Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
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>>7953>>7951"But she's gone now. Like Soros"
>>7956maybe if me drink angel blood we catch her?
>>7955"What can we do even? She'll be back anyways. With her brood father when he returns, most likely"
>>7954With a greater strength than she's previously known, Tracy successfully evades all the people who try and corral, obstruct, or detain her. Thez is there, still all fucked up, but with a look of seriousness she hasn't shown before. Tracy is in full flight, so she has the attack of opportunity.
>>7957"Let's not drink any more blood. Too many possible unforeseen consequences"
>>7960we go help thez!
infernuis charges throrugh where tracy ran through.
>>7966AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNND! There I go...
[1d20 = 4]>>7966You fucked up. Grab Soros-puppet
Thez strikes Tracy in the sternum, leaving her momentarily unable to move (stunned).
"You could run if you really want. I will even let you, even though my faggot will REEEEEE for the next hour, but what would holding you back accomplish? We're not your enemy. I didn't put up that quarantine, and its not what I would have chosen. Still, I can't blame you if you're not happy with how things turned out. The choice is yours," she says, stepping aside as Tracy regains composure.
Your move.
>>7968You're all still back at the quarantine area, which is a good 100 feet away or so (she was in a full-sprint, evade so even though she took penalties against incoming attacks, she evaded and made good her escape).
"Thez, how does this 'control' work? Is it whoever's bodily fluids are inside of her?"
Infernius is the first to arrive on scene as Tracy begins to again escape. He successfully tangles up her legs in a tackle, granting an additional moment to stop her, but otherwise not preventing anything nor successfully grappling (the 20 went toward the pursuit)
[1d20 = 5]>>7976Grapple with all the strength of Football
[1d20 = 19]>>7976grab tail and pull towards me
[1d20 = 11]>>7977*kicks you in the face with the rage of 6 gorillion suns*
>>7974"Bob, keep an eye on her," Thez says behind her, and in response the words "Swift defeat to my enemies can be heard, while an arrow with a golden boxing glove for an arrowhead shoots vertically out of her quiver, attached to a maroon rope, attached to a translucent green bow with a shadowy essence trailing off of it.
Tracy kicks Infernius, but not damagingly, it just wonks him in the jaw.
She again takes flight, while the bow trails off after her.
>>7974"In my experience, its like an impulse. An urge to act in a particular way that is not internally motivated. Its only been done to me once, and I wasn't particularly conscious at the time."
It appears everyone is joining in on this.
So now it seems that everyone is involved in a Bugs Bunny cluster-smoke-brawl.
[1d20 = 3]>>7979Now you done fucked up you blue bitch! Smash the blue soros puppet in the head
"Aw fuck it!"
*Withdraws Vanderiem*
Since everyone keeps missing, no one either lands a successful blow NOR breaks the grapple, and the cluster fight continues.
"Uhm,... guys,..." Thez says
[1d20 = 8]>>7986grabs vanderiem with force powers
It's Inferius's turn, right?
[1d20 = 1]
*Just fucking runs towards the field*
[1d20 = 9]>>7990Holds the fuck on to Vanderiem
"You're not helping Soros win this. Be against them or be with them"
I'm actually waiting to see if anyone lands something to decide what's happening. So far everyone is still in a brawl
>>7992"She's not Tracy. Not anymore. Tracy is gone"
Thez does know a spell that will 'resolve' the situation, and she's very near to using it, just saying.
>>7996tracy still in there, you no hurt friend!!!
>>7998It's the only way to save her
[autistic screeching stops]
>>7999>>8000>>8002>>8003>tfw I'm not the only one thinking itThez <whoofs> away, while the fighting ensues. She's now outside the gate, not far from the entrance, and she's chanting.
>>8002>>8003>>8000so are you about to fug tracy?
Trump comes to the conclusion that the only way to liberate Tracy from Soros or Thez's demon mother is to make himself her controller, which he believes can be done by the same way Soros/Thez's evil mother gained control - by inserting some of his own fluids into her
>>8006Yes, it's the only reasonable course of action
O_O It,... it doesn't quite work that way
"Shhh, this is getting good"
If I just changed into the Wilder class, I can pic on 1st level wilder power, correct?
You guys don't have the whole story, its all been so sudden that I,...
"WILL <smack> YOU <smack> SHUT <smack> UP <smack>?"
Trumpaladin proceeds with a target that is strangely non-resisting
Thez completes her spell and stands waiting. She looks an awful lot like a female Freddy Kruger, but she's using full concentration in spite.
>GM shrugs, "It is a horsefucker board."
>Thez is transfixed (both in game and not) @_@
... lets not get carried away with the details now,....
>>8019infernuis stares in a mixture of disgust and intrigue.
>>8022Suffice to say that Trumpaladon has a hold on Tracy and is executing his plan
Trumpalaidn fears pony AIDS, but continues for the sake of saving Tracy
>_< Why do I bother planning anything anymore?
Thez however, sorta tackles Infernius.
"I know all about what you were planning"
>_<#
>>8027And Trump completes his plan by transference of the controlling power
>>8027me sorry you no get to eat steak.
* infernuis says from under? thez*
"TRACY IS CURED!" Trump yells, putting back on his pants
*collapses, twitching erratically*
>>8028Very subtle. ^_~
>>8029Oh, doesn't she (pun intended)?
>>8030Thez is letting Infernius lead.
>>8031The crowd of Port Barry stares awkwardly, including Fae who can't even.
>>8033Please no. Keep Port Barry in the city on the other side of the wall and river, and Fae on the other side of the fort
>everyone gets laid, except for Torquil
You just had to step aside didn't you. You couldn't have tied her up, or incapacitated her, oh no.
"Are you KIDDING? This shit is not canon!" Trumpaladin edits with an Orwellian grin.
\r
>>8034Uh, you guys never quite left the city, and with the commotion people are bound to wander over.
>>8038it- its alright says infernuis
>>8038But the detention center is a part of the coastal fortress, which is outside of the city walls
"Wh,... what manner of paladin ARE you," Fae asks with a detectable note of disgust in her voice.
>>8041This is news to me. That would decrease the civilian witnesses (still some guards tho), but Fae still saw it.
>>8042*Why did she have to be so close*
"one who is willing to sacrifice much to save a teammate"
This is far and wide from what I had intended. There was supposed to be a fight and a new faction introduced. C'est la vive.
>>8047Act like a bull should, you wimp! Don't disappoint her.
>>8047Thez's skills include dancing, if you follow. She knows how to 'incite' someone to 'act'. Lets just say Infernius (who previously indicated he was still interested) has accomplished his intentions.
>>8051It certainly resolves character ambitions MUCH quicker than I had anticipated,....
Here is the map of Port Barry. As you can see, there is a fortress to the right of the harbor. That would be the most logical location for an immigration detention center, because it is away from the city, making transmission of disease less likely.
>Dying of embarssment, and possibly also pony AIDS
Can I speak to Fae?
>>8053NOPE. Not a waifu! Just want to free her from Soros