This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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Torcuil studies in his new cave after successfully grasping Mystic Theurgy, Tracy has a brand new sekret lair within which she has developed the ability to control her golded spike chains with her mind, Trump has a whole bunch of shiny buildings with his name on it, and Infernius has gotten really good at weapon and armor smithing.
Tracy should note that her quiver has slots for 6 melee sized weapons (the official description says "bows", but bows are large items and I see no reason one couldn't keep non-bows in there). Those chains take up 1 slot.
Along the way, Infernius decided to put on the sleeves Thez left for him. They're billowy like drapes (which is odd because they were skin-tight before). As he places his arm into the mouth (golden demon shaped) of one, a voice whispers into his mind.
"At last, a fresh meal!"
The sleeve inflates, and then vaccum seals to his arm. As it does so, he quickly realizes that the inside of the sleeve is lined with rows and rows of dagger-like teeth that sink into his arm. The pain is incredible.
>>12267Not at this time, that will require more experience
>>12269Uh... Do I need to get the scissors?
As Infernius experiences this, the other sleeve envelops his other arm in a similar manner. They begin thrashing around, utterly destroying his arms under their fury.
As this occurs, Infernius feels his hand brush against something hard and geometric, that darts away from his grasp as he makes contact.
>>122726', and you can connect them if you like (there's how many? IIRC you stole away 5 corpses, so there's 10 I thnk)
>>12269ARG!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*laughs to stop from yelling*
Meanwhile, Tracy is busy gathering information. Remember that info-spiel from Sechs, which defined how Tracy realized Pip was worth further investigation? That happens now.
>>12263Thanks
>>12265So now what are we doing?
>>12275I'm also looking for
targets opportunities to expand the word of Football
>>12272Also, Tracy picks up a wooden stick and some ambiguous cutlery for her bag.
>>12273Oh,
those spiked chains.
I also thought I said earlier that Tracy dropped-off the golem parts in Lenos's workshop, shortly after the fight with Soros.
>>12274That's the spirit. In response to the laughter, the sleeves slow for a moment, confused at their victim's response. It is at this point that Infernius grabs hold of the geometric devices, one in each sleeve.
"So! You're not some pathetic weakling, simply looking to steal my power! Very well then. You may have me, and in exchange I shall have your blood as sustenance. Be wary of ever weakening, for then I shall devour your body AND your soul!"
Long story short, the sleeves are called the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str
>>12279So you did. Uhm,... what did you want done with them again? I know that was how Lenos was gonna teach Infernius, but I forget what you wanted done
>>12282>>12279Okay really, what is the financial situation?
>>12280i-Is this a goku uniform?
>>12281Well, in exchange for constantly eating the player (that's why the regen stone) and they require a 25 or greater strength just to use them (hence the girdle). But yeah.
>>12283Okay. In exchange for the sale of the artisan's wares, the jeweler is to split the profits with the town. That amounts to about 1000g/wk, more than enough to sustain building projects (most of which are done anyway).
>>12282pic semi-related
It should at least have components of the Balor's Whip and the Chain Demons' powers. I mentioned a melee saw function too, if possible (I'm a greedy bastard).
Stands now alone, feeling sad
>>12287I'll tell you what. Since you have the quiver and length is therefore technically not an issue, how long do you want the chain to be (max 60')?
>>12288I'm confused, but don't worry. After I finish this bit with Infernius and Tracy, there's gonna be a thing that you'll like.
>>12291Yeah, its hella hax if you can survive
>>12288>>12291>*is teleported*"High, ~Flashy!"
>>12289Is there any reason I'd want it shorter?
As long as possible, of course.
>>12295I'll have you roasted if you post anything like that again.
>>12294Not a Goku uniform, but stupid-strong arms. You notice that while your hand is gripping the geometric devices (they're dodecahedrons - 20 sided dice for reference), your visible (now shiny black) arms are relaxed at your sides, responding as normal arms would. Don't let go of the dice.
Uhhh, GM hasn't seen Kill La Kill. Has been saving it, since I hear its comparable to Gurren Lagann, which is
absolute favorite anime.
So as Tracy is concluding her conversation with Sechs, muttering to herself for having apparently been had in spite of all attempts to see through any deception, a more random citizen runs up to Sechs.
"The Ridiculous Cunt has returned!"
Sechs adopts an excited and enthusiastic expression, and the two of them run off toward the port.
>>12296Alright. You can't change its length, but its now a 60' spiked chain that you can restrict the length of simply by pulling more out or putting more in (free action). Oh, and its a +5 weapon with Lawful attributes (for combating damage reduction)
>>12301GM shouldn't have given him his balls back so early.
>>12295To answer your question though, probably. They are intelligent, they are constantly eating you (drinking your blood since you have them by the 'balls'), but bestow incredible strength.
I hope you appreciate how coy Thez was playing btw.
>>12301Thez doesn't believe in monogamy. She does believe in killing rivals tho.
>>12304Not respecting GM's Tulpa
>>12305They regenerated, but the sleeves now take up all of his regeneration, so he's effectively 'normal' as far as recuperation.
>>12307why you instagateing bro? i respect thez.
>>12307No need to white-knight, they had a moment and in spite of a misunderstanding, they're good.
Incidentally Tracy, what did you do with the horns? Thez wants one of them.
>>12313Cease your Black Knighting
>>12316>>12315Stand aside worthy advisary!
>>12317peach rings truly a yuge boost to any day.
So as Sechs and civvy run off, Tracy notices that an enormous ship that wasn't there before is now parked at the dock. Civvies crowd the area with shouts and cheers, as some well-dressed pirates make their way from the ship.
The pirates, who are quite popular with the locals, begin the unloading of crates and chests, while interacting with whomever approaches. Hugs are exchanged, laughter and stories (and the promise of more) fill the air. Quietly amidst this procession, a extremely posh Dwarf places his foot on the ship's rail. A chorus of cheers rise from the civilians, followed by a growing chant of "Korak! Korak! KORAK! KORAK!!!" ending in an even greater cheer.
The dwarf raises his hand wordlessly, and the crowd subsides. He looks out at the city, with signs of the recent seige still apparent.
His eyes fix on Sechs, who he immediately demands. "Explain this shit."
Sechs then goes into quick rundown on all that has happened to Port Barry. From the Rats infestation, to the party's arrival, to the first Soros fight, then the second, the rebuilding, Football, the stadium and other buildings, Football,....
The dwarf listens intently without blinking.
>>12329Nice flag
I'm assuming Torc is with the rest of the party
>>12328I would imagine that you would be making your way to the docks, given that as word of the Ridiculous Cunt returning (ship's name) spreads.
>>12331You just teleported in, so yeah. Its non-consequential, so I'm assuming everyone is closely in the area to witness.
>>12332REEEEE! I have to change back into a business suit*Comes in in a blaze of glory riding atop a majestic Gold Dragonne. Or teleporting in, one of the two*
>>12335oy vey goyim did you just assume my geographical location?
>>12337Yes, you male cis white jew
>>12337I'd say you're in the surroundings. You can be elsewhere if you want, but its simpler to just go with it.
>>12336As Sechs completes his story (almost like it was timed) Trump comes riding in on Fae, the very symbol of glory, heroism, and majesty.
"I take it you're this Trump fella." The dwarf says as you approach.
He continues:
"The word is you and your friends have done a great deal of service and activity in and about the Port. Sechs said plenty of good things about you, and I'm curious. Why?"
>>12340i grapple up to a rook overlooking the boat and crowd.
>>12339Have you seen Trump Jr's wife?
Trump thinks for a moment. He can tell this dwarf is no slouch, and by his appearance and accoutrements, is distinguished and powerful. He clearly has something to do with the port, but doesn't know what all this means yet.
>>12344Uh, Tracy? Hasn't posted for a minute
>>12341"I am indeed he. I'm cannot speak to everyone's motives, but I do it because I live to serve, nation and Football. The people of Port Barry have taken us as their protectors. To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?"
>>12309Wtf happened while I was eating?
>>12346No, she said either White or Jew, not both
I was proiing her wrong
>>12348Its been cinematic, no worries.
>>12347He tilts his head. He's a dwarf (so he's short), but is the most well-dressed and and aesthetic dwarf you've ever seen. He's dressed in a shiny suit (literally, 18th century style, double breasted) with dark pinstripes. He wears a neat bowler hat, his hands are perched atop a swank-ass cane, and he wears a fluffy black cape.
"Coinan. Korak Coinan, captain of the Ridiculous Cunt, and founder of Port Barry."
His beard is neat and well cared for, resembling the curls of Rarity's mane.
>>12321>>12325>>12329>>12332Yes, in stealth of course.
>>12340*glares daggers at Fae*
>>12351*Trumpaladin is impressed by his attire*
"It is very much a pleasure to meet you. I am very fond of this city you founded."
Looks out at the city
"I hope you don't mind the changes we've made"
(Please note the street layout and architecture should be visibly different)
Korak glances at the stadium, then back at Trump.
"What is Football?"
*crawls closer, slowly in stealth*
"Wait a second,... is that a blue pony?" He says, his eyes immediately swiveling toward Tracy. "Them there fetch a high price."
>>12358REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH STEALTH
Well, I guess the pony's pout of the bag now..
*stands up and glares*
"I'm not for sale."
>>12360"Many have said that to me before. This one here, for example," he says gesturing to some of the pirates, who lead the Slovakian Unicorn up onto the deck. "I'm not one for asking permission."
>>12355"I have so much to tell you. But if I had to distill it into a single thing, it would be the feeling of being at home where you belong - of belonging to a larger group, and taking its fortunes as your own"
*in the distance, an Eagle caws*
>>12358"That's Trixie. At least I think that is the name of the blue coated pony with a light blue mane. She hasn't been broken, so I don't think you'd want to buy her"
