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Occupied Equestria, Day 5, Mid to Late Morning
Anonymous
vVf+Z
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No.89111
89113
Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

Ash and Iron seem to want to head out from the abbey. Dark Star was having a conversation with the rescued foals after doing community service. Silver is having a surprisingly friendly conversation with Blue Skies about politics. Spark is babysitting and Brie is supposed to be doing the same. Onyx is sleeping.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89112
1872359.png
[Kirin Noises]
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
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No.89113
>>89111
>Silver is having a surprisingly friendly conversation with Blue Skies about politics.
Who knew that hating Commies could bring the bitterest of ideological enemies together?
Anonymous
vVf+Z
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No.89114
89121
As blue Skies is laying down, Silver must lean further forward to feel her sides. If he places his hooves on her sides between her hips and her ribs, what he feels is soft and squishy. Directly touching the sides of her chest is possible only with her wings spread wide and forward. This part of her is bony, with less muscle or fat than on her hips.

Blue Skies looks back at Silver as she answers.
“Stalingrad has nothing to fear in that penal colony of the old Empire. They can barely keep their government together. They are in no position to be a threat. As for that ‘Tsar’... well, we’ll see who wants to claim these ancient pony lands. Whether it’s the Duke looking for old pony territories, the Archon looking to reclaim the Empire’s colony, or Chrysalis claiming more Liebesraum
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89116
89117
Any info on Star?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89117
89118
>>89116
He's still alive, last I checked.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89118
89119
>>89117
Do you think it was that poster with a different ID last thread recently?
Anonymous
S4hiu
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No.89119
89120
>>89118
No, I don't.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89120
89124
>>89119
Crap.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89121
89122
>>89114
Silver rubs, presses, and kneads between her hips and her ribs. Internally, he chuckles at the fairly provocative position they must be in right now. "He most certainly would want to reclaim North for Severyana, but whether he can or not is up for debate. He is old, older than I am even if it is only by few years. His Tsarist faction, now transformed into Severyanan Traditional Monarchist Party, has been all but locked out of Stalliongrad's government, with less representation than even Star Children Party, and public shows of support for his party have been outlawed. I have heard rumor Peter himself has been imprisoned on Azkaban island, north of Griffish Isles, and there is also rumor his son, Peter V, who is only other potential leader for party, has been outcast from Stalliongrad, and is currently living in city of Novoczernuszsk, which Black Hooves now control I think."
Anonymous
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No.89122
89123
>>89121
Blue Skies purrs softly and looks back at Silver, with a somewhat warm smile.
“Even in exile a claimant to rule can be dangerous. Perhaps especially in exile. But I think any chance of him regaining that throne is unlikely.”
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89123
89130
>>89122
He smiles back. His voice takes on a dramatic, almost patriotic tone that Blue hasn't heard before, adding a slight flourish to his words. "One can hope. Among mountain of rumors surrounding Stalliongrad, there is one that fills me with hope for my former Motherland's future. During famines that caused Communists to rise up in Severyana, there was resistance. Loyalists, those remained after Equestria was unable to provide relief, joined up with Tsarists in St. Petershoof, and united under one banner, with one purpose: to eradicate Communism and see their Motherland's glory restored. They called it 'The White Army of Severyana'. And during Severyanan Civil War, they fought, and they fought well. Even as their supplies ran out, and Reds stormed their lines, pushed into St. Petershoof itself, they fought. They fought to their last, and proved to world that Communism would not run unopposed. But that was not end for them. Even now, many ponies in Stalliongrad speak in hushed tones and whispers about standing up to the Supreme Soviet. Farmers, former militia ponies, and citizens of all stripes who have been blighted by Communists and their collectivization, or who fear them pushing into Southern Severyana, all speak with one voice the call of the faithful, the loyal, the resistant:

"'The White Army of Severyana lives'."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89124
89125
>>89120
Is it plausible for Sister Ash and Iron to go on ahead for now?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89125
89126
>>89124
I think so. Ash should approach Iron, since he's playing a spooky statue still, and relinquish his 'curse'.
And suffer a boop.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89126
89127
>>89125
Sister Ash finishes gathering everything she thinks she needs for the trip (a few scraps of cloth, and a random stick), calls Caleb, and goes to greet Iron at the entrance of the abbey.

"Are you ready to go?" She asks, after approaching him.
Me2Nm
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No.89127
89128 89129
[1d20+11 = 23]
>>89126
Iron boops Ash's snout, not wanting to break character in front of the foals peeking.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89128
89131
>>89127
"Oof!"
*Snoot scrunches*
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89129
89130 89131
>>89127
Do you remember the addresses of those mademares?
Anonymous
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No.89130
89132 89133
>>89123
She continues smiling, but there is something different about her smile now. Something more... her. Then she laughs, but there is something devious in it.

“Were it so easy. The those Markists have no respect for history, for culture, or for the natural hierarchy. But they have succeeded in one task. They have turned a nation of ponies away from their free and natural state and into an orderly hive. A hive built for war. A hive of factory workers and drones who fight. When they fight, it is in great steel swarms of metal and magic. They will not be defeated easily by anyone.”

And then she adds
“But the ‘White Army’ is not the only claimant of north Severyana.”

>>89129
Do you remember the descriptions of the foals?
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89131
>>89128
Iron chuckles a bit at his successful boop. "Sorry, I was acting like a scary booping statue for some of the foals." Iron clears his throat. "Thank you, valerous mare, for freeing me from my curse!" He hollers, making it up so as to not break character with the foals "My life is yours to command!"
>>89129
I don't. Did the GM even name where they live?
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89132
89134
>>89130
He sighs. "No, they are not. And I know it will not be easy feat. But it is possible. Not every citizen supports them, especially farmers and laborers who still make up majority of lower class in Stalliongrad. And their new Secretary General, Vasily Pantsushenko, has not yet dealt with famine adequately, and it is causing dissatisfaction among workers and craftsponies. She's been more worried with building grand monuments and palaces for her party, while also trying to deal with subversive elements within it. It is getting to point where all it would take is single spark to set fire to whole corrupted mess that is their republic."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89133
89134
>>89130
To be honest, I don't recall their colors. I should gave written it down.. I just know they both have their cutie marks.
Sister Ash has both of their pictures though, and she's personally seen Ollie.
Anonymous
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No.89134
89135 89136
>>89133
I can’t look it up myself until I get back to a laptop

>>89132
And now, she looks back at Silver head tilted slightly, with a definite confused expression

“You don’t understand, do you? Well, I will say this. Whatever internal problems Stalliongrad has - whatever food shortages, whatever worker disatisfaction - will soon enough be swept away from their minds. A fire is indeed coming, but it is a fire from without. A great conflagration from the West will soon engulf them”

Silver
NJdlu
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No.89135
89138
>>89134
"Oh, I know that. Odds are, however, Chrysalis will wait to deal with Stalliongrad until after she has finished with Equestria. They are still stronger, more concentrated force than New Mareland's forces in Equestria. She will want to attack them at full strength, when she has no other distractions."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89136
89137
>>89134
I'm trying to search it, but I'm not sure what words to search.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89137
89139
>>89136
If the gangsters told Ash about who are missing and their coat and mane colors, then search for 'Comte Burgher'. If not, search for 'Marey' or any other nuns.
Anonymous
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No.89138
89142
>>89135
Her smile is now definitely devious

“Whatever happened to what you said last night? This whole grand idea of speaking to hungry swarms like they were friendly neighbors? Have you no faith in the power of secret diplomacy?”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89139
89140
>>89137
No. Sister Ash got the descriptions of the foals from photographs in the abbey.

Willowbrooks was the first Mademares, at the East Sixth.
The second was Saintgallop, at Westhaven.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89140
89141 89143
>>89139
Oh. Well that's the addresses down. Did you find the foal descriptions?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89141
>>89140
Nope.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89142
89145
>>89138
The look on Silver's face suggests he's not very appreciative of that smile. "Just because I do not think like Dark Star does in that all changelings are guilty of crime of existing, does not mean that I think highly of all changelings. You and I both know Chrysalis will not stop at just Western Equestria, and I do not believe any amount of 'secret diplomacy' will change that. She does not seek diplomacy. She seeks dominance."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89143
89144
>>89140
It's kind of difficult to backread with the thread sizes..
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89144
89146
>>89143
I know. It takes a while to load.
Anonymous
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No.89145
89150
>>89142
Appreciated or not, it’s there. Bright and big
“No. She will not. But that isn’t the question now is it? The question is who’s next
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89146
89147 89154
>>89144
Alright, one was a filly with Sun Rays,the other was a colt with Dumbells. I know that there was a red Earth Pony, and a Black Unicorn.

The one who was picked up by the Manhattan couple was a blankflank. I don't think that one was ever described.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89147
89148
>>89146
Roger that. Be sure to command Iron to follow you when you're ready to move out. I believe we may have to hoof-fight. He does have some tidbits of info that could help sway one or both the mademares to release the assigned foals, but first I should confirm if Cauldron actually told Iron about the stallion's interest.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89148
89149
>>89147
Only 4 missing foals left...
Idk which is closer, so we may as well start With Willowbrooks on the East side.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89149
89151
>>89148
Alright. We shall go there.

Iron awaits Ash's command.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89150
89154
>>89145
"Chrysalis's relationship with Griffonian Empire is well established, and it is known Empire wants to retake their lost colony, so I do not believe she will try for Nova Griffonia. Stalliongrad would put up fiercest resistance out of all options, so I do not believe she will try to conquer them just yet. She could try for Polar Bear Communities and Kingdom of Pingland, but outside of some meager resources, there's nothing that conquering them would provide to Hegemony. All that is left is Eastern Equestria, and it is very enticing prospect for Chrysalis. There are plenty of resources, plenty of ponies to use as food, and it is barely defended."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89151
89152
>>89149
"Let's head to the East Sixth." Sister Ash says, getting up.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89152
89153
>>89151
Iron nods. "I will follow."
Iron has begun following Ash, making sure his armor and shield are properly equipped, including his leather belt under his armor.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89153
89187
>>89152
With him, Sister Ash sets off on course to the East Sixth.
Anonymous
vVf+Z
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No.89154
89155 89158
>>89146
Are those the descriptions of the two foals with the made mares, or of the other two foals besides those two and Comte’s two in the set of six?

>>89150
“New Mareland has one thing going for it that none of the other states have going for it. An ocean. An ocean, and a navy defending it. Yes, invading West Equestria right now - and all of this is assuming Chrysalis chooses to knock down the front door rather than quietly open a rear window - will be as simple as driving a tank from the border to the sea. So what? They won’t have defeated New Mareland. Their core territories are overseas, as are their main supplies of most resources save rubber. And if Chrysalis tried to invade Stalliongrad after invading East Equestria, she’ll find not only the tanks and infantry of Stalliongrad staring back at her, but the entire New Mareland Army right above them in grand flights of Pegasi and dive bombers, and behind them in formations of artillery”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89155
89156 89159 89161
>>89154
Wait, Six?

I can't remember what Ollie looked like.

I don't recall what the "adopted" foal looked like. I don't think a specific description was given.

Two of the foals had cutie marks, iirc. I think the rest were blank flanks.

Idk who those descriptions referred to, there was very little to go by in the post.

Compt's foals were two colts, White and Green.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89156
89157 89160
>>89155
Right now, I'm looking for:

The two foals picked up by the mademares.

The foal who was allegedly adopted.

Ollie.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89157
>>89156
Unless I've missed one...
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89158
89161
>>89154
"Even excusing that New Mareland's navy just got pummeled, and that Chrysalis's own navy has gotten considerably stronger in past months, there is one thing you are forgetting: there is force in Griffonia that is stronger than New Mareland. And they are friendly with Chrysalis."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89159
89161
>>89155
If I wasn't mistaken, the foals taken by the mademares we're the two who had Cutie Marks, meaning there was a filly with Sun rats and a Colt with Dumbells among them.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89160
>>89156
If we count Comte's foals, then it would be six. I think you're right.
Anonymous
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No.89161
89164 89165
>>89155
Then repost exactly what was said in the post

>>89158
“Have I forgotten? How could any pony of the East ever forget? No, they are still occupied by the Iconoclasts and the “harmonists.” And however cuddly you think Chrysalis is to them, there is nothing she could give them that equals the raw boots on the ground that New Mareland provides against their enemies.”

She moves her head to her shoulder, in what seems to be a faux endearing display

“It isn’t called ‘The Tripple Alliance’ for nothing”

>>89159
I know they had cutie marks. I am asking if the black unicorn and the red earth pony are those two pony or a separate two
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89163
89167 89168
>>82998 →
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89164
>>89161
I'm trying. My phone crashes when I try to open the thread.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89165
89169
>>89161
Silver flashes Blue's trademark grin right back at her. "Well, there is fact that Chrysalis has not conquered numerous Griffon nations in past decade, Griffon nations that Griffonian Empire had machinations of reclaiming. And there is fact that Griffonian Empire still benefits directly from Changeling Panzer designs. And that Changeling Hegemony poses less of threat to Griffonian interests than New Mareland does..."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89166
89167 89168
>>83005 →
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89167
89169
>>89166
>>89163
My phone keeps crashing when I try to look at this thread,but idk if there was anything linking the two clues.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89168
89170
>>89163
>>89166
I'll take a look on the laptop.
It's chugging hard
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89169
89170 89171
>>89165
She rolls her eyes, then looks ahead and pulls her great outstretched wings back to her side

"There is more to be said about which nations New Mareland has colonized and their relation to the Empire, or exactly how happy the Archon is with the prospect of Changelings gaining a foothold on Griffonia should they conquer New Mareland after conquering an entire continent. But really now, what would be the point in saying it?"

>>89167
Let that be a lesson about why you should stop spamming the threads by constantly replying to your own posts. If you have anything to say to anyone, reply to that person, so they actually know you are talking to them and can sort out the posts among the literal thousands in threads. If you don't have anything to say to anyone and just want to talk to yourself, then don't bother posting. All of us have laptops and phones that crash when we try to open large threads. All of us have difficulty backreading. So don't make it any harder than it needs to be
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89170
89173
>>89168
I don't think there was any concrete description there.
>>89169
How many posts per thread would you prefer?
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89171
89172
>>89169
"Oh, I imagine they already have their own 'secret diplomacy' between each other about avoiding such possibilities, should they kick New Mareland out of this Triple Alliance and decide to turn on them." He stands up to stretch out his limbs. "In either case, I am not sure how much more massaged your body can get."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89172
89174
>>89171
She stands up rather quickly, and walks to the door, opening it for him. She does not look more relaxed than when she came in.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89173
89181
>>89170
You're right. The pics only say there's three blankflanks and the two cutie marks you described. No mention that the cutie marked foals are the ones being trianed by gang members.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89174
89175
>>89172
"Thank you for seeing me, Blue. It has been nice talking with you." He trots out the open door.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89175
89177 89178
>>89174
She says nothing. The door to the left, the door he came in, is closed
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89177
89179
>>89175
He goes to leave through this door.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89178
89180
>>89175
I think you offended her.
Or she's trying to act professional, not sure
Or trying not to spark rumors of her bedding an old stallion while in a relationship with Star
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89179
89180
>>89177
The door is unlocked and opens, but when he does so, a guard on the other side immediately asks "Who are you?"
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89180
89183
>>89178
Either Silver offended her, or she doesn't like the thought that the Griffonian Empire and the Changeling Hegemony could both turn on New Mareland at the same time, which could have also offended her.

>>89179
"Silver Sword. I was let in here by Blue Skies." He points to the room he just came out of.
Anonymous
S4hiu
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No.89181
89182 89183 89186
>>89173
The question is whether or not the Red Earth Pony and The White Unicorn were the ponies with the Cutie Marks that were sent to the mademares.

The colts we brought back from Burger were a White Earth Pony and a Green Unicorn, who lacked cutie marks: White Orchid and Mint Marine.

If there were three blankflanks, that means that we've found two of them, so there's only one blankflank left, and two with Cutie Marks. Of the two with Cutie Marks, there were was a Filly with Sun Rays and a Colt with dumbells.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89182
>>89181
Computer crashed for some reason, so I'll phonepost for a bit to ease its burden.

Ah, so it's proven that at least one of the foals has to have a cutie mark. Got it.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89183
89184
>>89180
He squints his eyes, and looks back with a look somewhere between uncertainty, disgust, and judgement
"Alright... I guess you are not a detainee, or at least not anymore. You may go."

>>89181
I know enough
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89184
89185
>>89183
He nods at the guard. "Thank you. Have good day." He makes his way past the guard, back outside the building through the way he came in.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89185
89187
>>89184
And thus he leaves the snake pit
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89186
89187
>>89181
By the by, link your movements to the GM.
Anonymous
S4hiu
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No.89187
89188
>>89186
Got it.
>>89153
>>89185

I'm going to have to leave to eat dinner some time soon though.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89188
89189
>>89187
Roger.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89189
89191
>>89188
Back
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89191
89192 89193
>>89189
We should discuss our plan of action.
As he follows Ash towards the East Sixth, he spaks up. "Do you have any plan on how to deal with the mademares?"
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89192
>>89191
*he speaks up.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89193
89194
>>89191
Sister Ash is silent for a few moments before she responds.
"... To ask them nicely if I can see the foals.."
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89194
89195
>>89193
Iron nods. "I suppose it is a better plan than just punching everypony." He pokes his chin. "This first pony is a mare, right?"

Phoneposting after this post.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89195
89196
>>89194
"Perhaps, judging by he name.." she says, a bit unsure
"I want to see what's happened to him.
Iron
KOBQZ
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No.89196
89197
>>89195
"If she is, then you can use her bar as an advantage. We could either cause some damage to it or try to improve the business she has. I am not sure how we would do the latter."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89197
89198
>>89196
"It would be preferable not to make a scene. I'll do whatever feels necessary though."
Iron
KOBQZ
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No.89198
>>89197
Iron nods.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89199
89200 89202
4107507-maud_blank_stare_s4e18.png
Alright, I know I shouldn't comment on player/character choices, but I will admit that the Silver-Blue Skies scene didn't end in a way that felt satisfying
As it started on Tuesday, I thought that it would be a great exploration of Blue's secret admiration of Silver's philosophy of being kind and doing good to those you have previously received only evil from, in the hopes that they too may learn to be good. And in kind, of Silver's desire to make peace with old enemies from the war, and Silver seeing his old Highwaymare in Blue Skies and possibly falling in love with her. I thought there would be a test of how far Skies was willing to go with Silver. Instead, we got a conservation about a geopolitical situation neither would have first hand knowledge of which became an argument after Blue Skies basically told Silver that her country was intending to use his old homeland as a steak to distract a hunting predator, and Silver in turn restarted the argument that's been had twice before where he tells Blue Skies why he thinks her government is too weak to meaningfully resist the Changelings. So I figured that she would just show him the door when it became obvious that he didn't want to be persuaded, but rather belittle the government she works for. Maybe I should have had her make a sarcastic remark, but it would have ended the same. And the massage was neither him wanting to touch her nor him testing her, but repaying what she did for him the day before.
I feel like this would have gone differently if I could have stayed up on Tuesday, but I thought that I may have had stuff to do in the morning, so I went to sleep
I don't think Dark Star's player is returning for a while. This is probably the last time we will see Blue Skies for a long time
Again, I don't want to influence player choices, because you can do what you want to. I just wanted to express my feelings
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89200
>>89199
Understandable. I had a feeling she was testing Silver on some level from how physical the two were being.

That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89202
89203
>>89199
Gee, I'm not really sure how to respond to that...
Skies isn't a bad character, btw, despite my character not always getting along with her (for her own, in-character reasons).

Also, if you had a path you wanted my character to follow, I wouldn't be unwilling to try to play the role in my own way. I can be an actor as much as a player, so I don't mind if you wanna influence my character to a slight degree.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89203
89204
>>89202
I do agree with this. You don't have to be scared of limiting players' freedom to tell the story you want.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89204
89205
>>89203
I wouldn't put it as 'limiting character's freedoms', but moreso 'quest giving'. If there's a role you want me to play in the story, I'll steer my character towards developing that role.
After all, PCs are effectively protagonists.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89205
89206
>>89204
I'm pretty sure at this point, it's too late to place limitations on character creation since we're already somewhat fleshed characters that now need to be motivated through their own likes and dislikes.
I suppose Iron can do that too.
Or, you know, make Iron jump off a cliff and start fresh with that unicorn/pegasus bard I keep talking about.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89206
89207
>>89205
Nah, Sister Ash has plenty of room to change. I actually devised a flow-chart like system to figure out what different paths she can take as a hero. The only question to how she'd mature depends on what the long-term goals of the party outta be. So far, I've focused on developing her as a kind and charitable character, to flesh-creatures alignment as a neutral good ascetic. I was hoping to do some stuff that could make her stand out as a nature-worshipper too, sometime.
Characters can always change. That's what character development is. Goals, experiences, and comradery are all good ways to Stoke character development.

Besides, Sister Ash might eventually have to drop the ascetiscism gig, since she currently has an AC of just 10...
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89207
89208 89210
>>89206
>only 10 AC
*insert pledge to protect meme*
I sure hope Iron can manage. He is kind of a stubborn pony that only respects a good hoof or fist fight first, then words.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89208
89209
>>89207
Well, Sister Ash is similar, in her own way.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89209
>>89208
I sure hope so.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89210
89211
>>89207
Iron doesn’t have to follow Ash around like a lost puppy
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89211
89212
>>89210
He's a puppy with a purpose to protecc, like Caleb.
Aside from that, he did promise to help her all the way. Tell you what. I'll go back to Cauldron for some work after helping Ash on her sidequest. Sound good?
That is if this doesn't go to shit and the bar isn't destroyed or the mademares killed or otherwise wishing for vengeance. If that's the case, maybe he can act like a merc for Black Hooves. All of this after fullfilling his promise.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89212
89213
>>89211
It's very much appreciated.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89213
>>89212
I don't think he's doing a lot. At least not yet. He's more of a contingency plan of sorts. If the baddies want combat, they'll get combat kind of deal. Apart from that, he's just along for the ride.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89214
89215
Do we have time to play tonight?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89215
89216
>>89214
With just Iron and Ash?
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89216
89217
>>89215
Well, idk if anyone else is here..
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89217
>>89216
I think he's implying we're going to desync again like the cannery job.
EEE
+EyeY
?
No.89218
89219 89222
Eeee?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89219
89220
>>89218
AY! The mango-fueled bat is bacc!
EEE
+EyeY
?
No.89220
89221 89223
>>89219
Again, if only you knew. So where are we at, and who's feeling daring?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89221
89223 89224
>>89220
Iron, Ash and you. GM is so-so, maybe phoneposting. Spark is nowhere to be seen.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89222
89225
Eeeeeee.gif
>>89218
Last I recall, Brie stepped out. At least I think. Spark has been babysitting the ersatz foals, who promptly started fighting each other. Silver was being nice to Blue Skies at headquarters until he wasn't, he's probably coming back now
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89223
89225
>>89220
>>89221
Also, Silver and GM did an oopsie on their character exploration, so Skies is going to be absent for some time.
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89224
89226
>>89221
I'm back.
EEE
+EyeY
?
No.89225
89226 89227
>>89222
>>89223
The last thing Brie explicitly did was to rest for a journey with Wesley adorably snuggling under his wing.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89226
>>89224
>>89225
Jesus Christ, are you multiRPing or something?
Well, now you've unlocked 'Interacting with Spark and the two foals' option. Brie can wake up to see Spark trying to acheive peace while Kerr and Wesley who is assumed to have since gone away from his conforting bat wing are having a friendly scuffle.
Colts will be colts, after all.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89227
89231 89244
>>89225
D'aww, well Wesley was fighting with Kerr, though he probably wouldn't have if he had a pony to parasitize on
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89228
89229 89230
So, were we supposed to meet up with any of the others, cuz I kind of thought we were going to see the mademares solo.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89229
89232 89233
>>89228
We can do that to get Spark's above average diplomacy and bluff skills.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89230
>>89228
And I'd like to have this figured out sooner than later, because it's getting late, and I don't have the Constitution to stay up until 2am
EEE
+EyeY
?
No.89231
89241
>>89227
Brie is a sociopath, no lovings to nom on.
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89232
89234 89237
>>89229
I don't think I have any diplomacy. I think that was all Dark Star.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89233
89234
>>89229
Does he even have diplomacy as a class skill?

I do, but no skill points to allocate...
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89234
89235
>>89232
>>89233
Oh. Well, I suppose bluff can be useful?
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89235
89236
>>89234
Idk.

Well, do we go to get Spark or not? I thought he was busy with the changelings.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89236
>>89235
Right, he is busy with those foals. I suppose if Spark really wants to come OOC, then we could leave Silver as their guardian, unless we can get an NPC to care for changeling foals out of everything.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89237
89238
>>89232
Hey, Spark, do you want to come or babysit the bug bois some more?
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89238
89239
>>89237
Hmm... I would like to come to reduce the chances of the place burning down, but I should stay with the changelings until they are sent away.
I'm still going to miss them.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89239
89240 89244

>>89238
We're getting you.

Alright, Sister Ash and Iron detour to go get Spark.
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89240
89248
>>89239
Ok then.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89241
89242
>>89231
Brie, can you stay with the bug bois for a bit longer?
EEE
+EyeY
?
No.89242
89243 89248
>>89241
"Yeah, they're fine with me"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89243
>>89242
Oh whoops, sorry. We weren't there yet. Keep that answer for later.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89244
89245
>>89239
>>89227
Just in case you needed to link it.
Calling you out, Ashy.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89245
89246
>>89244
Wait, what? Now I'm confused...
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89246
89247
>>89245
Remember the whole 'link to the people the post is for' lesson?
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89247
89248
>>89246
I'm sorry, m8.. I'm nearly passed out and my attention span is thinking..
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89248
89249 89251 89252
>>89247
I think the GM's on the same vein, actually.
>>89242
>>89240
You two, do you think you can be available on day hours like 12 to 3 or 4 PM? Silver and GM will probably be at the same schedule.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89249
89250
>>89248
Tomorrow is the Superbowl. Burgers may be busy footballing.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89250
>>89249
Oh no.
I think we should consider this an end unless the GM props up your prompt of going to the tavern in about half an hour.
EEE
+EyeY
?
No.89251
89253 89256
>>89248
I make no promises
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89252
89253 89254 89256 89291
>>89248
I should be more often like that now. My schedule kind of went crazy for a couple of weeks, but it is stabilizing now.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89253
>>89251
The suspense.
>>89252
Alrighty. Good to know.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89254
>>89252
Good to hear.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89255
89256
Alright. I'm sleeping now.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89256
>>89255
Goodnight.
I'll follow your example by going to bed too.
>>89252
>>89251
I hope I can see you two at the hours I mentioned, as well as the GM and Silver.
Maybe it's a bit too early. I am basing myself upon ART, not your usual timeframe. If you want to compare your times, I'm nodding off at 3:25 AM today.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89257
89258 89261 89269 89281
Not sure what I could really add about the whole encounter between Silver and Blue. They were having a fun time together, Silver repaying Blue's kindness from before, chatting about things, and then an argument happened. I guess I could say I also think the ending was dissatisfactory, and that it's not at all the way I would've liked it to end, but that's just how it went down, I suppose. I could add that Silver would be more than willing to make things up with Blue, if she would even speak with him at this point. Other than that, I guess I'll have to live with it.
Of course, a lack of Dark Star and Blue Skies kinda throws a couple wrenches into things, going on from here. Dark Star was a bit like the de facto leader of the group because of his connections and diplomatic skill, and his presence will be sorely missed by everyone. And Silver still has a small quest from Blue that he still needs to finish, or needed to finish but can't anymore. Blue Skies was the group's connection into the Black Hooves, and besides the Black Hooves, there's only one other faction in the city that the group knows how to contact, that being the Waterfront Gang. Most of the group would be hesitant to meet up with the Communists. And there's a distinct lack of Harmonists in the city.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89258
89259
>>89257
So we gangsta now?
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89259
89260 89266
>>89258
Unless something pops up, maybe. It depends on if Iron has connections with a section of the Waterfront Gang that is at least semi morally-agreeable to most of the gang.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89260
89269
>>89259
I think Cauldron is a good zebra. Maybe a bit specist from her painting of zebras dominating ponies, or maybe it's her father who fought against poners.
As a sidenote to your concerns, there's always going in like Dark Star did, just asking to join the faction all willy-nilly. They're a big organization, so there's a lot of ponies inside the faction to ask for jobs and gain renown.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89261
89266
>>89257
I was actually hoping to fill the niche of the diplomat, tbh. Diplomacy is a class skill for Druids so she wouldn't have to spend double ranks to increase it, and it's part of why I was playing a pacifist.
Although, she doesn't actually have those skills yet; I was going to give her sheet and overhaul after her first level-up, when it'starts decided whether or not she'll be able to do this Asceticism thing. After that, i'll reflux her skill set.

As for connections to the Blackhooves and the waterfront gang, it would depend on what the party (and more importantly, GM) want to do as the main question going forward. Connections could be reestablished, if PCs proactively tried.
As things stand, the party doesn't have a common goal, whichis why we've had some much trouble sticking together. The party needs to get together and discuss what they want in life, so that they can all head off on a joined adventure.
Sister Ash came to Equestria as a religiosity pilgrimage, to study eldritch and magical places in pursuit of advancing her own powers and becoming closers to nature; as well as to observe the role that ponies play as caretakers of nature. Everfree would be something like a mecca to her, but she would follow the party to any remote forest/cavern/dungeon so long as there was magic/nature/clergy that she could learn from; while everypony else hunts for treasure and plot development.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89266
>>89261
>>89259
That makes three people. Who else will come in at this hour? Will it be the elusive Brie, or the reserved Spark? Will the edgy satyr Dark Star appear just like a wizard, just in time? Will the GM capitalize on the appearances of all players at this hour or real life has tied him up and taken him as a hostage?
No one shall ever know.
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89267
89268
Brie has a plan. I'm not telling you what it is cuz that would be meta
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89268
89274
>>89267
That makes four.
Of course the rogue has to keep his plans secret. Typical rogue stuff.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89269
89271
>>89260
>cauldron is speciest
What?

>>89257
Disappointing, but it makes me wonder what exactly I was hoping for


Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89271
89272
>>89269
I thought with that painting the restaurant had, there's a little possibility. It could be his father though. Or its just a battle his father had long ago. Who knows, really? Never really asked Cauldron or any of her brothers and sisters.


Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89272
89273
D683C8C1-EB35-4E8A-8637-21612D3B7293.jpeg
>>89271
The painting was intended to be a depiction of sort of ponified Battle of Isandlwana, which if you’ll recall was a battle where Zulu warriors defeated a contingent of British infantry. Essentially it would have represented a Zebrican accomplishment and be a sort of symbol of Zebrican pride
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89273
>>89272
Ah, that's new to me. A cool reference. Sorry if I didn't get it before.
Iron never really commented on it, it was just OOC suspicions.
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89274
89275 89278
>>89268
Actually, its cuz OOC discussions about what the player's character is going to do, wants, or plans is meta in the extreme
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89275
>>89274
Ok then.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89278
89279 89282
>>89274
It'd be nice for characters to talk about what they want though, so they can cooperate.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89279
89280 89283
>>89278
We could if we were able to transport ourselves to that tavern and meet up with Spark and Brie.
Maybe Silver, if he is able to reach the tavern at the same time.
I want to aggressively hug Kerr again.
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89280
89282 89291
>>89279
This. Brie hasn't moved since the last mission.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89281
89282 89286
>>89257
I'm not entirely sure how the argument is supposed to go down. This is at least the third time its happened

"Your country is too weak to defeat the Changelings!"
"No it isn't"
"Yeah huh!"
"Nu uh"
"Yeah huh!"
"Okay. Fine then. Tell me how you will defeat the Changelings with no way to stall for time, no army, no navy, no airforce, and nowhere to run"
"I won't. All hope is lost"
"Okay. Then go be a feeding thrall"
"Well maybe I will!"
"There's a corner for you to sit and wait"
*conversation ends*
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89282
89283
>>89281
That's kinda funny.
If you're up for it, Iron and Ash are going to the tavern to fetch Spark. We could have some PC discussion time while we wait for Silver to arrive.
>>89280
>>89278
Are you guys also up for it or is real life blocking your attempts?
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89283
>>89279
Well, let's do that then. I wanna get this side quest finished.
>>89282
I don't have anything to do at this very moment.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89284
89285 89286
So, Iron and Sister Ash are going to meet the rest of the party at the tavern, right?

They go straight there then.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89285
>>89284
Remember to link your post to the GM.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89286
89287 89288
>>89284
>>89281

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89287
89288 89291 89293
>>89286
It is so. Basically no one is there
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89288
89289
>>89287
>>89286
"It is rather empty for a tavern. Maybe ponies only go here at night?" Iron scratches his helment, then shakes his head. "Nevermind. Follow me, I know where Spark might be." He proceeds to go upstairs, motioning Ash to follow.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89289
89291
>>89288
",You think they're here?"
Sister Ash follows him, up the stairs, gripping the sides of her shawl to avoid tripping.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89290
89292
Role call.

Who was going to come find the foals?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89291
89293 89294
>>89289
"At least one of them should be in his room due to our mission last night." Iron proceeds to walk towards Silver's room. "You shall see when I open the door."
>>89287
>>89252
>>89280
The ponies inside Silver's room can hear a strong knock on the door, asking to come in.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89292
89294
>>89290
Of course I'm here. GM is here too. Brie might still be here. Spark and Silver are unknown variables.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89293
89295
>>89291
"It couldn't hurt to look." Sister Ash replies
>>89287
Is Caleb allowed inside the tavern?
If not, he knows the 'Stay' command, so he can wait outside.
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89294
89295 89297
>>89292
I’m back. Sorry for the wait.
>>89291
I go to the door and open it slightly to see who is there.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89295
89296
>>89294
>>89293
He can see a wolf-head, armor wearing Earth Pony with a shield equipped. "Hello Spark. How are the foals doing?"
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89296
89298
>>89295
“A bit on the restless side, but fine.”
I open the door to let you in.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89297
89298 89299
>>89294
"Good morning, Mr. Spark" Sister Ash says, with another of her routine, Oriental bows
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89298
89300
>>89296
Iron takes the invitation, letting himself in.
>>89297
"Be prepared to see some of the strangest foals yet." He motions Ash to follow him inside.
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89299
89300
>>89297
“Good morning. Are the other goals we rescued doing ok?”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89300
89301 89302 89304
>>89298
"I already saw them." She replies
>>89299
"No." She says, flatly
".. but they may recover.."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89301
89302 89305 89307
0723AA29-2DEA-4B5C-A181-944F08FDDC70.png
>>89300
A light grey Pegasus colt with dark grey mane walks up to Ash
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89302
89303 89304
>>89300
>>89301
"Oh. I suppose it was obvious since you were there with them." Iron proceeds to sit in a corner, unsure if the foals are now going to cower under the bed due to his different appearance.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89303
89308
1499103781952-2.png
>>89302
It looks as though the corner to the left, furthest away from the door has already been claimed by a small blue unicorn
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89304
89308 89310 89344
>>89300
“We really need to find the other ones that are still missing before they are beyond recovery. For now though, Silver has left to find out the best course of action to return these little ones home. Hopefully he will be back soon.”
>>89302
“Any idea on where we begin to look for the other foals?”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89305
89306
>>89301
*Looks down*
"Hello." She says
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89306
71253B2C-7120-43D3-97E4-38AECB95C172.jpeg
>>89305
The colt does not speak, but sits down in front of Ash, sort of wagging his tail, although his position sitting on the ground makes that difficult
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89307
>>89301
*Looks down*
"Hello." She says
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89308
89309 89313
>>89304
"Yes, actually. We were going to pay a visit to one of the mademares. Somepony at East Sixth named Willowbrooks. I was hoping you would be able to come with us, but you seem to be busy for now." He waves his hoof. "We can wait here until he comes back." He smiles mischeivously.
>>89303
Cute ICE pony. I think it's ICE pony.
Iron decides to test this unicorn's courage. He slowly walks towards the foal himself for a staredown.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89309
89311 89316
>>89308
This foal looks determined. He is not giving up his spot
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89310
89312
>>89304
"There are four left. Two of them were sent off to the leaders of the low-lives who kidnapped them. One was supposedly adopted for an absurd amount of money. And one was spotted near the soup kitchen.."
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89311
89318
>>89309
Iron now stands right in front of him. He lets his shield fall down to the floor next to him, obviously away from the brave unicorn foal so that it doesn't fall on him.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89312
89319
>>89310
Rather r00d to keep a bug boi waiting, Ash
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89313
89314
>>89308
"Yes. I would like to visit them both before the day's end though. There really isn't any time to spare."
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89314
89315
>>89313
"Understandable." He nods. "The moment Silver comes, we can leave with Spark." He wonders if a certain bat would be here still.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89315
89316
>>89314
"Where is Silver, exactly? Did he say he was coming back here?"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89316
89318
>>89315
>>89309
"I think Spark said as much before, if I am not mistaken." He does not change position from his staring down at the unicorn colt.
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89317
89318
Sorry, was doin' stuff, catching up now

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89318
89320 89322
>>89317
Iron is staring down Kerr for some reason

>>89316
>>89311
The foal does not move nor blink. It's almost like he's accustomed to not needing to blink
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89319
89325
>>89312
I don't really like vampires, tbh..
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89320
89322
>>89318
Brie looks up at Iron, then at Kerr. "What's eatin' you Iron?"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89322
89323 89325
>>89318
Iron smiles from under his helmet, patting him on the head. Such a brave little colt he is.
>>89320
Iron shrugs.
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89323
89329
>>89322
"Awww come on, it was funny. You know, changelings, eating,..."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89324
89326 89328
Onyx decides he actually has to wake up for once.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89325
89328 89329
>>89322
He looks like he resents being pat

>>89319
Think of them as Incubi then, just not necessarily sexual
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89326
89327
3f0c-1530440146-128899-512.jpg
>>89324
HE LIVES!
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89327
>>89326
>The legend never dies
Not true, I'm just really good and coming back
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89328
89329 89330 89332
>>89324
He wakes up to see a dog in front of him, staring at the pretzels on the countertop.
>>89325
That's kind of worse, tbh..
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89329
89331 89332 89333
>>89323
He cocks his head a bit, not knowing how to respond.
>>89325
"Sorry." Iron chuckles. He picks him up for a hug.
>>89323
>>89328
"Anyways, we were planning on taking Spark away for the day. Do you think you can stay here and take care of these little rascals until Silver arrives?"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89330
89333
>>89328
"..."
Onyx looks around for the dog's owner
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89331
89336
>>89329
"Fine by me, I've still got some thinking to do." Brie says, stretching his arms and wings in a single motion.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89332
89334 89336
>>89329
He seems resistant. Then not resistant. Then very cold and almost holding a static charge

>>89328
Why is Incubi worse? It's only sexual if you want it to be
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89333
89335 89336
>>89330
The dog appears to be alone, sitting patiently.
>>89329
Sister Ash nods in agreement.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89334
89337
>>89332
Incubi are literal demons who manipulate people to leech off of their lifeforce.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89335
89338
>>89333
"Git dog"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89336
89337
>>89332
Iron does a little nuzzling as an added bonus.
>>89333
>>89331
"Alright then. Give me a second." He appears to be nuzzling and hugging the unicorn colt.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89337
89338 89339
>>89334
These are not true demons though. These are Changelings. They are pony-like insectoids that manipulate and deceive ponies to leech off of their life force

>>89336
He can hear a cold wind blow
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89338
89340
>>89335
The doggo just sits there panting, looking directly at Onyx.
>>89337
Yeah, although the archytype still fits.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89339
89342
>>89337
Iron decides to increase the huggle intensity. He's going to make him react if it's the last thing he does.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89340
89341
>>89338
Onyx steps up to the dog
"I said git"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89341
89343 89344
>>89340
"Woof." The huskie replies stubbornly, staying steadfast, as if chained to the spot.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89342
89344
1528324336145-3.jpg
>>89339
*Insectoid noises*
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89343
89345 89349
>>89341
Do I have to roll to slap the damn dog?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89344
89346 89350 89353
>>89342
"That is more like it." Iron gently plops down the unicorn foal on the corner he was in with a big smile on his face.
>>89341
>>89304
"I am ready to go. Shall we?"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89345
89347
>>89343
Fluffy boi gonna bite u. Don't try it.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89346
89348
>>89344
Roll for fortitude save
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89347
>>89345
damn the fluffy boi
Me2Nm
?
No.89348
89352
[1d20+5 = 23]
>>89346
Oh boe.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89349
89351
>>89343
That may be counterproductive.
The dog has been handled to perform the 'stay' trick.
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89350
89357
>>89344
“I believe so.”
Spark waves goodbye to the changelings, though hoping they aren’t sent back home before he returns.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89351
89353
>>89349
Does the horse seems like he knows that? He just wants it out of the damn bar. No dogs where people eat and drink.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89352
89354 89357
>>89348
All items of color in the room flicker grey, and Iron can feel a sense of dread as a sort of tinnitus sound fills his ears... Then it stops, and everything seems normal, mostly, although at the moment it's as if the joy has been sucked right out of him
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89353
89356 89357
>>89344
"I'm ready." She says, turning towards the door
>>89351
No u
"Woof."
S4hiu
?
No.89354
89355 89359
[1d20+8 = 17]
>>89352
Spellcraft check, to recognize the supernatural effect created
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89355
>>89354
*+9
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89356
89359
>>89353
Damn this dog....

Meanwhile, last I remember Onyx was mentioning something about him or Blue being able to get him citizenship
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89357
89359 89362
>>89352
Iron pats that 'unicorn foal' on his head again. "Hope you liked it, Kerr."
>>89353
>>89350
"Alright, we should be good to go." He says, a bit more of a monotone voice. "Lead the way, Ash."
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89358
89360 89362 89367
So since Brie is bug-sitting, you guys don't need me right?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89359
89361 89363 89365
>>89354
Harmonic magic drain. The reactions are simply the result of a brief deficit of important psychic energy in the soul as portions of the psyche are literally sucked away. Think of it sort of like a lack of oxygen in the brain, including the potential to cause fainting

>>89356
Yes

>>89357
The foal purrs, and closes his eyes, smiling
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89360
89364
>>89358
Not really. If you need to go do IRL stuff, you can.
Just don't disappear for weeks on end.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89361
89366 89367
>>89359
>Waits for someone to arrive that has knowledge of naturalization ceremonies
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89362
89374
>>89357
I follow Iron.
>>89358
You could play with the foals some, and make sure they don’t bust out of the place.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89363
89365 89367
>>89359
Sister Ash's eyes widen, then narrow, as she recognizes what seems similar to very powerful necromancy. She stares directly at the parasite for almost 30 seconds, before leaving in a huff.
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89364
89368
>>89360
Not doing stuff no, but I'm catching up on stuff and I don't want a bajillion windows open,... I'm not GM
Xp
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89365
>>89359
He chuckles at the foal. "Be good with Brie, little guy."
>>89363
Iron follows Ash out of the building, Spark in tow.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89366
89368 89369
>>89361
The dog turns his head towards the far side of room and wags his tail, as a weird unicorn-thing in a nun's habit descends from the staircase.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89367
89369
>>89358
Ask them

>>89363
He looks back, unimpressed. Like he expects to be hated

>>89361
>waiting for some one to come to him
That could take a while
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89368
>>89364
Don't worry. We'll be fine. Whenever you want to come back, you can play with the foals and wait for Silver to arrive.
>>89366
Her appearance is followed by an steel-covered stallion with a wolf helmet and Spark.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89369
89370 89371 89372
>>89366
"Hi Ash, Hi Iron, Hi Spark"
>>89367
>Implying Blue isn't an alcoholic that'll show up at the bar soon
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89370
89372 89373
>>89369
"Hello, Sir." The dragonlady calls back, stopping to pet the dog, who promptly stands up and wags his tail.
>alcoholic
This strongly depends on whether or not Dark Star succeeded in actually knocking her up.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89371
89374
>>89369
"Hello." He nods at him, acknowledging his existence.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89372
89375 89378 89384
>>89369
Hmmm...

>>89370
Do you think she'd be more inclined to drink?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89373
>>89370
Onyx narrows his eyes, but decides to just go back to working.
After all, they aren't the strangest acting people he's seen around.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89374
89376
>>89371
>>89362
"I wanted to stop by the East Sixth first. After that, we can head to Westhaven." Sister Ash says, as she leaves out the doorway.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89375
>>89372
I thought less-so
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89376
89377
>>89374
"Roger that." Iron proceeds to follow Ash, with Spark right behind him.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89377
89378 89380
>>89376
She marches into a trot as she makes her way towards the designated destination.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89378
89379
>>89377
>>89372
Iron tries his best to follow. He checks the time of day to see if her hurry is justified as they travel to their destination.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89379
89380 89383
>>89378
Not really. It's sometime before noon, approximately 11 AM
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89380
89381
>>89379
>>89377
He shrugs. The sooner this ends, the better. He decides not to comment on her hurried state of mind, only wondering when they'll reach their destination.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89381
89382 89383
>>89380
Sister Ash leads the ways, Caleb beside her, heading straight to her destination.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89382
>>89381
I think you should link your movements to the GM.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89383
89385 89387
>>89381
>>89379

Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89384
89385
>>89372
We'll?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89385
89386 89387 89388
>>89384
It occurs to onyx that unless Dark Star will walk through that door, he can gain more opportunities by going outside than wait for things to come to him

>>89383
This is an older part of town. Some of the buildings seem a little more worn down, broken windows seem never to be replaced, and more than a few shops are closed. The ponies on the streets look less trust worthy, and the streets themselves are less clean
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89386
89397
>>89385
It also occurs to Onyx that he's better off with a job than without, and shouldn't miss more time.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89387
>>89383
>>89385
Iron readies himself, gripping his shield on his armored hoof. Any possible pony who tries something funny gets the fist.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89388
89389 89390
>>89385
Sister Ash trots through the streets warily, looking for any signs of the place she's looking for.
She takes 10 on her Handle Animal check to command Caleb to perform the 'defend' trick; and Caleb sticks to her side, guarding against any potential aggressors.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89389
89390 89391
>>89388
And there she see's it. The establishment on East Sixth: The Caravan Night club. A brown brick exterior with strung up lights and two floors.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89390
89391
>>89388
>>89389
Uh oh. I hope it's not what I think it is.
"Are you ready?"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89391
89392 89393 89394
>>89389
Sister Ash approaches the building slowly.
She takes the scrap of cloth, and the picture from her satchel, and presents them both Caleb once more to, handling him to perform the 'track' trick, and seek out either the foal or traces of his scent if it comes up in the area.
>>89390
>unarmed
>unarmored
"Ready as I'm going to be." Sister Ash says, summoning up her courage as she enters the building
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89392
89395
>>89391
Oh Caleb smells him all right. Smells him all over the area
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89393
89394
>>89391
I think you have my hide armor still.
Iron nods.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89394
89395
>>89391
He's detected the colts scent?
Alright, well, if he's within 60 feet, Caleb can take a move action to determine his direction.
>>89393
She came only wearing the habit
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89395
89396
>>89394
>>89392
What does this nightclub look like? Are there a lot of ponies around?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89396
89398
>>89395
The description of the nightclub exterior is on >>89389. No party member has moved inside. The exterior is not terribly impressive. Yes, ponies walk by on the street

Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89397
89400
>>89386
Ugh, fine. I'll actually do something.
Onyx goes looking for Blue.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89398
89400 89403
>>89396
Sister Ash approaches the entrance to the building, and walks inside.

Is it a large building?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89399
89402
Ah, shoot, I'm going to need to step out for like 20 mins.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89400
89401 89414 89423
>>89397
Well, since he knows that she's Blackhooves, Black Hooves local headquarters is a good place to start

>>89398
Yes, yes it is. When she enters through the door, she sees that it is better on the inside. Red carpet floors, Leather booths, cherry wood walls, more than a few tropical plants around, a large aquarium, a very high ceiling with the railing of a second floor over top. A worker cleans the floor. There are only a few ponies that look like customers, but the older Unicorn in black suit and his younger earth pony companion with a well maintained mane looks important. No pony immediately greets the entrants
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89401
89404
>>89400
Well then I guess he heads there, what did you expect?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89402
89411
>>89399
Wait, maybe not that long.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89403
>>89398
Iron follows her inside, with Spark behind him.
Unless she wants us to stay outside.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89404
89405 89406
>>89401
little less than midday. It's a large building that was clearly a luxury hotel very recently, with two griffins in military uniform standing guard outside. As Onyx enters, a minotaur guard greets him

"Can I help you?"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89405
89406 89407 89408
>>89404
"I'm here to talk to Blue Skies"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89406
>>89405
>>89404
Blue Skies is very popular among the stallions, amirite?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89407
89408
>>89405
He chuckles briefly

"She's a popular mare this morning. Let me go summon her" He walks off
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89408
89409 89411
>>89405
>>89407
In walks the Minotaur and the semi-familiar light-blue pegasus from a door on the left.
"If he didn't want a hangover he shouldn't have drunk so much"

She looks over at Onyx, and seems to immediately recognize him
"Well hello"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89409
89410 89412
>>89408
"Hi, Onyx said I should talk to you for certain papers. Do you have a minute?"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89410
89412
>>89409
Dark Star, not Onyx. But while I'm posting...
"And a better place to talk?"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89411
>>89408
Ooh. I hope that's Fillipe.
>>89402
Be sure to respond to the GM post related to you when you come back, Ash.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89412
89413
>>89410
>>89409
She smiles. It's a smile that's accompanied by a certain narrowing of the eyes, like the eyes suggest anger but the smile suggests joy. It's a bit strange.
"Oh, so you must be the guy wanting papers"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89413
89415
>>89412
"Uh yes, that's why I'm here"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89414
>>89400
Is there a front desk?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89415
89416
>>89413
“Walk this way,” she says with a sweet, high pitched voice, as she walks towards a door in the back past a set of counters and through the lobby
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89416
89417
>>89415
Onyx follows
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89417
89418
>>89416
She opens a door, goes down a short hallway and enters a door on the right. The hallway is white and looks like the inside of an office building. The room she goes into has a window from the hallway, and a black door. When she goes inside, it can be seen there is a desk and several file cabinets. Without looking back at him, she asks

“So, what is it exactly you want?”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89418
89419
>>89417
"Citizenship preferably"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89419
89420
>>89418
“I see. Tell me, what is your name, where do you come from, and how old are you?”
She picks out a particular drawer, then a particular file, pulls out a sheet of paper, places it on the desk and picks up a pen
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89420
89421
>>89419
"Onyx Steel, Crystal Empire, and 32"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89421
89422
>>89420
“Alright”

Talking to herself, she says
“Onyx Steel... 980... Neighagra Falls”

She then asks him
“How did you get here exactly?”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89422
89424
>>89421
"Prisoner boat"
Onyx takes a seat, realizing this could be a while
S4hiu
?
No.89423
89425 89426 89435
[1d20 = 1]
[1d20+14 = 33]
>>89400
Sister Ash looks around for anypony who could possibly help her find the lost colt, asking anypony who looks like a clerk or otherwise helpful individual.
Caleb similarly tries his best to make out strongest trail of scent that could lead to him, taking advantage of his racial bonus when tracking by scent.

Rolling Gather Information for Sister Ash.
The roll with the +14 modifier is Caleb.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89424
89427
>>89422
“Oh. One of the Marelitos. Tell me. Have you ever been convicted of an aggravated felony? Have you ever been a member of any communist or left wing party? Have you ever participated in persecutions against ponykind?” Looking directly at him “Have you been replaced by a Changeling since I checked you three days ago?”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89425
89426
>>89423
This is what I get for being greedy and rolling two dice in one post...
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89426
89428
>>89423
>>89425
Oof. At least Caleb will find something concrete.
Don't forget the important duo he mentioned in the description if you want to talk about the whereabouts of the colt.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89427
89432
>>89424
"No, no, no, and if so it's news to me"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89428
89429
>>89426
I thought it'd be unwise to just approach them directly, but that crit failure implies drawing attention...
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
5Hf34
?
No.89429
89430 89431
>>89428
I'd think it implies walking into a wall, if you want to go the comic route.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89430
>>89429
That sounds more like a fail of spot or other perceptive ability
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89431
89433
>>89429
Forgive me for asking, but who are you exactly?
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89432
89434 89436
>>89427
“Alright. Only one more thing. Smile!”
She pick up a Polaroid on the edge of desk, and quickly snaps a picture of Onyx with a bright flash
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89433
>>89431
Spectator. Maybe it's the GM under a persona. Who knows?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89434
Driver's_License.jpg
>>89432
>Pic related
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89435
89438 89439 89442
>>89423
Ash moves forward, as does Caleb. As Ash goes forward she... slips on water, hits her head on s table, and knocks over a glass, which breaks. Two ponies come out, one short maned multicolored hair blue female Earth Pony, and a big black Earth Pony. They seem uneasy about Ash, and instantly take a disliking to Iron, whom they are very suspicious of.
“You can’t take dogs in here. Or police shields”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89436
89437
>>89432
Onyx rubs his good eye
"Lil bit of warning next time?"
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89437
89440
>>89436
She continues that smile
“Such is life. It comes at you without warning. One moment”
She leaves the room
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89438
>>89435
Iron shrugs.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89439
89454
>>89435
"Oh, pardon me, sirs.." sister Ash says, with a bow
She looks at Caleb briefly
>".. Did you get his trail?"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89440
89454
>>89437
"SuCh iS lIFe, like I wouldn't know"
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89441
89456
I would have preferred if the argument hadn't happened in the first place, but whatever.
Also, you keep saying both IC and OOC that Silver's argument is that they should just give up, but he's never said anything of the sort.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89442
89454
>>89435
Was Caleb able to make anything out?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89443
89444 89446 89448 89451
Do ponies eat fish at all? Onyx is curious about obtaining some fish for reasons
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89444
89445 89450
>>89443
Another meat eater? Blasphemy!
I think it's taboo, but I'm not sure.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89445
89448
>>89444
I guess we'll find out
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89446
89447
>>89443
Eat kelp like a normal horse.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89447
89448
>>89446
Did I say eating?
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89448
89449
>>89443
>>89445
>>89447
My fishfucking senses are tingling

Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89449
89452
>>89448
W0t? Like dolphins do when they're horny? Or Nathan Drake kind of fishfucking, which involves slapping ponies' faces with a fish?
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
5Hf34
?
No.89450
89453
>>89444
Fish isn't meat. Ask a Catholic. Also, gotta get those Omega-3 fatty acids somehow.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89451
>>89443
I imagine in some places it's considered acceptable to eat fish, at least more so than poultry or mammalian livestock. Especially if, for example, you're in a place like Severyana/Stalliongrad where the ground is frozen solid for half a year yet all it takes to get fish is to cut a hole in the river ice.
Anonymous
+EyeY
?
No.89452
89453
>>89449
More like how anon does when he sees a sexy fish
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89453
>>89450
But fish isn't a hervibore meal either. You can't hide with the fact that horses are omnivores 'since they eat insects sometimes'. No horse eats fish unless its a degenerate.
>>89452
So the dolphin route, got it.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89454
89455 89457 89459 89461
>>89440
She returns, holding a special piece of laminated paper
“And here you go. A visa. Your place of birth is now Neighagra Falls, year 980”

>>89442
Make out what?

>>89439
Again, they seem uneasy
“What is he doing here?”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89455
89456
>>89454
"Thank you very much for this, if there's anything I can do in return please just let me know."
Onyx nods before heading to the market and looking for a fish vendor.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89456
89458 89460
>>89441
well, he’s never articulated an alternative
Even after it happened, he didn’t have to say “massage is over either way” which was guaranteed to end the conversation then and this leave it on a bad note
If he had touched her pussy, that’s guaranteed to change the conversation, regardless of how well it’s recieved

>>89455
She looks at him and bats her eyes
“Do you need anything else?”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89457
89461 89463
>>89454
Sister Ash leans on Caleb for a bit, tapping the square around her with her cane, before turning to face the ponies, squinting hardly through her long eyelashes.
".. Pardon me.. I'm not the best at getting around by myself, so I rely on this one to support me.." she says, not making eye contact
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89458
89461
>>89456
I figured the alternative is the blatantly obvious "we fight" option. He's mentioned it before, if briefly.
Also, fair enough on the whole leaving the conversation there part. Not sure if Silver would do anything particularly sexual, but it would still probably be a good idea for him to check up on Blue and apologize for any hard feelings.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89459
89463
>>89454
I meant if he could make out a trail leading to the colt.
He had a modified 33 on survival, tracking by scent.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89460
89463
>>89456
"Not really, that sets me up; unless you can get me a job."
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89461
89462 89464
>>89458
The only thing hard is Silver's DICK.
Or the difficulty of mending this relationship.
>>89457
>>89454
Iron simply nods, confirming Ash's words.

Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89462
>>89461
the spoiler has me laughing
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89463
89466 89467
4B1E9BEC-9E2D-4472-8AC5-6D9059B42586.png
>>89457
They look somewhat concerned
“Are you lost?”

>>89459
He seems to be inside of the building at the moment

>>89460
I don’t have s job for you now. But the Governate is always short staffed, I am sure some pony needs something”
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89464
89465 89492
>>89461
Well, if there's anypony alive who could make Silver's dick hard, it would be Blue.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89465
>>89464
Ah, you seem to like cuckolding ponies. What a naughty old pony.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89466
89468
>>89463
"Short staffed? I mean, I'm not used to office work and such but I guess I could help someone"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89467
89468
>>89463
"I'm looking for somepony..." She says, hapazardky fishing out the photo of the colts and levitating it towards their general direction, upside-down.
".. Have you seen this foal? It's very important that I find him.."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89468
89469 89471
>>89466
She heads out through the door of the office, down the short hallway and into the main lobby
“Hunter here may have something for you”
She stands next to a red smiling Pegasus on the other side of the counter

>>89467
“That’s Willowbrook’s apprentice. What do you want with him?”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89469
89470
>>89468
"I'd be happy to help"
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89470
89473
>>89469
The Pegasus is kind of young, but answers back
“Alright, what is your background and experience?”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89471
89472
>>89468
"To speak with him." She says
"Is he present?"
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89472
89474
>>89471
“Let me check with Willowbrook”
The blue pony with the short mane asks
“Why does he have a police shield?”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89473
89475
>>89470
"Well, by need I'm a soldier. By cutie mark I'm a smith..."
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89474
89475
>>89472
"I bought it at the Jungle Rush," Iron explains. "It saved my hide yesterday."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89475
89476 89477 89481
>>89473
“Well, there are a few factories hiring...” She looks through a stack of papers
“I see that Revenue and Immigration each have jobs they are looking for help to clear”

>>89474
“From?”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89476
89477 89478 89483
>>89475
"Ghasts." She interjects
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89477
89478
>>89476
>>89475
Iron nods, confirming her assertions.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89478
89479
>>89476
>>89477
“Does he need it inside?”
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89479
89480
>>89478
"In order to ensure the safety of my client, all measures have to be implemented. The heavier the armor, the less amount of wiseponies will try to threaten her."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89480
89483
>>89479
“Great. The both of you can wait outside”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89481
89482
>>89475
"Sounds good to me"
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89482
89484
>>89481
She hands over two distinct documents
“You may want to bring along friends for this”
She opens the first one
“Immigration and Naturalization believes that intense smuggling of aliens is occurring in the Red Hoof area or the south Waterfront. A pony by the name of Robert Sweeten is believed to be involved. There is a desire to stop it”
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89483
89486
>>89476
>>89480
Who do you mean, exactly? Ash, Caleb and Iron?
Iron is unmoved for the time being, awaiting Ash's decision.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89484
89486
>>89482
Onyx snaps to soldier like attention.
"Understood"
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89486
89488 89489
>>89484
“Here’s a dossier with more information”
She hoofs over a document

“Our second job here is from Revenue Services. Out in Coppervine, south of the city in the Hayseed forests, there are confirmed accounts of the manufacture of alcoholic spirits without payment of the required taxes”

>>89483
“Sir, we are protecting our client. If you need to wear thick steel and a police shield, you cannot be trusted to have good intent. Please go outside before we have Spot bring out the Manticore gun”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89487
89494
I need a few minutes before I can respond
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89488
89490
>>89486
"Like I would try to hurt anypony in here. I would rather not hurt any potential friends of Cauldron in here."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89489
89490
>>89486
"Luckily I think I've got some guys to help me"
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89490
89491 89493
>>89488
The blue pony dies not know who the hell he’s talking about. The Black pony...
“You know Cauldron? The Zebra mare who always likes to sneak up on you when you’re looking for her?”

>>89489
“Excellent. Here’s the dossier. Should you choose to complete these, just return here. But beware. They know the government is after them”
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89491
89492
>>89490
Iron nods. "Yeah, that one precisely."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89492
89494 89567
>>89464
If you want Silver to apologize to his not-girlfriend...

>>89491
He smiles
“Oh. Well in that case. Henhill is in the back, and so is Willow Brook”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89493
>>89490
"It is noted, thank you"
Onyx heads back to the bar, doing his day job and considering how to go about his missions
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89494
89495 89496 89498
>>89492
Iron smiles back. "Thank you. Be sure to send my regards to her. She cooks some delicious meals." He starts walking towards the back, following the Earth Pony's directions.
>>89487
Iron beckons Ash to follow him along, with Caleb if possible.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89495
89498
>>89494
Sorry, a bunch of shit came up.

Sister Ash follows Iron, leaning on Caleb and tapping the ground before her with her cane.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89496
>>89494
Nice job, btw.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89498
89499
>>89494
>>89495
The blue pony is not pleased. But the black pony leads them towards the back. They are lead to a young looking brown earth pony with short black mane and a black jacket. He looks like Dark Star, really, with a different coat color and a bit more muscle

He takes a cigar out of his mouth
“And who might you be?” He asks
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89499
89500
>>89498
Sister Ash does not look up, until the pony speaks, then she tilts her head towards him and bows politely.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89500
89501
>>89499
“A nun? Where are you from. You look different”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89501
89502
>>89500
"I'm from the East, the far East." She says, bowing harder
"I'm not actually a nun myself, but I recently began to volunteer at the orphanage on the hill."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89502
89503
>>89501
IT’S THE SOUTH, GODDAMNIT. The “Far Far East” is the Changelings of Greneclyf, the Republic of Nimbusia, and the reindeer of Nyutt Radjurland

“I see. So tell me, what brings you here. To my back office”


Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89503
89504
>>89502
Idk what the dimensions of this planet are, or how much is included. I just said something that sounded Oriental.
"Have you seen this colt?" She says, levitating the photo like she did before
"I've been looking for this pony for quite some time now, and I heard he might be here."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89504
89505 89507
>>89503
>>89503
He looks at her with a blankish expression
“You’re looking for Henhill?”
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89505
89506
>>89504
Is that the name of the pony I'm looking for?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89506
89507
>>89505
Pretty sure he is.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89507
89508
>>89506
Just checking
>>89504
Sister Ash nods slowly
"Yes.. That child."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89508
89509
>>89507
“What do you want with him?”
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89509
89510
>>89508
Sister Ash's expression becomes serious
"That child was taken forcefully from the orphanage on the hill two weeks ago: nopony even knew if he was still alive. It has been my journey to find him and ensure his well being." She says
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89510
89512 89513
>>89509
>>89509
“Well I don’t know about any orphanage, but I can tell you that Henhill has never been better.”
He gets up from his seat, and goes to a door in the back of the room, opens it, and calls through
“Henhill! Come here”
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89512
89513
>>89510
Iron feels like there's going to be a mental conflict in Ash if what Willow Brook says is true.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89513
89514 89515 89517
>>89512
>>89510
From the back door, a sand colored Earth Pony with ashen mane cut short and sticking up like Willowbrook. His eyes have this sort of half closed appearance

“I got the wallet off that guy who wasn’t paying up. He should have guarded his bag as much as his drink”

Willowbrook speaks to him
“We’ll talk about that later. Stay there by the door”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89514
>>89513
[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs internally]
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89515
89516 89517
>>89513
Iron is pretty disappointed in what this colt is becoming so far, judging by his slip of the tongue. He should be focusing on increasing his strength, not just stealing through dirty tricks.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89516
89517 89519
>>89515
>>89515
He shouldn’t be. This earth pony has big strong muscles on him, even for his age. He’ll be breaking legs in a few years if he isn’t already
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89517
89518 89519
>>89513
Sister Ash remains motionless until she hears the colt's voice (still pretending to be visually impaired)
She approaches the colt slowly.
"Hello." She says
>>89515
Also this.
>>89516
>Not seeking the ultimate power
Tsk tsk.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89518
89519 89520 89521
>>89517
>>89517
He has a kind of irritated look on his face. He says with a subtle hint of disgust
“Hello”
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89519
>>89516
At first, he nods at his physical capabilities, admiring his physique.
>>89518
>>89517
But then he has to pull out the 'I am a tough colt' voice that reminds him too much of himself, which he really doesn't like. He has a long way to go until he matures. He also feels the need to challenge him to a spar to make him drop the tough pony attitude.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89520
89521
>>89518
She steps closer
"My name is.. Ash.. Sister Ash.." she says
"It's a pleasure to meet you."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89521
89522 89523
>>89520
>>89520
“You’re not from that Prancis orphanage, are you?”

>>89518
“You see anything you like?” He says sarcastically
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89522
89524
>>89521
"I'm not a member, actually.." she replies, folding her shawl a bit
"But I have been volunteering there, on my own behalf." She continues
"For the past week, I've been trotting around this city to find the foals who were taken from the orphanage; I cane here to find you."
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89523
>>89521
Iron remains stoic to the colt's remarks. He is lucky his mademare would call all the ponies at the slightest bit of physical conflict between the two.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89524
89525
>>89522
“So you are” He says. “Who is this Indio lackey you brought with you who hides behind a policemare’s shield and under 50 pounds of steel?”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89525
89527 89528
>>89524
"This is a friend of mine. His name is Iron. He's been very helpful these past few days."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89526
Hey, arbitrary question. For the purposes of spell that effect and are concerned with the afterlife and ressurrection, are we treating this system the way d&d normally handles afterlife's?
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89527
89528 89529
>>89525
The colt looks directly at Iron
“I’ve never seen a colt so afraid of getting his ass beat. Even the police do not wear so much metal.”
He laughs
“I can see why. The way he wears that dead animal over him he must get bullied often. Look at that, he walks around in public like a theater actor”
The colt looks pleased with himself. Willowbrook has an angry look on his face and looks like he may interject at any moment
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89528
89530 89532
>>89525
>>89527
Iron looks at Willow Brook. "I suppose you do not mind if I leave some bruises on the colt in an unarmored spar, do you?"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89529
89532
>>89527
Sister Ash shrugs
"I have my own opinions about expensive metal suits, bit the shield did come in handy. We had to walk through several shotgun traps to get the others in that warehouse."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89530
89531
>>89528
Shhhhh
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89531
>>89530
Can't help it. Colt's getting on Iron's nerves here.
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89532
89533 89534
>>89528
“I’ll lock him in a freezer later for smarting off. Besides, I don’t want you getting hurt

Henhill: “Does all that metal chafe you?”

>>89529
This gets his attention
“You went to the warehouse?”
Willowbrook looks like he too wants to hear the answer

That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89533
89535
>>89532
>lock him in a freezer
Sister Ash's ears twitch at this

Sister Ash nods
"We did. It took us a while to find it, but we eventually got there.." she says, a bit sadly
"We took everypony there back with us to the abbey, but a few, including you, weren't there, so we've been trying to find them."
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89534
89535
>>89532
Iron shakes his head. "I do not mind getting hurt. Still, I understand. He would not be useful for days if we were to fight." He feels calmer after asking him. "However, you should let him get beaten up from time to time for his attitude, not just lock him in a room. That does not work in the long run. Trust me. It is ineffective."
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89535
89536 89537
>>89534
Willowbrook: “He’ll get his ass kicked. I assure you, I know how to raise colts”

Henhill laughs
“Do your coltfriends beat you, theater actor?”

>>89533
Willowbrook speaks
“And what do you want here?”
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89536
>>89535
Iron nods. He does not respond to the colt's remarks, knowing that Willow Brook will not let Iron fight him.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89537
89538 89542
>>89535
"I came to find this child." She says, turning
Anonymous
GMixP
?
No.89538
>>89537
He gives a slight smile
“Well, you found him”
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89539
89540
>is still trying to figure out where to go from here
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89540
89541
>>89539
I suppose you can roll sense motive to see if he actually likes it here or is just putting up a tough colt charade.
S4hiu
?
No.89541
89542
[1d20+3 = 11]
>>89540
I don't see why not.

Rolling Sense motive, to get a hunch of the colt's attitude.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89542
89543 89544
>>89537
>>89537
Willowbrook signals to Henhill to come closer. Henhill does so, and Willowbrook tell him “give me that wallet,” which he does so, then Willowbrook sends Henhill back away to the end of the room. Willowbrook addresses Ash
“Do you know why they gave me this foal?”

>>89541
Would you rather be bullied, or be the bully? So seems to be the colt’s demeanor. Whatever deeper feelings or thoughts the colt has, they are not apparent from his face
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89543
89545
>>89542
Sister Ash
"I didn't bother speaking with the ponies in that place longer than I had to. I was told he was sent here as a laborer."
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89544
89545
>>89542
Do you know what to do with bullies?
You kick their ass when they try to bully you.
I suppose that's wrong, unless he's like 16 or more.
Iron wonders if Henhill would actually put much of a fight against him.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89545
89553 89906 89978 89980 89991
>>89543
"Well then, I shall tell you. They gave me him because they knew no one wants a fatherless, motherless teenaged colt. Society has no place for those like him. So I did what no pony else would do. I offered to mentor him. To help him grow up. And to give him a future where he can actually make a living and be respected. Nopony else will take him, so I took him."

>>89544
Henhill looks at Iron like he is afraid that Iron's wolf costume is infested with lice and it may spread. In any event, Henhill does not have Willbrook's permission to come near Iron
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89546
89547 89548
It's 2:00 AM, and my body is shutting down. Can we finish this scene some other time?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89547
89548 89571
>>89546
Sure
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89548
89549 89555
>>89546
>>89547
Alright.
I have some troof bombs to throw at this poor Willow Brook. He's going to see how bad can these foals like Henhill actually be in the long run.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89549
89555
>>89548
Not now, of course. I need Ash to be awake for that. She's probably going to faint from what he has to say.
It's not gonna be pretty.
Dark Star
t6BaL
?
No.89553
89554 89564 89569
>>89545
Today was the first day in a while were i didnt wake up hating myself for being a piece of shit.
For some Reason Dark Star feels offended
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89554
89556
>>89553
Ay! Good timing, too! Welcome back, my guy. I hope you're feeling better.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89555
>>89549
>>89548
Also, I think I might have overhyped my response in a tired stupor. I still believe it could hurt someone's feelings, though.
Dark Star
t6BaL
?
No.89556
89557
>>89554
Better might be a bit strong of a word. but im back to normal.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89557
89558
>>89556
Wait, are you with us?
Dark Star
t6BaL
?
No.89558
89559
>>89557
i think i'm still at the orphanage.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89559
89560
>>89558
We're far away from you now. At a nightclub. You're essentially alone right now.
Dark Star
t6BaL
?
No.89560
89561 89562
>>89559
Ah ok, Dark Star still feels offended for apparently no reason at all though.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89561
89563
>>89560
Understandable.
Good to have you back, buddy.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89562
89563
>>89560
Yay! He's back
Dark Star
t6BaL
?
No.89563
Spoilered
>>89562
>>89561
Yeah.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89564
89565
unnamed.jpg
>>89553
HE LIVES
Dark Star
t6BaL
?
No.89565
89567
>>89564
For some reason or an other i am.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89566
I wonder how Ash will react to the mademare's argument.

Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.89567
89568 89570
>>89565
Oh he's back.
Back again.
>>89492
I mean, can he?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89568
>>89567
Of course. You just need to admit that she's part of the hope of ponykind and you should be more appreciative of her and her factions' efforts.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89569
89579
>>89553
Good to see you're alive, fgt.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89570
>>89567
I mean, he got past security the first time. He could probably go in again
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89571
89572 89573
>>89547
Hey GM, could I roll a few Knowledge (religion) checks to see if Sister Ash can recall anything about the Princesses, and other deities in this world? I don't need any specific details, like rank or domain, but knowing their alignments, and some hint about the kinds of creatures who follow them, would be helpful for what I'm drafting.

See, I've been thinking about what Sister Ash was going to say to Abby Willows next time she saw her, since she obviously doesn't yet understand what the long term ramifications of being evil mean for a creature's soul. I thought Sister Ash could give her a lecture on why creatures of all kinds worship favored deities in the first place, as well as why religion is practically a necessity for creatures in the next life.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89572
89574 89575
>>89571
Shouldn't you think about Willow's argument, or is that colt considered a lost cause?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89573
89578
>>89571
Um... Sure?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89574
89576
>>89572
I'm still thinking of that, tbh.
The thing is, Sister Ash still hasn't determined if Willowbrooks is evil or just neutral.
S4hiu
?
No.89575
89577 89578
[1d20+8 = 20]
>>89572
Alright. Rolling to see if I can at least get some alignments and a vague demographic scope of followers.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89576
>>89574
Understood. I might just come out and say something along the lines of 'having a colt who's not your son will eventually betray you' speech.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89577
>>89575
Link it to GM, man. I'm not GM.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89578
>>89575
>>89573
Whups
Dark Star
t6BaL
?
No.89579
Spoilered
>>89569

That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89580
89581
The alignments of political/religious entities in this world has been the most confusing part in researching setting for me, tbh, since it's actually pretty important to my character..
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89581
89582
>>89580
The suspense. What religion should Ash support? Which ones will want her to be used as sacrifice? Who knows?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89582
89583
>>89581
I'd have to look at available religions and potential favored deitities. I still need to figure out what alignments different factions of this world may be, as well as what the references to any extra-planar creatures are. I'm still reading the lore of the setting, although I find some of it confusing.

Sister Ash mostly keeps her own religious practices to herself, since she knowsaid that many creatures are better off worshipping deities who preside over their own nations or races; although her general worship of nature dwarfs most of her personal individual beliefs.
If this were another setting, she would be likely to put her faith in neutral good deities with Druid levels, like Lurue or Talisid of the Five Companions; deities who uphold the cause of protecting the world and fighting evil wherever it stands.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89583
>>89582
I suppose that's okay.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89586
89587 89588 89589 89591
Is anyone here still?
E
yXDjN
?
No.89587
89590
>>89586
You'd be surprised how little I'm not
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89588
>>89586

Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89589
89590
>>89586
yeah.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89590
89592
>>89589
Do you still remember your talk with the rescued foals that you need to finish?
>>89587
Oh. Well, you can still play with the foals for funsies in the meantime.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89591
>>89586
Here.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89592
89593
>>89590
i think.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89593
89594
>>89592
You should finish it, then we can meet up at the abbey later.
I wonder if Ash will try to check up on the other mademare...
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89594
89595
>>89593
If she has the time. Gotta do this one first.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89595
89596
>>89594
So we're not going to let him stay there, right?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89596
89597
>>89595
I'd rather not leave him.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89597
>>89596
Noted. Will try to convince him then.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89598
89599
Well, I'll be going to bed. Night you guys.
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89599
>>89598
Goodnight
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89602
89603 89604
*boop*
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89603
89604
>>89602
*boop*
lrhVE
?
No.89604
89605 89606
[2d20 = 17]
>>89602
>>89603
*boops*
Me2Nm
?
No.89605
[1d20+11 = 23]
>>89604
Ow. r00d.
*boops back*
NJdlu
?
No.89606
1663019__safe_artist-colon-squeaky-dash-belle_derpibooru exclusive_oc_oc-colon-free quill_oc-colon-nova aurora_oc only_boop_disembodied h.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>89604
Oh shid, better activate the tactical defense boop.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89608
89609
1610205.png

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89609
>>89608
I would still do it.
Stopping yourself from booping snouts requires a DC 20 will save.
t6BaL
?
No.89612
89613
[6d20 = 49]
Boops
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89613
89614
>>89612
Dats a lot of boops.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89614
89616
_filly boop (2).png
>>89613
For you
Me2Nm
?
No.89616
89617
[1d20+11 = 22]
>>89614
Ow. R00d. I will boop your snout until your character becomes female.
*boops*
t6BaL
?
No.89617
89618
[1d20+7 = 22]
>>89616
NO U!
Me2Nm
?
No.89618
89619
1519431946035.jpg
[1d20+11 = 27]
>>89617
NO U REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
t6BaL
?
No.89619
89620
[1d20+7 = 23]
>>89618
NEIGH THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me2Nm
?
No.89620
89622
[1d20+11 = 21]
>>89619
NÃO VOCÊ!!!!!!!!!!!
It means no u in portuguese.
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.89621
89626
Brie boops Wesley and Kerr
t6BaL
?
No.89622
89623
[1d20+7 = 26]
>>89620
KEIN U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me2Nm
?
No.89623
89624
[1d20+11 = 17]
>>89622
NON U!!!!!!!!

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89624
89625
>>89623
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89625
89627 89628
>>89624
Iron Is now a mare. also was Argentina a Portuguese colony?
B1XZI
?
No.89626
89629 89634
Thorax_hissing_at_Princess_Cadance_S6E16.png
[1d20+2 = 7]
>>89621
"HISS!"
Kerr bites the hoof with his fangs
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89627
89628
>>89625
Spanish, if I'm remembering correctly. It was part of the La Plata colony, alongside Chile, Paraguay, and Uruguay.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89628
89629 89632
>>89625
lolno, but we are next to one.
Así es como hablaría si quisiera hablar mi lengua.

Every night, I can feel my dick. My balls. Even my scrotum.
Like they're all still there.
>>89627
I see you're a man of culture as well.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89629
89630
>>89628
>american education
>>89626
So yea i think dark tar opened the chest right?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89630
89633 89635
>>89629
Yes

I thought you were joking when you asked "was Argentina a Portuguese colony"
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89632
89635
>>89628
I'm a history buff, so I remember random history facts like that all the time. You can basically condense South America into four regions: La Plata, Peru-Bolivia, Gran Colombia, and Brazil.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89633
89635 89640
>>89630
>I thought you were joking when you asked "was Argentina a Portuguese colony"
:^)
and He asked who those were for right?
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.89634
89640
>>89626
>lets him bite.
"Du ist sehr schon"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89635
89636 89638 89641
>>89632
Pretty much, except it's more like El Virreinato del Río de la Plata in order to catch Chile, Argentina, Uruguay and Paraguay. Maybe Bolivia too, if I recall correctly.
>>89633
>>89630
To be fair, american students always asked where was Argentina on the map when they interacted with my classmates that went to the US, so it's not too far-fetched for some burgers not to know.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89636
>>89635
Actually, no. It was called the Great Peru or something that encompasses Peru and Bolivia.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89638
89639
>>89635
I know where Argentina is because uncle Adolf escaped to there.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89639
>>89638
Kek. I suppose you're right about that.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89640
89642
>>89633
Correct

>>89634
The little drone is far smaller than a full-sized drone, and a pony hoof is harder and sturdier than many limbs. Despite that, the bite hurts, with one of the fangs hitting above the hoof itself onto fur and sinking in, while the other deflects off of hard keratin. Blood trickles down.

With these words, Kerr looks directly at Brie and tilts his head in an expression of curiosity
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89641
89643 89644
>>89635
I can certainly say us Americans never had a region with as fancy a name as "The Viceroyalty of the Río de la Plata".
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89642
89644
>>89640
"There for all the foals here."
Dark Star leans down and whispers to him.
"But they are mostly for you and your friend. i was thinking about you two when i bought them."
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89643
>>89641
Spanish are fancy like that with naming.
That's one of the spanish stereotypes, I think.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89644
89645 89646 89648
>>89641
"Insular Government of the Philippines" and "Dakota Territory" is about as pretty as it gets here

>>89642
He (White Orchid) tilts his head
"So can I keep it for myself, or..."
Mint Marine moves closer
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89645
>>89644
Oh, now it's not as fancy. Most provinces are names like Santa Fé or San Luis, Santa Cruz, San Juan, etc. Most fancy names are reserved to capitals, like Ciudad Autonoma de Buenos Aires, for example.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89646
89647
>>89644
Mint marine is the blue unicorn foal?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89647
89648
>>89646
Mint Marine is the green unicorn. The blue unicorn is a completely different "foal"
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89648
89649
>>89647
ok i was just making sure.
>>89644
"You have to share but yes, i bought them for you 2 specifically. but that doesn't mean the others cant play with them as well, there are plenty of toys to go around. both of you pick out some toys you like. and if you two ever need anything and its within my power to get it for you i will."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89649
89650 89651
>>89648
"So they're not for us?" White Orchid responds, almost touching his mouth with his left hoof in gesture.

Mint Marine speaks up for the first time
"Thank you."
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89650
89652
>>89649
"I Didn't say they weren't for you. in fact quite the opposite is true. i bought 100 bits worth of toys,there are plenty. i'm sure you boys will find something you like."
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89651
>>89649
"you're welcome."
dark Star smiles at him then rustles both of their manes
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89652
89653
83D5359F-2D76-480E-863C-E4333AC35673.png
>>89650
White Orchid gives Dark Star a non-comprehending look, before diving down grabbing a train locomotive, with the same fevered rush to lay exclusive claim as a prospector may claim a section of river, or a homesteader his 20 acres of land

Mint Marine smiles for the first time, and looks up at Dark Star as his mane is rustled
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89653
89654
>>89652
"I'm gonna volunteer around here so you colts should be seeing me around a lot more."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89654
89656 89659
47EF0E26-4D78-4B3D-86ED-D7C52F2D6C2F.gif
>>89653
Neither foal responds immediately. Then Mint Marine says “We are glad to have you. Very glad.” White Orchid’s mouth contains a locomotive as big as his head, which he places down between his forelegs, almost the way a dog will claim a bone or a toy to keep it away from the other dogs. Then White Orchid wags his tail and looks up at Dark Star
“We’ve been needing a big strong pony to protect us”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89655
89657
>neighing
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89656
89657
>>89654
That sounds really dirty for some reason.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89657
89658 89661
>>89656
I see you and Comte have similar thought processes

>>89655
Neigh!
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89658
89662
>>89657
>Neighs in response
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89659
89662
>>89654
"I'll do everything i can to protect you two and all of the ponies of baltimare, and Equestria."
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89660
89661
Good thing I would not enact on dirty hints unlike Comte.
Unless it's a mare.
Not a filly. A mare.
After this mademare business, I would go to BH HQ later to see his fate.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89661
>>89660
>>89657

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89662
89663 89664 89668
>>89658
Anyways, Onyx is free from the building. Silver should have left a while before Onyx, but Silver is MIA

>>89659
Both ponies look up at Dark Star with wide awaiting eyes, although Mint Marine’s slightly lowered head and greater distance still suggests a degree of reserve. Then, White Orchid dives his head into the chest to lay claim to a set of tracks.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89663
89665 89666
>>89662
I have no idea why I'm having so much trouble getting Silver to go back and apologize Blue, especially when it's exactly what I want to do.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89664
89666
>>89662
"you colts enjoy the toys."
Dark Star watches them remembering the good times of his Foalhood.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89665
>>89663
Pretty sure it's because you feel like you're going to screw up again.
Protip: Stop discussing politics with her unless she wants to sell you her faction again. If that's the case, restrict yourself to questioning her powers in a cordial manner, something like "How are you going to stop the griffons from attacking us?" or "How do you plan on defeating the changelings?" Do not, I repeat, do not try to shill for not-Stalliongrad.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89666
89667 89672
>>89664
“Thank you” says White Orchid, before his mouth is full of train tracks. He seems intent on claiming the train set, the most coveted and expensive of the toys. Mint Marine now moves in himself and claims a painted tin tugboat.

With no emotion, nor looking at anypony, he says
“I didn’t think we’d ever get out”

>>89663
I mean, he doesn’t have to apologize to her
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89667
89673
>>89666
"I'll make sure he never does that to anypony ever again. He will Pay With his life."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89668
89669
>>89662
Where exactly is dark star currently?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89669
89670
>>89668
The abbey. Pretty sure Onyx can't go there unless you roll a d20 luck to stumble in there.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89670
89673
>>89669
Yeah, I'm not gonna try then.
To the bar it is! Onyx needed to rank up in day drinking anyway.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89672
89673
>>89666
I still want him to. And he would want to if he realized that he actually made her angry.

What are the odds Silver manages to catch Blue while she's in the Hotel's reception area if he leaves to apologize right now?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89673
89674 89675 89677
>>89667
Mint Marine stays silent for a moment. The he lurches forward and snaps, almost in a bite
"Good!"

White Orchid moves back from the chest for a moment. He stands astride a complete toy train set, like a Baron or warlord watching over his fiefdom. He looks uneasy.
"Is that really necessary?"

>>89670
As Onyx walks back, he hears the loud sudden pop of a backfiring engine. And for a moment the grizzled veteran of the Great War feels as if he were taken back to that horrific day he lost his eye to a firecracker

>>89672
I mean, Onyx was in there with her for probably at least 10 minutes
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89674
89676
>>89673
Fuck it.
Silver halts in his tracks, the meaning of a small number of social queues made by Blue finally clicking in his mind. "...Дерьмо." Upon this realization, he makes a 180 degree turn and heads back for the Grand Baltimare Hotel.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89675
89681
>>89673
Dark star with the coldness of the arctic in his voice utters one simply phrase.
"Yes."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89676
89678 89679
>>89674
The skies are cloudy and a wind blows in, feeling a bit like early fall in Saint Petershoof. Pedestrian traffic on the streets is at a bit of a lull, being too early for lunch but too late for getting to work. There it is again, the Grand Baltimare Hotel
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89677
89679 89681
>>89673
Onyx immediately drops on the ground, front hooves over his neck.
After the flashbacks ensue, he realizes it was just that. He returns to the bar a bit more somber than before.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89678
89681
>>89676
Nice pathetic fallacy.
I think it's called that, right? The process of writing a character's feelings through the weather?
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89679
89680 89681 89683
>>89676
A brief, distant memory of his foalhood days crosses his mind. Silver doesn't pay much attention to it as he mutters to himself about being a Celestia-damned idiot. He nods at the guards outside before entering.

>>89677
Onyx is missing an eye?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89680
89682
>>89679
Yep. Hinted it way before.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89681
89682 89684
>>89675
White Orchid looks a little unsure
"I hate the guy..." he eases up a little some tears in his eyes, and after a delay of a little too long he says
"But the nuns told us that to take a pony's life is very serious"

>>89678
Actually no. I was just trying to say "It's winter in a place too far south to have an actual normal winter" without actually saying it

>>89677
Thankfully, there are no firecrackers, fireworks, or any other such explosives that ought to be banned. When Onyx gets back to the bar it's pretty early. Few drinkers, and preparations are for any possible lunch crowd

>>89679
Security is probably supposed to stop Silver, ask his intent, and see if he has any weapons on him. Instead, the guard laughs when he sees him
"Coming back for seconds already?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89682
89690
>>89680
Must not have been around for that, 'cause I had no idea.

>>89681
He replies as he passes, a little amused at the statement. "Yes, that I am."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89683
>>89679
I mean, the eye isn't gone, but there isn't a pupil, it's all iris
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89684
89686 89690
>>89681
Dark Star walks over to white orchid and sits down next to him
"He is a very bad pony. what he did to you 2 makes his life forefit. he will be in pain for the rest of his pathetic life and then it will be snuffed out and he will go to Tartarus where his soul will be destroyed forever,for what he did to you two. i will make sure."
Dark Star wipes the tears from his eyes and calms his voice,Dark Star pets white orchid and then helps him set up the train tracks
"So,what do you want to be when you grow up? do you want to be a train conductor?"
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89685
>tears from his eyes=white orchid
>calms his voice=Dark Star
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89686
89687 89690
Spoilered
>>89684
Found it
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.89687
89688 89689
>>89686
One of these days I'll see if I can into art and at least draw a portrait of Silver.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89688
89689 89691
>>89687
https://www.deviantart.com/generalzoi/art/Pony-Creator-v3-545889253
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89689
89691
>>89687
>Drawing
Ha, no. I used what >>89688 posted

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89690
89691 89692 89695 89696
1482200.png
>>89684
Mint Marine answers, with a bitterness in his voice
"May he rot in Tartarus"

White Orchid does not respond. He wears the pain on his face, though he does not look at Dark Star. He seems conflicted, not sure if he believes Dark Star is correct or he is wrong. He is certainly not willing to argue with an adult. He does answer the second question. As he is pet, he says "I don't know... I do like trains"

>>89682
Blue Skies is actually visible in the lobby, towards the back. She is doing something with paperwork at a counter

>>89686
If he were a unicorn I'd say he looks like a Changeling that was too lazy to completely disguise himself
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.89691
89696 89704
>>89688
>>89689
Reeee, but I like drawing. You know, even if I'm not very good at it.

>>89690
He trots towards her, calling out to get her attention. "Blue. Hey Blue!"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89692
89696
>>89690
I think it was meant to the tinted with coal from working at a factory, if I recall correctly.
His coat gets shiny if he actually bathes.

Stinking pony he is.

Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.89693
89694
Screenshot_2019-01-23 Pony Creator v3(1).png
While we're posting character pics, here's an updated Brie
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89694
89700
>>89693
He's way smaller than the other pic
Looks more like a mare than a stallion, though.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89695
89704
>>89690
"yes,mint he will."
"its okay to cry if you need to, no one will judge you. having emotions is what separates us from the changelings. I Think you'd make an excellent train conductor."
Dark Star pets his mane
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89696
89697 89704
>>89692
>Bathes
He's a crystal pony, he sparkles like onyx get it? when he's happy.
>>89691
Oh I didn't mean you couldn't, I just thought you were implying I drew onyx.
>>89690
The similarities just hit me, and they hit like a truck.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89697
89698
>>89696
Oh whoops.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89698
89699
>>89697
Understandable, have a nice day
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89699
89701
>>89698
Wait, did Onyx somehow get happy after being saved by Iron/the dolphin?
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.89700
89702
Screenshot_2019-01-23 Pony Creator v3(2).png
>>89694
I didn't like how the other one turned out, and yes he has less overtly masculine traits/appearance due to both the pony creator and his stats and attributes
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89701
89702
>>89699
That was happiness cause by greed at gold
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89702
89703
>>89701
Sounds like you wanted to reveal you had another coat hidden under a coal-covered body.
I digress. I guess it makes sense.
>>89700
Understood. Brie is now a femcolt.
JK, he looks cool still.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89703
>>89702
He shed his winter coat in favor for a summer coat xP
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89704
89705 89706 89708 89710
Spoilered
An attempt was made some weeks ago at making Blue Skies in pony creator

>>89691
She is standing from a hallway with one hoof over with a pen over the counter. She looks back at him, not entirely pleased
"Did you leave something behind?"

>>89695
>Casual racism
I love it
He does not break out crying. He does continue to shed tears in silence, some now flowing onto the floor

"That... That would be nice"

>>89696
In retrospect if you had posted that image shortly before the visa scene, I would have had Blue Skies question her own diagnosis of Onyx as "not a changeling," and do more tests
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89705
89709
>>89704
She looks way taller than I would imagine she would.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89706
>>89704
This is far from the first time I've posted the image, blue skies only has herself to blame
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89708
89709
>>89704
"Let it all out."
Dark Star continues petting his mane.
"Maybe i can get you colts a tour of the trainyard. would you 2 like that?"
Dark Star looks at Mint then to White orchid
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89709
89711 89712
Spoilered
>>89705
Here's a version with fatter legs

>>89708
The look of bitterness fades from Mint Marine's face
"Maybe"

White Orchid looks up, still sad and with tears streaming down
"Yes"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89710
89713
>>89704
He stands tall before her, like a soldier brought before a trial. His speech sounds repentant. "I am sorry for what I said earlier, and for how I said it. In another universe, I would not have acted so rude towards you in what was otherwise very friendly conversation between friends. But that is not this universe, so all I can do is apologize, and hope you will accept it, but I will understand if you cannot." He looks her right in the eyes. "If there is any way I can make it up to you, to help show not only how sorry I am for what I said, but also to show you just how much it means to me to have you as my friend, do not be afraid to ask, whatever it may be. It is least I can do to make up for my mistake."
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89711
89713
>>89709
THICC, nice
"would you like to see the Docks,mint? i could take the two of you to both places if you would like that."
Dark Star motions for Mint to come sit closer to White orchid and he
Dark Star continues petting the sad foal
"its ok,buddy."
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89712
>>89709
That fixed the issue.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89713
89714 89715 89717
>>89710
She looks directly into his eyes, firs losing any expression of emotion, then flapping her right ear down, then lowering her head.

She smiles at Silver in that way that is normal to her

>>89711
Mint Marine does move closer, and for a moment he moves his tail and then looks Dark Star in the eyes
"That sounds good"

White Orchid continues to sort of cry, and looks down at the train set
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89714
>>89713
Yay! Skies has blackmail now!
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89715
89716
>>89713
He doesn't falter, and maintains his eye lock with her. He's waiting on Blue to pass on her judgement, or make a request of him.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89716
89718
>>89715
"Did you have anything in mind?" She asks
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89717
89719
>>89713
Dark Star Hugs White Orchid and then pats mint marine.
"Just let me know when you to want to go. and ill take you when you want to."
Dark Star Smiles at both of them
"that sounds fun,huh?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89718
89719 89721
>>89716
"No, I did not, but I would be prepared to do anything you would request of me."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89719
89720
>>89718
"And why would you be so willing?

>>89717
*squeek*
Soft, but sore in areas
WO "It does..."
MM "Yes"
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89720
89723 89742
>>89719
"Ok. i have to go find sister marey. im gonna talk to her about volunteering here."
Dark Star Stands up.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89721
89723
>>89718
"Because I have wronged you, and I am determined to see that wrong righted. And because you are my friend. I would do anything you requested of me in good faith."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
Gu5iu
?
No.89722
89726
Fun fact: "Blue Sky" was the nickname of a 19th-century Chinese governor-general named Lin Zexu. He was high commissioner in charge of stopping the opium trade and was noted for his honesty.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89723
89724 89728
>>89721
"What, to you, is not in good faith?"

>>89720
And thus he does. Careful not to step on the toys laid out
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89724
89725
>>89723
"Something so antithetical to my beliefs, that I could not under any circumstances go through with the action. Those crimes against ponykind so heinous, not even death is due punishment for committing them. In other words, nothing I would ever imagine you would request of me. In hindsight, I do not know why I added that."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89725
89727 89729
>>89724
"What do you think I might request of you?"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89726
>>89722
Interesting to know
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89727
>>89725
Put some makeup to becomes Storm for a day and tease him.
Of course, she would do it without making her coltfriend jealous again.
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89728
89730
>>89723
Dark Star hugs Mint Marine and then heads out of the toy room.
Are there any sisters watching them? if not Dark Star trys to find one to stay with them while he goes and talks to sister marey.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89729
89730
>>89725
"I do not know. It could be anything, and I would be prepared to do anything."

A little part of Silver deep inside of him is dying just a little bit more with every question asked, like this will inevitably end badly for Silver by him stumbling somewhere and ruining his friendship with Blue permanently.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89730
89731 89732
>>89729
"Let me ask a different way. Why do you care if you feel you have wronged me?"

>>89728
*squeeky*
He's a little smaller
There are no sisters around
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89731
89733
>>89730
"Because you are my friend. I care about you."
Anonymous
t6BaL
?
No.89732
>>89730
Dark Star looks at both of them and says "i'll send a sister to look after you two while im talking to sister marey. be good until she gets here."
Dark Star walks out of the room and looks for a sister.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89733
89734
>>89731
She blushes
"D'aww"

"Let me ask you this, what do you want?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89734
89736
>>89733
"I just want to make you happy."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89736
89737
>>89734
She smiles warmly, and looks at him with searching, inquisitive eyes. But she relents
"Thank you"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89737
89738
>>89736
He nods. She can see in his eyes the primary reason his answer was so vague: it appears he wants her to choose something to do, if she wants to choose something at all, either out of some odd respect or from him simply not really knowing what he would like to do with her.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89738
89741
>>89737
She looks at once willing to cash in on the offer, but uncertain of what

"Is there anything you need from me today?"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89739
89740
>tfw last 50 posts isn't enough
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89740
>>89739
Nothing important for now.
Silver is trying to apologize to Skies, and is succeeding for now.
Onyx had PTSD due to motorized vehicles.
Star is being an edgy boi in front of the saved foals, saying Comte should die and stuff like that.
Brie updated his pony, now looking more like a rouge.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89741
89742
>>89738
"Well..." He puts a hoof to his chin to take a couple seconds to think. His eyes light up in an 'Aha!' moment. "Oh! I have just thought of something I would like to ask you. Would you like to go out later, maybe get some drinks, or see maybe...one of those movies, they have out now? You know, do things as friends normally do?" At the moment, it really shows that Silver has not had a friend to hang out with in a very, very long time.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89742
89743 89744
>>89720
He is eventually able to find Sister Marery

>>89741
She laughs, "Afraid the train was going to hit you the first time you saw a moving picture?"

Then she smiles deviously, and says
"Yes, that would be alright. I may still want ask you for something else later though"
She walks past him and rubs her coat, then her tail against him. In that moment she shows that she too, does not know how to make or keep friends, especially of the opposite sex
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89743
>>89742
Kek.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89744
89745
>>89742
He chuckles, watching her closely as she trots past past him. Silver very much understands this fact, with it being paraded gloriously in front of him. "I did say you could ask for whatever. And hey, I will be honest, I have never actually seen movie before. Or at least real movies, like they show in theaters. So I imagine it will be fun."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89745
89746
>>89744
"Is that so? She says, still smiling
"We'll have to change that"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89746
89748 89749
>>89745
Silver chuckles some more. "Well, I am excited already."
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89748
89750 89751
>>89746
iS tHaT a FiRe HoSe Or ArE yOu HaPpY tO sEe Me?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89749
89752
>>89746
She nods slightly in respecting acknowledgment of Silvers double entendre
“When do you want to meet?”
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89750
>>89748
My fucking sides
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89751
89756
>>89748
Top zozzle
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89752
89753
>>89749
"5 sounds good to me. How about you?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89753
89754
>>89752
“I’m available then” she looks up and to the right, as if sure were not sure that statement is right

“Do you have plans for lunch?”
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89754
89757
>>89753
Silver is slightly worried about whether that statement is right or not. "I do not. I need to head back sometime, but I am free for lunch if you want to go get some together." Despite his worries, he smiles at Blue.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89756
89759
>>89751
Have you actually thought out about the mademare telling you his purpose of his foal recruiting?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89757
89758
>>89754
“Well then, I’ll see you sometime”
She turns her back to him, then looks over her shoulder at him with her smile.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89758
89761
>>89757
He smiles back, still watching her. "I will see you sometime."
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89759
89760 89777
>>89756
Yeah, a bit
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89760
>>89759
Alright. Remember he is pulling the 'orphan children are useless in society' card.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89761
89763
>>89758
She walks over back to the counter. Evidently she does not intend to leave the room now. She starts to write on the same paper as when Silver approached
“There’s an empty hotel room upstairs that I have commandeered as my own, if you need a room for anything”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89763
89764
>>89761
He looks at the route upstairs. "Which one, might I ask?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89764
89765
>>89763
"Down the hallway on the left there is a stairwell immediately on your left. Go to the fourth floor, and it is the third door on your left. Room 416. That floor isn't really as heavily locked or guarded, since it isn't really being used for anything, at least on the western half of the building"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89765
89776 89836
>>89764
He nods at Blue. "Thank you." Silver decides to follow her directions and see what her room is like.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89766
89770
>Onyx washes dishes
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89767
89768 89769
The sorcerer... um... I lost track of where I am in the story.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89768
89772
>>89767
You're with us, talking currently to Willow Brooks, a mademare who has adopted Henhill, an orphan foal taken by the Waterfront Gang who may or may not have Stockholm Syndrome. Current objective is to convince the mademare to release him from his training and take him back to the abbey.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89769
89771
>>89767
Just say you're at the bar
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89770
89773
>>89766
Roll for it.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89771
89772
>>89769
No. I precisely took him to the bar Iron and Ash are.
Shimmering Spark
C/b8I
?
No.89772
89774
>>89768
>>89771
I do remember getting to the destination, but I don't remember if I was allowed in.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89773
>>89770
Make me not-GM
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89774
>>89772
You came along just fine, now knowing that Cauldron's friend was here.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89776
89836
>>89765
As he goes to the left hallway a guard watches on, with a damned near voyaueristic expression. The first hallway is a little curious in its new paint scheme and black doors, and Silver May feel like going any further down in than the stairwell would provoke a response by watching guards. The stairwell has relatively wide steps, goes down to a lower level, and four levels above ground. The doors for levels two and three are closed. The top door is open.

When he goes onto the fourth floor, he sees that it is unmolested, not changing much at all since it was a hotel for wealthy travelers. The walls keep their floral patterns and the doors are hardwood. There’s room 416, unlocked
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89777
89778
>>89759
By the by, are you looking for the post or still thinking about it?
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89778
89779
>>89777
I'm watching the state of the union atm.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89779
>>89778
Oh. Carry on, then. Should be important.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89780
89781
I'll go to bed now. Night.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89781
>>89780
Goodnight.
I'm about to sleep too.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89787
89788
1950923__safe_artist-colon-chazmazda_oc_oc-colon-frost flare_equestria at war mod_ear fluff_flag_hearts of iron 4_kirin_kirin empire_kiri.png
I wonder if this is representative at all of the flags of the upcoming kirin nations.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89788
89789
>>89787
Is that a Manchukuo flag with a kirin in it?
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89789
89791
Flag_of_Manchukuo.png
>>89788
I don't think so.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89790
89791 89798
Spoilered
Also, an attempt is being made. Sorry for the shitty quality. Don't have a scanner, and there's a window literally right behind me letting in too much light for even a half-decent picture.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89791
89792
>>89790
He looks nice. His uniform is the best drawn thing for some reason.
>>89789
Now I remember. I saw that flag on Battlefied Vietnam as a sort of non-communist side of Vietnam, I believe.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89792
89793
>>89791
Thanks. I liked that part as well.
From a quick look at Jewgle Images, it does indeed look like one of the flags of South Vietnam.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89793
89794
>>89792
Next time, turn on a lamp desk if you have any. The light is way too dim.
Or is it just a sort of soft pencil drawing, then you're passing a marker to highlight the lines?
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89794
89795
>>89793
Light's gonna remain an issue in the future.
Might do that. I don't know yet, I'm not much of an artist.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89795
89796
>>89794
No exposed lamplights to put the drawing near it?
On the marker issue, just trace your pencil drawings with a thin black marker.
I know. It's tough, but it usually makes the drawing looks cleaner. Caution: It may also ruin it if you're not experienced at it. Judging by how you wanted to draw it, I think you have basic tracing capacity.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89796
89797
>>89795
I mean, we'll see, but I'm not certain I'll be able to solve the lighting issue. I guess I'll see sometime after the sun goes down and I can better manage.
I'd try tracing it digitally, but I can't into digital art at all.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89797
>>89796
Understood.
We'll see how he looks after the trace.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89798
89799 89800
>>89790
Where is the horn?
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89799
>>89798
Like the filename said, it's WIP. Give it time.
Plus I kinda forgot.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89800
>>89798
Oh shit, I didn't see that.
His horn is smol, cuz he buff pony
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89801
89802
Hey, does anyone remember how to roll dice inside the post and not on top of the post like the 'dice (number)d(number)' on the email slot?
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89802
89804
1556389__safe_artist-colon-mrscroup_arctic lily_golden delicious_king sombra_nightmare moon_pinkie pie_prince blueblood_prince rutherford.png
1792066__safe_artist-colon-mrscroup_big macintosh_jet set_oc_oc-colon-cynosura_oc-colon-voss corsair_bat pony_bat pony oc_bust_clothes_cu.png
1792067__safe_artist-colon-mrscroup_fizzlepop berrytwist_starlight glimmer_tempest shadow_twilight sparkle_velvet reindeer_oc_oc-colon-ic.png
>>89801
It's [xdy], where x is the number of dice you want to roll and y is the number of sides to each die. For instance: [1d20 = 17]

Also, I figure after the sun goes down I'll make Silver into a horny boi like he actually is. And if it wasn't already obvious that I used Mr Scroup's EaW artstyle in that drawing, I figure I'll give him some ear fluff, because why now?

Is it odd that I like Rosa Maledicta's design after she gets turned into a lich and becomes the Queen of Bones?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89804
89805 89811
>>89802
A strange characteristic.
Why?
Also, floof is never a bad thing on pony, specially since you're supposed to control a cold-weather pony.
Lastly, let me roll an unarmed attack for example

[1d20+11 = 20]

Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89805
89806
>>89804
I don't know why, but it strangely works. It's also why you can instantly pick out one of Mr Scroup's leader portraits from someone else's in the mod. I know Silver would definitely not be as floofy as Blue, or Ash.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89806
89807
>>89805
No no. I didn't mean the use of this artist's style for drawing Silver. I meant the increase in libido at nightfall for Silver.
Are you going to handicap your will save at night?
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89807
89808
>>89806
What, Iron doesn't get like that at night?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89808
89809 89810 89819
>>89807
I know. My character literally went out of the abbey and wanked for eternity after one kinky dream. He's just a horny boi in general, just that he knows never to indulge himself on just having sex, unless I want to be a black father stereotype.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89809
>>89808
*I want Iron to be
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89810
89812
>>89808
Wait, you're talking about sex? Weirdo.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89811
89812
>>89804
This.
Floof is proof that a pony is able to grow a proper winter coat when the weather gets cold.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89812
89814 89816
>>89810
W0t? Are you trying to imply Silver becoming a 'honry boi' by your words is like increasing magic prowess or something?
If you are, I won't believe you.
>>89811
>tfw no floof since I am jungle pony.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89814
89815 89816
>>89812
Most ponies should grow extra floof when placed in colder weather.

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89815
>>89814
Oh, I guess that works. Baltimare or Baltimore doesn't sound like a cold place, so I doubt my floof amount would increase.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89816
89817
>>89812
The joke was supposed to be that I would actually remember to add Silver's horn to that drawing after the sun goes down so I don't have to deal with the sun messing with the lighting in the room.

>>89814
Silver should probably have some floof, then.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89817
89818
>>89816
Puns galore, I suppose.
I hope your drawing comes out even greater than your first.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89818
>>89817
Hopefully, but you never know with my lack of skill.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89819
89820 89822
>>89808
>knows never to indulge himself on just having sex
Good boy. This is a wholesome G rated pony setting where even the succubi aren’t content to have sex without love. Sex out of wedlock is frowned upon, and everypony and every bug wants you to commit part of your soul to them before laying with them
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89820
89821 89822
>>89819
I partly don't want my character of get knocked up unexpectedly (..again...); but that's what my character believes in-character.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89821
89823
>>89820
>spoiler
I feel there's a story behind that. Mind sharing?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89822
89825
>>89819
Good thing everyone else agrees, thankfully.
>>89820
Oof. That sounds like bad yet uneventful.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89823
89824
>>89821
I'd actually rather not, because it's giga cringe, and I don't have the energy for it. . Maybe some other time.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89824
>>89823
Well, whenever you have the energy for it, I would actually like to hear. No matter how cringy.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89825
89826 89827
>>89822
See, being pregnant kind of sidetracks character development, because said character has to focus on future motherhood, and won't do things that would threaten their lives. Things like heroic courage or martyrdom become out of reach, because the life of the unborn child takes priority.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89826
89827 89828
>>89825
Just get an abortion, you won't have to worry about it. Or alternatively, just don't worry about it
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89827
>>89825
I think the book says something about that, iirc.
I'll be careful.
>>89826
And give money to (((them)))? I don't think so. The latter is better.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89828
89829
>>89826
Abortions are for niggers.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89829
89830
>>89828
So is stealing shit you don't need, robbing people, and murder. But that doesn't stop you from doing those things in character. There's not really a logically consistent moral reasoning for not having at least an evil-aligned character consider it
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89830
89831
>>89829
Oi, I said I didn't want to talk about it.

Also, it's not that I regret past characters being knocked up at all; it's justhe that i'do rather not do it again with this character, because her goals require putting others before herself at all times and do what she can to save the world, instead of being content to build a family of her own.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89831
>>89830
Uh oh.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89836
89846
>>89765
>>89776
Should he open the door and go through it, this is what he would see:

To his right is a small closet. A single door is cracked open, allowing a small amount of clothing and some other object, probably an umbrella, to be seen. To his left are some counters and a small kitchen like area. The only part that seems to have experienced much use is a kettle, two unclean looking cups, a container of honey, and what look like a few unused tea bags. Further down to his right is a door to what seems to be a bathroom. The door is cracked open.

Further down still is a small dining table with two chairs at it, one pulled out slightly. The chairs and table are fairly high-end, and are made of hardwood. Many papers are strewn about in largely disorganized fashion on top of the table, as well as a couple pens, and one jar containing an unknown substance. By the wall is a brown leather suitcase, and another jar. Hung on the chair that is pulled out slightly is a black uniform jacket. There is a coat rack, which has a shash of light orange and black hanging from it.

To the right is the actual bed. It's kingsized, and completely unmade with the covers disrupted and pulled around. The bed covers seem to have a simple white design, and the same is true of half the pillows. The other half of the pillows have a blue and white floral design on them. The carpet, it ought to be mentioned, is a non-intrusive magenta color. Next to the bed is a night stand with a single book on top of it, a black and white picture in the frame, and two books underneath. To the left of the bed is a lamp and a radio, as well as a chair with a redish color scheme. Further down still, next to the window, the wall intrudes on either side as if to mark the far end of the room off as a separate room. There is another seat of skeletal design, a love seat, and a small door leading out to a balcony. The drapes are a maroon color and the window has a view out towards the street
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89838
89839 89840 89846
Spoilered
Testing first attempt at a color scheme.
How does it look?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89839
89842
>>89838
>copy pasting Aryanne scheme onto a Kirin
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89840
89842
>>89838
A strange combo. It would fit the alignment, but lacks the 'I'm a druid' part. Maybe if the mane color is green or brown it would fit better.
You can edit the color, right?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89842
89843 89845
>>89839
I've come to accept that every possible color scheme has already been taken, so that doesn't bother me. I don't mind her having an aryan aesthetic: it makes her look like an angel.
Besides, her colors aren't actually the same. Her mane is gold, not blonde, and her coat is gray instead of white.
>>89840
See, i thought it lacked the "Druid aesthetic", but then i considered that she shouldn't necessarily be born in colors that match her spiritual practices, so i ma as well just make her look like how i want her to. Besides, she's not just a Druid, she's an exalted druid who worships guardinals, and mistletoe (her holy symbol) has golden leaves that match her hair. Also, i simply didn't like the green hair idea.
After i changed her scales to silver, i felt free to make her mane gold, with a nice "golden fleece" aesthetic that i thought had a nice connotation.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89843
89844
>>89842
Fuck off
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89844
>>89843
Why?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89845
>>89842
Ah. So the coat is still grey, her mane is gold and her scales are silver?
I suppose it looks good, but I would want visual aid to confirm it.

Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89846
89847 89848
>>89836
With a cautious step, Silver enters the inner sanctum of the pegasus known as Blue Skies. He looks at the disheveled bed, the mess of papers, the unused kitchen. He smiles: it all just absolutely screams Blue. His mind silently works out some things to note from this observation as he peaks into what is presumably the bathroom.

>>89838
She looks a bit like a kirin Cleric.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89847
89849 89850
>>89846
Well, I thought it had a nice aesthetic for an exalted character.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89848
89850
>>89846
This room is indeed a bathroom, with white tile floor and great big counters of marble, colored a redish color that can't quite be placed among the colors of the Sherman Williams paint catalogue. The fixtures are a fine stainless steal. There is a fairly large bathtub, that looks like it can serve as a sort of Jacuzzi. The shower is very large with slate-like tile floors and a translucent glass door. There are symbols of dolphins on the walls. There are several containers of various body washes. And yes, there is a container of olive oil, and a container of lavender oil
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89849
>>89847
I suppose you haven't thought about the mademare situation Ash has on her hooves, right?
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89850
89851
>>89847
Fair enough.

>>89848
Silver's jaw drops at the sight. This bathroom is the stuff of legends to the Severyanan unicorn, who over the course of his life has gotten used to simplicity. He can safely say he has not seen much less been in a bathroom this grand. The hotel certainly lives up to its name.

He trots over to the bathroom mirror, taking a fair look at the image before him. For being as old as he is, he feels he's aged very gracefully. He'd say he's still almost as handsome as he was back when he was 20. Shiny coat, smooth mane, ears just as perky and floofy as they were back then, few wrinkles. But after a further examination he can't deny the signs of age are there, even if they're mute compared to others of his age: his mane certainly wasn't that shade of grey when he was younger, at least; the bags under his eyes look heavier than he thought they were; a deep gouge scar from a bandit's knife underneath his right eye, after having remained only partially healed for nearly 50 years, has almost faded entirely; his eyes, the more he focuses, carry the look of a pony who's tired, or whose spirit has nearly, but not quite yet, reached that point. He briefly wonders how many more winters he has in him before he wakes up and decides he's too tired to go on. Only briefly, however, as he quickly shakes his head clear and looks at the mirror once more. It's a thought for another day. "Looking good as always, Silver."

After he's done reflecting at the mirror, he looks at her collection of oils and bathwashes, alongside trotting over the bathtub. He understands exactly now how she's able to keep such good care of herself, and smell as nice as she does, seeing all of the different bottles. At the side of the tub, Silver gets an odd urge to shed off his clothing and take a bath, despite having already had a quick wash back at home. Maybe just to see what bathing in such a large tub would be like. The idea of doing so in another pony's home, however, especially in Blue's home, makes him naturally hesitant to do so.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89851
89852
>>89850
The mirror is more or less pristine. Any vapor or moisture that may have accumulated on it this morning is long since gone.

To call a commandeered hotel room a home is a bit generous
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89852
89853 89855
>>89851
"Трахни это." He breaks his silent contemplation to decide that it doesn't really matter if he's already here, and deciding that Blue Skies probably wouldn't be upset if she came across him bathing. He turns the tub's faucet on, getting the water to an acceptable, warm temperature before letting it fill. Small wisps of steam come off of the water, a result of the temperature difference between the water and the surrounding air. As he sheds his olive-drab fatigues, he makes a quick note at how his winter coat is coming in, his Severyanan biology still adding a layer of floof and fluff to his coat despite currently residing in an area with no real winter. He even plays a little with a tuft of chest fluff before entering the tub.

Once the tub is filled, and his clothes are set to the side, he lays down in the large tub, letting out a sigh as his body makes contact with the water, and as a couple shivers pass through him.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89853
89854
>>89852
A note about temperature: something about the temperature on this floor seems a bit off, like they weren't quite intending to use it. The air is a bit warmer, probably due to heated air from the rest of the building rising to higher floors. The water, however, is at full pressure and heated where appropriate.

As for winter coat... Baltimare probably gets snow at least once a winter, but it is more an exception than the rule
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89854
89857 89858
>>89853
He's content to lay there and let the warm embrace of the water wrap around him for a few minutes. He levitates a couple bottles of body wash over to read what exactly they are.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89855
89856 89857
>>89852
Don't slip on the cum stains.
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.89856
89857
>>89855
If only Silver knew what kind of things have gone on in that bathroom...


Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89857
89858 89859
>>89854
Her bathroom contains a cacophony of body cleaning agents. There is a shampoo container, as advanced as the times will allow, as well as a separate gel soap, and a conditioner, besides bar soap. She has a luffa sponge, as well as a pumice stone. Yes, there is a container of lavender oil, although in such small quantities she might be either mixing it into the water or into conditioner. She also has good old fashioned olive oil, and it’s the only product here besides the pumice stone that doesn’t not reflect an assimilation into the Equestrian high life

>>89856
>>89855
Oh hush, she made him cum inside so as to get only a little on the shower floor
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89858
89859
>>89857
>>89854
If it wasn't self evident, more than half the names are Canterlot brands with fancy foreign words in the titles, while a couple seem more mundane
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89859
89860
>>89857
Curious, Silver levitates the pumice stone over, having not even the slightest clue as to what the object is for. He turns it over in his telekinetic grasp a couple of times for his examination before he sets it back where he found it.

Silver dunks his head into the water a couple of times to wet his hair, selects a conditioner, and uses his hooves to work it into his mane and scalp. Once that's done, he returns to relaxing to allow the conditioner to do its work.

>>89858
Kinda figured already, with as fancy as this place is.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89860
89862
>>89859
Separate conditioners for mane and coat, naturally. The bathtub is not the size of a hot tub, but it is wider than a normal rub. Silver could fit a full sized mare next to him in the tub, just not with any degree of personal space. The water is as warm as he wants it to be, with no short supply. She also seems to have bubble bath around, as well as citrus wash and bath oils

As Silver uses the girly conditioner, he discovers the dark, deep secret that Dark Star stumbles upon in his own bathing the day before: Blue Skies has mixed lavender oil into the conditioner. Congratulations. Silver’s mane now smells like lavender
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89861
89862
Going to bed. Night.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89862
89863 90087
>>89861
Goodnight.

>>89860
Well, in Silver's mind, it wasn't like he was going to escape the fact that he had taken a bath in here anyways. He's fine with the smell of lavender, never really associating it with anything exceedingly feminine.

He dunks his head again to clear it of the conditioner once it has had time to do its work, and finishes it off with using his hooves to work the rest of the stuff out of his mane. Looking at how wide the tub is, he can imagine Dark Star and Blue Skies having some "quality time" together. A thought he quickly expunges as he realizes he might be able to do something with the amount of space he has. He turns to lay sideways in the tub, with his hindquarters sticking out of and above the water, his hindlegs hanging above him, and his short tail draped over his genitals. He does much the same to his tail with the conditioner that he did with his mane. He starts to think he could get used to this sort of thing, if he lived in a place as fancy as this.

While he washes, he starts to sing a song from his homeland in Cyrillic. It's nothing of professional quality, and anypony hearing who is unfamiliar with the language would probably be more than a little confused by it, but it's serviceable for Silver as a bathing song.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89863
89864
>>89862
There is, after all, a radio in the other room. The color of the water changes slightly as the conditioner fills it. He can feel his tail becoming softer and smoother with the conditioner, or at least, if he uses the frog of his hoof to touch it

Roll a d20
NJdlu
?
No.89864
89865 89866
[1d20 = 3]
>>89863

Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.89865
>>89864
Well, that's an F.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89866
89867
>>89864
He can hear the door open, then close
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89867
89869
>>89866
Silver ceases his singing, and looks over his tail at the bathroom door, effectively remaining in his exposed position in the bathtub. "Anypony there? Is that you, Blue?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89869
89870
>>89867
The door opens slightly, then a small blue muzzle peaks through, then the whole head of the pony. She looks around into the room before settling her eyes on him. She looks at him with a smile that soon turns into overt laughter
"Is that why you asked where my room was?"

>>89868
If it had been the shower, he may have slipped on a patch of semen and hurt himself with a 1
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89870
89871
>>89869
He gives her a sheepish grin. "No, but I could not help myself once I saw bathtub." He wriggles around a little where he's laying down. "I must say, I am just little bit jealous."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89871
89872
>>89870
"Haha, like certain dogs around bodies of water" She says, as she walks more into the room
"Nice to see you are enjoying it so far"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89872
89873
>>89871
Silver is grateful his tail is just long enough to cover everything sensitive. It's embarrassing enough to just have his ass stuck up in the air like it is. "I do not think my mane or tail will have ever smelled as nice as they will after this. I see now why you always smell of lavender."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89873
89874
>>89872
"hehe, do you like my smell?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89874
89875
>>89873
He nods vigorously. Figuring he's given the conditioner in his tail enough time, he shifts back into a normal laying down position in the tub to wash the conditioner out. "This place lives up to its name. You know what they say: hotels live and die on quality of their bathrooms."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89875
89876
>>89874
She laughs once again
'Yes, it's a great place to come and either relax and finish the day, or to prepare for the coming day. I take it your... room doesn't have as fancy accommodations?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89876
89877
>>89875
"Well, you have seen it already, outside of fairly basic shared bathroom it has. It is by far not worst place I have spent time in, by several orders, but it is most certainly not as fancy place like this." He grabs a shampoo, and squirts some into his mane, working it into his mane and scalp like he did with the conditioner, if a bit more rigorously than before. While he does so, he levitates the pumice stone over. "May I ask what purpose of this stone is? It looks light, with as porous as it is."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89877
89878
>>89876
She giggles yet again
"It's for washing. Rub it on feathers or hooves. Even softer surfaces like coats can with with it. It was more common in the east..." She has a slight from for a moment, perhaps from memories of the old country, perhaps from the conditioner. Then she smiles slightly
"The way you squirt that shampoo into your mane..."
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89878
89879
>>89877
He raises an eyebrow at her, grinning. "What, are you trying to say there is something wrong with way I squirt? I would say I have had more than enough squirting practice in my life to know thing or two about squirting."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89879
89880
>>89878
She giggles again
"Whatever you want to squirt in your mane..."
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89880
89881
>>89879
He chuckles with her. "Ah, it is likely I am doing something wrong. As embarrassing as it would be, having somepony to guide me in finer points of high-class bathing sometime would be nice."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89881
89882
>>89880
No.... That isn't what I meant. You clean your mane how you like. Even if I think some of your previous choices of 'oils' is a bit... odd"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89882
89883
>>89881
Silver chuckles some more from remembering that particular highlight of that conversation. "Ah. Then ignore senile old stallion who is currently taking bath in your bathroom." He once again dunks his head into the water, quickly using his hooves to work out the shampoo in mane before he resurfaces again.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89883
89884
>>89882
She gives an uncertain look
"Alright"

The water is a little clouded, containing the conditioner he used for mane and tail earlier
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89884
89892
>>89883
He frowns slightly, upon seeing this look. "I am sorry, I am not very good at conversations. Just forget I said anything."

Silver returns to his other position in the tub, now taking the time to shampoo his tail.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89885
89887
Okay, so I know autistic meta generally hurts... everything, but here is what I think I saw. Silver squirts white liquid shampoo into his mane in a way looks like ejaculation. Blue Skies makes a joke about it. Silver gets that it is a sexual joke, but does not acknowledge the fact that it places Silver on the receiving end. She then restates the joke more explicitly. Silver gives some sort of cryptic response that might have been an invitation for her to come up and aid in his bathing, but is most note worthy for placing Blue Skies high and degrading himself. Blue Skies tries to back off from the 'pedestal' and a third time makes the semen-shampoo comparison, although this time by means of referencing a statement silver made to her earlier. Silver responds with a statement that might be a retraction of any possible previous invitation, but certainly includes more self degredation. Most probably, this self immolation is a form of deliberate humility intended to be friendly and disarming, or even a sort of way of giving a complement by comparison. But it could be a stealth insult - a sort of way of saying 'back off you arrogant bitch.' And that possibility is unsettling. Of course the chuckling implies the better possibility, but it's not translated well in the text.

She answers somewhat sadly
"It's okay, I'm not either. Mostly I just say things to try to charm stallions who want to be charmed. That is why I keep my coat so pretty."
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89886
89887
Aren't these two getting kind of touchy?
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89887
89892 89894
>>89885
Jesus. I mean, I'll just say that, if Silver was trying to insult Blue, it would be in a much more direct fashion. I don't see why Silver would come out of left field with an insult like that when they're having a friendly conversation.

He works the shampoo through his tail using his hooves, a fairly awkward sight to be sure, though a portion of him performing the action is just done to give his hooves something to do while they chat. His mind travels back to their conversation at the end when Blue was giving Silver a massage, and how she was speaking and acting then. "And what would you say if you were not trying to charm stallions?"

>>89886
Can you be touchy without actually touching each other?
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89888
89889
Spoilered
Silver Sword, version 0.2

Changelog:
-made him into a proper horny boi
-added ear floof for extra warmth on those cold, St. Petershoof winter nights
-now visible to the naked eye
-LUX...FIAT!
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89889
89890
>>89888
Did you even go to sleep?
The floof seems odd, like it would make him deaf or something. Granted, I don't know how ear floof work, so it may be purposefully placed there since other poners have floof there.
Horn is a little too thin for my tastes.
No idea what LUX FIAT means
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89890
89891
>>89889
I did, believe it or not.
*shrugs* Ask Mr Scroup about the ear floof and the thin horn, I suppose.
Translated from Latin, it means "daybreak" or "let there be light". Literally "let light". One of the few things I remember from back when I took Latin lessons from my mom.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89891
89892
>>89890
For two hours?
Anyways, I suppose if it works, it works.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.89892
89893
>>89891
7 hours or so, when I slept between >>89884 and >>89887
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89893
>>89892
Oh, then it's ok.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89894
89895
>>89887
It’s just the way my mind works
“I don’t suppose I would say much at all. I certainly would not be as friendly”

She moves forward. Closer, then closer, then next to Silver
“Do you want help with that?”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89895
89896
>>89894
I'm not criticizing, as my own mind works in its own mysterious, autistic ways.
He looks at her, a friendly look on his face that doesn't quite approach a smile. "You have friendly side to you, whether you realize it or not."

His vision returns to his sudsy tail. "You are more than welcome to help if that is what you want. All I have left to do is to shampoo and wash my coat."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89896
89897
>>89895
She takes his tail, gently lathers it, then dunks it into the water, all without saying a word
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89897
89898 89901
>>89896
The sudden action and his subsequent exposure surprises him a little. "Hmm. Well, that is also option." He looks once again over to her, wondering if she has that same emotionless expression she had when she first saw him in the hotel.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89898
89899 89900
>>89897
How exposed is he? Was he laying on his back?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89899
89900
>>89898
I think his cock and balls are exposed, judging how Silver said his ass was up in the air.
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.89900
89901
>>89898
>>89899
Yup.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89901
89902
>>89900
>>89897
Nope, it's that smile of hers
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89902
89903
>>89901
Silver's not sure if that should be reassuring or disconcerting. "So, do you need me to stand up, now, or...?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89903
89904
>>89902
She back away
"No, that's quite fine. I will go make some tea."
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89904
89905
>>89903
His ears perk up a little. "Tea? What kind?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89905
89907
>>89904
"Don't get too exited. A Minotaurian variety, fairly simple"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89906
89972
>>89545
I'll just put this here. Don't mind me.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89907
89908
>>89905
"I suppose I should save my excitement for later, hmm?" Silver lets out a small chuckle. "In either case, it is new thing to me. I think I can get at least little bit excited to try this Minotaurian tea."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89908
89909
>>89907
"You can do that" She pats him with her hoof low on his belly. Very low. "Surely you've had tea before?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89909
89910
>>89908
A blush breaks out on Silver's face, and she can see him doing his best under the water to cross and hold his hindlegs together. Even when weighed down by the bathwater, his winter coat proves to make his belly fur surprisingly soft, though the water does make it feel thick rather than floofy. "Couple of times, yes, but I have never had tea from Minotauria."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89910
89911
>>89909
"Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable... Well, I guess I will have to share some tea with you then"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89911
>>89910
He grins sheepishly, trying to backtrack a little. "No no, it is alright. I just, uh...had itch." He uncrosses his legs, summoning every ounce of willpower he has in the process to not embarrass himself. "See? Everything is fine..."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89912
89913 89914
That smile returns to her face. If you've ever seen a cat slowly creep up, and then pounce on something, you've seen just about what Blue Skies does next, as she moves just a little forward, moves a hoof up, and then scratches the itch herself
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89913
89915
>>89912
Skies is going to sin.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89914
89915
If I suddenly disappear for an extended period of time, it's because the power went out. It's storming like the dickens here.

>>89912
"Oh!" A shiver passes through Silver's body at the contact. It doesn't take long for Silver's 'little buddy' to properly poke its head out of its sheath, giving Blue a little greeting as it slowly extends outwards.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89915
89916 89917 89918
kisspng-rarity-pony-annoyed-5b2c2e02d39051.6685067415296220188666.png
>>89913
Blue Skies do something unethical? She would never

>>89914
At first, she moves back a little. Then, she starts laughing.
"Shall I go make tea?"
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89916
>>89915
Fair enough.

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89917
maxresdefault (3).jpg
>>89915
And a pic for Blue Skies as Silver's Sword comes out from its sheath
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89918
89919
>>89915
"...Yes, that sounds lovely..." Silver frowns at his 'Sword', now extended out a fair ways and resting on his abdomen, yet still flaccid. He looks a little cross at it as it twitches a little.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89919
89920
>>89918
"Tell me if you need any further help in your bathing" she says with a smile.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89920
89921
>>89919
"Oh, I most certainly will." He gives the head a boop using one of his forehooves, causing it to stiffen a little in response. "Normally, I have better control over my 'Sword' to keep it sheathed. I guess he must have been just little bit too excited to finally see somepony new."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89921
89922
>>89920
She smiles, but she leaves the room, presumably to set water to boil
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89922
89923
>>89921
Silver settles back down into the normal laying down position in the tub, placing his hindquarters back underneath the surface of the bathwater. With the bath still remaining warm, and his member now fully exposed to the water's warm embrace, it quickly excites and causes more blood to rush to Silver's Sword. Before too long, the head and flare of the erect member stick out of the water like a submarine's periscope, followed by a portion of the upper shaft. Silver lets out a sigh, looking at the dark grey flesh torpedo. "What am I ever going to do with you..." Its only response is to quiver at him.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89923
89924
>>89922
roll a d20
NJdlu
?
No.89924
89925 89926
[1d20 = 3]
>>89923
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.89925
>>89924
What the hell is it with these threes?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89926
89927
>>89924
After one minute, she comes back in, still smiling, but with an awkward expression as well
"Silver... Sweetie. I don't mean to be rude. If I didn't have a coltfriend, or if my coltfriend were not in the Party, I would jump all over you. But I don't know how much contact Dark Star is okay with, and I actually work with Dark Star and respect him, besides the fact that he knows you as well... So... I would rather not finish you. Not right now, anyways"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89927
89928
>>89926
He nods, understanding perfectly. He doesn't look too worried about it, from Blue's perspective. "It is nothing to worry about. I just hope my 'buddy' here decides to retreat back into his sheath soon."
Anonymous
aLskl
?
No.89928
89929
>>89927
She walks up behind him, and starts to rub his completely wet mane. “You wouldn’t want to get anything on your coat anyways”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89929
89930
>>89928
He closes his eyes in contentment. His little buddy remains standing at full attention for both Silver and Skies to see. "It would not be first time."
Anonymous
aLskl
?
No.89930
89931
>>89929
She continues rubbing his mane, going through the motions of washing it, though it has already been washed. With a tone of disgust, almost a growl, she says “I hate getting it in my coat. That’s why I always swallow”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89931
89932
>>89930
He turns his head slightly to look back at her. "Unless you are skilled with deepthroating, there is still threat of overflow coming out of your mouth and nose."
Anonymous
aLskl
?
No.89932
89933 89934
>>89931
“I take it this was a frequent occurrence in your past?@
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89933
89935
>>89932
That would work if he had not had a marefriend
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89934
89935
>>89932
"...Maybe just little bit?" He smiles, a couple memories resurfacing. His member twitches a couple more times, evidently not going down any time soon. He puts a forehoof to it, pushes it back down into the water, and holds it there.
Anonymous
aLskl
?
No.89935
89936
>>89933
she was a Waifu, not a marefriend. Reee. Also, the question is ambiguous enough to apply to any female sexual partners

>>89934
She laughs at Silver’s movements
“When the tea is ready, do you want anything in it?”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89936
89938
>>89935
He smiles at her, glad that she's finding enjoyment out of him trying to keep his erection out of such a public view. Though the warm water combined with the contact with his hoof isn't helping things, as evident by how his blush spreads a little more. "Whatever you like to have in it is fine with me, I do not have preference."
gYKef
?
No.89937
89938
[1d20 = 14]
>rock noises
Oh boy, time to play bartender simulator again!
Rolling to wash a shot glass
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89938
89939 89941
>>89936
She looks at him contemplatively. “Careful not to perish from from embarrassment”

okay, roll another die

>>89937
The glass, thankfully, is not a mimic, nor does it break in his hoof. A spot comes out
NJdlu
?
No.89939
89940 89942
[1d20 = 19]
>>89938
Ready for another 3?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89940
>>89939
Oh this is gonna suck.
I hope nothing bad comes from this event.
gYKef
?
No.89941
89942 89944
[1d20 = 4]
>>89938
Nice, Onyx washes another one
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89942
89943 89944
209626.png
>>89939
"Let me check and see if the water is boiling"
She says this, despite the absence of the well known whistle of the boiling kettle. She briefly leaves the room

>>89941
Oh dear. Well, this one does not wash as cleanly as the last, by any means
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89943
>>89942
Oh no...
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89944
>>89941
Hey, you stole my low roll!

>>89942
"...Okay?" Once she leaves, he relinquishes his hold of his stallionhood, letting it swing back and smack against his wet abdomen before it returns to standing at attention out of the water. It flings a little water into his face during the motion, causing him to close his eyes and flinch.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89946
>>89945
It's... chewing gum.
I think that existed by this time.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89947
89950
>>89945
"How many times to I have to SAY NO MILK IN THE SHOT GLASSES"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89948
89949 89950
>>89945
"Shoot my..." He looks confused as to the meaning of this phrase, though Blue can't see this.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89949
>>89948
With a rifle like yours, it's quite plausible.
I think you're acting innocent.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89950
89951 89952 89953
Ever wanted to attach a picture of anime girls with grotesquely disproportionate breasts, but found that you didn't have any in any of your image folders, so you just attach an unrelated image of French Yellow Vest protesters?

>>89947
Fuckers put it in there anyways. This will require a few more rubs

>>89948
Whelp, she's away now
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89951
89954
>>89950
RIP my sides.

He sighs, wondering what she could be doing right now. He puts the frog of his forehoof against the exposed shaft of his member, giving it a stroke. "Well, it is just you and me, now, buddy."
gYKef
?
No.89952
89954
[1d20 = 8]
>>89950
Quite the opposite, I look for yellow vest protesters and get large breasted anime girl

Onyx scrubs with the might of alicorn magic
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89953
>>89950
Freedom is a boner inducer, so it's okay.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89954
89955 89957 89962
>>89951
When the cat is away... do the mice play with themselves?

>>89952
Onyx rubs with greater might than Silver right now. It's more effective than not... but some of the residue remains
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89955
>>89954
How do you think they have like 25 children when they're alone?
gYKef
?
No.89957
89958
[1d20+1 = 7]
>>89954
Kek
Onyx resorts to desperate measure and uses a sponge instead of a dishtowel
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89958
89959
>>89957
Even though his rubbing leaves something to be desired, he manages to finally remove the last traces of residue from the glass. Fucking milk drinkers
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89959
89960
>>89958
Onyx breathes a sigh of relief and and decides to poor himself a drink without milk
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89960
89961
>>89959
Well, there are plenty of options. The bar is not very crowded at the moment
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89961
89964
>>89960
Vodka, 1 shot
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89962
89963 89964
>>89954
An interesting philosophical question that a pony like Blue Skies would probably contemplate for a time. For Silver, he's currently involved in a one-sided conversation with his penis. "It has been while since you last decided to show up. I am sorry for keeping you neglected for so long." He gives it a couple more strokes with his frog before he leans back, focusing on the fleshy rod in his mind's eye. "Well, you are here now, so I will take some care of you while you are." His horn lights up, and a blue telekinetic glow forms around his member, stroking it at a slow pace designed to induce pleasure rather than bring him closer to orgasm. The pulsating field lights up his side of the bathroom with a faint blue glow. He maintains the motion, occasionally letting out a pent-up moan or thrusting upwards subconsciously.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89963
>>89962
That person who asked us to never change is having a blast right about now.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89964
89965
>>89962
"Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long my love
All this time without a word
Didn't know you'd think, that I'd forget, or I'd regret
The special love I have for you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkA7xQb6uPk

Blue Skies has not returned yet. She must either have found a task for herself or is deliberately avoiding the bathroom. Silver, by contrast, is directly benefiting from and enjoying that Unicorn privilege

>>89961
Only one? I guess it is morning. What a beautiful day. He'll definitely need more later
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89965
89966
>>89964
Sides Status: In Orbit

Oh, he very much is enjoying that Unicorn privilege.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89966
89967 89968
>>89965
From another room, he can hear the beginnings of a whistle, which lasts only a few seconds before subsiding. But in the warm waters of the luxurious bathroom, where Silver has plenty of room to himself, he can contemplate how the other half lives. Is that why the Earth Pony population is so high? Because they can't do this? It would suck if you had to try to do this with only the soft part of the hoof. Or, he can just enjoy himself.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89967
>>89966
Iron would know.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89968
89969
>>89966
It's an interesting thought, and in Silver's mind he can see it extend to every part of an Earth Pony's life, and why Earth Ponies have been behind many of ponykind's greatest inventions. Without Unicorn magic or Pegasus flight, they have had to figure out how to do the same things Unicorns and Pegasi can do using only their hooves. So, they became adept at building tools to do those things they can't themselves do, and these tools have really taken off in the past couple decades, allowing them to do things like fly with airplanes or cast spells with magic rifles. Sometimes, these tools even allow them to do things the other races can do, only better. Part of him wonders if Unicorns and Pegasi will eventually become phased out by Earth Pony ingenuity, or if Earth Ponies really are the superior pony race.

As a particularly long, milking stroke of his member causes him to let out a semi-loud moan, and as his member spurts out a small amount of pre, he wonders if Earth Ponies will even be able to build a tool in the future to do what he's doing now to themselves, and if they'll even make it better than this.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89969
89970 89983 89991
THE SITE FINALLY WORKS AGAIN!

>>89968
>>89968
Perhaps the ingenuity of Earth Ponies will someday make mares obsolete. Perhaps a cabal of deceitful creatures who thrive on Earth Pony sexual repression will try to kill any such innovation in the cradle.

Laying there, gloriously outstretched in the bathroom of his employer's marefriend, he may start to see part of the appeal of the Blackhooves. At least, what is presumably the appeal to some of its members. The beginnings of Alicorn were favorable to the Unicorn race, as they were early on promoted to feudal lordships. The rise of Capitalism leveled the playing field significantly, as the "new money" of Equestria became disproportionately Earth Pony. That slight in itself would be tolerable but for the more recent changes in the government. In less than a decade, the size of the Alicorn ruling class quadrupled, while the pony races were now to suffer being placed as equals to literal insects and beasts of burden. As Unicorns were cast out of ruling and equated to Yaks and Griffins, some may yearn for a change in government. Blue Skies still clings to the nostalgia of a time and place where Pegasi were on top, but even she knows that those days are gone. She obeys Unicorn commanders in a chain all the way to the top. If she wants to make jokes about "mud ponies" in front of her Earth Pony boyfriend, all he need respond is "suck my cock," and she must obey as if it were a literal command.

It is now the era of the Unicorn. From the fighter for "equality" who leads Stalliongrad, to the self-styled "defender of ponykind" in the Duke of New Mareland, to the alleged "leader of the Harmonious world" in the River Republic, and now, even the elected leader of the newly minted Republic of Nimbusia, they are Unicorns all.

It's a masturbatory thought to be sure, but what else is appropriate in this exact moment?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89970
89973
>>89969
You know what goes well with masturbation?
Thoughts about economic deficit!
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89971
89972
Alright, I don't have very much left to do today.
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89972
89977
>>89971
I linked the post where the mademare proposes his argument here.
>>89906
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89973
89974 89975
>>89970
Hey, would it offend you if I showed you the Strength-based unarmed build I made?
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89974
89976
>>89973
Not really.

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89975
>>89973
>Metagaming a combat whatever instead of actually acknowledging the game when explicitly asked about it
Yes, it would offend me
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89976
89979 89981 89993
>>89974
Name: "Iron"
2nd level Ranger (Warrior Variant)
https://dndtools.net/classes/complete-warrior--61/ranger-variant/
https://dndtools.net/classes/ranger/
1st level Battle Dancer
https://dndtools.net/classes/battle-dancer/
1st level Barbarian (wolf totem)
https://dndtools.net/classes/totem-barbarian/
1st level Fist of the Forest
https://dndtools.net/classes/fist-of-the-forest/

Hit Points: 2d10 + 2d8 + 1d12 + 20 (49 hp)

Stats:
Str 18
Con 18
Dex 13
Wis 12
Char 8
Int 8

BAB/Grapple: 5/9

Skills: (32 points)
Handle Animal - (4)
Survival - (5)
Spot - (8)
Tumble - (5)
Open Lock - (1)
Jump - (5)
Perform - (dance; 1)
Knowledge - (geography; 1)
Knowledge - (Nature; 1)
Knowledge - (Dungeoneering; 1)

Cutie Mark (Smashed Boulder): Autohypnosis; "Harder Than Rock"

Favored Enemy: Changelings

Unarmed Damage: 1d8 (as a 7th level monk)

Unarmored AC (shields still okay): 15 (+1 Dex, +4 Con)

Land Speed: 50 ft

Flaws:
>Beastly
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:beastly
>Insomniac
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:insomniac
>Bestial Instinct
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:bestail-instinct

Feats:
>Improved Unarmed Strike - (c; Battle Dancer)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/improved-unarmed-strike--1595/
>Track - (c; Warrior Ranger)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/track--2952/
>Two-Weapon Fighting - (c; Warrior Ranger)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/two-weapon-fighting--2998/
>Power Attack - (r)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/power-attack--2208/
>Great Fortitude - (f)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/great-fortitude--1263/
>Cleave - (f)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/cleave--354/
>Combat Reflexes - (f)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/cleave--354/
>Improved Grapple - (l)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/improved-grapple--1506/
>Ascetic Hunter - (l)
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-adventurer--54/ascetic-hunter--125

Traits:
>Musclebound
https://dndtools.net/feats/unearthed-arcana--90/musclebound--2019/

Ideas/sources:
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/variant/classes/variantCharacterClasses.htm
https://dndtools.net/classes/fist-of-the-forest/
https://dndtools.net/classes/complete-warrior--61/ranger-variant/
https://molivero.com/dndtools/USRD/srd/variant/variantList.html
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-adventurer--54/ascetic-hunter--125/
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/improved-unarmed-strike--1595/
Wolf Totem Barbarian
https://dndtools.net/classes/totem-barbarian/
https://dndtools.net/feats/monster-manual-iv--77/improved-natural-attack--1534/
https://dndtools.net/feats/oriental-adventures--96/choke-hold--3666/
Flying Kick - (l)
https://dndtools.net/feats/oriental-adventures--96/flying-kick--3684/
https://dndtools.net/classes/thayan-gladiator/
https://dndtools.net/classes/bear-warrior/
https://dndtools.net/classes/drunken-master/
https://dndtools.net/classes/fangshields-ranger/
https://dndtools.net/feats/monster-manual-v35--5/improved-natural-attack--1533/
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/cleave--354/
https://dndtools.net/feats/sandstorm--85/pharaohs-fist--2155/
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-warrior--61/earths-embrace--801/
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-ii--80/water-splitting-stone--3097/
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-adventurer--54/brutal-throw--278/
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-adventurer--54/power-throw--3329/
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/stunning-fist--2802/
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-warrior--61/fists-of-iron--1133/
>Chivalrous Courtesy
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:chivalrous-courtesy
https://dndtools.net/classes/shou-disciple/
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89977
>>89972
Thanks.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89978
>>89545
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89979
89981 89982
>>89976
Holy shit that's impressive
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89980
89991 89993
>>89545
Sister Ash raises an eyebrow, then narrows her eyes somewhat.
"... So, you mean to tell us that you took in this colt for his own good?" She implores
Iron
Me2Nm
?
No.89981
>>89976
That's some complex character you did there.
Lemme see if I can see its value.
>>89979
Ikr?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89982
89987
>>89979
It took me 4 days, tbh.
It effectively let's him have the benefits of being a monk, without being a monk or having intelligence, minus the spell resistance, Will, and immortality of course.
Another Level in Wolf Totem Barbarian will let him get Improved Trip, despite his lack of intelligence. The Ascetic Ranger Feat will mean that ranger levels will increase his unarmed damage. It also has plenty of room for prestige classing, and more classes (the first 2 levels in fighter are the best levels in fighter).
Warrior Ranger does not get any spells, but it will give him Improved Speed if he pursues 6 levels in it, plus it gets d10s. That way he can increase his damage and his number of attacks while still maintaining full BAB.
Battle Dancer is normally a stupid homo-queer failure of a charisma-based class (imo), but that level is indespensible for this build.

It's not awesome, but it's best for an unarmed build that lacks both dex and Wis.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89983
89984 89985
>>89969
Good to know I wasn't the only one.

From what he remembers of the few history lessons he had as a colt that weren't focused solely on Severyana, Unicorns have always leaned more towards the path of leadership. It is something about their biology, or the way they interact with the innate magic of the world around them, he thinks. Funny, as he himself is following the orders of an Earth Pony. But that is the point, he supposes, of each race having different abilities. They aren't equal, they are all different in their own unique way, with their own strengths and weaknesses, advantages and disadvantages. And, he also supposes, that's a good thing. Together, they compliment each other, all three races combined, making their strengths stronger and their weaknesses weaker, and allowing them to reach heights that other sapient races - the Buffalo, the Minotaurs, the Changelings, the Deer, the Griffons, the Polar Bears, the Penguins - could only dream of. Even with the pace at which technology is advancing and blurring the lines between the races' different abilities, there will always be a place for Earth Pony strength, Pegasus flight, and Unicorn magic, because no matter what, that is what these races were born with, and no others can claim the same. It's a branch of Harmonic thought that has largely fallen out of favor compared to the more recent socialist variations that have come into existence to try to compete with Communism, but Silver holds to it almost religiously, as his father did before him.

He watches his telekinetic field stroke his member up and down, up and down, in a constant cycle of self-pleasure. What kind of odd thoughts he has while masturbating.

Random question: which side won the Longswordian Civil War in this universe? Every time I've played with Historical AI Focuses on, the war has ended differently, sometimes with the Non-Aligned "Longswordian Governate" winning, sometimes with the Communist "Socialist Republic of Longsword" winning.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.89984
89986
>>89983
The real question is why there are so many damn longswords
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89985
>>89983
Literally jacking off to his ideals.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89986
89989
>>89984
Pfft! Halberds are for combat infantry. A real rearguard officer has a ceremonial sword

>Unicorns are biologically inclined towards leadership
Now that is a sexy thought. Keep on going, and it shall end gloriously. But I guess he can think about a sexy pegasus instead if that is more stimulating

Uh, in one of the playthroughs I tried to base this game on who ever won was conquered by the Reformitsen of Hellquill shortly thereafter, who in turn were killed by New Mareland at the very end of the "Gryphyian March" campaign
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89987
89988
>>89982
It sounds like a good character. A shame we can't use this one since it probably would make the GM have to consider many more books than vanilla and is rightfully scared of balancing all of the books you've used.
If it's taken though, I suspect that most Natives should be like this. It is oddly fitting
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89988
89990
>>89987
The "Beastly" flaw came to my mind when the idea that wild empathy might influence natives. The flaw makes your mind vulnerable to spells that would normally only control animals, and any creature with Wild Empathy can see this, so enemies will use it to exploit your weakness. Because of that, the Barbarian levels help, since the Rage bonus to Will saves is most beneficial to keeping barbarians from being turned against their allies. The Rage enhances the Fist of the Forest's Feral Trance, so you could stay in Ultra Instinct for 9 rounds per day, and go into it once per day. The Strength bonus to rage is really helpful unarmed, because it'll help you grapple, and all ranged attackers and spellcasters are bitches when it comes to being grappled.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89989
89992
>>89986
Silver ends up deciding "why not both?", and mixes the two fantasies together. His telekinetic field strokes on with a renewed vigor.

I've seen the Communists win the civil war in one campaign and manage to push the Hellquillians back after a few months of a stalemate at the border. It helped when the location there the Hellquillian lines finally broke was at the city of Hellquill itself, allowing several Longswordian divisions to push into the city and flank the Hellquillians from behind.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89990
>>89988
I see. It looks like he's way more powerful than current Iron.
Not as powerful as many wizards or other spellcasters but he's quite good at his role.
Anyways, you should probably relink your response to one of the GM's current posts. For some reason his ID changes between days. It may be why he did not respond to Ash yet.
Or is having trouble having to spill out lore and arguing about orphans' true value at the same time.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89991
>>89980
>>89545
>>89969
Linked
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89992
89995
full.gif
>>89989
Whatever challenges Silver's ideas of Liberté, égalité, and fraternité may face in the wider world, none dare challenge him in his private palace of marble and porcelain. From a sound near the door, it seems as if Blue Skies contemplates the politesse of walking in on Silver at the moment, and she seems to give him his space.

In both most recent playthroughs, it seems that Hellquil conquers Longsword. This is more likely, I think, if the 'moderates' win the civil war. This would have the consequence of New Mareland attempting to conquer that area itself, which may be unfortunate as it would create a border against the Griffonian Empire which would be avoided if New Mareland only takes "most" of the Marchlands
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89993
89994 89997
>>89976
I'll be sure to include an adversary with stats like that. Soon.

>>89980
He laughs slightly
"I hope you don't mean to tell me he'll find any better. I get help, and maybe even a pony to take my place in the Capri Cabana when I'm on a beach in Sicameon. And he gets a chance at wealth and respect, something that otherwise would be denied him"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89994
89998
>>89993
You do know that you'll probably take stuff from books other than vanilla, effectively nullifying the ban against said books, right?
That is, unless you are one crafty GM that can vanilla his way across everything.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.89995
89996 89998
>>89992
He grunts in exertion, his telekinetic strokes now with a purpose and a fantasy behind them. They get faster, and harder, as he imagines himself looking down at the most and second-most beautiful pegasi, together and working on polishing his great 'Sword', one taking long licks from the base to the tip before very lightly pressing her teeth into the flare, the other suckling on his round, juicy balls like they were made of candy. He thrusts his hips up in the tub, a large spurt of pre squirting out of his urethra and landing in the tub with a solid ploop sound.

Seems like it. It also seems the outcome of the civil war depends on if the Communists can force the Moderates to capitulate before they run out of Infantry Equipment and Ponypower.
Also, I'll be right back. Dinner calls.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.89996
89998
>>89995
>audibly ejaculates
It reminds me of an /mlp/ green I read.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.89997
89998
>>89993
Sister Ash nods slightly
"So, you say that you meant to take in this child right here, for his own well-being, correct?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.89998
90002 90007
>>89994
No, I'll just give it higher numbers. Jesus, that post looks like a law review article with all of those citations to it.

>>89996
He ain't done yet

>>89995
How long has it been for him? How long has he kept himself pent up? How long has it been since he laid back and relaxed?

>>89997
"You cannot sell an older teenage male for more than 1000 bits. You can't even give them away for free, really, as you should know from the orphanage. You can say that we run a charity of sorts. We take in the lower classes, the unfortunate. And we give them hope"
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.89999
90000
0116f61631b64c268fab7dabb7bbe758_back.jpg
Praise Football. Praise American.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90000
90001
>>89999
Praised, as our lord and saviour Elway grants us this pleasure.
Anonymous
S4hiu
?
No.90001
>>90000
Amen

\\o/
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90002
90003
>>89998
>Selling children
[Reeeeeeees internally]
If Sister Ash was frustrated by the pony not answering her question directly, she does not show it on her face.
She's silent for a moment before she speaks up.
"... And the ponies from that warehouse.. were they subordinate to you..?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90003
90004
>>90002
He laughs
"I'm flattered that you might think so, but no. I'm just a friend in another part of town under a different underboss"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90004
90005
>>90003
Her eyes narrow further
>Full Asian
"And who might that be?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90005
90017
>>90004
"The underboss? I'm not certain he would appreciate me giving his name out to random strangers who walk into my office"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90006
I gotta step out for a few minutes.

Brb
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90007
90008
>>89998
It has been far, far too long. Years, it feels like to him, spent in service to the whims of one pony or another, be it a group of simple citizens in desperate need of help, a noblepony who needs somepony to do the dirty work they themselves could neither do nor bring themselves to do, or his own country in its time of greatest need, he has worked tirelessly, with little time to spend on himself for pleasures such as this. His balls ache already from seeing some of the heaviest use they have seen in a long while, chugging out what feels to Silver to be gallons of pre before even getting to the main event. His member spits it out with a pressure he hasn't seen or felt since he was a young adult, creating a rhythm of sound with each stroke his magic makes as each glob gets ejected from his member, soars for a second in the air, and comes down heavy into the water: splurt, plop, splort, plap. Some of it lands on his lower abdomen and his pubic area, sticking up the floof in this area of his body. His cockhead is already covered in the stuff so much, he's not sure if it's wet from water or straight pre.

In the fantasy, he sees one mare run her tongue across the whole of his head, popping it into her mouth for but a second before returning to ring his flare with her tongue. She starts to focus on his urethra, spreading it and opening it very slightly with her tongue as if she was going to stick it inside. The other mare opens her mouth as wide as it can go, her teeth scraping along one of his testicles as she attempts to and manages to put the whole thing in her mouth. She uses her tongue to wrap around and wet the whole orb, making very audible vacuum noises as she sucks on his heavy sack. He congratulates the mares on their performance so far.

Blue can hear a particularly deep groan from the other side of the door. "Auuuuugh!" He feels his balls clench in anticipation. He's close. Very close.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90008
90009 90010
>>90007
The door cracks open, and a head looks in. She smiles, but keeps a cautious distance. The way you may keep a distance to others setting off fireworks

But which mare is it who caresses his member with her tongue and lips, and which mare is it who nibbles his sack?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90009
90010 90012
>>90008
Obviously Storm is the main dick muncher while Skies is the added bonus.
At least it's what I would imagine.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90010
90011 90014
>>90009
Bingo.

>>90008
His breathing gets heavier, his strokes get even harder, his thrusts into the air get more needy, he stops shooting pre in preparation for the coming ejaculation. He doesn't even register Blue's presence, he's so caught up in both his pleasure and his fantasy.

Two things happen at once:

In his fantasy, Storm sticks her tongue into his urethra, playing with it, while Skies manages to fully deepthroat his testicle.

In real life, he releases his telekinetic grip on his shaft as the vice grip pressure he felt on his balls finally releases.

"AUUUUUUGH!"

He gives a single, mighty thrust into the air, as a long, thick, powerful rope of pure white cum spews from his member and soars high into the air, splattering against his barrel and abdomen when it comes down. He thrusts again, and a second, equally large ejection lands on his lower abdomen, his cock, and into the bathwater. He does this several times, each getting slightly and progressively weaker, and each with an audible squirt sound. His chest and abdomen get absolutely plastered in foal batter as rope after rope lands back onto him. An errant stream lands on his own face and in his mane, forcing him to close his right eye to avoid cum leaking into it. And the rest lands in the tub, messing the bathwater even more than it already was.

When it's all over, he settles back down into the tub with heavy breaths, and stares at the ceiling. He's got a healthy afterglow in his face, visible from behind the errant cumstring that landed on it. His cock remains fully erect and covered in semen, but somehow manages to look satisfied to Blue. His coat looks more white than grey on his barrel and abdomen now, and the extra fluff from his winter coat has been quite effectively messed with baby gravy. Ropes of ejaculate are visible in the bathwater, floating around with little care.

All-in-all, it looks as if Silver enjoyed himself.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90011
90013
>>90010
Sheesh, you like dirtying other ponies' places, do you? You know how hard is to clean off semen?
Try to cut a tree next time with your ejaculation next time.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90012
90013 90016
>>90009
With Silver, she is the chance to live and love again after so many years; the chance to feel young again. But there's also the constant reminder that she wasn't the first, and that she is not and never will be the best. She will always be the inferior replacement, no matter what she does. With Dark Star, the situation is very different. Dark Star is years younger than her, and she is his first love it seems. She is the high school sweetheart he missed out on as a teenager. To him, she is everything. She is the best to him. But there's always the lingering fear that this love is the product of youthful inexperience and emotional immaturity; that it will sour as they get to know each other better, and as time progresses.
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90013
90016
>>90012
I can only imagine what Blue would think, being in the middle of something like that. Talk about a love triangle.

>>90011
Like Iron did back at the orphanage?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90014
90018
>>90010
Well, that has to be a very large amount of fluid. Now, hopefully none of it escaped the bathtub...

Now Blue Skies comes into the room, looking almost concerned
"Did one of my shampoo bottles just explode?"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90016
90018
>>90012
I suppose? He does have the experience on how to handle a mare, both sexually and maybe emotionally. Star is a bit meh as a partner. Only looking for sex and comfort from his past while Silver gives out comfort and sex like a millionaire in a villa throws money around in a charity event.
Silver is undoubtedly a good stallion to form a relationship with as a mare. Star is more of a long term investment that, in reality, most women would not really take. They like, most of all,
constant happiness and economical comfort with his stallion/man. One who understands her concerns and insecurities and makes them feel like they mean something. Silver is such a good candidate for that. Star is more of a loose cannon, and I would feel the same fears as Skies if I were a woman handling him.

>>90013
Of course, dummy. Trees like protein.
I wonder if a nun found a 'new species of tree' that 'lets out white maple syrup'
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90017
90022
>>90005
Sister Ash's eyes narrow into the expression that Japanese women make when they're about to murder their kids.
"Are you aware that this child came from came from an abandoned warehouse, taken by ponies who were in business of kidnapping foals?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90018
90020 90021
>>90014
Silver looks towards her with his non-semen-covered eye, barely able to turn his head to do so. He looks almost more cum than pony after such a workout. His words are broken up by the heavy panting and breathing such an activity he just went through entails. "I *pant*...think *pant*...I...I will need *pant*...I think I will need bath...*sigh* for this bath...*pant*"

>>90016
Didn't realize Iron was such a botanist.
gYKef
?
No.90019
90021
[1d20 = 13]
>washes plate
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90020
>>90018
lolno. Iron is not the botanist here.
It was joek. Plants eat light, u no?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90021
90023 90035
>>90019
>>90018
"You weren't just attacked by a succubus demon, right?"
She edges closer, then picks up a container of soap
"I think you will need this"
She looks almost concerned by the scene. Perhaps it's a good think she didn't try to suck him off. That may have *drowned her*

>>90019
PLATE
IS
WASHED

A good thing too, since lunchtime is coming up
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90022
90027 90073
>>90017
"I am aware that they were secured as collateral for an unpaid loan, and that they neither had nor have living family members or close relatives as caretakers"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90023
90024
>>90021
"No, no...succu-whatever *pant*." He collapses into the cum-filled water, apparently fine with remaining there for the moment while he recovers. His 'Sword' slowly softens, and retreats back into his sheath, disappearing underneath the surface of the water. "I may have...been pent up...just little bit..."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90024
90025
>>90023
"You should probably... drain that water. Then wash off. Again"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90025
90026
>>90024
"Probably..." His horn lights up as he uses his magic to remove the drain plug. He looks again over to Blue as the water slowly drains away. "So...how are you?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90026
90028
>>90025
Her expression towards him is still somewhat stunned

"Tea is ready"
She pulls up two cups
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90027
>>90022
Oh shoot, I g2g to dinner soon. I finish typing later.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90028
90029
>>90026
He nods, and stands up in the tub. The ejaculate still on him appears to stick mostly to his thick coat, as it only drips slightly back down into the tub. He uses his magic to grab and hold onto the cup without getting it any more dirty than it needs to. "Thank you...I think I am in need of hydration, after that."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90029
90030
>>90028
She giggles at his appearance, then smiles
"How do you feel?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90030
90031
>>90029
"To be honest...I feel great!" He smiles wide, absolutely beaming with a youthful vigor. The effects of his afterglow are still very much visible. "I feel like I just got done with 10 kilometer run...but I feel great!" Silver takes a sip of the tea Blue made for him. He uses a forehoof to poke at the tuft of chest fluff he played with previously, which has now been covered in ejaculate. He brings a string of the white liquid along with his hoof, looking at it. He suddenly laughs. "You could say I am getting into spirit of season, with as white this winter day has been for me thus far."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90031
90032 90033
>>90030
She looks simultaneously amused and a tad bit disgusted with her smile

"I put honey in the tea, I hope you don't mind"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90032
90033
>>90031
You mean aphrodisiac?
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90033
90034 90038
>>90031
He wipes the hoof off in a clean bit of fur. In this moment, he realizes he's stuck inside the tub until he cleans himself off. "Ah, that is fine. It tastes nice." He takes another sip, a question coming to mind. "Blue, this will sound like weird question, but what kind of cookware do you have in your kitchen?"

>>90032
Does Silver need aphrodisiac after cumming that much?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90034
>>90033
For reinvigoration, yes.
Apart from being more... accepting to any body stimulus.
Dice 1d20
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90035
90036
>>90021
>Washes a spork
gYKef
?
No.90036
90037 90039 90040
[1d20 = 2]
>>90035
Uh, shit
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90037
>>90036
>inb4 plate is broken and gets fired.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90038
90041
>>90033
"My kitchen?" She tilts her head slightly. "You mean the meager supplies this hotel room comes with? Not much, actually"

Staying in the bathtub for the moment is probably the right choice
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90039
18d4v7.jpg
>>90036
>Rolls a 2 while washing Satan's instrument
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90040
90042
>>90036
"Excuse me mister? Did I give you permission to touch me?" The droning noise seems to be coming from the spoon. I mean, fork. I mean, Fork spoon... thing.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90041
90043
>>90038
He nods, looking slightly disappointed. "Ah. That is disappointing to hear. I had idea of something from my homeland I could cook for you, as something nice I could do."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90042
90044
>>90040
"GAH MIMIC"
Onyx drops it to the ground
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90043
90046
>>90041
She batters her eyelashes, clearly flattered
"Why might you have cooked?" She asks
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90044
90045
>>90042
"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY RACE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I SELF IDENTIFY AS A SILVERWARE-FLUID. YOU WILL ACKNOWLEDGE SAID IDENTITY!"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90045
90047
>>90044
Onyx violates the first law of Libertarianism and steps on the spork demon
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90046
90047
>>90043
Was that meant to be a "Why", or was it meant to be a "What"?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90047
90048 90051
>>90045
>Stepping on a cross between a spoon and a fork
Is that even safe? Roll Die

"DO YOU SEE THIS MAN OPPRESSING ME!"

>>90046
A "what." She's just going to assume that he wanted to cook for her as a way of trying to take possession of her or something
gYKef
?
No.90048
90049 90050
[1d20 = 7]
>>90047

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90049
>>90048
What streak of bad rolls we're having.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90050
90052
>>90048
Well, he avoids hurting himself, as the spoon fork... abomination curls up slightly. It doesn't look hurt either

"YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP ON ME JUST BECAUSE I DO NOT CONFORM TO YOUR CULTURALLY CONCEIVED NOTIONS OF A "PROPER" EATING UTENSIL? NOT ALL UTENSILS CONFORM TO THE SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED BINARY OF "FORK" AND "SPOON""
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90051
90053
>>90047
That's actually kinda funny to me. I don't know why.

He beams at her. "Stroganoff! I mean, it is not exactly fancy meal you would find at high-class eateries, but it is very filling, delicious casserole dish I loved as little colt."
gYKef
?
No.90052
90053
[1d20+9 = 13]
>>90050
Onyx picks up a knife in his hoof and stabs
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90053
90054 90075
>>90052
I mean.... It's made of metal. But sure, I think you hit it. Roll damage

"OH, YOU TRY TO USE OTHER UTENSILS AGAINST ME DO YOU? UNABLE TO OPPRESS ME YOURSELF?"

>>90051
"Huh. Tell me more about this Stroganoff, and your days as a colt"
gYKef
?
No.90054
90055
[1d4+4 = 5]
>>90053
Onyx's eyes are rolling violently
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90055
90056
>>90054
Close. Not quite
"Gah! You think you can keep me down forever? Do you!"
gYKef
?
No.90056
90057
[1d20+9 = 24]
>>90055
Onyx just kicks it at this point
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90057
90058
>>90056
It's kicked right the fuck across the room
"YOU TRANSPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC HOMOPHOBIC MYSGONISTIC RACIST...." It can still be heard, just less clearly
gYKef
?
No.90058
90059 90060
71stOKw0rTL._SX425_.jpg
[1d20 = 1]
>>90057
"Now that I don't have to hear that abomination..."
Onyx sets to work cleaning pic related
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90059
>>90058
First wave Silverwareism created by black pony.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90060
90061 90063
>>90058
>>90058
>Rolled a one
"DID YOU JUST COMMIT A HATE CRIME AGAINST MY XOSTER?"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90061
90062
>>90060
"TWO OF THEM?"
Onyx wonders if the sorcerer could give them a better attitude
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90062
90063 90064
>>90061
"THERE ARE MANY OF US WHO DON'T CONFORM TO YOUR UTENSIL CATEGORIES YOU SORRY EXCUSE FORA PILE OF FLESH"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90063
90065
>>90060
>>90062
Holy shit.
gYKef
?
No.90064
90073 90204
bambu-spork.jpg
[1d20 = 15]
>>90062
Onyx takes both the sporks up to his room and sticks them in his nightstand.
Then he washes pic related
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90065
>>90063
Welcome back. It seems Onyx is dealing with third plate utensilism.
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90066
90067 90071
All this just from washing utensils
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90067
90068
>>90066
When you roll for stuff and get 1 and 2, you fail in a usually funny result
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90068
90069
>>90067
Trust me, I know too well
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90069
90070
>>90068
Are you Sardo, or Sparko?
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90070
90072 90204
>>90069
Eeeee
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90071
90074
>>90066
Of course, Brie has little insect pie incubi. One just bit him, drawing blood, and then was confused when Brie said he looked pretty
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90072
90074
>>90070
Oh, it's the screeching master himself.
Brie suffered a hoof injury, if you recall. You'll need to bandage that shit later.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90073
90204
>>90022
Sister Ash's expression darkens.
"Just yesterday, I had to free two of those children from the clutches of a child molester. Two of the same children that were forcefully taken from the orphanage on a hill. The ones I took from that warehouse were starving in metal cages by the time I arrived, and all had to be treated for mane lice." She says
"To whome are foals taken and 'sold' in this manner supposed to be marketed to?"

>>90064
What is this heresy? It's like he wants to be cursed.
Also:
>Ponies
>Using sporks
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90074
>>90071
I meant he's adorable, but mein deutsch ist shlecht
>>90072
Meh
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90075
90204
>>90053
"It is fairly simple meal to prepare. You brown some ground hay in skillet, add in cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, salt and pepper, and while you cook this you boil egg noodles in pot. When noodles are done, you just mix them into dish, serve with extra sour cream to put in to taste, and enjoy. It is really simple and easy, and it is very popular dish in Severyana."

He sits down, taking another sip of his tea while memories of his time in Severyana are brought to mind for him to share. "There is not much to note about my time as colt, I suppose, but it would be good idea to start with my parents. My father was blacksmith, in St. Petershoof. He was this massive, hulking Earth Pony. Bay-colored coat, dark brown mane, brown eyes, and dark brown stripe running down length of his back, almost same exact stripe I have myself. He said it was family marking that all colts and stallions in his family had. To this day, I have not seen one pony who was ever as big or as strong as he was, but despite his size, he was really gentle pony. At least, unless you got him mad, and I mean mad, then he was rather scary pony to be around, and very scary to those who made him mad. He used to be Quartermaster for Equestrian Royal Guard before I was born, so he got to travel all across Equestria, meet different ponies, learn their customs, help them when they were in need, and generally get much clearer picture of world outside Severyana than if he had stayed in one place. He often said it helped to shape who he was.

"I never got chance to meet my mother. Apparently she was daughter of noble pony near Trottingham. She was weak and frail, exceptionally so even for unicorn. My father said once her mane was as golden as sun, her coat as fair as winter snow in St. Petershoof, and her eyes blue like pristine sapphires. Her family often kept her locked away in their manor house, as she was most frail of her siblings and they thought she would give their family bad name. All she wanted to do in life was to see some more of world beyond windows of her house, and to experience all that life had to offer. She got her wish when one day, her family's manor caught fire, and my father was part of local garrison that was called to help. He rescued her from burning wreckage, and they fell in love from that moment on. She absolutely adored how he had traveled all across Equestria and had all of these stories to tell her, and he enjoyed having somepony to take care of and who would care for him in turn.

"After couple years of living together, they decided to have foal, even though they both knew, with how weak she was, of risks it involved to her. As it turns out, those risks did exist after all. She died couple of minutes after she gave birth to me. Toll on her body was too great from birth, it just gave out. My father said she got to see me before she died, and that it...made her happy, before her end. That I helped her to pass away calmly into next life. I...do not know if I miss her or, or if I am supposed to miss her even though I do not. It is hard to miss what you never had in first place."
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90076
90077 90078 90079 90080
Just so you know, I am in transit now and will be for most of the night
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90077
>>90076
Kinda figured from your change in ID. Have fun on your trip!
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90078
>>90076
See ya
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90079
>>90076
Good luck.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90080
90083
>>90076
Adios
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90083
>>90080
You forgot the accent at the o
It's Adiós
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90085
90086
Going to bed. Night.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90086
>>90085
Goodnight, Anon.
Spirit of a Vet (NOT Economist)
dV47L
?
No.90087
90090 90094
>>89862
F in advance for the first whiff the Death Star takes of SS boy

Also, this may be helpful for future role-play.
Just remember to keep incognito mode on:
https://articles.extension.org/pages/10248/mare-reproduction

Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90090
90093
>>90087
At least he doesn't smell like Lavender and pussy
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90091
90204
Eeee's in bug-sitter
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90093
>>90090
Fair enough point made.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90094
90095
>>90087
A scary prospect.
Will we reach the point where Dark Star intentionally kills another PC?
Shot on the balls, maybe? That sounds edgy enough for mature ratings.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90095
90096
>>90094
Tbh, I wouldn't blame him.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90096
90097 90098
>>90095
It's understandable. No one really wants to be cucked. Even the ones who pretend they want it.
GM will probably explode if it ever happens and maybe will use Skies to kill Star if Silver is killed.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90097
90098 90099
>>90096
Just have someone kick Silver in the balls, so his balls finally drop.
Stallions don't always kill eachother in the wild, but they will try to castrate eachother.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90098
90099 90100
>>90096
>>90097
I'm still here, you know.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90099
90102
>>90098
Well, hello there. Be sure to amp up your armor. You'll need it when Star goes apeshit.
>>90097
Ah, civility always wins in the end.
Silver is treading a fine line with teasing a potential romance between him and Skies.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90100
>>90098
Whups..
Sorry.. hehe..
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90102
90103
>>90099
>civility always wins in the end.
This is not even close to true irl, but my character believes that violence can almost always be avoided.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90103
90104
>>90102
Civility has to win in the end or else everything would go extinct. That's why muh social contracts exist in the first place.
Whether the type of social contract is from Hobbes or Rosseaux's way is not important.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90104
90105
>>90103
I would say that humans generally maintain some kind of eternal strife between civility and barbarism.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90105
90106
>>90104
Understandable. Most real life balances are dynamic.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90106
90107
>>90105
Thus is the eternal struggle between law and chaos.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90107
>>90106
Speaking of law and chaos, how is Iron turning up in the alignment chart so far?
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90108
90109 90110
Even though I generally loathe meta-talk and great walls of spoilered text, I would kind of like to know what people think is the alignment of the various characters
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90109
>>90108
Not sure, actually.
Cauldron is neutral for sure, leaning on chaotic.
Skies is also chaotic neutral as well.
Marey and Thyme would be good aligned, maybe lawful.
Aside from them, I have no clue.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90110
90111 90114 90115 90116 90166
>>90108
I honestly have no idea, but if I were to guess...Blue is probably Chaotic Neutral, Dark Star is Lawful Neutral, Ash is Lawful Good, Iron is Chaotic Good, Brie is True Neutral, and Onyx is Lawful Good.
Anonymous
MNNmE
?
No.90111
90112
>>90110
>Iron is chaotic good
Uh sure. Iron's totally helping Ash out of the good of his heart.
I suppose Silver is neutral good,
maybe. Before he would be true neutral.

Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90112
90113
>>90111
*shrugs*
Like I said, I don't know.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90113
>>90112
Well, you weren't here when Iron started his adventure, so it's excusable tbh.
Nevertheless, I don't think we're going to use any sort of enchantment that adds bonus hit chance and damage due to alignment.
Even though it's totally plausible since it's in vanilla D&D.
Anonymous
SIs8i
?
No.90114
90115
>>90110
>Ash lawful good
F for her druidic powers

That Hippie With No Money
lXb4I
?
No.90115
90117 90118
>>90110
>>90114
Sister Ash only has a mostly lawful demeanor when she's calm. When she's angry, she's chaotic and expresses it by burning things.
That Hippie With No Money
lXb4I
?
No.90116
>>90110
Brie is Chaotic Neutral. It's pretty obvious, imo.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90117
90120
>>90115
So basically she's neutral good.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90118
90119 90120
>>90115
I'm not sure that evens it out.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90119
90121
>>90118
Don't you remember how she sacrificed the group just to burn heretic stuff back at that undead spawning place?
That's not what a lawful character would do.
That Hippie With No Money
lXb4I
?
No.90120
>>90117
Exactly. Her affinity with law or chaos depend largely on what she judges to be best in the name of goodness.
She's typically mostly lawful because she values politeness and peacefulness, but she's willing to make a total 180 if the date of innocent Creatures is at stake.
>>90118
That's because usually only evil things make her angry. She's an ex-monk: she learned to control her emotions to an extent, but when she sees evil before her, she goes Holocaust mode.
That Hippie With No Money
lXb4I
?
No.90121
90122
>>90119
This.

Also, sorry about that..
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90122
>>90121
Oh don't mention it.
I basically saved the entire group from asphyxiation. Really didn't hurt Iron in the slightest.
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90123
90124 90126 90129 90136
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Some word of God about Kirins within literally the last five minutes

Attendee: “Are Kirins ponies?”
Jim Miller: “They are Kirins”
Attended: “But are they ponies?”
Miller: “No they are Kirins”
Attendee: “But are they related?”
Miller: “No they are kirins. That’s like asking if sharks are bears. They are two different things”
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90124
90137 90139
>>90123
That's no god. He's an idol.
Interesting. Despite how similar they look, they're different species? I guarantee that they will somehow link it to ponies, like how zebras and ponies are from the same family or order.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90126
90127
>>90123
Are ponies kirins?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90127
>>90126
You're asking the real questions here.
Probably no, but still.
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90129
>>90123
This makes sense.
The fact that Kirins have cloven hooves shows that they are a different kind of ungulate.
The only similarity they share with ponies is their physical builds and the shape of their heads.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90136
90139
>>90123
Did they say anything else about Kirins?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90137
90138
>>90124
>I guarantee that they will somehow link it to ponies
I doubt it, tbh. Jim's monolithic thought process says it all.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90138
>>90137
It's just a gut feeling I have.
Anonymous
Utxpe
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No.90139
90140
>>90124
In a fantasy world, species don’t have to abide by the Darwinian-evolutionary theory of common ancestry

>>90136
Most of the commentary was about “Sounds of Silence,” but I also missed most of it
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90140
90141
>>90139
They'll probably play with the idea later on if kirins become popular enough.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90141
90142
>>90140
Perhaps they will then. Kirins are the new batponies, as far as fan content is concerned.
Anonymous
Utxpe
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No.90142
90143 90144 90148
>>90141
I do recall a question about batponies, which I bothered to write down

Someone’s asked if bat ponies will be brought back. He answered something like “only if there is a valid story reason for it. We’re not going to bring back something just because fans like it”

I did get this quote verbatim:
“I don’t understand the fan obsession with bat ponies. They are literally on screen for like 4 seconds. They look cool...”

Also:
“Maybe we’ll just put a batpony on screen for 22 minutes”
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90143
90154
>>90142
... Why do the showmakers hate us so much?
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90144
90145 90154
>>90142
>tfw Equestria at War has shown more care to bat ponies than the actual show
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90145
90146
>>90144
You could say the same thing about reigndeer and diamond dogs, but nopony really cares about those guys.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90146
90147 90154
>>90145
Are reindeer even canon?
I thought comics weren't canon and all.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90147
>>90146
Good point.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90148
90149 90154
>>90142
It's peculiar that they're not just placing more and more species to signify racial/societal differences, including subspecies of said species.
I suppose it's kind of hard to keep thinking up differences without going to extremely obsure or extinct societies like that tribe in Africa nobody cares about.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90149
90150
>>90148
If you look at the map they made, there isn't much room for more species, unless they make another continent to the West.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90150
90151 90154
>>90149
I guess that's true.
Still, I can see the map suddenly revealing a new world if the ride never ends and G4 goes on for forever, discarding the idea of a fifth one.
Aztec ponies when?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90151
90153
>>90150
Technically,the continent Equestria sits on isn't fully shown.
The "undiscovered west" could go on forever.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90152
90153
I'm going to go to bed soon.
Goodnight, Anons.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90153
>>90151
That's true.
>>90152
Have a good night. I'll follow your lead and go to bed as well.
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90154
90155 90156
>>90143
What do you mean?

>>90144
Eh, I sort of agree with Miller on that one. The "Moonshine"update goes so far as to call bat ponies "The Fourth Tribe," and with that 12% recruitment penalty it is either implying that bat ponies are one eighth of the population and none of them serve, or half of them respond to conscription and there are just as many bat ponies as there are of any other pony race. That doesn't make any sense with what we've seen in the show.

>>90146
Deer are in "The Best Gift Ever"

>>90148
The show has Dragons, Griffins, Zebras, Diamond dogs, Buffalo, Minotaurs, Donkeys, Changelings, Breezies, Yaks, Hippogriffs, and Deer, besides the races thus far exclusive to the movie, which is at least Kajit, Parrots, and the Storm Island creatures. This is besides the Earth Ponies, Unicorns, Pegasi, Alicorns, Crystal Ponies, possibly Bat Ponies, and also Saddle Arabian-styled horses that represent cultures from Egypt, Norway, Japan, India, the Aztec, England, Greece, The American South, Norwegian-Americans, Louisiana, and New York. What do you want from it exactly?

>>90150
>Atec ponies when
December 7, 2013. That's when the episode "Daring Don't" came out, which featured "native" ponies of the "Tenochtitlan basin"
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90155
90157
>>90154
It's highly unlikely the -12% modifier represents either of those realities. Rather, it's likely it represents that, because of discrimination experienced by the other pony races, and the perceived slights against their favored princess in the past by the ruling princess, there's enough bat ponies deliberately avoiding service or potential service in the Equestrian Armed Forces to represent a 12% drop in Equestria's expected recruitable population compared to what they would expect to have from their conscription laws. If Equestria had the "Disarmed Nation" conscription law, meaning 1.00% of their total population would normally be able to be recruited into service, then the penalty would drop that to only 0.88% of their total population. It isn't a statement of how many bat ponies there are in Equestria, but rather how big the impact on Equestria's total recruitable population is from having no or very little bat ponies serve in the military.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90156
>>90154
>Derr are canon as spirits in a Christmas episode
Oh. I wonder if their race is still alive or were killed off by Windigos. I don't think there's a lot to go by if you want to describe how they live or something, unless you want to go the comic route.
I didn't watch that episode, so I can't say for sure.
>What do you want from it?
It's not that I want them to add species every Saturday. I like to guess what direction the show writers will go, see if I can predict what route they'll take.
Mind you, my predictions are not based on carefully constructed logic. It's mostly superficial guesses.
>"Daring Don't"
I remembered that episode the moment I posted it. I'll just pretend it says Incan ponies instead of Aztec. I don't think there are any direct paralells to them.
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90157
90158 90160
>>90155
You're entirely missing the point. How could there be "enough bat ponies deliberately avoiding service or potential service in the Equestrian Armed Forces to represent a 12% drop in Equestria's expected recruitable population" unless bat ponies are at least 12% of the total population? The number is suspiciously close to half of 25%, which is of course a 1/4 share of one whole, which suggests that they are implying Bat Ponies are equal in number to the other races. That makes no sense for a race never seen in background scenes
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90158
90159
>>90157
>race never seen in background scenes
Well, to be fair, they only come out at night.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90159
>>90158
Checkmate, atheists.

Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90160
90161
>>90157
I'm not missing the point, I'm hitting the issue right on its head. It never says or implies a specific percentage of the Equestrian population are bat ponies aside from the vague 12% you're getting from an unrelated figure (though in all likelihood this isn't too far off from reality), it never says or implies that each pony race makes up an equal portion of Equestria's population, and it never says or implies that each pony race's contribution to recruitable population is proportional to the size of their demographic. You're deliberately reaching to try to prove your point.
Anonymous
Utxpe
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No.90161
90162
>>90160
Does it need any number other than the percentage in the recruitable population? That’s the same way they represent griffin minoritoes in New Mareland and pony minorities in Hellquil: through the effect on recruits of population. Come to think about it, recruitable population is the one and only regard by which population matters at all in HoI4? How is the recruitable population figure either vague or unrelated? It’s not vague st all because 12% is a specific number, and it’s not unrelated because recruit is directly related to population. How am I reaching, and why am I wrong for suggesting that it seems improvable to me that a race of ponies that make up 12 to 24% of the general population is improvable for a race that is never seen in the background or really anywhere outside of luna’s personal guard?
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90162
90163
>>90161
Look, if you weren't GM and if this was any other thread, I would probably argue with you from now until the end of days because we're apparently the most stubborn people on the face of the planet. As it stands, I don't want my character hobbled, tortured, hurt, maimed, or killed because I got into a lengthy argument with the GM about fucking bat ponies of all things. So, let's both agree that I think you're wrong, you think I'm wrong, in all likelihood we're both wrong, and that we should never speak of this again.
Anonymous
Utxpe
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No.90163
90164 90165
>>90162
Wait, are you Silver? I though you were Spirit of an Economist
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90164
>>90163
Well, I've seen no reason for the Economist to be as dumb as I am.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90165
>>90163
Maybe he's multiposting and we don't even know it. Woo~
You forgot the 'sardonic' part.
Anonymous
gYKef
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No.90166
90167
>>90110
Close, lawful neutral
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90167
90168
>>90166
>lawful neutral
>jumps off a boat, essentially stealing a gold piece for himself when the group tells him he can't.
I somehow doubt that you're lawful. Maybe true neutral.
Anonymous
gYKef
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No.90168
90169
>>90167
Oh don't worry, that'll make sense later
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90169
90170
>>90168
I suppose.
Still, your character follows the path you intended.
Anonymous
gYKef
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No.90170
90171
>>90169
I like to think I've played him fairly LN with one or two strays off the path
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90171
90172
>>90170
It's somewhat hard to notice when you lack many groups.
I think your commitment to your job may be a show of lawfulness, maybe? In combat, you're kind of 'kill everyone because battles work that way and winning is what's most important' kind of fighter, which fits.
Overall, I think I can see lawfulness.
Anonymous
gYKef
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No.90172
90173
>>90171
Thanks
Would I be wrong to assume Chaotic Good for Iron?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90173
90174
>>90172
I think not. More like chaotic neutral, since I've done some loan sharking at the beginning.
Also may go back to the Waterfront Gang for some more money so I can get my tungsten fullplate.
Only thing that can turn him into CG is actually some mare whose charm can convince him not to do morally questionable stuff.
It could go the other way and turn him into CE, if the GM does it right.
Anonymous
gYKef
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No.90174
90175
>>90173
CN is a fun alignment. A very "by the character's whims." And you're right, sometimes real easy to shift to CE/CG. Looking forward to seeing the story develop for all the characters
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90175
90177
>>90174
If only I wasn't weighted down by consequences to enact Iron's whims.
Onyx's still cleaning silverwareist sporks?
Anonymous
gYKef
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No.90177
90178
>>90175
Yep, unless he's been kidnapped
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90178
90179
>>90177
The Sporks are rising up...
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90179
90180
>>90178
They can't rise up 'cuz they're not gamers.
Or something like that.
Anonymous
Utxpe
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No.90180
90181
>>90179
DON’T IMPOSE YOUR UTENSIL STEREOTYPES ON US! THERE ARE SPORK GAMERS TOO!
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90181
90182
>>90180
And what games do you play, uteens?
Anonymous
Utxpe
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No.90182
90183
>>90181
”.... Um, I’ve played Candycrush Saga. I know a spork who stream Fortnige on Twitch”
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90183
90184
>>90182
Kek.
Would've gone for either Coltnite or Forknite but it works too
Now you're telling me that one of you play 'Angry Griffs' too, right?
Anonymous
Utxpe
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No.90184
90185
>>90183
HELL NO I DON’T PLAY A GAME THAT DEMEANS GRIFFINS AND PAINTS THEM AS ANGRY CREATURES
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90185
>>90184
But they fight against pony supremacists.
Do you support pony supremacists stealing griffins' eggs? How insensitive of you.

*light snicker*
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90186
I'll go to bed early today. Have to wake up around the start of morning, maybe even around midnight. Night.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90187
90188 90191
It's void time, ladies and gentlemen!
For this particular episode, we will focus on a stallion chained to a crippling curse that forces him to abandon society or risk losing his freedom and life.
Who is this stallion? What curse am I talking about? Will he survive? Those questions will be answered this Sunday 14:00 EST/16:00 ART, though beware, as only the braver, edgier viewers may stomach this stallion's poor fate and actions. I shall only give you a hint:

One's body cannot be controlled by his actions.

This is an elaborate attempt to ask if anyone's here, as well as introduce a character with an assumingly harsh weakness that may cause severe difficulties to establish himself in any civilized society.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90188
90189
>>90187
I'm here.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90189
90190 90201
>>90188
Oh hey.
What dfaggyitating curse can you place on a living being without directly killing it? Curses like instant exhaustion and the like are barred off.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90190
>>90189
Right, forgot about that.
De-b-i-litating curse*
Anonymous
qqT4Z
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No.90191
90192 90194 90198
>>90187
>crippling curse that forces him to abandon society
I can only imagine that he is no part of this campaign, which thus far has taken place almost exclusively within a dense urban area

>24 hour Nineteen Eighty-four clock
In America, we use 12 hour clocks exclusively
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90192
90193 90195
>>90191
I know about your mode of clocks. It should be 4:00 PM ART/2:00 PM EST, iirc.

Curse itself could either be seen with dread or contempt. Simple 'If you don't do X willingly, you will turn into Y' kind of curse. I was thinking a super beefed up, massive hunk of an Earth Pony whose curse is to suddenly gain +8 to Str and Con and suffer -6 to all but Dex. Previous plan may have allowed him to be a PC but it was too focused on sex to be taken seriously, at least that's what I think atm.
He could be a boss on a cabin or forest, whose attacks are unarmed and grappling. Weakness is that he's slow as fuck and doesn't have any armor, but his HP should be quite beefed up with his Con stat.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90193
>>90192
Oh, forgot that he is overly aggressive as well, essentially attacking everything around him in a meduim-sized radius.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90194
>>90191
I only intend to stay in the Urban areas for as long as I need to.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90195
90196 90197
>>90192
That's a very well-written curse.
>Tfw no curses on spell list
Anonymous
qqT4Z
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No.90196
>>90195
What is?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90197
>>90195
Oh, that wasn't the actual curse I had on my mind. It was supposed to be something akin of 'find a mare to mate with willingly or make a mare suffer rape for it' kind of curse. That's why I would bump up the str and con for this character in order to succeed at all grapples and 'destroy' her. His size increases to large instead of medium to show this change, aside from dealing 1d4 unarmed damage.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90198
90199 90200
>>90191
Hey GM, how would you go along with creating a curse?
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90199
90203
>>90198
Usually the spell you cast has outlines for what you can write.
Bestow curse is a third level spell. Greater Bestow Curse is 8th level. I think only Wizards and Clerics get those spells though.
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90200
90203
I'm going through a little post-con depression at the moment, but I'll be better eventually

>>90198
Uh, sure? I just don't want anything obviously OP or would be unbelievably annoying in roleplay
Anonymous
NJdlu
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No.90201
90202 90203 90205
>>90189
I've got the beginnings of one you wouldn't be able to use for whatever ideas you've got going on in your head, but I'm having trouble figuring out what kind of benefit to give along with it so it's balanced.

Curse of Non-Violence: Any wounds you inflict on opponents in combat are also dealt back onto you, lowering your total hit points for a period of 24 hours after the wound has been initially inflicted. This damage cannot be healed during this 24 hour period, though normal wounds you sustain from opponents are not affected by this curse. After 24 hours are up, these wounds can heal like normal.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90202
90205
>>90201
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
>wanted to take the Vow Of Nonviolence
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90203
90207
>>90201
>Wouldn't be able to use
I can use it for my bard, so there's that.
Of course, you should take a feat that either increases your 'get the fuck out of dodge' capacity aka feats that improve your AC or run speed or have some focus skill on a skill.
>>90200
Nono, I wasn't asking to plant a curse right now on Iron. More like asking you what curse would you create if you had the chance.
>>90199
Interesting. Do those spells have some flexibility on what they can do?
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90204
90205 90206 90208
>>90073
He leans back
"It sounds to me like you already know more about it than I do"

>>90075
Blue skies smiles, and says "I can see where your cosmopolitan attitude from"

She moves closer, and sort of past Silver, carrying her cup of tea in hoof. She ends up in a position sort of behind Silver, or behind his head
"How did you feel about your father as your sole parent? Was he able to give you what you needed in childhood?"

>>90070
>>90091
The strange black pony creature with white-less blue eyes tilts its head and says
"Du willst Sex mit mir haben?"

>>90064
Like what the fuck are those I don't even
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90205
>>90204
>>90202
Psst, GM's talking to you.
>>90201
And (you)
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90206
90209
>>90204
*eye narowing intensifies*
"... It seems as though I may.." she replies, squinting through her long eyelashes.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90207
>>90203
Bestow curse and it's greater variety? Yes.
Geas/Quest also makes for one he'll of a curse.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90208
90209
>>90204
Besides the benefit of not being able to see the results of Silver's most recent activities, she once again gains a clearer view of the stripe Silver mentioned: a dark grey colored stripe of fur, running down his back along his spine, from his mane to his dock. Blue gets the feeling it's the same color as his mane and tail used to be before age gave them into a dull silver color.

Silver takes another sip of his own tea, almost finished with it now. "It depends, I suppose. For me, he provided just what I needed for my early life, but I do not doubt that my own experience cannot be extended to every individual. He certainly tried as hard as any single parent could, especially with balancing taking care of me and taking care of his smithy. As soon as I was big enough, he combined those two duties and apprenticed me. It was not too long after that I took interest in ways of sword and hammer, so he started to train me in these arts as well. It was thanks to these that he taught me responsibility, discipline, duty, and honor, all necessary qualities for warriors. Combined with my schooling, it all took up much of my time in day, but I did not care too much. Extent of his care for me was greater than this, of course, but these are what stood out most about my time with him. He was as much my teacher as he was my father."
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90209
90210 90211
>>90206
He narrows his eyes right back at her
"You're not with the cops, are ya?"

>>90208
Well, by "behind" I meant behind his head, so I think she'd have about as good a view as he has
"So why are you a warrior and not a smith?"
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90210
90212
>>90209
"Because path of warrior is what called to me. And because I found my talent suited it more than it suited being blacksmith."
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90211
90212
>>90209
".. I am but a volunteer, doing my part. The authorities have seemed less than helpful in these matters."
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90212
90213 90214 90229
>>90210
"What is your talent, precisely?"

>>90211
"What do you want?"
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90213
90216 90246
>>90212
He turns to show Blue one of his flanks, and the cutie mark emblazoned upon it: a sword in the middle of a mighty downwards arc. "I am skilled at delivering mighty, crushing blows in combat by pouring my heart, my soul, my everything into one single strike. I do not know how much more precise I can get."
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90214
90215
>>90212
**Fug. That's a good question..**
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90215
90217
>>90214
So we're going to just give him up? I thought our objective was clear, unless he can't be accepted back to the orphanage due to his age or something.

Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90216
90219
>>90213
She moved forward when Silver moved his flank to her. Her eyes widen
"I see..."
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90217
90218 90221
>>90215
**Sorry if I'm about low performance. I've got a whole bunch of shit this weekend..**

**I don't want to give up on this one, but idk what to say atm.**
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90218
90220 90221
>>90217
Understood. I can try another diplomatic way if you want to, but it may be harsh to most of the ponies in the room.
>tfw can't kidnap the colt because Brooks already knows where we would take him
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90219
90221
>>90216
"I suppose it could also represent my affinity for blades over other weapons, or my skill in combat." He reaches a hoof back to give it a pat. "But I am not expert on talent marks."
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90220
>>90218
I welcome ideas. My brain is too cooked to think of any myself....
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90221
90222 90223 90224
>>90217
>>90218
Seriously, what was your plan for getting him before you went there?

>>90219
"Well, you should probably start washing yourself off.... again"
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90222
90223
>>90221
Ask them nicely.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90223
90228
>>90221
Honestly, there was no actual plan from my part. I maybe have something worth going without going full aggression but I'm a bit spooked. I'll give it a try though if Ash's not coming up with anything.
>>90222
This, honestly.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90224
90225
>>90221
He nods after taking a look at the sticky white substance still plastered over his chest and abdomen. He finishes off the last of his tea and hoofs the empty glass back to her. "That is good idea. It should not take me long."
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90225
90226
>>90224
She giggles, and takes his glass of tea
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90226
90227
>>90225
He turns the bathwater back on, letting it fill the tub once again with warm water. "I do not suppose you have some kind of bath brush I could use?"
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90227
90232
>>90226
"Sure... Just a moment"
She opens the door to the shower, takes enough steps inside until only her tail is visible, and backs out carrying a full brush. Made of sort of plastic materials, given that most anything else would rot or corrode
"Here, you can use this"
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90228
90229
>>90223
I've got nothing. So go ahead if you want.
My character has no social skills, and even if she did she'd take a -4 penalty for being a different race.

I'm actually pretty tired, tbh.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90229
90230 90330
>>90228
Here goes nothing. If this turns into combat,
we'll stop it now.

>>90212
Iron clears his throat. "I know you were having a conversation with my client right now, but let me ask you something. How many times have the foal disbehaved in front of other ponies like myself?" He supposes that if he plant some seeds of doubt in Brooks' mind, Henhill will be let go of his training.
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90230
90231 90330
>>90229
"There have been a few occasions suggesting his new found power is getting to him"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90231
90233 90330
>>90230
Iron nods. "As expected." He pokes his chin. "Do you think he would be absolutely loyal to you?"
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90232
90233
>>90227
Silver smiles and takes it. "Thank you. It would be difficult to get this out of my fur otherwise, I would think." He grabs a bottle of shampoo for his coat, and works it into his fur to loosen up the semen that's stuck in it. Once this has been done, he uses the brush to work it out.
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90233
90234 90235 90330
>>90231
"Well, that is the intent, yes. It is hard to say how that will pan out given that I have only been breaking him in for a month"

>>90232
"You should probably run more water into the tub"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90234
90236
>>90233
He looks, realizing his error. "Ah, right. Getting ahead of myself."
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90235
90236 90330
>>90233
Iron raises an eyebrow. "And you think with simply using physical punishment you will obtain his loyalty? Do you not see that you are only creating reasons for him to betray you later on?"
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90236
90237 90238 90330
>>90234
"I'll go put these away..."

>>90235
"It is discipline, just the same as a nun may smack a child with a ruler, a mother her child with her hoof, or a father may hit a child with a tree branch. He knows that there are benefits for good behavior as well."
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90237
90239
>>90236
He nods. "I will be here, cleaning myself...again."
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90238
90239 90330
>>90236
"That is where the problem lies, Willow Brooks." Iron shakes his head. "A stallion cannot simply dish out discipline to another stallion's colt, because there is no natural respect that a father and his foal have." He points at Henhill while still looking at Brooks. "You should know that having resentful grunts will eventually lead to disaster, since they can be swayed to the enemy and will betray you if their rewards surpasses yours."
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90239
90241 90242 90330
>>90237
Aww, poor Silver

>>90238
"Now why would he be resentful? Fatherless colts, after all, are the main source of our recruitment"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90240
90245
I'm sorry if I haven't been contributing, but I have to sleep.

Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90241
90243
>>90239
Eh, it's not like he didn't know this would happen.

Once the tub is properly filled, Silver resumes using the various shampoos, soaps, and bath tools to clean his coat and mane of filth and restore them to their previous, pristine state.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90242
90243 90330 90573
>>90239
Damn, that puts my crops at risk.
"If they are your main source of recruitment, there are other gangs out there who do it as well, and may hand out a bigger reward in order for the colt to sabotage or even take you down." Iron shakes his head. "Like I said, there is no real respect between you and Henhill because you do not share the father and foal bond I mentioned, and is therefore a liability in the long run." Another chin poking session. "I do concede that all grunts may be liable to treason, but the simple fact that you are disciplining him physically is a massive danger to you and your business, and since power goes to his head, as you said, he will eventually take any chance to betray you if he gets rewarded better."
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90243
90244 90249 90330
>>90241
Blue Skies returns after some minutes, carrying another full glass of tea
"Do you need anything?"

>>90242
I am completing a job application at the moment, so not fully able to respond intelligently
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90244
>>90243
Understood, should we pause this intellectual conversation until tomorrow?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90245
I'll be heading off to bed. Goodnight.
>>90240
I suggest you go to sleep too. We're going to discuss the worth of colt grunts.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
UP/G5
?
No.90246
90247
>>90213
Nothing like bragging about your strength while showing off your sperm-encrusted flank to your friend's girlfriend in the bath.
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90247
90248 90249
>>90246
I was going to have her be kind of disturbed by the response “my special talent is murder,” but I figured that writing “she looks disturbed” is kind of lazy, so I would describe a disturbed look. But it turns out I can’t write a description like that. So Blue Skies’ reaction to his statement was just kind of lost
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90248
>>90247
>writing “kind of” three times in three sentences
Fuck me
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90249
90250 90271
>>90243
Silver already looks much better, though he's not quite there yet. "I do not believe so. Where can I find towel for when I am done?"

>>90247
That's a bit of an oversimplification, but whatever.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90250
>>90249
Well, you did say your talent is to slash ponies with a sword.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90254
90255
Oh boe. What cooky, funky adventures does the bat, the plantation colt, the edgelord, the meat eating ex-bounty hunter, the fluffy, scaly horse and crystal hibernating deus ex machina will have today?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90255
90256 90270
>>90254
Bugsitting, masturbating in your friend's gf's bathtub, continuing to not talk to us, asking what the others are doing, preforming the daily rose-ries, and playing Bartending Simulator 96.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90256
90258
>>90255
More like getting a hoof bitten off in the case of Brie and trying to convince a mademare to relinquish ownership of a child for Iron and Ash's case.
Everything else is true though.

I have to go for a bit, ironically enough.
Ask where the others are when you have to go.
Anonymous
zjQLO
?
No.90258
90259 90267
>>90256
It wasn't bitten off, it was just bitten vigorously
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90259
90260
>>90258
It was a hyperbolic statment.
He/you should still treat it later, unless you want to suffer an infection.
Anonymous
zjQLO
?
No.90260
90261
>>90259
Cuz anyone in the party gets all their wounds looked at?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90261
90262
>>90260
When blood comes out, you know it's serious.
Besides, I always checked up on my wounds that drop my HP so far. Except unamred fights.
Anonymous
zjQLO
?
No.90262
90263
>>90261
I wasn't notified that it did damage, just that it drew blood
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90263
90264
>>90262
Never said it did damage, my dude.

Anonymous
zjQLO
?
No.90264
90266 90268
>>90263
Then why have it looked at?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90266
>>90264
I suppose because it drew blood.
You don't really have to, though.
Anonymous
qqT4Z
?
No.90267
90268
>>90258
Alright, I’ll comment on the nature of the wound. After Brie books Kerr, Ker thrusts his mouth forward to bite the hoof, and lands on the hoof at an odd angle, one fang stopped by the keratin of a hoof, the other sinking below fur but twisting and stopping as the other fang is stopped. Perhaps 1 HP damage and blood trickles.

Kerr backs away a few feet until his spongey tail touches the wall, then, pulls forward slightly
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90268
>>90267
>>90264
Keep in mind Brie was asked about being sexxed by one of the changelings. Unsure if it was Wesley or Kerr.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90270
>>90255
>cleaning up after masturbating in your friend's gf's bathtub
ftfy
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90271
90274
>>90249
"Right there"
She points a hoof to a set of towels near the shower, and takes the initiative to place one near the bathtub, rather than suffer Silver to track water across the floor
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
/dqIk
?
No.90272
90273
Forgive me, how can Willow Brook be a "mademare" if he is a stallion?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90273
>>90272
Casual sexism, maybe. IDK.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90274
90275
Being sick sucks.
>>90271
Silver nods at her, thankful for her assistance. He starts to work on cleaning out his mane once he determines his coat is clean of ejaculate. "So, Iron and I will likely have rematch sometime soon, his hooves against me using wooden greatsword. I feel more confident in my ability to win in that situation."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90275
90276
>>90274
She sighs, then looks Silver directly in the eyes
"Do you recall our agreement yesterday?"
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90276
90277
>>90275
They had an agreement?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90277
90278
>>90276
Well, I think you have your in-character answer
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90278
90279 90280
>>90277
...Thanks.
He gives her a confused look, the memory of whatever this agreement was having since slipped away. "I am sorry, you will have to remind me of this agreement. I can not remember."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90279
90280 90281
Look of Doom.png
>>90278
"The books, Silver Sword, the books"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90280
90281
>>90279
>>90278
Silver's having Alzheimer's already?
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90281
90282
>>90279
She can see the moment when that clicks in Silver's mind. "Oh, right, that agreement! I was not sure if that was what you were referring to. No, I have not forgotten. Do not worry about that."

>>90280
Gimme a break, I'm sick outta my mind, here.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90282
90283
>>90281
"What is your plan?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90283
90284
>>90282
"I was thinking, in order to eliminate risk of other party members finding books before I get chance to, I will go alone with gas mask and small amount of Potions of Hide From Undead. It will give me time to explore and search for books without getting harassed either by other party members or by undead that still remain."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90284
90285
Twilight's_grin_S4E08.png
>>90283
"Interesting. That might work."
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90285
90286
>>90284
Silver laughs at her response. "I certainly hope so. It is my ass that is on line if it does not." He grabs the luffa sponge, wets it, and puts some of the gel soap on it. He inadvertently gives Blue a bit of a show as he lifts one of his hindlegs and uses the luffa to clean off his genitals. "I do not suppose you would be willing to give me gas mask as operational expense? It is fine if you can not, I am merely asking as my own budget is starting to look little tight."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90286
90287
>>90285
"We can spare a mask or two, yes. The ones kept around in case of a chemical attack won't necessarily work for Carbon Monoxide and Hydrogen Sulfide, but those made specially for firefighters, as well as some of the Naval and Aviation masks, probably will."
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90287
90290
>>90286
He gives her a smile. "Thank you." Silver continues washing himself for a few seconds more before he decides he's clean once again. As he wrings the luffa out, Blue can get a much deeper appreciation of just how much better ponies look when they aren't covered in semen.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90288
90289
I got my most important shit done, since I can be slightly less useless laterm today.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90289
>>90288
I'll be napping for a bit, so take your time.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90290
90291
>>90287
>>90287
"Keep it up and you can be as pretty as me"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90291
90293
>>90290
"If only we could all strive to be so." Silver starts to dry himself off with the towel Blue got him, his winter coat floofing up to rival Blue's own coat fluff. Not only does it hide many of the scars across his body, but it makes him look like he'd make for a soft and cuddly pillow. The wonders of Severyanan biology.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90292
90293
Is cleaning a plate a strength or dexterity check?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90293
90294 90295
D6A6B3DB-9E26-4797-93EE-7B90ABAFE6D1.png
>>90291
Maybe she’s not as floofy

>>90292
Strength would break the plate
gYKef
?
No.90294
90296
[1d20 = 3]
>>90293
Dex check it is...
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90295
90296
>>90293
*shrugs*
Silver steps out of the tub, once he's dried himself to the point where he won't drip on the floor, and, for the second time that day, he drains the bathwater. "I must say, I do not think I have enjoyed bathing like that in very long time."
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90296
90297 90298
>>90294
Well, he doesn’t quite impale himself

>>90295
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stallion with quite so much stored... fluid”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90297
90299
>>90296
He lets out a snort before he replies. "...Maybe I was just little bit pent up. It was certainly of much higher quantity than I am used to. I doubt if I were to do it again I would be quite as 'productive' as this time."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90298
90302
>>90296
I'd be more impressed if he did impale himself with a sponge to be honest.
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90299
90300 90301
>>90297
Her ears flap down and her mouth wears an expression of concern. It appears in her mind she imagines something that causes deep discomfort to her snout
NJdlu
?
No.90300
90301 90302
[1d20+3 = 13]
>>90299
Sense Motive: Silver gives her a confused, searching look, trying to find something in her face or eyes that will tell him exactly what could be causing Blue such distress.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90301
90304
>>90300
>>90299
She's thinking lewd, sinful thoughts of Silver going balls deep in Skies, of course.
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90302
90303 90304 90305
>>90300
>”Unless you are skilled with deepthroating, there is still threat of overflow coming out of your mouth and nose.”
When Silver said that, she did not understand how semen running out through the nose would even be possible without strange exhalations. Now, she understands

>>90298
Roll a 1
gYKef
?
No.90303
90305
[1d20 = 8]
>>90302
Challenge accepted
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90304
90305
>>90301
That is indeed a lewd and sinful thought. Hot, but sinful.

>>90302
His own snout wrinkles up sympathetically.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90305
90306
>>90304
>>90302
anything coming out of the nose that shouldn't is not a pleasant experience. Onyx cringes in sympathy, though he doesn't know exactly what for.
>>90303
I have come to decide that today 8=/=1

Me2Nm
?
No.90306
90307
[1d20 = 3]
>>90305
Here, I'll roll for you so you don't have to do that again.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90307
90308 90309
>>90306
Today 3=6 so not quite
Me2Nm
?
No.90308
90309
[1d20 = 2]
>>90307
One more time, fon fun's sake.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90309
90310
>>90307
>>90308
So close. I almost did it.
gYKef
?
No.90310
90311
[1d20 = 4]
>>90309
You tried, so let me try again
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90311
90312
>>90310
Dice's being a tease.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90312
90313
>>90311
Damn dice
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90313
>>90312
Stupid sexy dice, teasing us with his icosagon shape.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90315
90316
>>90314
That's kinda sad.
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90316
90317
>>90315
Fuck of
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90317
90318 90319
>>90316
Press F for the alternative timeline Skies that died drowning in cum Today on brand new sentences....
F
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90318
90320 90347
>>90314
And thus Blue Skies was saved from an untimely demise by the Black Hooves' lack of a no-fraternization policy.

Silver, meanwhile, puts his clothes back on, leaving the top couple buttons on his fatigues unbuttoned to expose his glorious chest fluff for the whole world to see. "So...I remember you asked if I had any lunch plans. I am still up for lunch if it is good time for you."

>>90317
F
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90319
>>90317
F
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90320
90321
>>90318
She looks at him with a serious expression
“I am requisitioning gas masks”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90321
90323
>>90320
"Alright then."
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90323
>>90321
She starts to leave the room
“What did you have in mind for lunch?”
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90324
90325
[Peaceful dragon-pony noises]
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90325
90326
>>90324
Good thing you're ready for some discussion.

Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90326
90327 90328
>>90325
I'm present
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90327
90328
>>90326
I'm not
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90328
90329 90347
>>90327
OoOoOo~
It's a crystal ghost~
>>90326
Alright. We'll see if the GM is able to hold the mademare conversation.
I suggest you take a look at the argument presented, so you get an idea of what I'm going for.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90329
90330
>>90328
Would you mind linking me to that?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90330
90331 90551
>>90329
Here's the dialogue right now.
>>90229
>>90230
>>90231
>>90233
>>90235
>>90236
>>90238
>>90239
>>90242
>>90243
Should be in order.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90331
90332
>>90330
He seems to be missing the point. Buying/selling ponies is immoral.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90332
90333
>>90331
Don't you see he doesn't care that it's inmoral? You have to make him see it's bad for him to have that colt back to the abbey.
Unless you want to start a fight to free everyone and everything.
Even the ones who don't want to.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90333
90334
>>90332
I get that much. I'm just getting into character.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90334
90335
>>90333
Oh whoops.
Still. Your rhetoric is going to need a roll to have an effect.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90335
90336
>>90334
Oh shid.. lemme check if there's any way around this abysmal diplomacy mod.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90336
90337
>>90335
I was thinking that my rhetoric can be seen as indirect intimidation. That's not powergaming, right?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90337
90338
>>90336
Idk tbh. Just call it reasoning, because Intimidate is an unreliable method.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90338
90339
>>90337
It is only a back up plan if the mademare is stubborn and doesn't want to release him.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90339
90340
>>90338
either way, a charisma check feels unavoidable
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90340
90341
>>90339
Found anything?
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90341
90342
>>90340
Not on hand...
I don't think GM is ready now.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90342
90343
>>90341
I noticed.
Hopefully, if this works, we can use this strategy to the other mademare.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90343
90344 90345
>>90342
Next step, we might want to just roll 2d20 to see if our words got through to this guy thus far.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90344
>>90343
I suppose that's what we should do.
Just going to hold up on that until he becomes dismissive of Iron's arguments, though. I would like not to use rolls unless we prepare for a fight.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90345
90346
>>90343
Welp, I'll go to bed for today. Have a good night, Ash's player.
Let us pray that the mademare actually feels a little threatened by any colt betrayal.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90346
>>90345
I outta sleep too.
Goodnight, Iron's player.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
TNxeb
?
No.90347
90348 90351
>>90318
I hate it when posts are deleted.

>>90328
What's a mademare? I've honestly thought it's just a self-made mare in business, or a mare that makes stuff.
Anonymous
AMrhD
?
No.90348
>>90347
It was a stupid joke. If there is going to be some sort of statement about a character that paints that character in a negative light, I’d rather it be delivered in character. Always better to hear it from the horse’s mouth
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90351
90352
>>90347
Eh. It depends on what is being deleted. In this case, it's no biggie.

>What's a mademare?
Honestly don't know. I suppose it's wordplay for mademan, which seems to be mafia slang for fully initiated mafia members.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_man
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90352
90353
>>90351
It'd make sense that mare would sub for man in some sayings, since Equestria has a mildly matriarchal social structure.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90353
>>90352
I suppose.

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90354
90356 90358
Welcome, fillies and gentlecolts, to another episode of Void Adventures!
In this episode, we explore a bitter unicorn actor whose life was ruined by the changeling invasion, having been forced to flee his theater in order to escape the changeling's grasp and become a slave to them.
What will a composed stallion do when his life is stolen from him? Does he just sit there and take it or seek retribution for his loss? We shall see.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90356
90357
>>90354
I still have no idea what these are supposed to be.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90357
90358
>>90356
Random character ideas.
This stallion would be a neutral evil bard who will stop at nothing to obtain power and make the changelings submit for what they did aka a probable Blach Hooves recruit up to a general if enough time passes and he's successful in his missions.

Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90358
90359
>>90357
>>90354
Nice concept.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90359
90360
>>90358
Y-you too.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90360
90361 90370
>>90359
Neutral Evil Bard is an interesting Concept.
Maybe the music could be heavy metal rock. Dirge Singer is also a good PrC for edgy bards.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90361
90362
>>90360
He could be a lawlful psion telepath too. I wanted him to be a cold, ruthless bastard that wanted everyone to follow his path or die. He was supposed to be a mare, but that brings the eventual problem of lineage and unavailability.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90362
90363 90364
>>90361
>Telepath
For that, you wanna be a Thrallherd PrC. Great at enslaving people, and the bonus followers are good fodder for combat.

For a non-psionic build, Mindbender is basically the same thing.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90363
90364
>>90362
Mindbender/Thrallherd is Starlight Glimmer tier though. It's not OP, but it's creepy.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90364
90365
>>90363
>>90362
He's supposed to be a pyschopath, so that's not such a bad thing. Not the 'hahaha I'm cRaZy' kind, but the super ultra mega logical kind. It would show how he doesn't care about ethics or morals.
Still, it may be too much. I have to keep the vanilla status.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90365
90366
>>90364
Well, Thrallherd is a vanilla psionic PrC.
Mindbender was meant to be a replacement for Thrallherd as a non-psionic, arcane version.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90366
90367
>>90365
I can't find it. Is it a feat?
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90367
90368
>>90366
No. It's a class.
Thrallherd is a raw prestige class. One of the psionic ones, that's actually decent.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90368
90369
>>90367
It's a nice class, that's for sure. It would bypass the inability to go for the leadership feat I wanted.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90369
90371
>>90368
It's just like leadership, but inspread of a cohort you get a 'thrall' and instead of followers you get 'believers'.
Unlike with leadership, you don't take penalties for leading them to their dooms. Believers are canon fodder, slaves to your every whim.
Great for Enchanters. Mindbender can even work as a Bard PrC.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
2jMYy
?
No.90370
>>90360
Better to go with post-punk, such as Molchat Doma, Justice or The Soft Moon.
It's all anachronistic music anyway
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90371
90372
>>90369
I don't really understand how it works. You have to have like +10 in charisma or something to have a thrall with believers?
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90372
90373 90374
>>90371
No. You get the believers just like you do followers with the leadership feat. I don't remember the details of the class, but +10 charisma is insane demigod tier.
Maybe it just requires you to have a minimum of 10 charisma. An enchanter or Telepath should always have a bit of chaRosman anyway, since some spells require opposed charisma checks.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90373
90374
>>90372
>chaRosman
Thank you, autocorrect...
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90374
90375
>>90373
Better than lawlful.
>>90372
What's the leadership score that the thrallherd has? I think it's charisma based.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90375
90376
>>90374
Idk.
Just read the page.
https://dndtools.net/classes/thrallherd/
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90376
90377
>>90375
If I read this correctly, I'd have a level 7 thrall and 5 believers.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90377
90378
>>90376
It depends on your level.
Mindbender works the same way though. It's better for most campaigns, since psionic an be a headache (punlike intended).

But ur PC still alive, so don't go making too many more characters.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90378
90379
>>90377
But I wanna.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90379
90380
>>90378
If I had a nickle for every character I built but never played...
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90380
90381
>>90379
B-but imagine the possibilities.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90381
Spoilered
>>90380
**Enchanters are pretty fun; especially in more modern settings, where you can have your slaves operate powerful, non-magical equiptment.**
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90382
90383
I'm going to sleep now.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90383
>>90382
Night.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90384
90385
Nothin' like coughing and hacking up mouthfuls of phlegm to get you in the mood for a Pony WWII DnD session.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90385
90386
>>90384
Oof.
Hope you get better soon.
Again.

Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90386
90387
>>90385
Ah, it's just the end stage of the bug I already had, with my body expelling all of the mucus that had accumulated over the course of the past couple days. This time tomorrow, I'll be right as rain.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90387
90388
>>90386
Oh good.
I wonder if the GM is okay.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90388
90389
>>90387
Hope so.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90389
90390
>>90388
Maybe he's visiting the world he's created.
Maybe he's conquering the bugs and making them submit to his will and establishing a fascist Equestria under his rule Manos-style.
Maybe his lawyer gig is making him decent dosh.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90390
90391 90396
>>90389
Now that's the dream. Both in and out of spoilers.

Also, holy shit, not eating for three days because of illness really does a number on your blood sugar.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90391
>>90390
A lawyer dictator.
Best combination.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90393
90394
FINALLY DONE!

Okay, after a busy week, I'm available now, mostly
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90394
>>90393
Yay! The god is back!

Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90395
I am present
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90396
>>90390
Hope you feel better soon, m8.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90397
90398
hpfxw0xr8m821.png

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90398
90399
>>90397
That's funny.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90399
90400
>>90398
It is.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90400
90401
>>90399
I love how he has doom in his pants.
I have a feeling some guys call their dicks doom.
Or doom guy.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90401
90402
>>90400
>naming your body parts
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90402
>>90401
I don't do that, but I may poke fun of how I have two minds.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90403
90405
1520906020645.png
That was such a good ending for this session, gaiz!
I really hope no more ponies drop due to this poor timing.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90405
90406 90407
>>90403
It's a shame we haven't been playing much lately, but GM has been busy and so have I.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90406
90407
>>90405
I know. It's mostly worry that eventually this will disappear if not enough interaction is done between the GM and their players.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90407
90408 90409
>>90405
>>90406
I'm sure things will start moving again once the stars align and the Ash Crew makes their triumphant return.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90408
90409
>>90407
Sister Ash has no other real urgent priorities after finding all of the foals, so she can be persuaded to do other things.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90409
90410
>>90407
That's quite a long time in Internet time.
Or in normal time too, I believe.
>>90408
I'm not sure what to do after that myself tbh.
I was thinking of going back to Cauldron for some jobs.
I don't expect that it will exactly reunite with the other players.Especially Ash.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90410
90411
>>90409
We need some kind of common goal/quest...
Dark Star is still at the orphanage (carrying out his 72 hours of community service), so we can at least meet up with him when we get back, if his player shows up, that is..
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90411
>>90410
As long as he can show off and get money, he'll be in to do anything.

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90412
90413
DFCC08F0-E957-4761-99C2-8E191FD5CB83.png
Poor Blue Skies. She asked what the plan for lunch were... and never got a response
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90413
>>90412
She'll get a response. Later. Gonna be gone for a couple hours.
Anonymous
Jn8fm
?
No.90414
90415 90416 90417 90419
>5 threads of 2000+ replies
is it humanly possible to catch up?
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90415
>>90414
I don't even think we are fully caught up yet, and we're the ones playing.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90416
>>90414
Pretty sure, yeah.
There hasn't been a lot of actions so far.

My character, Iron, the moment he got here, did some crate lifting, followed by showing off by retrieving some guns from underwater after avoiding a falling crate. Then he intimidated the pony in charge there since he let it happen, which was working until a mare came up and defused the situation. After that he discovers he just intimidated a capo and promptly gets recruited into the Watergront Gang as hired muscle.
Enter Cauldron, a zebra. She's a nice zebra, brimming with both individualty and camaraderie for his other gang members. They both go extort some people. One shot Iron, but didn't dissuade him and they both kept going. There was one that tried to slash Iron with a sword but relented by breaking his will to fight. Finally, there was a bar fight, which was a highlight at the time.

That spanned 2 or 3 threads iirc.
You can manage.
If you want to, I can keep my explaining, although it doesn't look like it's going to be a Tl;Dr situation.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90417
90418
kisspng-twilight-sparkle-pinkie-pie-rarity-rainbow-dash-po-crash-5af1e939079088.8606071715258.jpg
>>90414
I mean, a lot of that is dice spam, meta talk about game mechanics that aren't relevant to any of the characters, ERP, and large paragraphs of arguing about geopolitical situations that don't immediately pertain to the story. So, probably
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90418
>>90417
This.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90419
>>90414
You don't have to catch up. Just enter whenever you want.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90420
90421 90422 90425
401020.jpeg

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90421
90422
>>90420
Don't worry. I'm here.
I can put a mask pretending to be Silver if you want to.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90422
>>90420
>>90421
I am here as well.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90423
90424
Okay, NOW I'm free.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90424
>>90423
I'm always down for some rowdy D&D sessions, my dudes.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90425
90426 90427
>>90420
Alright, so, should I just come up with a place Silver has seen where they get grab some lunch, or should I leave that up to you?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90426
90428
>>90425
That's kind of the question. What did you intend?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90427
90428 90429
>>90425
Invite her for some meat.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90428
90429
>>90427
That comes later.

>>90426
I dunno, I suppose a diner. Something simple with plenty of good options for lunch.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90429
90430 90431
>>90428
After a period of time - and surely it is enough time to do whatever Silver intended before leaving, because she takes a while - she meets Silver carrying a large pack on her side

"Okay, I was able to requisition a couple masks that should be rated for carbon monoxide and hydrogen cyanide. I have a couple air packs as well, although these are limited in duration"

>>90428
>>90427
>Meat
Like, I know this is supposed to be a double entendre, but I am genuinely uncertain if this means having her around as Silver engages in his carnivorous practices, or if it means another attempt to get her to have some sort of sexual act with him
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90430
>>90429
Why not both?
Sucking dick counts as eating meat since it has protein, right?
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90431
90432
>>90429
Apparently he had nothing else he intended to do, as from the looks of things he's just been occupying himself by looking out the window. "I imagine they have enough air in them for what I will need to do, as long as I do not dick around." He looks back at her from whatever he must have found so interesting. "How long will each pack last?"

'Tis a jest, but if it were serious, it would mean the latter.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90432
90434
>>90431
"Suffice it to say, not very long for archaeological work. You should hope that at least oxygen isn't that limited, or you can do things quickly. Maybe something better could be obtained from scuba divers or magical devices.... do you need anything else?"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90433
90434 90436


Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90434
90435
>>90432
"Hmm. I might have to at least partially clear quarry exit to get air flow going. Here is hoping it will be enough.

"So, I saw diner not too far from here we could have lunch at. It is maybe couple blocks away. What do you think?"

>>90433
Spooky ghost posting from the kirin lady.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90435
90437
>>90434
She smiles
"We can go wherever you would like"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90436
>>90433
Standing by for some foal bartering.
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90437
90438
Well, now that the /mlp/ game is over with and my computer doesn't have to shit itself anymore, I should be good.

>>90435
With a wave of his hoof and a smile of his own, Silver leads the way out of the building and towards the diner. "Then let us go!"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90438
90439
>>90437
"And thus we go" she says, following Silver out the door and carrying a large amount of equipment in bags on her back
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90439
90440
>>90438
Silver looks back at her as they trot. "That looks heavy. Need help with it?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90440
90441
>>90439
"Certainly"
She hoofs over a pair of bags full of cylinders, thick gas masks, and filters
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90441
90442
>>90440
Silver silently hopes he can figure out how to put these on as he takes them off of Blue's hooves.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90442
90443 90444
>>90441
“So, where are you taking me?” She asks, smiling
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90443
90444
>>90442
To the equivalent of a gas station restaurant.
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90444
90445 90446
>>90443
You're just salty the Russian boi isn't taking you to a diner.

>>90442
He turns back to her to respond. "It is diner I saw on way here. Looks like good place. It will be nice to see what food there is like. It smelled good as I passed."

As Blue and Silver turn the next corner, the place comes into view. 'Rita's Diner', a relatively small establishment with lots of windows offering a view outside to the street or inside to the restaurant's patrons. From the looks of both the vehicles parked outside and the ponies inside who are eating, it looks like it's still moderately full from being near the end of the lunch rush. The smell coming off the place suggests mouthwatering food that is maaaaaaaaaaybe just a little bit unhealthy for you.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90445
90447
>>90444
I don't have good experiences with diners.
Nothing personal with you.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90446
90447
>>90444
She takes a look at the establishment, and ultimately gives a sort of "okay" shrug to it, as she follows Silver
"It looks nicer than the lunch room. Is this the sort of place you like?"
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90447
90448
>>90445
Fair enough.

>>90446
"I...do not think I have certain kind of place I like. Back when I lived near Manehattan I just cooked my own meals, and during War I mostly just ate canned food or military rations."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90448
90449
>>90447
Presumably they enter the establishment, and find they are to seat themselves
She looks at him inquisitively
"So you lived near Manehattan?"
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90449
90450
>>90448
"I did, yes, from time when I settled down with Storm to when Great War ended. Though it was still about two hour trot to get to Manehattan from where we lived."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90450
90452
>>90449
I guess presumably they seat themselves now?
A purple maned Unicorn Zony takes their orders for drinks, thus taking the prize for most-garish looking creature any one in the party has thus far encountered.

"So that's where you lived all those years. Tell me, what was that like?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
+i1iI
?
No.90451
Did you know that kirin horns closely resemble the hair of Chinese women? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gUZeeT9Hbw
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90452
90453
>>90450
I think I've seen that OC before.
Indeed they do. After startling Silver a little and making him privately wonder why genetics works in such confusing ways, he just orders a water.

"I suppose it was like living in most places. Or near to, in this case. It was just cabin out by itself in rural country, with enough living space for all of our family. We would only travel into city itself if we needed food or supplies, or if there was odd job or contract that needed completed. Rain and Spec would fly and carry White to school in city every weekday. I think we visited Statue of Friendship maybe once during our time there? We mostly stuck to outskirts of city, as it already had everything we needed."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90453
90454
>>90452
>Statue of Friendship
So that's what that thing is called. Good thing to know, in case Manehattan has to be featured
Blue Skies orders... Tea, again. It's not that unsual when you think of it. Maybe just breed a pony with purple maned unicorn grandparents with a zebra, and you get that creature. Blue Skies don't seem to notice the waiter much, and does not make eye contact when ordering her tea

She asks
"How old are your children, again?"
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90454
90455 90456 90458
>>90453
I'm fairly certain that's what it's named.

Silver lets out a low whistle as has leans back in his seat. "By now? Rain is 39, while Spec and White are both 33."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
+i1iI
?
No.90455
90457 90459
>>90454
kek, Blue is actually young enough to be your granddaughter
[strikethrough]you old perv[/strikethrough]

Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90456
90461
>>90454
Skies is predating on your children for future romantic ventures. Be warned that you'll have to be the father-in-law.
No. This is not really serious.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90457
>>90455
Also this.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90458
90459
>>90454
She takes a mental note. She had to have asked because of the obvious age difference between herself and Silver. She's substantially younger than his youngest child. She doesn't seem to mind, and she maintains that smile in speaking to Silver

"Are they fraternal twins?" she asks
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90459
90460 90461 90462
>>90455
68 and still going strong, that's Silver.

>>90458
"That they were. White come out only few minutes before Spec, so one could say she has distinction of being born first. They got along quite well, even if they shared only little bit of their personalities." A memory of the two siblings together as little foals crosses his mind. It's just a simple memory of the pair playing charades, but it's still a nice memory for him.

He looks over at Blue, curious a little, himself. "I do not think I ever heard, how old are you, exactly?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
+i1iI
?
No.90460
>>90459
Asking a woman's age
You've lost your wit, Casanova

Silver (OOC)
T7Z/U
?
No.90461
>>90459
*White came out

>>90456
I'm not sure that would ever happen, but hey, I'm sure Silver would be excited.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90462
90465
>>90459
>>90459
"If only I had gotten along so well with my siblings..." She says. The memonry 'blinks.' He hasn't fully healed from the bite last night, at least not yet.

The zony comes by, and delivers the tea in a purple haze of glowing telekeniss magic. Blue Skies takes a small sip, and continues her smile at Silver
"I am twenty five... Twenty four." Whatever her exact age, she's been alive for a slightly shorter period of time that Storm Warning has been dead
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90465
90466 90467
>>90462
Presumably, he also comes by with Silver's water, which he himself takes a drink of with a satisfied "Ahhh".

He seems only a little surprised at her response, as she's hinted at such before now. "Huh. You are quite young. Almost young enough to be my granddaughter...Селестия, what kind of family we would make for, huh?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
+i1iI
?
No.90466
90468
>>90465
Not as strange as this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90467
90468
>>90465
"Come again?" She asks, evidently not having understood Silver's question
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90468
90469
>>90466
I'm gonna have to view that later.

>>90467
"Ah, well...nevermind, it is not topic for such public discussion. I am just saying we would make for very 'odd' family, if we were."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90469
90470 90471
>>90468
She looks at him oddly. Blue Skies would make a disapointing daughter, if Silver had sought to take her as a sort of surrogate daughter. She seems kind of promiscuous, and she speaks with disrespect towards the princesses. Probably not the sort that Silver would want to have raised

"What do you want to order?" She asks
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90470
90472
>>90469
Silver doesn't look like he wants her to be anything like a daughter or granddaughter, at least to her. He certainly seems fine with keeping her as a friend/romantic interest. Either way, he takes a look at the menu in front of him, looking through its contents. "Hmm. I think I will go with hayburger. You?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90471
90473
>>90469
If the fact that she admitted she would suck his dick if he didn't have an unstable coltfriend is not enough evidence of that.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90472
90474
>>90470
She looks down at the menu, and sort of frowns.
"I don't know, maybe a sandwich"
She looks out in the restaurant, perhaps to flag down the waiter
B1XZI
?
No.90473
90475
>>90471
>Unstable Coltfriend
It was because "Dark Star is a member of the party, I work with him, I actually respect him, and I'm not sure if he would be comfortable with it" Thank you very much
\r
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90474
90476
>>90472
"If you do not mind my asking this, why is it you and your siblings did not get along?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90475
>>90473
I think your wording was a bit different iirc,
but I'll drop it for now.

Nevermind the fact that a broken heart can make a stallion go crazy. The book about sex warns about that.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90476
90477
>>90474
>>90474
Her eyes wonder around
"My older brother never quite respected or trusted me. My younger siblings were a big nicer, but they didn't quite bond either. They thought I tried to hard to get my parent's attention"
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90477
90478
>>90476
"Well, that is odd." He leans forward, resting his forehooves on the table in front of him as he looks at Blue with a searching gaze. "You make it almost sound like you and your older brother were competing within your family."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90478
90479
>>90477
“Well, I don’t I know if I would say it was ‘competing.’ If it was a competition for parental affection, I usually managed to take more, at least earlier. If it was a competition to take the family legacy, he definitely won”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90479
90480
>>90478
"Just how many siblings did you have?"
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90480
90482
>>90479
“Only two”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90482
90483 90484
>>90480
"Hmm..." He takes another drink of his water. "So, why exactly was it, you think, your brother did not trust you? Did he just want this family legacy that he thought could not be shared?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90483
>>90482
She's a mare, and Nimbusian society seems to have a matriarchal society so far.
Maybe his brother was trying to show that stallions are better than mares?
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90484
90485
>>90482
>>90482
“I still say it was that head injury he suffered in a jousting accident. It left him not quite right. Anyways, he seemed to believe I had a different father, or something. He didn’t think I was quite suited to be a part of the family”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90485
90486
>>90484
"It could be. I do not imagine one's brain could get damaged like that without something going wrong. But surely, you were not so different from rest of your family that anypony would think that, right?"
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90486
90487
>>90485
“Of course not. Maybe a bit less social, and not interested in weather control. Perhaps he was jealous. In any case, I do not trust using fighting as an instrument of play”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90487
90488
>>90486
"I suppose I can not blame you."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90488
90490
>>90487
“You did not have any half-siblings, did you?”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90490
90491
>>90488
He shakes his head. "I was only child, for both of my parents."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90491
90492 90494
>>90490
The Zony returns to take their orders. Blue Skies wavers, and asks for a sandwich
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90492
90493 90494 90495
>>90491
Silver gives the zony his order for a hayburger, still slightly confused about the zony's genetics. He wonders if zebras make fun of zonies like this because of their garish color schemes.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90493
>>90492
Probably. The horn on its head is probably more embarrassing, and it simultaneously has zebra stripes and a pickle head
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90494
90497
>>90492
>>90491
And here I thought it was a typo.
So that confirms cross-breeding between ponies and zebras.
Interesting.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90495
90496
BE42FFA8-C12B-4A66-8779-D5B704A19918.jpeg
>>90492
She starts the next part of the conversation
“So... you’re the child of an Earth Pony and a unicorn, you previously married a Pegasus, and had two Pegasus children, and you’re a unicorn?” She says kind of awkwardly
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90496
90498
>>90495
"Well, yes, I do believe you have story straight." He chuckles, not entirely sure where she is leading this, if anywhere. "Welcome to genetics."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90497
90499
Spoilered
>>90494
No joke, they actually exist in real life, and are actually called "zebroids"
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90498
90500
>>90496
Her expression suggests that, to her, something needs explanation
“And you’re a unicorn?” She repeats
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90499
90501
>>90497
Spooky.
Do they actually have the capacity to reproduce?
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90500
90503
>>90498
"As far as I know." He prods the bone protruding out of his head. "Is there something wrong with that?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90501
90502
>>90499
Nope, considering they have different numbers of chromosomes. Hybrids that do have similar numbers of chromosomes can reproduce, which is probably the strongest peg in the "human races are actually separate species" theory
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90502
90504 90507
>>90501
I suppose for the sake of zonies' existence, they can reproduce with other equines.
Earth Zonies would look good tho.
Superior pony strength+zebra special skill sounds like a win-win.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90503
90504 90505 90509
>>90500
She moves a hoof out, and cautiously pokes the horn protruding from SIlver’s head. She seems more cautious in touching him here and now than she has in the past. She pokes it twice
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90504
90505 90507 90509
>>90502
Equestrian Kalergi Plan when?

>>90503
"Why is it so small?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90505
90506
>>90503
>instant horn ejaculation time
>>90504
Iron would enact it with Cauldron. Maybe.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90506
90508
>>90505
Iron would enact it with a spotted sea squirt.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90507
90508
>>90504
Kek

>>90502
That’s actually not a terrible idea, surprisingly
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90508
90511 90518
>>90506
>spotted sea squirt
W0t?
If you mean sea ponies, he would do that too.
Or hippogryphs, like they're called now.
If you mean what I found on (((google))), then neither me nor Iron know how to inseminate it.
>>90507
Thank you.
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90509
90510 90513 90515
>>90503
His eyes roll up to look at her hoof with amusement. At the moment, he's not using his horn for magic, so to her it feels little more than a very thin covering of skin with peach fuzz-level fur covering a boney structure. It also feels like it could be sensitive to touch, and the bone feels like it's slightly harder than a pegasus's wing harder in terms of hardness, but without magic it just feels...almost underwhelming. "First time touching another pony's horn?"

>>90504
[Emotional Crit]
Silver (OOC)
T7Z/U
?
No.90510
>>90509
>bone feels like it's slightly harder than a pegasus's wing harder in terms of hardness
What the actual fuck was I on when I typed this?
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90511
90514
>>90508
Sea squirts are more closely related to horses than trees are, so Iron would have more luck than before.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90513
>>90509
You've got a hard-on for writing the word hard. It'll be hard to stop it.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90514
90516
>>90511
It was an offering to mother nature.
It was not to inseminate the tree, but to feed it with protein.
Just so we're on the same page, is the formal name Pycnoclavella diminuta?
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90515
90519
>>90509
“No... I just find your family tree a bit strange”
She’s stopped poking it, and is now feeling it a bit more intensely
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90516
90517
>>90514
You're in luck, this one's got holes.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90517
90518
>>90516
I suppose it is.
I'd rather not drown.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90518
90520
>>90517
That also applies to >>90508

Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90519
90522
>>90515
"Why? It is not like my parents were both Earth Ponies and I was born Unicorn because they had distant Unicorn ancestors."

Blue can find no other word to describe it as she feels something in the horn awaken. Silver gives her a smile as he lights up his horn in a blue aura. It envelops the part of her hoof touching the extremity in a tingly feeling, like she's touching a couch that's lousy with static. As a matter of fact, the fur of her hoof inside the aura sticks up like it's reacting to static electricity.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90520
90521
>>90518
They would at least fuck at the surface where Iron can breathe. Those things seem to live on wall rocks at 100 meters below the sea.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90521
90523 90530
>>90520
They can't swim away when they see Iron, though
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90522
90524 90526
>>90519
She starts to pull away, having evidently awoken something in the horn, but remains fixated on it. Then, she pets it again, almost like a fascinated cat
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90523
90525 90530
>>90521
At least Iron can try to use bait to lure them closer and then grapple them into submission.
How the fuck is Iron going to
A- Reach the damn plant-coral-like thing
B- Successfully masturbate to it without draining my oxygen supply.

Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90524
90526 90530
>>90522
Well, her hoof hasn't yet melted or spontaneously caught fire, and the magic field has remained stable. Odds are, the static feeling is nothing but that. "You sure seem to enjoy it."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90525
90527
>>90523
When the question is "can I" and not "should I" then you've already lost.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90526
>>90524
>>90522
inb4 Silver shoots magic cum after enough poking.
Heck, go for sucking the horn to see if the spark has any taste.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90527
90528
>>90525
It is easy to think that. You seem to imply Iron would even try to do A and B if he could.
Probably yes. No one actually cares if some semen gets dumped into the sea.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90528
90529
>>90527
Iron is the type of stallion who gets teenage fillies pregnant just from swimming in the same body of water
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90529
>>90528
Kek. Probably.
Still wondering what happened to the cum-soaked tree at the abbey.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90530
90531 90532
>>90523
>>90521
Like what the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>90524
“They can be fun.” She pets it again. Then she says
“When I was stationed in Zaphia, I was briefly sent north to follow a task force of the security police involved in hunting members of the political class in the recently liberated Hellquill. There were great big piles of unicorn horns laying together. Several feet tall. Like children’s ice cream sprinkles.” She almost seems to fade out as she says this
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90531
>>90530
A civil discussion about how Iron would cum on an underwater plant in the sea.
This is peak intellectual discussion.
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90532
90533
>>90530
Silver grimaces from the macabre image. Apparently emotion can manipulate the magic field around unicorn horns, as his flares a little from indignation. "I have heard of such acts of barbarism, committed against unicorns in history, though I did not know it still goes on to this day. Supposedly unicorn horns are supposed to grant you luck. Sounds about as pleasant as I imagined it." The field reduces back to how it was before her description. "I take it Zaphia and Hellquill are Griffon nations?"
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90533
90534
>>90532
As if in a trance, she replies
“There was nothing in history like it. Nothing like it.”
Then her trance stops, and can see emotion returning to her face. It’s that smile of hers, and it shows a deep inner satisfaction.
“Aestii is a pony nation, if perhaps a bit depopulated, with a few too many stranglers of the old empire. As for Zaphia... only half is griffin land”

Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90534
90535
>>90533
"It sounds and looks as though those responsible were brought to justice. That is good, if that is truth." He folds the magic field over her foreleg, spreading the tingly feeling all throughout it. She can feel through his horn as his own internal magic flows through his horn like blood, and spreads over and partially through her extended limb. It's a foreign feeling to her own Pegasus magic, if she's ever actually felt it before. "On different note, I am not sure how many Unicorns there are in Nimbusia, but I can tell you that there are not very many in Severyana. There it is most Pegasi, followed closely by Earth Ponies."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90535
90536
>>90534
“I wouldn’t speak so quickly... so many of them only needed to head west to Griefenhiem.”
She still seems strangely fascinated by the horn
“ I would ask what would happen if it were severed... but the Reformistin scientists left very good notes on that subject...”
Then she responds to his last statement
“Severyana is Pegasi? Then why did they turn to Communism?” She seems genuinely confused by this
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90536
90537
>>90535
"Because Earth Pony minority there is still significantly large, only trailing just behind Pegasi for majority, and because Steel Stallion was supposedly just that charismatic, if you believe stories about him. But yes, Pegasi have historically been majority race in Severyana, ever since days long ago, during early days of Three Pony Tribes when southern region was divided into city-states, and ponies in what is now Nova Griffonia were wandering nomads. I remember during one school trip, we saw flags of different cities during that time, and many of them used Pegasi as heraldic symbols. Then of course you had flag of when Severyana was united under Tsar, and his own state symbol: it was two-headed Pegasus, wearing shared crown to symbolize unification of settlements of south and nomads of north."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90537
90538
>>90536
“Nomads of the North? Now who are they?”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90538
90539
>>90537
"Pegasi, mostly. They were nomadic pony tribes, almost like subculture of Severyanans, in Nova Griffonia that guarded southern reaches from various other threatening tribes: Yaks, Bears, Penguins, even occasional Griffon migrations from Northern Griffonia. They were skilled, hardened warriors from fighting both numerous enemies and land itself, and knew how to live off of land. It came in useful, as it is not very good land to try to settle on. And above all, they were very defensive about their tribes, their lands, and their way of life."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90539
90540
>>90538
She smiles, more warmly this time
“Just like the Pegasi to be protective of their lands. Maybe, in time, they too shall be liberated, as the eastern marches were”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90540
90541
>>90539
"Maybe. But, let us not talk too much more of this. I do not want this conversation to end up like last one we had."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90541
90542
>>90540
Her expression changes to a half smile, half frown. As if on cue, the zony arrives with Silver’s hamburger and Blue’s sandwich
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90542
90543
>>90541
He gives the zony a nod as he accepts the hayburger. "Thank you." With a lick of his lips, he dresses it with the condiments available at their table, and he digs in, taking a large bite out of it.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90543
90544
>>90542
It’s a bit greasy, but otherwise decent. Blue Skies looks around her sandwich, inspecting it, with a sort of uncertain expression.
She sort of whispers the following to Silver:
“What did you do with those... changelings you said you had?”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90544
90545
>>90543
As far as he's concerned, it's not bad for a lunch. He'll just need to work it off sometime soon. "Spark is watching them, until I get back."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90545
90546
>>90544
"Which one is Spark again?" She asks
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90546
90547
>>90545
"He is other unicorn."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90547
90548 90549
>>90546
"Oh, right. That one."

Okay, I have to go to sleep now
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90548
90988 90989
>>90547
Silver nods. "He is good kid."

Sleep well!
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90549
90550
>>90547
I don't mean to be rude or trying to possess your time, but do you think you're ready for some foal bartering/negotiation?
Of course if Ash is here as well.
And the time is right for the three of us.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90550
90552
>>90549
>not intending to be rude
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IRON’S PLAYER
But yeah, that scene should be continued. I know the next lines of dialogue, I’ve just been too lazy to dig and find the posts
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90551
90552
The real Iron player may come back soon. Woo~
Maybe he will make Iron Chaotic Evil. Woo~
In any case, I can post the post I posted where the posts regarding the conversation between the big boi and Willow Brooks.
Post containing all posts between Iron and gmabler/possible pimp. >>90330

Latest post where the two talk.>>90242


Iron's the r00d one, not me.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90552
>>90551
This sounds slightly autistic.
Nevertheless it should help you find the posts.
>>90550
Disregard that last part of previous post.

gYKef
?
No.90553
90554 90559
[1d20 = 15]
Scrub scrub
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90554
90555
>>90553
A good scrub scrub.
What u scrubbing, my guy?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90555
90556
>>90554
Some type of dish my dude
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90556
90557
>>90555
Without any specification, you would scrub anything.
Anything at all~
Like the bar nut supply for non-drinkers.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90557
90558
>>90556
Kek
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90558
>>90557
Or chewing gum.
Milk, hairs, etc.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90559
90560 90577
>>90553
Rub-a-dub-dub.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90560
90561
>>90559
Rubby ducky.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90561
90562
>>90560
You're so fine, you make bath time so divine. Rubber ducky you're my very best friend it's true
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90562
90563
>>90561
Too bad Skies didn't have a rubber ducky for Silver to play with.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90563
90564
>>90562
He played with the adult rubber ducky
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90564
90565
>>90563
Ducks aren't sperm-launching cylinders. They're ducks.
Maybe a rubber submarine or shark.
"Wait a second, there's no shakrs in the bathtub."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90565
90566
>>90564
Fair point
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90566
90567 90569
>>90565
"Fire torpedo at target Skies!"
*launches semen torpedo*
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90567
90570
>>90566
"Captain, we've expended all the torpedoes!"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90569
90571 90572
rainbow_dash_chins_by_wubmacawda-d9hj2iv.png
>>90566
>>90566

Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90570
>>90567
"Shit! The target is looking at us sternly! We need to withdraw! Fall back into base!"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90571
>>90569
Oh hey, he is alive
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90572
90573
>>90569
Oh hello. Don't mind me. Just shooting a load on a Blue Skies replica at the void.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90573
90574
>>90242
>>90242
He laughs slightly
"I don't think you understand. We are the only game in town. And a betrayal of one, is a betrayal of us all. The gang is family, and it does not take kindly to an attack on family. He'll think twice before lashing out over something as mundane as spanking, which any parent or even the nuns were going to do anyways."

>>90572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niByTamxaj8
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90574
90575 90578
>>90573
Crap. This is not good.
Iron feels like he's not lying to him. He's doesn't have many options left. He tries to open up a new venue.
"What do you expect Henhill to become? A mere grunt or a successor?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90575
90576
>>90574
"A successor"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90576
>>90575
Iron raises his eyebrows.
"Really? Do you not have somepony to create and raise a foal of your own?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90577
>>90559
Wub-a-dub-dub
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90578
90579
>>90574
"I don't... I do not have a colt to groom into a successor, no"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90579
90580
>>90578
Iron seems genuinely confused, somewhat losing focus on the foal negotiation.
"But you have stability and confidence. I can see your power from here. Why are you not swimming in mares right now?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90580
90581
>>90579
"'Swimming in mares' isn't exactly conducive to family life"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90581
90582
>>90580
"You can always pick one to harbor your young. Why did not choose one and have a foal with her?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90582
90583
>>90581
"There have been... shall we say, difficulties in relationships'
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90583
90584
>>90582
Iron cocks his head.
"Of what kind? Have you been metaphorically backstabbed by too many mares to trust them or something?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90584
90585
>>90583
"That's... Not necessarily the issue, but this life isn't made for the typical family stallion. Or at least, it doesn't attract typical family stallions"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90585
90586
>>90584
"Well, you do not have to have a typical family life in order to attract a mare into staying with you and raise a foal. You sound like you would protect her to the ends of the world, and your supposed monopoly on gang warfare means that there is little to no possible traitorous acts."
A poke of his chin.
"The one problem may be that she could be an undercover cop, which should not be too hard to find out since you seem experienced in your line of work and should find out without much issue."
A scratch on his side.
"I only suggest this due to the unreliability of Henhill as your successor. As a grunt it seems plausible, but he may not be able to fit on your role as a leader. Foals who you create will naturally fit any roll and will do it without much question since you have a far stronger authority over them than random colts picked off from an abbey, which you have to deal with a sleugh of mental problems that may resurface when the time for him to fit his roll will come."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90586
90587
>>90585
"I... I don't..." He's embarrassed it seems at the moment
Me2Nm
?
No.90587
90588
[1d20-2 = -7]
>>90586
"Is something wrong?" He cocks his head again.
For the sake of it, Iron tries to read what Willow Brooks' mind is going through.
Rolling sense motive which is rather low. Ash please do this as well when you're able.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90588
90589
>>90587
Iron cannot discern much, except that it seems he finds Iron's description of him somewhat flattering

He continues
"Henhill here can make a fine operator. He is catching on quickly"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90589
90590
>>90588
"I only saw him give you a wallet he pickpocketed it while making the target drunk. I do not think that is leader-worthy material yet."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90590
90591 90592
>>90589
He smiles
"Hence the apprenticeship"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90591
90594
>>90590
"What did he learn to be considered leader-worthy so far?"
Edgy boi OOC
t6BaL
?
No.90592
90593 90594
>>90590
I was talking to Sister marey last time i posted right?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90593
>>90592
I think so.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90594
90595 90597
>>90591
"You just saw a lesson on how to deal with gamblers who refuse to pay up. He's learning the tricks of the trade, slowly"

>>90592
He was going to see her, but yes
Edgy boi OOC
t6BaL
?
No.90595
90596
>>90594
Dark Star Could Relate to this colt.
Dark Star continues his journey to find mother superior
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90596
90602
>>90595
And thus he finds her. She's in her office, evidently doing administrative work
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90597
90599
>>90594
Iron sighs.
"Are you sure you cannot simply woo a mare and have a foal of your own in order to create an even better successor than Henhill may prove to be?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90598
90600 90601 90659
Spoilered
Keep in mind of what Henhill has now:
A functioning hierarchy
Steady employment
A family to always look after him
A father-figure who can provide full attention to raising him
Skills of self-reliance, self-defense, communication and leadership

What awaits him at the orphanage:
An impoverished nest of foals
Uncertain prospects for work
A cold society with no relatives outside the institution
Multiple adoptive mother-figures who are more concerned with younger foals
Lack of practical education to survive in the real world

Spark is utterly blue-pilled.

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90599
90601
>>90597
He tilts his head at Iron
"How long has your most stable relationship lasted, body guard?"
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90600
90604 90608
>>90598
What's Spark got to do with this?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90601
90603
>>90598
Well shit.
>>90599
Iron shakes his head.
"I sadly do not have the proper stability to handle a mare, unlike you."
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90602
90604
>>90596
"hello,are you sister marey? i was told you were in charge here."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90603
90605
>>90601
"I haven't exactly settled down either. In any event, it takes a very long time for a foal to become old enough"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90604
90610
>>90602
"Hello. Who might you be?" She looks up at him, and seems relatively warm. She is older, and is a grey earth pony

>>90600
There you are
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90605
90606
>>90603
This causes another eyebrow raise.
"Do you participate in... active duties of sorts? You seem like the one to give out orders around here."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90606
90607
>>90605
"Are you asking if I have ever served in the military? No, my number was never called"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90607
90609
>>90606
Iron chuckles.
"While you do seem fit for it, I was talking about doing the same activity as your grunts."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90608
90612
>>90600
Iron/Ash/whoever is in this
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90609
90612
>>90607
"I do work, yes"
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90610
90611
>>90604
"my name is Dark Star, i helped the Kirin nun retrieve those foals from.... i was thinking about volunteering here to try and help them recover as much as possible."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90611
90615
>>90610
"Oh.... Oh, excellent! What do you think you can do?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90612
90613
>>90608
Ash would be the blue-pilled. Iron is a white knight of sorts.
If this keeps up, he may snap out of it and decide it's not worth it.
>>90609
Iron nods.
"I see."
He breathes in again.
He considers in his mind if it's even worth it to keep this up. He's not budging an inch. Maybe Ash can pull an argument that may seal the deal.
Preferrably where no fires start. He would like to keep his friendship with Cauldron stable.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90613
90614
>>90612
"What is it you want?" He asks
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90614
90616
>>90613
Iron breathes out.
"To be fair, I just want to help my client to retrieve the foal on your posession," he admits. "I think that is the plan. This is why I am pestering you with my questions and suggestions."
Hopefully this doesn't have any serious ramifications that screws everything.
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90615
90616 90635
>>90611
"im not really sure, what needs to be done around here? i can sympathize with all the orphans though. i lost my family a while back."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90616
90617 90618 90635
>>90615
"Thanks in no small part to that Zebrican lizard... thing, we've been able to take care of many of the physical needs of the nunnery and the orphanage. It's the emotional needs where things are lacking"

>>90614
He looks at Iron questioningly
"Retrieve?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90617
90620 90636
>>90616
"Yes. Possibly bring it back to the abbey that he was taken from."
Iron exhales, feeling something wrong will happen from admitting this.
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90618
90619 90620
>>90616
"i could help with that, ive been gifted with Empathy, since im not a zebra or changeling." is there anything the abbey needs,in way of supplies?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90619
>>90618
Kek
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90620
90621 90622 90633
>>90618
"That's an... odd thing to just say. Your gift of toys has definitely helped. What do you mean by supplies, exactly?"

>>90617
Just a minute, to see if Ash will join or if Iron is doing this alone
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90621
>>90620
I severly doubt it.
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90622
90623 90625
>>90620
"Food or water? does the abbey need any repairs?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90623
90625 90627
>>90622
"Oh, Ash has helped us with our food and water. The abbey thankfully was not damaged in the War, and was maintained up until we were cut off from Canterlot"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90624
90625
I'm here. I've just been really busy e
waiting for the answer to some issues that concerns me.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90625
90626 90627 90634
>>90622
>>90623
I suggest doing a play on how changelings are bad and will you indiscriminately.
>>90624
Oof. Hope you have good results.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90626
90628 90629 90634
>>90625
Eh, i've been inexcusable autistic in how i've let it distract me from everything...
Alright, now to figure out how to finish this scene without rolling any dice...
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90627
90634
>>90625
A puppet show might be good
>>90623
"You said the foals need emotional support right? are there any particular foals that need more than the rest?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90628
90630 90631
>>90626
Just so you know, Iron has ratted out your intentions of taking the foal back to the abbey.
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90629
>>90626
Autists rise up!
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90630
>>90628
Well, it's not like she was trying to keep it a secret in the first place.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90631
90632
>>90628
He couldn't guess it already from the nun demanding to have him back?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90632
90633
>>90631
She didn't demand it iirc
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90633
>>90620
Sister Ash clears her throat after a few moments of stupefied inaction.
>>90632
I didn't know what to do if he refused, tbh.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90634
90637
Spoilered
>>90625
Top fucking kek

>>90626
You might have to - dare I say it! - roleplay

>>90627
"Well, I would say any of the recently rescued foals. Little Bridged Clear always wants hugs, Mint Marine and White Orchid will need therapy, Sunny Daze was startled by a large wolf just two days ago, Abbey Willows has been trying to turn to dark magic... and so on"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90635
90636
>>90616
>Zebrican lizard… thing
[Indignant snorting]
>>90615
Sister Ash nods slowly in response.
"That is, in fact, what we came for."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90636
90639 90640
>>90635
>>90617
"Did you think we wouldn't want some recoupment on our investment?"
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90637
90638
>>90634
"as long as the therapist isnt a follower of sigmare Freud they should be ok. ill find them a good one. Did you say Dark Magic?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90638
90641
>>90637
"They will never get therapy. As for the dark magic, it was sacrifices to evil gods, yes"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90639
90642
>>90636
Iron shakes his head.
Hopefully this will not be too expensive.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90640
90642
>>90636
*eyes narrow*
"Do you consider children to be property?"
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90641
90642
>>90638
"why wont they get therapy? a foal did that? why?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90642
90643 90645 90646
>>90641
"Therapy is expensive. As for Abbey Willows behavior, I am afraid I do not know why"

>>90639
>>90640
He almost answers, then he looks over to the side as if in deep thought pondering this philosophical question
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90643
90644
>>90642
"how much does it usually cost? she didnt say why she did it?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90644
90648
>>90643
"We didn't ask, and it can be many hundreds of bits even for a few sessions"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90645
>>90642
Iron awaits Ash's reasoning to come to light. She might have a better path.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90646
90647 90649
>>90642
*eye narrowing intensifies*
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90647
737cff5a0241d1b6bb554fc5bf02b5ed.jpg
>>90646
Forgot pic
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90648
90650
>>90644
"ill pay for it. i feel like i owe it to them."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90649
90651
>>90646
After pondering Ash's question, he returns an answer
"Well... They are not real estate, obviously. And they don't quite seem to be goods or inventory. I think they are closest to capital, really. Like investments to produce other things of value"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90650
90652
>>90648
".... Really?"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90651
90653 90654
>>90649
Sister Ash is not visibly impressed.
"But do you consider them to be things that these ponies to you, for you to profit off of and trade? Do you keep them around primarily for their sake, or for your own?"
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90652
90654
>>90650
"yes, what he did to them was unforgivable. i want to fix the damage he did to those poor colts."
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90653
>>90651
I fucked up the syntax in that first sentence, but like hell i'm goingoing to type it again on this device.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90654
90655 90657 90658
>>90651
"Are you an Equalist? An apprentice is like an employee, but paid less."

>>90652
"There's quite a lot in need of fixing with those two"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90655
90656
>>90654
Apprenticeship is school and child labor combined. What's not to love?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90656
90659
>>90655
Child labor is immoral, especially when said child landed there as the result of human trafficking, and is working to shake down paupers for tribute.
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90657
90660
>>90654
"ill do whatever it takes."
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90658
90660
>>90654
Sister Ash seems slightly confused by the accusation.
"If I may get to the root of my question, would you allow this young one to leave on his own terms, if he so decided?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90659
90663
>>90656
So were medieval guild apprenticeships immoral? Also, I'd like to see you OOC debunk this: >>90598

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90660
90661 90662
>>90658
His eyes narrow

>>90657
>>90657
"Thank you... It's great to see someone committed to helping the victims of the unrighteous"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90661
90664 90671
>>90660
Her eyes are so narrow, you'd think they were shut, if not for the glowing lines of light emanating from their narrow slits.
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90662
90664
>>90660
"Comte has been reported to the authorities. he will be dealt with Harshly."
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90663
>>90659
I loathe human traffickers. They belong in hell.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90664
90666 90668 90670
>>90661
He’s giving her a run for her money

>>90662
“He’s living a pained life as it is now, horrid beast that he is. I’m
concerned more about these foals”
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90665
90670
I kind of wanted to see that racist children's play
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90666
90667
>>90664
She is Asian: racial bonus to eye-narrowing.

She stares right back at him, with her slits burning bright.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90667
90669 90674
006AE985-386D-437F-BCCD-714F515DF3C9.png
>>90666
Forgot pic
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90668
>>90664
>He’s living a pained life as it is now
Indeed. There is no hope for the wicked.
Or at least that's what Sister Ash would say if she were there.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90669
90674
2nveb8.jpg
>>90667

Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90670
90671
>>90665
oh you will
>>90664
"Do you think the foals would like watching or being in a play? my mom used to love those. she loved taking me with her to see them." Dark star appears wistful
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90671
90672
>>90661
>>90670
KEK
"That's a great idea! A good way to get the foals doing things. Maybe even see if any them have talent for it. We haven't done one in many, many years, because the sisters have been so busy"
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90672
90673
>>90671
Dark Star smiles warmly
"Ill put one together. i might need help with the costumes though."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90673
90676
>>90672
"That is the difficulty with plays. They require much investment to put together"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90674
90675 90679
>>90669
>>90667
Iron is wondering what's happening.

That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90675
90677
1662818.png
>>90674
A squinting contest, evidently.
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90676
90677
>>90673
"Any suggestions on where to start?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90677
90678 90683
>>90676
"I can't really say I am blessed with the gifts of the theater, unfortunately"

>>90675
"What are you getting at?"
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90678
90684
>>90677
"which sisters would know about that kind of stuff?"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90679
90680 90683 90684
full.png
>>90674
"Would you, or would you not, allow this young one, or any children in his position, to leave on their own terms if they so chose?" She repeats in the same tone, her face not moving in the slightest
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90680
90681
>>90679
Wrong pony.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90681
90682
>>90680
**What's the right pony?**
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90682
90683
>>90681
Wait, you're asking Iron?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90683
>>90682
Fuck
>>90679
>>90677

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90684
90686 90690
>>90678
"Would know about which sort of stuff? Sister Cambric Shirt generally handles apparel for both the nunnery and the orphanage. Sister Peacock Feather may know something about literature or drama, but I don't think she's worked theatrically before. And nopony here has ever been an actor. Well, never acted professionally, at least"

>>90679
"Would you allow any of the children at the orphange to leave?"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90685
It's getting late...
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90686
90687
1164043.png
>>90684
"It's not my place to stop children from leaving if they so please; only to give them a home they can happily return to." She replies adamantly
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90687
90688
>>90686
“Do you wish to ask Henhill something?”
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90688
90689
1187263.png
>>90687
"I would indeed. I have very many things I would like to ask him." She says, her head finally moving from its frozen position as she nods in agreement
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90689
90692
>>90688
“He’s standing right there.” Henhill is about 15 feet behind Willowbrooks and to his right, still near the rear exit or the room, standing silently.
“Are your eyes okay?”
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90690
90691
>>90684
Dark Star has an aura of excitement to him.
"Ill talk to both of them and see what we can put together. acting isnt that hard its just pretending."
Dark Star accidentally salutes sister marey out of excitement
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90691
90697
>>90690
“Good to see such enthusiasm” she says
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90692
90696
>>90689
>*Squinting stops*
Sister Ash's eyes cease to glow and return to normal as she looks away.
She turns and slowly walks up to Henhill until she's right beside him, and speaks softly
"Would you mind if I asked you some questions about what happened since you were taken from the abbey?" She says
B
K7p33
?
No.90693
90694 90696
Are you fags done yet?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90694
90695
>>90693
We're still sucking each other off. Come back later.
And tend to your wound already.
B
K7p33
?
No.90695
90700 90701
>>90694
And OP wonders why I don't bother with this thread anymore
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90696
90698 90699
>>90692
Willowbrooks seems kind of suspicious of Ash as she walks past him, watching her most of the way, before keeping his eyes on Iron

>>90693
The road goes on forever and the party never ends
Henhill has a sort of air to him of feeling above things
“What do you want to know?” He asks
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90697
90704
>>90691
"Thank you for allowing me to help the foals sister marey. ill be back later."
Dark Star heads towards sister peacock feather
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90698
90704
>>90696
Iron remains stoic. He watches Willow Brooks, just in case he decides to do something stupid.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90699
90704
>>90696
"What happened to you?" She asks
"At the warehouse, and since then.."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90700
90702 90703
D249C970-26BF-45B7-95EF-69C3295135CA.jpeg
>>90695
I just assumed it was because you are generally crabby
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90701
>>90695
I honestly feel bad, especially since Spark isn't even interacting.
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90702
90703 90707
>>90700
That's rich, coming from you
Have fun
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90703
>>90702
>>90700
Oh come on now.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90704
90708 90709 90726
>>90697
Peacock Feather can be found in a class room, sitting at a desk with a number of empty wooden desks in front of her and a big black chalk board behind her. She is doing something with a set of papers in front of her, holding a quill with her hoof, and staring at the papers intently. She doesn’t seem to notice Dark Star enter the room

>>90698
Iron has decidedly in doing plenty of stupid things without watching Willowbrooks before, but if he thinks it helps to watch him now...

>>90699
“You see I’m here, don’t you? He said he would raise me. Make me into a respectable stallion”
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90705
90708
And although I must apologize for showing up so late, it's also past 1:30 for me. I still wanna hear Henhill's story when I get the chance though.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90706
90708
I'm sorry. I'm dying...
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90707
90708
>>90702
What the fuck is your problem? If you want to do something with your character, then just go do it. There’s nothing stopping you from taking advantage of opportunities the same way the other players do. And if you do need the other players, you can at least say “I am waiting on x so I can do y.” We can’t read minds. We don’t know what you want. We don’t know why you are always angry with us. Do you know how fucking difficult it is to shelherd and GM a half dozen players who do several separate adventures while driving a thousand miles in a week, doing interviews and job applications, and trying to remain social? I don’t appreciate you being angry at me for reasons known only to you. I don’t like players being pissed off at me for things I didn’t do when I don’t even know what these things I didn’t do are. I’m not psychic, and people don’t communicate with me about their problems with me. They just act passive aggressive and stop playing for a while. That doesn’t help anything
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90708
>>90706
>>90705
Alright, you can go to bed. We may actually finish this soon.
>>90704
Eh, Iron is a suspicious poner sometimes.
>>90707
Brie just needs a foalsitter for the fang bois. This is why he's salty.
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90709
90710
>>90704
Dark Star Stands in the open doorway and knocks on the side of the doorway to get her attention.
"Hello Sister Peacock Feathers. im Dark Star i just started volunteering here. and i asked sister marey about putting on a play for the foals, she told me you had some experience in Drama And Literature."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90710
90711
>>90709
She looks up at Dark Star, with grey coat, no visible horn, and her mane completely covered by her cowl. Her magenta eyes begin to sparkle “You want to put on a play?”
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90711
90712
>>90710
"yes,sister. i thought it would boost their spirits."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90712
90713 90715
>>90711
“So? What were you wanting to run? A tragedy? A morality take? Romance? A religious scene? A folk tale? Slapstick comedy?”
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90713
90714
>>90712
"Oh, I was thinking of doing a changelingface to demonize a race."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90714
>>90713
I think that if he intended that he wouldn’t have gone to the literature expert
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90715
90716
>>90712
"I Was thinking a Slapstick Comedy."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90716
90717
>>90715
“I see. What age range?”
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90717
90718
>>90716
"For All of the foals here."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90718
90719
>>90717
“Hmmm.... a comedy for everypony. I’ll see what I cannot find.”

Alright, I have to go to sleep now
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90719
>>90718
Goodnight.
I'll go use my Cauldron dakimakura while you're gone.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90721
90722 90723 90724
Sigh
I can't even get half of the nominal players online at once...
Edgy boi
t6BaL
?
No.90722
_1 4 8 8.jpg
>>90721

That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90723
>>90721
I'm here.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90724
>>90721
I make number three.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90725
90726
Well, I guess we can begin... something
BMCwp
?
No.90726
90727
[1d20+2 = 21]
>>90725
It wouldn't appear plausible from the atmosphere in the room to try to get a chance to talk to Henhill alone, would it? She wants to hear more from him, in detail.
Actually, may as well roll Sense Motive to try to get a hunch about that, before she tries to asks any stupid questions.
>>90704
Sister Ash nods in acknowledgement.
"Yes.. And have you been well?" she asks with a bit of concern in her eyes
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90727
90728 90730 90736
>>90726
>a fucking 19
Willowbrooks does not keep his secrets
I'm guessing the sense motive roll is for Willowbrook, to see if he will let her talk with Henhill alone. The answer is no. At least, not at the moment. He wasn't expecting any pony to come into what must be his office at this moment, and feels as if he's been sort of invaded. Iron's reference to a mutual acquaintance may have disarmed the two guards outside, but Willowbrooks has not heard any of this. At the moment He's sort of wondering exactly why his guards let these two in. He is very off put by Iron's set of armor, which is more extensive than even police or the military wear, and kind of implies an expectation of violence. He is also very off put by Ash's moralizing and constant reference to first degree felony crimes that he didn't have any part in save for part of the benefits. Nor does he like Iron's explicit announcement of their intent to try to take Henhill from him. On the positive side, Iron's opinion of his virtue in relationships has partly soothed him.

Perhaps he would be willing to let her speak to Henhill in private under changed circumstances,
but as it is now, no.

>>90726
"I am okay" he says, as if trying to shut off the question
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90728
90729 90730
>>90727
I think it was supposed to be Henhill the one that was being read, but this seems useful.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90729
90732
>>90728
Henhill doesn't control Henhill. Willowbrooks does. That much should have been obvious
BMCwp
?
No.90730
90731
[1d20+2 = 12]
>>90727
>Willowbrooks
Hmmm, so I thought. She wouldn't bother asking for it then.
>first degree felony crimes that he didn't have any part in save for part of the benefit
This is almost as bad, by her own standards, but she only asked because she wasn't sure if he had any knowledge of the human trafficking going on.

Sister Ash flips hervshawl looks into his eyes.
"... You've been through quite a bit in these past two weeks.. It's okay if you don't want to talk about it..." she says softly
>>90728
Actually, it was just to see if Willowbrooks would let me talk to him, but I may as well see if I have the same luck judging Henhill's attitude:
>>90727
Rolling Sense Motive, to try to see if I can discern Henhill's attitude atm.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90731
90733
>>90730
Ash discerns that Henhill is a male teenager, with the standard connotations that fact implies
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90732
>>90729
It's obvious to me, but Sister Ash is less sure about it in character; she's tring to figure that out, since she didn't come with the will to drag back a child who did not want to come with her.
Willowbrooks avoiding her question about letting him leave made her very suspicious though, hence the squinting.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90733
90734
>>90731
It was worth a shot.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90734
90735 90736
>>90733
Actually, that one fact tells you quite a bit about Henhill's motivations and dispositions as relevant to the negotiations, if only you think the situation through
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90735
>>90734
So he's basically a boi that is following the wave because it makes him feel secure and good?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90736
90737
>>90734
Sister Ash is a little bit naive when it comes to seeing through ponies that don't want to open up, in-character; but she could tell that a teenaged colt would be very impressionable and easily confused by these kinds of circumstances.
>>90727
She takes another slow step towards Henhill.
"Have you been hurt at all since.. that time? Everypony at the abbey has been very worried about you.."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90737
90738 90739
>>90736
"Oh, now they send someone to check on our well being? And define 'hurt'"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90738
90740
>>90737
This is Henhill talking, right?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90739
90740
>>90737
"Yes, for the past two weeks, nopony knew what to do..."
She cranes her neck a bit, as if inspecting him for bruises
"Hurt can be anything... I heardrum from the other ponies what they did in that warehouse.."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90740
90742
>>90738
Well yeah

>>90739
He moves away slightly. If he has any bruises, they are underneath fur, and he doesn't quite seem willing to submit to a medical examination
BMCwp
?
No.90741
90742 90743
[1d20+5 = 23]
She does not pursue him closer, but her concern is evident in her expression.
Rolling Spot to squint closely for bruises, since she still hasn't given up on it.

"It took a while.. but I managed to find a clue to that warehouse just a few days ago.."
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90742
>>90740
>>90741

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90743
90744
>>90741
Slight blackening around the left eye

"And?" He asks
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90744
90745
>>90743
She stares sharply at the slight bruise for a fraction of a moment, before responding.
"...And so, I went there, with my friend Iron. I
We took back the foals who were still there, and have been finding the rest around the city ever since.." she says, sighing slightly
"I didn't know what had happened to you since then, so I'm glad to see you're alright..." her voice trails off as her eyes snap back to the discoloration
She raises a hoof slightly, gesturing to his left eye
"... Where did you get this..?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90745
90746 90747
>>90744
"My eye?" he asks. Then he answers "I was born with it"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90746
90747
>>90745
She squints, slightly, but then nods in relief.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90747
90748
>>90745
>>90746
She continues
"A couple of the other foals were a bit more difficult to retrieve.. but I've found most of them.." she says, a bit unsure of how to say it

She steps back a bit and bows her head, reflexively
"..... I... Came here to get you..." she says, a bit sheepishly
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90748
90749 90750
>>90747
"To get me?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90749
>>90748
'I'm sorry, dragon lady, but I'm not in the legal consent threshold yet'
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90750
90751
>>90748
She nods
"Yes. We came here looking for you, after we heard from those low-lives that you'd been sent here." She says
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90751
90752
>>90750
"Who is a 'low life'?"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90752
90753
>>90751
She raises her chin ever so slightly
"Those brutish ponies who were cowering in that pestilent warehouse." she says indignantly
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90753
90754
>>90752
"So, us"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90754
90755
>>90753
>Having so little self esteem as to put yourself on the same level as literal slave-traders
At this, she squints once more
"..No.. The adults in that place.." She says solwly
"I gave those ponies what they wanted.." she says, through gritted teeth ".. And for that, I was able to get the six foals that were still there without a fight.. and a clue as to where you and the others were.."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90755
90756 90758
>>90754
Willowbrooks butts in
"Is this how you speak to those below your socio-economic station where you come from?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90756
90757
>>90755
Implying Ash is even inside the socio-economic station he's talking about.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90757
90760
>>90756
Well, she's obviously insulting Willowbrooks, all of Willowbrooks's associates, and generally the only path for social mobility for the lowest economic classes of the city. She's also saying it in a grammatically ambiguous way where it isn't actually that obvious that "those lowlifes in the warehouse" means the gang members, and not the foals who also were in the warehouse.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90758
90759 90763
>>90755
>those below your socio-economic station
The ascetic hermit returns this comment with a sharp and serious expression, as if agast that the stallion would ever suggest such a thing, before she replies with an even more convicted tone:
".... Things like wealth, class, material possessions.. such concepts hold absolutely no weight in the virtue of one's life. Ponies find virtue in the way they live their lives, all despite differences in how fortunate they may be."
And the eye-narrowing returns
"But to ponies like that who would let themselves fall so far as to predate on defenseless ponies, kidnap foals for mere profits, lock those foals in rusted cages im a lice-ridden abandoned factory, and sell them off to fiends that would abuse them, all for the sake of enriching themselves... Those kinds of creatures, do indeed lead very pitiful existences."
Her eyes seem to glow slightly as she recalls what she saw
"There is no hope for the wicked." She says solenmly
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90759
90761 90762 90763
>>90758
"That's nice. Now get the fuck out of my office."
A hoof descends down slowly beneath the desk
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90760
>>90757
If kidnapping children and selling them to child molesters was their way of social mobility, they're the antithesis of everything stands for.
18,000-20,000 gp is a fuckton of money. She hopes they enjoy it before they go off to Tartarus.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90761
>>90759
Oh great. Here we go.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90762
90763 90764
habit-on-nun-w-ruler.jpg
>>90759
She cracks her neck and stamps her own hoof (albeit, more softly) before turning and glaring quizically right back at him, eyes glowing.
"Is money more important than virtue to you?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
HJxBW
?
No.90763
90765 90766
>>90758
>>90759
>>90762
At this rate this is going to be most hated orphanage in the history of Baltimare.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90764
90770 90772
>>90762
Now, he is angry, and starts to stand up.
"Do you invite guests into your own home and suffer them stand there and smugly announce how morally superior they are, while constantly degrading you and lumping you in with those called 'pitiful'?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90765
>>90763
Ikr? They're going to need armed guards after this if things go the way the GM is hinting.
Eeeee
K7p33
?
No.90766
>>90763
It couldn't possibly be that the orphanage is involved in the scheme with Comte, that would be bad
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90767
90768
Sorry for the delay. Some shit came up.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90768
90769 90770
>>90767
No worries, but just post directly when you feel ready to post.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90769
90770
>>90768
I'm actually going to have to step out again momentarily, or so I just found out...
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90770
90771
>>90768
>>90769
>>90764
I'm sorry. Real life caught up with me. I'll be back in 20-30 mins.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90771
90772
>>90770
The suspense...
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90772
90775
>>90771
Idk wtf I'm doing at this point. It's clear this isn't going to go through just by asking nicely, so I'll just respond however my character would see fit.
>>90764
>dodging the question
Sister Ash remains steadfast, speaking calmly
"There is no virtue in merely insulting ponies for not living their lives the way you would see fit. All souls are free to live as they wish, for there are two sides to everything." she says
She continues
"I pity the wicked and the and depraved, who have no hope without virtue, but they are all free to live as they wish. Virtue, depravity, or even dejection; such things govern the path of creatures, but not as clearly as some would think."
She throws her mane back.
"I gave those poor creatures what they wanted. I hope they enjoy it while it lasts, because there is little hope for them on the path they've taken."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90775
90776 90777 90780
>>90772
"Great, I’m glad you can preserve your sense of self righteousness and moral superiority. Now, this is the last time I will ask you nicely. Please, get the fuck out of my office you insufferable, sanctimonious excuse for a pony of harmony
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
HJxBW
?
No.90776
90777
>>90773
>>90775
when you're so sick of someone you tell her to get out twice using the same inflections
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90777
90778
>>90776
>>90775
Guess the zebra pussy is off the menu.
She's a nice zebra.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90778
90779
>>90777
Nah, Ash has just offended this one particular pony
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90779
>>90778
I sure know what could happen later if I think what's going to happen comes true.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90780
90781 90782
>>90775
>being this godless
Sister Ash rips off her shawl and hurls it on the ground before her and stomps on it, a whisp of smoke hissing from the garment, her uncomfortably-restrained mane rushing out of its tight confines with an audible 'poof'.
"I am not a 'harmonist', or whatever you ponies call the clergy of your local temples. I'm just a poverty worker; I came here to work for children who were left destitute by the war so that they could hope to lead peaceful lives, but I never thought I would have to deal with pony-traffickers!" she says, almost hissing at the prospect
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90781
90783
>>90780
"For the Ninetieth time I'm not a pony trafficker and never have been, and for the third time, get out of my office"
Behind Henhill, in the back door, come the butch looking pony and the Diamond Dog. Each has a claw or hoof extended out of line of sight, and both look in towards Ash and Iron. One signals for Henhill to come in through the door
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
HJxBW
?
No.90782
90785
>>90780
When you tick off others so much they get angry at other religions for possible association
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90783
90784
>>90781
Iron makes sure to stand in front of the two incoming ponies to somewhat cover Ash's flank.
No way he's letting the first shot hit her.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90784
>>90783
"Not one step forward Mister"
He points a hoof forward
"Out of my office you insolent pricks"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90785
90786
>>90782
She got flustered after the thing about looking down on the poor came up. Now she's still trying to figure out if this guy qualifies as evil.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
HJxBW
?
No.90786
90787 90788
>>90785
Use "detect evil."
Or wait until your character levels up and can the learn the spell "common sense"

Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90787
>>90786
She's no paladin, my guy.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90788
90789
>>90786
Only Clerics and Paladins get that...
Either way, he's going to Tartarus, since he seems to be more depraved than he his virtous.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90789
90790
>>90788
What exactly is Ash's Charisma?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90790
>>90789
Low.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90791
Just a moment, I'm reading a couple spell descriptions.
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90792
90793 90794
Brie snaps out of his trance. He addresses Kerr (I think it was)
"NEIN. Keine sexen!"
Then he gets grim-faced.
"Kinder. Fleider sie?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90793
>>90792
I think it was Kerr.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90794
90795
>>90792
Kerr moves slightly forward towards Brie - probably because his previous position had him literally backed into a corner
"Fleider sie?" he asks, as if for clarification
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90795
90796
>>90794
Brie flaps his wings.
"Ja, fleider"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90796
90797
>>90795
>>90795
He nods understanding,
"Ja, Ich kann Fliegen"
He flaps his own wings, which are four dragon-fly like thin translucent blue wings. The beats are quick, and he seems to have some pain when moving one of them
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90797
90798
>>90796
"Vertrauen mich?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90798
90799
>>90797
"Ich traue keinem Pony"
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90799
90800
>>90798
"Ich bin nicht pony, ich bin die fleidermaus".
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90800
90802
>>90799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SrNZprL8QE
He lowers his head
"Was willst du mit mir machen?"
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90802
90803
>>90800
>>90800
"Wir gehen ihr haus."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90803
>>90802
He nods
"Du wirst mich nicht verkaufen?"
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90804
90805 90806
>>>90802 (You)
Hoping he's interpreting the words correctly, Brie responds,
"Ja. Ich vertauen. Mein schlect."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90805
90807
>>90804
He asks
"Gibst du mich anderen Ponys?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90806
>>90804
lolwut?
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90807
90808
>>90805
"ich vehstehen nicht andern. Mein deutsch its nicht sehr gut."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90808
90809
>>90807
He tries again
"Gibst du mir Ponys?"
He points to Brie
"Wirst Du"
He points to himself
"Gib mir"
Then he pulls his hoof from himself and over to a doll of a pony on the floor, in a sort of handing-over fashion
"Zu Ponys"
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90809
90810
>>90808
"Ja. Das sclecht ponies."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90810
90811
>>90809
He looks a little concerned
"Du willst mich den schlechten Ponys geben...?"
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90811
90812
>>90810
Brie shakes his head and holds up his hooves to stop Kerr.
"Du haben schlect ponies. Du nicht haben gut ponies. Ja?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90812
90813
>>90811
>>90811
>>90811
"Ich habe keine Ponys ..."
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90813
90814 90815
>>90812
"Du can haben ponys. Schlect ponys."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90814
90815
>>90813
He nods as if in an "oh,"
"Ja, okay"

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90815
90816
>>90813
>>90814
The grey pegasus colt comments
"Schlechte Ponys schmecken nicht gut..."
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90816
90817
>>90815
Brie shakes his head again. "Ich vehrstehen nicht."
"Du konnen haben das schlect ponies. Du konnen nicht haben das gut ponies. Allen gerecht zu werden. Ja?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90817
90818
D2510688-B1BC-4405-8448-9793D899D095.png
>>90816
“Okay” says the little Pegasus, somehow happy
“Okay...” Kerr conceedes
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90818
90819 90820
>>90817
Brie flaps his wings, and points with his hoof. "Fleider sie?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90819
90820 90821
>>90818
The pegasus flaps his wings slightly
"Ja, Ich kann fliegen"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90820
90821
>>90819
>>90818
>inb4 sells them to slavery for 1500 bits each
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90821
90822
>>90820
KYS
>>90819
"Ja! Wir gehen!"
Hold on, what do they look like? Do they look passable as pegusi?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90822
90823
>>90821
Kerr, is entirely undisguised and looks like a changeling drone, but smaller. Black, chitinous hide, blue carapace, fins, tube-like ears, fangs, entirely blue eyes.... so forth. Wesley looks like a pegasus, or more specifically, like Silver's grandcolt. Dark grey mane, light grey colt, bird-like wings, and so forth

"Woher?" asks Kerr
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90823
90824
>>90822
Brie looks to Kerr. "Kannst du wie ein Pony aussehen? Bitte tu es so." He then looks to Wesley, "Wir werden einige Freunde treffen, um uns zu helfen. Diese Ponys, die du erlebt hast, waren sehr schlecht, und wir werden dafür sorgen, dass sie es merken."
Yeah deal
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90824
90825
>>90823
A green light envelops Kerr, almost like a cocooning green flame, which recedes after less than a second, to show a grey bat pony: grey coat with purple hue, back short mane that almost spikes, small fangs, and no cutie mark.
He says: "Ich bin dein dummer jüngerer Bruder"

Wesley looks up, almost cutely
"Okay. Wir sollten gehen"
And he blinks
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90825
90826
>>90824
Brie smiles. "Okay, folge mir und bleib dicht bei mir."
He opens the window and flaps up to the roof of the tavern, waiting for the other two.

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90826
90827
>>90825
Wesley is the first to come out. He moves his hooves through the window, flaps, then moves through, falling down somewhat, before finding his way up. He beats his wings bizarelly quickly, much faster than a normal pegasus would. Kerr comes out second, looking around the area through the window, then beats his wings at a furious pace, and bolts through. He goes rather far forward before eventually circling around and coming back near by. He looks all around himself outside on top of the roof, taking in his surroundings
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90827
90830
>>90826
"Bist du hungrig? Es wird eine lange Reise sein"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90828
90829
Alright, I got distracted again, but looking at the situation, I think it would be better for me not to handle this with only half a brain...
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90829
90831 90836
>>90828
So you're going to bed, right?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90830
90835
>>90827
"Wohin gehen wir?" Asks Wesley
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90831
90832
>>90829
If that's not terribly annoying, yeah.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90832
90833
>>90831
Sure. Sleep well.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90833
90834
>>90832
Alright.
Goodnight, Anon.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90834
>>90833
Night.
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90835
90836
>>90830
"Wir werden Verbündete finden, damit Sie und Ihr Bruder und alle, mit denen Sie sich nie befassen müssen, mit denen, mit denen Sie sich befasst haben
Wir werden Hilfe bekommen"


Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90836
90837 90838 90839
>>90829
Iron could try to say something

>>90835
Wesley: "Das ist gut"
Kerr: "Unsere Mutter über Mütter wird diejenigen kontrollieren, die uns schaden würden"

Also Wesley
"Ich könnte essen"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90837
90838
>>90836
I feel like I'd be talking to brick walls now. I suppose I could use the 'I am Cauldron's friend' card, but would he really care now?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90838
90840
>>90836
Wesley talks to Kerr, who is still taking in his surroundings

"In Tall Tales gab es Ponys, die unserer Mutter helfen würden. Er meint diese Verbündeten. Was sie 'Kollaborateure' nennen"

>>90837
It would probably work better than calling him a pony trafficker and being disgusted at him
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90839
90841
>>90836
"Wie sie sollte Sie hat auch die Chance verdient."
To Wesley. "Wir werden jemanden finden. Oh warte, ich hätte es fast vergessen. Halten Sie diese Pose nur eine Sekunde lang."
Brie pulls a piece of parchment from his bags and scribbles a long note, which he wads up and tosses unceremoniously back into the room.
"In Ordnung, lasst euch etwas finden, worüber man fressen kann"


Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90840
90847 90851
>>90838
True. I did try flattery as well, but he's a sort of wall.
I think this is going to end badly even with Iron's interjection of 'take the money pls' so I'll wait for Ash to conjure up a conclusion to her path.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90841
90842
>>90839
This encourages Kerr
"Okay, lass es uns tun"

Wesley moves up happily
"Ich kann einen Hund essen, wenn ein Pony zu hart ist"
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90842
90843
>>90841
>Ich kann einen Hund essen, wenn ein Pony zu hart ist
"Lewd"
And Brie leaps forth into the night, taking care to see that the Lings are dutifully following him, keeping eye out for suitable 'food' and lamenting that he only has 12 knives to stick people in the eyes with.

I take it that I can operate independent from the party heretofore?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90843
90844
>>90842
Yes, though note that, at the moment, it is around noon-ish
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90844
90845
>>90843
Its gonna take days anyway, best to be on about it.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90845
90846
>>90844
Alright, so does he taken them somewhere now, try to meet with somepony, look for prey, go buy something?
Anonymous
K7p33
?
No.90846
>>90845
First step is find prey food, but thats best left until tomorrow
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90847
90848
>>90840
Suit yourself then
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90848
90849
>>90847
Sorry.
Well, you should go to bed if you can.
Unless you want to ERP Iron and Cauldron in the void or something dumb like that.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90849
90850
>>90848
Now you take an interest in her?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90850
>>90849
I always did.
Only now does Iron realize that maturity takes a long fucking time. Time that could eventually change Cauldron's circumstances.
Maybe his.
Anonymous
HJxBW
?
No.90851
90852
>>90840
You could try the "good cop, bad cop" routine. Though I'm not sure how well that would work when the "bad cop" is a nun and the "good cop" is a 300 lb armored mercenary.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90852
90853
>>90851
It's basically a 'bad cop' and 'slightly badder cop' routine that I'm pretty sure no one likes.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90853
90854
>>90852
What about "good-bad cop" and "bad-bad cop", then?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90854
90855
>>90853
A little better, but I'll still wait for Ash to play her cards for now. Combat is sure to come.
Besides, no diplomacy skills to ease tensions.
Anonymous
u4w2B
?
No.90855
90856
>>90854
Who knows, diplomacy hasn’t really been tried
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90856
90857
>>90855
I have -2 on it, so no dice for now.
I could try to kick Ash out and try to salvage it by buying the colt, but I don't want to be separated, especially after dissing a gang leader.

Anonymous
HJxBW
?
No.90857
90858
>>90856
Is this in the morning or afternoon?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90858
90859
>>90857
Should still be morning, closer to midday.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
HJxBW
?
No.90859
90860
>>90858
You're keeping him from his lunch. Never separate a stallion and his lunch.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90860
90861
>>90859
It's like you want us to beat Brooks up or something.
Ultimatum, give the kid or no lunch for Brooks.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
HJxBW
?
No.90861
90862
>>90860
I was going to suggest inviting him out to lunch to make up for your brusque entrance. Your irl diplomacy matches your characters'.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90862
90863
>>90861
I would doubt he'd want to have lunch with an armor-clad merc after her client dissed her.
I do get where you're going with this though. I'll keep that in mind if he doesn't immediately shoot at us for still being in his office.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
HJxBW
?
No.90863
90864
>>90862
I'm just saying that a bodyguard is supposed to keep his client safe, and an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90864
90865
>>90863
While true, I'm not sure if it's even going to work, with the possible stubborness that Ash possesses.
I would be talking to two brick walls right now. Ash being the sturdier one.
Like I said. It's incredibly likely that Ash will not be allowed to stay in the office and I'm not sure how vindictive Brooks can be,
especially without the bodyguard.

Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
HJxBW
?
No.90865
90866
>>90864
Honestly, I'm not sure what Iron is scared of more: fighting the gangsters and triggering possible retribution against the orphanage (if that even occurs to him) or facing Ash's ire if he carries her out
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90866
90874
>>90865
You're forgetting the possibility of antagonizing Cauldron as Iron used her name to enter said office. Overall, pacifism is top priority for now. No need to enter unwanted dangers.
Problem is that Ash, being capable of turning herself into fire, needs to be convinced not to escalate the tensions further or risk severe burn injuries and be unable to carry her out of the room.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90871
90873 90874
1956943__safe_artist-colon-phi_oc_oc-colon-andreia_oc only_equestria at war mod_body armor_female_greek_helmet_pegasus_pony_solo.png
So, here's a question: if Blue Skies were to return to Nimbusia, would she be considered a Reformist, a Traditionalist, or a Purist?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90873
>>90871
I would say a mix between Purist and Reformist,
leaning on Purist more.

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90874
90875 90876
75943C80-40BD-4C32-8048-D3A38D421EA2.png
>>90871
>>90866
>seriously considering whether Blue Skies would support a political party centered around taking power away from the military/Pegasus class and giving it to the merchant/Unicorn class, while watering down citizenship such that even a mentally ill griffin can gain citizenship, an amoral attitude towards sexuality that relegates the reproductive act to idiosyncrasy, prioritizing agricultural lands for growing the luxuries of foreign unicorns over the state’s own food supply, and increasingly subordinating energy nation’s vital functions to supranational foreign entities
I think she would be offended
Plantation Colt
GXH8L
?
No.90875
>>90874
What can I say? I'm a r00d boe.
So very purist. Got it.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90876
90877 90878
>>90874
You know there would be at least one person in the world who would complain if I didn't ass Reformist to the list.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90877
>>90876
*add
God damnit, brain.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90878
90879
>>90876
Freudian slip of the tongue, huh Silver?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90879
>>90878
Kek
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90880
90881
This episode on Void Adventures!
It seems a female changeling worker has lost her hive due to ponies. However, she has a hopeful, optimistic view on them.
Which idea will prevail? Are ponies truly aggressive creatures or are they just scared of what they don't understand?
One thing's for sure, ladies and gentlecolts. She is definetly going to try to show that changelings can be good.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90881
90882
>>90880
If I stare into the void adventures do they stare back?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90882
90883
>>90881
You get to watch some stories of other ponies unseen by the GM.
But yes. It does. And it will judge you by your actions today.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90883
90884
>>90882
Hmmmmm
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90884
90885
>>90883
YOU JUST ABUSED CUTLERY, YOU SICK,
BLACK CRYSTALITE! GO IN THE TRAIN TO THE GULAG, ONYX!

Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90885
90886
>>90884
Okay.... See you guys at the gulags
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90886
90887
>>90885
Sike. Cutlery don't have brains so they can't into logic. The train actually takes you to a grey stallion, from hoof to mane. He stands behind a ship which seemingly is floating in the endless void.
"Welcome sire. Are you by any chance the new pony that's supposed to clean the floors?"
He does not seem to care about his current surroundings, sporting a quick smile, showing off the many wrinkles he has.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90887
90888
>>90886
Onyx notes to not try new drinks before bed again
"Uh, I guess since up the only one here; yes"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90888
90889
>>90887
The grey pony's smile grows wider.
"Oh thank goodness! I thought you'd never make it, mister Coal. Follow me."
He turns around, walking towards the side of the ship, where a thin plank, from seemingly out of nowhere, levitates itself in front of the stallion's path, leading into the ship.
Unfazed by this sudden apparition, he proceeds to go up the ramp and towards the ship with grace an old pony like him shouldn't have.
Onyx himself may need to tread more carefully than him in order to follow.
aka roll balance in order to walk through the plank and into the ship.
gYKef
?
No.90889
90890
[1d20 = 11]
>>90888
Checked
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90890
>>90889
Managing to stay balanced through the plank walk, he is greeted by the dullest, most unimpressive sight a ship can offer. It's the simple ship used way before motors were used, consisting of sails and such. No engraving or any sort of beauty decorations that he can see. Only wood.
The grey pony in question goes to the eastern side of the ship, passing through the wall like it never existed or was just an optical illusion for Onyx.
He comes back with a mop and an empty bucket, again phasing out of the wall.
"Here you go, mister. We'll set sail in about half an hour."
Another smile forms on his face, then dissipates as his eyebrows furrow.
"You don't have any problems with sea sickness, do you? I have another bucket for you if you need it. I would like you not vomiting on my ship floor, even if you clean it afterwards."
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90892
90893 90987
**Requested finalized build for Sister Ash (unapproved):**

"Sister Ash": 5th level Druid; Neutral Good
Total XP: ???
HP: 30
Race: Kirin (humanoid; reptilian?; dragonblood?)
Sex: Female
Age: complex
Religion: Druidism  (worships gaurdinals and the good aspects of nature)
Languages: Ponish, Draconic, Celestial, Sylvan, Druidic

Stats:
Wis 18
Str 8
Char 10
Int 14
Dex 10
Con 13

Flaws:
Love Of Nature (must roll will save to attack animal, plant, or vermin; or else lose the action)
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:love-of-nature
Unreactive (-6 to initiative, because she hates fighting)
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:unreactive

Feats:
Sacred Vow
https://dndtools.net/feats/book-of-exalted-deeds--52/sacred-vow--3191/
Vow of Poverty
https://dndtools.net/feats/book-of-exalted-deeds--52/vow-of-poverty--3081/
Subduing Strike
https://dndtools.net/feats/book-of-exalted-deeds--52/subduing-strike--2808/
Nonlethal Substitution
https://dndtools.net/feats/book-of-exalted-deeds--52/nonlethal-substitution--2071/

Exalted bonus feats:
Nymph's Kiss
https://dndtools.net/feats/book-of-exalted-deeds--52/nymphs-kiss--2073/
Vow of Nonviolence
https://dndtools.net/feats/book-of-exalted-deeds--52/vow-of-nonviolence--3078/
Holy Subdual
https://dndtools.net/feats/book-of-exalted-deeds--52/holy-subdual--1404/

Traits:
Polite
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/trait:polite
Honest
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/trait:honest

Skills: (56 points)
Concentration - 8
Spellcraft - 8
Knowledge (Nature) - 8
Diplomacy - 8
Handle Animal - 8
Knowledge (Arcana) - 5
Knowledge (Religion) - 3
Survival - 8
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90893
90894
>>90892
>Nymph kiss
Hot.
She's looking good.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90894
90895
>>90893
Thank you.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90895
90896
>>90894
Any defined class to place Ash in?
Is she still just a druid?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90896
90897
>>90895
What do you mean defined class?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90897
90898
>>90896
What class or classes is she?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90898
90899
>>90897
5th level Druid, for now.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90899
90900
>>90898
Also, where's the nymph or driad 'intimate relationship'?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90900
90903
Spoilered
>>90899
She's a Druid, so she protects sprites as part of an ancient pact with all natural creatures.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90903
90906
>>90900
Understandable. If this char sheet actually comes to pass, you'll be able to lower the tensions with a diplomacy roll.
Also nice dubs.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90904
90905 90910
Fun fact if anyone here cares at all: I found out that if New Mareland has put in an effort towards improving the range of their aircraft, even if they somehow lost control of every airfield in Equestria, they could still reach much of Eastern Equestria using their BD-4 Manebourne strategic bombers. Especially if they took off from the islands of Eldoran, Boltaire, or Cross Island.

Also, rollcall, I suppose, since I have no idea who's on.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90905
>>90904
Hello Silver.
I am currently in this plane of existence, although it's mostly void currently.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90906
90907
>>90903
I'm here, but i'm also quite tired.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90907
90908
>>90906
Damn. Well, that sucks. Do you have a path for Ash to follow or should I make you leave and try to buy the foal then?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90908
90909
>>90907
>plan
Well... I'll admit I went off on a tangent and had her rant about the importance of being a good person.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90909
90911
>>90908
Oh. Well, have you rationalized anything since that tangent?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90910
>>90904
Am here
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90911
90912
>>90909
Well.. Not much. I've been thinking about it for some time, but idk if I can 100% it at 11:15 pm..
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90912
90913
>>90911
Will you be able to come up with something tomorrow?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90913
90914
>>90912
Yeah. I can do that.
Sorry about it, but i'm actually pretty busy on weekdays.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90914
>>90913
Don't worry. I get it.
I do want successful quests though, so try to think your way through this one.
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90915
90916 90919
I'm here, probably a little late
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90916
90917
>>90915
Maybe. We'll see.
I am always watching.
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90917
90918
>>90916
I need an adult
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90918
90922
>>90917
I AM AN ADULT.
Well, at least I'm allowed to drink alcohol legally, does that count?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90919
90920 90921
>>90915
What do?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90920
>>90919
Sue the changelings for stealing my identity.
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90921
90922
>>90919
First step would be find food for the Lings.
"Ihr Jungs isst Liebe, richtig?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90922
90923 90924
885203.jpeg
>>90918
No. Countries that are not America do not have reasonable alcohol laws. Not to imply that American alcohol laws are reasonable, but I mean they are worse in Not-America

>>90921
"Ja!"

Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90923
>>90922
But Anon, I AM american. Only that I'm in the south contient.
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90924
90926
>>90922
"Okay, bleib in der Nähe"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90925
90927
Brie takes flight, keeping a pace so that Kerr and Wesley can follow close behind, keeping an eye out for a large public area, preferrably someplace like a shopping area.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90926
1528324482617-3.png
>>90924
Wesley flaps his wings once and moves to Brie's side. Kerr, who has been off and somewhat aloof, now pulls up to Brie's side as well
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90927
90928
>>90925
There are no "shopping malls" as understood after the 1970s. What there are are various shops of different kinds periodically. department stores are the largest, but also general stores, all manner of specialty stores, and restaurants
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90928
90929
>>90927
Are the specialty stores in relative proximity to eachother?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90929
90930
>>90928
In most areas, no. They appear periodically on the ground floor of buildings that house apartments and offices. It stands to reason, however, that there are specifically commercial areas and "districts"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90930
90931
>>90929
>commercial district
Perfect! Plotting a course
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90931
90932
>>90930
It's essentially a long street of shops with more than a few department stores. Buildings vary in height from 1 to 4 floors
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90932
90933
>>90931
Perfect.
"Warum kaufen wir nicht ein bisschen ein, während wir einen Happen zum Essen finden?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90933
90934
209622 (2).jpeg
>>90932
Little Wesley wags his tail in enthusiasm as he follows Brie
"Klingt sehr gut!"

Kerr complies, but he remains fixated on the environment, seeming a little uneasy
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90934
90935
>>90933
I forget, but IIRC they are both disguised, correct?
"Etwas stimmt nicht Kerr?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90935
90936
>>90934
Yes. Wesley as a grey pegasus (like Silver's grandcolt), and Kerr as a purple-grey bat pony (looking like a young relative of Brie)

"Ponys haben die Kontrolle. Und sie werden nicht gerne gejagt"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90936
90937
>>90935
"Wahr. Kann ein Pony spüren, wenn es gefüttert wird?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90937
90938
just_a_taste_by_misteraibo-dayn7sg.gif
>>90936
"Ich glaube schon. Sie sehen aus, als ob sie Angst haben oder sogar ohnmächtig werden. Ich kann es dir zeigen, wenn du es herausfinden willst"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90938
90939
>>90937
"Ich dachte, du hättest gesagt, dass du Liebe isst. Sie werden nichts von mir finden, versichere ich Ihnen."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90939
90940
>>90938
"Du verstehst das nicht. Alle Kreaturen haben Liebe. Es ist die Basis für alle Wünsche und Motive, neben Angst und Hass. Es ist Teil der Magie, die deine Seele formt. Sie schmecken vielleicht nicht gut, aber auch Sie haben Liebe"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90940
90941
>>90939
"Faszinierend. Beim nächsten Mal vielleicht. Muss das Thema bewusst sein, damit dies geschieht?"


Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90941
90942
>>90940
"Nein, aber es hilft. Wenn sie nicht in einem Zustand der Liebe sind, kann nicht so viel extrahiert werden, bevor sie in Ohnmacht fallen. Aber jedes Pony kann bis zur Ohnmacht ausgelaugt werden"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90942
90943
>>90941
"Hmmm. Vielleicht ist das nicht der richtige Ort. Nach etwas Einkauf finden wir dann etwas."

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90943
90944
>>90942
During this small conversation, it was Wesley's turn to examine his surroundings, and look at the pony filled world around him.

And as he hears Brie say these words, the joy melts off of his face slowly, as the utopia of prancing candy canes and sugar cubes around him is revealed, only to be denied to him
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90944
90945
>>90943
"Mach's gut, Wesley, wir müssen noch einkaufen."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90945
90946
>>90944
"Für was?"

AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90946
90947
>>90945
"Richtige Kleidung, um zu beginnen. Wir haben eine Reise zu machen, und während Sie Jungs das Teil einfach sehen können, brauche ich etwas mehr Substanz."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90947
90948
>>90946
Wesley looks confused, not understanding Brie's meaning, or at least, his intent. Kerr, however, whispers
"Tu was du brauchst. Lass uns diese Sprache nicht öffentlich sprechen ..."
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90948
90949 90952
>>90947
"Ganz richtig. Lass uns dann gehen und in der Nähe bleiben. Kommunizieren Sie nur im Flüsterton."


Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90949
90950
>>90948
About what age is Brie?
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90950
90951 90952
>>90949
As ponies age, about mid 30's
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90951
>>90950
That's an aged boi
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90952
90953
>>90950
>>90948
>>90948
"In Ordung. Wenn Ponys fragen, bin ich dein dummer Sohn, der nicht sprechen kann, und er ist mein Schulfreund"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90953
90954
>>90952
Brie looks at Kerr, rather impressed. "Guter Einfall. Ich wollte es spontan spielen, aber das funktioniert gut. Du brauchst dich nicht dumm zu nennen."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90954
90955
>>90953
He whispers "Was nennen Sie sonst ein Pony, das kein Pony spricht oder versteht? Kaufen Sie jetzt die Sachen, bevor mein Bruder entscheidet, dass Sie gut schmecken"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90955
90956
>>90954
Brie bows slightly and directs the colts toward a fancy clothier.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90956
90958
>>90955
He finds none other than a path tread well before: the Baltimare Branch of the high class "Pommel" chain. A pony named Trim Fit asks "How may I be of assistance for you today. He looks down and notices the foals, but says nothing
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90958
90959
>>90956
"Good afternoon my good stallion. I shall need a proper suit to go with my vest."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90959
90960
>>90958
"For what sort of occasion?"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90960
90961
>>90959
"Making a good impression. The colts and I are to be leaving to visit distant relatives."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90961
90962
>>90960
He rubs his chin in silent contemplation.
"It seems that you need something high class, yet versatile enough to wear for most occasions, and comfortable enough to wear several days in a week. I think our best suits for that are to our left. Let e ask you, what sot of weather are you anticipating, and do you have any special needs?"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90962
90963
>>90961
"Yes, let me look here. It's been many years since I've visited so I can't speak to the weather, but what do you mean by special needs?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90963
90964 90966
>>90962
"If you were anticipating your clothing protecting you from difficulties beyond a simple spilled beverage or a cold breeze"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90964
90965
>>90963
Do all shopkeeps sell advanced spy gear nowadays?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90965
90967
>>90964
It's actually the same one
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90966
90968
>>90963
"Hmmm. Not a bad idea, but let me decide on the suit first."
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90967
>>90965
Oh, whoops.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90968
90969
>>90966
"Very well, we have a number of sets, as you see, over here. I recommend a bow tie, should you intend to fly."

The suits are, in a way, standard for male formal wear for the century, with undershirts (or Brie can just keep his vest) and a number of suits. They vary from solid colors to plaid to checkers, most on the lighter side. The clothing is undeniably formal, yet not so much as a wedding tuxedo. They likewise vary by warmth: Deep Winter, cold, cool, nuetral, warm, and very warm. Yes, they are made for winged ponies
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90969
90970
>>90968
Brie glances at Slim. "Something like this would be fine I think. How much does such a suit run?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90970
90971
>>90969
"50 bits for a single set"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90971
90972
>>90970
"I see. And if I did want it a bit more durable, would you be modifying the suit? I'd prefer that any such embellishments be,... discreet."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90972
90973
>>90971
"But of course. It would appear to be... warmer, but otherwise, utterly indistinguishable to the observer"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90973
90974
>>90972
"Still lightweight and quiet I hope, I would hate to be clinking around."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90974
90975
>>90973
"It is silent, or as silent as it can be. As for weight, it certainly should be so much that you could not walk a great distance with it, or fly"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90975
90976
>>90974
"That sounds perfect. So it would be 50 for the suit and how much for the embellishments?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90976
90977
>>90975
"300 additional for the basic add on, for 350 total""
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90977
90978
>>90976
"Excllent. Do you carry colt sizes?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90978
90979
>>90977
He looks down
"One moment"
He walks out, and returns after a minute
"Indeed we do"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90979
90980
>>90978
"I trust they will need to be fitted?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90980
90981
>>90979
"I take it you wish to purchase the same for these two as for yourself?"
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
?
No.90981
90982
>>90980
"They needn't be identical, and I gather you are the expert in style and color coordination. Select something that you feel would be fetching. Slightly on the warmer side I think, it gets a bit cool where we're headed."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90982
90983 90987
>>90981
He smiles
"Very well"

A more detailed description of what is produced will come tomorrow. But for now, I must sleep
AnonEEEEmous
zjQLO
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No.90983
As soon as Fit is out of earshot, Brie would whisper "Nur um sicher zu gehen, Sie bekommen Ihre eigenen Klamotten. Es wird gut sein, wenn du dich umwandelst, aber das bedeutet nicht, dass wir nicht auf andere Probleme stoßen werden."
to the Lings
>>90982
K
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90984
90985
>tfw last 50 posts isn't nearly enough
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90985
90986
>>90984
Barbie Brie going shopping for some classy suits.
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90986
90987
>>90985
Thanks
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90987
90996
>>90986
So, have you thought up something?
>>90982
Is Ash's character sheet at >>90892 acceptable?
I would like someone with diplomacy right about now.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90988
90989 90990
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>>90548
Silver is kill, but though Silver is gone, Blue Skies talks on, as though giving a grand speech she has memorized before.

She tells of the conquest and the occupation of an area of Griffonia known as "the Frontier," an area of sparsely populated griffon land that separates the Eastern ponies from the more serious Griffin nations.

Some of this land had once belonged to the Eastern ponies, cultures disposed, oppressed, or even exterminated. Most of it became the Empire's forward operating base of terror: the Host's twice yearly raids into pony lands, and the scheming crusades of the Knightly orders. All carried out the will of the Emperor to maim, mangle and mar the vibrant pony societies of the east, in exchange their petty baronies and fiefdoms. What had they done with this land in all this time, exactly. It remains wild, undeveloped, with neither the industry nor the culture of the ponylands of the east, and certainly nothing like Equestria.

Or so it had been. In the span of less than a year, the guns of the New Marelanders left these lands under pony control, a state it had not been in for hundreds of years. All of it. The entire frontier. There was something almost magical about this fact to her. Something shown in her eyes, and her smile, though it remained vicious carried in it a happiness more so than normal. To think that these ponies had achieved in months what the none of the Eastern ponies had the will or follow through - or where applicable, the power - to achieve after centuries of torment from the griffins. To be sure, they would talk of standing as a bulwark against the griffin menace, but the Equestrians of Griffonia had done it. For they themselves lived on lived on stolen Griffin land. They dealt with Griffins both living among them and across their borders. In a way, it was only natural that they would be the ones to take that first step in the sacred crusade against the Griffin menace.

But though Blue Skies is an idealist, she is also a pragmatist. The new territories may have been easy enough to take, but they would be far more difficult to hold. Almost 11 million griffin subjects lived in the frontier, or twice the pony population of Equestria’s Griffonian colony. Thus the question, how to keep them? This was not straightforward, as the geopolitical situation imposed special constraints. First, ponypower was strained to the limit, and any colonial occupation must consist of an absolute minimum of military forces and administrators. The second is that these territories would have to be profitable if the colony as a whole were to survive, so whatever what put in must be less than what is taken out.

The first step was to divide the subject nations into smaller entities, generally administrative units based upon cultural or historical commonalities. This was easiest in locations like Zaphzia, where the nation was a collection of tribes. Divide the nation into its constituent tribes, emphasize the differences between the tribes, try to erase commonalities uniting the tribes, and any rebellion would have more difficulty in uniting the nation against its occupiers. Each unit would then have a pony administrator on the higher “federal” level to oversee taxation and order, but also a separate local administration, that where possible, represented a continuation of the preexisting political, social, and economic order of the territory. The theory was that if that if the occupation were perceived as mostly a continuation of the status quo, it would be more palatable. The question remained, how to govern these territorial units?
History and happenstance provided a helping hoof… or in this case, a helping claw. They were not the first to subjugate great masses of griffins. Griffinhiem herself had once subjugated these lands, and the states themselves were mostly – mostly – ruled by a tiny wealthy elite, with the vast majority having no say in the political order. Some areas, most particularly in Lushi, were feudal baronies, with a tiny number griffin nobles ruling over masses of disenfranchised serfs. All that needed be done in those areas was to shoot all nobles who opposed foreign rule or were too incompetent to keep in power, and leave in power those who were willing to collaborate, while dividing the possessions of the removed nobles amongst the populous, the loyal nobles, and new occupiers. Thus, every griffin could feel as if the change in administration had lead to a material improvement in their wellbeing, while not causing much harm…. At least to them personally.

In locations like Gryphus, where the land had been ruled by merchant oligarchy, the Bourgeoise more numerous, and the difference between the poor and the rich smaller, occupation was more difficult. While it was simple enough to replace the existing governing councils with councils filled with griffins friendlier to the occupation, this represented a change in the way that the councils were selected, and an obvious loss of freedom to at least some of the inhabitants. But such a change was unavoidable. At least, what could be done was to develop New Mareland owned industries in parts of the region, invite portions of the griffin merchant class as partners in the enterprise, and then elevate these griffins to leadership. Grifoinia was almost blessed with backwardness. Griffins were accustomed to living in hierarchical societies that were non-responsive to their own needs or concerns. The lands were so far behind the Equestrian level of industrialization that any introduction of more serious technology would result in a massive increase in living standards.
Anonymous
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No.90989
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>>90988
>>90548
Other steps would be necessary for any long-term occupation. One of the first things any new autocrat does to prove his rule is to woo the masses with grand, collective projects, either wars or building projects. Since the griffins do not care for pony wars, this meant railway projects, dams, and the like. New railways were built into frontier areas, and a central rail line ran from the port in the south up through the frontier to the north. While the amount of money that could be spent on such projects was very limited, rail lines were essential to the exploitation of the region, industrial development, and any massive movement of troops that would occur should the frontier territories be used to launch future invasions.

A standard for civil service was put in place, requiring new civil servants in the administration to be fluent in ponish. This of course meant that ponies tended to pass the exam, and if any griffins did so there were more assimilated into pony culture. The police of the territories were recruited from among the griffins, although they would often be deployed into different geographical and cultural territories, to reduce their loyalty to the populations they would garrison and police. While the highest levels of the civilian and military administration were almost always ponies, an ambitious and competent griffin certainly could make a viable career in the military or civil service of the occupiers. Only a competent griffin of course – there was more than enough oversight at this level to ensure that.

Beyond making Rule by pony tolerable, it must also be made – in time – Natural. The Griffins would learn in the schools and their new curriculums that the Pony, and the Pony alone, has a special place in history. It is the pony who is the master of magic, the master of technology, and above all else, has mastered friendship and harmony. The Pony thus has a right like none other to hegemon over all other races. To take the land of others to secure its own safety, its own preservation – and its own Glory. If griffins were allowed to participate in any level of society – military, economic, administration – as if they were equals of the Pony, it was not because of the equality of the races, but as proof of the Pony’s mastery of Harmony.

But all of this would not be enough to make rule over the Frontier lands stable. What was needed was to make the frontier truly pony land was ponies. Settlers would populate sparse countryside, as famers, prospectors, and miners, eventually forming enclave pony communities, and the core of a ruling minority pony nation. The land for these operations could be taken in part from unsettled wilderness, and in part confiscated from natives who are resettled elsewhere. The Eastern areas of the old Host and old Hellquill especially where designated to be cleared, or at least, thinned, of Griffins. And these Griffins in turn would be encouraged to emigrate to Griffin countries, or resettled further South and West. This process was easier in Hellquil, where fully 20% of the griffin population were recent immigrants from Griffinhiem. They could simply be sent back. Something special was planned for some of the remaining population.

But now the question, where to find the ponies? Hellquill and Longsword had indigenous pony populations. Ilgarkadija had a very large pony population, that even as the griffins shot, burned and slew many, fought back, and numbered over one half million by the time of liberation. The ponies of former Hellsword had not fared as well against the pure black evil of the griffins. Of Hellquill’s 1007 population of 360,000, at most a few tens of thousands remained alive in the country, with a few tens of thousands living as refugees in the Riverlands or Longsword. It was populating the actually griffin pony countries with settlers that would prove more challenging. New Mareland itself was settled upon land adversely acquired from native griffins and had a huge griffin minority. The government sought immigrants from Equestria before the depression made that impossible, and no ponies could be spared. Tens of Millions of ponies lived right over the border from the Frontier. The problem was, naturally, that these ponies lived in foreign nations that were ideologically hostile to the occupying government. Still, a few hundred thousand could be expected to immigrate, mostly from Lake City. If only there were another source…

At this point, Silver is presumably nearing the end of his meal, as Blue Skies lectures on.
Silver
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>>90988
>>90989
Silver is very much liv, even if he remains quiet during much of Blue's grand lecture. He's starting to enjoy listening and learning about this part of the world he hasn't heard of before, even if he's finding its griffon inhabitants extremely objectionable.

As the lecture nears its end, he freezes just before one of the last bites of his burger. 'If only there were another source…
'


"...So, that is why New Mareland decided to invade Equestria, or at least part of reason. Ponies."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90991
90992
>>90990
Blue Skies is almost surprised to see the corpse across from her animate. Then she smiles, and says

"New Mareland invaded in part because of the threat the Harmonic government posed to its independence and its existence, and partly out of the desire to save their little ponies from becoming Chrysalis's subjects, everyone of them"
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90992
90993
>>90991
As with most 'official statements', it's eyeroll worthy enough to get a similar reaction out of Silver. "Of course...still, you can not deny that it helps New Mareland out very much to have control of largest population of ponies in world to use to resettle these Frontier lands you speak of."

Obviously wanting to change the subject away from something that would inevitably lead to an argument, he takes one of the last couple bites of his burger. "So, Lake City. What is it like?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90993
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>>90992
“The Frontier lands are only a beginning...”

“I’ve only been to Lake City twice, since it’s a bit further west than I was used to traveling. It’s a pony nation-state, where they speak a different language, do not worship Celestia, and have different architecture than in Equestria. It’s less industrial, less wealthy, and less harmonic than here. Colder too.”
Silver
NJdlu
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>>90993
Silver decides to ignore the ominous statement about the Frontier lands. "But what was it like? What made it special compared to its neighbors? In fact, who were its neighbors? It is not place I have heard much off, if at all."
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
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No.90995
90997
>>90994
*much of

Is Greneclyf Harmonist, Communist, or Fascist in this universe? I haven't seen them go down the same path twice, even with Historical Focuses on.
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90996
90999
>>90987
I have a few ideas.
I too would like diplomacy, because the pacifist build will be next to impossible without it.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90997
90998
>>90994
"I can't say I have that much experience with them. I couldn't speak the language when I was there. What I can say is that it was more like Equestria in many ways than Nimbusia. They elected their government. They didn't like griffins, and the Stallions there were much the same as Stallions everywhere. It's neighbors were"
She starts looking a bit up, and to the left
"Deponya, Rikejeck... Rikojekavik.. Reykjekvik... River City, and" She makes an expression of disgust "Wittenland"

>>90995
Alas, if only somepony knew
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90998
>>90997
If only.

"Rijekograd, in River Republic? I have heard of them, actually. They are supposed to be something like 'Equestria of East', yes? I have not heard of Deponya or Wittenland, otherwise."

With a final bite, he finishes off the burger, satisfied with his meal. "It is clear you do not like this Wittenland, for some reason. What is it?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90999
>>90996
Alright, whenever you're ready to roll, I'll be ready.
I wonder oh I wonder if the GM will at least accept your skills.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.91002
NEW THREAD >>91000 →
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.91007
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/91000.html#91004