/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

[3d20 = 42]
Tracy scores a gorgeous and flowing slicy-stabby on the 3 foremost zombies,... unfortunately while their wounds gape and their blood flows, they continue forward.

One of the zombies grabs Tracy successfully

>>1120
Welp final resort,
Can I, persay, summon?

[1d10 = 5]
>>1120
I say to him "Um... Hello again. can you tell me what else is in this building?"

Have I completed any weapons or armor?

Also are the zombies in this room. Because I don't like zomies.

>>1123
Are you abandoning your previous, or are you putting that action in cue?

>>1124
"There's motherfucking ZOMBIES man! I don't know where they came from! I'm just a druid, I don't know anything about holies!"
>looks at Trump
"Dude! You, you've got that namaste about you! You can do something right?"

>>1124
(For reference, you don't have a club, you have a LotR size sword)

[1d20 = 1]
>>1120
*Continue on murderous combo*
*Look for open space where I can catch a breather*
>sips blood

[1d20 = 15]
>>1125
>my spell is actually working
Well shit postpone summoning a wall
Roll to try and find something releven to help spell in library

>>1128
Fuck!

[1d10 = 1]
>>1126
Well shit

Picks up kick ass sword and shield (are those easily wielded by an earth pony?) dons the pieces of armor he has completed thus far, and joins the battle, attacking a zombie with the sword

[2d6 = 3]
>>1129
Here's the thing. You declared your action as Tracy was acting. Seeing an additional party addressing the issue gives you a morale boost, and with that 15 you rolled, I'll allow that a dispel magic spell will eliminate the roll result's number of zombes

[2d6 = 5]
>>1130
Don't trip, all the zombies around you fall to the ground

>>1131
>Rolled a one
Oh fuck

>>1127
>bastard sword
>LotR size
Wee bit off there m8
More like fucking 5 foot long DEATH

>>1131
When I asked "earth-pony" it was an archetypal question. You CAN be an earth pony, but then you'd have to be a unicorn (think the D&D MLP episode; red mac)

>>1135
Don't make me school you

[1d100 = 57]
>>1131
Well, you haven't had sufficient time to actually build anything, but the simple armor your wearing should suffice. Unfortunately you're separated from the zombies and rolled a 1 so you tripped (unless its a 1 then you died)

[1d20 = 9]
>>1136
>D&D MLP episode
>shit ive missed alot
Anyway
Roll to try and block the entence the zombies are using with a magic barrier
>>1137
Wait, when you say bastard sword do you mean claymore or general longsword?

[1d20 = 5]
>>1133
"That was too fucking close!"
Gasp in relief at narrowly avoided zombie gangrape and continue forward, putting single knife in maw and rush forward on all four hooves...*

>>1139
Spell succeeds, but is weak and won't hold
As for, a bastard sword can be wielded two-handed by anyone and one-handed by someone with an exotic proficiency. A bastard can be either a stubby thick sword or a long thin sword

>>1140
>Trump notices a curious expression on Urri's face
Also Tracy, roll 3d20 for attacks

[1d20 = 5]
>>1141
The things you'll forget in life
I go bakk to the dias room looking for anything on barriers or the undead

[1d10 = 5]
>>1142
I swing at a zombie, and ask Urri what is the matter

>>1134
Urri helps Trump to his feet
"Well, I don't know how many of them there are, but I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be"
The two of them (I assume) close on Tracy's location while Torq is posted on high.
Urri grips his broom nervously and yells:
"Don't kill meeeeeeee!!!"

[3d20 = 15]
>>1142
roll for combo breaker
"Almost through, dammit!... Fuck..!

[1d10 = 1]
>>1145
I continue to fight the zombies around Urri to protect Urri.

>>1145
Did I find anything?

>>1147
Reeeee! How do I keep rolling 1s?

Trump swings and lops off a hand, but otherwise doesn't harm the zombie.

[1d20 = 7]
>>1150
Swing again and try to kill the son of a bitch. I mean kill it more dead than it already is, which is pretty dead
>hands

>>1147
(don't worry about Urri,... heh rhyme, he's a coward who won't strike unless he can flee at a moment's)

>>1146
Tracy guishes, guishes again (the knife gets embedded) and guishes again. The zombie appears unaffected.

So there is a zombie without a hand, a zombie with a knife in its face, and a hoarde.

[3d20 = 27]
As you look out on a literal sea of zombies (roll is 4 morale)

[1d20 = 15]
>>1146
"This wouldn't be so bad if there weren't so fucking many of them!"
*Gripes in frustration at not having time to loot and/or butcher corpses, whist charging through and aiming for their necks and lower jaws*
Still waiting for the results of that roll.

>>1155
Okay but what do I find

[2d20 = 17]
Torcuil, not fully grasping the memories of his previous life gets the impression that he has dealt with far worse before.
Trump, bolstered by his self-reliance and a curious knowing that began when he met Him, raises a battle cry (unless you object)

[1d20 = 19]
>>1154
So I have no idea if I can cast spells, but if I can, I cast "Deportation" on all of the Zombies, which will return them to Honduras. If not, I continue to swing at them Juan by Juan

[1d20 = 19]
>>1156
>>1153
Woops.
*Unsheaves next knife from knife-cozy*

[4d20 = 32]
Trump severs the other hand, and then the head of his zombie. (and this was before the latest!).
As Torcuil's barrier vanishes under the beating of near a dozen zombies Trump and Tracy wade in.

[1d20 = 11]
>>1161
I guess I proceed towards Torcuil?

Can I build a wall to keep out the zombies?

[4d20 = 24]
Trump gloriously stands before the zombie hoard and speaks the word that has plagued him since that glowing man first spoke into his head.
"Football"
he says, but it is more than just speech. It is a vibration, a wave the *booofs* out from him. The zombie hoarde remains, but the area in front is cleared for a good range.

[2d20 = 10]
>>1161
I give up my persuet and try anouther barrier before searching again
First roll barrier
Second seach results

[4d20 = 48]
>>1162
>Recognition
Not following, but you're getting morale boosted, there's 'party synergy'

[4d20 = 38]
>>1165
You brainfart

[1d20 = 1]
>>1164
With the power of football and meme magic, I used the cleared area to begin beautiful, big - dare I say it, Yuge - Wall, using parts of dead zombies to help "pay" for it

(sorry if there's weird rolls going on, sometimes its for story and sometimes its cuz I forget to delete it after)

>>1168
Fuck you dice!