Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
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>>714 →But why would she be scarred and burned?>>7147May she tell us all she knows
>>7146me no think adolf would like that :(
>>7150e_e "In time I shall deliver you copy pasta if that is what you truly require, but I don't have it with me."
>>7152"How may we aid each other in our quest?"
>>7149That's a dumb idea.
Show her your rare pepes collection.
>>7154"Oh yes. George Soros desires not the spread of Football, and yet he too knows of it (speaking from their timeframe) and wishes to see it crushed. It is said that he may bring with him the hoardes of the abyss, with untold nightmares and horrors, in his fear of Football.
>>7156"I know of George Soros only what I saw that day. Can you tell me of him? He is wounded, but he is not yet bannished"
>>7160>meme wizard>not having a hard-copy portfolio of all the rarest Pepes in existenceI'm sure she'd be impressed.
>>7158"He was,... wounded," she seems moved. "This is tremendous news!"
So Trump, if he desires, has gained a mount. There, is that good enough, or did you still want that one pony? Fleur or whatever? Xppppp
>>7161>implying I don'tKinda hard to turn those into digital format
Besides, converting them would ruin their value >>7162"I cleaved his arm right off"
Trump absolutely takes a Dragonne Mount
>picks up Tracy like a saddle bag so she'll be less jealous >>7162Also, to clarify, I wanted *to mount* fluer, not fluer *as a mount*
>>7165>>7164I see plenty of mounts in your guys future
IfyaknowwhatImean
>shows trollestia pepe collection
I hope you don't mind if we chill on the story for a bit, there's combat coming up soon. I can answer questions and you can still do stuff, but nothing time consuming (like, resting would retire the character for the night).
>>7169I can kill stuff. By the way can Football Dragonne fly with Trump riding her? She has wings
*literally shaking*
"... We could've been friend, Ms. Kitty...." she says quietly under her breath
>>7169I guess Torcuil turns in for the night
>still not fucking sure if his staff works or not >>7170No, I'm saying I don't have it in me, but yes she can.
>>7172Neither am I, I'm not sure exactly what the limits are to a magneto rod yet
>>7170Wtf is the Dragonne going to sleep?
Also, can I do diplomacy with the other Khajits?
>>7173>all I wanted was to move metal objects aroundI nothing easy in tabeetope rpgs?
I guess Trumpaladin tests his new mount out (assuming the other 4 cat people can be left behind without being rude) as they speak together of Footbball. Also, he will cast DEFENSE on her before she sleeps, and maybe keep her in the same room just to be safe
>>7177*is nothing easy in tabletop rpgs
I need to learn how to type
>>7177Okay, I just wanted to make sure I didn't just give you Magneto-level powers by accident
>>7176This is actually a pretty fair point. Trumpaladin should speak to the other cat people
>>7181No, they take off through a portal they create all sliders-like
Tracy still has to pick up her gold and silk adorned saddle, fit her armor, and do other stuff....
>>7181Thats fine. I was envisioning maybe levitation of small things (keys, knives, short swords) and juts sliding or throwing of larger things (doors, people in armor, long swords). Oould that be too op?I'll be back this afternoon
Don't anything intresting without me
Well, at least I'm not sleep deprived anymore. Sorry, I set my phone to wake me in a half hour and,... I just now woke up.
>>7174You finish the book, pick a discipline:
Clairsentience
Metacreativity
Psychokinesis
Psychometabolism
Psychoportation
Telepathy
>>7188Wut?
>>7190>time investedGet on my level Xp
>>7192No that's perfectly fine.
Also, friendly reminder that Mlpol.net has surpassed 100000 posts. It doesn't look that way, but the game threads are being kept from raping the main page.
>>7196Certainly. The only reason they were shooting at you was to get your attention. It never occurred to them to figure out how to do that until oh shit, there's these cats.
>>7197does anything come with that discipline?
>pics up armor
>pics up gilded saddle
>pics up alchemy supplies
>misc (idk, irrelevant junk)
Still in town.
I got work to do, so I'll figure out my development plans after pony.
Questions in meantion
(under the implication that I know the town) Where in Port Barry could I find (if available):
>spells
>enchanted items
>specialized weapons
>misc magical services (think fortune-telling gypsy style)
>pony-sized custom clothes
>Quests
>Serviceable NPCs
>>7199infernuis want help with sidequest.
>>7201infernuis want to say i sorry for the other day, me just want to help. and maybe me can help with quest somehow.
>tfw u forgot about pony again, after missing movie night>>7198Yes. You immediately gain in your Bluff, Diplomacy, Sense Motive, and Gather information.
You may choose 3 powers from the list
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Psion/Wilder_Powers>>7199>spellsCuz she's a spellcaster? o_O
>enchanted itemsThere are knick-knackey stores, I'll roll up to see what they have.
>specialized weaponsYou guys raided the weapons shop Xp
>fortunesUhhhhhhhhh
>tailorThe tailor
>QuestsHmmmmm, you just gave me ideas/opportunities
>NPC'sJust peasants (like, a wagon driver if you wanted)
>>7203while we are on whats in town.is there a pet shop?
>>7204Yes, yes there is. I suppose there ARE NPCs
>>7203>casterNo, I was meaning if she wanted to have a spell cast by someone else (there's mages for hire in Equestria, so the idea wouldn't be alien to her).
>>7199I'm gonna have to go through all the threads and make some kind of index. I know you had Barding made, using the Hydra Hide, yes?
>>7206Oh. Yeah, there's a store for mage-wares, and they have some scrolls available.
>>7209Sweet. The saddle is quit fetching, with frilly bits of lace at all the right spots, gold and sliver thread and accents run along its surface with intricate leatherwork, all designed to fluidly and aesthetically fit together to match the barding. Tracy, almost looks regal if not for a hint of lewd.
>>7211Seriously. As you exit the shop, Thez (still bundled in bandages and being flown about by her giant fly) gets a nose-bleed
>>7204The pet shop only stocks guard dogs, other then that its mostly geared for wizards (familiar types)
>>7214whats the smallest dog breed they have?
>>7216they're adorable ill take one.
>>7218does the shop owner say anything?
>>7219"Make sure not to step on her, those ones are kinda squishy. Still, they're quick, so you probably won't have a problem."
>>7220infernuis wouldn't step on defenseless pupper. haha you got name?
whats the shopkeeper look like
>>7221He's an overweight bald guy. "Call me Guy."
>>7222tell me guy, you hear of Rockwell?
>>7223"I keep hearing his name. Some of the guys at the pub keep talkin' about him, saying
I should check out that new church."
>>7224you should guy it a good place. (((they))) cant step on that ground.
>>7203precognition,Defense.
catfall. (for obvious reasons)(infernuis now have phobia of falling)
far hand.
>>7227of, course it makes for a good rp experice.
>>7226In addition to those,you also get (Telepath discipline) Charm, Psionic, and Mindlink
>tfw shitposting while carrying a bag of manure, with a chattering baby squirrel on my shoulder
Fug, I'd like to develop this plotline, but I have so much shit to do today...
Can I get a quick rundown of my options at the mage vendors, before I start the dialog later?
>>7231Identify, Enlarge Person, Enlarge Pony, Obscuring Mist, Undetectable Alignment - All lvl 1
Silence - Lvl 2
Dispel Magic - Lvl 3
>>7235Blank ones, but nothing enscribed.
>>7234this fucking squirrel, I swear..!How exactly do scrolls work? Can Barbarians even use them? Would these only work so long as I have the items with me, or would they give me an Alternate Form (I'd assumed the spell I was looking for was advanced, and that it might not be available in the Port)?
>>7236Torcuil buys one for the purpose of memes
Any magic items?
Not weapons but like his ring of jumping
>>7239"Oh, well for something like that you'll want the Jewler's shop. I do have a self-inking quill though."
>>7239I imagine that a Meme Magician's powers could mainly be centered on conjuration, transmutation, and evocation, in that order.
Idk though. It is better to read about it first though.
>>7242The jewler's shop is barren, the shopkeeper scribbling away at designs on a sketch-pad.
"Sorry chum, we're all out of merchandise. (((They))) cleaned us out months ago. I may have to close the place unless we can get new merchandise in."
>>7244He is wearing a magnificent set of segmented goggles, which glitter and sparkle in the light, as he continues to work.
>>7238>>7234Fuck it. I took the scrolls regardless.
>>7244>is walking bu, glumly through town>see this*lurks in the background, in stealth*
>>7246Good of you. Thez (who is following Tracy cuz hawt) happens to take note of the scene and buzzes closer to the building.
"Ooooh, that gives me an idea!" she buzzes back up to Trump tower.
By the way, let the record show that I'm literally trying to meme the next Trump tower into being a Chesterhedron. I'll tell you all why later on.
>>7238Oh right. Scrolls can only be cast by their requisite characters (magic for mages/sorcs/wiz/bards, and divine for clerics, palis, and druids), but because the magic is encoded they can be cast by a character 2 levels lower than ordinary. So, no barbarian sorry.
There is a chance of mishap though. ^_~
>>7248Oh...
*saunters off to tailor's shop and buys a hoodie, because reasons*
Is there any way I can attain an alternate wild shape?>>7249The Rat Folk, remember?