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Occupied Equestria, Day 5, Mid to Late Morning
Anonymous
vVf+Z
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No.89111
89113
Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

Ash and Iron seem to want to head out from the abbey. Dark Star was having a conversation with the rescued foals after doing community service. Silver is having a surprisingly friendly conversation with Blue Skies about politics. Spark is babysitting and Brie is supposed to be doing the same. Onyx is sleeping.
1689 replies and 76 files omitted.
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90498
90500
>>90496
Her expression suggests that, to her, something needs explanation
“And you’re a unicorn?” She repeats
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90499
90501
>>90497
Spooky.
Do they actually have the capacity to reproduce?
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90500
90503
>>90498
"As far as I know." He prods the bone protruding out of his head. "Is there something wrong with that?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90501
90502
>>90499
Nope, considering they have different numbers of chromosomes. Hybrids that do have similar numbers of chromosomes can reproduce, which is probably the strongest peg in the "human races are actually separate species" theory
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90502
90504 90507
>>90501
I suppose for the sake of zonies' existence, they can reproduce with other equines.
Earth Zonies would look good tho.
Superior pony strength+zebra special skill sounds like a win-win.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90503
90504 90505 90509
>>90500
She moves a hoof out, and cautiously pokes the horn protruding from SIlver’s head. She seems more cautious in touching him here and now than she has in the past. She pokes it twice
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90504
90505 90507 90509
>>90502
Equestrian Kalergi Plan when?

>>90503
"Why is it so small?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90505
90506
>>90503
>instant horn ejaculation time
>>90504
Iron would enact it with Cauldron. Maybe.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90506
90508
>>90505
Iron would enact it with a spotted sea squirt.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90507
90508
>>90504
Kek

>>90502
That’s actually not a terrible idea, surprisingly
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90508
90511 90518
>>90506
>spotted sea squirt
W0t?
If you mean sea ponies, he would do that too.
Or hippogryphs, like they're called now.
If you mean what I found on (((google))), then neither me nor Iron know how to inseminate it.
>>90507
Thank you.
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90509
90510 90513 90515
>>90503
His eyes roll up to look at her hoof with amusement. At the moment, he's not using his horn for magic, so to her it feels little more than a very thin covering of skin with peach fuzz-level fur covering a boney structure. It also feels like it could be sensitive to touch, and the bone feels like it's slightly harder than a pegasus's wing harder in terms of hardness, but without magic it just feels...almost underwhelming. "First time touching another pony's horn?"

>>90504
[Emotional Crit]
Silver (OOC)
T7Z/U
?
No.90510
>>90509
>bone feels like it's slightly harder than a pegasus's wing harder in terms of hardness
What the actual fuck was I on when I typed this?
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90511
90514
>>90508
Sea squirts are more closely related to horses than trees are, so Iron would have more luck than before.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90513
>>90509
You've got a hard-on for writing the word hard. It'll be hard to stop it.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90514
90516
>>90511
It was an offering to mother nature.
It was not to inseminate the tree, but to feed it with protein.
Just so we're on the same page, is the formal name Pycnoclavella diminuta?
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90515
90519
>>90509
“No... I just find your family tree a bit strange”
She’s stopped poking it, and is now feeling it a bit more intensely
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90516
90517
>>90514
You're in luck, this one's got holes.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90517
90518
>>90516
I suppose it is.
I'd rather not drown.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90518
90520
>>90517
That also applies to >>90508

Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90519
90522
>>90515
"Why? It is not like my parents were both Earth Ponies and I was born Unicorn because they had distant Unicorn ancestors."

Blue can find no other word to describe it as she feels something in the horn awaken. Silver gives her a smile as he lights up his horn in a blue aura. It envelops the part of her hoof touching the extremity in a tingly feeling, like she's touching a couch that's lousy with static. As a matter of fact, the fur of her hoof inside the aura sticks up like it's reacting to static electricity.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90520
90521
>>90518
They would at least fuck at the surface where Iron can breathe. Those things seem to live on wall rocks at 100 meters below the sea.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90521
90523 90530
>>90520
They can't swim away when they see Iron, though
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90522
90524 90526
>>90519
She starts to pull away, having evidently awoken something in the horn, but remains fixated on it. Then, she pets it again, almost like a fascinated cat
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90523
90525 90530
>>90521
At least Iron can try to use bait to lure them closer and then grapple them into submission.
How the fuck is Iron going to
A- Reach the damn plant-coral-like thing
B- Successfully masturbate to it without draining my oxygen supply.

Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90524
90526 90530
>>90522
Well, her hoof hasn't yet melted or spontaneously caught fire, and the magic field has remained stable. Odds are, the static feeling is nothing but that. "You sure seem to enjoy it."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90525
90527
>>90523
When the question is "can I" and not "should I" then you've already lost.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90526
>>90524
>>90522
inb4 Silver shoots magic cum after enough poking.
Heck, go for sucking the horn to see if the spark has any taste.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90527
90528
>>90525
It is easy to think that. You seem to imply Iron would even try to do A and B if he could.
Probably yes. No one actually cares if some semen gets dumped into the sea.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90528
90529
>>90527
Iron is the type of stallion who gets teenage fillies pregnant just from swimming in the same body of water
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90529
>>90528
Kek. Probably.
Still wondering what happened to the cum-soaked tree at the abbey.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90530
90531 90532
>>90523
>>90521
Like what the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>90524
“They can be fun.” She pets it again. Then she says
“When I was stationed in Zaphia, I was briefly sent north to follow a task force of the security police involved in hunting members of the political class in the recently liberated Hellquill. There were great big piles of unicorn horns laying together. Several feet tall. Like children’s ice cream sprinkles.” She almost seems to fade out as she says this
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90531
>>90530
A civil discussion about how Iron would cum on an underwater plant in the sea.
This is peak intellectual discussion.
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90532
90533
>>90530
Silver grimaces from the macabre image. Apparently emotion can manipulate the magic field around unicorn horns, as his flares a little from indignation. "I have heard of such acts of barbarism, committed against unicorns in history, though I did not know it still goes on to this day. Supposedly unicorn horns are supposed to grant you luck. Sounds about as pleasant as I imagined it." The field reduces back to how it was before her description. "I take it Zaphia and Hellquill are Griffon nations?"
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90533
90534
>>90532
As if in a trance, she replies
“There was nothing in history like it. Nothing like it.”
Then her trance stops, and can see emotion returning to her face. It’s that smile of hers, and it shows a deep inner satisfaction.
“Aestii is a pony nation, if perhaps a bit depopulated, with a few too many stranglers of the old empire. As for Zaphia... only half is griffin land”

Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90534
90535
>>90533
"It sounds and looks as though those responsible were brought to justice. That is good, if that is truth." He folds the magic field over her foreleg, spreading the tingly feeling all throughout it. She can feel through his horn as his own internal magic flows through his horn like blood, and spreads over and partially through her extended limb. It's a foreign feeling to her own Pegasus magic, if she's ever actually felt it before. "On different note, I am not sure how many Unicorns there are in Nimbusia, but I can tell you that there are not very many in Severyana. There it is most Pegasi, followed closely by Earth Ponies."
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90535
90536
>>90534
“I wouldn’t speak so quickly... so many of them only needed to head west to Griefenhiem.”
She still seems strangely fascinated by the horn
“ I would ask what would happen if it were severed... but the Reformistin scientists left very good notes on that subject...”
Then she responds to his last statement
“Severyana is Pegasi? Then why did they turn to Communism?” She seems genuinely confused by this
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90536
90537
>>90535
"Because Earth Pony minority there is still significantly large, only trailing just behind Pegasi for majority, and because Steel Stallion was supposedly just that charismatic, if you believe stories about him. But yes, Pegasi have historically been majority race in Severyana, ever since days long ago, during early days of Three Pony Tribes when southern region was divided into city-states, and ponies in what is now Nova Griffonia were wandering nomads. I remember during one school trip, we saw flags of different cities during that time, and many of them used Pegasi as heraldic symbols. Then of course you had flag of when Severyana was united under Tsar, and his own state symbol: it was two-headed Pegasus, wearing shared crown to symbolize unification of settlements of south and nomads of north."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90537
90538
>>90536
“Nomads of the North? Now who are they?”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90538
90539
>>90537
"Pegasi, mostly. They were nomadic pony tribes, almost like subculture of Severyanans, in Nova Griffonia that guarded southern reaches from various other threatening tribes: Yaks, Bears, Penguins, even occasional Griffon migrations from Northern Griffonia. They were skilled, hardened warriors from fighting both numerous enemies and land itself, and knew how to live off of land. It came in useful, as it is not very good land to try to settle on. And above all, they were very defensive about their tribes, their lands, and their way of life."
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90539
90540
>>90538
She smiles, more warmly this time
“Just like the Pegasi to be protective of their lands. Maybe, in time, they too shall be liberated, as the eastern marches were”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90540
90541
>>90539
"Maybe. But, let us not talk too much more of this. I do not want this conversation to end up like last one we had."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90541
90542
>>90540
Her expression changes to a half smile, half frown. As if on cue, the zony arrives with Silver’s hamburger and Blue’s sandwich
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90542
90543
>>90541
He gives the zony a nod as he accepts the hayburger. "Thank you." With a lick of his lips, he dresses it with the condiments available at their table, and he digs in, taking a large bite out of it.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90543
90544
>>90542
It’s a bit greasy, but otherwise decent. Blue Skies looks around her sandwich, inspecting it, with a sort of uncertain expression.
She sort of whispers the following to Silver:
“What did you do with those... changelings you said you had?”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90544
90545
>>90543
As far as he's concerned, it's not bad for a lunch. He'll just need to work it off sometime soon. "Spark is watching them, until I get back."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90545
90546
>>90544
"Which one is Spark again?" She asks
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90546
90547
>>90545
"He is other unicorn."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90547
90548 90549
>>90546
"Oh, right. That one."

Okay, I have to go to sleep now
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90548
90988 90989
>>90547
Silver nods. "He is good kid."

Sleep well!
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90549
90550
>>90547
I don't mean to be rude or trying to possess your time, but do you think you're ready for some foal bartering/negotiation?
Of course if Ash is here as well.
And the time is right for the three of us.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90550
90552
>>90549
>not intending to be rude
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IRON’S PLAYER
But yeah, that scene should be continued. I know the next lines of dialogue, I’ve just been too lazy to dig and find the posts
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90551
90552
The real Iron player may come back soon. Woo~
Maybe he will make Iron Chaotic Evil. Woo~
In any case, I can post the post I posted where the posts regarding the conversation between the big boi and Willow Brooks.
Post containing all posts between Iron and gmabler/possible pimp. >>90330

Latest post where the two talk.>>90242


Iron's the r00d one, not me.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90552
>>90551
This sounds slightly autistic.
Nevertheless it should help you find the posts.
>>90550
Disregard that last part of previous post.

gYKef
?
No.90553
90554 90559
[1d20 = 15]
Scrub scrub
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90554
90555
>>90553
A good scrub scrub.
What u scrubbing, my guy?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90555
90556
>>90554
Some type of dish my dude
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90556
90557
>>90555
Without any specification, you would scrub anything.
Anything at all~
Like the bar nut supply for non-drinkers.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90557
90558
>>90556
Kek
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90558
>>90557
Or chewing gum.
Milk, hairs, etc.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90559
90560 90577
>>90553
Rub-a-dub-dub.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90560
90561
>>90559
Rubby ducky.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90561
90562
>>90560
You're so fine, you make bath time so divine. Rubber ducky you're my very best friend it's true
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90562
90563
>>90561
Too bad Skies didn't have a rubber ducky for Silver to play with.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90563
90564
>>90562
He played with the adult rubber ducky
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90564
90565
>>90563
Ducks aren't sperm-launching cylinders. They're ducks.
Maybe a rubber submarine or shark.
"Wait a second, there's no shakrs in the bathtub."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90565
90566
>>90564
Fair point
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90566
90567 90569
>>90565
"Fire torpedo at target Skies!"
*launches semen torpedo*
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90567
90570
>>90566
"Captain, we've expended all the torpedoes!"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90569
90571 90572
rainbow_dash_chins_by_wubmacawda-d9hj2iv.png
>>90566
>>90566

Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90570
>>90567
"Shit! The target is looking at us sternly! We need to withdraw! Fall back into base!"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90571
>>90569
Oh hey, he is alive
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90572
90573
>>90569
Oh hello. Don't mind me. Just shooting a load on a Blue Skies replica at the void.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90573
90574
>>90242
>>90242
He laughs slightly
"I don't think you understand. We are the only game in town. And a betrayal of one, is a betrayal of us all. The gang is family, and it does not take kindly to an attack on family. He'll think twice before lashing out over something as mundane as spanking, which any parent or even the nuns were going to do anyways."

>>90572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niByTamxaj8
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90574
90575 90578
>>90573
Crap. This is not good.
Iron feels like he's not lying to him. He's doesn't have many options left. He tries to open up a new venue.
"What do you expect Henhill to become? A mere grunt or a successor?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90575
90576
>>90574
"A successor"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90576
>>90575
Iron raises his eyebrows.
"Really? Do you not have somepony to create and raise a foal of your own?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90577
>>90559
Wub-a-dub-dub
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90578
90579
>>90574
"I don't... I do not have a colt to groom into a successor, no"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90579
90580
>>90578
Iron seems genuinely confused, somewhat losing focus on the foal negotiation.
"But you have stability and confidence. I can see your power from here. Why are you not swimming in mares right now?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90580
90581
>>90579
"'Swimming in mares' isn't exactly conducive to family life"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90581
90582
>>90580
"You can always pick one to harbor your young. Why did not choose one and have a foal with her?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90582
90583
>>90581
"There have been... shall we say, difficulties in relationships'
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90583
90584
>>90582
Iron cocks his head.
"Of what kind? Have you been metaphorically backstabbed by too many mares to trust them or something?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90584
90585
>>90583
"That's... Not necessarily the issue, but this life isn't made for the typical family stallion. Or at least, it doesn't attract typical family stallions"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90585
90586
>>90584
"Well, you do not have to have a typical family life in order to attract a mare into staying with you and raise a foal. You sound like you would protect her to the ends of the world, and your supposed monopoly on gang warfare means that there is little to no possible traitorous acts."
A poke of his chin.
"The one problem may be that she could be an undercover cop, which should not be too hard to find out since you seem experienced in your line of work and should find out without much issue."
A scratch on his side.
"I only suggest this due to the unreliability of Henhill as your successor. As a grunt it seems plausible, but he may not be able to fit on your role as a leader. Foals who you create will naturally fit any roll and will do it without much question since you have a far stronger authority over them than random colts picked off from an abbey, which you have to deal with a sleugh of mental problems that may resurface when the time for him to fit his roll will come."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90586
90587
>>90585
"I... I don't..." He's embarrassed it seems at the moment
Me2Nm
?
No.90587
90588
[1d20-2 = -7]
>>90586
"Is something wrong?" He cocks his head again.
For the sake of it, Iron tries to read what Willow Brooks' mind is going through.
Rolling sense motive which is rather low. Ash please do this as well when you're able.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90588
90589
>>90587
Iron cannot discern much, except that it seems he finds Iron's description of him somewhat flattering

He continues
"Henhill here can make a fine operator. He is catching on quickly"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90589
90590
>>90588
"I only saw him give you a wallet he pickpocketed it while making the target drunk. I do not think that is leader-worthy material yet."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90590
90591 90592
>>90589
He smiles
"Hence the apprenticeship"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90591
90594
>>90590
"What did he learn to be considered leader-worthy so far?"
Edgy boi OOC
t6BaL
?
No.90592
90593 90594
>>90590
I was talking to Sister marey last time i posted right?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90593
>>90592
I think so.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90594
90595 90597
>>90591
"You just saw a lesson on how to deal with gamblers who refuse to pay up. He's learning the tricks of the trade, slowly"

>>90592
He was going to see her, but yes
Edgy boi OOC
t6BaL
?
No.90595
90596
>>90594
Dark Star Could Relate to this colt.
Dark Star continues his journey to find mother superior
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90596
90602
>>90595
And thus he finds her. She's in her office, evidently doing administrative work
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90597
90599
>>90594
Iron sighs.
"Are you sure you cannot simply woo a mare and have a foal of your own in order to create an even better successor than Henhill may prove to be?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90598
90600 90601 90659
Spoilered
Keep in mind of what Henhill has now:
A functioning hierarchy
Steady employment
A family to always look after him
A father-figure who can provide full attention to raising him
Skills of self-reliance, self-defense, communication and leadership

What awaits him at the orphanage:
An impoverished nest of foals
Uncertain prospects for work
A cold society with no relatives outside the institution
Multiple adoptive mother-figures who are more concerned with younger foals
Lack of practical education to survive in the real world

Spark is utterly blue-pilled.

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90599
90601
>>90597
He tilts his head at Iron
"How long has your most stable relationship lasted, body guard?"