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>>181918>>181915Kira looks over into towards the cockpit, before reluctantly letting go of her and slithering away to see what Posey is pointing towards.
>>181916She kraks en mein squid til I ink
>>181915>>181911>>181918Oh no, Dust is gonna get raped again
Dust begins to slowly get back on his hoofs. He looks at Kira and nods graciously. This snej has come in handy.
>>181919In the cockpit, beyond the helm and below the windshield, Kira sees it.
Standing there in all of its glory, Kira sees a figurine 5 inches tall and made of probably some sort of plastic or wood of a female hippogriff, light green in color, wearing a skirt of dried brown leaves, and holding a mandolin or some other kind of stringed instrument in its right claw. She wears a ringed crown of flowers on her head, and a necklace of seashells. She smiles right at Kira.
>>181920Hmmm, should Posey search for treasure and move the story forward, or should she rape Dust again? Hmmm...
>>181922Kek
>>181923Dust watches as Kira slithers off, before slowly turning towards the unicorn who is now unattended. His eyes drop to pinpoints as he looks at her. He definitely doesn't have a spell for this.
>>181922Cool treasure.
Does it have a continual flame cast in it? That adds to the treasure value.
>>181923We both know the answer to that
>>181926It does not.
But... >me rn
Like, I can pet the qt kitter with a face (its like a momma tongue) but I suspect its gonna get interesting soon. And if not let me put away the thing so Brie can be helpful elsewhwre (if time, prolly not)
>>181928Why do I only get comical nat 1s or 20s every time I try to harass Dust?
>>181930I got 2 nat 1s trying to startle the customs clerk
>>181922>>181923>>181924>>181925Kira: "Oooooooooo!" Kira takes this pretty figurine. She admires how the beautiful hippogriff looks, with her cute skirt and adorable flower crown and shell necklace, before she goes around to the nearby creatures and shows it off excitedly to them. "Look at this! Isn't she super pretty?"
>>181930>>181931Because you didn't acknowledge Kira's cool new shell when she got it
>>181932As Kira moves to pick it up, she discovers something.
The hippogriff moves back and forth on her hooves, and even strokes the strings on her instrument.
she dances >>181934>>181928The zeeb is not intimidated, but he is still scared of the small mare
>>181933Reee, thats unrelated and u know it. Kira wasnt around, Brie was already fixated on the safe. And even if for some reason not, sorry not sorry, Kira hasnt impressed Brie (except cuteness) so far, including the super almost best grappling. Cuz has head in a safe. Xp
>>181933Kira: "Ooooooooooooooooooooo!" Kira stares in awe, eyes transfixed on the hypnotizing dance. She's never seen anything this amazing before! Well, she might have, but this is still pretty amazing to her.
>>181933>Because you didn't acknowledge Kira's cool new shell when she got itPosey was preoccupied at the time.
>>181935>>181934Posey decides to go help the party with the looting, for now.
>>181938Look at it! Just tap it a little and it sways back and forth, smiling and dancing. Even playing her little instrument.
>>181934>>181935Heh heh. Maybe he should teach her a lesson. You know, by raping her
>>181936>>181939shakes headThose who disrespect the noodle suffer Fortuna's wrath
>>181908>"Um, it's okay. It's just... a weird word."She nods invitingly.
>It clears the mind, and can calm you down."Really," Vir says and looks down at the dark-brown, almost resin colored liquid in her cup. Then she proceed to take a careful mouthful of it.
It sends down a shiver down her spine, like somepony drew a cartoonish bolt of lightning over her frame. A content sighs escapes her lips as the cup leaves them. Her eyes are closed as her body is occupied with relishing the tea that spread out from her core and gives gentle caresses over her body.
>>181938Srs question. Does kira have fangs?
>>181933>she dancesYep, that's treasure. Looks like a treasure statue with permanent animate objects cast on it. If so, it could be worth 15,660 gp, before considering the craftsmanship .
Unless I'm reading too much into it...
Arcana
[1d20+11 = (12+11) = 23] >>181943Yes, though they're non-venomous and fairly well hidden until she opens her mouth fully. They're there to help hold things in place as she swallows them whole.
>>181941>>181943>>181944>>181935Kira shows off this cool function of the dancing hippogriff figurine to all of the nearby creatures in an even more excited fashion than she otherwise would.
>>181944Actually, it's probably closer to ~17k, if it is what I think it is.
Enough to bring us all to our full WBL if we split the earnings evenly.
>>181945Brie may be able to teach her a technique, depending on HM
>>181941>Heh heh. Maybe he should teach her a lesson. You know, by raping herI'm gonna start scrunching at you.
>>181939Dust sighs from relief and decides to help with the looting as well.
>>181945Dust smiles at the silly snej
>>181944Posey can place the culture depicted as North Zebrican, presumably North Zebrican (Arisian), although perhaps it is not a faithful depiction of reality, but rather something fanciful. The substance it is made out of is untarnished. The origin cannot be discerned.
>>181945Look! It moves her little claw to play the little strings when she dances! I know I've said that before, but it's so neat!
>>181943Kira's fangs a retractable into the upper jaw. Normally she looks like she has bat pony fangs, but when extended they are much longer.
>>181808Spooky.
I'm guessing this means the party has lost all the tattoo buffs?
>>181815Those are some good rolls.
>>181852>>181858Cavaliere enters the room just before Kira grapples Rosey.
"Thank you, Kira, for helping to handle this. She put Dust in a poor position as he would have had to hit her to free himself.">>181868"I could not have put it better myself.">>181898Perfect image
>>181932"It looks to be a souvenir from the tropics. If I had to guess, it is probably from Aris." >>181950She could definitely benefit from Brie's texhnique. To be explored
>>181950But can Posey discern the spell effect that infuses it with Anima?
Spellcraft
[1d20+16 = (6+16) = 22]>fangs a retractablePosey's fangs are retractable too.
>>181952>this means the party has lost all the tattoo buffs?No. Spells continue for their full duration.
>>181950Kira herself sways back and forth to the same rhythm that the little hippogriff figurine dances to.
>>181952Kira: "I really like her! She's super pretty, and just look how she dances!"
>>181953>>181956Hmmm, Kira may be interested in learning this.
>>181880Just like old times
>>181882"If yo don't mind, sir. i need to get a hot shower and a cold drink."
Dark Star salutes
Also
TOTAL ZIGGER DEATH >>181958In a technical/rules sense, its just improved grapple with uncanny dodge (uncanny dodge retains dex bonus when otherwise losing it, except for immobilization) and sneak attack while grappled, but I like when PCs can teach PCs
>>181958Cavaliere smiles at the giant snake swaying as if she was being charmed.
"You made a good find. There will be time to dance soon, but we need to get moving to that lighthouse." >>181942gaspThis substance... gentle yet...
so powerful. She can feel it caressing her soul, and more importantly, holding the thirst for liquor at bay
Maybe a good idea to ask for more.
>>181961Kek
He smiles, then nods sharply
"Very well"
>>181958doot de doot. De doot de doot>>181954Posey can't quite tell at a distance. Maybe by examining it more closely, but honestly, there are no clues to any specific school of magic at a distance.
>>181963Hes a good boi. He showed up 2 werks ago, frail and basically starving. Hes better now, well nourished, past his parasite wip, and playful and happi as shit. Baast knows wherein to deposit her wayward kitters.
>>181966>there are no clues to any specific school of magic at a distanceU really want to avoid using my detect magic SLA on what might just be s knick-knack....
Eh, let's just put it in the bag and i'll examine it with everything else later.
>>181965Kira: "Okay!"
Silver: "Just what I was thinking."
>>181968Kira would like to hold onto it, just to keep it safe. If it turns out that it is indeed just a knick-knack that isn't worth 17,000 Bits, she might just want to keep it herself.
>>181971Doesn't really matter who's holding it. Go ahead.
>>181967You're a good caretaker.
>>181968Why spoil the dream with a boring reality?
>>181976Stahp. I have an insufferable reputation to uphold.
And speaking of insufferable, Im kinda dying to hear thr outcome with the safe,....
>>181966>Maybe a good idea to ask for more.She doesn't want to impose. It would be impolite. ^^
Vir places the cup back down. She looks over the two ponies in the room. How do they look?
>>181981If its a dream, Addy can floof in and make one liners, right?
>>181966"Thank you, sir. Good Day."
He leaves the room and heads upstairs to bathe
>>181967>>181972A Cute!