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Monday Nuts
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22629
Moar game thread Xp
803 replies and 93 files omitted.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22921
22922 22924
>Tocuil, suddenly keeling-in to the stress caused by being surrounded by psycopaths, has a midlife crisis and hides himself away in a cave, protected by the most elaborate magical shield
>He claims to be studying his magic, but faint sobbing can be heard echoing at the entrance
>Nobody can convince him to come out; everyone decides to just give him his space let him get it out of his system
>He occasionally appears in the kitchen to look for haggis, but teleports away at the first sign of company
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22922
22923 22924
>>22921
....
>>22920
Say he tried to examine the source of Sad Alex's power, but in an accident, turned himself into a statue, to revive another day
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22923
>>22922
Mine is funnier Although maybe a bit mean...
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22924
22925
>>22921
This is kinda funny. May use, let me think.
>>22922
Ehhh, maybe. Though statue is a good idea

Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22925
22926
>>22924
Oh by the way, I may need to borrow Trollestia while you're out
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22926
>>22925
>borrow
You do realize Torc doesn't own her...
Right?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22928
>>22927
shit man that's terrible.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22929
22936 22940
>>22907
I had to ask a couple questions that asking them in thread would have resulted in some unavoidable meta-decisions.
>>22910
If you ever get the chance, look up the "Anima".
"That's RIGHT you're not, you're bottom bitch!" she's been like this all day. "Hey, did you hear about the time Infernius crawled into the tent with me? It was fucking in tents!"
>sigh
>>22916
"IKR? Nigel's head would explode if he ever went to the infernal realms. All day, everyday, someone's ALWAYS popping off saying,... that blasphemy phrase,... simply because they can. At will is haxx."
>>22920
All of a sudden, Torcuil starts twitching and his arms start spasming. He appears to be having a seisure, and he collapses on the ground. He's still breating, but he's deathly still.
Thez starts writing on his face with a pen. I told you, she's been like this all day.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22930
22931 22932 22938
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GM, if I level-up Tracy as a Blackguard, can I have an Undead Companion instead of a living fiendish servant? Tracy isn't going to use a mount or cohort, but I want a spooky butler.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22931
>>22930
I'm willing to do any kind of mission or prereqs to get the necessities for a good one.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22932
22935 22941
>>22930
I haven't been able to use my paladin powers to kill any undead yet...
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22933
>fucking in tents!
top fucking jej
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22935
22941
>>22932
I haven't been able to use my cleric powers to kill any undead yet
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22936
22937 22938
>>22929
i hold torcs neck and make sure he dosent bite off his tounge.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22937
>>22936
Might it be a good idea to place leather or something in his mouth?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22938
22939 22942 22952
>>22930
Maybe
>>22936
Nah, he's still. He's in a coma. No, I don't know what he's doing, that didn't (necessarily) happen. That was kind of a visual caveat toward asking the GM about putting themselves in comas, or other easily and cruelly ironic (or even literal!) requests. ^_^
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22939
22941
>>22938
does he have any robe pockets?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22940
22950
>>22929
the soul?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22941
22946
>>22939
I'm still not sure he had an aneurysm or whatever, but yes he has robe pockets
>>22935
>>22932
Thez glares at GM. "I agree."
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22942
22943
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>>22938
>Maybe
That's all I need to dream.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22943
22944 22947
>>22942
Be content with a fiendish servant. Whe you make it to 5th level black guard after two more level ups

>Upon or after reaching 5th level, a blackguard can call a fiendish... horse or pony
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22944
>>22943
Hmmmm. That gives me a fiendish idea.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22945
22948
>Wonders why Thez is suddenly so giddy and elated
>Remembers why
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22946
22954 22955
>>22941
i take a shit in one of his pockets
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22947
3259168-bones.jpg
>>22943
Yeah, but Tracy is a fiendish pony.
I'd rather have a servant of hoo-manoid shape, like a Fallen Paladin's undead companion. That way he could shoot arrows, fit armor on her, help craft items, read books, or any other things that are difficult for a little mudpony to do by herself.
Also, I've always wanted a spooky skeleton butler. I'm willing to cross any distance to make the phylactery.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22948
22949
>>22945
Did I miss something?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22949
>>22948
Thez gave Trump some advice. No spoilers
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22950
22951 22956
>>22940
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus
The Koran has some useful information about the Anima.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22951
>>22950
oh i am familiar with jung
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22952
22960
>>22938
I'm not in it yet you retard
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22953
Does Tracy have time to craft anything?
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22954
22956 22959
>>22946
You sir,
Are a massive massive asshole
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22955
22957
>>22946
>Cleric pickpocketing
Stop stealing muh gig
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22956
22958
>>22954
>>22950
jej gm how bad does minotuar shit smell?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22957
>>22955
i didnt pickpocket i shitpocketed.
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22958
22959 22960
>>22956
I'm not ready for the coma yet. I wa asking GM if it could even happen
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22959
22961 22962
>>22954
Kek, you can tell he has a massive asshole too by the size of the shit

>>22958
A still conscious Torcuil finds his coat pockets to be far heavier than he recalls
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22960
22961
>>22952
>>22958
Don't tempt me then!

Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22961
22963
>>22960
I still need something starting tonight. Is that fine?
>>22959
Go choke on a bag of dicks
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22962
22964
>>22959
these.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22963
22964 22967
>>22961
>a bag of dicks

TRACY! Do you have dildos or sex toys?
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22964
22965 22966
>>22962
You can go choke on the condom your dad should have used
I'm sorry
>>22963
NO

Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22965
22969
>>22964
Uh,... yeah, I suppose so
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22966
22969
>>22964
that was a very shitty thing to say.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22967
22969 22970
Spoilered
>>22963
*poof*
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22968
22972
THEZ! You definitely have to have some worn down and over used sex toys
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22969
22971 22973
>>22966
I'm a shitty person
I really am sorry.
>>22965
Thx
>>22967
I have seen the demons of hell, and they looked like beutiful angels compared to... that.

Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22970
22974
TOURCIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>22967
Perfect
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22971
22974 22976
>>22969
It shall be your guardian angel during your away time
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22972
22975
>>22968
*considers curseing trump for such a statement*