/sp/ - Football

Post drunk pones

Alcohol is haram!!!!

>>1197
Uhm, smoke weed?

>>1198
Mebe

>>1193
>high
Degenerate.

Drink is the real man's drug.
I would smoke so fast if it meant spending an evening with a qt grill. I don't even give a fuck. Give me a cuddly, talkative woman who is compelled by the weed to hold someone close, and love them; I'll be all over it. I'm lonely enogh to go for it

any drunken shitposters still up?

>>1206
Yo. Playing GTA online tho. Gotta get some cash. You know, just in case the next update is worth buying.

>>1206
I am
>>1207
I have GTA V

>>1207
nice, wish I still cared enough about GTA to pick up V.

>>1208
Fuck. I wish I hadn't spent the last 2 hours shitposting. Damn it all.

>>1204
I wud a stoner horse

3 lietsers of rum ftw tbhh

Drinking is yes

>>1813
Drinking is no for filly

I like the Jacksonville Jaguars, what do I do?

Another Friday night at home doing nothing. I want to blame my friends, but they are all pretty low-iq degenerate trash with the exception of the one, and my opinion of them probably shows through in my speech and mannerisms. Guess I'll just have to be autistic at home. I was gonna stop drinking at alone, but maybe one beer won't hurt... or a few, ya know.

>>1861
I just got baked myself. I spent all day in the car.

>>1818
drinking is always yes

>>1861
Get to know smarter people then make friends with them and their friends

>>1204
I don't know where the stoners have deep thoughts meme came from, when I got stoned I just laughed and felt everything in slow motion

>>1894
The first time I smoked weed was from a bong, with an experienced guy, he just wanted to chill and look at the sky but apparently i was talking too much so he ditched me (which he later apologised). I was already drunk as fuck, and it was 4am when we hit it, so i went back to my flat and on the way I got paranoid that I had split personality and that an evil version of me had done something to a car in the road. When I got back to my room I passed out and dreamed of a centipede that was the devil but also an angel.
Never touching drugs again.

>>1895
First time I took it It was a brownie, I hated it because I felt conscious but it was like I couldn't focus in anything, it was fun the first two hours, then I didn't want to be baked anymore but couldn't so i went home to sleep but I woke up 8 hours later and I was still baked for a few hours more.
It wasn't any good for me sadly

>>1895
That doesn't sound like any weed I've ever smoked. You sure it didn't have something in it?

>>1917
This is the sae response I get every time I tell this story. The guy I was with is in to harder shit than weed so maybe. But my friend who's been smoking weed for more than half a decade thinks it's either because I was so drunk, or because of underlying potential for mental health problems

>>1987
Unless it is something like schizophrenia I doubt weed alone would cause anything like that.

>>1998
Well I;m not scizophrenic, but apparently smoking too much weed can trigger that shit so maybe.
I mean I dont think it sounds that unusual, I didn't ACTUALLY have split personality, I just got paranoid that I did. And I was paranoid I'd done something bad when I hadnt.
And I have crazy dreams as it is when sober, so really a centipede thats the devil and also an angel isnt that weird. It's not like i was hallucinating or some shit.

>>2001
Still doesn't sound like pot alone and smoking one time isn't likely to cause anything like that.

>>2002
But theres examples of people smoking weed for the first time and having weird effects like being unable to move for a while and shit

>>2003
There's also a lot of examples of people putting shit in weed.

>>2003
What did it taste and smell like when you smoked it?

>>2004
I think he'd tell me if he had
>>2005
I don't remember, I was hammered, and it was a couple years ago now

>>2006
He might not of known.
How much did you smoke?

>>2016
I'm not really hip with the lingo, but I tried to smoke what I believe is commonly know as the "roach", with little effect. Then had 1 hit of the bong. He made me hold it in my lungs as long as I could and I had a bad coughing fit.

>>2157
That isn't a lot of weed. I think it is unlikely that triggered anything if it was just pot. Maybe you just sperged out.

I think I am getting tired of being drunk all the time

>>2197
Are you productive while you are drunk?

>>2197
Being drunk or high all the time sucks. Just drink or smoke on occasion so they don't lose their charm.

Is this a raid? This is the nicest raid I've ever seen. IDK if it even counts as a raid; maybe its a friendly false-flag?
IDEK whats going on, but today was a good day.

>>2323
A toast, to Anon making /sp/ great again!
R8 my drunklen recolor.

>>2336
>a toast
I accept no accolades; all credit to left-anon for being a dutiful, proper, and worthy faggot

>>2337
>Germans can't be drunk
U wotm8?

>>2346
t. Ahmed

>>2346
>German nationalist not celebrating the October festival
Wtf? All the krauts crawl out of the woodwork in October, here in the U.S.
How badly has Germany changed since my grandparents moved from there, drinking-wise?

>>2366
>Thinking Aryranne would forgoe the reason endowed to her by intoxication
Intoxication is degenerate anon. Ayranne knows this, why don't you?

>>2368
Intoxication is only degenerate when it's done irresponsibly. Aryanne is a responsible drinker.

>>2369
I personally find drinking to be degenerate. The action of altering your mind to a state where you have no control over your self or your actions in degenerate.

There is also the fact that intoxication makes you weak it drives you into addiction, it makes you gain a crutch in life that you need or use to release your problems and hide from them instead of being an adult and a man and facing it head on. The same can be said about cigarettes, pot, drugs, etc they are all crutches that make you weaker.

>>2371
I don't actually drink either (I just post in these threads as an excuse to act like a lazy faggot), but I see any problem with others doing it, so long as they're tasteful and responsible when they do so.

>>2369
See >>2371. If you are intoxicated, you are not drinking responsibly. Intoxication is, by definition, a state wherein mental faculties, such as those relating to reason and processing emotion, are inhibited. As reason in man and pony is the most noble faculty, the loss of reason, as well as the harmful distortion of emotion, loss of motor skills, increased violent tendencies, and so forth, make intoxication by alcohol degenerate
>>2370
Wat
>>2372
>Not being judgmental.
Shameful!

>>2370
..W-was are you speakingz about? I do nicht haben an addiction...

>>2377
Kek

>>2370
How commonly used was that stuff back then, anyway?

>>2401
>>2377
>>2374
>>2370
>>2368
>>2366
>>2346
>>2341
>>2337
>>2336

Aryanne is a social drinker and opportunity smoker, but shes not into hard drugs. worst she ever did was smoking horseraddish from a pipe.

>>2402
I read that a lot of soldiers in the German army were on it, and the civilian populous to a small degree too. Even Hitler used it.
They didn't know how horrifyingly addictive it was at the time though...

>>2404
Well fuck...

>>2404
>>2405

Pervitin sounds more like a sex drug.

>>2406
If such sex is so intense that it calls for staying up for days at a time in trenches and being surreally focused..

>>3523
I desire moar drunkhoers.

>>3524
Fucj I can barely even remote upload, I'm so hammered...

>>3525
She would want it be that way. Ish. You're great.

>>3527
This pony is going tyo give me liver pisoning..

>>3528
Don't blame the pony. You, you're blaming the po, the pony. Is not th ponys fauly.

>>3530
Dude, I can't tell wtf you're typing about.
g2 bed.

>>3532 I thought it would be funny to effect a drunken spiel in response to the apparently drink-friendly tone of the drunk thread. My bad. o_O

>>3537
Nah, I'm just too fucked in the head to think up a clever response.

>>3534
How is she so cute?

>>3528
Get a new liver.

>>3547
Could use a new pancreas too.. and a heart.
Fuck it. I may as well go for the four tour horgan transplant.

>>3548
full tour*

>>3548
Dem 3d printers nigga

>>3582
Pig organ master race

drinking commences

>>3952
Don't get too drunk before the new episode, m8 (or do so anyway; idk)

>>3598
>wanting baboon enzymes flowing through your body
Have fun slowly turning into a nigger.

>>3598
>not going all in for mega-baboon organs
it's almost like you don't want the 8 seconds of god-mode granted by a mad german doctor!

I'm drunk at a party and browsing
Mlpol
Please help I don't know what to do
God bless autocorrect

>>4006
Post nazi horses

>>4007
I don't know how to do that at
>Place = party
I'm scared
I tried o socialize, i failed

>>4012
I'm not sure what you're implying, sir.

>>4006
tell them all about the Jews. right now.

>>4010
Drink more or hit the bong

>>4016
This

I'm pretty baked right now.

A toast to /mlpol/'s 1st birthday.

Oh shit. I just drank a bott;e of wine am and watching episodes of thomas the tank engine. What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>7307
I unironically want to fuck Mavis.

>>7309
That's enough. Put the bottle down...

>>7306
Cheers

>>7337
Cheers, and nice pali

>>7890
Kinda reminds me of JTHM if it was drawn by an incompetant sack of shit.

>>7890
I wonder if those pedo symbols in frame 4 are intentional

I'm smashed on cheap box wine and am playing Diablo 2 for old times' sake.

how to stop being drunk every day

>>8218
Step 1
Put down the bottle

>>1193
Both.

I'm a filly, dude!

I just dropped 2 hits of acid.

>>8875
Have fun

>>8876
Holy shit man it is kicking in!

>>8780
>filly doing drugs
Bad. Bad filly. You drink this tea and get right up to bed this instant or you're grounded for a week, no comic books!

And if you wet the bed I'll make you wear diapers to bed too

>>8876
LSD was a let down. Made me feel weird for a bit and some wavy visuals but nothing special.

>>8885
Drugs are overrated.

>>8878
Heh. What kind of faggot would be into that?

>>8886
and over priced.

>>8885
Its not for everyone certainly, and environment is a critical factor in getting the most out of an experience (as with any psychedelic). The primary effect/purpose/experience of LSD is to break a person of their conventionally socialized perception, the beginning of a process of self-realization and determination, which can be done by any variety of experiences that are observably less damaging to the body than acid. Constructively, it can be a/the 'initial' redpill, but there are many ways to achieve the same effect without substances.

Trying acid again this time I am 3 beers and a hit of weed in. Hopefully something interesting happens.

>>9314
Hello again acid anon. How goes it? It should be kicking in soon. What are your intentions? Is there something you are looking for?
A friend once told me that psychedelics are a spirit, in the sense that they alter perception along the lines of the compound and how they interact with human physiology. When the spirit comes to take you, you should go where it takes you but not unless you're in a safe place. Stay safe anon.

>>9316
Definitely feeling something this time and I just took some molly.

>>9317
Oooh, candy-flipping. Never had the chance, but stay hydrated regardless

>>9319
At a rave party right now. I just spun fire and am balancing a Gatorade on my head.

I'm getting drunk and I feel like making new friends. Any suggestions where I can find those?

>>9571
That depends on how superficial you are anon

I'm baked

>>9927
This

>>9927
>>9928
420'000 blazeed

>>1193
How to stop getting shitfaced every day?

When life takes away almost everything but your whiskey, you feel your inner oirishman start to seep out.

Please help me.

>>9941
God I love me some whiskey.

>>9934
Tell me the secret if you figure it out.

Nothing quite like a glass of whiskey before the strike of noon. Real depression hours, better get out the trap porn.

>>9952
I wish I had some whiskey, but all I have is this bottle of wine.

Beer is good for you

>>9941
Trying some new drinks tonight now that I'm not too poor for gas money. Mike's hard lemonade is great, Redd's apple ale is pretty good. I'm gonna sleep well tonight, especially now that Cali's feeling those heavy winter rainstorms.

I can't sleep and I've had a lot to drink. Just fighting myself and losing while watching youtube on my pgone. I just caught wind of TF2 Jump Axademy putting out their second map and feel the oveewhelming self hatred drom my time with them. I remember how wortgless I felt being stuck on the final part of the pogo course. Hours of anger and frustration. Two moderators' help and constant encouragement, leading up to nothing but disappointment. I failed them and myself. I had no excuses, nobody to blame but myself for seeking competitive and high skill games to fill the void in mg meaningless existence. All my high school years wasted gaming and my adult life plagued with addictive media consumptiob. Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.

I don't know what I was trying to say gere. I just want to send someone this diatrive and scream into the void. And wiyh no, like, social skills, social network accounts, orbfriends to speak of, yhis.is basically it.

>>9968
>Games are my only skill and I'm godaaful at them.
Consider going to trade school, anon.

>>9969
Maybe. In a few months I might have the money to try it out. Been driving around not drunk, that's only for bars and home looking for places to work or to help me with shit. Found out thrre are some blue collar places west of me. Might apply for a position as an electrician or concrete mixer or something, or maybe privaye aecurity is better just so I can ensure having my current job to fall back on while working night or morning shifts.

But whatever happens I'm still a worthless piece of shit. Being passionate in the field or getting formal education won't protect me from that fact.

Hard lemonade ie nice by the by. Especially when chugged. While reading clop. Near midnight. With work in 7 hours.

Football

I love me some wine.

>>10049
>wine
Nigger plz

Its my birthday, and I'm tying one on goddammit. Xp

>>11658
Happy Birthday Anon!

(You, you\'re a good you)

>>11658
Happy Birthday!

(I like you, but you namefag and thats, well its not forbidden but d\'mon dude)

>>11658
Might not be drunk, but I'm still gonna wish you a happy birthday.

(Oh damn, you\'re that one? hoofbump. /))

>>11658
Happy Birthday Fren

(USER IS BOOPED)

>>11661
Hoofbump, indeed. /)(\\

>>1193
>Alcoholism
Reeeeeeeeeeee.

>>11870
Cry moar. Of all the things you chose to reee about

>>11871
Alcoholism is a pretty good thing to reee about, considering how it destroys people

>>11873
It won't go how you think it will

>>11874
What? I would think that reeeing about alcoholism would go down as, well, a bunch of reeeing sounds

>>11929
>dat pic
A clear case why the retards need supervision and punishment for their own good.

lighters are superior to matches,change my mind.

I am bacon

This thread is woefully under appreciated.
>beer intensifies

I have consumed the herbal jew. What do?

>>16130
Try not to get paranoid or worry about things and you will probably be fine.

>>16130
Look at the stars

>>16130
Consume more

>>16133
Done. Now what?

Flying with the fishes right now, AMA.
i'm on Psilocybin and Cannabis

It's a good wombo combo if you combine Cannabis and Psilocybin together you take the weed first then when you feel stoned you take the shrooms and you get a really strong trip it's not as strong as LSD but it is a really strong shroom trip, this is what i have taken as of the moment
I think the Cannabis works together with the Psilocybin and makes this sort of god state where you have sort of radio tuned into the world around you and you sort of know everything and control the world around you, i believe the Aztecs probably used this combination.
When i take this i seem to get what i can only describe as the mama murphy sight from fo4 whatever i see or think comes true or happens in the future, this combo is what seems to have fully unlocked my 'psychic' ability along with a few other occult practices
BTW i haven't hit peak yet.

My saliva gets really thick and i am in control of every muscle.

i seem to be able to understand the mystery of time itself as in i feel as if i exist in both the upper world and below i went through the nether portal and all i see is rainbow swastikas

The moon changes into different shapes if i stare at it long enough.

I guess i'm a rogue astronaut here.
No questions?
Damn, do ya kids not wanna learn how to make a proper nether portal or something?

Well i can start a conversation.
What do you guys think about drug laws?
I haven't tried any true hard drugs because i don't want to become addicted to that nigger shit.
I think psychedelics shouldn't be illegal but drugs with a high dependence shouldn't be allowed because it's very hard to overdose on psychedelics whereas cocaine and meth have a high dependence.
I think Psychedelics are seen as a Taboo in the right is because of a lot of assholes and lefties are on weed or whatever but i think they are essentially mind enhancers that make the mind more powerful
Also I think i have reached peek.

>>16218
I don't want attention but i just feel lonely and wanted to see if anyone wanted to talk with me as well as i was interested to see other peoples opinions and to engage with them in conversation about my state of mind or whatever since i'll talk about pretty much anything right now but if you don't want to talk then that is fine, it'll be okay.

Do you want to ask me something or do you not want to talk because you see me as degenerate?

Also i hand picked the mushrooms because mushrooms are easy to get when you live around wet fields.

>>16219
>drugs
Degenerate nigger.

>>16221
kek didn't mean to step on your drug switch anon.
lol

>>16221
Do you classify everything as evil?
You seem to not want to explore the capability of these, their power is glorious, you can reveal yourself and who you are.

My tarot cards said i would be made a fool of and would be betrayed and i guess they were right.
The monkeys don't talk about how to farm mushrooms in this Minecraft server that's called the Kool Kids (Horsefucker) Klub.

>>16223
>You seem to not want to explore the capability of these, their power is glorious, you can reveal yourself and who you are.
This sounds an awful lot to a homo promoting depravity. Don't you think?

>>16225
No i mean you can see within yourself and into your surroundings and merge yourself into them.

Good night i'm going to sleep.

>>16227
Good night anon.

>>16229
thanks anon <卐3

>>16225
I do not promote degeneracy.
>>16221
What aspect of psychedelia is degenerate in your eyes? If you are not shit posting then elaborate, please.
The experience is mind bending so are you afraid to let go?
For a lot of people Psychedelics are associated with sloth and hysteria, so they are unappealing as most are afraid they won't come back from it or are afraid of what they do not know as they cannot experience the overwhelming power of it without taking it so it seems extremely abstract and vague as it is hard to see something that is hidden in plain sight.

I advocate the use of Psychedelics as they are a key into the world below, to refuse to use a axe to chop wood because someone told you it is dangerous is like deeming Psychedelics as being degenerate because of you have heard about them instead of trying them yourself and is ludicrous because they are a tool that is dangerous if you are dumb in the handling of yourself while under them, just as a axe is 'dangerous' while you are holding it if you are unwise and not careful just as mushrooms are deemed 'dangerous' because those who do not see are afraid of exploration as well as the weak willed are afraid of what they cannot control as they cannot control what they see while under them and is those who believe in control that are the most likely to condemn Psychoactive substances.
Mushrooms containing Psilocybin have been used for thousands of years for mainly spiritual purposes throughout the world, from Ancient tribes in Ireland to the Aztecs, you cannot deny they are a part of history.

>>16237
>What aspect of psychedelia is degenerate in your eyes? If you are not shit posting then elaborate, please.
>posting a fascist meme
This is marxist college American education 101.
Your train of logic about how to engage an anon is so retarded as the creator of job applications and personality tests.
Even a retarded jew can appreciate the subtle structure of the human mind and how responds to ideology and stimuli, you obviously not.
You don't fit here faggot.

>>16237
Say it out loud nigger, you want to promote mind altering drugs.
Do you know where you are?

>>16237
>I advocate the use of Psychedelics as they are a key into the world below
I see.
Did Aleister Crowley teach you that?