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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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Lots and lots of shrooms
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Also, per the thread, I'm 2/3 sheets
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>>16243
(You) also get a poner
Let's be clear. Shrooms are different for EVERYONE. Like, one person will have a happy, frolicking with flowers and shit experience, while another will have their limbs lock up and get devoured by giant praying mantises. There is no 'safe' way. U just gotta roll with it.
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>>16245
*and at the same time being completely out of myself.
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>>16245
I appreciate what you are trying to do, but howre you gonna introduce a friend to another friend, and not know one of the friend's name?
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>>16245
>I become one with the world and the world speaks to me in a cryptic yet clear way using my brain as a sort of radio that is fine tuned to everything, animals especially while i am on them.
Two way street of communication or one way, it's all pouring into you?
Clear memories of the experience?
Has your abilities increased outside of the Psychedelics in a mistake manner? (The problem is I can't do control groups because people are different.)
What sort of psychic abilites have you've tried? Have you ever dabbled in any other magic stuff?
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>>16248
>Has your abilities increased outside of the Psychedelics in a measurable manner?
Damn auto correct.
Have you felt your over laying soul structure(s)?
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>>16249
Have you? Prove it. In the meantime, realize you hav an audience, one that btw doesnt know wtf ur talking about
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No.16252
Calm down faggots.
Anonymous
No.16253
Another thing is i know if there is a nigger around.
It's like i have a personal nigger alarm.
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>>16251
>Has your abilities increased outside of the Psychedelics in a measurable manner?
>have you?
>IDK what you're saying
You posted an implicit statement, but when called upon you balked. Are you offering an authoritative position?
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>>16254
>Has your abilities increased outside of the Psychedelics in a measurable manner?
Oh! Sorry i misread it as:
>Has your abilities increased using the Psychedelics in a measurable manner?

Yeah i 'know' what someone is going to do or say even out of them or what is going to happen in my surroundings but it isn't as clear as when i am on them, i know the exact thing that people are going to do or say when i am on them.
>You posted an implicit statement, but when called upon you balked.
i'm sorry are you referring to me misreading or are you on about something else?
>Are you offering an authoritative position?
I'm not offering a authoritative role because i'm not good at being leader, so feel free to ask whatever.
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>>16256
just to rephrase myself i 'know' what someone is going to say or if their gonna scratch their nose but it only truly works face to face with someone or a animal and i never had anything like this before mushrooms, a couple of things revolving around magic but no true full on knowledge of what is going to happen.
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Goodnight anons.
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>>16258
Night.
Anonymous
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Psychedelics have shown benefits in a few clinical studies, but those aren't something you should fuck around with. Yes they can help some people, but under the wrong circumstances they can really damage a person.
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>>16256
>Indeed. If I remember correctly some shrooms can also have you go on a trip far after a person has taken them. Years later.
You are talking about LSD because mushrooms only stay in you for about 2 weeks, i have never had any hallucinations beyond that point, and it does say some people that have taken LSD have experienced hallucinations years later.
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>>16262
Thank you.
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>>16264
>like DMT and you are being questioned by men in lab coats it is difficult to keep worry out of your head when you are under
Not DMT but LSD creates this sort of perception, DMT sends you somewhere else entirely.
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>>16255
Nigger, I've taken acid and mushrooms more times than you've masturbated. I appreciate that you've had a good experience and all, but you're a little green to be doing an AMA. And you should word things very carefully. I'm sure anons on mlpol arent gonna do anything stupid, but the wrong g thi g said around an impressionable person can set them on a course that's bad. I'm not trying to get you to assume responsibility for other people, but I am trying to impress on you how impressionable people can be, and unless you're ready to act as a guide, I wouldn't go dramatically retelling your experiences. You are of course, free to disagree/disregard
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>>16267
Ah, I get it. You dont care for responsibility, knowledgeability, or any of that tedious 'knowing what you're talking about through experience' nonsense, you just wanna grandstand cuz you had a good trip. Carry on
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>>16269
Lesson #1. Perception of reality =/= experience of reality. Mushrooms are notable for causing feelings and perceptions. Precognition, comprehension of inevitability, ESP and other such things are not uncommon. But they are phenomenal, and neither endemic nor reliably consistent.
Try focusing on what your e experiences taught you, and less on the actual experience. Yes, it was otherworldly and exciting, but the point of it was not to be otherworldly and exciting. Mushrooms are a knowledgeable spirit, and it will teach you things if you let it.
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>>16271
Lesson #2. Dont kiss and tell
Your experience(s) are irrelevant. To wit, they have as much validity as dreams do. Being the dreamer, your dreams are or can be quite significant,... to you. They were not meant for others, else they would be part and parcel to them. They are not evidence, they're just stories, a means to convey an idea,... to you.
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>>16272
>Your experience(s) are irrelevant.
I disagree knowledge should be shared not hidden.
>To wit, they have as much validity as dreams do.
That is due to ignorance and how much someone is willing to listen.
>Being the dreamer, your dreams are or can be quite significant,... to you.
I don't know i have dreams that are usually fantastical, i have never truly had a dream that told me anything important.
>They were not meant for others, else they would be part and parcel to them.
That is expected, it would mean more to someone if i had a crystal ball
>They are not evidence, they're just stories, a means to convey an idea,... to you.
Then why do the things i think about happen later at some point if they are not evidence? Are they just stories if i have proof?
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>>16275
>not telling everyone = secrecy
Theres totally no self aggrandisement in that statement
>I know dreams have meaning and stuff, but thats hard. It's easier to just dose myself.
>Why do you feel mushrooms = more valid
That's precisely my point! Why do you feel they're more valid? Mushrooms are a guide, not a private tutor. They're something to be learned from, not something to be relied/depended on. My dreams tell me everything I need to know.
Protip: dream analysis is identical to creative writing analysis.
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>>16277
If your dreams are a jumbled mess, that doesnt bode well for the state of your mind anon and dismissing dreams as useless is a frivolous and indulgent rationale to avoid taking an honest look. What's more, you're adopting a disposition of immediate gratification versus delayed gratification. No wonder she hasn't introduced herself, you dishonor yourself wilfully. Do as you will, I've made my case.
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I also made sure i remembered that dream for you, so you can be my dream detective.
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Just drunk posting some random music
[YouTube] Love, Me Normally [Embed]
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>>16523
[YouTube] Steam Powered Giraffe - Hot on the Trail [Embed]
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>>16523
Drunk-posters untie!
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>>16525
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>>16554
I'm back on the same stuff, except this time i had 3 squares and 10 mushrooms with the oil.
This stuff is some of the strongest shit i have ever been able to feel, i can feel pulses going through my nerves as i can feel my whole system of nerves being given energy, it's very peaceful but i know that i am alone which is sort of looming over me because i want to be with Fionn again, there is many things to worry about but i don't give a fuck as i have left that bullshit behind.
I feel almost complete, there is more to be found within myself but i am currently at a turning point to power, i feel whole but not the full loaf of bread yet, the tingling is very pleasurable and i can also feel all the organs of myself, the brain is the most heaviest feeling, it's hard to describe.

I could do an AMA as i am not currently at peak yet.
What do you fags want to know?
Anonymous
No.16556
I feel free metaphorically speaking i have a sense of release like i am in tune with my personal radio.
I am experiencing quite a lot of hallucinations, everything looks sort of distorted and melds together, it feels humble and nice.
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r8 my sunday morning sesh
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>>17224
Clean your car anon
8.5/10
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>>17224
Drugs and alcohol. A messy dirty car.
>>>/ub/ faggot.
Anonymous
No.17287
Its Hitler's birthday, you know what to do
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Happy 4/20 fagguettes
Anonymous
No.17939
>>17288
I don't like baguettes, sir.
Anonymous
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Not exactly drunken on alcohol, chance per say, alternatively high on liberty caps, 6 to be precise about 4 hours ago.
The visuals aren't as intriguing when compared to higher doses of these mushrooms, it's more of a body feeling mixed with dizziness, limbs feel fluent and free opposed to otherwise being sober. The feet aren't as coordinated and a sense of comfortable numbness lingers alongside the sensations, inside my mind I still retain some manners of comprehension but my environment is funnier than it ought or meant to be, ha ha ha. I guess that I'm thinking deeper about recent previous events than regularly.
I've had around 40 of these shrooms a couple weeks ago but this time it isn't as intense, my surroundings appear to glow rather than morph or move like they were a couple trips before, it was bewildering to lay witness upon such strange patterns turning into ambiguous symbols.
Groovy.
Anonymous
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>>18534
On the come down now, drank some black magic tea to revitalize myself.
Anonymous
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>>18534
>>18535
He he he
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha
Anonymous
No.18658
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Drinking a very fine tequila ($60 in mexico, who knows in the us (easily 100/bottle) while making venison OK onion smashburgers (80/20, w/ beef fat) with a 1/4ea blend of Gruyere, Brie, Bleu, and Parmeseano reggie cheese slices
Fresh-baked kaiser rolls, toasted w/ avocado mayo, and
red onions instead of yellow (more robust, to balance venison)
Anonymous
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I've been drunk every time I posted on this site and I'm always drunk. This thread is now my property by right of virtue.
>>18658
Based venison and tequila anon. I hate to admit it, but tequila is my favorite clear liquor and it's superior to vodka. You can actually get really good "tequila" that's just given a generic name since some faggots in Mexico sue anyone who makes blue agave liquor and calls it "tequila". You can find decent stuff for $20 if you look hard enough.
Oh, and ground venison is great for chili. I try go hunting every year and I always cut and season my own venison. Stuff's great when ground and the backstrap and loins are delicious cooking.
>>18544
I've found shrooms growing out of cow and horse shit before. Always regretting not picking and cleaning them.
t. Stereotypical Texan Anon
Anonymous
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>>18659
STFU lazy-kike-ass proto nigger. Get wasted in peace or gtfo
Anonymous
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>>18660
>pronto nigger
Whiter than you and I have more fun. Fight me, faggot. I have offered something of value to this thread, something you wouldn't understand, "nigger".
You're subhuman and non-white if you can't handle yourself under intoxicants. Suck my cock, pussy.
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>>18659
>I've found shrooms growing out of cow and horse shit before.
Typically, they tend to be edible rather than containing the psychedelic psilocybin constituent of the fungus which sprouts from that of sheep shit as opposed to horse crap. I've seen both of them myself from the Bovines and Equines feces by roaming fields in search of the delicacy and mucking out stables or moving mountains of pony fertilizer with pitchforks as well as shovels.
>Always regretting not picking and cleaning them.
I wouldn't since they have no value in my eyes and the cleansing is more time consuming than obtaining far more appealing fungi, that and potentially ingesting the byproducts of horse defecation's which could be allowing worm eggs to fester in myself such as tapeworm or red worm.
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>>18662
I should say that I've only seen them in shit a higher altitudes in Texas. I meant, I have specifically seen musacaria on a few rare occasions.
Isn't the standard procedure to bake shrooms for a certain amount of time before ingesting them? Not like I would eat them directly out of livestock shit. I would genuinely appreciate any advice in this regard despite not being a ranch hand anymore.
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>>18661
Ive been ITT since '17 fgt, go fuck yourself about right of virtue, AND with your 'contributions'
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>>18664
Thanks for the educational reply, Anon.
>From a stable hand to ex ranch hand, I hope you understand what grows out of the land
From one former agricultural worker to another, I wish I did, too. I definitely wasn't trained by the best. I've sheered sheep before, but I never came across obvious Musacaria, Ironically.
>>18667
No ones cares about you autistic flex. As I've told you before; suck my cock.
Anonymous
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>>18668
And no one wants to hear your megalomaniacal bullshit. You can clearly post without being a faggot sometimes, I just wonder why you opt to faggot post at interval
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>megalomaniacal bullshit.
You mean blatant sarcasm? I assume you're referring to me jokingly saying this is my thread by right of virtue. Learn to recognize sarcasm or remain a belligerent faggot.
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>>18672
>megalomaniacal
>implying "mad with power"
>implying power
>On a Mongolian animal-husbandry forum
Lmao, wtf are you even talking about?
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>>18680
Im doing exactly what you do to a faggot who storms into a bar and tries to act; telling him to stfu
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>>18680
Clearly, I tyrannically hold a great amount of power over Anon. I mean, just look at how ass-blasted he is by me saying the most innocuous thing.
>>18681
>Im doing exactly what you do to a faggot who storms into a bar and tries to act; telling him to stfu
I'm trying to "act"? Act like what? Finish your statement and stop talking like a stupid nigger. You're not the autistic version of Patrick Swayze in horsefucker Road House. Better yet, maybe (You) should lay off the intoxicants since it's obviously having deleterious effect on (You), wigger.
>>18685
Thanks for the links, Anon. I didn't even know there was a wiki for this stuff. Then again, I've only ever had a passing interest in psychedelics.
>Sheep
I haven't sheared sheep too many times, but I was always doing it in West Texas or New Mexico. Both of which are very arid. Maybe that's part of it. All I know for sure is that some of them winked at me.
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>>18710
Horse bride.
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>>18711
>Marriage to a marvelous mare
Donec mors nos ex parte.
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>>18700
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>>18711
>pics
What a collection of hot mares.
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>>18715
Hotter than brimstone and lava, like the infernos of hell. A horses pussy burns on and on in the hotness of estrus.
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Some say you should never love a Horse Girl, as you will always be her third love at best after her daddy's money and her pets in that order.
The only kind of horse girl I'm interested in has hooves and is at least 50% nonhuman.
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>>18734
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>>18734
Close, needed one more > and a /
>>>/ub/4034 →
Bit youre not wrong about government regulations. They enacted those regulations "because they care about ensuring a safe work" yeah yeah, no one buys it. The regulations are in place because major corporations have been docked for having made MUCH WORSE violations, and in response lobbied for regulations that only larger corporations can afford to implement or operate under. I suppose I shoulda thrown a few ((()))'s in there, but you already know so.
Only real way around it afaik is to deal only in cash and by contract, but even that has its limits
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Women are stupid
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>>18752
>there is still a sliver of good in OSHA
whut
Have you talked to former OSHA employees? Have you seen what they are doing now? They always have been a weapon of destruction to demoralize businesses and keep fresh new businesses from even starting. OSHA is much more worse than the IRS.
I have friends who were visited by the IRS who was trying to claim they owed taxes because their deductions were too high. They show trash bags of receipts and are left alone. OSHA though?
Most businesses leave something simple out, like a garden hose uncoiled in the parking lot just so the OSHA guy will find that "small" thing right off and leave. Otherwise they hunt and hunt and hunt until they find something not quite perfect and suck your business bottom line right out from under you.

"OSHA has a shred of good" my ass.
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Wine of mine, fine to dine! Drunken but not yet sunken.
Careless silliness is the downfall of all.
The pleasant depressant, the awesomeness of it's poisonous obnoxiousness. Used for centuries for it's pleasantries. So many recipes and distillations across the nations.
Alcohol! The released beast of yeast makes so many pleased.
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Here I am!
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>>18901
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>>18908
Superior versions of the last pic
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>>1193
I Have Been completely sober for the past 2 months and its a nightmare.
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>>19556
This. I feel ur pain fren, Im at 1 month. Except for weed, I still smoke that every couple days
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>>19557
>Tfw not even any weed
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>>19558
I cant, then. Youre braver than I anon, take heart in that
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>>19559
Yea i went from smoking 2 or 3 times a day to none. not too bad. but i could really go for bowl right now.
Anonymous
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I just popped a beer... anyone else joining me?
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>>19563
Dick
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>>19564
faggot
Anonymous
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>>19564
Cesar, get the fuck out of here
Anonymous
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>>19563
A Beer? what is this middle school?
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>>19567
uh no? I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
Anonymous
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>>19568
Whiskey is where its at. the true Drink of the White man
Anonymous
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>>19569
I have several whiskies, some of it made in texas. I don't drink very often or very much, as I tend to get sick, so my collection of liquors tend to pile up... heh.
Have some labeled moonshine too, though I don't think its real moonshine unless its made outside of any kind of government regulations.
Anonymous
No.19576
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>>19568
>I didn't touch alcohol till I was 25
I didn't touch it until i was 12, i was doing a speed run at sneaking rum.
Anonymous
No.19577
>>19555
Having some of the previous batch right now, the last of it. A cheap way to get drunk if I've got the patience and effort for it.
Not too bad if the ingredients aren't a cocktail of crap like some of my previous experiments in the past year. This one is particularity smooth in a nice way that doesn't have so much dryness of usual red wine, it does the job while being somewhat pleasant in the effectiveness and taste.
Anonymous
No.19578
19579 19582
>>19576
lul
well, my dad offered me beer when I was maybe a bit younger. I think it had a lot of hops in it and it tasted disgusting, so I associated "disgusting" with all liquors, never felt a need to try it again until was working night shifts and had difficulty getting to sleep. A shot of vodka before bed at 7am helped a lot. Was about 25 when started working night shift, and had a house mate who was an alcoholic, so there was alcohol around.
Anonymous
No.19579
>>19578
Deutschen bier ist bestes. Finnish vodka is more preferable to that of Polish or Russian. Unrelated but there's a fly in my room and it's about to be sent to the nether.
Anonymous
No.19581
19584
>>19555
Same Texan anon from before here... Good to see you're still kicking, based Irish fren. It's also good to see you wine come to fruition. It look nothing short of amazing and I'm eager to try my hand at replicating it when I can.

I've was stone sober for almost a month up until tonight because I've been innawoods cutting wood and putting up fence without access to the internet. I had no mouth, but I must ree. It had been absolutely driving me up the fucking wall. Sorry about my usual delirious spaghetti. I'm absolutely hammered on Jameson and Shiner boilermakers to celebrate and I felt the overwhelming urge to read news that will piss me off while gazing longingly into pony pussy, as we are all surely won't to do.
Fuck I have to be up in four and half hours to fuck back off to the ranch. See ya next time.
/blogpost
Anonymous
No.19582
19584
>>19570
Yea me too. I can handle my liquor though, have actually never been hung over.
>Moonshine
Yea any labeled stuff isn't the good stuff. my buddy gave me a shot of some he made once, It was the most potent thing i have ever drank.
>>19576
>>19578
My dad gave me some beer when i was 13. well "Beer" it was Bud light.
Anonymous
No.19584
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Anonymous
No.19585
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>>19584
>then got pissed later on Russian vodka after sunset.
Sounds like a Good Time.
>I'm on nutmeg right now
What's that like?
Anonymous
No.19587
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>>19585
>Sounds like a Good Time.
It was certainly. Except for the vomiting later.
>What's that like?
It's unique to me, a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness with some similarities to THC on lower doses. A type of stimulation which makes time go faster than normally and a dryness on the tongue along with pain not being as irritating. Hallucinations are sometimes present like a wave of buzzing colors that appear and vanish.
After taking it the peak is between 3 to 5 hours after ingestion and what i have taken is 11 grams of the powdered form (which is not as strong as it is whole) that i took earlier tonight by mixing with cold water and drinking it. the taste is horrendous so i try make getting it down my neck faster so the foulness doesn't linger on my tongue any more longer than i would like it to. My eyes become red and bloodshot under the influence of myristicin and music sounds more pleasing to my ears.
Anonymous
No.19588
19589
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Heil Hitler! /)
88
Anonymous
No.19589
19590
>>19587
> a mixture of different delirium and a sensual strangeness
Could you elaborate on this?
>>19588
Checked and Based
Anonymous
No.19590
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>>19589
>Could you elaborate on this?
Everything around me feels like it's alive and my surroundings feel different to what they were before in a kind of delirium. My feet and nerve endings along with my hands have a faint sensation of tingling.
Anonymous
No.19616
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the only good thing that comes from the modern age: organic live rosin. the high and taste of flower is nothing compared, you wont go back. less carcinogens in the smoke too
Anonymous
No.19626
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<Drunkenness intensifies
Kek!
Anonymous
No.19697
19698
Gonna slap the next fish I catch with my penis, AMA.
Anonymous
No.19698
19700 19702
>>19697
Ever get a blowjob from a fish?
Anonymous
No.19700
19701 19702
>>19698
The technical term is noodling
Anonymous
No.19701
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>>19700
Anonymous
No.19702
19703
>>19698
No, I'll ask the fish it's cool. Consent is key.
>>19700
Actually, that would require that I slather my cock in stink bait, which I wouldn't do since catfish bite.
Will post pics next time when it's not so windy. You will see fish getting smacked in the face by human COCK.
Anonymous
No.19703
19704
>>19702
>slapped by a cock
I mean, its /sp/ so...
>stinkbait
Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
Anonymous
No.19704
>>19703
>Oh, Im sure your hygene is fine enough. Ive spoken to several noodlers who's onky bait was... the noodle
I bathe everyday, anon. Plus, I tried using my dick and the nibbling is rather painful. No, I will have payback and I will smack them with my dick after I catch them and post it here next time. They'll see! You'll all see!
Anonymous
No.19810
19811
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Undoubtedly the weirdest vodka Ive ever tasted
Anonymous
No.19811
19812
>>19810
how is it? does it taste like tobacco? why did you pick it up?
Anonymous
No.19812
19813
>>19811
>why
Cuz it was $2.95
>does it taste like tobacco
... yes. Like, it tastes like moist menthol pipe tobacco smells.
Ngl, of all the cheap vodkas Ive drank, this one is a 6/10. Its mildly sweet and minty, with a very... uh... robust flavor of... well pipe tobacco.
Anonymous
No.19813
19814
>>19812
Do you like it?
Anonymous
No.19814
19815
>>19813
Its far and away from the worst thing, and for $3 what can I say? Prolly wont be buying again, even at the price tho. I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Anonymous
No.19815
19816
>>19814
>I cant imagine mixing this into anything, and after a few shots the flavor starts taking its toll
Thats rough buddy
Anonymous
No.19816
19820
>>19815
Imagine thinking from the residual flavor that you SHOULD want to vomit, but theres no impulse. Thats what this is like. Again, its still better than most cheap vodkas.
But seriously, whens the last time anyone mixed a drink and thought "Ya know what this is missing? Tobacco flavor!".
Could be fuel for the dirtiest martini you've ever tasted,...
Anonymous
No.19818
19820
For the love of God, do NOT make a dirty martini with menthol tobacco flavored vodka
Anonymous
No.19820
19821
>>19816
That is Very Weird Desu.
>>19818
Didn't go very well i presume?
Anonymous
No.19821
19822
>>19820
To be palatable, requires too much pickle juice to justify it as a martini. Just drink straight and chase.
Anonymous
No.19822
19823
>>19821
Chase with pickle juice?
Anonymous
No.19823
>>19822
Pickle juice works, but with a chaser its more about palatte cleansing than anything. Go with what works. But mixing the 2, not recommended. Either it tastes like asshole, or the alcohol is too dilute to call a cocktail
Anonymous
No.19835
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Pickle juice is also good for hangovers. I think it has electrolytes and shit.
What drinks do you fags go for? I can't stand light beer anymore and I need something new to take my mind off of the fact that she will never be real and I will never hold her hoof.
What do?
Anonymous
No.19836
19837
>>19835
I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey. Jack is always a good choice. But if you're going for a flavored drink, try crown royal apple, it tastes pretty good and goes down smooth. or if you're more of a rum drinker try coconut flavored captain Morgan. or if you have a real sweet tooth go for bailey's Irish Creme.
Anonymous
No.19837
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>>19836
>I Generally Go for a Nice Whiskey.
Anonymous
No.19838
19841
>>19835
>electrolytes
Gatorade could be better in that case. Probably better than drinking straight vinegar and salt.
Anonymous
No.19839
19849
>>19837
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT Send a whole case my way there anon-coon
Anonymous
No.19840
19841 19850
guys are hydration pills really the ultimate hangover cure?
Anonymous
No.19841
>>19835
Yes, pickle juice is literally the best thing when dehydrated, whether or not booz is involved, so always have pickle juice in ur fridge. Also, lemon wedges to avoid cramps.
>>19838
Gatorade is a good option when drinking, but has about half the electrolytes and 3x the sugar of pickle juice, jus sayin
>>19840
Combined with lots of water, its a good method
Anonymous
No.19849
>>19839
I'll ship a barrel of frisky Negro whisky overseas.
Anonymous
No.19850
>>19840
If you are dehydrated, might look into taking a few teaspoons of glycerin. A pound of it is rather cheap, like $10 or less.

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-4/glycerol
>Glycerol is a naturally occurring alcohol. It is an odorless liquid that is used as a solvent, sweetening agent, and also as medicine.
>When glycerol is in the intestines, it attracts water into the gut, softening stools and relieving constipation. When glycerol is in the blood, it attracts water so that the water stays in the body longer. This might help an athlete exercise for longer.
(glycerol and glycerin are the same thing)
Anonymous
No.19852
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Being drunk at work is based.
>replace power steering pump
>charge them $700
>they get ass mad
>threaten to put a lien on their car if they don't pay
Wage cucks will never understand.
Anonymous
No.19857
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Anonymous
No.19877
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Happy 4/20 lads
Anonymous
No.19963
19964 19966 19969
What are you wonderful fags drinking tonight? I'm in the process of sending myself to Equestria via Ziegen Bock.
Anonymous
No.19964
19965
>>19963
based texas beer.
last night was my drinking night - had rum and coke (the coke was HEB brand, made in texas)
Anonymous
No.19965
>>19964
>HEB brand
Nothing wrong with that.
Anyway, it's a fact that Best State has better beer than the rest. Well, except for Lone Star. Lone Star sucks.
Anonymous
No.19966
19967
>>19963
Coca-Cola.
Anonymous
No.19967
19968
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>>19966
Anonymous
No.19968
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>>19967
Cheers.
Anonymous
No.19969
>>19963
Salty tears
Anonymous
No.19972
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no idea whats happening in this picture, but I like it. Reminds me of this thread.

Enjoy.
Anonymous
No.20150
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What to write about while drunk... Hmm, bestiality.
This strange sexual lifestyle is of the utmost secrecy given that the taboos that come with the act of inter-species sex are very negative with the normal populace than being a homosexual is, thus most men who perform such debauch deeds remain in clandestine relationships with their equines.
Ponies are so fucking crazily hot to me it's unbearable to not get an erection by being near and touching them. The amount of times i have ejaculated inside of mares and filly's is well over 100, i may be bragging about my personal affairs although it is the truth and i have no else to tell other than some random anons who lurk and post here.It feels so wrong, then again, it feels so right! Ah, i'm careless and lustful in a way that many would consider disgraceful, alas, my emotions for such delightful herbivorous beasts are intense in the uttermost sense of extremeness. I rant and rant every once in a blue moon, about my own passions.
Anonymous
No.20167
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White men drink beer to celebrate the end of a long day's work.
Anonymous
No.20169
20171 20706
>>20150
Ponies are not for sexual, anon.
Anonymous
No.20171
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Anonymous
No.20172
20174
>>20171
He never claimed to be retarded or support the nonsense idea that "Mental age" matters more than your physical age.
Anonymous
No.20173
20174
>>20171
Idk about that, Anon. Fucking an animal is nowhere near as bad as fucking a kid, but both are still pretty fucked up.
Anonymous
No.20174
20176
>>20172
>nonsense idea that mental age matters more than physical age
>Nonsense
The attempt was made to strongman anon's argument, in observance of his views shat literally fucking horses is in any way not.rightfuly deserving of a bullet; that if anon was retarded to the effective mentality of a horse/teen, that exceptions might be considered, except no.
>>20173
Not as bad, perhaps; a slippery slope that needs not be explored.
Anonymous
No.20175
20176
A bullet is a bit hyperbolic; puberty blockers chemical castration seems more fitting
Anonymous
No.20176
20177
>>20174
Again, I agree that they're both really fucked up, but people have this weird mental trap where they compare the minds of animals to those of human beings. I took vet. med. before dropping out of college, and I can tell you that animals are not like people. Comparing animals to humans in terms of intelligence is degenerate. Personifying animals is bad for both people and animals. I blame Disney and shit.
That being said, I agree that literal horsefucking is extremely degenerate and should never be tolerated, but comparing it to pedophilia is like comparing apples to oranges and does nothing but set a precedent that diminishes the harm caused by child molestation.
>>20175
This.
Anonymous
No.20177
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>>20176
Fair points
Anonymous
No.20226
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Anonymous
No.20249
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I want to cum inside berry punch. I want to take her on a date and give her much delicious pasta, bread sticks, and some fancy French wine. Then I want to take her home and make sweet but gentle love to her. First comes the smooching, then comes the many little kisses that slowly wind down her body, then cunnilingus, then slow and steady penetration.
Then I want to fuck her hard. I want to tear into her like she's a case of beer. I want to fuck her hard.
Alcoholism is rough.
Anonymous
No.20265
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Anonymous
No.20266
20267
>>20265
>it attacks the lowest and weakest braincells first.
>somehow this makes the brain more efficient
That is not how brains work, and that is not how alcohol works.
Anonymous
No.20267
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>>20266
This is the drunk thread faggot.
Anonymous
No.20295
Finally I am drunk and remembered to post
Anonymous
No.20297
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Smoking some SneedOG
Anonymous
No.20557
20558
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Intoxication is based and a classic European tradition.
Anonymous
No.20558
20559 20564 20566
>>20557
Jews want the white man drunk.
Anonymous
No.20559
20560
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>>20558
Anon, people have been drinking alcohol before kikes even existed and alcohol has often been a common facet European cultures specifically. I'm not forsaking a rich cultural tradition to pwn the Jews or whatever.
Anonymous
No.20560
20565
>>20559
What do you gain when you drink alcohol?
Anonymous
No.20561
20565
Anyone here ever try DMT?
Anonymous
No.20564
>>20558
So? A broken clock is right twice a day. Not everything they want you to do is a bad idea.

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