Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
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[2d20 = 34]>>7648I am going to assume I am about 20 feet away.
I use metastaff to go ivisable
1st roll is stealth
2nd roll is for knocking rracy our with a quick blow from my staff
>>7656Trump backs away with uncertainty. He looks over to Thez, and tells her "as you were," signalling she may proceed with whatever she intended
[2d20 = 25]>>7657>Implying I can be flanked at this levelsaving roll with improved uncanny dodge
*counter-stabs because reasons*
>>7660Bu-but I rolled 20 on stealth while invisable
>>7661Something dark has entered her. Changed her. Perhaps overtaken her
Satanic >rape
"I'm still me!
>>7665no she same tracy she was always that way.
>>7666Right as I was going to fucking post
>>7670she bite nose ring. she would do that anyway.
Trumpaladin pulls out his journal, where he keeps his notes on the happennings in this world. Past the long sections about the new stadium, the Davisian mendicant order, and the new tower, are the sections on the players. the longest section is on Thez, with sratched out titles like "KILL" and "KILL LATER." Inferius's section has notes like "generally well intended, "weird obsession with a stone well," and "not the brightest, while Tourcil's has notes like "Moderate meming abilities" and "desires the acquisition of new knowledge and powers."
But the last section is the shortest, devoted to the "the blue one." It says only "Not sure if player or pack animal," "scary" and finally "Jump scare."
>>7674How would trump feel about concentration camp?
>>7676infernuis draws this on ground and show torq.
>>7677hey trump me think port barry need bigger wall.
>>7682i hope not i was having fun.
>>7684I think we need to sacrifce murder horse to appease him
>>7685lets sacrifice yak lees character.
>>7685Hoo-man sacrifices are more effective.
>>7686Considering hes 's been gone forever?
Sure!
>>7688>>7687>>7683hows everybody feel about this?
>>7686 >>7690any paticular way we want it done?
>>7693To which God should we sacrifice her?
Also, do you want a public ban message on the last post? Might be something we can do >>7697Football. hitler dosent except yak blood.
>>7697>herThe Yak is going before me.
And who the hell are you?
*unsheathes sacrificial knife*
>>7697yea on ban message if you can
>>7700NO
THE YAK SHALL GO BEFORE THE CREATOR OF THE GAME
THE ONE WHO HAS BROUGHT US HERE,
AND WILL GUIDE US
>>7702I meant, before your assholes try to kill me.
>>7700You and I know each other. Many month together now
>>7703tracy you friend, we no send you.
>>7703I was joking bbout that, but whatever
He's a Monk Yak, right? Perhaps we should do it the Tibetan way, and Throw him off of the crystal.
>>7704realized it moments after posting
Ah shit. I g2g for now...
GM is busy writing the plan for the awesome game we're going to have tonight, right?
>>7704>*humps leg*>>7718I'm sure you already understand -_<
>[leg humping intensifies] >>7720I suck at typing emoticons...
>>7720Trumpaladin, sensing the demonic influence, actually takes notice now of the leg humping. He shakes off the demon-thing
>>7722trump she always hump-leg.
>>7724Thez told me she smells different. She smells... like a demon. And though a pony may... well, I'm not sure what I let them do, a demon may not touch me
>>7726>shity music plays in backgroundSo now how long do we wait?
maybe he is baking a new bread?
>>7733Corrupted in which episode?>>7734He would have said something
>>7735What matters is that all demons - or demonic elements - are physically removed
>>7738Now that's more fuckable, but what matters is that infernals cannot be suffered to let live >>7731Thats shitty music but I specifically meant the song "stuck like glues"
>>7739Nightmares aren't demons.
>>7739she still our friend trump.
>>7741Trump will let a nightmare hump him, but infernals are another matter
Are nightmares infernals? I'm confused. Only certain types of evil will be allowed near>>7742Things have changed. Maybe, maybe not
>>7744ok then she still my friend trump.
>>7744They're not infernal, althougfh they have fiendish attributes.
In the game lore, they're creatures created from Pegasi, subjected to a ritual that involves cutting-off their wings.
I could've had my character spontaneously evolve into a Pegasus (horse evolution) and then cut off her wings, but GM gave me permission. >>7746How can a demon be a friend?
>>7747Actually, forget the fiendish attributes. They're just extra-planar.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Nightmare >>7751smoke looks pretty handy.
>>7747It's a matter of species. If Tracy is a pony with new special powers that come from Evil magic, then Trumpaladin actually likes her more, because her alignment has shifted to lawful. But demons and certain creatures are per se "must be killed." They are like communists to Trump. Or probably the way inferius sees Jews>>7750*hardens his eyes while looking at Inferius*
Mouthes, but does not say aloud, "I am aware"