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Occupied Equestria
RRSXS
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No.74695
74703
Welcome back to thread number like 5 or 6 of Occupied Equestria, a My Little Pony RP based heavily upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and using the mechanics of D&D 3.5, and set in South-East Equestria after it has been conquered and split between the Changelings and a foreign fascist power

Onyx is cleaning glasses, Spark has secured a contract to clear a quarry of Zombies for a real estate developer, Silver is eating meat, Ash and Iron are trying to raid what they believe to be a gangster's den, and Dark Star is holding hooves.
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1927 replies and 44 files omitted.
Anonymous
rWDxz
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No.75920
75922
>>75916
"Well, they did provide me a lunch meal earlier today"

>>75917
I'll figure out the timeline firmly at some point
Iron OOC
7D381
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No.75921
>>75919
It's really not, but I feel refreshed from the water anyways.
Anonymous
UjWrL
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No.75922
75923
>>75920
"Stalion i havent eaten since they brought me in. this has to be against some law."
>tfw theres no good alternative for the word man
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75923
75924 75925
>>75922
>>75916
As on cue, an officer approaches. It's the Green Earth Pony Stallion you recall from your first interview, the one with the wooden leg. As he slowly limps up, he says "Alright, your bond hearing is scheduled for 30 minute from now, so you need to go. Not you." That last phrase being directed at Dark Star, He limps up, unlocks the door, and slowly carries away the grey communist.

After a minute, a familiar Ice blue figure trots on in. "Not bad."
Iron OOC
7D381
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No.75924
75925 75927
>>75923
TIME TO ERP SOME PRISONERXGUARD, BABY.
Anonymous
UjWrL
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No.75925
75926 75927
>>75923
"You cant just not feed me you dirty Fascist! oh haha sorry i got lost in the character for a second.
i guess i work for "the slaughter king" now."
>>75924
WRITE IT!
Iron OOC
7D381
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No.75926
75928
>>75925
Aw come on, better to happen in-game than not. I'm not the GM here, just a player.
Anonymous
rWDxz
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No.75927
75929 75930
>>75925
"Indeed. That will be consistent with the theories that many of them have about an outside group being responsible. The Waterfront gang - they will know better. Hard to say what they will think when this circulates to them"

>>75924
He hasn't washed himself since they did Anal
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75928
>>75926
Gibe fic!
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.75929
75930
>>75927
Oh, nevermind then. Dark Star is one smelly boi.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75930
75931 75932
>>75927
>>75929
>spoiler
i knew i was forgetting something thats more on my incompetence than him being a dirty boi by nature
>>75927
"i hope i somewhat redeemed myself for my fuck up with the prisoner.hows work going so far today?"
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75931
75932 75933
>>75930
"Well, if nothing else, I don't think he suspects you are working for the Black Hooves. If he ever suspects that you are lying, he'll probably suspect something else. We could probably release him into the wild soon enough. He might even believe your story of being betrayed by the Slaughter King and be willing to see you again. I don't think the gangs will react as positively

And as for me, your work last night has kept me busy today"
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.75932
75933
>>75930
>>75931
I'm having smol nap, so don't worry if I don't say much.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75933
75934 75935
>>75931
"i dont think he thinks i was lying,Sorry we couldn't have a big finish to our date."
Dark Star looks sad
"Oh and hey before i forget, Could you help me out with this gold?"
>>75932
Have a nice nap
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75934
75935 75936
>>75933
She softens her eyes and shows off her eye lashes. She places a hoof on Dark Star's shoulder and touches his mane

"Don't be sad, it was only my lunch break. I was on borrowed time anyways. You did well. Very romantic, You would have earned your kiss from your dream fillie. Well, I would have slept with you after that, but don't take me as your standard. You would have earned a kiss."
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75935
75936
>>75934
>>75933
"Gold. Oh yes. We can exchange that"
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75936
75937
>>75934
"thats sweet of you to say. you are no where near standard Blue. you are the best."
>>75935
"Great. i was looking to buy some new armor"
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75937
75938
>>75936
She blushes
"D'aww. Well, let me take you to get you cashed out." She holds onto his still cuffed hooves, and leads him out of the cell and upstairs
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75938
75939
>>75937
"you know maybe i should buy some fuzzy hoof cuffs."
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75939
75940
>>75938
She takes him up one flight of stairs to the first floor, and down the hallway to the end. Then she turns a corner. Only then does she turn to dark star, and carefully remove the cuffs
"hehe, what do you need fuzzy hoof cuffs for?"
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75940
75941
>>75939
"hmmmm i wouldn't know"
He winks
"maybe you'll find out later"
"oh and you look really cute in your uniform."
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75941
75942
>>75940
"I've always thought you Earth Ponies liked being dominated by Pegasi...

You really think so? I have a full officer's uniform, I just don't wear it often because my job requires more subtlety"
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75942
75943
>>75941
>"I've always thought you Earth Ponies liked being dominated by Pegasi…
"we do sometimes."
he winks again
"you Should wear that next time."
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75943
75944
>>75942
She moves her tail a bit, and smiles
"Here we are"
She opens the door to a room with a number of desks, and pulls a key from her her folded wing to unlock a safe
"Alright, hand me the gold"
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75944
75945 75946
>>75943
Hoofs overs the gold
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75945
75946 75947
>>75944
She takes the gold, and inspects it, then looks to a sheet of paper
"Cash value 4200." She opens the safe, and starts pulling out currency
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75946
75947
>>75944
>>75945
She places the gold in the safe, locks it, and gives 4200 bits in paper currency to Dark Star, and then starts writing something down on a sheet of paper

"Alright... Here are your bits. I guess you're free to go about your day"
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75947
75948
>>75945
>>75946
"Thanks blue. sorry about that whole incident again. Spark wanted me to help him deal with some monsters in [insert quarry address here], So if You need me thats where ill be. what time do you get off of work?"
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75948
75949
>>75947
"You are welcome. I'm here till 5 or until they don't need me. At least another hour or more"
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75949
75950
>>75948
"Maybe after i shoot some monsters we could go see a movermovie?"
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75950
75951
>>75949
She smiles
"I'd like that"
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75951
75957
>>75950
He kisses her on the cheek then starts to leave
"ill see you then blue."
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
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No.75952
75953 75957 75959
Rollcall?
Anonymous
UjWrL
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No.75953
75954
>>75952
i think Spark and Oynx are still not here.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
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No.75954
75955
>>75953
Probably not. Hoping they get here sometime. There's not much Silver and Star can do on their own right now.
Anonymous
UjWrL
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No.75955
75956
>>75954
We could look for a side quest while they are out and finish the monster hunt with them.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.75956
75958
>>75955
Maybe, but then you'd end up with the issue of what happens if they come back and both Silver and Star are off doing their own thing.
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75957
75958
>>75951
She blushes with the kiss, and gives her wicked smile
"Is that all?"

>>75952
My parents want me to do a job application and set up a new phone
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75958
>>75956
yea that would be a problem.
>>75957
Dark Star snickers a bit
"For now. ill give you the rest later tonight."
Iron OOC
7D381
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No.75959
75960
>>75952
I woke up now.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75960
75961
_billy.jpg
>>75959
Welcome back
>pic unrelated
Iron OOC
7D381
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No.75961
75962
>>75960
So, what did I miss? I feel like I'm going to phonepost if I can play again. Anything important I should know?
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75962
75963 75969
>>75961
Sorry, the electricity went out.
All thats happend thus far is that Dark Star accidentally saw a communist that was at the docks and the commie recognized Dark Star, so dark star had blue put him in the cell with the commie and dark star was able to convince the commie he was working for a gang boss named "the slaughter king" then he got the gold cashed into bits and got a date with blue at the movies.
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.75963
75966 75967
>>75962
Cool blues. Think Spark and Onyx will appear shortly?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
6/NvQ
?
No.75964
75965
I'm going to be in a car for two hours, but cellphone service is shitty.
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.75965
>>75964
It's not going to matter a lot until the stallion gang actually makes their own sidequest and go to bed ingame.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75966
>>75963
i hope they do.
That Sorcerer Guy
XNS/x
?
No.75967
75968 75969 75972
>>75963
I'm back. Are we still waiting for Dark Star to return to that tailor?
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.75968
>>75967
Yep.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75969
>>75967
He is in the process of returning there
>>75962

Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.75970
75971
My Internet is currently being the big gay, so I apologize in advance if I seem inactive.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75971
>>75970
F
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75972
75973
>>75967
Spark can seek to purchase items or look around
Shimmering Spark
XNS/x
?
No.75973
75977
>>75972
I look around the shop.
"Just out of curiosity, what is your most expensive item?"
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.75974
75975
[Knocking on Wood Intensifies]
I think my connection is no longer in the shitter.
[KNOCKING ON WOOD INTENSIFIES]
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75975
75976
>>75974
pls intreenet dont be a shit
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.75976
>>75975
This.
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75977
75978 75979 75980 75982
>>75973
"You'd be amazed by some of the wonders we could request from Canterlot"
Shimmering Spark
XNS/x
?
No.75978
75979 75982 75986
>>75977
"Yeah. There is no way I could ever afford that. But a pony can dream."
I look toward Silver.
"Sure is taking Dark Star a long time. Hope that his isn't in some sort of trouble already."
Anonymous
n9jZ4
?
No.75979
75981 75982 75984
>>75978
He nods, turning from looking out the window to looking at the tailor.
>>75977
"Do you happen to know where nearest potion shop is?"
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.75980
>>75977
I'll be phoneposting for the time bring if anyone requests my presence.
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.75981
>>75979
Forgot the name field.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75982
75984
>>75979
>>75978
>>75977
Whistling horse noises
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
6/NvQ
?
No.75983
[sleeping kirin noises]
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75984
75985 75986
>>75979
"But of course. Down the street, take a left, seven blocks that way"

>>75982
Dark Star now has something like 10,150 bits, or something
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75985
75991
>>75984
his coin pouch sounds like a xlyphone
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.75986
75987
>>75984
He nods, and turns once more towards Spark.
>>75978
"I forgot to stock up on health potions. Would you mind staying here and letting Star know I will be back here shortly, if he comes back before me?
Shimmering Spark
XNS/x
?
No.75987
75988 75991 76046
>>75986
"Sure thing."
I continue to study the items of the shop.
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.75988
75989 75991
>>75987
With that, Silver hurries his way down to the potion shop.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75989
75990
>>75988
i wonder if we run into each other?
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.75990
>>75989
Maybe?
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75991
75992 75993
>>75985
Don't worry about your stealth or carrying capacity. Blue Skies knows Dark Star's... weak muscles. She gave him paper money.

>>75987
See if there are any items you want and can afford in the SRD. Spark, at present, has 3500 bits on him, which is less than most items, but enough for some
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Rings
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Magic_Items

>>75988
The directions given to Silver by Trim Fit lead him to a an Alchemical shop with the simple name of "Potions and Brews." Inside he sees a black Earth pony with a short cut and upwards pointing white mane, as well as a juvenile Zebra stallion with a similar cut to his black mane.

"What can we get for you?"

https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Potions
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.75992
75994
>>75991
He places three separate Bit pouches tied closed with white-colored rope, each with 100 Bits inside them. "Six Potions of Cure Light Wounds, if it pleases you."
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75993
75994
>>75991
F
>7 str gang gang
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75994
75995 75996 76005
>>75992
Now how much did he start with? He found 300 and spent something like 50

>>75993
I think there is like a magic belt of strength. Blue Skies would appreciate the investment
Or, just switch out one stat for another
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.75995
75997
>>75994
About 500 is what I gave him to start.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75996
75997
>>75994
its 6k out of my price range
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.75997
75998 75999 76000 76005
>>75995
Okay...

The stallion hands over the six bottles

>>75996
Did you apply the +2 racial bonus for Earth pony in making that calculation? Also, Gauntlets of Ogre Power are only 4000 and give +2
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.75998
76002
>>75997
Is that a problem?
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.75999
76002 76005
>>75997
no i didnt
>9 str gang gang
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76000
>>75997
Don't forget the +2 to Con as well
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
6/NvQ
?
No.76001
>tfw no racial mods
At least I can move stuff with my horn: that's been indespensibly useful so far.
>When your spell has multiple components
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.76002
76004 76005 76006
>>75998
I guess I let Dark Star start with 8000...

>>75999
Congratulations! You are now the equal in strength to the Unicorn Sorcerer and the dainty female Pegasus rogue. Hooray for the Earth Pony tribe
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
6/NvQ
?
No.76003
>tfw no racial mods
At least I can move stuff with my horn: that's been indespensibly useful so far.
>When your spell has multiple components
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
6/NvQ
?
No.76004
76007
>>76002
My Str is 7.
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76005
76007
>>75999
>14 str unicorn gang gang
>>75994
Wait, you can switch out stats?
>>76002
Alrighty then.
>>75997
He puts them into some potion-sized slots inside his saddlebags. "Thank you, this will be very helpful."
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76006
76007
>>76002
i just came here to have fun and honestly im feeling so attacked right now!
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.76007
76008 76009 76010
>>76004
You can transform into a Bear. Hush

>>76005
"You're welcome. Come back anytime!"

>>76006
Dark Star can almost hear Blue Skies, coming to help him feel better about himself
"There there Dark Star. Not every dirt horse is meant for the fields. You're more of a... House pony." The image pats his back
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
6/NvQ
?
No.76008
76010
>>76007
Actually, I can't do that yet.
I can turn into a dog though.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76009
76014
>>76007
F
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76010
76014
>>76007
"That I will. Have good day." He exits the store and heads on back to the tailor.
>>76008
But you CAN turn into a fire demon pony of hatred and anger.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
6/NvQ
?
No.76011
[snores in Draconic]
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
6/NvQ
?
No.76012
76013
sparkler2-1.jpg

Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76013
>>76012
What a dick move.

Funny nonetheless
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.76014
76015 76017 76019 76039
>>76010
>>76009
>>76010
Alright, so would anypony like to buy anything at the tailor?

Dark Star 10150 bits Be aware that weapons are also needed, and if you intend to keep a mare, leave at least 500 in reserve

Silver: 750. You may want more than just a sword
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76015
76016
>>76014
How much is a +1 flak jacket?
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.76016
76037 76072
>>76015
1200 for a +1, AC 5
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76017
76018 76019
>>76014
So, the tailor carries armor. Does that also include shields?
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.76018
>>76017
Yes
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76019
76020
>>76014
>>76017
I'm also assuming the tailor doesn't carry weapons or any other equipment of that sort.
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.76020
76021
>>76019
Trim Fit: "We have special items for customers with... 'special needs.' But weapons are not among our inventory"
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76021
76022
>>76020
Silver furrows his brows at Trim Fit, taking the phrase the wrong way.
Anonymous
rWDxz
?
No.76022
76023
>>76021
He stands stoically and unaffected
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76023
76041
>>76022
"...I will assume you are not insulting my intelligence and instead that I simply do not understand phrase."
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76024
76025
But yeah, I have no idea what Trim Fit meant by "special items".
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76025
76026
>>76024
Cause your horn is flaccid.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76026
76027
>>76025
>9 int gang gang
But you know what ISN'T flaccid?
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76027
76028
>>76026
Your hooves?
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76028
76029
>>76027
...To be honest, I don't know what isn't flaccid. I'm just making this shit up as I go along.
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76029
76030
>>76028
What was your strength again? I think your hooves are decent looking.

Can't compare to Iron's big buff hooves though
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76030
76031
>>76029
14 after racial penalties. If I can switch ability scores then I'd like to switch Silver's strength and dexterity so he can have 15.
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76031
76032
>>76030
I would say stick with it. Having some dex unlocks some cool feats.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76032
>>76031
Yeah, but his current 17 dex would just drop by one to 16. I'm not sure there's anything that Silver would lose out on from that.
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76033
76034
I suggest looking a little into it to see if it's viable or better. Not sure if the change in stats will make a positive diference.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76034
76035
>>76033
As far as I can tell, there's no real difference between having 17 dex and having 16 dex. Meanwhile, going from 14 to 15 strength would add 25 pounds to Silver's max carrying capacity.

Also: is there a way to improve a character's ability scores without having to take the Great Ability feats?
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76035
>>76034
Plus strength is pretty damn important to Fighters, more so than even dex.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76036
76037 76038 76053
...Did everyone fall asleep?
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76037
76043
>>76036
im still here
>>76016
Dark star buys one
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76038
76039
>>76036
Almost did.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76039
76040
>>76014
So, anyways, until I figure out what "special items" Trim Fit has in stock, I guess I'm going for whatever the WWII equivalent of a tower shield is and a metal reinforced flak jacket (breastplate).
>>76038
I was just wondering so I didn't wait around by myself like a fool.
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76040
>>76039
I would do the same if I were you.
Anonymous
F5rbw
?
No.76041
76042
>>76023
“You assume correctly. We sell stallion’s apparel, and for most, that means business suits, tuxedos and the like. But a few with more... shall we say, ‘dangerous’ professions require suits made of harder material than silk, cotton, or wool”
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76042
76043
>>76041
This he understands. "I was browsing some of that myself while my friend was doing his shopping earlier."
Anonymous
F5rbw
?
No.76043
76044 76045 76046
I CAN POST NORMALLY FROM THIS NEW PHONE!

>>76037
It is so

>>76042
“Did you find anything you like?”
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76044
>>76043
GM has levelled up!
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76045
76046 76047
>>76043
He looks back over at the flak jackets he was looking at earlier. "I saw one of those, but reinforced with metal. Looked strong, , easy to move in, and lighter than my current armor. And I believe I also saw something that looked like large shield, almost like old tower shield from long ago. Not normally my thing, but...well, these times are much different from before. Might prove to be useful."
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76046
76048 76051 76052
>>76043
>>76045
>>75987
"Hey guys."
Anonymous
F5rbw
?
No.76047
76048
>>76045
Breast plate and tower shield?
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76048
76050 76051
>>76047
Yup.
>>76046
Silver turns away from his purchase towards Star. "Ah, you are back!"
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76049
I'll be back in a short few minutes. Gonna eat.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76050
76054 76056
>>76048
"yea i ran into a communist."
Anonymous
F5rbw
?
No.76051
76056
>>76048
“250 bits”

>>76046
Hello
Shimmering Spark
XNS/x
?
No.76052
76054
>>76046
"There you are."
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
2OpzH
?
No.76053
>>76036
I am very tired.

My character is asleep though.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76054
>>76052
>>76050

Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
2OpzH
?
No.76055
[sleeping kirin noises]
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76056
76057
>>76050
"You ran into communist? Where did you do that?"
>>76051
He hands over the Bits in three pouches: two with 100 each tied off with white rope, and one with 50 tied off with yellow rope.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76057
76058
>>76056
"A jail cell."
n9jZ4
?
No.76058
76059
[1d20+3 = 10]
>>76057
Sense Motive: "..." He stares very intensely at Dark Star, trying to determine if it was Black Hooves business, or if he actually managed to do something in the time he was gone to land himself in jail.
UjWrL
?
No.76059
76060
[1d20+5 = 20]
>>76058
Opposed bluff check
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76060
76061
>>76059
Pulling up nothing, Silver's left with a slight sense of unease. "...Okay then..."
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76061
76062 76063
>>76060
"i also got a date after we kill the monsters."
happy horse noises
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76062
76063 76064
>>76061
"So, you found yourself some...ugh, what did they use to call...ah, right, 'special somepony'?"
Iron OOC
YzrSF
?
No.76063
>>76061
>>76062
Iron smiles in his sleep, knowing what he did.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76064
76065 76066
>>76062
"Yes shes the most wonderful pony ive met."
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76065
76068
>>76064
Silver smiles. "I wish you best of luck with this mare, my friend. Love is truly wonderful thing. If I could go through it all again, I would do so in heartbeat."
Iron OOC
AP9mC
?
No.76066
76067
>>76064
Jeez, what took you so long? Were you having wet dreams already?
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76067
_tiara smug.jpg
>>76066

Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76068
76069
>>76065
"Thank you silver. thats nice of you? did you want me to pay half on your armor?"
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76069
76070
>>76068
"If that is what you want, I will not stop you. But I am fine if you do not."
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76070
76071
>>76069
"How much is it?"
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76071
76073
>>76070
"It was 250 Bits, he said."
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76072
>>76016
ac 5?
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76073
76074
>>76071
"Heres 150."
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76074
76075
>>76073
"Oh, well thank you." He takes the paper notes Star hands him, looking them over. They're something he hasn't really seen much of. "...So, these are what ponies use as Bits now? Seems interesting."
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76075
76076
>>76074
"Yea this is the first time ive ever had these. they seem strange but useful."
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76076
76077
>>76075
"Certainly lighter, I will give them that. I guess they really did find way to turn paper into gold." He folds the notes up and puts them in a pocket on his fatigues. "Anyways, would you mind helping me with taking off this armor, so I can try on new armor?
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76077
76078
>>76076
"yea sure,no problem. wow this armor looks like its seen some fights."
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76078
76079
>>76077
"It has served me well, even since war and beyond." With Star's help, he takes off his heavy metal cuirass, and puts on the reinforced flak jacket. "Hmm...it feels sturdy. And yet it is much lighter than old armor." He moves around a bit to get a feel for wearing it. "Yes. I do not feel so weighed down. Like I can move freely. Is this what these 'flak jackets' have always been like?"
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76079
76080
>>76078
sorry anon i gotta sleep
"The technology has recently got better for them in the last 15-20 years."
Silver
n9jZ4
?
No.76080
>>76079
It's fine. Sleep well!
Silver looks like he feels 20 years younger. "And here I thought they were just thick cloth and fluff."
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76081
76082 76087
Is anyone here at the current time?
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76082
76083
>>76081
Yup. I was going to play some Victoria 2 if no one else was on.
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76083
76084
>>76082
You should go ahead. Dark Star is not showing up soon enough and the GM's time schedule is a mystery. Also Onyx is becoming Brie 2.0
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76084
76085
>>76083
I'm starting to think that we'll end up carrying an unconscious Onyx through the entire mission.

Anyways, I'll try to check up on the thread every so often, so I don't miss anything.
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76085
76086
>>76084
I'll fill you in if something important happens.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76086
>>76085
Thanks. Now, onto kicking the USA's ass as a nation of colorful pastel ponies.
Your Most Humble Agent
F5rbw
?
No.76087
76088 76092
>>76081
I’m here
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76088
76089
>>76087
Hey GM, if the player controlling Onyx doesn't arrive when the sidequest/combat starts, what will happen to him?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
hiF2q
?
No.76089
76090
>>76088
His character will get >raped.
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76090
76091
>>76089
It would be funny that the enemy uses Onyx as a statue until the player comes back, then he has the ultimate advantage.
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
hiF2q
?
No.76091
>>76090
:3
It would indeed.
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76092
76093 76094 76095 76097 76098
>>76087
Is anyone else, here?
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
hiF2q
?
No.76093
76098
>>76092
I am
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76094
>>76092
I am, too, but don't have much to add. Only worry that Onyx will be Brie 2.0 again.
Anonymous
9Fobv
?
No.76095
76096 76098
>>76092
I am here, but exclusively on phone because WiFi is out
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76096
>>76095
Damn. That sucks.
Dark Star
UjWrL
?
No.76097
76098
>>76092
yep
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76098
76099 76100
>>76092
>>76093
>>76095
>>76097
Damn, what a streak! Now Sparkboi will appear too, right?
I've lost a lot of hope that Onyx will come back
Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76099
>>76098
I guess we'll see.
UjWrL
?
No.76100
76101
[1d4 = 3]
>>76098
1-2 no
3-4 yes
Oynx's player has been busy lately
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76101
76102
>>76100
Are you guys PMing eachother already?
Dark Star
UjWrL
?
No.76102
76103
>>76101
Lets just say ive known him for awhile.
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76103
76104 76109
>>76102
Fair enough.
You playing more characters! I knew it! It's you! YOU ARE ONYX AND ONYX IS DARK STAR IN DISGUISE
Dark Star
UjWrL
?
No.76104
76105 76109
>>76103
SHIT IVE BEEN FOUND OUT!

Silver (OOC)
n9jZ4
?
No.76105
76106 76109
>>76104
The plot thickens...
Dark Star
UjWrL
?
No.76106
76109
>>76105
Oy Vey!
Druid Dragon-Lion-Deer-Horse
eJtp+
?
No.76107
[sleeping kirin noises]
Anonymous
ZW4yp
?
No.76109
76110 76112
>>76106
>>76105
>>76104
>>76103
Stop trying to take credit for my character damn it.
Also, hi. I'm back.
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76110
76111
>>76109
Cool. I hope GM can capitulate on your presence. Don't want you to appear for nothing. At least get something from the tailor that you were sent to through the taxi's trunk.

Yes, they put you inside a trunk of a taxi
Anonymous
ZW4yp
?
No.76111
76113 76114
>>76110
I've been in worse situations tbh.....

Anyway, a tailor you say?
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76112
76115
>>76109
By the way, did you exchange the gold bricks you have for actual money? I suggest you do.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76113
76115
>>76111
you are in a trunk
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76114
76115
>>76111
It's basically a formality. You are at a light to medium armor shop. The heavier options are not here.
Anonymous
ZW4yp
?
No.76115
76116 76117 76118
>>76112
Done, did, and out of the way.
>>76113
Elephant trunk? Car trunk? Clothes trunk?
>>76114
Some armor is better than no armor. But I do have that jacket so I think I'm good.
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76116
76119
>>76115
If you said before was true, then some medium armor should increase your AC a little more. Yes, you got lucky at the docks by all those bad rolls by the goons, but that doesn't happen always. Also, I think they sell shields for further AC increase.
Anonymous
UjWrL
?
No.76117
76119
>>76115
taxi trunk
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76118
76119
>>76115
Remember the SRD
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Armor
Anonymous
ZW4yp
?
No.76119
76120
>>76118
>>76116
I appreciate the concern, but I'll stick with the jacket until after I haven't been kidnapped.
I really want some scale mail tho...
>>76117
Can I leave the trunk?
Iron OOC
7D381
?
No.76120
76121
>>76119
I'm pretty sure if you're in the cab, then you are somewhere else entierly. Don't take Star's words to heart, you are at the tailor since Silver pulled you out.