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Red Hand Of Doom - Part II: The Electric Boogaloo
Anonymous
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No.139426
Welcome, lurkers, to our fabulous thread.
In this thread, we continue our journey in which our party (yet unnamed), embarks on an epic quest to thwart the assault of the Red Hand army on Elsir Vale, racing to prepare for the assault before the might horde ends the world as they know it.

The game is a long-term d&d campaign that run on the 3.5e system. It is mostly played on this board, with partial support on discord.
General details of the campaign can be found here: >>132102 →

Now, the party left off at the end of the evacuation of Drellin's Ferry, the townsfolk fleeing ahead of the advance of the horde. The Red Hand forces are mighty, and the party has been able to accomplish little to hinder the army, although the vengeful fury of a certain giant and his granddaughters may have bought the villagers some time, as distant sounds of thunder echo from the hills.

In part one, the party learned some vital information, from the the Wyrmlord Koth's notes, map, and conversations with many characters along the way
>The Red Hand horde means business. If it is going to be stopped, that will have to be at Brindol, the only place in Elsir Vale with a standing army large enough and the fortifications necessary to have a chance against such a large force.
>Monsters are blocking the roads to the north, blocking any chance of reinforcements for Brindol
>One of the leaders of the Red Hand is in the ruined city of Rhest.
>The horde is going to steamroll the towns east of Drellin’s Ferry and keep going.
>A powerful wizard named Cromar is retired in the Blackfens
A partial archive of Part I can be found here: >>133942 →

And with that, let the games begin.
482 replies and 60 files omitted.
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140890
>>140888
Trips checked, and I'll throw in some extra info if either of you make these checks.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
cb96aa9
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No.140891
140893
>>140889
[1d20+8 = 14] Sense Motive
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140892
>>140889
[1d20+3 = 8]
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140893
140894 140896
>>140891
You notice the hobgoblin's right eye visibly widen and twitch at the phrase:
>Are you trying to summon Tiamat
before returning to the same angry glare.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140894
140895 140903
>>140893
The plot chickens

>>140889
"Thanks for nothing, there. Next question, what kind of numbers are we up against? I don't care if you give me some rough estimate with one real number and a bunch of zeros or an exat headcount of all of you, but some noghing answer like 'a lot' or 'enough to drown you fuckers in' will just result in me asking until I get that real answer.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140895
>>140894
*exact and *nothing
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
cb96aa9
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No.140896
140897 140903
>>140893
Int check in place of untrained Knowledge (Religion) (or planes, or whatever applies)
How the fuck does summoning a god even work? Would it be an avatar or something? Can Aral even guess at it?
[1d20+5 = 19]
Also to determine whether he even understands how bad this even is, if nothing else.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140897
140898
>>140896
how do I assist with this roll?
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
cb96aa9
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No.140898
140899
>>140897
I don't know if you put points into knowledge religion (but I mean, you are a cleric, so you have it as a class skill)
But if nothing else, the aid another is like:
Roll the same skill, if it's higher than 10, then you get to add a +2 to the other player's roll. You might be better off to just roll your own tho.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140899
140900 140903
>>140898
fair enough, I'll just assume you told me what you're thinking about and make my own roll
[1d20+9 = 18]
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140900
140901
>>140899
well then
I guess we know about as much as each other
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
cb96aa9
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No.140901
140902
>>140900
If you have it trained, you still probably know more. Untrained checks allow for common and basic knowledge only iirc.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140902
>>140901
does trained knowledge affect something separately from having it as a skill?
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140903
140904
>>140894
The goblin, possessing high Wisdom but rather low Int, is glad to continue berating your with unintelligoble slurs and let info about the Red Hand slip as he continues to threaten you with Doom
He gobbles in laughter
"Gobgobgobgobgobgob! You have no hope! There are too many of us! Thousands of us march from the human river town as we speak! The giant-ones have joined us, and dragons soar overhead. Saarvith readies to end the swamp elves, and soon even the Lion King will follow us! Gobgobgobgobgob!" the goblin divulges, stupidly
>>140896
>>140899
Summoning a monster is one thing, summoning a god is another. Sustaining a god on the prime material plane permanently is unheard of, but would be apocalyptic if it occurred.
In any case, it would involve the powers of a mighty spellcaster, and a sacrifice of great value. It would be a truly apocalyptic event, were it to unfold.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140904
140905
>>140903
Can I roll something to see if I can figure out who the Lion King and Saarvith are?
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140905
140906
>>140904
Saarvith is unfamiliar.
Aral immediately recognizes the "swamp elves" as the Tiri Kitor Wild Elves in the Blackfens.

Roll knowledge (religion) to see what you might know of this supposed "lion king".
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140906
140907
>>140905
[1d20+9 = 22]
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140907
140908
5f0.gif
The hobgoblin cultist suddenly looks nervous, as if he's said too much.
"B-but, he isn't doing anything important there. Who is Saarvith anyway?"
>>140906
Elsir Vale is home to a powerful lich, commonly known as The Ghostlord, who resides in an ancient temple devoted to lions. The Ghostlord is only spoken of in legend, but his power is said to be unmatched.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140908
140909
>>140907
"Nice try, faggot. Anything else you'd like to share with us, since I'm sure you now realize that you can't dig yourself any deeper, or would you rather take it up with your countrymen the next time we see them?"
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140909
140910
>>140908
"N-never! You won't get anything from me! The Lady awaits me!" The cultist declares
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140910
140911
>>140909
"She may await you, but first you gotta check back in with her gatekeepers. So, would you rather be executed for treason because you were a dumbass, or because you actually committed treason?"
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140911
140912
>>140910
The goblin scowls, and lands a perfect 20 to spit right through the visor on your helmet, cursing unintelligibly in at least three languages.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140912
140913 140914
>>140911
I remove my helmet, wipe the pit from my eye, wipe it back on one of the restrained bits of the hobgoblin, and whistle for my horse
"Daisy, c'mere."
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140913
>>140912
*spit
I am just full of typos today
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140914
>>140912
Once my horse is there, I get back on her and have her stamp the gobbo's legs into paste
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
315ab8b
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No.140915
140919
Huzzah!
[1d20+11 = 15]
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140916
140917 140918
Anybody want a piece of the hobgoblin before I say the interrogation's over?
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
315ab8b
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No.140917
140919 140921
>>140916
I'm gonna piss on him.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
cb96aa9
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No.140918
140921
>>140916
All yours.
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140919
140920 140922
>>140915
Sorry, not high enough to get plot relevant info. The DM says with a sigh of relief.
However, you do know that "The Lion King" is another name given to a horrible monster that haunts the Thornwastes. It is a region that no other druids in the vale dare approach.
>>140917
Roll a Dexterity (pissing) check, add your base attack bonus.
Horse form gives a +4 racial bonus.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
cb96aa9
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No.140920
140921 140924
>>140919
>Sorry, not high enough to get plot relevant info.
Hold my Knowledge (Nature).
[1d20+12 = 29]
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140921
140925
>>140917
>>140918
Fair enough.
I tell the gobbo "Then I guess you're dying a dumbass." and put him back wherever he was while we were transporting him while we were between towns. As for what to do next, why don't we take all this info over to Pelor's bros and see if they can help us out with any of it, assuming >>140920 somehow turns up nothing
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
315ab8b
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No.140922
140923 140924
>>140919
[1d20+3 = 21]
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
315ab8b
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No.140923
>>140922
Me and Misty piss on him.
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140924
1383170440820.jpg
>>140920
[Sighs]
I really shouldn't be telling you this before part 2 even begins, but I already spoiled in in that ghost-nonsense encounter, so...

The Druids of the Tiri Kitor are old enough to have told you about something called a "Blighter" a wicked ex-druid who has turned against the natural order. The Ghostlord, or "Lion King", is one such Druid, a mage of unmatched power who haunts the Thornwastes.
>>140922 (dubs)
The Cleric is completely covers in piss.
He REEEEEEEEEs a mighty REEEEEEEEEEEEEE as Jorr's dogs join the party.
Kavern Master
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No.140925
>>140921
Jorr helps you tie up the piss-soaked cultist, who writhes in fury as he is gagged.
The hobgoblin's attitude has once again become hostile.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140926
140927
So, now what?
Kavern Master
03b4536
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No.140927
140928 140929
What we learned today:
>The Red Hand are fanatical followers of the devil Tiamat
>The horde has already begun marching from Drellin's Ferry
>The unknown lord of the horde has ambitions that surpass the conquest of Brindol
>Red Hand veterans and cultists fear not death, for they mean that deserting means sacrifice on the altar of Tiamat
>Int is a dump stat for Clerics
>Elves in trouble
>McGuffin in the Blackfens(?!)
>The "Lion King", a monster of unmatched power, may join the fray
>>140926
Now I read this book and do some work for class registration.
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
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No.140928
>>140927
A solid decision. Happy reading and GL on that registration work!
Artorias the Grouchy Cleric
c712a26
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No.140929
>>140927
>int is a dump stat for clerics
can confirm...
Anonymous
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No.141247
Okay, I'm going to try to actually be prepared for the session this week.
Anonymous
03b4536
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No.141435
141436
Spoilered
Okay, as I mentioned earlier in the server, I've taken the liberty to do a bit of retconning to the session two weeks ago. It was my mistake to replace a lvl 4 low-op Fighter with a lvl 4 high-op Warblade with a x4 crit modifier.
>muf favored weapon of Tiamat
Because of that I derailed the game and created the "revive Henry" sidequest that forces the party to go to Brindol.

So, with that being said.
>A magical golden elephant (see: Hollyphant) flies by and revives Henry immediately after he dies
>Henry remains lvl 6 because reasons
>Dumbo is immediately torn apart by randomly-spawning demons
>the demons are promptly smited by a randomly-teleporting Paladin on a Door Crusade casting Door To Great Evil:
>http://dnd.arkalseif.info/spells/ghostwalk--94/door-to-great-evil--1384/index.html#:~:text=Door%20to%20great%20evil%20guarantees,with%20a%20way%20to%20return
>Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film promptly teleports away on his prismatic dyke horse, to do important paladin stuff elsewhere
>An Ethereal Filcher pops in from the Astral Plane and steals the +1 Dragonfang Heavy pick and the priceless blue diamond from Jorr's Bag
>"REEEEEEEE! Dagnabbit! Bloody, plowin' Filchers!"
>A random Hobgoblin Bladebearer charges out of the woods and attacks the party
>She is immediately shot to death by Jorr, who got a sneak attack, and finished off by his dogs
>She Drops two identical +1 Dragoncraft clawed gauntlets (spiked gauntlets, but slashing), and two more potions of Enlarge Person (the party has 3 now).
>An Invisible, flying Wizard helpfully tells Aral that the Ice arrows he found were actually made of Stygian Ice
>John J. Abrams, said Wizard, accidentally steps on a planar manifest zone, and enjoys an all expense paid vacation to the 5th layer of Baator, only to return when his player is able to commit to playing consistently

I know it's gay, but this will make it more enjoyable for everyone.

And so, the party leaves off on day 12, having just finished interrogating the Piss Goblin. It is no longer necessary to go to Brindol to revive Henry, but you may if you wish to.
You could also see what Norro Wiston said about Cromar being in danger in the Blackfens.
Or check out the blockades on the Rhest Trail that the lion lady mentioned, in that area.
Or see what this "Saarvith" guy is planning in the Blackfens to unleash on the elves there.

I turned time back to day 12 because stuff happens in-game regardless of whether or not the PCs move to the next milestone. Also because I don't think anybody absorbed that you could get to both the blackfens and the Rhest Trail via the Elsir River.

After you get to the next milestone (It's in the Blackfens), I will raise the entire party to lvl 7, and switch the game back to XP based leveling.

Also, everyone in the party receives 8 action Points for the remainder this level, since I'm too retarded to know when to fudge a diceroll in the party's favor:
https://www.d20srd.org/srd/variant/adventuring/actionPoints.htm
Depending on how you use these, I may make it a permanent part of the game.
Artorias
c712a26
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No.141436
141437 141439
>>141435
No matter what we do, I nominate that our official secondary objective goes from whatever it was before to "find a silver dragon and convince it to help us"
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141437
>>141436
Seconding this.
it's more like "bribe a slutty dragoness to be our cum dumpster."
Artorias
c712a26
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No.141438
141440
As for what I vote we do right now, we take a quick look at brindol to make sure things aren't on fire yet and then go get that free milestone and level saarvith guy so we can stop him
Anonymous
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No.141439
141442
>>141436
Noted. I'll see if that fits on my map.
Silver Dragon Wyrmlings are ECL 11 though...
Anonymous
03b4536
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No.141440
141441
>>141438
You are near Talar, and you haven't heard any news from Brindol except that refugees are still evacuating in that direction, so you can rest assured that shit has not hit the fan (yet).

>tfw my trove PDFs aren't working anymore ;_;
Artorias
c712a26
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No.141441
141442 141443
>>141440
So then I guess we go in whatever direction the blackfens are in, if nobody objects
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
315ab8b
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No.141442
>>141439
I'm down for waiting till we're qualified to fuck young dragonesses.
>>141441
Yep.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
3f4a98c
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No.141443
141444
>>141441
Alright. The only meta reason to go to the city would've been shops and stuff, but going towards the story is kind of important too. Blackfens it is.