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>>23393The jibberniggers are something I do want to genocide.
>>23397Those are way beefy for these orcs. These orcs are all skinny and shriveled, like sjws
>>23399Orcs should be SJWs in this universe.
>>23398So, is this an exploration, investigation, or hunting trip?
Tracy never did check out that city beyond the cliff..
GM, does Slovenia want to start work on the trebuchets immediately, or is she interested in going into town for food first? Also, does she need help?
>>23406"Food? Yes, food,... that's a good idea," she already has a miniature prototype built, and her mane is slightly disorderly.
>>23405>>23404The city Tracy is talking about is in the same general direction as the last point that Infernius got shot at.
>>23407The ring can wait.
Is there time to check around that area?
>>23408Time? Sure, it is dark though, that will complicate things.
>>23410Thez emerges with Torcuil, now mummified, and padded in some areas. "Is something happening?"
>>23409Take a walk through the forest to Search the area.
>>23410Sure.
Tracy strolls around through the moonlight instead of sleeping, like a 'normal' criminally insane serial-killer/rapist does. Then she sees Inferius, trying to find his way through the dark.
"What are you doing up at this hour?"
>>23407"I myself haven't eaten, and I missed ramen earlier when we had to help rescue the loggers. I see you've been pretty busy as well. I'm rather impressed with the model you made. You're going to have to tell me all about it. Would you like to have dinner with me, perhaps in town?" Smiles
>>23411"we go investigate greenskins."
>>23412"me try to find way back to green skin camp."
>>23411"I've been meaning to get a peak at that city past the cliff. I thought it'd be better to go under the cover of dark."
>>23415"Greenskins? What are those?"
>>23413"My goodness, I don't think I've eaten anything,... today. I've been so fixated on the trebuchet,... its an amazing marvel of design. Dinner would be nice!"
>>23414Thez thinks for a moment. "Will there be beatings?"
>>23417"thing that shoot at me the other night look like a people but it have greenskin."
>>23418"maybe,if they try anything but me reach out to them and try civilize savages."
>>23419"That sounds like beatings,... mind if I tag along?"
>>23418>Will there be beatings"If anything gets in my way."
>>23419"You're going to get yourself killed in the dark. I'm headed through the forest, so why don't you follow me?"
>>23421"Sure. Why not?"
>>23421"me would be offended if you didnt."
>>23422"okay that be best me think."
>>23424THez squees a little. "You guys go on without me, I'll catch up quick, but I wanna try something!"
>>23418"I'm very glad to see you appreciate the engineering as much as I do. There's something about the terror and the power of the sling and shot that feels geninuneky.,. Glorious, when its let go. I can see already you'll do an excellent job of harnessing that power in all its beauty in the full scale models.
Might you be interested in going to my own restaurant in town, the Trump Grill. We have a wide variety of food options. Yes I know we have the kitchen here, but after all you've been through, and all you've accomplished, you deserve something a little more.. Special. Please, let's go, and tell me all about your plans"
>>23424"Alright, red guy. Follow me and try not to trip. Let's get moving. I don't have all night."
*leads the way through the dark forest*
>>23425Tracy gives Thez a quizzical look, but moves forward anyway.
Alright, so they both go into the forest.
Let's start with a he basic Spot Search and Listen checks to scan the area for SJWs and jibberniggers.
>>23425Trumpaladin goes, retrieves, and offers a brush to Slovenia, if she wants to fix her mane
>>23427"Its nothing bad!" she calls after, as she rushes to her room.
>>23429"Oh, yes of course. I should probably, thank you. I trust your judgement, I'll only be just a moment," she says stepping away,
>>23430>20Hey, there's one now and he hasn't noticed you yet.
>>23432Tracy doesn't want delays yet. Is there any hope of moving by him while towing a large, clumsy technicolor bull?
>>23433Thez pops her head from behind a rock and whispers. "You could follow him."
>>23434"Hey, fyi. One of those green things you mentioned earlier is up ahead. He hasn't seen us yet, but it'll be inconvenient if he does. Try not to be so loud and let me do my thing. Just walk several spaces behind me,
quietly, and we'll follow him back to his nest or whatever."
Tracy can get finicky when it comes to her stalking...
>>23432>I'll only just be a momentI know where this is going
>>23438A few moments later, she appears to have washed up, gotten the bits of wood out of her mane, and straightened it. "I hope I wasn't too long."
>>23436The orc appears to be gathering wood, and is entirely focused on some contemplation.
>>23437Tracy, with utmost stealth, furtively stalks the orc back towards whereverthefuck it's going, checking the surrounding area every so often, and signalling to Infernius to come a few steps closer in increments whenever she's determined the coast is clear.
This'll take a while..
[1d20 = 2]>>23439~OOOOOOrrr.. we could ignore him and silently move away from him and past him...
Actually, Tracy moves a bit closer to Listen to what he's focused on.