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Red Hand Of Doom - Part II: The Electric Boogaloo
Anonymous
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No.139426
Welcome, lurkers, to our fabulous thread.
In this thread, we continue our journey in which our party (yet unnamed), embarks on an epic quest to thwart the assault of the Red Hand army on Elsir Vale, racing to prepare for the assault before the might horde ends the world as they know it.

The game is a long-term d&d campaign that run on the 3.5e system. It is mostly played on this board, with partial support on discord.
General details of the campaign can be found here: >>132102 →

Now, the party left off at the end of the evacuation of Drellin's Ferry, the townsfolk fleeing ahead of the advance of the horde. The Red Hand forces are mighty, and the party has been able to accomplish little to hinder the army, although the vengeful fury of a certain giant and his granddaughters may have bought the villagers some time, as distant sounds of thunder echo from the hills.

In part one, the party learned some vital information, from the the Wyrmlord Koth's notes, map, and conversations with many characters along the way
>The Red Hand horde means business. If it is going to be stopped, that will have to be at Brindol, the only place in Elsir Vale with a standing army large enough and the fortifications necessary to have a chance against such a large force.
>Monsters are blocking the roads to the north, blocking any chance of reinforcements for Brindol
>One of the leaders of the Red Hand is in the ruined city of Rhest.
>The horde is going to steamroll the towns east of Drellin’s Ferry and keep going.
>A powerful wizard named Cromar is retired in the Blackfens
A partial archive of Part I can be found here: >>133942 →

And with that, let the games begin.
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Anonymous
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No.141914
>>141912
Those crafty phase spooders
Anonymous
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No.141915
>>141912
It wants to suck him off
Anonymous
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No.141916
My character is a goliath amazonian covered in an unruly mass of heavy and crude crystal plating, who is wielding what appears to be a giant hammer made of jagged and poorly shaped crystal.
Anonymous
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No.141917
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A hulking amazonian goliath stumbles out of the woods while extremely drunk and looks around. "Why the fuck is the road blocked?"
Anonymous
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No.141918
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>>141917
"Goblins." a shit-faced drunken woodsman says, drunkenly
"Blockin' the roads. Ready fo' war..." he mumbles
Anonymous
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No.141919
>>141918
The amazon ponders a solution for a moment. "I'm gonna fucking smash it to smithereens."
Anonymous
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No.141920
RedHandOfDoom_RoadBlockade_Player.jpg
Aral was able to make out the basic structure of the blockade as something like this:
Anonymous
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No.141921
RedHandOfDoom_Blackfens_Player.jpg
Player Map of the Blackfens
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141922
>>139447
Updated list.
3rd level spells:
Sleet storm
Call lightning
2nd level:
Bull's strength
Chill metal
Flaming sphere
1st level:
Calm animals
Faerie fire
Entangle
Produce flame
Cure light wounds
Level 0:
Guidance
Detect magic
Flare
Purify food and drink
Mending
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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"My horse is amazing."
Anonymous
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>>141923
[happy horse noises]
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141925
>>141924
"I like mares."
Anonymous
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No.141926
DAY 16; Morning

We'll begin the encounter as soon as I figure out who is approaching from what angle, and in what order.
Anonymous
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No.141927
Geee, planning takes forever.
Combat starting now though.
Anonymous
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No.141928
Okay, combat is over.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141929
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to the amazonian goliath: "Thanks for helping us out and all, but who the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
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No.141930
In the chest you guys find.
>White tiger pelt
>Orange tiger pelt
>500 gp
>a pair of silk slippers
>strange ointment
A naked elf and a naked dwarf both fall out of the sack the other ogre was carrying. Both women. They're both unconscious. The elf is gagged with an apple; the dwarf with an onion.
Apparently the ogres were saving these two to eat later.
Anonymous
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No.141931
The goliath has already called dibs on the slippers and the ointment as well as the elf. She'll claim the dwarf as well if nobody wants it.
Anonymous
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No.141932
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Vomeo(the female goliath) rubs some of the strange ointment onto her pointer finger and jams it into the elf's cunt before slapping the smaller woman across the face. The goliath then waits to see what the ointment does.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141933
>>141932
"Who the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
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No.141934
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>>141929
"My name is Vomeo Woundchaser Kolakalathi. I was trying to find my way back to town after getting into a drinking contest with some other goliaths in the woods."
Anonymous
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No.141935
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>>141932
Anon, are you sure you want to do that?
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141936
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>>141934
"Fair enough. Thanks for the help there, the pervert and his horse probably wouldn't have made it otherwise."
Anonymous
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No.141937
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>>141935
You're right. Vomeo will put her ointment covered finger into the dwarf's cunt before slapping her awake instead of doing it to the elf. That way I still have the elf if something happens to the dwarf.
Anonymous
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No.141938
>>141937
My character has gauntlets on so it won't get onto her hands
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141939
>>141937
And I stand by on medical duty in case shit goes south
Anonymous
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No.141940
>>141936
"Don't mention it. Looks like it paid off anyways."
Anonymous
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No.141941
141942
>>141937
... Okay.
The both remain unconscious. Vomeo has used two out of five of the applications in the bottle.

And her alignment changes from CG to CN.
Anonymous
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No.141942
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>>141941
Works for me. I'll try to shake the dwarf awake.
Anonymous
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No.141943
141944
Anybody else want to identify these items before they're used up?
>>141942
The dwarf remains unconscious.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141944
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>>141943
split the dosh? 4 people is 125 each
Anonymous
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No.141945
>>141944
That's doable.
Meta: Vomeo just used up quite a bit of money worth of ointment.
It's clearly magical.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141946
141948
>>141934
"Hello."
Anonymous
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No.141947
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Oh, now that I look at it, the women should slowly awaken after the ointment is applied.

They both get up.
Anonymous
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No.141948
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>>141946
"So who are you?"
>>141947
Are they both still tied up?
Anonymous
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No.141949
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>>141948
Yes.
Anonymous
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No.141950
>>141949
Nice
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141951
>>141948
"I am Chad of the mountain mist, my greatest ally is this horse, my plum pudding."
Anonymous
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No.141952
Vomeo uses three of her healing belts to heal Aral, Chad, and Misty for 6d8 HP each.

Aral gets back 29 HP, Misty gets back 17, and Chad gets back 19.
Anonymous
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No.141953
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Vomeo leans down and tilts the elf and dwarves chins up so they're meeting her eyes. "How did you end up captured by goblins?"
Anonymous
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No.141954
>>141953
*dwarf's
Anonymous
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No.141955
141956 141957
>>141953
Pardon I was eating.
The elf and dwarf, after some time recovering, explain that they'd been captured by hobgoblins in one of the various raids that have been scouring the countryside lately.
Anonymous
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No.141956
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>>141955
“Well it sucks to be you.” Vomeo says while using 10ft of her rope to make collars and hand ties for the two women.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141957
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>>141956
"Now hold on, I have an idea."
>>141955
I ask the two of them "What kind of skills do you have?"
Anonymous
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No.141958
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>>141957
"I bake cookies." says the elf
"I butchered hogs in Nimon Gap." says the dwarf
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141959
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>>141958
so that's a fat no... Alright, whichever one Vomeo likes less is being set free and told to get the fuck out of dodge.
Anonymous
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No.141960
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>>141959
I’ll keep the elf and let the dwarf go.
Anonymous
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No.141961
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>>141960
Since I’m letting the dwarf go, I’ll use the 10ft of rope to make one collar, one leash, and a hand tie to keep the elf’s hands bound. Doing this instead of making two collars and two hand ties.
Anonymous
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No.141962
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>>141961
Dude, are you really going to drag an elf through knee-deep, monster-infested mud?
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.141963
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>>141961
Wait, I thought you said in the server that you'd let the elf go and keep the dwarf instead?