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Wasabi Flavored Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
3ShQ9
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No.7043
7048 7050
Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here: https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/
and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
1114 replies and 93 files omitted.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7048
>>7043
Trump holds, I guess
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7049
Spoilered

Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7050
7057
>>7043
Eyyy new bread
>steaks on fire
GET THE WATAH NIGGAH
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7051
7053 7054 7055
tell theses tards im not in a cast.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7053
7056
>>7051
>420 id
Nice
But you are still in a fucking cast
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7054
7056
>>7051
It's okay, with crutches you can still walk
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7055
>>7051
*is still laughing*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7056
7058
>>7053
>>7054
>autism.avi
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7057
7059 7062
>>7050
>grease fire
That would be bad.
"Greetings grand human. I can tell upon your arrival that you are the ones we seek. We detected energetic disturbances in this area, and upon detection we were informed that not only had George Soros reared his vile personage, but that he had been utterly BTFO. None have managed to do such a thing, and yet you have. Tell me, who are you?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7058
7060
>>7056
>Thinks he can escape all consequences for 100 foot fall
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7059
7065
>>7057
>grease fire
Why, why didn't I think of this
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7060
7063 7068
>>7058
im a cleric. i can.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7062
7065
>>7057
"I am Trumpaladin the mighty, defender of Port Barry"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7063
7064
Do go on.jpg
>>7060

Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7064
7066
1340098__suggestive_starlight glimmer_black_human_irl_irl human_meme_photo_shitposting.png
>>7063
>glimnigger
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7065
7066 7067
>>7059
Lenos keks at the mention of grease fire.
>>7062
"How came you the means to accomplish such a task, in the face of so vile and wicked a face of (((him)))?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7066
7086
filly.png
>>7064
See pic related
>>7065
"A combination of hubris on his part, my own might and bravery, and the support of my team"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7067
7069
>>7065
Is Lenos still hospitalized?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7068
>>7060
I can fix this
Gm, can I use magic to rip off legs?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7069
7070
>>7067
no i healed him.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7070
7071
>>7069
Completely?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7071
7072
>>7070
he can move around now.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7072
7073 7075
>>7071
Where was he during the incident earlier?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7073
7074 7075
>>7072
He was probably watching Infernius hurt himself, like the rest of us.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7074
7075
>>7073
unironicly this.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7075
7077
Everyone saw it.
>>7074
>>7073
>>7072

Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7076
7081
So, How am I doin at the dias?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7077
7081
>>7075
GM pls settle this. im not in leg casts am i?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7078
7080 7081
But seriously, how do we get down (under implication that other members care, although Tracy doesn't give a clop)?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7079
7085
786befbc6d89d5331e8ac3a9d9a91f6b.jpg
LETS
GET
S
P
O
O
K
Y
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7080
>>7078
Just piloting the ship to the ground
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7081
7082
>>7076
Yes, right. You complete the second, and the third incantation required to create the magneto rod successfully.
>>7077
No, you cast cure moderate.
>>7078
There's a rope that you can direct-travel if you don't give me the opportunity to fuck with you.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7082
7083
>>7081
>yays
Are we still getting ballista-ed
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7083
7088
>>7082
no
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7084
7090
*fastens bags*
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7085
7088
>>7079
no cleric
>am sad
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7086
7087
>>7066
trump is kind of a dick,cat people.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7087
7089 7090
>>7086
I thought you were walking towards Sechs?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7088
7090
>>7083
Tracy, can I borrow a knife for a quick sec?
>>7085
Thats what you get for breaking your legs
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7089
>>7087
brain fart
my bad
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7090
7091 7092
61JRS9WqpgL._SX355_.jpg
>>7084
*makes sure edges are keen*
*peers down at mass of townsfolk, infernius, and the cats*
>>7087
"... sh.. should we go after him?"
>>7088
>*offers least desirable knife in collection* (but offers nontheless)
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7091
7093
>>7090
I guess Trumpaladin is at a different location than the others, the other having repelled down (or fell down) near Sechs, while Trumpaladin has piloted the vehicle down near the cats to meet them
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7092
>>7090
>tests rod on knife
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7093
>>7091
>implying I left your side
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7094
7098
*charges chi, impatiently waiting for GM*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7095
7096 7097 7099
Everyone's down at the ground w/ the cats except Torcuil, who finished his rod. Kek.
The lead cat continues.
"I apologize for my rudeness. I am Remorh, the leader of the Guardinal brigade. We wish to," and is cut off.
"This one. He has Football," she says.
Part giant lion and part dragon, the creature has a pair of small brass-colored wings sprouting from its shoulders. It is covered with brass-colored scales.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7096
7098
>>7095
Sense for evil and or need of a football
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7097
7100
>>7095
Is it bipedal?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7098
7101
>>7094
sorry, had to reboot
>>7096
Resplendently good. "I have been tasked to aid in the spread of Football in this dimension. These here are my squadron, tasked with different dimensions. The magnificent return of Football has been felt throughout the outer realms. I wish to aid you in your quest."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7099
>>7095
It was only a matter of time until someone made that joke
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7100
>>7097
um,... no
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7101
7102 7103
>>7098
*orgasms, then faints*
*eagerly awaits more because he is speechless*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7102
7106
>>7101
"Many are there who desire not Football, neither the spread of Football, but it is essential that Football not be allowed to diminish. Have you heard the prophecy of John Elway?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7103
>>7101
*catches you before you faint*
orgasms on your leg
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7104
7108 7110
BTW, I gotta as, does this count?
https://mlpol.net/ub/res/291.html
does pushups
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7105
*ask
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7106
7107
>>7102
"Yes. Yes I have. But tell me again, because one can never tire of hearing it"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7107
7109
>>7106
"Well if you have, then you know how long it is. I mean, you really want to hear the entire prophecy?"
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7108
>>7104
>thinking we haven't all memorized the post number
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7109
>>7107
"I have all the time in the world"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7110
>>7104
Fuck you
I ain't clickin dat

So what are the cats doing?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7111
7112
>unrape
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7112
>>7111
Not sure if sad
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7113
7114 7115 7116
You asked for it.
"It has long been foretold that there shall come a day whereupon lightning shall be forced to strike twice in the same place, simultaneously. This causation shall be wrought about by a foolish argument between two rivalling deities. What would result would defy the intent of both deities and others. A thought-form would be created, and from that thought-form would come John Elway, Football, and the Denver Bronco's.
You see, the rivalling deities along with their associates and other such had grown lazy, and careless, and complacent. Having millenia previously won Ragnarok, and having feasted eternally afterwards, they began to languish. As they did so, the people began to comparably languish, to their peril and weakness.
John Elway it is said, being both man and Football, while also being All of the Denver Broncos, would usher Football unto all places and dimensions."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7114
>>7113
Prophecies,
Huh

Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7115
7116
>>7113
Are we post Elway or pre-Elway?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7116
>>7113
>words sting divegrass-tainted ears, but listens anyway to show support for her husbands faith
*pulls through by-
>>7115
>*slowly humping leg*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7117
7119 7124
"Not only the realms of the physical, but all of the inner and outer realms as well. Footballs shall bring with them American, and where you have American, you have ponies. And when you have ponies, American, Football and John Elway?
And so ends the prophecy."
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7118
7120
>ponies, American, Football and John Elway
Those words have to have magical effects when combined together
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7119
7129
>>7117
Intresting, but how does my my rod work?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7120
7122 7125
>>7118
do i notice this?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7121
7123
The reason this is important is that in the Codex Ridiculous, it further suggests that there shall come a realm as if from nowhere that will be instrumental in the manifestation of John Elway, and that from in that realm shall come one who knows of Football, having known and heard of Football from the moment he saw the statue that was to bear the likeness of John Elway, did he know Football. Resplendent in shining armor he shall be the first human to speak of Football in about 13000 years
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7122
>>7120
You're of a different faith so probably not
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7123
>>7121
*wondering if he is the one*
"How may we facilitate this process?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7124
7126
>>7117
*ears perk*
".. So.. what do poinie have to do with Football?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7125
>>7120
Although I think you are now close enough to hear it
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7126
7127
>>7124
ponies*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7127
7130
>>7126
If only you had a husbando who could edit your posts
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7128
7132
*looks around at catfolk*
How many are around us?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7129
>>7119
>waiting
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7130
7131
>>7127
thats cold man
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7131
7133
>>7130
Cold but sadly true
Those papers I mention earlier,
I meant divorce papers
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7132
7136
>>7128
There were five in total
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7133
7137
740539__safe_artist-colon-vicmanone_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.jpg
>>7131
>divorce
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7134
7135 7136
"Further, in the Ridiculum Volume II it states that from this creation of John Elway there too shall be piles of horsepussy. It is therefore the desires of all good creatures of all levels that I aid you in your journey, for I was what was chosen for this task by a bunch of faggots typing at a keyboard. Have you heard the fable of the faggots who made it all possible?"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7135
>>7134
"No, go on"
*In complete awe*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7136
>>7132
>*clutches waist*
>>7134
*pants lewdly*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7137
7138
>>7133
Listen I respect your ship, and you respect mine. So help me out and I'll help you. He has his eyes on another prize but I can fix that
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7138
7139 7141
>>7137
Got your back, Jack.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7139
7142
>>7138
>tfw infernuis dosent have a ship anymore, because thez wants to fuck tracy more than she wants to fuck infernuis.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7140
7143 7144
Seriously?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7141
>>7138
Keep Trump away from Trollestia, I have an idea
>Torcuil meets up with Trollestia away from Trump
"You wanna troll hard?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7142
>>7139
I was going to kill and eat her while she was incapacitated, but I won't now, just for you.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7143
7145 7146
>>7140
infernuis not a cuck.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7144
>>7140
we sekrit thread nao
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7145
7146
>>7143
I'm pretty sure Thez's feelings are purely predatory.
t. Rapepony
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7146
7148 7149 7151
>>7143
You can both has.
>>7145
Tomato, tomato, Sechs.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7147
7150
Anyway, before Trump is a brassy-golden Lion-dragon thing (Dragonne specifically).

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7148
435887__safe_artist-colon-extradan_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.png
>>7146
>not knowing the differences between romantic, carnal, and predatory desires
As representative of >rape, I reprimand you.
+PErH
?
No.7149
7155 7157
[1d20 = 14]
>>7146
I tell Trollestia I'm going to cast an illusion to fool Trump into think she's been scarred and burned.this will mkke him loose intrest
I roll incase I need it
>still waiting to see how my rod worked...