, right?It would've been boring.
The point is, if you focus largely on one of your characters traits, regardless of how great it is, you can expect to be put in situations where you find that trait next to useless; because that's a go-to way to make the game more interesting (in fact, I welcome it, somewhat).
Focusing on one style will allow you to excel in that style of playing, but it also leaves you squishy for cryptonite scenarios. Adaptable styles are more of my fancy, because I like to change my mind a lot and change for different scenarios. Think of a bastard sword: it's meant to be a one-handed and two handed weapon to fit the niches of the character wielding it, whether they want to fight with both hands, or use a shield for defense.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41336
41337
>>41335
I definitely noticed I wasn't able to ride anything mounted. After committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style...
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41337
41339 41340
>>41335
Although, lecturing other players about adaptability isn't much coming from a character who used haxx to become a Shapechanger...
>>41336
Riding a Huge creature in any kind of dungeon is kind of bullshit desu.
>committing to a heavy Cavalry fight style
How many ranks did you put into Ride btw? Just want to know for the sake of rapid mounting/dismounting.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41339
41340
>>41337
Although, I guess having that many ranks in Ride isn't that necessary when your mount is a PC character. The shoes really do help with it too.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41340
41341 41343
>>41337
>How many ranks in ride
Hard to say. At level 17 Trumpaladin would have 80 cumulative skill points (if the additional 1 ability point acquired at level 16 were not placed into intelligence. Otherwise, it would be 81). 63 of those are accounted for, leaving a possible 17 points to allot into Ride (and concentration). Unless I can reallocate the 18 points I put into Profession, which I did to make the "Make Port Barry Great Again" less bullshit, and because at the time I thought Thez was going to cut my character off, so it would be necessary to borrow money.

>Riding a huge creature in a dungeon is bullshit
I estimate both Tracy and Fae to be in the vicinity of five and a half feet tall at the shoulders, Fae being a little shorter at the head than Tracy because of how Lionesses carry their heads lower. That's not impossible, I think

>>41339
>PC character and shoes
Shoes definitely help. I was under the impression that a Paladin's mount requires a hell of a lot less finesse to ride than a regular mount, because of it's intelligence and special connection to the rider
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41341
41342 41344
>>41340
You said Fae was Huge-sized? I thought monsters didn't grow from ranks they got from class levels.
I guess the Paladin's Mount might be a unique character class, even though that implies that most Paladins trot around on gigantic fucking horses.
>shoes help
The shoes really help with attack feats and whatnot, although they don't allow the same AC bonus as the Mounted Combat feat.
He should train with Tracy to get that feat while she trains for Mobility.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41342
41343 41344
>>41341
Not to mention Divine Emissary mounts.. fucking enormous..
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41343
41344
>>41340
>>41342
If you want to be a Divine Emissary btw, it'd be best to put at least 10 ranks into Knowledge Religion.
Anonymous
xRUVM
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No.41344
41345
>>41341
>Monsters don't grow from character levels.
That's true, but the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount. Dragonnes start with 9 hit die, but advance a size catagory at 12 or 13 hit die.
>Paladins riding huge fucking horses
I don't think horses advance size categories, but that's more or less what historical European Cavalry did. European cavalry horses were about twice or at least one and a half times the mass of Islamic cavalry horses

>>41342
>Divine emissary mounts
I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels. That would be cool

>>41343
Oh I don't know what I'm doing with this character after he's gained everything he can from the Paladin class
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41345
41348
>>41344
>the size increase comes from the 8 Hit Die added by the Paladin's mount.
Paladin's mount is a character class, like Familiar, Animal Companion, or Fiendish Servant.
Like i said though, it's probably unique in that matter of advancement.
Now that I think of it, shouldn't Torc's Snek be Gargantuan by now? That's a big snek.
>I noticed you can even get a Cauchemar at high enough levels.
I read that too, but only under Nightmare lore on wiki sites related to the books (apparently they're supposed to be special heirloom breeds sometimes awarded to black knights by ebil gods). Where did you read that one?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41346
41347
So, what are you faggots fighting about tonight?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41347
41348 41349
>>41346
Nothing really yet
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41348
41355 41357
>>41347
Break out the champagne its a fucking miracle.
>>41345
>Mr. Snek be gargantuan
How big would that put the snek? He's already ~20 ft
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41349
1512673535979.png
>>41347
>crotch tits
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41351
ea4.jpg
@41349

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41352
41353
1492367726806.gif
>>41350
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41353
41354
>>41352
Hahah...
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41354
>>41353
ive got my (you) already.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41355
41356 41357
60791e7967d946cb808c5181ca301ac0.jpg
>>41348
He should be at least twice as long now...
If you enchant him with enough Abjurations, he could make for a great instant-fortress to hide under.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41356
41357 41358
>>41355
>instant-fortress
Idk why, but that visual is making me laugh so damn hard
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41357
41359
2000px-Gadsden_flag.svg.png
>>41355
>>41348
Snek is underrated.
>>41356
>Be Torc
>be chased by gorgeous women who all want to nail you for some rteason
>Know your fucked (literally and figuratively) if they catch you
>Can run because NEET legs
"D-d-don't tread on me!"
>Staff (spells long used-up) turns into Gargantuan Snek
>Coils around Torc
>Enchant with stoneskin and whatnot to reduce damage
>Impenetrable fortress
>#Winning
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41358
1504203974139.jpg
>>41356

Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41359
41360
>>41357
Holy shit my fucking sides are gone
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41360
41361 41362
>>41359
You should make the staff intelligent (AnCap Alignment), so he can activate on his own, and Make some Handle Animal checks to train him for the General Purpose of Guarding.
Actually, that's a DC 20 check. I guess Tracy could train him for you, since she has ranks in it.

I g2g
Anonymous
xRUVM
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No.41361
41362 41366
>>41360
>train snake
It's a familiar. It'll do it all at command. Also I doubt it's gargantuan (I can't find the wiki page where I am right now, so I can't confirm)
Anonymous
Bm++O
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No.41362
41363 41364 41365
>>41360
I was actually gonna put a cople levels in animal shit anyway cause I still wanna get a couple levels in Ranger.
>>41361
I'm not finding anything, but I like this
>25 str
I can't find size though
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41363
>>41333
Dammit, no spoilers
>>41362
Its Yuuuge
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41364
41377
>>41362
handle animal is a skill.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41365
>>41362
You don't get any Ranger spells until 5th level. Also, if you want Animal shit, better to go with Druid, then you could advance as a Wizard and a Druid via Mystic Theurge.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41366
41367
>>41361
>It'll do it all at command.
Training an animal for a general purpose gives it the skills and understanding to do shit.
Anonymous
xRUVM
?
No.41367
41368
>>41366
It's not a real animal though. It's an animated staff that can take the form of a giant snake, and that takes the commands of its magical master
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41368
41369
>>41367
If it could function as a familiar, it must count as an animal to at least that extent.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41369
41370 41371 41377
>>41368
>Tracy's faggot wants Torcuil's shit to be by the book
e_e
Anonymous
S10Bb
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No.41370
1475157__safe_edit_applejack_equestria girls_dead meme_forever alone_leaf_meme_wat.jpeg
>>41369

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41371
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>41369
.. Sorry.... I'll shut up...
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41373
41374
>>41372
Familiar Hit Dice are considered to be equal to their master's HD, however that doesn't determine familiar hit points, which are equal to 1/2 their masters HP rounded down.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41374
41375
>>41373
Even if the hit points are lower, do they still grow in size via increased dice?
Anonymous
MwlG2
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No.41375
41376
>>41374
Generally no, and specifically not in this case no. The familiar is considered to have a unique and proprietary magical connection, whereas the Paladin's mount is more of a divine partnership.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41376
>>41375
I see.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41377
41378
>>41364
Thats what I meant
>>41369
You gotta do the cooking by the book, if the way is hazy-
I'll stop now
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41378
41379
>>41377
post the meme!
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41379
41380 41381
>>41378
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41380
41382
>>41379
~Ah
Lazy Town memes are the best.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41381
>>41379
but its number 1
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41382
41385
>>41380
>we finally beat a strong ass boss
>Tracy Trump and Infernius begin fighting over who gets what
>post Mine Song
>take all the stuff
>someone asks why
>"do what you want cause a pirate is free,
>You are a pirate"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41385
41386 41387 41388
thieves.jpg
>>41382

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41386
41389
>>41385
Hi GM, how long is Mr. Snek?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41387
41389
>>41385
But Fae can be of huge size category, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41388
41389
ea7c5e0d87e787111456621b57fe9e3b.jpg
Rogues.jpg
2be4845eed8ec67a3dd2237fb989567d.jpg
rogue.jpg
nwmJ984.jpg
>>41385
I love that meme.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41389
41391 41394
>>41386
I cannot detect a metric for determining length. It is listed as a "Huge" creature, and its listed as a "Giant Constrictor"
>>41388
That's definitely one of my favorites
>>41387
I don't understand what is in contention

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41391
41392 41393
>>41389
Shall we say ~25ft long?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41392
>>41391
At least on a racial scale for length, "Huge" should be anywhere between 16 ft and 32 ft I think.
He has a lot of HD, so I'd say at least 30.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41393
>>41391
That works

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41394
41395
7d778f9bf58f6fb62785a53a848d5cbf.jpg
badf3bbd76c62ae0eaa0d76dee09c794.jpg
download.jpg
f34251952dd64f09f130bf6c536d227b.jpg
089e35717fc990bf64e588170143f0bc.jpg
>>41389
Those out of context campaign quotes are pretty great, imo.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41395
41396 41397
7f2ef19318d82526d2623f7f71090636.jpg
49313486d38e99204d7a62a36e10c1e1.jpg
addtext_com_MDA0NjA0MjkzODU4.jpg
01a205700e22d6b52aa8f40d5e3c0097.jpg
9e422fb72b32f8a56895b5bf59e5e15e.jpg
>>41394

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41396
41399
>>41395
>pics 2 & 5
I know those feels
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41397
41398
a7109e529bc329ebd06279cdba886f08.jpg
1481713350-3.jpg
74de48d3086cdcb840b0dac4d13e4af8.jpg
a5c0e50dfe82ea71a7aa209c54702bc8.jpg
f323f2a61593f87cf123f9a336a6ea78.jpg
>>41395
I find these hilarious.
There are a whole bunch just on Jewgle, but the idiots who make them hardly ever bother to pair the quotes with semi-relevant pics.
Posting just a couple more of the good ones.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41398
41400
>>41397
Almost all of those quotes could fit into our campaign
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41399
>>41396
>can i summon a kraken at will?


Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41400
>>41398
I have to agree
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41401
41402 41404
b34245_5785918.jpg
0bd36a_5785918.jpg
Out_b4ba39_5785918.jpg
Out_c06ae1_5785918.jpg
b56271ba291faa58c71a65e1315612a7.jpg
Okay, just a few moar.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41402
41403 41405 41407
>>41401
infernuis loves the cannibal pony as a sister.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41403
>>41402
~Awww
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41404
>>41401
Pic 5 is sadly too appropriate for this campaign...
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41405
41406 41409
>>41402
Torc thinks of the party as that sibling you wouldn't hesitate to punch square in the jaw, but he wouldn't let anyone else punch them
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41406
41408
partypic.png
>>41405
D'awwwww

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41407
41409
>>41402
Trumpaladin thinks of the cannibal pony as that yandere girlfriend you love too much to get rid of, but who infuriates beyond measure
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41408
41410
>>41406
5/7 photoshop my dude
I love it
Ktiev
?
No.41409
41411
185983__UNOPT__safe_oc_nyx_ticket_explosion_tracy.png
>>41405
Tracy think like this as well.
>>41407
This is exactly what I wanted.

Love y'all (no homo)
\r
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41410
934208__safe_flash sentry_equestria girls_feels_hug_meme_paradox_reaction image_self paradox_tfw_wojak.jpg
>>41408
thanks
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41411
41412
>>41409
>The autistic revenge plot worked
reeeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41412
41413
implying you wouldn't.png
>>41411
"I love you too, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41413
41418
>>41412
reeeeee evil succubus demon horse!
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41414
41415 41416 41418
Check this pali for Torc to know where the hell Troll is
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41415
41417
889283__safe_artist-colon-dattebayo681_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oconly_badtranslation_bellybutton_bipedal.png
>>41414
Fuck that's a nice Pali

>wishes he had stolen the pali to claim his dragon poner
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41416
41417
1514338146733.jpg
1512383937121.jpg
>>41414
>>41414

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41417
41420
>>41416
You should get >>41488
>>41415
Thanks
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41418
41419 41420
vector.png
>>41413
"Evil about ~you!"
>>41414
With digits like that, you could scry her anywhere.
Just do it in Rabbit, so you don't spoil it.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41419
41422
>>41418
Can I get a uhhhh
Telepathic communication?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41420
41421 41424
>>41418
Goddamn it you made her even cuter

>>41417
>>41418
Definitely think Torcuil should scry Trollestia
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41421
41427
>>41420
And a 2 liter of scrying
jUW0k
?
No.41422
41425
rexfeatures_5886121s.jpg
>>41419
Why you say it like Jeff Goldblum?

I'm actually not sure if you can do that

>Torcuil will never have the special connection between himself and his waifu that Trumpaladin has with his stalker
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41424
41429
evil_cadence_laugh__animated__by_cutebutnerdy-d4xnqvc.gif
>>41420
>you made her even cuter
[evil faggot noises]
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41425
41426 41429
>>41422
Love, uh, finds a way
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41426
>>41425
He could do it if he met her, but it probably wouldn't be worth the XP.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41427
41428 41429
>>41421
All he can determine are flash images of a thick, overgrown forest.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41428
41430
>>41427
>forest
Well thats helpful, does my pali count for nothing?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41429
>>41425
>>41425
Unfortunately that's true for a certain specific blue party member

>>41427
That's... Actually pretty much the best you can hope for out of scry

>>41424
reeeeeeee
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41430
41431
>>41428
You determined that she is in a thick, overgrown forest. That means you discovered something
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41431
41432 41433
>>41430
Yeah, I determined she could be almost anywhere
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41432
41435
>>41431
She is:
Not in the port
Not in the mountains
Not in any other city
Not in the tower
Not in the exact spot of her grove

Now my next step would be to start inquiring about whether the forests you have seen thus far are "thick and over grown" or thinner. This could tell you if it's a nearby forest or one well far away
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41433
41434 41435
Spoilered
>>41431
you determens she thicc
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41434
41436 41441
swords3.png
GM, can Tracy craft Bane daggers that turn blue or vibrate when their favored enemies are present?
>>41433
>hoo-man genitalia
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41435
41438 41441
>>41433
Useful information, terrible pic
>>41432
Well, I know it isn't the charred forest by the tower
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41436
41437
>>41434
That would take time and research. You mean like Sting in LOTR yes?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41437
41439 41445
>>41436
>like Sting in LOTR yes?
Basically. Just an item that detects certain types of creatures, instead of just dealing extra damage.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41438
41445
>>41435
>charred forest
Apparently, Tracy wasn't actually able to do very much damage, despite her efforts...
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41439
41440
>>41437
Isn't that what Sting does?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41440
>>41439
Yes.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41441
41443 41445 41446
Spoilered
>>41435
>>41434

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41443
41445
>>41441
Better.
Also, Y U spoiler?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41444
Trips?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41445
41446 41447
>>41441
Damn that's fuckable

>>41437
I don't think there is a d&d spell that specific, since most of them only do vague things like "detect chaos" or "detect undead." But if GM approves it, make one for dragons. I want to go dragon hunting.

>>41438
I would ask GM what various parts of the nearby forest look like, or investigate (if I were toruil)

>>41443
THIS
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41446
>>41441
Much much better my friend
>>41445
I guess it's exploring time
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41447
41448
>>41445
I was actually going to have her explore the area beyond the grove next chance I got, but now I'd feel like a bitch...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41448
41449
>>41447
"Little pony, you don't need to obsess yourself with that mare. You have me"
*hugs pony*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41449
41450
>>41448
"I guess I can be content with having driven her off for a while.."
*hugs back*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41450
41451 41452
>>41449
"A while? I doubt she'll ever be back. Little pony, I know she embarrassed you, but she's afraid of you now, and she won't forget it."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41451
>>41450
"I know.. but if I ever see her again, I'll erase her."
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41452
41453 41454 41456
>>41450
Unicorns are easily startled, but she'll soon be back, and in greater numbers
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41453
41454
>>41452
>in greater numbers
How many equines is she willing to sacrifice to save her own skin?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41454
41455 41456 41457 41459
>>41452
Kek, what's that quoted from

>in greater numbers
*Finds Felicia, and hugs her like a cuddle toy*
BRING IT ON! LET HER SEND HER ADORABLE HORDE!

>>41453
Fucking this
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41455
46161a72a202acd6468b1b02c2d9ad0f07db49bf4d5c72db635595e6efaa61e3.jpg
>>41454
>what's that quoted from
Star Wars
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41456
41457 41458 41460
>>41454
>not knowing the quote
>>41452
I see what u did there
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41457
41458
>>41454
>what's that quoted from
H-how? How dp you not know?
>>41456
Hello there
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41458
41462
>>41457
>>41456
Well fuck y'all too
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41459
41460 41461
>>41454
>not cuddling your waifu instead
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41460
41462 41463
>>41459
>>41456
*cuddles thez*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41461
41477
>>41459
"B-but... she's so cuddly....

Okay..."
*cuddles blue demon pony*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41462
41464 41465 41477
>>41458
Are you threatening me master paladin?
>>41460
Torc cuddles no one because his waifu is hiding in a forest...

This isn't as fun
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41463
41466
>>41460
"Oh!" surprise, blushing, hugs.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41464
41465 41473
>>41462
Oh, now she IS waifu?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41465
41473
>>41462
*seductive wink*
Making an offer

>>41464
This
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41466
41468
>>41463
"me be back,me getting hot chocolate."
*retrieves 2 hot chocolates from kitchen.*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41468
41472
>>41466
*continues cuddling*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41472
41474
>>41468
"What's all this about, and don't give me the standard "Me love you" line; why all this?"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41473
41475 41476
nintchdbpict000369877680.jpg
>>41465
>>41464
>tfw when everyone tells you to take her as a waifu when you don't want too
>tfw they are shocked when you do
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41474
41476
>>41472
"me do love you, and me want to give you and little addy best life possible."
*genuinely happy noises*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41475
Spoilered
>>41473

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41476
41478 41480 41483
Sad_Twilight_D'aww_S2E3.png
>>41474
>Trumpaladin will never be loved in this way
>Never

>>41473
Thanks for the unicorn
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41477
41479 41483
>>41461
[happy pony noises]
>>41462
Did you consider the near-Death experience?
Also, Snek deserves some affection.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41478
41479
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>41476
[sad pony noises]
".. I love you, Flashy..."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41479
41481 41483
>>41477
I think of snek as almost a puppet of Torcuil, not a separate being. In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection

>>41478
*points to Infernius and Thez*
"But that. Did you know he'd consider renouncing National Socialism for the sake of her?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41480
41489
1508027250051-3.png
>>41476
keep trying, ponk loves you.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41481
41482
>>41479
>In any event, snek is cold blooded and an ancap. He doesn't desire affection
Who told you AnCaps don't need love?
>renouncing whateverthefuck
"..I'd sell my soul for the sake of our family, Flashy.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41482
41485
>>41481
"Would you purify and save your soul for the sake of your family?"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41483
41486 41489
>>41479
>TIL I'm coldblooded and don't desire affection
>>41477
Near-Death?
I guess Torc hasn't played fetch with him in a while...
>>41476
MINE
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41484
41485 41486
1encounterfb_by_ninjatic-d71rp93.jpg
*sigh*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41485
41486
>>41482
".. Well, I could try to do that.."
[confused pony noises]
"...I'm not sure what that means though.."
>>41484
Wouldn't you lose all of your spellcasting abilities if you defied your god or his scripture?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41486
41487 41488
>>41483
Oh I meant the snake is cold blooded and doesn't desire affection if it has a seperate personality. Not necessarily if it has the same personality

>>41484
Oh don't take it too poorly. We all knew the best Hitler representation was going to one who was sort of rude and a dick when you talk to them. like Rockwell in the Murdoch Murdoch cartoons

>>41485
"I know you don't know what that means, Tracy"
*sighs*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41487
41489
>>41486
But you said it was because its ancap...

>throws ball for Mr. Snek
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41488
41417 41489
>>41486
*licks affectionately*
".. I'll always love you Flashy..."
[glum pony noises]
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41489
41490 41491 41492
>>41488
[glum paladin noises]
*pets pony head, but is sad*

>>41487
Libertarians are kind of anti-social though

>>41480
And I love Ponk

>>41483
>MINE
You can have Trollestia, but I'm taking Felicia
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41490
41492 41494
>>41489
>inb4 whorehouse is rebuilt and staffed with poners
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41491
41494
>>41489
*licking intensifies*
".. If I'm with you, I can be happy.."
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41492
41493
>>41489
>Libertarians are kind of anti-social though
Eh, I won't debate it.
>I can have Troll
Works for me
>>41490
Torc can summon a bunch of poners for the staff
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41493
41499
>>41492
>summon poners
What spell is that?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41494
41495
>>41490
Uh...

>>41491
"What is it you really want though?"
*pets horse head*


Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41495
41496
>>41494
"... I want to be a mommy.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41496
41497
>>41495
"Is that really what you want?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41497
41498
>>41496
"It's what I want more than anything."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41498
41500
>>41497
*puts horsey on lap*

"Well, I guess I can give you that. But can you give me what I want, more than anything?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41499
41501
>>41493
Like, was that creative license from the summon monster table, or what?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41500
41502
>>41498
".. What is that, Flashy?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41501
41503 41505
>>41499
Hella
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41502
41519
>>41500
"To be the defender. He who protects the weak and defenseless from evil. I'd like to be that way to all mankind, but right now, it's my relation to Port Barry and those in it"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41503
41505
>>41501
I figured
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41505
41506
>>41501
Ah.
Can Tracy summon other things too, so long as their CR is within her ability in the Summon Monster table, and they're of ebil alignment?
>>41503
I thought it was Natures Ally for a moment. Druids can summon Unicorns spontaneously.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41506
41507 41510 41515
>>41505
>summuns
Theoretically
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41507
41508 41509 41511 41569
>>41506
Can Torc use Mr. Snek as a mount?
Somehow?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41508
41512
>>41507
>Mounting snek
That sounds suspiciously like treading
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41509
>>41507
You would have to convince Snek to allow to step on
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41510
>>41506
*nibbles ear*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41511
>>41507
Graft some Wings of Flying onto him too.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41512
41513 41514
>>41508
Well there's a difference between randomly treading on private property, and asking for assistance before doing so
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41513
41517
>>41512
You're wanting snek's help to trespass on someone else's private property?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41514
41516 41517
>>41512
So perhaps a contract then?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41515
>>41506
So, like, ebil creatures with 3 CR or lower?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41516
>>41514
this
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41517
41518
>>41513
No, I'm saying you don't violate the NAP if you get permission and clarify first
>>41514
Pretty much
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41518
1499538__safe_oc_oc only_apu_apu apujasta_blue background_chicken nuggets_female_kek_levitation_magic_mare_meme_pepe_pepe the frog_pony_raised hoof_rar.png
>>41517

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41519
41520
>>41502
".. I can't do that for you, Flashy, but I could help.."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41520
41521
>>41519
*pets horsey*
"I don't need you to do it for me, little pony. I just need you to not be actively hostile to that purpose"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41521
41522
>>41520
".. I've never been hostile to you, Flashy; I just do things differently. No matter what happens, I'll always be you Waifu. If there ever comes a time when you feel lost, know that i, above all else, am on your side."
*Licks cheek*
"Unconditional love... That's what families are for after all, right?"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41522
41523
>>41521
*pets pony*
"That's all I want little pony. Is that you are on my side. I wonder sometimes"
*pets pony more*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41523
41524
>>41522
".. No matter what happens, Flashy, I will always love you."
*Lays head on chest*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41524
41525
>>41523
*Lays hand on pony*
"And I'll always love you"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41525
>>41524
[Happy pony noises]

>Faggot goes to bed
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41529
41530
I noticed there are a lot more kinds of Ebil Outsiders than there are Good ones. In fact, there's three times as many, at least for creatures that have the Good/Ebil subtype.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41530
41531
>>41529
>"When the Outer Planes send their creatures, they're not sending their best... They're sending creatures that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing poisons. They're bringing chaos. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good Creatures."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41531
41532
48f.jpeg
>>41530
*Builds Planar wall*
*Raises deportation force for said creatures*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41532
41533
>>41531
>Planar wall
I wonder what kind of abjuration ritual that would be like.. It'd take decades to develop and an insanely high Spellcraft DC, but I guess it could be theoretically possible.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the angry mob of Clerics and Conjurers whose spells suddenly don't work anymore...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41533
41534
>>41532
I mean, the Golden Lady did it. So why not? I'd guess a permutation of dimension lock would be best

>Clerics and Conjurers
Of course there are special interest groups who benefit from the cheap labor. But they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41534
41535 41537
>>41533
Well, she's a literal god, who seems to preside over travel around the lower realms, so it's a given she'd be able to.
>they can just use spells and summon creatures from this dimension
I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work. All basic divine spellcasting classes, aside from Rangers and Druids (who draw their power from nature) draw their power from the Outer Planes. Paladins receive their magick (including the mount) from the upper planes, earned by practicing a code of righteousness and discipline. Clerics channel their magick from their patron deities, wherever they reside, who send them power in exchange for spreading their messages. Blackguards conjure their magick from the lower planes, found through contact with fiendish creatures.
All Divine spells are submissive in nature, which is all the Divine classes have alignment restrictions (since the being giving you your magick will take it away if you're not following code); and also why few Divine spells can be cast spontaneously, aside from the Druids Animal-Calling Spells and the Clerics Cure/Inflict spells, since each spell is received directly from a divine source through meditation/prayer.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41535
41536 41538
>>41534
>>41534
>I don't think you entirely understand how Divine Spells work
Oh Please. Spells from this plane are willing to work, they just won't work for slave level wages
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41536
>>41535
Ah. Kek.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41537
41538
burn, baby, burn.jpg
>>41534
>tfw next 4CC /pol/eague is HYPE and you can feel the ebil powers coursing through your veins
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41538
41540
>>41535
But to give a non-meme answer, I'm sure it's possible to be selective as to which planes you close off. Like real Donald Trump ran on a campaign against Latin American and Middle Eastern immigration, but his waifu #3 is a Slovenian supermodel. Likewise, Remoth's band of cats came from a dimension of goodness and Football, and accordingly Fae is an extraplanar who will not be removed. Probably there are others (Trollestia?).

>>41537
*Casts Dispel Evil*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41540
41541
>>41538
Yeah, but the more complex the ebin spell, the higher the Spellcraft DC. Anything that would be able to completely block planar travel across a continent-wide range would take like seven Epic-level Spellcasters (probably Clerics or Theurges) just to conceive the Abjuration in theory, because that kind of magick is basically god-territory.
Also, it'd be gay because we wouldn't have any demons to fight.
If anything, what you want is just a city-wide Dimensional Lock, and even that'd be a feat in and of itself.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41541
41542
border-wall-mexico-trump.jpg
>>41540
>It would take like seven ebin level spellcasters
>You can't build the wall
>There's too much property that would have to be seized by emanate domain
>It would take too long
>It would be too expensive
>Oy vey, you can't just build 1300 miles of it
>We can achieve an even more effective barrier by using an (((electronic fence))), goyim. That way, you can watch them as they walk across.
Bitch, please.

You forget that much of Trumpaladin's magic, and certainly most of Torcuil's, is meme magic. It's a magical form that derives its strength not only from singular powerful individuals, but the combined and collective strength of an entire movement. It can be done. Believe me.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41542
41546
>>41541
Good point.
Just don't do it anytime soon. I still want to get XP through combat.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41543
41545
1514417079961.png
>tfw you spent an hour working on an ebin shoop, but your computer crashes
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41545
>>41543
Wrong pic, but I guess it describes the feeling...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41546
41547
>>41542
Well, we already had our demonic fighting sequence. The demonic invasion. We gained two or three levels from it. Then the demonic realms were sealed off by the travel ban. We have plenty of enemies to fight still. For example, Trumpaladin still has not slain a dragon.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41547
41548
>>41546
Soros still lives though.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41548
41549 41551
>>41547
He does, and you can bet he hasn't been sitting around going "Awww shucks, they beat me twice now, I better give up."

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41549
41550
1512204899801.png
>>41548
I have like a billion questions about the Generals

But am afraid to ask...
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41550
41552
>>41549
Fire away
>has covfefe
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41551
>>41548
I'll bet.
That kike is always planning something.
He's probably pretty pissed about being eaten from the legs up last time too...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41552
41556
>>41550
Okay...

First question - what are their levels? I'd presume they started at level 1. I believe you said that the NPCs that participated in the fight against the Tarasque gained three levels. And now the Gestahpo and the Generals have each participated in smaller actions even if they didn't kill anything (troll hunt and catching Darkie) but definitely participated in the defense of Port Barry in the undead invasion
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41553
41554 41555
Is time frozen in game, or can Tracy do things before the next fight?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41554
41559
>>41553
Well, you're not outside, where there's cannonballs, so yes Tracy can do minimal stuffs.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41555
>>41553
Stahp. You are relentless. You are trying to make all of our characters forfeit their time in game because you are specifying actions, while we are not
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41556
41557
>>41552
Yes. Non-distinguished side-factions (Generals, Gestapo, and Fight Club) are all at level 5. When they start operating individually is when more specific elements can be observed/introduced, but at the moment they can all be seen to have the same stats.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41557
41558
>>41556
And can these be considered levels in character classes?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41558
41563
>>41557
Yes. Fight Club gets ranks in Monk, Generals and Gestapo would probably be Fighter, but I'm open to an alternative that makes sense.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41559
41561
>>41554
Alright.
Tracy goes down to the armory to make another Screaming Bolt.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41561
41564
>>41559
That's not minimal, unless Tracy is not planning on engaging the latest adversaries.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41562
>>41560
Okay then.
I'll have her feed her birds, and re-keen her blades.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41563
41565
>>41558
With regards to any ability (strength, Dexterity or whathaveyou) are any points as high as 12?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41564
>>41561
Oh, I'm definitely going to have her fight. I'm hungry for XP.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41565
41567
>>41563
I haven't decided yet. Why do you ask?

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41567
41568
>>41565
The biggest reason is that certain fighter feats have ability score prerequisites. For example, rapid shot requires 13 dexterity, cleave or power attack require 13 strength, and so forth. A paladin or cleric's spells require a wisdom higher than 10, a Paladin's divine grace is meaningless without a charisma of 12 or higher, and so forth. A dexterity of 12 allows a +1 bonus to ranged attack rolls and a +1 bonus to AC. A strength of 12 allows a +1 bonus to melee attack and damage rolls, and allows special composite bows to be constructed and used that give +1 higher damage. A constitution of 12 gives +5 HP at level 5
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41568
41571
>>41567
So are you looking to establish a threshold of possibility, or did you have a particular breakdown that you would consider more favorable? I ask on this one because I would consider the Generals as being more proficient/specialized with ranged weapons (some of them at least), than perhaps the Gestapo who's tactics are primarily coordinated assault.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41569
41593
>>41507
You know you have like 6 different spells to conjure Mounts, right?
Try this one from now on.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Phantom_Steed
It could run/fly/air-walk at 240 ft at your caster level.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41570
ahem
https://www.smashcast.tv/the4chancup
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41571
41572 41574
>>41568
Well, yes to both. A "threshold of possibility" for the kinds of feats I could give them now or in the future, with rapid shot being the most useful, but also to know what if any bonuses they would have.

My original intention with the generals was basically to recreate Korak's use of his NPCs - ranged support for the hero characters that is only mildly or moderately effective at dealing damage, but harasses the hell out of an attacker, and is extremely difficult to effectively counter.

I figured the Generals would engage with a ranged weapon first, and would prefer to stay in fortified positions where the enemy could not easily close in for melee range while the Generals are too spaced out for attacks from a distance to take out more than one at a time. From there, the Generals could fire at an opponent with a height advantage and cover or partial cover. Outside of this role, they are mounted infantry, going to the battlefield on horseback but dismounting for combat (for now - maybe if they get the right feats...). They tend to stay back and use ranged weapons, but if there are many smaller enemies, or if the enemy draws close, they pull out a melee weapon like a great sword, and engage with it.

I'd sort of like higher dexterity and strength, because dexterity gives ranged attack rolls and AC, strength gives better melee attack and damage, but also lets you build composite bows that give higher damage, and constitution gives a slight HP bonus.

These people are not accountants or lawyers. They are farmers, hunters, and ranchers who picked up sword and bow and shield to defend their city when it was attacked, and now are physically able enough to be basically professional football players. So I don't think it's implausible that they have higher than average strength, dexterity. I also want to note that if they were being leveled as player characters, they would receive +1 ability point at level 4.
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41572
>>41571
Shhhh. We divegrass nao.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41573
we nightmare nao.jpg
"...I'm growing stronger!"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41574
41575
>>41571
I don't know that they're at professional level yet, they've only been at it for a season or two, and this is a world that previously did not know Football. I will say that none of them will have stats higher than 13, and not all of them will have 13's, but that the overall abilities and stats would be consistent aside exceptional individuals.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41575
41576
>>41574
Alright. Would all or most of them have 12s in strength or dexterity?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41576
41579
>>41575
Presumably, since those are the attributes Trump would be looking for in particular when he formed the Generals.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41577
41579 41581
Are there ways to increase your stats in game? Tracy could use some moar Charisma.
jUW0k
?
No.41579
41581 41582
>>41576
For the purpose adding a strength rating to the primary weapon (a composite longbow), could all be considered to have 12 strength (or possibly 13)?

>>41577
>>41578
You get one additional ability point at level 16. Aside from that, items give bonuses, and wish spells can give bonuses
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41580
Can I get Tracy's Constitution score again?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41581
41583 41586 41606
>>41577
>>41578
Aside from magical items - the kind that usually involve Wish or the like to craft - only by gaining levels. I think it's +1/4 levels
>>41579
I have it at 11 in pony form

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41582
41597
>>41579
I would put it at 1/4 of the generals have 13, 1/4 have 12, and 1/2 have 11, in both for simplicity's sake.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41583
41584 41585
>>41581
>11 in pony form
That's lower than I thought..
So she's got
>19 Dex
>16 Str
>13 Wis
>11 Char
>11 Int
>11 Con
Right?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41584
>>41583
In pony form, that seems about right
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41585
41586 41587
>>41583
Wrong

Str 11
Dex 19
Con 10
Wis 9
Int 13
Cha 11

See >>12210 →
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41586
41588 41589 41590 41594
>>41581
>items needing wish
Wish itself can also increase stats, can't it?
>>41585
That doesn't make any sense.
Why would her Wis be lower than that of a regular hoers?
Poners should get a +2 modifier for Char...
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41587
gala_ep_pony_shrug_by_0_capslock_0-d6hvybg.png
>>41585
I have so many charts at this point, its hard to be certain if I'm looking at the right one.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41588
41591
>>41586
Because Tracy is unwise
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41589
41591 41592
>>41586
Why would Tracy's Strength be higher than that of a human three times her size?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41590
>>41586
Well, that's what I meant. I messed up the structure of that sentence
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41591
>>41588
Tracy has street smarts.
And she knows the games are rigged.
>>41589
Muh Earth Pony Magick.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41592
41593
>>41589
>mudhorse
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41593
41598
>>41592
This
Also, see >>41569

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41594
>>41586
The rules on wish 4 perma-stats is thus:
+1 to +5 can be applied to a character for one stat, which requires successive casting of wish (meaning, get 5 dudes to cast it at the same time). No more than +5 can be granted in this way, and casting in any way non-successively does not stack.

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41597
41599
>>41582
Okay, now for the even more real question: when taking the weapon focus feat, does it apply to a type of weapon - like composite longbow - or to a specific weapon - this composite longbow
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41598
41600 41604
>>41593
Ehhhh, I guess.
First I gotta actually understand half the meta shit you guys talk about before I go deciding on a mount
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41599
41601
>>41595
You can do that once per ability score, meaning +1 to +5 for each stat. Good luck finding sufficient ebin wizards who will readily contract for that though. That shit costs alot of exp
>>41597
It applies to the type
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41600
41601
>>41598
It's not a mount, it's a spell to conjure one for a ride.
You could also collaborate with Infernius to craft a Stone Horse, if you want something more permanent.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41601
41602 41614
>>41599
>Good luck finding sufficient ebin wizards who will readily contract for are stupid enough to do that though. That shit costs alot of exp
Hi
>>41600
>Stone Horse
I'm listening
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41602
41603 41605
741.png
>>41601
Hi
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41603
41604 41609
>>41602
So wait, what stats do you need boosted?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41604
41607
>>41598
Well...

You don't get a Special mount like a Paladin, nor the Blackguard's fiendish servant. You do get a familiar but snek is your familiar. Trollestia would let you ride her, and she's better than a normal mount, but she is MIA. You can always summon a pony or horse. You can buy a horse. I'm not sure if you can get a pegasus but... get a pegasus. Get a stallion so people don't fight to fuck it

>>41603
Wait really? Intelligence, Dexterity, Charisma, or Strength are all ones I'd love boosted
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41605
41608 41609 41616
434666__safe_artist-colon-vicmanone_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_close-dash-up_portrait_scrunchy face_solo.png
>tfw you have higher Char as a man-eating fiend than you do as an adorable poner
>>41602
"... Flashy.. You think I'm cute, right?"
[self-conscious pony noises]

Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41606
41607 41608 41609
>>41581
If i remember correctly you can also increase stats by praying to your diety and hoping that it is in a good mood plus you need a high roll to get it the problem is if you get a low roll it can lower your stat instead
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41607
41612
>>41604
What the fuck did you think I mean by "a wizard stupid enough?"
You get one, but you gotta think of something good to give Torc for it
>>41606
>infernius tries to raise int
>rolls 1
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41608
41609 41610
>>41606
Fuck yeah!

>>41605
"Well... when you can't see your ribs through your skin, when your pupils aren't like a cat's, when your eyes don't have that creepy dead look, then sure. You look cute. There's no helping that mane style though"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41609
41612 41613
>>41603
So you're just coughing up experience then? One doesn't simply cast wish.
>>41605
Charisma doesn't equal comeliness
>>41606
>>41608
GM would have to be really drunk to allow that

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41610
41612
>>41608
>he was honest
Have fun when she stirs Trump's haggis
Anonymous
rK3GF
?
No.41611
One gm i had required a natural 20 to raise a stat one point but anythong below a 10 lowered it one point
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41612
41613
>>41609
I already know what I'm asking you for the next time you are drunk and vulnerable

>>41610
She loves me for who I am. Maybe

>>41607
Neat. Anything you want?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41613
41615
>>41609
>coughing up
Hell no, I'm not a fucking socialist.
Now, if we where to come an agreement where Trump got Torc some cool shit, now we could talk.

Also, did Torc ever find anything out anout his new staff thingy. You said it was abjuration, and thats it
>>41612
>want
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41614
41618
580311__suggestive_artist-colon-acstlu_boulder (pet)_maud pie_maud pie (episode)_clothes_female_hooves_panties_plot_side_skirt_solo_solo female.png
>>41601
>Stone Horse
It's a wondrous item. It takes Flesh to Stone AND Animate Objects though, so you'd need a Cleric or a Bard to help you finish it.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Stone_Horse
You know what the best part is? It only turns back into a warm-blooded animal with the Stone to Flesh spell, so you don't have to worry about lawless, non-wizard horse-thieves causing drama.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41615
>>41613
>staff
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Staff_of_Abjuration
Good for defense.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41616
41617
>>41605
*hugs pony*
"This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this is one of mine"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41617
>>41616
[happy pony noises]
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41618
41619 41644 41645
>>41614
Torc can do clerical spells, so that should be fine
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41619
>>41618
Sound investment, imo.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41620
41621
Will we get into combat tonight?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41621
41623 41627
>>41620
Hopefully before then. Technically combat already started and hasn't continued.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41622
41624 41625
*puts on armor*
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41623
41627
>>41621
*dresses husbando in armor, like a big doll*
Anonymous
Ktiev
?
No.41624
>>41622
No.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41625
41626 41627
>>41622
Does your Character have Mounted Combat? She could skip the armor altogether if he had it.
>is starting to regret letting those giants walk away.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41626
>>41625
she could ship her armor*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41627
41628 41680
>>41621
While Tracy was relentlessly advancing time earlier, Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals, to talk to and comfort Slovenia, who did very well the previous day, and of course to help Felicia adjust by helping her to breakfast covfefe, and a set of canvas from the crafting area

>>41623
*is dressed by poner*

>>41625
No... A paladin's mount has a massive natural armor bonus, and Tracy's mounted form includes the unreasonably high AC of the 3.5 version of the Nightmare.
Do not mention the giants
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41628
41629 41630
>>41627
>Trumpaladin went to comfort, inspire, and generally check with the Generals
I think it would've had to have been within the tower. The Port is literally under fire.
You should have enough time to put on your armor and grab/prepare your weapons though.
Take one of Tracy's lances, and put that tower shield that you never use in her bag.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41629
>>41628
I mean in the morning, during that period of time you had Tracy search for Trollestia and hunt and train on the holodeck
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41630
41631 41633
>>41628
He specified earlier, not atm
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41631
41632
>>41630
Oh, so they're both still in the bathhouse?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41632
41634
>>41631
I don't understand your question. He's saying that well before any of this happened, during various times where Tracy and GM were the only ones active and were doing all manner of things, Trump wants to have gone about the Generals as described. I'll allow it.
jUW0k
?
No.41633
41637 41638
>>41630
Perfectly hypothetical, but what's the DC on a diplomacy check to have sex with Slovenia. And Felicia while we're speculating
\r
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41634
41635
>>41632
I'm just wondering where the characters are.
I know that Lenos, Thez and Infernius are outside.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41635
41636
>>41634
I had imagined Trumpaladin and Tracy were in a gold-plated hottub or small pool in the Tower
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41636
>>41635
>not using the new bathhouse
Don't worry, they're on the water side.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41637
41639
killme.gif
>>41633
>mfw having to calculate the answer to this question, cuz I know its only a matter of time
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41638
41639
>>41633
Don't cause more drama than is needed.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41639
41640
>>41638
I know. That's why it's a hypothetical and not a "roll to fuck Slovenia while she's still excited from Trebuchets"

>>41637
Well, the purpose of the Diplomacy feature is to improve NPC attitudes. I've buffed the fuck out of Trumpaladin's Diplomacy score, although I never use it because RPing it is so much more fun. But to improve the attitude of an NPC from "unfriendly" to "helpful" is 40 DC, and to improve the attitude of a hostile NPC to helpful is 50. Slovenia seems to already be at "helpful," which means "will take risks to help you." To improve her to "Fanatic," which means "would give life for you," would be another 50 DC. Although I think she's already been diplomacied before, so there may be a limit to how much she can actually be improved
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41640
41641
866230__safe_pinkie pie_doubt_earth pony_faic_female_frown_glare_image macro_l-dot-a-dot- noire_mare_meme_pony_reaction image_reference_solo_suspicious.jpg
>>41639
>hypothetical
... Yeah.. sure....
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41641
41642
>>41640
Oh come on. "Roll to fuck the barmaid" is such a common occurrence that I'm actually almost surprised it's not already included in the insanely detailed set of 3.5 edition rules. Tell me you aren't yourself curious as to what the DC would be

Also, why is she so mean to him? reeeee let him have a couple more long term sexual relationships
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41642
41643
>>41641
*nibbles ankle*
[concerned pony noises]
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41643
41653
FANMADE_cute_Fluttershy,_Pinkie_poker_face.gif
>>41642
>pic related
*Pets horsey on the ears*
"What's wrong little pony?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41644
41645 41646 41656
>>41618
infernuis is the most useless character.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41645
>>41618
At what level?
>>41644
That isn't true.
I'm the one who hasn't detected any traps, assassinated any targets, or picked any locks...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41646
41647
>>41644
Aww, don't feel that way, you're insanely useful
*pets minotaur*
"You know you're a lot bigger and strong than me. Than any of us, really"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41647
41648 41649
>>41646
"me only good for smashing things, and Hitler obviously doesn't care about me."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41648
41650
>>41647
"Pfft! Smashing is useful. And you are useful for more much more than smacking. You're the best lover here. Very impressive your love is. A great spell caster as well.

Don't be fooled by Lord Hitler's rough, shitposty way of talking. That's just to scare the leftists and degenerates away. He's soft and cuddly on the inside, and he's impressed by you. He's hard on you because he has high expectations for you. He knows you're capable of much. But he loves you. I love you"
*hugs Minotaur*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41649
1514673970820.gif
>>41647

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41650
41651
>>41648
"he loves me so he wants to kill my child?"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41651
41652
>>41650
"Oh, that's just him being abrasive. He doesn't want you to kill your child. He just has likes things to be perfect and he has high standards. But he knows your love is pure minus the race mixing part. And he knows your heart is great and strong"
*hugs tightly*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41652
41654 41657
>>41651
"me don't believe you, me be at the sticky wickett."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41653
41654
>>41643
*wraps self around ankle*
"....... You wouldn't ever cheat on me again, would you, Flashy?"
*trusting gaze*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41654
41655
>>41652
"Isn't there like explodey shit outside? I'm telling you. Where as Elway only demands of his followers that they be 70% football on any given day, Hitler wants the very best. A demanding deity, but a loving deity."

>>41653
"D'aww that's cute. What do you mean, little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41655
41660
>>41654
"I'm your waifu, you don't need any other mares, right? If you ever need it, just come to me.."
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41656
41658 41659
>>41644
Bullshit kek
In all honesty Torc is, just because I have no idea wtf I'm actually doing.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41657
41660 41666
>>41652
Yeah, you're still being shot at by cannons. If there's enough ppl on, we were gonna get combaty
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41658
41663 41664
>>41656
... and with this it looks like just about everyone is here
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41659
>>41656
Just try to come up with good quality memes and we'll figure it out.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41660
41661
>>41657
I've been begging my family to get us to get food for a while now. So I'll have to leave soon

>>41655
"Aww... Little pony, me hugging Felicia or kissing Slovenia or sticking Trollestia doesn't mean you're not good enough for me. You're plenty good enough. You're a wonderful little mare"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41661
41662
>>41660
"It means something to me though... a lot.. Please don't mess around with other mares..."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41662
41667
>>41661
*Picks up pony*
*puts her on his lap*
*pets pony*
"I mean, I guess if you really don't want me to, I can stop..."

*pets pony*

"I didn't know you didn't want me to do that... what exactly is it you don't want me to do again?"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41663
41664
>>41658
So are we starting?
jUW0k
?
No.41664
41665 41669
>>41663
>>41658
I'm delirious from hunger but it looks like I won't be leaving for a while
\r
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41665
41669
1249616.png
>>41664
u could always >pic related
Seriously though, where we last left off, Thez is standing about 1000' in midair, Lenos is floating to the ground like a feather, also from about 1000', and Infernius is on Uatchit. Trump and Tracy are in the tower, and Torcuil is,... uhm,....
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41666
41671 41673 41674
>>41657
tats okay i still walk to the wickett.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41667
41668
1920.jpg
>>41662
"Flirt, buck, grope, romance, seduce, eat dinner alone with, or otherwise cohort with other females."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41668
41670
>>41667
"That's a long list. Baby steps, little pony. I won't have sex with other females though, for you"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41669
>>41664
RIP
>>41665
Tower, last I remember he got a meat bun from Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41670
>>41668
"Like I said, if you ever feel like you need to, just come to me.."
*kisses*
"Alright?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41671
41672 41673 41674
>>41666
Infernius, in spite of the moments-ago concluded free-fall sex, which only concluded because Lenos came out of nowhere attached to a flaming keg, resulting in a huge explosion, inexplicably slumps his shoulders and directs Uatchit to the Sticy Wicket cuz,... reasons?
Something like that?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41672
41675
>>41671
>cuz,… reasons?
cuz the Deity he devoted his life to told him to kill the only thing he wanted in his life and hes having a hard time dealing with it.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41673
41675
>>41671
Tracy and Trump were fucking while the Port was being firebombed, so it's not that bad..
>>41666
Don't get too drunk though..
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41674
41676
Infernius right now.gif
>>41670\\
*rubs pony in a "whose a good girl" kind of way*
"Alright little pony. And you don't be too evil, or evil in ways that make me have to go after, okay little pony?"

>>41666
>Satan Trips
Gif related

>>41671
>Reasons
He feels like Hitler doesn't love him enough
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41675
41677 41679
>>41673
My excuse is that I was at the movies and then driving and I missed what the fuck was going on and also didn't want to acknowledge the things outside

>>41672
I don't remember there being a command to kill the child
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41676
41678
>>41674
*rolls over*
[happy pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41677
>>41675
When he asked what to do since Thez was pregnant, his response was "gas".
jUW0k
?
No.41678
41681
[4d20 = 32]
>>41676
Her belly is exposed...

FULL ROUND BELLY RUBS ATTACK!
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41679
41685
>>41675
>>40820 →
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41680
41685
>>41627
>don't mention the giants
Well, I already have, and I can't help but ask why now.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41681
>>41678
[giggles happily]

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41682
41683 41685
Upon Infernius' about-face, Thez mutters "What the shit," and likewise disregards the cannons and <whooof>.
Leaving Lenos, the most obvious and least mobile target.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41683
41684 41687
>>41682
What cannons?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41684
41686 41687
>>41683
The cannons on the flying ship attacking the Port.


Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41685
41688 41692
>>41679
Those posts made me kek very hard

I'm sure he meant delousing

>>41680
Are you not content to have revived the Tarasque?

>>41682
*continues rubbing pony*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41686
>>41684
WHAT
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41687
41689
>>41683
Missed that bit did you?
>>41684
Technically they started by attacking the party, and are now firing at the tower
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41688
41690
>>41685
The giants won't cause major problems.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41689
41690
>>41687
Are the cannon balls or fireballs?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41690
41691 41695
>>41688
This is true. They are evil, but they soundly got their asses kicked and got revived and well fed before being sent on their way.
>>41689
Cannons
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41691
41695
>>41690
I figured since they're usually Lawful, they're not dumb enough to stir up shit with creatures who could kill them. Also, figured she'd grown out of that armor.
Tracy might invite them or tea next time she's feeling lonely or nobody wants to eat lunch with her.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41692
41693 41698
>>41685
you wouldnt be keking if elway told you to be chaste and fuck no more poners.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41693
41694 41698
>>41692
This, desu.
Trumpaladin has had it pretty fucking easy.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41694
41696 41698
>>41693
100%
everything is easy for trumpaladdin.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41695
41697
>>41690
Don't care. All evil must be physically removed from this plane of existence, not simply placed in a position where they can be a problem later. Only three evil creatures have thus far escaped Trumpaladin, and he hates that fact enough

>>41691
>lawful evil
Okay, that might be workable

>when Tracy has to eat by herself
Aw... Aww
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41696
41700
>>41694
"I'NIS!!" Thez calls ahead to him as he makes his way (she's gaining on him btw) "What do you think is right?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41697
41699
881289__questionable_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_belly button_birthday_cake_candle_clothes_food_lonely_monochrome_panties_pu.jpg
>>41695
Edgy horses get lonely too..
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41698
41702
>>41692
If anything, Elway is pissed Trumpaladin has only sexed two poners

>>41693
>>41694
I know right? Elway is an awesome God. I made a good choice
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41699
41701
>>41697
"You can eat with me, little pony"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41700
41708
>>41696
"what?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41701
41706
>>41699
" Really? Whenever I ask, you seem like you don't want to.."
*rubs up against leg*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41702
41704 41706
>>41698
your missing the point.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41703
41705
*lenos continues watching the ship thingy as he floats to the grounds*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41704
>>41702
This
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41705
41707 41709
>>41703
by the way I got my computer working so I wont have to try posting from the damn tiny phone keyboard

Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41706
>>41701
"I'm a picky eater. And suspicious if you sometimes. But if you want to get steak..."
*is reminded of their "date"*

>>41702
Oh, it's only banter
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41707
41709
>>41705
Want your Scotland flag?
MwlG2
?
No.41708
41710 41714
[14d20 = 140]
>>41700
Thez curses not having wings anymore and <whoooof> appears relatively distantly in front of Infernius.
At this time several of the cannonballs will have made contact with the Tower, determined by dice
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41709
41711 41712
>>41707
>>41705
Or maybe I misjudged who you are
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41710
>>41708
"oh no the tower."
*unenthusiastic minotuar noises*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41711
41719
5 shots make contact, exploding on impact and charring the surface of the tower, and causing minimal dents to the surface. 2 of the shots make deformed bowl-shapes in the surface, about 4-6" deep.
>>41709
Yeah, f8d24 is Lenos
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41712
>>41709
yep this is lenos's faggot

Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41713
41716
"Well fuck"

MOUNTS HORSEY

"Take us outside, and see why there are explosions"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41714
41715
>>41708
It's meta as fuck, but are they actually able to damage this thing? It seems indestructible, but it'll be a pain to repair.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41715
41716 41717
>>41714
They certainly seem to have dented the shit,... cuz there's dents.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41716
41718
>>41713
*assumes monstrous shape.
*leaves on side opposite to where the cannons are being fired*
>>41715
Bloody hell!
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41717
41721
>>41715
"thez they need you."
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41718
41720
>>41716
"Let's see WHO THE HELL IS DENTING MY TOWER"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41719
>>41711
*lenos's jaw drops upon seeing the dents before he growls deep in his chest* you fucking ass clowns
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41720
41722 41723
>>41718
I don't know what kind of ship has cans that could point straight up.
Want to go over them and land on their deck?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41721
41724
>>41717
Her eyes narrow. "Fine." She stomps the ground (air, but she's standing on it) in an elongated stance.
"Hokenshou Katsuken."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41722
41727 41729
>>41720
Its an airship

Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41723
41729
>>41720
Close enough to engage in diplomacy. I'm betting on a faction that doesn't really desire to be completely hostile. But don't get too close, or they will definitely perceive the incursion as hostile
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41724
41725
>>41721
"are you gonna attack me? or can me continue to the wickett?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41725
41728
>>41724
"Are you just gonna run off, or are you gonna say something?" still holding the technique.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41726
Srry, technical difficulties
Torc, hearing the comotion outside, teleports out to see what the hell is going on
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41727
>>41722
I guess Trumpaladin and Tracy approach the ship, or at least come closer to it, going around in an round about way that avoids the line of cannon fire
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41728
41745
>>41725
"something about what?"
Ktiev
?
No.41729
41730 41731 41732
[1d20+21 = 41]
>>41722
I guess that means it does...
>>41723
Don't let her get shot...
Tracy makes a bee-line towards the ship.
To hell if it can't be blocked though..
Activate the robe because why not. Smoke is default.
And even though we're out in the open, rolling to move silently.
She's not wearing armor, so make sure to block those hits.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41730
>>41729
nice roll
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41731
41732
>>41729
*blazes toward ship quietly*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41732
41733 41734
>>41729
A brilliant technicolor streak speeds from the tower, trailed by a short burst of flame and an obvious and consistent smoke-trail. Its almost like g-major nyan cat desu.
>>41731
But no less visually obviously
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41733
41738
>>41732
I know, just getting in the habit of Sneaking.
[distinct lack of pony noises]
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41734
41736 41737
>>41732
The beautiful human riding the Nyan cat waives his hand to hail the airship
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41735
41745
Spooky_ship.jpg
Does ship look like pic related?
MwlG2
?
No.41736
41740 41742
[14d20 = 121]
>>41734
The ship is significantly elevated and distant from the tower. It will take more than one round to get near the vessel.
Another volley of THUMP's erupts from the vessel.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41737
41740
>>41734
He should be totally concealed by the smoke to all creatures more than 10 ft away (is does protect the rider, right?).
I guess she could shirk the smokescreen, if he really wants it though..
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41738
41739 41742
>>41733
Rogue fighting style: be stealthy, surprise your opponent, and try to sneak attack them in critical areas

Paladin fighting style: talk to your opponent, and only attack when diplomacy has failed. Then destroy your opponent with brute fucking force
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41739
41741
>>41738
Use your Detect Ebil once she gets withing 60 ft.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41740
41743
>>41737
While she's flying at 80 mph? No way. All smoke will do is leave a trail that will be visible for miles and last minutes

>>41736
Yells out at and hails ship
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41741
41743
>>41739
Good idea. And ethereal jaunt if they shoot the big guns at you
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41742
>>41736
>20
RIP
>>41738
Torc fighting style: Recreation nukes, everywhere
I just realized that the tartan is ancap colors
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41743
41744
>>41740
When I said "bee-line" I meant she's moving at full speed.
>>41740
>All smoke will do is leave a trail
The cone extends 15 ft in front of the nightmare, cloaking its entire body even as it moves.
>>41741
>Suggesting the E-word
Why not?
*jaunts*
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41744
41749
>>41743
Not right now goddamn it! We need to figure out if they are confused Sparintenar allies, a new faction, or who the fuck they are
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41745
41748 41750 41752
ship.jpg
>>41735
More like this, in that the gas-containment section isn't too much bigger than the ship its self.
>>41728
"You're the last one to run off in battle, you tell me," she says releasing her technique, assuming also that Infernius has stopped moving forward.

Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41746
41747
is the ship less then 1040 feet from lenos?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41747
>>41746
Yes.
>has an idea where this is going
3jtd2
?
No.41748
41751 41754
[1d20 = 16]
>>41745
Are there any distinctive markings? What is the ship like close up. Anything about the ship. Search check
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41749
>>41744
Just juant on deck, detect ebil, then smite if you find anything.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41750
>>41745
Aww, now I can't "leedle leedle lee"
Torc looks at the ship and teleports again endinh up next to Thez and Infernius.
"Any ideas for that ship?"
Ktiev
?
No.41751
41755
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>41748
Also Searching

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41752
41756
>>41745
"me am heartbroken that hitler wanted me to kill addy. brad gets a free cat and me get told to kill my baby."
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41753
41757 41763
*points at while cussing about them denting the tower before hime and casts fireball*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41754
41758
>>41748
Up close? Good question.
A mechanized device starts up on the ship, causing a "bang" sound about 3x/sec. Which equals 18x/round.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41755
>>41751
Tracy searches for what looks like the cock-pit, then immediately jaunts.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41756
41759
>>41752
"Didn't I say the same thing?"
Bm++O
?
No.41757
41765 41768 41774
[1d20 = 6]
>>41753
What class is Lenos?

Rolling for magical detecton on the ship. Does arcane knowledge give me a bonus? I'm assuming full levels in it.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41758
41760 41763
>>41754
Detect alignment on anything that has an alignment nearby
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41759
41763
>>41756
"he not your deity though the one you have devoted life to."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41760
41761 41763
>>41758
Wait until she gets inside.
She's going to juant inside the cock-pit and give them all a warm welcome.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41761
41762
>>41760
Just don't cause a faction that doesn't need to be hostile to be hostile to us. I don't know of any presently existing hostile faction that would have one of these devices
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41762
>>41761
Just a little surprise, that's all.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41763
41764 41766 41767 41770 41772
>>41753
A voice can be heard calling out as the fireball nears, responded to by a call-back from dozens of voices.
The fireball explodes harmlessly against the craft.
>>41758
Out of range, and being shot at
>>41759
"He's,... wait, I'm... not," she says after moments of contemplation, interrupted by pauses.
>>41760
She would have done so, until she rebounds against a rubbery membrane of some indeterminable compound.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41764
41769
>>41763
[frustrated nightmare noises]
What is it, an energy field of sorts?
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41765
41768
>>41757
lenos is a chaotic neutral mystic theurge
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41766
41769
>>41763
"fine me kill sky pirates then get drunk."
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41767
>>41763
Very impressive

Force horse to jaunt back, then have her take him over near the deck. Wave and say hello or excuse me to anyone in range
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41768
>>41765
I like it
>>41757
I really hope I get a good bonus
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41769
41771 41774
>>41764
Essentially yes. It is flimsy, but it while it allows initial movement into the field, it promptly ejects the person caught out of the field at a pace no less than the speed they entered from.
>>41766
"Fuck the sky-pirates. Those fucks should have an easy time of it," she says crossing her arms on her chest, and tilting her head.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41770
41784
>>41763
Oh yeah. Detect evil
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41771
>>41769
"then what we do?"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41772
41776
>>41763
*growls and casts airwalk before heading to thez muttering the whole way to her*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41773
41775 41779 41784
>waits for someone to acknoledge Torc
Hello?
Ktiev
?
No.41774
41776 41778
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>41757
Try and make a spellcraft check to determine what's shielding it. Or even better, get close and dispel the field.
>>41769
Even extra-planar transport?
Alright...
Well, Tracy peers closer at the ship now that she's gotten closer.
Spot check to identify/count figures on the ship.
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41775
image.png
>>41773
Boop
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41776
41777
>>41772
Detect evil right next to the ship

>>41774
I'm eating now - fucking finally - but can you check the wiki to see if a paladin's dispel magic spell may be of any use?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41777
>>41776
Idk what works in which scenario, he'll have to try it out.
Bm++O
?
No.41778
[1d20+5 = 15]
>>41774
Good idea
Sellcraft check on airboat
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41779
41781
1507766382312-2.jpeg
>>41773

Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41780
41781 41782
Inferniuos thez lets get on that ship I have a spell that you will both like
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41781
41783
>>41779
>no hooves
>>41780
Oh come on, Torc is right there
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41782
41784 41785 41787
>>41780
"thez say they have it under control."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41783
>>41781
>hooves
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41784
41785 41786 41791 41793
>>41770
Meh not so much. Maybe a light dusting of evil, but nothing impressive or worth concern.
>>41773
So very out of range. The thing is like 300' as the crow flies
>>41782
"I'm with him on this one. I haven't forgotten about the time the mechanics attacked,...."
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41785
41788 41795
*angrily bashes against field*
[frustrated nightmare noises]

Did Trump's Dispel magick do anything?

>>41782
magick will make it easier to get in

>>41784
Touche'..
3jtd2
?
No.41786
41789 41793 41794
[1d20 = 1]
>>41784
Trumpaladin tries to raise horsey higher where they can see onto the deck/talk/find an opening in the force field

Search check
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41787
41792
>>41782
*shrugs and sits cross legged in mid air to watch*ok if that's what you think
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41788
>>41785
I have t done it yet. Just take us where we can see something and have some idea what is going on
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41789
41790
>>41786
You know, I just happened to have stumbled across a handy-dandy Crit/Fail chart. ^_^ Roll a d100
3jtd2
?
No.41790
[1d100 = 52]
>>41789
Reeeeee!!!!!! Fine
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41791
41797
>>41784
"oh that time only me helped you."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41792
41802
>>41787
"you can go if you want. wait what kind of spell?"
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41793
41794 41797
maxresdefault.jpg
>>41786
Well you find a deck
>>41784
Out of range?
Can Trc and Infernius do pic related?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41794
41797
>>41786
Dammit.
Can she roll reflex to stop him from falling off?
>>41793
this
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41795
41796
>>41785
We can attempt dispel magic, we can fly up to the deck to see what is there and if the force field stops us, or we can do an elaborate trick with dimension door. What do you want to do?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41796
41798
>>41795
The force field is almost definitely a bubble.
Try dispelling it.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41797
41799 41801
>>41794
No quite astute but she can roll to divert and catch him
>>41793
I really don't think thats where Infernius' head is at.
>>41791
"Yeah," she looks sad, then happy, then grim-faced again. "So what of you then? Your god commands you to give me the gas. So, come then." she points to an invisible point in front of her, and then takes a relaxed stance.
3jtd2
?
No.41798
>>41796
And I'm guessing you want to ethereal jaunt inside the hull after that? Okay I guess.

Even if Trumpaladin is blinded from rolling a 1 on a search check, cast Dispel magic with an area effect on the field in front of them.
\r
Anonymous
3jtd2
?
No.41799
>>41797
Action is described in >>41798.

Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41801
41804
>>41797
"look thez me dont want to gas you, you have made me the happiest minotuar ever, you give me me child me have to protect her, remember me promised."
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41802
41806
>>41792
oh just a little buff to help damage anyone you hit
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41804
41805 41810
>>41801
"Like you could gas me," she says off-handedly, but loosens her stiff body language and disposition as he continues.
>>41800
Success, forfeiting any further movement.
Volley of cannon-balls makes contact, the remainder raining down on Port Barry indescriminaately.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41805
41829
>>41804
Well motherfucker. Dispel magic on force field
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41806
>>41802
"go help them me am talk to thez."

Bm++O
?
No.41807
41809
[1d20+5 = 17]
Since I can't get a boost, Torc flys at the airship, preforming another spellcraft check when in range
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41808
41809
*walks up towards the ship*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41809
41811 41812
>>41808
K, Lenos is the furthest away atm.
>>41807
Ur in range for Fireball, Cone of Cold, or Lightning
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41810
>>41804
"me dont break promises."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41811
41813
>>41809
Does dispel magic do anything?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41812
41814
>>41809
Well, thats not what I wanted, but I'll take lightning
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41813
41816
>>41811
this
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41814
41815
>>41812
Those aren't your only choices, you've got lots. Through the staff (of Power) however, - which is the only way Torcuil is doing anything combative - those 3 are his options. Any spell could apply in this situation, since he's not distinguished himself as a threat.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41815
>>41814
Yeah, but I was trying to detect the barrier and what it was
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41816
>>41813
If dispel magic doesn't work, then try to see if there is any part of the ship that is not covered. Try to land on the deck. See if there are open port holes. See if a rear propulsion system exists and is open. Are the gas bags protected? We know it shoots cannon balls, so clearly, something in the shield must open. If that doesn't work, try attacking the barrier or ship to see if it can be damaged. And if that doesn't work, well, we still have a trick with dimension door that may or may not work
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41817
41818 41819 41825
When lenos gets up nest to trumpalidin he will touch him and cast fires of purity https://dndtools.net/spells/spell-compendium--86/fires-purity--4505/
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41818
>>41817
of course the gm knows which feats lenos will have active
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41819
41820 41821 41822 41823
images (2).jpg
>>41817
Neat. I haven't "fired" anyone yet
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41820
>>41819
im dying
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41821
>>41819
kek
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41822
>>41819
Kek
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41823
1568174__safe_dj pon-dash-3_vinyl scratch_meme_pony_simple background_solo_spurdo spärde_transparent background.png
>>41819

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41824
41826 41831
Tracy pounds uselessly against the force-field, making frustrated monster noises as she waits for her next turn.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41825
41826 41828
>>41817
The spell is fine, but trump is about 2/5 distance from target, while Lenos is ~4/5 distance, and Fires of purity is a touch effect.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41826
>>41824
>>41825
Enclose on the target
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41827
41829 41830
[Bored frog noises because idk what to do]
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41828
>>41825
I know that's why I stated "when" he gets to trump
MwlG2
?
No.41829
41833
[1d20 = 10]
>>41805
Attempt (unless 20) fails. Field was clearly developed by more than one person at the time.
>>41827
I'm trying to figure out what you mean by "flyby spellcraft check"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41830
41832
>>41827
Shoot it with something? Cast a spell on it that will reduce it's magic
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41831
41832 41835
>>41824
Do you want to try landing on its deck now?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41832
41834
>>41830
It's blocking everything including planar travel. It blocked that fireball too.
>>41831
She will, as soon as she can get there.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41833
41834
>>41829
Well Torc can fly, yes?
This means he can hover, yes?
So why can't he hover into range for a spellcraft check, and figure out what the fuck that fucking barrier is?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41834
41836
>>41832
No, it blocked the Fireball by tactics.
>>41833
He can, I just missed the declaration is all
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41835
41837
>>41831
hit it with your sword.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41836
>>41834
Thats nice to know, thanks
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41837
41846
>>41835
*instinctive stabbing*
MwlG2
?
No.41838
41839 41841
[1d20 = 11]
Okay, so the party that is intent on the new ship is in position - relatively - to attack. Thez and Infernius are having maritals. Lenos seems to be helping, but don't be too sure. Everyone roll for initiative.
jUW0k
?
No.41839
[1d20 = 19]
>>41838
Rolling
roll 1d20
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41840
41842 41844

Ktiev
?
No.41841
[1d20 = 13]
>>41838
Rollan'
Ktiev
?
No.41842
41845
[1d20 = 13]
>>41840
Put "dice 1d20" in the email field.
X/NDv
?
No.41843
41852
[1d20 = 20]

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41844
41845
>>41840
>has made that mistake at least 3 times
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41845
>>41842
thanks
>>41844
ya ya I know
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41846
41847 41849 41851
K. Torcuil, the field isn't "just" a normal magic field, several ppl have went together to put it in place. Previous attempts to dispel were unsuccessful.
>>41837
So with indeterminate benefits, each time Tracy stabs the air around the 'perimeter' theres a weird hissing sound.

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41847
41848 41851 41852
>>41846
Tracy to stab on instinct, disregarding the hissing.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41848
41850 41851
>>41847
Shouldn't you like, draw a weapon? Or roll? Or wait for your turn?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41849
41851 41852
>>41846
Hmmm, Torc sticks a pinky finger in the feild to see if it affects organic material
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41850
41851 41854
>>41848
Drawing her cane is a free action with the quiver, as is releasing her chain.
Tracy has been slamming her body and hooves against this thing all along, I didn't roll because I didn't think there'd be consequences.
jUW0k
?
No.41851
[4d20 = 33]
>>41847
>>41849
>>41846
>>41848
Well fuck me then

Quickdraw Vanderiem and slash with him

>>41850
You can say you're doing that though. And specify a weapon
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41852
41861
>>41847
K
>>41849
When did he get in range of the membrane?
>>41843
Lenos punches through with little difficulty,....
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41853
41854
The party's explorational period and general poking around is accentuated (cut off?) by 14 rapid-fire thuds which explode from the side of the vessel, which is still a good way away thanks to this fucking field.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41854
41856
>>41853
>>41850
Spurs mount

"Punch through, stab through, or get us around this damned field"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41855
41857
so what is the order of actions? meaning who goes first second and so forth
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41856
>>41854
*slams field with both hooves, pushing with chest and stabbing with sword, determined to push through*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41857
41858 41859 41860
>>41855
I have:
Lenos
Trump
Tracy
Thez
Infernius (non-responsive)
Torcuil (non-responsive)
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41858
>>41857
If Trump moves first, can he direct/steer Tracy to move with him?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41859
41862
>>41857
i thought i as talking to thez
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41860
41863
>>41857
im assuming that lenos has made it to trump if so he will cast that spell on trump and then stand in place and watch for now
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41861
41862
>>41852
Idk, but can it happen?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41862
41864 41865
>>41859
You were/are, but GM is talking to 6 ppl at the same time
>>41861
U rly wanna poke the balloon? Torcuil flies up the the balloon. The balloon is ephemeral, and seems quite flimsy, but otherwise spans a volumetric area fastly superior to the ship. It seems almost like a flak blanket, except magically so.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41863
Trump_on_fire.jpg
>>41860
I'll take it

"How do we get through this barrier, Lenos?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41864
>>41862
Wait, is he able to touch the balloon?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41865
41866 41867 41868
>>41862
I didn't mean poke the balloon, I wanted to see ifthe magical barrier would, like, melt flesh.
But now that you mention it...
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41866
41873
>>41865
>Uncertain if the magic barrier causes flesh to melt and fall off the bone, Torcuil sticks his right index finger directly into the magic barrier
I'm going to let this one sink in
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41867
41869 41873 41875
375.gif
>>41865
Fucking pop it.
We'll drop the vessel to kill everyone on board. Then we'll revive and torture information out of the crew later, and reassemble the ship over the next week.
I'm sick of waiting.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41868
41870
>>41865
Shush, we're not to that level yet.
Its a simple abjuration, deflecting (but not dispelling, that would be complicated) field, which chaotically repels any lingering magical signatures.
Meaning, ethereal, invisible, or otherwise magical buffs will kick the character outside the field.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41869
41872
>>41867
This. Except let me help

>revive
Eh, maybe if I'm not feeling too lazy
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41870
41871
>>41868
Oh

does flying count?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41871
41874
>>41870
Not if its winged or otherwise kinetic
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41872
>>41869
We only need one. The rest can stay dead.
Bm++O
?
No.41873
41876 41882 41900
[1d20 = 20]
>>41866
I said pinkie finger you fucking idiot.
>>41867
Torc pulls out his dagger and grows it to full size while humming "Pop goes the weasel"
Roll to pop the balloon
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41874
41877 41878
>>41871
Can we fly over the deck and land on it?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41875
41880
>>41867
Horsey, fly us up over top the ship, pony-form, let us fall through, then transform back and fly onto the deck. Or just let us fall onto the deck. Or I can call Fae and she can fly us onto the deck
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41876
>>41873
HOLY FUCKING SHIT PRAISE KEK
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41877
41880
ship.jpg
>>41874
No
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41878
41880
>>41874
A nightmare's flight is magical isn't it?
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41879
41881 41883 41885 41902
lenos.png
*smacks amulet to turn to his uncursed form*pic related
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41880
41883
Spoilered
>>41875
It'll take Fae three hours (in real time) to get there.
>>41878
Well.. it's not stated that it is, but idk...
>>41877
What about on top of the balloon?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41881
41884
>>41879
Sweet stripes.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41882
>>41873
Checking that sweet roll.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41883
>>41879
A FUCKING DRAGON. I mean, a proper and big one

>>41880
just fly over top the barrier, transform into pony, fall through, remount, fly onto deck. Or I can call Fae
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41884
41887
>>41881
*struts his stuff(picture emporers new groove lama dance)*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41885
41887 41888
>>41879
GM sighs
Good luck contending with the psychopathic full-on dragon that just took Lenos' place
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41887
41889
54315-Kuzco-llama-dance-gif-uh-huh-u-tyrH.gif
>>41884
>emporers new groove lama dance
Posting pics, because why not.
>>41885
Did Torc's natural 20 manage to pop the balloon?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41888
41891 41892 41894
>>41885
NOTICE MY NAT20
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41889
41890
>>41887
Probably not. Now fall into the field
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41890
41897
>>41889
*falls on top of balloon*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41891
>>41888
Checking those trips.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41892
41893 41895
>>41888
>nat20
>mothafucking trips
It better fucking pop that balloon
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41893
41896
>>41892
Why did you use a dagger? Now it's going to take three hours for it to slowly deflate and fall to the ground. If the magic doesn't auto heal it
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41894
41895 41896 41897
>>41888
It wouldn't have popped, shouldn't have popped, okay fine it popped. Now you're getting shot at. Are you happy nao?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41895
653103__safe_solo_pinkie pie_cute_pinkamena diane pie_balloon_cake_cuteamena_upset_balloon popping.jpeg
>>41892
>>41894
Yeah!
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41896
>>41893
The dagger turns into a claymore
>>41894
>shot at
Now I am, thanks
HUZZAH, FUCK EVERYONE'S PLANNING
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41897
41898 41899
>>41890
>>41894
As Tracy lands on the balloon, she obscures Torc with her smoke to cover for him.
How many people are shooting?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41898
41903 41906
>>41897
Stahp the magic. Transform into pony, let us fall inside of the field, then transform back and ride us in SO WE CAN FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR SHIT
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41899
41901
>>41897
Balloon popped, no landing on
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41900
1512978170229.png
>>41873

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41901
>>41899
What about the deck beneath the balloon?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41902
41911
>>41879
nice scales.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41903
41905
>>41898
The smoke isn't magic (i think), but she stops anyway.
Bm++O
?
No.41904
41909
[2d20 = 17]
Torc fires a quick volley from where the shooting is coming from, then runs towards Tracy and Trump
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41905
41908
giphy (2).gif
>>41903
Transform into non-magical mud pony. It's the only way to be sure
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41906
41907 41908
>>41898
She transforms into a heavy warhorse.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41907
41910
>>41906
Why not standard form?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41908
>>41905
>>41906
Mudponies are magical. Warhorses are not.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41909
41913 41914
"Arrrr, ar ar ar ar ar, Arrrrrrr, ar ar ar ar ar," it almost sounds like someone is laughing.
>>41904
He's still plenty out of range. The 'field' has only just been lifted and no one has had (or expressed) the chance to close distance. The airship floats off not too=far, with its side facing the party, so 14 canons.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41910
41912
>>41907
Because she's smol and he wouldn't be able to ride her properly.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41911
41915 41916
>>41902
*fires breath weapon at the balloon thing above the ship*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41912
41913
>>41910
Uh... I guess we should approach now. And in a direction that avoids line of fire of the cannon
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41913
41917 41921
>>41909
Well fug.
*starts smoking again*
>>41912
Trump, pull out your goddamn shield and use it for cover while she tries to land on that thing.
>>41912
*does so*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41914
41918 41932
>>41909
Oh, I'm still confused but okay.
Torc teleports to Thez and Infernius before he becomes a fine red mist
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41915
41918 41922
>>41911
what element is your breath weapon again?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41916
41917 42077
>>41911
As the flames - even napalm ones - dance along the length of the corded and braided cables that connect the balloon to the ship, one gets the impression that the person designing thought of that, and that it would take exceptional effort to detach the balloon from the "chassis"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41917
41922
>>41916
>>41913
NOW is an excellent time for smoke

Draws Bee shield

Pulls out ever smoking bottle and releases the cap, because fuck it
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41918
41919 41923
>>41914
Me too, but some ppl are charging the shit.
>>41915
Its both acid and flame, thus napalm
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41919
>>41918
Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41920
41924
A resounding and almost yodelling horn pierces the otherwise quiet surroundings, followed by a series of cheers and appreciative sounds, all emanating from the ship.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41921
41926
>>41913
Do you have that cute picture of Tracy Cage smiling and laying down? I don't think I have it saved on my computer
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41922
41923
napalm.jpg
>>41915
Are Tracy and Trump able to land on it yet?
>>41917
Use the Tower shield to cover them while she moves forward.
You can drop it later if you want.
>>41915
Napalm
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41923
>>41918
>Lenos is a Gold and Black Dragon. At the same time
Definitely making my bizarre request

>>41922
Fuck it. Draws Tower shield for cover. pls move out of line of fire
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41924
41925
>>41920
Imma' kill everyone on this ship regardless of alignment, just saying that now.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41925
41927
>>41924
No you're not asshole

I'm killing some of them
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41926
41930
385624__suggestive_artist-colon-livesmutanon_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_bedroom eyes_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_mouth hold_prone_solo_so.png
551941__artist needed_suggestive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_clothes_female_knife_socks_solo_solo female.jpeg
>>41921
These?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41927
41930
>>41925
They're mount and rider. Do their kills count for eachother?
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41928
42040
*casts firestride exhalation to get to the deck of the ship https://dndtools.net/spells/dragon-magic--62/firestride-exhalation--1058/*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41929
41931
*Speeds towards to ship so she can start slitting throats already*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41930
41933
>>41926
No, it's one with no back ground and her back is arched up I think?

>>41927
Who knows
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41931
>>41929
*Readies full round attack*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41932
41934
>>41914
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41933
41935
>>41930
Shit.. Idk what you were talking about..
Let me look... Was it colored?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41934
41935 41938
>>41932
lord hitler.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41935
>>41933
Yes, with a blue tracy but no colored back ground. Tracy is kind of smiling, but I think in a kind of ball like position. You tend to use it to show happy or "innocent" Tracy

>>41934
Oh it's just banter. You'll be fine
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41938
41940
>>41934
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41940
>>41938
"try to save machine."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41941
>>41937
no thanks
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41944
41947
>>41939
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41946
41948
>doesn't even know which way to push it
Uhm,... who?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41947
41949
>>41944
Wouldn't you lose your class abilities if he actually denounced Hitler-ism?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41948
>>41946
Idk anymore...
*sips covefefe*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41949
41950 41951
>>41945
it WILL happen.
>>41947
im surprised i still have em desu.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41950
41952 41954
>>41949
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41951
41955 41959 41960
>>41949
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41952
41954
>>41950
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41953
41957
*upon reaching the deck of the ship lenos changes back to his brownie form and casts emerald flame fist https://dndtools.net/spells/complete-arcane--55/emerald-flame-fist--496/*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41954
41956 41962
>>41950
I just have a very lenient God.

>I haven't been keeping Tracy evil enough to be Black guard
Don't you have to be lawful for that? In any case her marriage is more important

>>41952
I can do it in two months. Let me get my cohort
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41955
41957 41959
>>41951
*minotaur sobs*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41956
>>41954
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
MwlG2
?
No.41957
41958 41959 41966
[1d20 = 7]
>>41953
404 Page Not Found FAIL
>>41955
"You WON'T... <whooof> {catch} "die on me!!"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41958
41964
>>41957
Um... can Tracy land on the deck?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41959
41961 41964
So how fast is the ship falling?
>>41955
>>41951
>>41957
Wuts going on?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41960
41964
>>41951
Have we reached the deck?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41961
41964
>>41959
Infernius is being emo again.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41962
41963
>>41954
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41963
41967
My character has three modes: Talk, kill, and have sex. Let me do one of the two or I will do the third

>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
MwlG2
?
No.41964
41987
[18d20 = 158]
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes


MwlG2
?
No.41965
41970
[18d20 = 197]

Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41966
41968
>>41957
https://dndtools.net/spells/spell-compendium--86/emerald-flame-fist--4437/
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41967
41969
00_48_42_601_1_to_1_avatar.png
>>41963
this
Just let me kill something already
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41968
>>41966
Sweet spell.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41969
41970 41971
>>41967
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41970
41971 41973
>>41965
>three 20s
Uh... 50% miss chance at total concealment from multiple layers of smoke screen

>>41969
what is cautionary advance and what is less cautionary?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41971
41973 41974 41975
>>41969
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41972
41974
So Trump and Tracy have first attempted move on the rapidly-firing airship, Lenos is on hand with crazy burning fists, And Torcuil is flying about keeping everyone informed.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41973
>>41970
Less cautionary = -2 to ac and no dex
>>41971
charges = less cautionary

jUW0k
?
No.41974
[1d20 = 14]
>>41971
You have 26 AC even without armor or mounted combat. You're fine. And by "you're fine" I mean you've got the HP to take it

>>41972
I guess ready attack and spot check the deck? How many creatures and what do they look like
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41975
41976 41977
>>41971
Are air pirates Rogues?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41976
41978
>>41975
Idk


Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41977
41979
>>41975
They could be druids for all we know.
Let's just kill something already.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41978
41980
>>41976
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41979
>>41977
I'll go with that. Full charge with -2AC and no dex it is
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41980
>>41978
The robe also increases concealment on her each round.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41981
41984 41985
Casts Bull's Strength on self and horsey
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41982
41984
is lenos close enough to a pirate to attack?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41984
41986 41988 41990
>>41981
+ Enchancement bonus to Str
>>41982
Heavens no, he's back and to the left like in JFK
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41985
>>41981
Give them Eagle's Splendor next chance you get.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41986
41991
>>41984
Are we at least w/in 60 ft? Can Tracy stab bitches with her chain yet?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41987
Now I rolled for it earlier, and tempted though I am to use those 20's, only the first set of rolls applies, and its for cannonballs hitting the tower.
>>41964
I'm showing 2 canons hitting with 2 malfunctioning
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41988
41989 41997
1507334921623.jpg
>>41984
Is ready
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41989
41991 41993
>>41988
>has the one with the not-right border
+1
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41990
42004 42024
>>41984
in that case *casts salamander chargehttps://dndtools.net/spells/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/salamander-charge--3587/ and charges the nearest pirate*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41991
41994 41996
>>41986
I've explained this to you like three times. Your character can move 180 feet a round in a charge. Just get us close enough to sword fight

>>41989
Uh... post number 41988 is sort of a 1488 anagram?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41992
41993
The layout of the ship is pretty 1/1 divided. There's a fierce collection on the forward/rear section, of comparably able man-power. Its like the crew split up into 2 equal teams, one on the front (the right, perspectively) and one on the back (left)
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41993
41996
>>41989
Order Vanderiem to do a detect alignment on any single person

>>41992
what do the two teams look like?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41994
41996
>>41991
I just want to kill something tonight.. it's 12:30..
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41996
41999
>>41991
>anagram
I thought the same about >>14988 →
>>41993
There seems to be a "really pretty" one (officer) who tells ppl to do stuff, while others with either small crossbows or large bows cover the perimeter. There are a couple who don't put their swords away also.
>>41994
Then stop sexin' up the build-up. Just sayin'
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41997
Whoops, supposed to be >>41988
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41999
42003 42004
>>41996
>Officer
We'll keep him alive and ask him questions


Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42000
42004 42005
Reminder of need for dragon poner
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42003
>>41999
He can come back after we revive him. I'm putting everyone in the ground.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42004
42007
>>41990
Greenish wisps of flame begin to dance along Lenos as he makes some weird gestures.
>>41999
>>42000
>>42001
e_e
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42005
42007
>>42001
>>42000
Why do you keep doing this?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42007
42008
>>42004
Charge and kill! *waves sword*

>>42005
To claim the dragon poner of course
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42008
42012
>>42007
>claim the dragon poner
... You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every GET?
Also, wait till you get to epic level.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42011
42013 42014 42015
So just to make sure I'm visualizing correctly; Trump/Tracy are in full charge (the chad charge, essentially), while Torcuil was poking at the perimeter defense spell (which quickly popped), while Lenos is squaring up and is pissed-off dragon-mode (cus reasons) and while Thez and Infernius slap-fight with words. Yes?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42012
1513040531559.png
>>42008
>You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every get
*shrug*

>Wait until epic level
Oh a shape-shifting greater Chromatic dragon (silver or gold) is the perfect epic level cohort. I just wish I had a clear path to 25 Charisma to actually take the Epic leadership Feat. Also that may take a lot longer than just to get to level 20...
jUW0k
?
No.42013
42016 42017
[4d20 = 39]
>>42011
Yes. Full round attack on whatever the hell comes close enough!!
Ktiev
?
No.42014
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>42011
Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42015
42036
>>42011
yes.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42016
>>42013
Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
MwlG2
?
No.42017
42018
[18d20 = 171]
>>42013
You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42018
42019 42020
>>42017
Uh... AC is now 35 with +5 bracers of armor
MwlG2
?
No.42019
[5d8 = 19]
Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018
In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42020
42022
>>42018
She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42021
42022 42023
Both Trump and Tracy sustain minimal damage and have successfully occupied the center-point of the top-deck of the ship. Either character can move or maneuver but there's lots of enemies.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42022
42024
>>42020
Oh that feat wouldn't give you more than 29 or 29 AC

>>42021
Can we kill something this round?
Ktiev
?
No.42023
42024 42027
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>42021
Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42024
42025 42035
>>41990
Uhm, that's a touch attack spell
>>42022
No.
>>42023
That dice roll. You see it don't you?
Though she shouldn't be able to, Tracy does some weird voodoo shit that makes herself seem more fearsome than she actually is.
jUW0k
?
No.42025
[1d20 = 18]
>>42024
Quick draw bow shoot target of opportunity. Unless something wants to talk first
MwlG2
?
No.42026
42028
[16d20 = 166]
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
Ktiev
?
No.42027
42028
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42023
Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42028
42030
>>42026
>That's exactly how I'd use them
Remind me to hire some pirates

>>42027
No. We take her a' prize
MwlG2
?
No.42029
[4d20 = 53]
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42030
42032
>>42028
We'll salvage the wreck out of the water later.
MwlG2
?
No.42031
[2d8 = 9]
[4d8 = 11]
First bit is SUPPOSED to be Trump's damage
jUW0k
?
No.42032
>>42030
No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.

Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42033
42034 42037
Rather the second bit. Oh well, that wasn't much of anything. These pirates are sucking balls. Lenos is first. I think. I can't find the post that says
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42034
>>42033
I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs

And yes, Lenos is first.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42035
42036
>>42024
ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42036
42038
>>42015
"What,... then," she takes a knee on one side. "I don't,... who, how should, this doesn't make sense."
>>42035
Oooh, still out of range for that. The only ones who are in combat range are Trump and Tracy.
jUW0k
?
No.42037
42039
[4d20 = 44]
>>42033
Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them

Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42038
42042
>>42036
"me know . me most likely going to lose powers."
Ktiev
?
No.42039
42041
[3d20 = 31]
>>42037
Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42040
42042
>>41928
So this didnt get him onto the deck?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42041
42043
>>42039
Horsey didn't move close enough to attack the enemy?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42042
42044 42045
>>42038
"I,... I've lost powers,... its,... its not so bad when,...." her face betrays emotions she is otherwise trying to shield and restrict,
>>42040
No, because I get a 404 error every time I try and load that page, so fail

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42043
42044
>>42041
She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
jUW0k
?
No.42044
42047
[1d20+10 = 27]
>>42042
>>42043
Ride check to make the horse get Trumpaladin close enough for him to use his sword and her to use her stronger and more powerful natural weapons and sword
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42045
42087
>>42042
"me would give up my powers 1000 times to protect you and addy."

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42046
42048 42049 42052
"Zone... Of... PEACE" calls a voice from the captain's wheel. Waves of enervating energy removes any trace of hostile motion or intention from Tracy and Trunp's intention. Both are able to move or declare any action except attacks/combat.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42047
>>42044
I used the chain because range.
jUW0k
?
No.42048
42050 42051 42052 42053 42105
[1d20+34 = 35]
>>42046
>Can't attack

Fuck it I'm talking then. Attempt diplomacy
Ktiev
?
No.42049
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>42046
[Angry nightmare noises]
Intimidate
MwlG2
?
No.42050
[1d100 = 59]
>>42048

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42051
>>42048
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42052
>>42048
>>42046
Light the deck on fire.
MwlG2
?
No.42053
42056 42058
[1d20 = 16]
>>42048
Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42054
42057
Detect alignment on ship captain or officer
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42055
42057
Call Fae
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42056
42057
>>42053
Did Tracy's intimidation phase them?
*Walk straight up to the faggot who cast the spell*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42057
42059
>>42054
>>42055
Which is it?
>>42056
No, there's more than a dozen per side, each bolsering the saving throw of the other.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42058
42061
>>42053
As Tracy is doing that, may as well say "Hello"

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42059
42061
>>42057
Detect alignment and "hello"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42060
42061
how far away from the ship is lenos
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42061
42063 42064
>>42058
>>42059
A 1 - 59 = lose a turn, meaning Trump can engage pleasantries next round.
>>42060
3 rounds out without incurring an AC penalty.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42062
42065 42066
"Whistars! Fayntesh! Do your thing," calls the same voice from the captain's direction.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42063
42070
>>42061
So not within range to cast firestorm on the deck of the ship?
Ktiev
?
No.42064
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42061
Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42065
42070
>>42062
Captain?
Fug the Spellcaster, go to him instead.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42066
42067 42070
>>42062
>>42062
Um... what's spell scroll-work, and what sort of fortification?

Also, tries "hello" again
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42067
42069 42071
>>42066
>What sort of
He wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.

*Goes to the captain*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42069
42071
>>42067
As in, within nose-touching range.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42070
42071 42072
>>42063
In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065
>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066
"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42071
>>42067
We can get a visual description of whaat's happening even if there's no clue what the magic effect is

>>42069
*forces pony to stay out of booping range*

>>42070
"Why have you been shooting at our base and at our city?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42072
>>42070
Fly right over their heads towards the captain.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42073
42074 42075 42081 42105 42108
F> Wall of Force
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42074
>>42073
"May I ask who is speaking?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42075
42076
>>42073
Walk straight towards the captain and get as close as possible.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42076
42078
>>42075
"Stahp. That's enough"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42077
42084
>>41916
Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42078
42079
>>42076
*Blows smoke at the captain with frustration*
>'I wanna' stab someone..!'
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42079
42080
>>42078
*pets horsey*
>"This is pretty strong magic. They seem to have stopped the complete hostility anyways"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42080
42081
>>42079
>'So?'
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42081
>>42080
>"I want to find out what the hell is going on first"

>>42073
"And welcome to Port Barry. Would you be so kind as to tell us why cannon balls were being hurled at our city and our base?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42082
42083 42084 42086
Meta question because I gotta sleep
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42083
>>42082
*Pets horsey*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42084
42085
>>42082
Tbh, I was hoping to at least pause at this point
>>42077
Yes, but not necessarily in view of the deck of the ship, else he'd have been far more shot-at than he was.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42085
>>42084
Pausing sounds good ill be back in the morning
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42086
813279__artist needed_safe_artist-colon-mcsadat_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_colored_smiling_when she smiles.jpg
>>42082
FOUND IT! Color feels a bit off though
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42087
42088 42089 42090
>>42045
Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42088
42090
>>42087
*hugs*
"you dont have to say it."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42089
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>>42087
>Not present but still want to say it anyways
"You're cured Thez. You're better this way"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42090
42091
>>42088
>>42087
"me now you miss them, but even if we both lose our powers we will be together."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42091
42092
>>42090
"Then why?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42092
42093
>>42091
"why what?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42093
42094
>>42092
"Its not about missing anything,..." <whooof>
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42094
42095
>>42093
"thez! where you go?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42095
42096 42097 42101 42105
>>42094
Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42096
42098
>>42095
"Hello Thez. Guessing their magic can't be that powerful if you came aboard. Are these friends of yours?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42097
42103
>>42095
*flies up to the boat*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42098
42099 42100
>>42096
Not aboard, high above the ship, outside the spell range (Thez doesn't even know there's a spell yet)
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42099
>>42098
Is she saying that to F?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42100
42101
>>42098
I'm meta-saying that to you, so that you know where she's at.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42101
42102
>>42100
I mean are the words in quotes in >>42095 addressed to F and intended to actually be heard?

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42102
42103
>>42101
No, those are iterated to Infernius - by creative license - as Thez teleported to engage the opponents.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42103
>>42102
>>42097

Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.42105
Morning
>>42048
>+34
H-how?
>>42073
>Sloppy Cunt
I didn't know pirates named their ship after themselves
>>42095
>Torc sees everyone else disappear to the ship
"Aw fuck, here we go"
Torc teleports onto the deck, next to the rest of the party
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42106
42108
Tracy is going to tear this abjurer apart from the inside next time she gets the chance.

I won't be able to play until later this evening.
Mrs. Sentry
KlhnX
?
No.42108
42109 42110
>>42106
>>42073
If possible during her next turn, she phases through the deck/floor to travel underneath the wall of force, to get up-close and personal with the captain.
If not, Trump, use your Help to get us up close and personal.
She's casting Doom at this captain every turn with her lenses.
Gas all shieldfags
Mrs. Sentry
KlhnX
?
No.42109
>>42108
Helm*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42110
42111
>>42108
WHY

Jesus, just let me ask basic questions that I've been waiting hours and hours to ask
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42111
42112
>>42110
If he has something to say, she can say it right to their faces.
Tracy is already determined to move from point A to point B. She's not attacking in any way; she's just getting close.

Remember to make him pay for the damaged tower.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42112
42113
>>42111
Eh.... fine. Horsey can try her intimidation tactics. I guess she's got to do something to impress the captain into buying her
She may have to deflate if you want dimension door to work. If that thing is a wall of force, both going around it with eternalness and dimension door will get around it
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42113
>>42112
I don't normally bother looking up how to get past spells, barriers, etc. because my character wouldn't know anyway, so there's no point in me knowing.
She's just pissed that the faggot who interrupted her day is hiding behind some invisible shield in non-stabbing range.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42114
Lenos would like to cast meteor swarm at the balloon to try and pop it
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42115
Alright then, before we do anything else, I'm gonna bake
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42117
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/42116.html