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 No.1193[Last 50 Posts]

Post here when drunk or high or whatever.

 No.1194

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Post drunk pones

 No.1195

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Alcohol is haram!!!!

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>>1197
Uhm, smoke weed?

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>>1198
Mebe

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>>1193
>high
Degenerate.

Drink is the real man's drug.
I would smoke so fast if it meant spending an evening with a qt grill. I don't even give a fuck. Give me a cuddly, talkative woman who is compelled by the weed to hold someone close, and love them; I'll be all over it. I'm lonely enogh to go for it

 No.1206

any drunken shitposters still up?

 No.1207

>>1206
Yo. Playing GTA online tho. Gotta get some cash. You know, just in case the next update is worth buying.

 No.1208

>>1206
I am
>>1207
I have GTA V

 No.1210

>>1207
nice, wish I still cared enough about GTA to pick up V.

 No.1213

>>1208
Fuck. I wish I hadn't spent the last 2 hours shitposting. Damn it all.

 No.1314

>>1204
I wud a stoner horse

 No.1315

3 lietsers of rum ftw tbhh

 No.1738


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Drinking is yes

 No.1818

>>1813
Drinking is no for filly

 No.1850

I like the Jacksonville Jaguars, what do I do?

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Another Friday night at home doing nothing. I want to blame my friends, but they are all pretty low-iq degenerate trash with the exception of the one, and my opinion of them probably shows through in my speech and mannerisms. Guess I'll just have to be autistic at home. I was gonna stop drinking at alone, but maybe one beer won't hurt… or a few, ya know.

 No.1862

>>1861
I just got baked myself. I spent all day in the car.

 No.1884

>>1818
drinking is always yes

 No.1893

>>1861
Get to know smarter people then make friends with them and their friends

 No.1894

>>1204
I don't know where the stoners have deep thoughts meme came from, when I got stoned I just laughed and felt everything in slow motion

 No.1895

>>1894
The first time I smoked weed was from a bong, with an experienced guy, he just wanted to chill and look at the sky but apparently i was talking too much so he ditched me (which he later apologised). I was already drunk as fuck, and it was 4am when we hit it, so i went back to my flat and on the way I got paranoid that I had split personality and that an evil version of me had done something to a car in the road. When I got back to my room I passed out and dreamed of a centipede that was the devil but also an angel.
Never touching drugs again.

 No.1897

>>1895
First time I took it It was a brownie, I hated it because I felt conscious but it was like I couldn't focus in anything, it was fun the first two hours, then I didn't want to be baked anymore but couldn't so i went home to sleep but I woke up 8 hours later and I was still baked for a few hours more.
It wasn't any good for me sadly

 No.1917

>>1895
That doesn't sound like any weed I've ever smoked. You sure it didn't have something in it?

 No.1987

>>1917
This is the sae response I get every time I tell this story. The guy I was with is in to harder shit than weed so maybe. But my friend who's been smoking weed for more than half a decade thinks it's either because I was so drunk, or because of underlying potential for mental health problems

 No.1998

>>1987
Unless it is something like schizophrenia I doubt weed alone would cause anything like that.

 No.2001

>>1998
Well I;m not scizophrenic, but apparently smoking too much weed can trigger that shit so maybe.
I mean I dont think it sounds that unusual, I didn't ACTUALLY have split personality, I just got paranoid that I did. And I was paranoid I'd done something bad when I hadnt.
And I have crazy dreams as it is when sober, so really a centipede thats the devil and also an angel isnt that weird. It's not like i was hallucinating or some shit.

 No.2002

>>2001
Still doesn't sound like pot alone and smoking one time isn't likely to cause anything like that.

 No.2003

>>2002
But theres examples of people smoking weed for the first time and having weird effects like being unable to move for a while and shit

 No.2004

>>2003
There's also a lot of examples of people putting shit in weed.

 No.2005

>>2003
What did it taste and smell like when you smoked it?

 No.2006

>>2004
I think he'd tell me if he had
>>2005
I don't remember, I was hammered, and it was a couple years ago now

 No.2016

>>2006
He might not of known.
How much did you smoke?

 No.2157

>>2016
I'm not really hip with the lingo, but I tried to smoke what I believe is commonly know as the "roach", with little effect. Then had 1 hit of the bong. He made me hold it in my lungs as long as I could and I had a bad coughing fit.

 No.2158

>>2157
That isn't a lot of weed. I think it is unlikely that triggered anything if it was just pot. Maybe you just sperged out.

 No.2197

I think I am getting tired of being drunk all the time

 No.2198

>>2197
Are you productive while you are drunk?

 No.2205

>>2197
Being drunk or high all the time sucks. Just drink or smoke on occasion so they don't lose their charm.

 No.2323

Is this a raid? This is the nicest raid I've ever seen. IDK if it even counts as a raid; maybe its a friendly false-flag?
IDEK whats going on, but today was a good day.

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>>2323
A toast, to Anon making /sp/ great again!
R8 my drunklen recolor.

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>>2336
>Aryanne being drunk ever

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>>2336
>a toast
I accept no accolades; all credit to left-anon for being a dutiful, proper, and worthy faggot

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>>2337
>What is an October Fest?

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>>2337
>Germans can't be drunk
U wotm8?

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>>2345
>>2341
>Thinking Aryanne would engage in degeneracy

 No.2350

>>2346
t. Ahmed

 No.2355

>>2346
>German nationalist not celebrating the October festival
Wtf? All the krauts crawl out of the woodwork in October, here in the U.S.
How badly has Germany changed since my grandparents moved from there, drinking-wise?

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>>2341
>Traditional clothing
>Tfw this my unironically fetish

 No.2366

>>2346
>Thinking Aryanne would stay home like a NEET instead of having fun with everyone else at the fucking October fest

 No.2368

>>2366
>Thinking Aryranne would forgoe the reason endowed to her by intoxication
Intoxication is degenerate anon. Ayranne knows this, why don't you?

 No.2369

>>2368
Intoxication is only degenerate when it's done irresponsibly. Aryanne is a responsible drinker.

 No.2370

>>2368
>Not knowing about Aryanne's crippling pervitin addiction

 No.2371

>>2369
I personally find drinking to be degenerate. The action of altering your mind to a state where you have no control over your self or your actions in degenerate.

There is also the fact that intoxication makes you weak it drives you into addiction, it makes you gain a crutch in life that you need or use to release your problems and hide from them instead of being an adult and a man and facing it head on. The same can be said about cigarettes, pot, drugs, etc they are all crutches that make you weaker.

 No.2372

>>2371
I don't actually drink either (I just post in these threads as an excuse to act like a lazy faggot), but I see any problem with others doing it, so long as they're tasteful and responsible when they do so.

 No.2373

>>2369
See >>2371. If you are intoxicated, you are not drinking responsibly. Intoxication is, by definition, a state wherein mental faculties, such as those relating to reason and processing emotion, are inhibited. As reason in man and pony is the most noble faculty, the loss of reason, as well as the harmful distortion of emotion, loss of motor skills, increased violent tendencies, and so forth, make intoxication by alcohol degenerate
>>2370
Wat
>>2372
>Not being judgmental.
Shameful!

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>>2370
..W-was are you speakingz about? I do nicht haben an addiction…

 No.2377

>>2370
>>2374
>Aryanne comes home one night,to find Kyrie, Franziska and Luftkrieg sitting together in the living room to set up an intervention for her meth problem

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 No.2402

>>2370
How commonly used was that stuff back then, anyway?

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>>2401
>>2377
>>2374
>>2370
>>2368
>>2366
>>2346
>>2341
>>2337
>>2336

Aryanne is a social drinker and opportunity smoker, but shes not into hard drugs. worst she ever did was smoking horseraddish from a pipe.

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>>2402
I read that a lot of soldiers in the German army were on it, and the civilian populous to a small degree too. Even Hitler used it.
They didn't know how horrifyingly addictive it was at the time though…

 No.2405

>>2404
Well fuck…

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>>2404
>>2405

Pervitin sounds more like a sex drug.

 No.2407

>>2406
If such sex is so intense that it calls for staying up for days at a time in trenches and being surreally focused..

 No.2411

>>2370
>"Why ist there no hole is dies wall?!"

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 No.3524

>>3523
I desire moar drunkhoers.

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>>3524
Fucj I can barely even remote upload, I'm so hammered…

 No.3527

>>3525
She would want it be that way. Ish. You're great.

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>>3527
This pony is going tyo give me liver pisoning..

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 No.3530

>>3528
Don't blame the pony. You, you're blaming the po, the pony. Is not th ponys fauly.

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>>3530
Dude, I can't tell wtf you're typing about.
g2 bed.

 No.3533

>>3532 I thought it would be funny to effect a drunken spiel in response to the apparently drink-friendly tone of the drunk thread. My bad. o_O

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>>3533
>Trick on you! I was only retarding to be pretended.

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>>3534
>mfw jokes r too subtle

 No.3538

>>3537
Nah, I'm just too fucked in the head to think up a clever response.

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>>3534
How is she so cute?

 No.3547

>>3528
Get a new liver.

 No.3548

>>3547
Could use a new pancreas too.. and a heart.
Fuck it. I may as well go for the four tour horgan transplant.

 No.3549

>>3548
full tour*

 No.3581

>>3548
Dem 3d printers nigga

 No.3582

>>3581
>he doesn't have horse-organs

 No.3584

>>3582
Pig organ master race

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>>3584
>pig organ

 No.3598

>>3585
>>3584
>>3582
>These faggots havent dropped money on baboon organs.

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drinking commences

 No.3953

>>3952
Don't get too drunk before the new episode, m8 (or do so anyway; idk)

 No.3954

>>3598
>wanting baboon enzymes flowing through your body
Have fun slowly turning into a nigger.

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>>3598
>not going all in for mega-baboon organs
it's almost like you don't want the 8 seconds of god-mode granted by a mad german doctor!

 No.4006

I'm drunk at a party and browsing
Mlpol
Please help I don't know what to do
God bless autocorrect

 No.4007

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>>4006
Post nazi horses

 No.4010

>>4007
I don't know how to do that at
>Place = party
I'm scared
I tried o socialize, i failed

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>>4003
>using a syringe "gun"

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>>4006
>>4010
>Let your alpha side out
>conquer some pussy

 No.4015

>>4012
I'm not sure what you're implying, sir.

 No.4016

>>4006
tell them all about the Jews. right now.

 No.4017

>>4010
Drink more or hit the bong

 No.4018

>>4016
This

 No.7174

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I'm pretty baked right now.

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>>1193
>tfw

 No.7306

A toast to /mlpol/'s 1st birthday.

 No.7307

Oh shit. I just drank a bott;e of wine am and watching episodes of thomas the tank engine. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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>>7307
I unironically want to fuck Mavis.

 No.7311

>>7309
That's enough. Put the bottle down…

 No.7337

>>7306
Cheers

 No.7339

>>7337
Cheers, and nice pali

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 No.7902

>>7890
Kinda reminds me of JTHM if it was drawn by an incompetant sack of shit.

 No.7903

>>7890
I wonder if those pedo symbols in frame 4 are intentional

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 No.8052

I'm smashed on cheap box wine and am playing Diablo 2 for old times' sake.

 No.8218

how to stop being drunk every day

 No.8225

>>8218
Step 1
Put down the bottle

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>>1193
Both.

 No.8780

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I'm a filly, dude!

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I just dropped 2 hits of acid.

 No.8876

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>>8875
Have fun

 No.8877

>>8876
Holy shit man it is kicking in!

 No.8878

>>8780
>filly doing drugs
Bad. Bad filly. You drink this tea and get right up to bed this instant or you're grounded for a week, no comic books!


And if you wet the bed I'll make you wear diapers to bed too

 No.8885

>>8876
LSD was a let down. Made me feel weird for a bit and some wavy visuals but nothing special.

 No.8886

>>8885
Drugs are overrated.

 No.8887

>>8878
Heh. What kind of faggot would be into that?

 No.8890

>>8886
and over priced.

 No.8897

>>8885
Its not for everyone certainly, and environment is a critical factor in getting the most out of an experience (as with any psychedelic). The primary effect/purpose/experience of LSD is to break a person of their conventionally socialized perception, the beginning of a process of self-realization and determination, which can be done by any variety of experiences that are observably less damaging to the body than acid. Constructively, it can be a/the 'initial' redpill, but there are many ways to achieve the same effect without substances.

 No.8898

>>8887
s-shut up lone

 No.9314

Trying acid again this time I am 3 beers and a hit of weed in. Hopefully something interesting happens.

 No.9316

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>>9314
Hello again acid anon. How goes it? It should be kicking in soon. What are your intentions? Is there something you are looking for?
A friend once told me that psychedelics are a spirit, in the sense that they alter perception along the lines of the compound and how they interact with human physiology. When the spirit comes to take you, you should go where it takes you but not unless you're in a safe place. Stay safe anon.

 No.9317

>>9316
Definitely feeling something this time and I just took some molly.

 No.9319

>>9317
Oooh, candy-flipping. Never had the chance, but stay hydrated regardless

 No.9320

>>9319
At a rave party right now. I just spun fire and am balancing a Gatorade on my head.

 No.9571

I'm getting drunk and I feel like making new friends. Any suggestions where I can find those?

 No.9575

>>9571
That depends on how superficial you are anon


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